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Tate

>> No.47047658
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>>47047596
Who?

>> No.47047790
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I can't believe it's been 14 years since she appeared. Flip phones really were popular back then, huh?

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Beautifully wicked NTR queen

>> No.47049945

>>47048238
Why do people have such depraved fantasies of such an innocent girl like her?

>> No.47050034

>>47049945
It's just two guys, the retard that posted earlier and Hater (who is dead, thankfully).

>> No.47050237

>>47047790
anon, she appeared a few chapters back in CDS

>>47050034
stop that, it's not funny :(

>> No.47050462

Why does Hatate sometimes go out with entire basketball teams when I've specifically prepared a romantic night in for us both?

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>>47050462
Why do you keep making up dumbass scenarios in your head when you could be dreaming about happy life with tengu wife?

>> No.47050481

>>47047658
I'm knocking her up

>> No.47050506
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>>47050462
She's just making sure your babies have the best quality genes possible. Isn't that best for both of you? Anyway, remember to keep supporting your loving Hatate wife!

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>>47050476
Because he's a degenerate.

>> No.47050537

i wonder what made this american hate taters so much that he goes out of his way to obsessively samefag about niggers all day whenever she has a thread

>> No.47050728

>>47050237
He is saying about the first time

>> No.47051273

>>47050506
Basketball players probably have inferior nigger genes though

>> No.47051279

>>47047596
She's missing some textures it seems

>> No.47051289

>>47051273
I am sorry you're a manlet, anon.
t-there's lots of cool things you still can do! like join the navy!

>> No.47051293

>>47051289
Manlet genes are higher quality than nigger genes tho

>> No.47051321

>>47050476
We can only hope that he kills himself.
Fortunately, homos don't go to Gensokyo when they die.

>> No.47051328

>>47050237
Wishing death on a stranger for drawing something they don't personally like is deranged behavior.

>> No.47053096

>>47051328
That's fine, the behavior of that dead person is more deranged

>> No.47058346

>>47047658
Andrew

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>>47050237
>she just appeared a few chapters back in CDS
anon, her last appearance was February 2023, nearly a year and a half ago. She's gone from the story with no explanation.

>> No.47058496

Need menhera hatate to cuddle silly

>> No.47058517

>>47050476
Because he has erectile dysfunction so he's using Cucking as a way to get off mentally

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Tate

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>>47058525
I'll now proceed to enter Tate's insides

>> No.47058988
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>>47050476
>>47050462
Time to be the change you want to be in the world.
As I finished yet another round of vintage cube, with a perfect record of course, I leaned back in my chair and thought about what a good Saturday night this was turning out to be. All my midterms aced since I actually know how to study, my summer internship being confirmed, and just last Friday I had beat my personal PR for swimming. Yup, nothing to do now but just sit back and force storm for an entire evening, surly that's better then whatever my peers were doing, like that overly enthusiastic Tengu girl who's always...
"Oh hey! Watcha up to!" Hatate yelled from the door way to my room, practically causing me to leap out of my chair.
"CHRIST ON A BIKE WHO LET YOU IN!?" I yelled.
"Oh, your room mates, they left just now though, said they wouldn't be back till next Monday."
Dumb bastards probably planned this as revenge for the centaury orange in the fridge, don't they know it was their fault they kept edging out my produce with all that other garbage they kept jamming in the fridge.
"Well I'm not interested, please leave." I said, turning back around.
"Oh come on! You don't even know why I'm here yet! I even brought cookies that I made myself see?" The Tengu said, pushing a wrapped plate of sugar cookies with M&Ms embedded within them. Damnit, my artificial food coloring weakness...
"Fine. I'll hear you out, but don't try anything weird." I said, suspicious.
"Can you teach me how to play that card game you seem to like so much? My little cousin's a big fan of it and I'm supposed to make nice with him this year."
I sigh. it's such a pain teaching people to play Magic, although I usually ended up shoe-horned with the responsibility at youth events so I was a competent enough teacher. "Let's go to the kitchen then, we can play at the table." I say as I pull out some playmats and the good ole' Battle Box from the shelf.
"Let's just play here, it's comfy!" She said, happily hopping onto my bed, her girlish twin tails bouncing up and down as she did.
Surprisingly she was a quick study compared to the kids I had to put up with at the youth center. Although they're other 'difficulties' I had to put up with. Like, she sat sideways behind her field, so if I looked up too much I could see her thighs, she kept leaning over to me to look at my cards, and occasionally her braided hair would touch me as she reeled from damage as if I wounded her personally. Soft majors I swear....
After an hour or so she seemed to understand the rules pretty well. "Alright, my job's done so off you go now." I said, turning away to put the cards and playmats away.
"Eh? But I don't want to go home just yet..." She said.
"Well you don't have to go home, but you can't stay-" I turned around to see Hatate laid back, her blouse completely unbuttoned, revealing her bra, one of those frilly deals, and her ever so lightly toned stomach. A condom was laid in front of her.
"Y-y-you..." I Stammered "This, this is some kind of prank isn't it? You're recording this and-"
She took out her phone, pulled out the battery, and threw it to me, which I barely caught. "T-then someone is waiting at the door I bet!" I said, making for the door knob only to find it completely in operable.
"I mad sure to jam it of course." Hatate said. I turned to face her again and found her on all fours, facing me. With her finger she traced a line from my chest to the tip of my chin. "It's so cute how you get flustered at the slightest thing, and I really like cute things, so you do the math."
"Y-you, I-I, I'll-" I stammered before she sighed, grabbed my shirt with both hands, and pulled me into a kiss, and then backwards onto the bed on top of her.
"How about you show me what all that swimming stamina is good for hmm?"
Regrettably, I did not get to queue for another vintage cube that night, or in the morning, and I was further extorted for coffee and scones afterwards along with a shopping trip. Although I only bought a cap that the flirty crow said looked good on me, but I feel like it just made me look like an old man.
Sometime later I found the school newspaper had a column about the possible link between swimming and promiscuity in academic circles.
Tengu man, I swear.

>> No.47059132

>>47058784
Normal sized or large sized tengu? This is impossible to the plot.

>> No.47059464

>>47047596
>Tate
Does she also host a podcast were she tries to inflate her self-worth and explain to you young, impressionable youkai why village men won't have sex with them?

>> No.47059712

>>47050476
why does she look so disappointed in this picture?

>> No.47060414

>>47058988
Neat

>> No.47063005
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>>47059712
It's not disappointment. It's a look of hopelessnes seeing you still hurting yourself, when all she wish was seeing you genuinely happy.

>> No.47063030

>>47058988
Why did she bring a condom?

>> No.47063032

>>47058988
I popped a boner reading this

>> No.47063039
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47063039

she's built for menhera tendencies and self-harm

>> No.47063062

>>47063039
Me on the right.

>> No.47063789

>>47063039
Hot.
I want to lick her forearm.

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>>47063005
Hatate really is one of the best friends to have in Gensokyo, isn't she? She's cute and stylish, isn't a mega racist and actually sympathizes with humans, and isn't a self-serving harlot like her rival. You can safely confide in her about stuff, learn about what's been going on recently using thoughtography, and her knowledge and connections can help you understand or even infiltrate tengu society.
She's definitely one of the first people I'd try to be friends with. Or maybe even more...

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>>47064600
>Self-serving harlot like her rival
What the fuck anon, now Aya's crying in her room.
I hope you're happy, enjoy the libel suit you're getting served tomorrow.

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>>47064611
Don't act like it isn't common knowledge that miss my-pussy-for-a-paper really gets around! Everybody and their grandsons know that! It's an open secret!

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>>47048238
>>47063039
>>47064600
>>47065394
That's enough, both of you. Get off the internet and come to my office. We need to talk about maintaing proper and dignified image of tengu in the Outside World.

>> No.47065523

>>47065394
This is slander! Aya would never slander someone in one of her newspaper- wait.

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>>47065481
okay Miss It's-okay-when-I-molest-my-subordinates

>> No.47065555

>>47065538
Right, enough is enough.
We're taking away Momiji's art supplies.

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>>47065538
Visible displays of hierarchy help maintain social order. Molesting subordinates is just a part of duty. But I digress.

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>page 10

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Her pigtails are very cute.

>> No.47081676

>>47047596
All birds are rapists, even this beta bird!

>> No.47081697

>>47081676
Hatate would love to be a rapist. She just can't quite work up the courage to talk to a man!

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