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>> No.47121391
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>>47121229
yay!!!!!!!!

>> No.47121503
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>>47121229
What the fuck was he thinking when he made Touhou 9?
I cant believe he made IN ad then somehow found it in himself to make this mess of a game. Its the gimmickiest, most retarded Touhou. The AI is basically programed to be an invincible god until you die or it feels like letting you go to the next stage. Not to say you need someone else for the full experience. It was in the fucking late 2000s, how the fuck was i gonna get somebody nearby to play this shit?

Garbage game, /thread

>> No.47121586
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>>47121503
This Anon is going to Hell!

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>>47121503
People from the west forget, but this is a doujin game. It was promoted and distributed on conventions like Comiket, and relied on introducing people by word of mouth. Having something you could play and share with other otaku was an actual genius idea.

As for the game itself, i think its great. It gets a lot of flack for not being the already stablished style of danmaku, playing a lot more like a back and forth of increasing dificulty instead of something you can memorize and bruteforce. This doesnt sit well with the usual 2huautists, and its a shame, because the whole game is amazing. I'm particularely fond of the new portraits, the music, and the cast of characters. In what other game am i supposed to play as fucking Tewi? Yeah. The fight with Eiki herself is very memorable too, too bad people rob themselves of fighting an uphill battle by cheesing it with Aya or Medicine.

In short, it made sense on ZUN point of view to make the game the way he did, but it was bound to fail considering the bigger audience it made outside the doujin circles who very much like their 2hu the classical way. She is still the cutest Yama, atleast no one can take that away.

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*Siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiippppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppp*

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>>47121978
If you were to invite Eiki on a date to go eat somewhere, where and what would you get her?

>> No.47122100
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>>47121503
>invincible god
You're supposed to do combo chains to build up meter and only unleash it if A) you're about to die or B) your opponent is out of meter. Screen peeking can feel weird but some hus like Sakuya just crumble when you can see what they're doing before they do it.
Or you can just dodge and the AI will kill itself after a while.

>> No.47122191

>>47122062
I'd bring Eiki to a Burger King. I hope she gets the foulest, saddest, most pathetic order ever and decides to judge the entire of humanity for such a sin against her godly pallet.

>> No.47122505

>>47121229
How do you know she's the cutest, have you seen any other Yamas?

>> No.47122641

>>47121503
shut the fuck up bitch ass nigga touhou 9 is actualy a game unlike the slop 19 is

>> No.47122828

I love Eiki's portrait, it's really endearing, I love those big wide eyes and that happy smile.

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bows!

>> No.47123126
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>>47121503
you're supposed to play it with friends, faggot, it's one of the most fun touhous there is

oh wait, you don't have any, we can all tell by your retarded bitter post

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>>47122062
Probably a well rated steakhouse in Vegas so I can see her reaction to strippers dancing around while we eat. Ideally this would be a huge surprise.

>>47122191
Don't feed your Toufu's unhealthy slop cooked in hydrogenated seed oils anon.

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>> No.47123676

>>47123410
two of them!

>> No.47123977

>>47123338
You can't do that anon! She will punish the hoes!

>> No.47124082

>>47123977
That's the point. It's a dinner and a show!

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>>47121229
How do you imagine Eiki would be as a girlfriend?
Would she be on the chill side with a soothing voice? Maybe the possesive kind of girl that sends to hell other women that pretend you? A mommy type? I'm curious of what people headcanon her as.

>> No.47124154

>>47124144
I see her as a rather pushy girlfriend, but the kind that is always correct on calling out your bullshit by divine magic. Caring to a fault but strict when you violate her moral code, a strict mom that isn't afraid to coddle you if you listen to her well

>> No.47124344

>>47124144
Well meaning but her nature makes her unbearable if you go against the grain. Being in a relationship means she can call you out on everything you do and puts you into a position of being groomed to be a virtuous person every day. She's right and it is for your own good, but it's difficult since the only person that can change is you, Eiki cannot change herself or compromise to meet you. Depending on how you are as a person you may feel like it's walking on egg shells all the time under the constant scrutiny and criticism, even if it is constructive. It's a lot of pressure and stress if you that kind of stuff get to you. Accepting that you're human and make mistakes goes a long way in easing that. Eiki knows you cant be perfect, you can strive for it but you shouldn't beat yourself up about living to those impossibly high expectations.

>> No.47124392

>>47124144
An aggressively anal girlfriend who nags you about everything constantly, constantly finds faults with you, and happens to know literally everything you ever did wrong.

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>>47124144
the cutest one

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>YOU'RE GOING TO HELL BECAUSE... FUCK YOU, YOU'RE GOING TO HELL OKAY?!

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>>47124462

>> No.47124908

>>47121229
God i love Eiki, shes so underrated.

>>47124144
Ever had someone above you on something try to steer you to the right direction? Like someone who knows the answer to a problem you're facing and suggests the answer modestly as to let you feel like you found it out yourself. I very much headcanon Eiki like that. She knows you are a faulty person, but instead of being overbearing or biding in her criticism, she just remarks in passing some ideas or thoughts that if you were to follow, would improve your life. She's probably seen better and worse, and if she takes her time to love you and help you, she must thing you have atleast one special thing within yourself worth fighting for.

... I might also think she'd be the rapper with the (literally) sickest burns. Maybe its the hat, or the sheer absurdity of the idea, but i like to think that if she knows everything about someone, she might just take some time to mess with people for the hell of it in a harmless way with something like rap battles. Just imagine her smug gremlin face as she makes an oddly specific nod to an insecurity or embarrasing moment you had buried deep within you.

>> No.47124966

I know that Eiki isn't short canonically, but how tall would you say she is in feet inches?

>> No.47124993
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>>47123676

>> No.47125008

>>47124462
Eikifags btfo'd

>> No.47125246
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>>47124966
I think she's around 6'10"

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>>47124966
I think she's around 10'6"

>> No.47126822

You're pretty gutsy huh

>> No.47126955

>>47126060
Giantess eiki sitting on me...

>> No.47126969

>>47124966
5'8'' but everyone is 4'9''

>> No.47127292

>>47124462
Eiki explain to you exactly why you will go to Hell and tells you how to repant to avoid that fate

She is hands down the nicest 2hu so far

>> No.47127350

>>47127292
She doesn't have big boobies like her subordinate though

>> No.47127359

>>47127350
She has amazing thigs and a round butt.

>> No.47127363

>>47127350
That's because she's humble, but I do have to ask, does Kutaka have big boobies?

>> No.47127393

>>47124966
I'd say about 5'8

>> No.47127959

>>47124966
She's 6'9"
>source: she's sexo

>> No.47128026

>>47127393
Only correct answer, everyone likes to forget that it's 'jap tall' not actually tall

>> No.47128282
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>>47127359
komachi has those too

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>>47124144
dating her in anonTW seems accurate enough, minus how excessively perverted she gets once she becomes your lover, I still think she's a repressed pervert but just not as much as that game makes her out to be

>> No.47128483

>>47124144
Someone that wants only the best for her boyfriend. You won't need to worry about her lying to you or acting unfaithful, but if you aren't evolving as a person she will point it out, and bluntly.

>> No.47131639

>>47121229
In a scale of 1 to 10 in how much trouble would i be if she finds out i lust for her...

>> No.47131810

>>47131639
0. Next question?

>> No.47131976

>>47124144
She'd be the type to always help you improve, even if it's deeply troubling and hard for you. If needed she'd make you cry and feel terrible, before comforting you and telling you that's the first step and helping you with the next ones. She'd never do anything to make you cry unnecessarily, nor would she argue petty things. She'd never lie, steal, cheat, be lazy, get angry, or any other possible concerns with dating a normal human brings. Obviously she'd expect the same from you, and she'd know if you even tried.

Overall if you don't have self-esteem issues and are able to acknowledge your flaws and try to grow, she'd be great. If you have any self-esteem issues or are stubborn and refuse to change, the relationship wouldn't last.

>> No.47132034

>>47131810
She sounds like a very biased and self-serving yama

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>> No.47132498

>>47121229
This yama is a slute

>> No.47132867

>>47123126
Thanks for proving his point you drooling retard. Even if he had friends what are the odds they'd play touhou? They're much more likely to play a generic fps than they are touhou.

>> No.47133284

>>47132867
What kind of retarded comparison is that? If anon likes 2hu then probably his friends are in same area of interests (like 2hu)

>> No.47133502

>>47132867
I play Touhou with my friends, sounds like you need to find yourself some real ones loser

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Moe moe kyun~!

>> No.47138021

>>47121229
Phantasmagoria of Flower View truly is the perfected character art of the early windows games

>> No.47138138

>>47127350
she is in my headcanon, faggot

>> No.47143153
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Lovely

>> No.47145007

>>47121229
We know of no other Yama,

>> No.47145964

>>47132867
>>47133284
>>47133502
>>47121503
NTA but i think that even if hes a bit of a retard hes got a real point. I love PoFV but i cant for the life of me get people to play it with. I do have friends who play Touhou and they despise the game, so not even that saves you from feeling like theres nobody to play with you.

The game is piss easy if we arent talking Lunatic though, reimu poster got some skill issues.

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>>47138021
I can't get over side-eye Reimu

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>>47132498
This anon is a slute

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