whose anon?

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>>47114423
Yuuka and Yukari when I'm a shota, Aya when I'm mystery tan man, Hatate when I'm just in the mood for some vanilla stuff.

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>>47114423
Hopefully Yukari

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>>47114423
Accepting it will just be an invitation for her to keep annoying you.

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>>47114858
Fine by me

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>>47114423
None.

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>>47114858
this doesnt sound that bad

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>>47114423
Yuuka, because her chocolate is homemade with cacao she planted herself. Yukari's "chocolate" is probably god tier but it comes with strings attached and Tengu "chocolate" is probably made of people.

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>>47114423
Yuuka because I like her the best out of them. I don't give a FUCK if it has pieces of humans in it.

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Depends on if I currently have the guts to face Yuuka for long enough desu, Yukari is always a good fallback choice (even if I do understand the broader implications to her involvement with nearly anything) but both would have their own types of chocolate to provide that I could appreciate in different ways per >>47115494

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>>47114423
>chocolate
I'm not a shota (which probably means half this crowd loses interest).

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>>47114423
>yuuka
Made the chocolate herself
>yukari
Probably spiked the chocolate with something
>aya
Provably bought cheapest chocolate and acts to be nice to get you to buy her newspaper
>hatate
Probably put her menstrual blood into chocolate

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>>47116398
>>47115494
These anons get it, Yuuka is by far the best choice. Yukari definitely has something perfidious in mind, Hatate's a creep with missing textures, and Aya's an asshole.
Yuuka all the way. Plus, I loved to garden as a kid, and I come from a family of farmers, so we'll have things to talk about!

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>>47116412
Tips for approaching said Flower Master on a rough day as a complete flower-dweebus on all levels?
I do like her but I'm so scared of being unable to touch base...also of many other things for hopefully understandable reasons.

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>>47114423
thank you for the treat, my queen.

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I want her to give it to me like this and tell me I'm only allowed to use my mouth

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>>47114423
If I am the lucky bastard that has broken through to Yuuka's moe side, there is not a reason in the world I would not give her a big hug when she tries to give it to me, even if she says she hates it.

Aya is #2, she's a good girl at heart, Hatate next because I'd feel bad about turning her down more than anything, and Yukari can go cry to Ran about me because I want to be mean to her.

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>>47119052
I think I'd probably end up trying to be overly respectful towards Yuuka for it. I'd accept while bowing my head and thanking her. I would then feel compelled to also buy her a similar gift to return the gesture.

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>>47114423
Neither of those...

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Hatate, because she triggers my yandere complex.
>>47116398
>Probably put her menstrual blood into chocolate
Hot

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>>47119581
To be fair, a Tengu's menstruation is just eggs so don't get too excited.

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>>47123296
w-what does she want me to do with the egg?
Do I put it in my mouth?

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>>47114423
Yuuka will use you to pollinate her, then kill you and eat you.
Yukari will use you to impregnate her fox, then eat you then kill you.
Aya will use you tp help her lay an egg for a news report, then kill you and eat you.
Hatate will use you to lose her first time, then kill you and eat you.

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>>47114423
Muh wife (3)

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>>47114423
I dont want any filthy youkai's chocolate.

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>>47123775
You seem to be lost, there's already a Zounose thread up.

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>>47114423
If we go by my IRL standards then it would be either Yuuka or Aya since I find women with shirt hair hotter, but if we go by my personality then it would Hatate as I am a complete loner and very akward, however, in order for her to know of me, it would requiered of me to leave my room and be social which results in my not getting chocolate from anyone here.

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Yuuka easy. She doesn't do anything like that on a whim and it would be sincere. If I wanted to eat chocolate made by Ran I'd rather receive it from her instead of the watery tart that is her master (do you really believe Yukari made it herself? C'mon now). Aya has strings attached and will definitely make you pay out on white day or with other favors. Hatate is genuine but her chocolate is store bought, so I'll have to turn her down.

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>>47114423
What happens afterwards

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>>47126317
Yukari is adorable

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>>47126317
>Bitsch
???

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>>47126317
yuukabros might wanna explain this???

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>>47128306
She thought it was more efficient to just throw them at you from across the street to save some time on crossing it.

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>>47114423
Yukari got Ran to make the chocolate from scratch and Ran is the best at baking and cooking

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>>47128264
bitch. a loan word used as slut in japanese. i'm more perplexed by the "i broke the serious injury". what a weird broken english.

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>>47128306
She's embarrassed and is coping with it by being tsun