Monster Girl Thread

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Always trust purple snakes.

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Dominate the purple maid

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>>47116238
Even if purple snakes go
>pour the grape juice in the well anon
Even though you know grape juice doesn't bubble like that?

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observe cows
inspect cows
lick cows
sample cows
cuddle cows
bed cows

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Here's a story about an artist being shown around the jungle by a Mucus Toad:
https://archiveofourown.org/works/56734333
I considered sitting this one out, but I ended up writing a short one for Dogfaced's event after all. Output's been poor lately, but I don't wanna blogpost too much about it.

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>>47116259
Who would trust a toad? She's just going to betray him like the frog betrayed the scorpion
I think

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>>47116234
we need cowgirls, op.

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>>47116273

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>>47116243
>be Anon
>drop thru Portal into a small isolated village of 20 assorted mamonos
>arguing, fighting, almost Purge-style mayhem about to break out over only one Anon
>the only fair answer is Anon has to fuck every girl in the village as a 'Communal Husband'
>general agreement, some reluctant, some okay, some eager
>Village mayor puts 20 names in a hat, draws them all out in order to get each a day in the roster
>everybody eager to be first
>some bantering and jealousy but overall everybody is happy
>...
>day five is Miss Hebi
>Arrives one second after midnight
>throws the sleeping Rata out the door naked
>has brought along boards and nails to close off the door and windows
>...
>it takes half of Ms Fox's assigned day for the rest of the village to physically drag her out, writhing and screaming
>...
>next time it's her rostered day, she's chained to a post in the village square and only gets one hour of Anon
>same thing happens every 20 days

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>>47116273
She looks busty enough for me to count.

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>>47116274
more of them.....bigger tits, too.

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what is a grape maid like?

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>>47116259
Lick the colorful Toad.
As you said, bright colors are usually poison warnings, but in MGE its got to be either a psychedelic or aphrodisiac, or both.

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>>47116295
I thought of playing into it with a sex scene, but I ended up not including one.

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gote

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>>47116282
I don't like how you turn a simple bdsm master servant scenario into a depressing love starved with no good ending for everyone scenario

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>>47116259
Eh, fr*g finally getting some representation

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>>47116330
>Moult season (every day)
Oh no, I need to brush her hair all the time now

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>>47116330
Anal the goat.

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>>47116330
>Can't headbutt
But how will she defeat rival gotes and protect her turf and mating rights with Anon?

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>>47116350
By shoving bitches in bags.

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>>47116350
>But how will she defeat rival gotes
either showing off her wine or headbutting despite the horns

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>>47116358
A wasteful display, disgusting to say the least

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>be sleeping peacefully in your bedroom one night
>suddenly you get awoken by the sounds of giggling
>open your eyes and see two Demons standing over your bed looking down at you
what do

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>>47116363
>be sleeping peacefully in your bedroom one night
ah, we're already in the "things that will never happen to me" territory I see

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>>47116363
break out the snacks cause it's a slumber party
ordering pizza, what you want?

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>>47116363
I inform them that this is the single most terrifying moment of my life.

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>>47116363
I roll over and go back to sleep. They're clearly in the wrong house

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>>47116363
I ordered blueberry not grape!

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ded

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>>47116414
Shut up and go read the new story>>47116259

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>>47116363
>Throw pillows
>Kick to make room as needed
>Grab nearest weapon
>Commence autistic screeching
>Attempt to blind the cyanotic (or whatever the hell is happening) drug addicts while I watch for any funny movements
>Realize I have no idea where my phone is now
>Shriek for the cops and hope my neighbors hear me
Not a good way to start the evening if they came for sex. Try the bell or at least knock on the window next time, geeze.

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>>47116363
order taco bell for the sleepover

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>>47116363
>suddenly you get awoken
lol, like these two could do anything to rise me from my booze induced coma

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>>47116296
No, it's fine without, it's a cute introduction and bonding story.

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>>47116367
Mama Tanuki's has a Cheese Pizza special coupon offer.
It's delivered by an Alice.

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I feel the urge to talk about bogies. They've been on my mind a lot as of late. Not sure why I've suddenly developed an interest in them, stupid clowns.

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>>47116444
Have you bred clowns? Bogies love to have a handful

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Be aware of any school girls who give off a dark aura

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>>47116459
nice monster girls faggot

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>>47116461
You sure the one on the left is? I dunno bro, where do you come from where human lasses have red dark eyes?

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Remember cows are useless and they just want to slack off all day long

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Seeing the sperg rant about Murlocs story for two years now finally got me to open archive for the first time in years and read it.
I actually enjoyed it. For a beginner story its decent. I might read his wurm story too after seeing what some of the other writers have been up to.
He, Magus, and now DogFacedWoman are better than we deserve for running these contests and giving so much content. It's nice seeing so much participation and familiar faces.

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Would you a flat chest, flat ass, plain little loli catgirl that loves you very much?

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>>47116501
Wish there were more though

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>>47116456
I suppose it's just their deep-seated fondness for the ol' clown car trick kicking in.
But the real problem is that I cannot for the life of me come up with a good prompt for a nice, heartwarming bogie story.

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>>47116520
More authors? I can see why there isn't. Judging by the comments/kudos, most of the writers are really supportive of one another and are having a good time off board. I thought Murloc must have had awful feedback, but it seems really well liked, and apparently Magus even helped him at one point. Just a complete disconnect from the autism.
I've clicked on a few other recent stories and see the same names being nice to each other over and over again. Wish we had more of that here, but at least they seem pretty resilient.

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>>47116540
>Wish we had more of that here
Of mindless circlejerking over shit stories?

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A beastwoman in the hallway. She's waiting... But for who or what?

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>>47116547
What a great contribution you just made!

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>>47116553
I think she's just avoiding work, that tag seems to indicate she works here and cats are notoriously lazy

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>>47116566
Says the guy not even talking about monstergirls and just complaining that this thread isn't hugbox-y enough for his tastes.

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chomp

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>>47116580
>Amos Moses you stood me up last night!

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>>47116553
She's just a delinquent like all beast girls, never trust them.

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I will never trust a lamia.

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>>47116238
t. Purple snek

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back in MY day. catgirls were 6 ft tall stripper criminal androids...who shrink when dehydrated...

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>>47116698
Damn, that's crazy.

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>>47116698

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>>47116520
So write more.
This year I set a goal of one AO3/month.

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>>47116698
He
Hey boy

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>>47116363
>what do
Ask them where their Portal is.
Ask them if they know the phone number for the Kiki Maido Agency.

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>>47116498
Cows are working 24/7.
Anon has to milk them twice a day.
Every day.
Every day, twice a day, no breaks, no holidays.

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>>47116939
Bovine hands typed this post.

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>>47116939
Speaking of cows, since haku is a minotaur, does that mean she also has a nice set of abs?

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>>47116939
Having your tits swell with milk by themself is not working

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>>47117006
If a bufftaku let me touch her muscles for good grades, I'd ace everything.

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>>47117080
That's PE haku

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>No holst to suffocate me with her massive mammaries
It hurts inside.

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>>47117080
I would try to confess to her immediately in the most embarrassing and undignified way possible if she allowed me to feel her muscles.

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>>47117137
What about loli mesugaki holst that tries to smother you with her flat chest

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>>47117186
The genes are there. She will grow up nicely with enough plapping.

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>>47117186
No thanks.

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>>47116348
Eid Mubarak!

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>>47116501
Literally nobody of any intrinsic value cares enough to shit on Murloc.

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Don't touch.

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>>47116259
Nice and quick read. Feels good

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>>47117367
But what do you do when the cow touches you?

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Succs can be cows too

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>>47117461
Die

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>>47117463
Of course, cow is a very special class after all.

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>>47117080
>be Anon
>failing math
>remedial class/ detention
>CHF Bicorn was also failing, mainly because she's smart but lazy, and tries to copy my wrong answers
>Ms.Haku was trying to explain calculus... again
>"Psst, I worked out how to get us both A+s, follow my lead..."
>She came over to Anon's desk, and pretended to be studying Anon's paper
>"Ah! So if this here is... then that means... Hey, I get it now! Look!"
>Ms.Haku put down her chalk with evident relief that at least one of us could understand it
>Bicorn CHF made room so Ms.Haku can also lean over Anon's desk to follow her excited gestures
>"So, if this here is x-over-y, then this part here is actually easy..."
>As the Bicorn's finger traced off the edge of the page her upper arm 'accidentally' pressed against the Haku's bosom
>Then the errant finger was circling an erect nipple through the Haku's white tabard
>"...but this bit here gets really hard..."
>Ms.Haku reacted in shock, but her body didn't pull away.
>The other hand now slid in through the hip-slit of her tabard, and it was the Bicorn's turn to react in shock
>"But not as hard as these Abs! Geez, Anon, you gotta check these, we could grate cheese."
>Automatically Anon's hand lifted and followed his friend's across Abs that could be carved from granite, until his fingertips were resting on underboob that was soft as dough by contrast
>By now the Haku's traditional tabard teacher's uniform was so disordered Anon could confirm those rumors - there was no panty-line even high up on her smooth hips
>But Anon watched as the Bicorn's other hand slid down to check anyway
>After a long wait, she wiped her sticky fingers across Anon's mouth
>"Ooh, Miss Haku, no pantsu! Isn't that against the dress-code?"
>This mention of the school rules slightly distracted the Haku back to an attempt at reasserting her authority, "The dress-code is for students... to place limits on physical... activities..."
>The Bicorn just sniggers and locked her straight horns underneath their teacher's wider set, arching her backwards so her chest was now above Anon's head as the Bicorn's hands both kneaded the soft dough, and those rock-hard Abs and pantsu-free crotch were exposed towards Anon
>"So, those limitations don't apply to Staff then..."
>...
>Anon and the Bicorn still got after-class special lessons every afternoon until the end of Term, but they did both get an A+.

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>>47117461
Tfw this time the Cow "milks" Anon into a glass and drinks it.

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>>47117463
Succowbus

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Cow milk is all the rage, some know the goat milk, but where's the appreciation for reindeer milk?

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>>47118013
Ghengis Khan's Empire was powered by Hossmilk.

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>>47118116
Nerdicorn could have made extra cash selling Unicorn milk instead of losing horn.

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>>47118013
Drink Haku milk for better intelligence.

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>>47118013
who needs that when you have a perfectly good yak?

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>>47118194
The smart choice for milk.

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>>47118374
Tiger Milk will make Anon big and strong.

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>>47118412
I'd drink from a Jinko even if it made me small and weak.

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>>47118013
Whitehorn milk is mainly used to make hot chocolate drinks.

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Dragon milk is superfood

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Chesh pilk?

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>>47118013
Bunyips look like sneks but they have floof so they must be mammals, so there is likely to be Bunyip milk.
>probably tastes like VB foam

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Ushi Oni milk!
Ushi Oni milk!
For strength, virility, and taste!

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>>47118621
All monster girls have milk, except ones made from completely different materials like slimes.

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>>47118621
The taste of Bunyip milk is probably more like a creme licqeur.
They are listed as Lamia-type but that is from their overall body shape. They have fur and paws and upright furry ears more like a doggo type, and Australia has mixed-up IRL mammals that lay eggs and have duck bill and webbed feet features, so being a mixed-up mammal type is likely.

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Beware tan vampires anons. They are the most treacherous of their kind. Throwing away their vampiric pride to show how much they love being manhandled by their husbands by having sun kissed skin.

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>>47118780
>Proud dhampir factory

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>>47118780
>Gyaru Vamps get dressed up and try to go out clubbing to find an Anon.
>Can't get past the velvet rope as the Bouncers don't explicitly invite them inside.

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>>47118780
what if you get got by a spray tan

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>>47118796
Those are even more devious anon. They are willing to put themselves in that group by appearance to get a servant. They are even lesser as they don’t even have the dedication to stay with it.

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>>47116259
i was waiting for the "paint me like one of your french girls" part

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>>47118760
>doesn’t realize that all fluids expressed from a monster’s tits literally turn into palatable consumable milk
Orderite detected. Read a book (not a panegyric written by schizos), peasant. The Doctrine of Forms and magic blah blah. Go buy some. Oh wait, you’re in bumfuck Orderland. All you can buy is sawdust bread and unimaginative sex in exchange for sawdust bread. Don’t drink the water, Order states offer dysentery as a free public service!

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>>47116270
That's not what happens in the frog and the scorpion, anon. The scorpion betrays the frog.

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>>47119057
Thank you for clarification, Mr. Spock.

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>>47119057
i like when the scorpion reveals he could swim the whole time

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>>47116238
i trusted a purple snake and now i'm miss apophis' kissslut boypet

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>>47116259
The shift to the end is abrupt. I would’ve been fine with the more cohesive ending that was implied at first — that would’ve been a pile of bitching.

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>>47118176
>be Anon
>Portals!
>Haven't made up your mind yet but any mamono has to be better than 3Ds
>Anon has landed in a forest clearing with only one path to obviously follow
>Ok, just wander along it, apparently you're just going to find your fated waifu anyway
>The first mamono to run up to Anon is a Bunn-girl
>Bunny sniffs Anon's mana, asks if he has any 'numbers' yet, when Anon says 'no', she gives him a card with her name on it and writes a big "#2" on the back
>"wtf? does this mean you're my fated waifu?"
>She just giggles and runs off 'to tell the others'
>Anon wtf, shrugs, keeps walking
>Next meets a Holst-girl, same question, sees the "#2", writes a "#3" on her card, runs off
>it's the same all afternoon, by now Anon has a fistful of cards #2 to #7 but still no waifu and still no clue what's happening
>Next Anon meets a Unicorn
>She has the dazzling, sparkling, rainbow aura, etc etc
>But by now Anon just shrugs, "I guess your card is #8, right?"
>Unicorn: "No, I don't need a card, Darling, I'm fated to be your #1 waifu"
>Anon:"Wtf! I get a Unicorn waifu?"
>Unicorn giggles:"Only at first, but then you get me as a Bicorn, and with seven cards that's going to be a whole lot more fun."

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>>47119057
OH yeah? The scorpion was only acting according to its nature, which was not unknown to the frog, so if anything the frog committed a double-suicide through gross negligence

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>>47119057
Frog invites the desert-creature into his environment, scorpion cannot assimilate, Frog surrenders at the first attack.
>is this mon/pol/?

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>>47119220
It didn't 'surrender', it was poisoned to death and drowned. Both of them drowned, anon.

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>>47119220
>>47119285
Can we not?

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>>47119285
How is a frog supposed to drown it's amphibious
Aesop please

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>>47119307
Poison caused asphyxia

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>>47119305
shut the fuck up chesh this is important. wouldnt expect a kot to understand

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>>47119349
No, I just don't want to hear about that and them in my escapism thread.

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>>47119158
Interesting theory but Nerdicorn's Anon would need to collect all 48 cards first.

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>>47119388
MGE: Smart Mucus Toad just threatens to submerge under the Girtablilu until she sprays her some of her sex-venom onto her back to share with her Anon.
Now has to carefully paddle home on the surface so as not to wash the mixed-goo away, so she can't dunk her passenger.

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>>47119484
Game theory taken to its logical extreme: MAD

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>>47119522
Yes, but the Toad also gets paid a ferry fee with the sexdrug, so its not a free ride like in the original, and she loses her fee if she dives, so the passenger has security.
>capitalism is more reliable than altruism

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>>47119601
Tanuki paws typed this.
In MGE the Mucus Toad would help the Girtabilu over the river if she simply said she was going to meet her Fated Anon.

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youtube just randomly recommended me monster girl music despite not watching anything even related to monster girls on youtube
weird
pretty good though
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k5qB3nRx_3c
neat

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>>47118886
>be Order Anon
>got dysentery
>So go to Church Hospital
>A traditional holy Unicorn Physician as ordained by the Chief God, not some filthy carnivorous Demon monster
>Heals me by her Holy Chief God magick blessings
>Now she says I have a 'nice mana-marker', whatever that is
>She has invited me out to the Inn for a healthy dinner of sawdust-bread and ale as she says ale is safer to drink than well-water
>All through dinner, she keeps hinting I should make a "Holy Offering" to give thanks for my healing but I don't have any goldcoins
>What do I do now?

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>>47119801
Iirc the Monmusu anime VAs put out a whole album as their characters.

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>>47119857
> https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLoDrYXaYoN8XjEog7063P1hkG4HQMMzTy&si=MEi7Fu_bpHTaZzZR

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Hebi just vored me help

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I'll say this again: stop trying to staple the Ratas.

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>>47116526
I did a greentext story dduring the monster sports threads a couple months ago about a Bogie wanting to go pro that had the special talent of blowing confetti when her partner showed his work and made a lot of honk sounds during her performances. If we had a chance of doing monster stories in the future I could probably do something more in depth or continue somethig related with Christmas cakes getting chosen for the matchmaking league, I really liked some stories that other anons posted about lonely hags wanting to participate and getting their soulmate on TV.

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>>47118116
They ven got constantly drunk on horse milk

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>>47120174
>If we had a chance
What do you mean? Just start writing lol

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>>47119843
Non-demon or monster mamonos are permitted in most Order towns.
Angels of course
Valkyries
Cupids
Houris
Unicorns
Elves- unmonsterised
Dwarves, maybe Trolls?
Kobolds and Kikis?
I guess Doppels sneak in.
Any others?

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>>47120205
If I post a story like that I'm going to be labeled as a shitposter by the puritans, but if we get a contest it will be natural with another dozen stories.
It's sad that something so fun and hot like sex sports got so hated here, still I thanks the guys that started those thread and gave me plenty of ideas for Koikatsu and story scenarios.

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>>47120209
Apsara are okay, then you have oddballs like Marune's entire Sabbath which is... verboten but apparently too cute to keep out?

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it is said that if you build a shrine a kitsune will eventually come, regardless of where it is or whether there even live any area

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>>47120252
If you build it, they will cum

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>>47120174
>>47120205
>>47120241
Stop trying to push your shit and pretending you have any amount of support outside the people from your discord.

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The Danukis labeled Zombie and undead milk in general as a superfood since they break down most sugars during their natural production and release more protein, rejoice Zombie herders since prices will surely skyrocket

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>>47120040
Can I still commit sins?

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>>47120263
See what I mean? I have no idea why this happened but it keeps happening despite making that WWF wrestling sex scenarios during our /a/ days

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>>47120304
Gaping broke the camel back, one step too far

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>>47120304
Personally what pisses me off is that they keep bringing shit that I've never touched like Discord
I'm a geezer that doesn't play multiplayer games, why the hell would I need that?

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>>47120401
>You want to touch my... tail?

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>>47116580
I like crocodile and gator girls because you can easily defeat them by closing their jaws and holding it closed (one hand on top of head, other on the chin) is easy because the jaw opening muscles are weak to make space for strong jaw closing muscles. So you can headpat and chin scritch and smooch a gator on the lips all at the same time with minimal danger, and usually the combined power of those three moves together prevents them from using their rolling grapple technique.

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>>47120413
They also get instantly defeated when you make them lay on their backs

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>>47120289
Not true the foxes told me their milk is the best

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>>47120241
Jesus Christ shut the fuck up and either write the story or don’t you tumblrfag posting bitchwaffle. If you can’t even follow the fairly lenient rules that’s on you.

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Uuooohh troll mommy stink!!! Troll stink in my nose, in my mouth, in my soul! Troll Stink!!!! Mmmm!

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>>47119843
>not showering her in gold as befits a grateful peasant
Your tilling is weak and your rows uneven. Work hard and return her charity: buy her the finest loaf of sawdust that your sweat may vouchsafe.

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>>47120452
Crocodile belly rubs...

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>>47120252
>>47120254
>foxes are /d/egenerate architecture fanciers
Sure why not. But which monster has an unhealthy obsession with tile?

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>>47120304
It's happening because when you say "monster sports" you mean "extreme or niche sex acts as competition", which not everyone agrees with. Call them "extreme sex sports" and nobody will have issue with that, and "monster girl sports" would keep the most direct meaning of "monstergirls do sports" including but not limited to Centaur racing, figure flying, tabletop games where fairies and trumparts are used instead of pieces, and so on. No need to redefine words like an invasive element would.

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>>47120506
Don't fluster the trolls.

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>>47120411
>Yes, I'm almost as huge a tail slut as I am a hand slut. I'd ask to touch your claws but I thought it might be too forward.

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>>47120587
Too late

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>>47120506
He's really come a long way.

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>>47120241
Just write it, put it on AO3, drop a link, and see what support it does or doesnt get.
Simples.

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>>47120636
>>47120506
I like both.

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>>47120663
New one is far better, but the old one is nostalgic.

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>>47120663
Its like the Before&After of a Holstmilk advertisement.

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>>47120241
So write "Gaping in the Jungle" and post it in the Competition.

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>>47120452
Pretty sure missionary position with handholding for the purposes of procreation works on all mamonos not just Gators.

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>>47120653
>>47120712
>just do something that will please crossboard raiders and make everyone else hate you
>what could possibly go wrong

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>>47120740
AO3 isnt Anon like 4chin, the writer needs a log-in but so do any negative comments, so it will be illuminating to see which of the pro~ and anti~ gape-sports posters are sockpuppets.

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>>47120511
>golden showering a Unicorn?
>but we've only gone out to a casual dinner once, isn't it a bit early for something kinky like that?
>or is that something most Unicorns would be into?

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>>47120209
Some suspiciously succubus Nuns seem to sneak in from time to time.
Theologically when discovered they argue that while they are sex-demons, Succubi had always existed pre- the current DL so they are actually the creation of the Old God who made them that way.

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>>47120813
I don't know if most Unicorns would be into some peasant Anon pissing on them, but the reverse - having a Unicorn stand over Anon and getting flooded all over with pure rainbow sparkly Unicorn piss - would probably be literally magical like granting immense magical power or immortality or invulnerability, or suchlike.

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>>47120587
I’m going to hold one’s hand and tell her that women with big hands also have big hearts.

[Anonymous No.]

TAKE YOUR DAMNED CLOTHES OFF

[Anonymous No.]

>>47120209
Kiki maidos are usually permitted as they were always house-spirits.
Just as domestic staff for the houses of married couples, not for gullible young single Peasant guys.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47116234

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>>47121001
Very nice

[Anonymous No.]

>>47120663
Both are nice since it's Troll though it would be nice if he did more draws of his old stuff

[Anonymous No.]

>>47120782
Commenters having to log in is entirely at the discretion of the author. Maybe if you can’t handle negative feedback don’t upload the story and then do some shit like that. Nobody would care about gaping if faggots didn’t go out of their way to shove it into every thread like it isn’t gross.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47121051
I wish he went back to drawing more voluptuous Trolls wearing latex/silk lewd outfits, those are the best

[Anonymous No.]

>>47120949
There are ancient texts that say a Unicorn's queef can cure every disease in an entire city, but it must be delivered fresh upon a morning breeze at daybreak, as no phylactery can hold in such concentrated healing power.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47121052
Nobody's giving anonymous troll access to A03, you'll have to show a handle and be counted either way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47121088
Axem's Troll wearing an elegant dress (like one the profile Wight wears) and high heels would be the peak.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47121133
I remember him drawing a 2B Troll when asked to try high heels on a Troll

[Anonymous No.]

Touch

[Anonymous No.]

>>47121133
Imagine a Troll tasting Wight fashion and going into more noble and revealing outfits each time

[Anonymous No.]

>>47121250
ugly feet 2/10

[Anonymous No.]

>>47121167
He did a nice job there though feet are a little small for a Troll imo.
>>47121250
Exactly the kind of outfit that would fit a Troll.

[Anonymous No.]

You will be forced to listen to Miss Wight and Miss Lich's karaoke

[Anonymous No.]

>>47121250
Imagine a Troll revealing her back and bottom like that

[Anonymous No.]

>>47121300
>alone with two monsters on a karaoke stall
>check the door and realize it's closed
>look back at the pair undressing while one of them is holding a key on her mouth
So this is why furniture and carpet washers make a fortune on karaoke stalls

[Anonymous No.]

>>47121119
>Anonymous troll access to AO3
I'm referring entirely to the comments, and I very much doubt 4channers care enough to do that when you can just as easily be raked over the coals in here deservedly for writing a legit /trash/ fetish and then having the audacity to cry foul when nobody likes it.

[Anonymous No.]

the devil is in the details

[Anonymous No.]

>>47121250
>>47121310
I like when desperate hags and Christmas cakes wear those kind of outfits, bending the rules as much a possible to technically not being naked

[Anonymous No.]

>>47121390
That is why Hagville is the best
Imagine walking down the street and it's filled with voluptuous hags and lolibabas wearing as little as possible while winking at you

[Anonymous No.]

>>47121405
I find those in tight jeans and turtleneck sweaters more approachable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47121405
A hag filled town is a sad thing, a population completely devoid of children.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47121452
Only you can help these hags!
dick them all

[Anonymous No.]

Sex counts as hero training

[Anonymous No.]

Dragons fear the tail molester.

[Anonymous No.]

LET’S GO GAMBLING FOR A SON
>ERRR DAUGHTER
Aw dangit
>ERRR DAUGHTER
Aw dangit
>ERRR DAUGHTER
Aw dangit

[Anonymous No.]

>>47121564
soggy vulva

[Anonymous No.]

>When you yell and repeat "GET PREGNANT" while fucking your monster wife and she doesn't get pregnant
Where does one return a defective monster?

[Anonymous No.]

Imagine being a young boy and having a peaceful, calm life in your home village. You're already set for life, and the future is looking bright. Your home village is lively and bustling with happy people, it looks nice and clean. The grass and trees are a vibrant green and the fields and waysides are stockaded by flowers. The birds are chirping, you just finished all the chores at your cottage today and so your dad allowed you to retire from smithing early today and said with a cheerful smile he'd finish up the rest. You go and relax against your favorite tree next to the stream flowing nearby home and are just having a swell time reading a book you've really gotten into.
...
Then out of nowhere you see this shadow fall on you and look up from your book. A big, stinky, rude Hellhound is standing there giving you this evil toothy grin. She goes "Hey kid, it's rape time." and then ruins your day forcing herself upon you until you've impregnated her. And now that she's arrived, more Monsters will surely come, and ruin your village's way of life forever. Everything will get corrupted and turn to depraved shit.

Why do Monsters always destroy everything good?

[Anonymous No.]

Monster musume aired almost ten years ago

[Anonymous No.]

>>47121754
I wish I had died in 2015. That was the last year my life had any kind of sense.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47121753
they call it a raiding party because it's fun

[Anonymous No.]

>>47121753
>implying that village won't just assimilate them

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

I don't want to get raped.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47121816
What on earth is happening here

[Anonymous No.]

>>47121855
my takeaway was oppai

[Anonymous No.]

>>47121754
It's kinda insane that absolutely fucking nothing and noone of interest happened in the manga since then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47121754
Crab's original short comics are almost 20 years old and that was the best stuff he ever done, becoming a mangaka and feed "nothing happened" for 15 years has been garbage

[Anonymous No.]

>>47121903
>fucking nothing and noone of interest happened in the manga
It's a ecchi harem comic anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47121629
Dumb MILFsnek, sons won't even be added to the gacha pool until after the demon lord wins. She's wasting my pulls!

[Anonymous No.]

>>47121910
Yeah but we'd do it too

[Anonymous No.]

>>47121911
And it didn't deliver even that, yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47121910
>that was the best stuff he ever done
because it wasn't ecchi harem schizophrenia

[Anonymous No.]

>>47121911
It didn't even deliver the ecchi

[Anonymous No.]

>>47121931
or the comedy

[Anonymous No.]

>>47121910
I wouldn't say MGE has been a waste, some of it has been too little spread across too long and should have wound up long ago, but yeah the 1-2 page 'adventurer' comix were the closest to the Wandering Scholar style exposition pieces on each species before it got trapped in a no-sex harem.

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>>47121357
Well, there's your confirmation Gape-Anon and other Kinksters.
Post whatever you like on A03 and Tard can't/won't follow there because he'll have to use a log-in.
>Note: he got so stressed on this anonymity weakness he even missed >>47120813, >>47120949, and >>47121091 of Unicorn piss-play.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47121564
The Edas say the Valkyries will only come for you if in life you were a warrior.
I have been a warrior, they will coom for me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47121957
Or even a proper harem with it's no-fuck law.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47120252
Going to home depot now. Hope she doesn't take too long

[Anonymous No.]

I went to the swamp and this is what happened to me.
>https://img3.gelbooru.com/images/a6/e1/a6e1ef12e24733f8931d3eb4ace708d6.gif

[Anonymous No.]

>>47122124
You're becoming a man, weather you want to or not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47122124
Strange that you Alp'd green.
Was it something you ate?

[Anonymous No.]

>>47122124
Ogre wife, happy life. She will fix you gumbo every night.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47122073
You sound desperate to get your shit to fly here.

[Anonymous No.]

Canadian monstergirls.

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[Anonymous No.]

How would most Monsters react to me pulling the classic bucket of water above a door prank on them?

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>>47121910
Actually 2011 or 2013 for the main story.
Still for a 'monthly' we're only at about 80 issues instead of 120+.
I understand even Crab got sick of it and wanted to diversify to 12Beasts and others instead, but Ryu won't let it drop and he can't come up with a workable closure, so it just keeps dragging on.
>at least this arc is going back to giant horse milkers and Cerea's tits will again save the day

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>>47122425
>do this to a Salamander
>steam everywhere from spilling water on her fiery body
>she grabs you by the head and smiles
>"Good going jokester, you just made the steam for your own steamy rape."
>proceeds to smash your pelvis

[Anonymous No.]

You shouod be careful, there could be cats around here

[Anonymous No.]

why is it 102 degrees outside : (

[Anonymous No.]

>>47122649
>tfw you boil alive because it's 102 degrees celsius outside

[Anonymous No.]

>>47122649
The ice girls have a space station with a heat ray pointed at the earth in order to force men to seek their chilly embrace

[Anonymous No.]

>>47122649
If the heat don't get ya the humidity will.

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>>47122649
'cause you threw a schizo fit everytime someone suggested doing something about it

[Anonymous No.]

Dear customer. We regret to inform you that due to a typographical error, your shipment of honey bees has mistakenly been replaced with a shipment of horny bees. We apologize for any inconvenience this may cause you, as we are unfortunately unable to refund or cancel this shipment.

[Anonymous No.]

I can't wait for the portals to open and then have a baphomet tackle me to the ground and reverse mating press amazon position rape me on the spot

[Anonymous No.]

>>47122760
I wanna get drunk with a satryos and have sloppy drunk sex waking up married to a satryos, oni, ogre and smoke hobo. Also I hate my liver

[Anonymous No.]

I want COOOLD

[Anonymous No.]

>>47122877
Wrong, you want a hot one so you gain resistance to it. Lava Golem is the solution.

[Anonymous No.]

What happens if I touch the blues flames around a fox?

[Anonymous No.]

>>47122877
I hate the cold.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47122886
Holding a portable ice pack feels better

[Anonymous No.]

>>47122877
I fucking hate this place because every time I see a Wight's big ass man molesters my dick twitches.

[Anonymous No.]

Be careful of elves. You might think you're helping some poor woman that's down on her luck but the reality is that it could very well be a trap. She'll choose a random quality about you and declare it as proof that you're the person described in her village's old prophecy and try to force you to go with her back to said village.

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>>47122937
>Portable
Not enough. Give me a full-size (absolute) unit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47122941
I can be persuaded. I mean, as long as they're nice elves.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47122939
I had to re-read your post a few times because the words "a Wight's big ass" were distracting me.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm gonna grope a busty Elf and then run away giggling.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>47122937
what a cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>47123000
Elves are better runners than humans anon, she will chase you down and force you to grope her more.

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>>47123044
>She will chase you down
An arrow to the knee is as likely
>Make you grope her more
You mean PUNISH him for the CRIME of touching a PURE elf by making him touch the elf more? Yes, that would happen.

[Anonymous No.]

>Hey anon, aren't kittens adorable? Anyways take off your pants. Now.

[Anonymous No.]

Report the idol /sakag/ thread for spamming and flooding. Spamming everyday. Get the general permanently banned. Let mods know too.

https://www.4chan.org/feedback

[Anonymous No.]

Summon one kitsune, get one twin-tailed neko for free. You may even get an old hag thrown in for good measure.

[Anonymous No.]

my wife sally

[Anonymous No.]

>>47123134
My best friend sally

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>>47122962
This is the face of an Elf who tortures you by forcing you to cum over and over again in her cleavage with her death trap paizuri. Your human dick literally couldn't hope to escape. And she does it all with a smile too.

[Anonymous No.]

should i pick the books up? is it worth reading? i luv monster girls but dayum that price...

[Anonymous No.]

>>47122898
you burn your finger and she scolds you for being careless

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>>47122976
Men are too easy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47123175
If you're not crying from overstimulation by the time you get to aftercare are you even a real mama's boy

[Anonymous No.]

>>47123028
>virgin unmarried judge sentencing men to mating press just because she herself wants to be impregnated

[Anonymous No.]

>>47123198
I don't mind my Zombie wife turning into a Wight since they are both great, and also that would be the consequence of my own actions

[Anonymous No.]

>>47123205
Childhood is wanting to have happy sex. Growing up is realizing that if you haven't been made into a sobbing cum fountain you can't properly enjoy the aftercare.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47123205
Elves are so cruel, turning helpless humans in their cum pumps....

[Anonymous No.]

>>47123245
It's for their own good. If they're kept nice and drained, they won't have the energy to go getting into trouble.

[Anonymous No.]

Stupid fucking elves, get out of my thread.

[Anonymous No.]

There wouldn't be a fate worse than getting claimed by an Elf, she just wants you to pump cum for her, she won't even show you affection and love and give you kisses...

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>>47123217
>YOU'RE HEREBY SENTENCED TO MATING PRESS
>the demon lawyer looks perplexed
>"uhhh, your honor, the defendant was merely contesting a speeding ticket.... besides, who is he supposed to mat-"
>THE POLICE OFFICER WHO TICKETED HIM
>the Red Oni blushes even redder than anyone in the court room thought possible
>Me?!?! But I'm already married!! As of last night.... brakelight outage....
>the demon plants her palm in her face
>"who -else- is he supposed to mat-"
>YOU, THE DEFENSE ATTORNEY
>the demon immediately cheers up
>"thank you very much your honor, justice is served!" She loudly proclaims before flying off with her new, confused husband
>after the last of the people and monsters in the court room leave, the judge is left there, alone
>jilling herself and crying that she couldn't just order someone to marry her

[Anonymous No.]

If I'm not ready to be a father yet, Monsters have to respect my wishes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47123285
>tfw claimed by TWO elves

[Anonymous No.]

>>47123218
Sex with young big butt undead beauties.

[Anonymous No.]

How are owls so lewd

[Anonymous No.]

>>47122898
You get to fuck her, rather than her fucking you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47123285
and she touches your ears a lot

[Anonymous No.]

>find dragon sleeping in her cave while spelunking for fun
>she's so comatose asleep she doesn't even realize I'm touching her body and stripping her nude
>can't resist myself and start having sex with her sleeping form until I finish inside
>she still doesn't wake up, only slightly shudders and moans in her sleep
>go back home before she does wake
>feel pretty ashamed of myself afterwards knowing she'll probably get pregnant and never know why
>she won't even know who I am or meet me
>and it's for the best for me at least, she'd probably kill me if she found out the truth

[Anonymous No.]

>>47123400
Congrats smart guy, you just made Eros's shitlist. She doesn't take kindly to not taking responsibility.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47123167
My bull sally

[Anonymous No.]

>>47123134
>>47123167
Sally the Mander

[Anonymous No.]

>>47123167
ms sally is a good friend

[Anonymous No.]

>>47123386
quite breedable

[Anonymous No.]

>>47123443
What's the appropriate reaction to stumbling upon a bathing monster when she's bare and naked like this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>47123386
That's the ideal monster body and probably it took her thousands of years to achieve top shape

[Anonymous No.]

>>47123466
>oh shit, I'm sorry

[Anonymous No.]

>>47123466
You're supposed to react like the protag of a harem anime so they can live out their favorite light novels

[Anonymous No.]

>>47123443
I can't believe she's still single after all these years. I wonder if it would be rude to ask why she never dates anyone

[Anonymous No.]

>>47123466
Depends--is she angry and mean? If she is I want to leer at her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47123466
Everyone knows any solitary bathing monsters are single, so that means the APPROPRIATE reaction would be to join them.
But most men do not, which ends in them getting chased by wet and naked monstergirls.

[Anonymous No.]

>sallymander forces your face into her armpit after a workout because you lost a bet

[Anonymous No.]

None of you can beat succubus-chan!

[Anonymous No.]

>>47123524
Why? Is she related to Jackie Chan?

[Anonymous No.]

>>47123524
>succ floats over to me
>she starts doing the lewd seductive stuff
>call her vanilla
>do a 360 and walk away
Not today demonic whore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47123466
figure it out

[Anonymous No.]

Petting my pet Werecat and calling her a good kitty shouldn't progress into breeding yet she always escalates it into it. Why is she like this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>47123526
Her hip and kiss attacks will stunlock you.

[Anonymous No.]

What if I give Miss Demon a contract myself and tell HER to sign it? (The contract stipulates that she must give me a hug whenever I want one)

[Anonymous No.]

>>47123579
>She signs it while snickering.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47123473
>sorry for what?

[Anonymous No.]

Need me a whitehorn
>chill
>passionate lover
>fashionable
>loves to bake and cook
>best cuddler of all the centaur girls
>silky soft, well-kept fur
>has her own private lodge so no one can hear you scream
>velvety soft antlers
>deep blue eyes that you could stare into all day

[Anonymous No.]

>>47123598
shes pretty

[Anonymous No.]

>>47123579
>Is that... all you want on the contract, sweetheart?

[Anonymous No.]

I ordered a dog and they sent me a hellhound instead. How to I return her and get a refund?
Please hurry, she hasn't said anything yet and just keeps staring at me

[Anonymous No.]

>>47123654
The dog I got looks a little funny.

[Anonymous No.]

siren with no lyricist so she just goes lalalala

[Anonymous No.]

I snuck into an alp village using a disguise to steal some treasure, but for some reason i can't find the way out of here.
Also I can't get the wings I glued on my back off?
what do I do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>47123598
One of these things is not like the other...

[Anonymous No.]

>>47123654
>Ask for dog
>Get a dog
And there is a problem here because???

[Anonymous No.]

>>47123654
>>47123681
You have to be very specific with canine ordering services since they have so many strays

[Anonymous No.]

If I just hide well then the Zombies won't find me...

[Anonymous No.]

>>47123744
They can smell your fear anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47123598
But can she be huge and buff?

[Anonymous No.]

>>47123756
No way, that isn't true. Zombies aren't smart, they won't realize I'm hiding behind a false panel in my wall. I won't get dragged out of my own house by the Zombie horde and raped by a Zombie tonight. I WON'T!

[Anonymous No.]

>>47123731
I once asked for a Cu sith from a sketchy vendor and all i got was just a kobold with a big nose

[Anonymous No.]

>older adult Cheshire Cat tries to befriend some younger pyrows
>"Hey there friends! That some nice dank memes you were saying out loud! Mind if I join, wats cooking?"
>The pyrows look at her confused but one pyrows looks at her with disdain and responds to her not before taking a hit from her vape
"*smokes What the fuck!? Why are you fucking here, MA'AM? You're so old! Where's your husband!? Go back to your family, ma'am!"
>Cheshire gets dejected and sad
"I'm not that old. And no, I'm still single." She meekly says

[Anonymous No.]

>>47123805
Wow a reference to an extremely popular TV show, how original.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47123836
>t.hipster

[Anonymous No.]

>>47120813
> unicorns don’t want every variety of depraved monogamy
Lies. Walk on sunshine, faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>47123878
Cute fox

[Anonymous No.]

I will play chess with any random Monster that challenges me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47123898
Miss Pigeon Harpy challenges you. She's... not very good. But QUITE confident.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47122941
>elf traps
As expected of those clever knife ears. We must unrelentingly push into the malleable throbbing warmth of the elf, even if agonized screams of pleasure be our only reward. Thrust deep within the elf-coves and subjugate the long ears!

[Anonymous No.]

>>47123898
This is how you attract a haught virgin Phantom who wants to insist the prize for winning is sex with her or she gets to rape you. She doesn't quite grasp that there doesn't have to be a prize for winning she's just desperate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47123722
You’re not alright, I’m not alright.

[Anonymous No.]

>Thehehehe! C'mon sweetie, come on and move in with me already. Ulthuan's already open to more human boys emigrating to Avelorn and Lothern. And I got big house me and my sister's living in, and she's excited to meet you face to face. C'mon, pack your things and tell your parents, me and sis do feel lonely sometimes."

[Anonymous No.]

>>47123756
>human fear smells exactly like sad and lonely bitches
Zhe wonders of nature, they never cease to amaze.

[Anonymous No.]

I have been stealing Ms. Wight's zombie soldiers around her mansion and replacing them with cardboard cutouts for two weeks and she hasn't noticed yet. Undead never anticipate cheese strats when defending high tier loot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47123993
>cheese strats
Did someone say cheese?!

[Anonymous No.]

>>47123776
>>47123970
>anon thinks hiding in his wall will stop the zombies from getting him
>Zombie whispers to him through the false panel
>"You smell lonely..."
>she sniffles
>"You're hiding from us, just like you've hidden from feeling a hint of love your whole life. It won't be us pulling you out... sooner or later, you'll come into my arms yourself."
>anon eventually capitulates and leaves his hiding place and goes straight to his new Zombie wife's waiting arms willingly
They just keep winning...

[Anonymous No.]

>>47123714
Bend over, Abigail Mae, it’s time for the gravy pipe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47124005
Every time I see this thumbnail I think it's the monstergirl equivalent of laser girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>47124010
Nice try, but x ombies are too retarded to pull on my bitter enervated heartstrings. Who sent you and why do they keep putting fluoride in my water!?

[Anonymous No.]

>>47123524
>gets beaten by an Australian baby with magic
Nothing personnel, kid.

[Anonymous No.]

How do I summon a meaty hag demon?

[Anonymous No.]

Just found out that medusafag is leaving MGE to focus on his own original works. I wish him good luck to him but unfortunate for those who liked his stories.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>47124058
Who?

[Anonymous No.]

>>47124081
Who is anyone on 4chan? Exactly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47124081
MGE fanfiction writer. We lost several some months ago or was it last year I forget. So this year losing another one

[Anonymous No.]

>>47123244
too true
it's the best part

[Anonymous No.]

>>47124029
>too retarded to pull on my bitter enervated heartstrings
I disagree. Picrel imo is the saddest thing LN has ever drawn

[Anonymous No.]

>>47124077
Translation pls

[Anonymous No.]

>>47124127
>LN is the fluoride bastard
Interesting. The little parts that keep your shoelaces from unraveling are called “aglets”. Unbeknownst to many they are deeply sinister in purpose…

[Anonymous No.]

>>47124099
That sucks, but it’s ultimately their prerogative. The only other person I know of was Spidernon and people would not shut up about how it was a terrible loss or how he had a crisis of faith despite not posting here.

[Anonymous No.]

>Gang of Hellhound JK delinquents have begun taxing me every day while I walk home from work
>At first I thought it was harmless going and getting them some cigarettes and beef jerkys
>Now they have started following me home and insisting on keeping an eye on my place while I am at work
>They have practically moved in at this point and keep escalating their demands and insist I must appease them as their new honorary member and that a human male has never been given such a position.
>Now their leader is demanding I help them make new members

[Anonymous No.]

>>47124146
silent_II still baffles me a bit

[Anonymous No.]

>>47124152
>too much of a homo to give the chess club swirlies until they join your dimwit club
You can always whip it out and see what happens. If you’re a big ol’ girly man baby.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47124152
>Now their leader is demanding I help them make new members
so what, i gotta recruit more hellhound jks?

[Anonymous No.]

>>47124172
When a man and a hellhound love each other...

[Anonymous No.]

The fact that mgs beings have managed to think this far to solve such a nonsubstantial issue is kind of amazing

[Anonymous No.]

>>47124165
It really shouldn’t.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47124176
they wait for the stork harpy to bring their kids? hope she can carry in bulk

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>47124176
…the man is the one who wants to cuddle afterwards. Many such cases.It’s basically the literal point of Hellhounds.

[Anonymous No.]

Hey, guys, it's late. Post night mamono doing night time stuff. YOU KNOW the kind of pics I want.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

No anon, don't do it! Don't have sex with a skeleton!

[Anonymous No.]

>>47124281
But I like spooky skeleton sex

[Anonymous No.]

>>47124281
>Marry a Hebi.
>Tell her you can't have sex with her anymore.
>Because you found out that there's a skeleton inside of her.
>She blue fires you for cheating on her in the past.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47124266
>a werebat mounting a glow-inna-dark dildo
L-lewd. Ease us into it gradually, you pervert. A succubutt delivering a pizza she sexually violated is the proper starting amount of lewd. Duh. Afterwards you can be as depraved as possible, as long as every fifth post is a 2hu. Fucking read the rules, newbie.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47124288
But she's a skeleton anon! She's DEAD!

[Anonymous No.]

>Level 1 Slime gets sick of being EXP fodder for new adventurers
>Becomes a new adventurer herself with a job class and everything!
>Is immediately defeated by level 1 Slimes

[Anonymous No.]

>>47124266
nighttime boypet spoiling

[Anonymous No.]

>>47124309
Anyone who messes with food deserves beatings.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47124316
>not magically quantum leaping until skullfucking her problems away is a legitimate solution
What a bold and obscure angle. Will she make the slimes grow skulls, or perhaps use implants? I chuckled.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47124312
Just how I like my women

[Anonymous No.]

>>47124316
>picking Squishy Mage class
Well of course she's going to get beaten. Everyone knows the best class for slimes is Slime Knight!

[Anonymous No.]

>>47124281
skeleton milk is high in calcium

[Anonymous No.]

>>47124360
>in thread about dementedly horny monsters
>some of these monsters are fixated on feeding dudes
Anon…I…

[Anonymous No.]

A monster can't fix me

[Anonymous No.]

>>47124395
Shoving a hotdog up your cunt then feeding it to some guy you just met is a no-no.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47124408
that's too bad. guess you're stuck with elf

[Anonymous No.]

>>47124408
I wanna know how a monster or eros affiliated agent would handle apathy and disinterest in their targets. Bitterness is one thing, but what about feeling nothing at all?

[Anonymous No.]

>>47124417
why is elf like this? i bet she isn't even a real nun

[Anonymous No.]

>>47124413
>dry and brittle sense of romance
It’s part of monster culture, grampa. Like the thing everyone does on (you)r couch, while outside of wedlock. Guess we’ll all use gloves when holding hands from now on, Mr Grouch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47124444
The coochie dogs are at least third date.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47124393
But if Skeletons require milk, how can they be the one make it???

[Anonymous No.]

>>47124442
rude

[Anonymous No.]

>>47124461
Those are some solid stiff nipples.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47124455
>Strong dubs, but not quad stronk.
If cooch dogs are delayed to the third date it really lowers the impact of the vicious alley-rape on the previous date. Context, anon, context. Your heart’s in the right place, but brutal unrelenting romance is a delicate art.

[Anonymous No.]

Goodnight Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember that you can tell you've agitated the Tanuki by how much she talks with her hands.

[Anonymous No.]

There is no safe sex with monsters! Even condoms cannot protect you from the vile corruption of the Mamano Lord. The only truly safe sex is raw missionary position lovemaking with an angel! If you ever feel yourself being overwhelmed by the sin of lust, just pray and an angel will be sent to help relieve you of your urges.

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>>47124426
It’s a fun idea if the agent can’t blast the emotional void into compliance. Otherwise she takes the shot, and goes about her day. She must see dozens of non-snipe-target people in states of apathy daily, so it wouldn’t give her psychological pressure imho.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47124509
What if she is Italian?

[Anonymous No.]

>>47124509
>>47124562
>every gesture of hers is a sexual innuendo
Is this good, or does it mean yet more refinancing?

[Anonymous No.]

What do you do with a fat assed little oppai loli Lich that is acting like she has no interest in you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>47124588
go flirt with her fat assed little oppai loli zombie minions instead

[Anonymous No.]

>>47124588
Say the magic words “Klaatu barada nigger”. Shrimple ass.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47124455
Unless you are going to a hotdog restaraunt ran by hotdogs, in which they serve you hotdogs cooked in various lewd fashions.

[Anonymous No.]

>you will be a lapcat to a hag
>you will own nothing
>you will be happy
>now go to sleep

[Anonymous No.]

>>47124659
>monstergirl hibachi
>it's warmer girls like lava golems and salamanders serving as the hot plates
>naked except for nipple pasties and small cloths covering their vulva as patrons warm and cook their food on their bodies

[Anonymous No.]

>>47124281
If she has a skeleton, she's a hoe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47124659
Not that lewd.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47124681
Nothing quite like eating grilled meats off your Hellhound or other warm gals abs. Feeling her shudder as you lick some stray sauce from her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47124708
Just no biting. Some of those areas are sensitive.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47124703
>>47124708
Glitch in the matrix.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47124677
I would definitely have recreational sex with a hag to make her happy and develop a healthy friendship with her

[Anonymous No.]

Dragons don't deserve husbands. Dragons deserve to remain sad and lonely forever. Dragons deserve to die alone. Dragons are terrible, I hate Dragons so much. Hahaha stupid ass Dragons, you suck so much. Losers!

[Anonymous No.]

I would kill Dragons if I could, at least then they wouldn't have to die so alone like they always do.

[Anonymous No.]

Dragons are so stupid, they think gold is supposed to be slept on. What a bunch of jokers.

[Anonymous No.]

^ mere ape ^

[Anonymous No.]

She's gonna zap ya, then she's gonna rape ya, then zap ya again

[Anonymous No.]

I like to tell dragons they'd look cute as a zombie

[Anonymous No.]

>>47124772
SHUT UP STFU YOU STUPID DRAGON YOU WILL DIE ALONE, UNLIKE US HUMANS WHO ACTUALLY SCORE
GO SLEEP ON YOUR GOLD PILE LIZARD, YOU CANT EVEN SPEND IT ANYWAY HAHAHA BUSINESSES ONLY TAKE DOLLLARS RETARD DRAGON

[Anonymous No.]

Why are hairless apes so jealous of Dragons? It's not like they asked to be born superior.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47124755
Why do you write this style of stuff. It’s just weird dude

[Anonymous No.]

I'd stare at dragon titties. They'd probably jail me and leave me to rot, but their giant mounds would be fun to look at.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47124811
Please, Dragon-sama, allow me to cum in your superior pussy.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to taste dragon's tail.

[Anonymous No.]

Kill yourselves dragons, you think you're better than us? You'll never be better than humans.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47124833

[Anonymous No.]

I don't know why anyone bothers with winged lizards. They're so boring when compared to fire lizards. The fire is just so cool

[Anonymous No.]

>>47124146
>Spidernon
Who?

[Anonymous No.]

>"sorry what was that?"
>" i couldnt hear from down on the DIRTY WORM COVERED GROUND you DRAGON BREEDING FACTORIES are bound to. "

[Anonymous No.]

Such things are also observed

[Anonymous No.]

You're right Miss Dragon, our species and societies are incomparable. There's no reason for humans to even exist if Dragons will rule the world better than us. I should just hang myself so that's one human less polluting the planet....

[Anonymous No.]

The dragon would just offer to assist your suicide.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47124942
She'll have to kill me, suicide is no bueno.

[Anonymous No.]

the dragon would give you a BIIIIG hug

[Anonymous No.]

>>47124898
>>47124942
>>47124951
>concerned dragon as she watches human begging her to incinerate him

[Anonymous No.]

>>47124146
>people would not shut up about how it was a terrible loss or how he had a crisis of faith despite not posting here.
He wasn't very related to this thread, at least for the past few years and if you search for his mentions on warosu, you'll notice he only started being regularly mentioned after the dumb early 2023 KC drama and the resulting /monster/ immigration.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47124955
hang on, that's not a dragon! it's a wurm with fake wings!

[Anonymous No.]

>>47124961
She still going to do it, feels like old times and she haven't taste human meat for century

[Anonymous No.]

>>47123805
Reference to a popular show or not, one can't help but feel sorry for a (30yr old) boomer Cheshire for failing to befriend a pyrows or any monster youngster just because she isn't familiar with Skibidi Toilet, rizz, Ohio, Fanum Tax and baby gronk.

Are there any kind Gen Z/Millennial Anons generous enough to educate a boomer chesh in modern day internet memes and lingo?

[Anonymous No.]

>>47125050
My man, the 30 year olds of today are the millenials.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47125057
And in a few years, early gen Z will start hitting 30. On a side note: you should prepare for when pics of you start showing up in the 4mon Geezer love threads.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47124811
Dragon winghugs are inferior to Harpy winghugs, Dragons are also tsundere instead of superior bakadere, Harpies are also very light and manhandable, thus Harpies are superior.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47125090
Maybe I can become grumpy jii-san

[Anonymous No.]

>>47125090
>the 4mon Geezer love threads.
?????
The wat now?

[Anonymous No.]

>>47125050
They will rally under their love of Monster Energy Drink

[Anonymous No.]

>Buy and invest in IPC stocks, Boyims

[Anonymous No.]

I'm gonna tell a Pyrow she's radical.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm gonna post on 4mon about how all dragons have small tits and I don't want any monster girl with small tits.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47125336
anon no!

[Anonymous No.]

heckhunds fear the peaceful farming community

[Anonymous No.]

>>47125381
Gonna groom dragons into drinking tons of holst milk!

[Anonymous No.]

>>47125090
Gonna post a pic of my PS2 and say how lonely I am.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47125395
why? prime pickings

[Anonymous No.]

>>47125410
those lands are completely awash with sheep and cow blood, two generations and they'll be completely domesticated and who knows what will happen beyond that

[Anonymous No.]

>>47125414
They will be tamed into shepherd dogs

[Anonymous No.]

>>47125414
>extra fluffy hoonds
imagine

[Anonymous No.]

There are bunch of zoomer mamonos posting about how they want to fuck an old fat ojisans on 4mon right now

[Anonymous No.]

You will all submit to our Danuki Overlords!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>47124972
That tracks I suppose.

[Anonymous No.]

I will become king of the (low level mook monster here)!

[Anonymous No.]

>Walking down MGC street
>Eating an ice cream cone you just got from the Holst Cream Truck
>Pondering why their ice cream tastes so good
>Get lost in thought
>End up dropping ice cream cone
>"Oh fuck me..." you say in reaction
>Succubus that was just minding her own business nearby overhears you
>She does just exactly that, tackles, and fucks you on the street
Be careful what normal, daily expressions you use when in MGC. They may be interpreted the wrong way!

[Anonymous No.]

>>47125792
>Your majesty, finally I've found you!

[Anonymous No.]

>>47125887
>Roach girl
When you see one, there's a thousand others hiding in the walls somewhere.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47125887
Do a dance for me, little bug.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47125904
This was their apartment first, anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>47125904
He really is a king! All hail King Roachfucker!

[Anonymous No.]

>>47125911
>la cucaracha intensifies

[Anonymous No.]

I will get a gecko mamono to eat all the insects in my house

[Anonymous No.]

So if a dress up like a wolf, will I get ridden around like a horse by a bratty imp?

[Anonymous No.]

>>47125887
She's adorable. Devil Bugs don't get enough love.

>>47125935
I don't think you need to dress up like a wolf for her to do that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47125926
We must get more of these talented insects together, preferably ones who can play funny instruments.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47125935
No but you’ll be made to eat out a Boggleboe while weird music plays and Shelley Duvall looks at you

[Anonymous No.]

>>47126030
Young Shelley Duvall or current age Shelley Duvall?

[Anonymous No.]

>Be you.
>Marry an imp.
>She's cute and cuddly, and you appreciate her weird sense of humor and constant need to do various weird "accents" (even THAT accent).
>But she's always nervous.
>Imps often end up in harems, and she's afraid some tall, busty dark mage or succubus will snatch you up.
"NEVER", you always tell her.
>But you know fears like that sometimes can't be fully quenched.
>Try to explain to her that you're not going to change your mind ever.
>It helps, but she continues to worry about what'll happen when you become an incubus.
>She says she's seen it change men before.

>One day you do it.
>You finally become an incubus.
>Your wife is nervous as hell about it.
>First, it means you two will naturally start to warp each other's bodies towards your ideal partner.
>She made you about an inch and a half taller because it makes her favorite sex position hit slightly better.
>It was more annoying than you care to admit since you had to buy a bunch of new pants.
>So far, she hasn't really changed at all.
>You didn't really expect her to change, since you love her as she is.

>"WAAAAAAAAA!"
>You wake up to your wife crying in big, blubbering waves.
>"I'm hideous!"
>It's too early for this.
>Blearily, you look over at her.
>She's got a light scattering of purple freckles on her face and down her torso.
>Some are a lavender color. Some veer close to black. And there's everything in between.

"Oh."
>"OH!?"
>You look at her, shamefaced.
"I--. I'm sorry, honey."
"This is my fault."
>You pull her into a hug.
"I've always thought freckles are cute."
>"I look like a monster!"
"You don't, baby. You look as good as you ever did."
>"No, I'm a dirty weird polka-dot monster now."
>"I can't believe this is happening to me."

>Hold your wife for a few more minutes as she processes.
>"You really like this?"
>You nod.
"I do. I always liked girls with freckles. But I never mentioned it because you were always so proud of your unblemished skin."
>"You should've said something."
"I suppose I should've. It just never occurred to me that you'd get freckles."
>She sniffles.
>"Well, I did."
"At least you didn't become a redhead?"
>She pulls away and looks at you sharply, fear in her eyes.
>"You wouldn't!"
"No, no. It's just the most common way for humans to get freckles."
>She calms down slightly.
>"Hmmph."
>"I'm just going to cover them all with polymorph magic so only you can see them."
"Whatever you want, honey."
>"I'm nobody's stupid connect-the-dot puzzle but yours."
>She starts more aggressively snuggling into you.
>"Nobody's!"

[Anonymous No.]

>See sad oni
>Ask why she’s so blue
>Canceled on XXX.com
>Have to marry the oni also

[Anonymous No.]

How big do onis grow?

[Anonymous No.]

>>47126331
According to original lore onis can shape-shift to whatever big or small size

[Anonymous No.]

>>47125833
>be anon
>drop ice cream cone
>yell ”motherfucker!” in anger
>creepy succubus waggles her bushy eyebrows at you in response…
Remember, in MGC every day is Mother’s Day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47124889
Adorkable

[Anonymous No.]

>>47126524
>>47125833

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

The likelihood of being seduced by a dork mage is quite high,

[Anonymous No.]

ms sally...

[Anonymous No.]

>>47126743
What pleasant company! Add more of that hot sauce, kid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47125833
What happens if I say "its over"?

[Anonymous No.]

>>47126743
That boy right there will be every single one of you if you got isekaied into the Volcanic Region and ate at the local bar.
>Shown great hospitality by energetic monsters
>Given spicy food and drink
>They drink and eat with you
>They get touchy feely
>Get sweaty from nervousness and because of the spiciness
>Given a free room to stay the night in
>Brutally raped by the energetic monsters

[Anonymous No.]

>>47126716
It's the hat. Big floppy mage hats have a passive ability to let magic users to use their int stats in place for charisma in attacks and skill checks. Put a big floppy hat on a nerdy mage and suddenly any man she talks to will be instantly charmed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47126716
There is literaly penis inside her

[Anonymous No.]

>>47126811
And?

You're failing as a monster's husband if your penis isn't inside her at least 40 hours a day.

[Anonymous No.]

Does a high-five count as hand-holding?
...should I not have high-fived miss hebi?

[Anonymous No.]

>>47126782
>too spicy
>anon asks for milk
walked right into it

[Anonymous No.]

>>47126782
I'd die if I got dropped into the Volcanic region. I'd much rather be dropped into the Winterstown wilderness and be hunted down by dire yetis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47126849
>Sally offers up her breast to you
>Too shy to say no
>Start sucking
>Milk comes out
>It's bitter and also spicy like a cinnamon whisky but with no alcohol

[Anonymous No.]

>>47126864
it'd be fun to feed to lava golems even if the sign says not to

[Anonymous No.]

Gonna lick the sweat off miss sally's abs and pits after I dare her to eat the extra spicy chicken

[Anonymous No.]

>>47126782
This sounds good to me, I like spicy food

[Anonymous No.]

>>47126873
>Feed lava golem
>She starts to erupt
>She maintains form but large amounts of horny, monster lava spews out in all directions
>Everyone hit with it gets mega horny (you included)
>Start to fuck the lava in front of you that has a face and tits

[Anonymous No.]

>>47126743
I want to spank that salamander and pull on her tail

[Anonymous No.]

I love fox

[Anonymous No.]

Miss lich will feed you x3 spicy instant noodles so you can die faster

[Anonymous No.]

>>47126864
In Winterstown, they're much more chill and relaxed when it comes to courting. They may employ the same tactics as those energetic fire monsters, but they're much slower at pulling the trigger and "claiming" you. While the sally and pyrow will fuck you day 1. The whitehorn or yuki-onna will take their time and get to know you first, letting you get acclimated to the place first before fucking you. They also prefer to wait until you're willing, unless you never are, in which case they're force themselves on you. The first fuck with a Wintertown monster may not happen for days or even a couple weeks, unless you're super horny, then it may just be day 1. They've got a good sense if you're a little too "hot", at which point they're more than willing to cool you down.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47126895
>Spank the fire lizard
>She gets spooked
>Tail falls off
>Can't pull on her tail like you wanted

[Anonymous No.]

>>47126941
Can't I just suffocate under her ass instead?

[Anonymous No.]

>>47126909
Those tricky foxes cannot handle such a forward and honest approach.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47126956
Salamanders are fiery warrior girls, their tails aren't going to come off from some smacking around.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47126782
i would get gyaru-swarmed near a volcano

[Anonymous No.]

>>47126864
>Anon wants a Dire Yeti
>Jötunn finds him and walks off like he’s a Wooly Pete bag

[Anonymous No.]

>>47126158
Cute!

[Anonymous No.]

>>47126158
>Be you.
But I don't want to.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47126950
I can see Anon getting a bit of a reprieve with a pyrow involved, just don't challenge the salamander to an eating or drinking contest. Especially don't win if you do.

[Anonymous No.]

>When your monster wife likes the rival sportsball team
>This means you get raped by a rival fan
Even worse is when the rival sportsball team wins AND you get raped.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47127316
Which mamono is John madden

[Anonymous No.]

>>47127308
>Especially don't win if you do.
what happens if you do win? You get a hungover sally dangling over your shoulder?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>47127341
>The salamander is smashed
>You're marginally less smashed
>Not even sure who's grabbing who for support anymore
>Pyrow has to help both of you up to your rooms
>Salamander passes out on the bed, glorious ass you've been staring at all night up and spread legs before you
>Pyrow convinces you to give her your Victor's creampie (a town tradition)
>Try to do so, fail due to whiskey dick
>Pyrow "helps" with your issue
>Wake up in the morning with zero hangover but your temperature would make you think you had a fever if it weren't so comfortable
>That's what it's like to wake up between two fiery wives

[Anonymous No.]

>>47127316
Good thing the Osaka Jinkos haven’t had a winning season for decades now

[Anonymous No.]

>>47126158
My goal in life is to now fuck a proud, curvy bombshell mg and turn her into a tallflat reed

[Anonymous No.]

>>47127470
Mine has always been the opposite, but I respect your taste.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47116282
>>47116339
no its good keep going anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>47124413
Its the only sure way for a Mamono to be a street hotdog seller with no chance her customers won't suddenly Alp for pushing them too far into their closet-faggot throat.
>Fag-Anon tries to throat a mamono-juice infused hotdog
>starts gagging at just the tip not the full-length
Normal Anon just eats the extra-tasty hotdog as normal... then orders another... and another...

[Anonymous No.]

>>47127464
>generations of monsters pwned by Order Colonel’s love of fried chicken
Pathetic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47126689
At least the succ is actually feminine not ugly and manish

[Anonymous No.]

Dead thread?

[Anonymous No.]

>>47128531
Sorry. I'm watching a commentary on shitty talkshow, while shitposting every now and then on another board.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47128531
Sorry I'm at work, I wish I had a cute office Zombie to give me desk service

[Anonymous No.]

>>47128531
I'm too busy losing all my games on League of Legends

[Anonymous No.]

>>47128531
I'm just chilling, thinking about monsters, music and playing CK3

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I-2dWaBkwSw

[Anonymous No.]

If I got isekai'd, I wouldn't immediately run to the nearest settlement because I wouldn't trust anyone, I would instead set up where I woke up at in the wilderness and make some tools out of rocks and wood and construct a hut for shelter and then start a little farm next to it. If any monsters were expecting me when I isekai'd they'll be disappointed because I'm not coming.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47128531
Dead thread.
Hungry thread.

Hungry dead thread!

[Anonymous No.]

>>47128644
>anon gets attacked by a honeybee 1h 31m into his tool/hut building

[Anonymous No.]

>>47128531
How to get undead to wear pants or at least a skirt of appropriate length?

[Anonymous No.]

>>47128644
>anon starts playing Rust and wonders why all the wood he gets always seems to be the right shape for making a hut that isn't shabby and crude
>little does he know, a happy Dryad is watching over him above, assisting his efforts silently out of kindness

[Anonymous No.]

>>47128644
Innawoods Anon discovers he's made his survival shelter out of the roots and overhanging branches of a large Dryad.
>should have just walked 5 minutes down the hill to the Rata's roadside coffee shop and asked for a lift into town

[Anonymous No.]

>>47128679
When they go to a grand event of some kind. But the dresses' side cuts will go up to the hip and the backs will be open almost as far down.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47128531
I’m doing other things.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47128679
>How to get undead to wear pants
like so

[Anonymous No.]

>>47128734
Smoking crack??

[Anonymous No.]

>>47128735

[Anonymous No.]

>>47128644
i think you're maybe underestimating how difficult it is to start a homestead without tools or seeds
you're going to get lost and hungry and then an alraune or man-eater is going to snatch you up

[Anonymous No.]

i'd hardly call a cute cuddly sheep a monster

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

A Bee can't just force me to eat her honey!

[Anonymous No.]

>>47128757
Fucking my Argentine Alp paramour silly

[Anonymous No.]

>>47128735
They need to do it by themselves

[Anonymous No.]

>>47116238
I killed the purple snake when I played MGQ.
Good riddance honestly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47128827
anon. you need to hold me down by my weak little bee wings and use me. we have to repopulate the hive

[Anonymous No.]

>>47128827
boys who don't want to get bee'd shouldn't walk around looking so lost and hungry and wearing floral print shirts

[Anonymous No.]

>>47128869
It's hip to get bee'd

[Anonymous No.]

>>47128843
>>47128869
>>47128878
It's important to love bees because they're cute and they pollinate

[Anonymous No.]

>>47128895
>because they're cute and they pollinate
pollinate? So they like polls? Are they into statistics and such?

[Anonymous No.]

I like butterflies. I had one land on my nose once and just let it do its thing.

[Anonymous No.]

What happens if I just stall instead of answer Miss Sphinx's riddle?

[Anonymous No.]

>>47128895
Bees think the same about (you)!

[Anonymous No.]

>>47128910
Double swimsuits are too good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47128907
believe it or not, that's a raping.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47128907
you'll have to speak more clearly, she can't hear you

[Anonymous No.]

>>47128923
>>47128929
woah, riddlekots sure are big

[Anonymous No.]

>>47128907
Sphinx don’t eat you because you got the riddle wrong in the old myths. They do it because in some versions they get annoyed by people not using their heads properly. So stalling would get you raped and eaten twice as hard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47128923
That's not fair! Answering the riddle gets you raped by Miss Sphinx, failing to answer gets you raped. Asking her what the riddle was again because you forgot? Also gets you raped. Now even stalling for time gets you raped?! There's just no winning against Miss Sphinx! It's not fair!

[Anonymous No.]

>>47128679
I like when they shamble around hunting me while wearing as little as possible, seeing if I try to hunt them instead

[Anonymous No.]

>>47128935
The riddle is just foreplay, anon. As soon as miss Sphinx decided she thought you were cute getting squished under her was the only way it was ever going to end

[Anonymous No.]

>>47128929
>know the answer to the riddle
>try to say it but all she hears is muffled motorboating noises
>she say it doesn't count
aw shucks

[Anonymous No.]

I'm beginning to think getting sphinx'd isn't a bad end
becoming an egyptian tomb-robber but just so i'm bait for egypt girls

[Anonymous No.]

>>47128161
Thanks, but it was just a short little scenario piece as a way to not just give a Heb's Anon some cheating suspicion, but to be openly fucking every other mamono in town.
Just to basically mindbreak the Whitesnek knowing "her Anon" is fucking every other slut.
>either keeps trying to abduct Anon away with increasingly Acme/WileECoyoye-tier schemes
>tries to trick, pressure, blackmail, bribe every other mamono to give up their assigned day to her to amass them all
>or saddest route, gradually she's getting more days as the only unpregnant mamono in the village as all the others drop off the roster

[Anonymous No.]

Sphinx's are too devious, Mummies are just mindless rape machines. Pharaoh is too haughty and Apophis is so desperate and creepy. Tch, they're all too naughty for their own good. At least you would never rape me, isn't that right Anubis best friend? Yeah, you're a good girl unlike them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47128984
*heavy breathing*

[Anonymous No.]

>>47128984
better check her calendar

[Anonymous No.]

>>47128904
Moths unnerve me. There's something deeply disqueting about them. Maybe it's their fluff. Insects shouldn't be fluffy. Nor that big, for that matter.
So moth girls kinda scare me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47129006
I love moths, I used to catch big ones all the time under lights. The fluffy ones are cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47129006
relax and breathe in the moth dust

[Anonymous No.]

>>47129004
>Go into her office after she forgot to lock the door
>ALL WORK AN NO PLAY MAKES ANUBIS A DULL GIRL
Uh...

[Anonymous No.]

>>47129004
>Servant Anon checks TismWan's schedule
>"Who's this 'Shlic King' guy?
> TismWan starts shivering but can't speak
>Looks like she has 12 private meetings with this other King every day
>It must be important diplomatic negotiations

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>>47129006
I knew a man who captured moths in a bell-jar. On nights like this, he would release them one by one to die in the candle.

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Good luck getting me now, stupid tismdog, I got an amulet with 100% curse resistance on it.

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>>47129217
Does it also come with 100% resistance to being pinned to the floor and raped

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>>47128984
Being husband to a humble pharaoh of the people sounds pretty great though. They can't all be huffing their own supply, right?

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>>47129229
Is she resistant to me tweaking her clit if she tries?

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What would you do if a Kiki told you to stop thinking about sex all the time?

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Say something nice about chimeras Anon

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>>47129288
They are a mixed bag

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>>47129229
No, but why would I need that? Everyone knows anubi are magical threats.

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I want to rub my body all over with Miss Wight's freshly used bath towel

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>>47129300
I want to rub my face on a loli Wight's belly and chest.

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>>47129288
She looks huggable.

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monsters need burger correction

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>>47129288
They'd be better off not looking like fucking Digimon but they do make me think of Omnimon so good on them I guess?

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So is wiki fag dead or what's going on? where's the new pics?

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burghers need monster correction

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must correct monster

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monsters are correct!

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>>47129348
>Is Wikifag dead
No.
>Where's the new pics
Don't know, you'd have to ask him in the various Discords he's in. Last update he mentioned was KC's Subscribestar account getting approved and him trying to figure out the way to do the rewards for people who subscribe to it.

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Burger...

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A man chooses a monster obeys

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>>47129380
One taste is enough to send a fox down the path of Americanization.

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>>47129348
>>47129373
He passed away yesterday
Died in a drive by shooting

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A monster chooses a burger, the fastfoood worker obeys

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>>47129292
I'm throwing you in the Spike pit.

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>>47129394
>shrimp on a burger
Ew

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This foolish little Dragoness came to me the other day, she went "O' Mister Knight, O' Mister Knight! You are so awesome and handsome! Oh how I wish you would let me stay by your side!"
I laughed at her and chortled hard from the back of my trusty Centaur steed and said "Hah! You are not fit to betroth me, tiny Dragon."
She asked me why, so I explained to her in the simplest of terms, she is a dragon but she has no renown. I am a Knight and a noble. I obey ancient customs and uphold our heritage. She cannot marry a Knight because she is not noble like me. Marriages between nobles must be arranged by their houses! This foolish Dragon, she told me that was balderdash, so I kicked her! I told her I am already to be wed soon to a noble lady of a house allied to my own, a HUMAN girl and not a filthy dragon. She dares to tell me that it will not last and I will come riding back to her before she flies off, crying those stupid tears of heartbreak. HAH! Me? Wanting for a Dragon? That'll be the day!

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Trick monsters into eating burgers so they become too fat and lazy to catch innocent men!
Wans cannot resist!

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>>47129416
She is still Asian to be fair. Seafood is a given.

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>>47129418
>she told me that was balderdash, so I kicked her!
Asshole, don't kick lolis.

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>>47129432
fox sea food and then eat it lmao fat fatty obese

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>>47129395
Fake news.

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>>47129461
Trust me bro i was there

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>>47129477
His last messages were literally about the Subscribestar and some vague shit about seeing " Peak Maneater art"

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I've taken Bogie Airlines and I must say the flying circus was not what I expected it to be.

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This is your future.

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>>47129573
imagine

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>>47129573
Disappointing, I wanted to cuddle a dragon.

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>>47129592
Actually dragons are tough and rough and smelly and probably not very fun to hug. Go hug an elf instead.

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>>47129600
Dragons are the superior monster girls and all human men should submit to them for cuddles and love.

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>>47129600
Elves ARE pretty soft.

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i would smell a dragon

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Fox fertility is unrivaled

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When a young monster tells you she wants to marry you when she grows up, she's being serious.
And you might notice that statement also doesn't rule out you filling her half-ripe pussy, womb and ass with cum every day until she gets there.

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Holstaur is nice, Holstaur will kiss you on the cheek and hug your arm.

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>>47129641
>when she grows up
>meant next week

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>>47129633

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>>47129664
>>47129641
>pregnant in elementary school

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>>47129655
She's masturbation by rubbing her breasts against you, do not be fooled! Do feel free to help her though.

>>47129641
>Half-ripe
It's fully ripe, your human sensibilities just haven't realized it yet. You'll learn.

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>>47129686
She'll definitely have more in common with her kids.

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when the chesh sends you an outdated meme to pretend she's a hag but in reality she's just a regular cringe zoomercat.

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>>47129694
>>47129696
Yeah I would

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>>47129633
It only took her 500 years to get pregnant

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>>47129641
>Joke-wrestle with your brothers lizard daughter
>"beat" her
>She says she wanna marry you when she grows up
>Laugh it off
>She grows up into her teens
>Says she's old enough to marry you
>What.png
>Decline
>Sister in law says that you have to since you defeated her
>Try to decline again
>Sister in law pins you down so her daughter can ride you
>She's now contributing to the rise in teen pregnancy statistics

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>>47129686
It's part of monster culture, that's why schools have nurseries

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>>47128982
beyond cinema, preferably all three before he finally saves her in her darkest hour,
moral of the day: share and dont be greedy

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>>47116238
I trust a very particular color of purple.

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>>47129686
The race starts early to avoid the Christmas cake stigma

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Your thoughts?

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>>47129690
>holst masturbating by rubbing her tits against you
A cow would cum from you merely playing with her tits or fucking them enough. Cows are so silly.

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>>47129724
Head empty

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>>47129697
>>47129710
>>47129717
>start having kids in elementary school (let's say 3rd grade for this instance)
if constantly getting pregnant, there's a good chance she'll have around 12 children by the time she graduates high school excluding multiples, but that's what the womb tattoos are for

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>>47129738
what fills your head in place of thoughts, anon?

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>>47129745
A deep, damp fog.

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>>47129745
Mindflayer

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>>47129741
It's safe and more comfortable when you go to the same school as your daughters, you always know where they are

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>>47129741
>kids are in the same school as her in her senior year

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Yeah, cats are cute, but dont complain when she starts exhibiting predator behavior after she gets horny

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>>47129761
that's the best part

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>>47129749
why, why exactly is it damp, anon?
>>47129755
fair

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>>47129755
>>47129777
Ms. flayer said that anon had enough to think for one day and now he's here. Truly tragic.

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>>47129686
>>47129741
I don't know, monster fertility is really low. Any mid or higher tier monster would probably need a decade(s) of breeding on average to get knocked up. Probably wouldn't stop a msgk from crying out you'll "get her child-pregnant" for fun when you nut every so often.

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Lmao how do you get raped by a Cat? Are your arms that weak bro? Just stop her lmao just hold her down, she can't overpower you. You can't get raped by a cat.

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>>47129592
go to dragonia and get yourself a stuffed dragon-bogey, of course

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>>47129761
Just bite her neck and pronebone.

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>>47129790
enviable*, who wouldn't want to have their thoughts quieted

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Leaving a window open at night? That's asking to get SUCCed.

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>>47129871
I live on the 12th floor.

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>>47129871
His post made me picture a kiki chasing away devil bugs with a broom when they tried seeking in through a window.

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>>47129793
>monster fertility is really low
Perhaps in MGE, but in MGC, things are a bit different

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>>47129888
They can fly y'know

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>>47129759
>>47129758
>None of the kids ever get bullied, as there's constant in-school back up, be it their mother or older sisters

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I want to get an automaton and play around with outfitting her with various limb variants and body mods.
Eventually I hope I could even build her a second or third full body. AIs don't have any problems controlling multiple bodies at once, right?

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>>47129871
You can just knock on my windows Ms. Succ, I keep the windows closed to save money

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>>47129296
>anubi are magic threats

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>>47129899
They can?
Oh fuck oh no

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Man I love 'manders

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>>47129926
>How her mom lived
>How she lives

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>>47129926
>modern salamander can go on for ages about her ancestors and how badass they were fighting and adventuring
>meanwhile she just plays vidya and eats snack foods all day and night

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>>47129926
i bet i could beat a salamander at guilty gear
she only plays rushdown characters anyway

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>>47129926
I want to hug the one on the right.

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>>47129941
She's just as awesome. Look the armor fits and everything

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>>47129963
Oh! The layers of fat she has keeps her well-insulated from the cold, genius!

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>>47129871
What do you mean? That's my wife back from wingsuccing for her succfriend.

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>deep-frying kilos of tofu in Zipangu out in the open (gone sexual)

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I hate you Cheshire.

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>>47130035
She hates you too.

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prisoner step forward onto the platform

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Remember, baphomets are masters of magic, meaning a baphomet can easily conjure massive titties for herself if she so chooses.

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>>47130082
The flat is part of the appeal though

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>>47130082
Not only that, they are extremely strong

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>>47130082
She can't conjure up titties big enough for my taste.
No, those 4 titty bapho images frequently posted aren't enough.

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>>47130082
I don’t care, Baphomets are dumb and I’d bully one by putting raisins instead of chocolate chips on the cookies.

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>>47130035
I hate you for hating Cheshire.

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>>47130107
T. Anon made to be corrected by a baphomet

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>Steal a "You must be this tall to ride" sign
>Place it outside my home
Better luck next time, Sabbath.

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>>47130129
>Magic's the sign to be smaller
Your move, onii-chan

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>walk into the Malef's throne room
>she prepares to do her evil monolgue
>just walk on up to her which makes her blink in confusion
>pat her on the head causing her cheeks to flush red
>leave without elaborating

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>>47130155
>Make her into an addict
>Leave
>Don't even tell her where to get her next hit
For shame.

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>>47130034
How does she even chew with those?

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>>47130158
She just swallows huge chunks whole like a snek.

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>>47130172
I bet she chokes a lot.

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>>47130177
Nah, fox mamono have no gag reflex.
Meanwhile, Cheshires have EXTREMELY STRONG gag reflexes.

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>>47130180
>You think she's deep throating you like a champ
>She actually opened a portal from the back of her mouth to her pussy
CHEEEEEEESH!

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This Mershark likes hanging around my fishing sloop, she's the only real company I have since I man it all by myself. I like to give her fish and feed her for being such a nice guest. Sometimes I even lean over the deck and rub her cheek or ruffle her hair and she gives me a big toothy grin. I feel like I've gained this Mershark's trust, she would never betray me or try something devious like luring me close so she can pull me overboard into the water and bite me.

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>>47124189
What do you mean?

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>>47130082
They can conjure up a blockbuster membership at any moment I hear.

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Guys, how do you stop chesh from interrupting your spells? The moment you try anything she just instantly teleports in front of you and silences you with either a kiss, her tits, or by shoving her ass in your face.

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>>47129926
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IzMlFmSfiTg

I'm going to fight a Salamander and imitate Ryu from Streets in the process.

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This is a cursed maiden, please help lift her curse and turn her back normal.

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>>47129814
Cats instantly lose to having their necks bitten

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>>47130341
So do humans.

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>>47129217
! !

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>>47130233
She's just going first in turn order because cats get racial bonuses to their speed skill. We're currently in grapple/strength meta so just bring spells that scale off mental stats. Cheshires tend to be pretty dumb so they'll likely fail. Assuming you're wizard, keeping distance is best and cheshires can only teleport 30ft per turn, easily within spell range. Clerics get armor, so wearing a helmet will prevent them from interrupting your casting using tits or ass. Just keep in mind this doesn't work if you have the easily flustered character flaw.

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>>47129591

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I need tomboy chesh

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>>47130442
Now I can manhandle her tiny harpy body.

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>>47130442
Is that a hint of vulva being squished outside of her panties?

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>>47130498
probably just some vagina bones

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Uh oh! Demon knight so short and dorky!

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>>47130470
I would manhandle all the harpies. I would have an entire flock of harpies.

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>>47129217
She's still 5x stronger than you and faster than you.

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>>47130221
I'm gonna tell them their head wings look dumb! Surely they won't crush my head with their thighs or drain the last of my levels, big succs are all bark and no bite.

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>>47130535
The Bringer of Fries is much lauded amongst birdkind

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Human heads belongs between Harpy thighs

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>>47130538
Lmao

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How does lactation work on a slime?

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>>47130541
I imagine most harpies go around completely naked, since it would be such a pain in the ass to get clothes on.

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>>47130575
they tend to do jelly but you can add milk to her for effect if you want to

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>>47130583
Sweet mango flavoured slime jelly, i would lose instantly

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>>47130583
Are there milk slimes...?

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>>47130578
consider the apron anon. easy to put on, not a hassle to remove, can be simply torn off, no need to tie it for certain types of apron, easy to clean, etc

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>>47130596
yeah but they're a type of parasite slime and turn women into slime carrier(cow)

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>>47130596
too much time on the holst farms will have slimes take the shape and color of milk maids

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>>47130578
>>47130606
Most harpies go around naked, but use their wings to cover themselves when not flying.
But this also means their bare asses are always out on display.

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>>47130617
i like tail feathers

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>>47130625
Me too. Not enough people draw harpies with tail feathers.

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>>47129348
We were abandoned by KC and Wikifag. Now is the time to repent.

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This is a mid-chapter/3rd-to-the-last chapter boss battle

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>>47130631
tail feathers are an essential part of flight, also probably magnificently fun to preen and very sensitive. more attention should be given to the massive amounts of effort it takes to slowly comb over and smooth out every feather and unsheath the newly grown ones.
tldr: help harpy preen feathers

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>Monster "rapes" you
>Talks a big game about how she's dominating you
>"Oh no! I'm being forced to have intercourse with a girl more beautiful than I could have ever dreamed of!!! How terrible!!!"
>She changes her tune once she hears that
>She goes from smug to annoyed and pouty
>Doesn't stop "raping" you though

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>>47130677
I would love to live the Ijirare Fukushuu Saimin scenario with monsters

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>>47130677
with enough spurts consent can turn back into rape

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>>47130702
sex the consent away!

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>>47130191
I want to make a succ like this heartpupil

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>>47130702
Monster mana keeps the later spurts just as pleasurable as the first one. Your peepee doesn't hurt after 4 times in a row. It still feels good with no pain.

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>>47130735
after 20 or 30 shots mental exhaustion has got to be kicking in. unless you got a harem thing going

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>>47130790
>only 30 shots
Rookie numbers. If you can't withstand at least 100 consecutive before you start to get bored, you don't deserve a monster wife. Up your sexo grindset, brother. Be the cumpump you were meant to be.

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Torturing a Succubus by chaining her up with enchanted magic chains she can't break and leaving her suspended and then masturbating yourself in front of her and taunting her because she isn't able to get a taste. Even better if you cum and let her watch the semen get wasted falling on the floor, she'd get absolutely mindbroken and her brain would bluescreen.

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>>47129777
It is a damp, drizzly November in my soul, brother.
Give me a Bogey, for I am a very tired little boy.

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>>47116270
Anon, it's the opposite!

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>>47130913
SMACK

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>Molesting a lamia's knife ears

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>>47130868
Don't be mean, she just wants a taste

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>>47131037
that's not so bad. maybe just the tip

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>>47130897
what is a bogey anon? i wish you get one whatever that is

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>>47131044
Well... maybe just half, but that's it! No more!

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>>47131030
Dumb noodle elves

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>>47131030
That sounds dangerous

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>>47131128
I want to honk tittyfoxes.

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Tittyfucking the tittyfoxes

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>>47131153

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>>47131181
Remember, if you defeat the ancient evil you are 100% allowed to make her into your maidwife

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>>47131181
I see she has the safety seal of evil womb.

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>>47131197
That she does.
Now break that seal

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>>47131181
miko milk

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>>47131197
>>47131203
It's technically a double seal, one outer one inner.

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>>47131204
I love this artist's foxes

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You WILL be foxed.

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>>47131222
They're very milky.

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>>47131211
Only the bravest and most honorable of lords can pierce her seals

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>>47131234
Foxes these days just cover themselves in novelty seals to bait adventurers, it's false advertisement.

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>>47131237
The only seal that matters is her inner seal, anyways.

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Monster Lady Knights can't just abuse their power and force me to become their squire husband against my will!

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>>47131237
>When your kitsune neighbor picks up a pair of Doppler-Brand Seals for you to pull of.
>The paper kind, not the edible kind

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It's all fun and games until the fox puts the seal onto you

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I need a life-sized greenworm plush I can go to sleep with hugging.

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>>47131352
Fox's pagan magic won't work on me. I've got a blessed crucifix and holy water. I'm safe from all her evil magics, curses, and seals.

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>>47131352
I want to milk a fox. What does foxmilk taste like?

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>>47131383
No man who has sought the answer to that question has ever returned

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>>47131402
The call of the milk is too powerful...

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>>47131461
>milklet

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>>47131313
Wife

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Elven milk

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>>47131543
it's a little bland and lacking in flavor

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>>47131543
>>47131571
Elves are only good for one thing
https://files.catbox.moe/ihm634.jpg

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>>47131543
Tastes haughty and somewhat bitter.

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Elves are still salty to this day about that time we kicked their asses in three consecutive wars over 700 years ago. Elves are still angry about that time us Humans occupied their lands for two hundred years straight and installed cruel barons into their provinces, enslaving their kind for over 50 years straight. Elves will always be mad about being the biggest losers there ever was, overshadowed completely by us humans.

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>there are single danukis in your area waiting to have their breath sniffed by you!

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>Whitehorn that bakes and eats desserts everyday but never gains a pound

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>>47131647
Lucky bitch

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>>47131657
She has a good workout regiment.

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>>47131660
I don't have a rifle, though

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>>47131647
so when is she getting married?

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Humans are still salty to this day about that time we kicked their asses in three consecutive wars over 700 years ago. Humans are still angry about that time us Monster's occupied their lands for two hundred years straight and installed loving barons into their provinces, uplifting their kind for over 50 years straight. Humans will always be mad about being the biggest losers there ever was, overshadowed completely by us monsters.

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>>47131668
She's waiting for you to stop by Wintertown.

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>>47131675
i didn't think elves denote time spans as short as 50 years

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>>47131675
Elf-chan, this won't reverse the facts. You can hide behind Monsters (who are also your betters) and pretend to be one but at the end of the day you are still an Elf, a member of a race that lost to Humans and still does and is now losing to Monsters as well. Imagine being an Elf.

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Goodnight Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember that during summer, Winterstown is still pleasantly cool and the girls would be more than happy to see you visit for some hunting, fishing, and hiking.

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>>47131694
The important question is if they wear bikinis in the summer? And no, yetis don't count

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Don't believe her lies, she says she wants to party up but she will jump you the moment you leave town

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Humans must pay Elves reparations for their historical war crimes.

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Humans are still salty that their sons end up married to elven hags

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>>47131720
She looks like all her brains were drained into her tits.

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>>47131758
She is clearly a melee class and has no need for INT

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>>47131758
That's a bit generous. Her brain couldn't have been THAT big before.

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>>47131694
I think i left the stove on

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>>47131694
The bear girls are active during the summer, and know full well you have a picnic basket full of delectables.

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>>47131758
She might have 5 Int, but she makes up for it in 20 Milk

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>>47131775
I hate how salmon went for a poor's man cheap food to an expensive delicatessen

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How far north is Winterstown?

Is it close enough to the North Pole that it gets the perpetual darkness in Winter and perpetual sunlight in the Summer?

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>>47131765
Yeah, she’s too attractive and personable to spec into wizard. Unlike others. Right, anon?

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I dream of tomboys in dresses

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If my daughter got monsterized I would disown her completely.
>y-yeah well your wife will be monsterized too-
No. Divorce.

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>>47131939
Don't worry Timmy,Tyrone will take good care of your wife.

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>>47131675
You got one point correct: excreting saline remains a mainstay of humans, no matter the hardships. Much like elves are blessed to ever reek of mulch at the expense of anything nearing standardized education. Truly, nature’s 187th best pollinator, the elf, has paid heavily for her specialization. If only fucking trees (wrongly) could be less costly. Ganbatte, elf-chan — after a few more centuries of effort you can “y-y-you too” the next unfortunate dryad in need!

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>>47131939
>deliberately impregnate monster
>become distraught when she bears a monster child
>leave and explain nothing
And humans wonder why so many of them are trapped, howling in sex dungeons, until they learn their proper placewhich is trapped and howling in a sex dungeon.

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>47131939
>47131987
>47131954
Kill yourself, you harbored everything that's wrong with the thread.

[Anonymous No.]

There he is, I thought this thread was too enjoyable.