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46996529 No.46996529 [Reply] [Original]

Satori would be a bad wife due to her unhinged nature, her abilities to read minds which means she will always read yours no matter how much you protest, her abandonment issues means she will never fully trust you and would want a constant update on your whereabouts, her controlling and possessive nature is due to her little sister running away, which means she will do her hardest to not have a repeat on that happening with you, her inability to reign in her pets will allow Orin and Okuu to do whatever they want with you no matter how much you say no. Her sister, Koishi, will be on you 24/7 and never knowing if she’s with you in the room.

And those are a few of the reasons why you shouldn’t marry Satori. Can /jp/ think of a few more reasons?

>> No.46996593

>>46996529
>unhinged nature
? Canon wise she seems like a good person, yeah she will shittalk you if you fight her but who doesn't?
She's pretty responsible with her job, to the point that in the manga she got herself stabbed by Flandre for the sake of helping with the case

Well yeah she will still read your mind and all that but I don't see her as a bad person

>> No.46997420

>>46996529
>her abandonment issues means she will never fully trust you
...She can literally read my mind

>> No.46997426

>>46997420
I don't know about you but I'd be thinking about cheating on her with every second youkai desu

>> No.46997512

>>46997420
Doesn’t her reading your mind proves his point? Since she can’t trust you she has to resort to reading your mind?

>> No.47003902

>>46996529
So is she like a yandere or just a plain psycho bitch with issues?

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Sometimes I fantasize about Satori coming home drunk and beating me until I feel numb. She tickles me in the ribs until I can hardly breathe. Then she starts to laugh and read off my dirty thoughts again. She pets me head like she does with her pets all night as I gently cry into her 3rd eyeball. Please help is there any hope for me

>> No.47005423

>>47003902
Neither. She is simply a pure and innocent youkai who is hated simply because of her species. The problem is her smugness and her tendency to be a jobber.

>> No.47008190 [DELETED] 

>>46996529
Satori is too physically weak to be abusive. If she gets too annoying you can just beat her up and rape her. Hell, you could probably just think about pinning her down and fucking her and she would calm down.

>> No.47008549

>>46996529
If you know another language and you use it for your inner thoughts, does she still understand them?

>> No.47009743

>>46997512
She would read your mind regardless, retard

>> No.47009752

>>47008549
Can she read mental images too? if so then i could jumpscare her with my random intrusive thoughts

>> No.47009770

>>47009752
Just think about the bird is the word song constantly

>> No.47009799

>>46996529
I always found Satori kind, good natured and polite but smug to a fault and proud, with little fighting prowess to show for it. Pretty much the opposite of what you are talking about.

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>>47009770
>i know you can read my thoughts girl, meow meow meow meow meow meow

>> No.47009908

She's one of the nicer people in Gensokyo THOUGH.

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>>46996529
satori seems like a good person, it's just really weird imagining talking to a mind reader in the first place

white lies and euphemisms are baked into everyday speech, like to the point your mind and what you actually try to communicate differ totally sometimes. it'd feel disingenuous - if the mind reading isn't two-way then it sucks all around. i'd be more likely to pull a koishi even if that were the case, but satori in canon & fanon alike seems to be a genuinely nice person and it'd suck to ruin a relationship whenever an intrusive thought or three pops up and won't go away

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>>47009909
What? If i were in contact with Satori i would not even bother speaking for myself and just let her read my thoughts.

>> No.47013513

>>47010055
but how do you determine your thought as words or images

>> No.47015086

>>47009908
Prove it.

>> No.47016842

>>47013513
Do you have aphantasia?

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>>46996529
>her inability to reign in her pets will allow Orin and Okuu to do whatever they want with you no matter how much you say no.
What does this mean, anon?

>> No.47017435

>>47017405
Why is Orin wearing a Darkest Dungeon shirt?

>> No.47017443

>>47017405
It means Okuu is going to nearly suffocate you with her sweaty megaton milkers while Orin violently rapes you all while satori sits in the corner and watches

>> No.47017666

>>47017443
What would be enjoyable for Satori, reading Anon's mind and seeing that he's suffering or seeing that this is the happiest moment of his life?

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>>47017405
It means Satori won't be able stop them from raping you to control their heat.

>> No.47020118

>>47020006
They can't rape me because Satori will barely be able to peel me off them normally.

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>>47017443
>with her sweaty megaton milkers
It's kinda funny how every single canon depiction of her is flat chested with a giant eyeball in her chest yet 95% of the fandom draws her stacked with the eye either crushed between or significantly shrunk down and moved out of the way.
Like they do it for Reisen too but Okuu literally had a massive eye over her flat chest and it is hilarious watching them find different ways to deal with that.

>> No.47020389

>>47020372
I don't recognise any canon that gives Okuu less than massive knockers.

>> No.47027044

>>47020389
Based.

>> No.47027050

>>47017435
She likes the themes of the game.

>> No.47027217

>>47020118
Satori is too weak

>> No.47027229

>>47027044
On what?

>> No.47028932

>>47027229
newfag

>> No.47030916

>>47020389
Okuu has flat tits.

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>>46996529

>> No.47036710

>>47028932
No, unfortunately that would be you

>> No.47038499

>>47036672
Cute. anymore?

>> No.47038578

>>47036672
What a lame fucking dork. Me? I would have penis breaking sex with Junko. Now THAT'S a woman.

>> No.47038592

Remilia for zoomers

>> No.47038612

>>47036672
And then she wanders why no one likes her kind. She could at least pretend that she's not reading everyone's mind, but that would require her being ever so slightly less smug.

>> No.47038626

>>47036672
what a cunt.

>> No.47038797

>>47036710
>no u
I accept your concession

>> No.47039054

>>47036672
she's literally perfect

>> No.47047427

>>47036672
Why is she like this?

>> No.47053077

>>47036672
Is there a continuation of this?

>> No.47053265

>>47038797
>>no u
Yes

>> No.47058892

>>47005423
>jobber
Why can't you people learn to NOT use every new fucking slang word? Shut the fuck up.

>> No.47059038

>>47058892
That's not a new word.

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>>46996529
Before the mind reading becomes a deal breaker, I imagine that my mental-filter would just erode away, and I would just start saying whatever pops into my mind. I would randomly say how cute I thought she was or comment on embarrassing thing about our relationship, without regard for who was around us. If anything, she would get annoyed with me and want to leave me before I'd want to get rid of her.

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>>47058892
This word might be new in whatever website you came from, but people have been using it for some time on /jp/.

>> No.47060565

>>46996529
fake news

>> No.47060625

>>47004924
What need do you have of hope? Accept yourself, for you are in heaven, my friend.

>> No.47061773

I'm not sure how anyone could have a mind filter
Like I can control what I say just fine but if I was in the presence of Satori my mind would just be "Don't think about fucking her sister, or her, or her pets" and in turn my mind ends up picturing all of these things

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>>46996529
>Can /jp/ think of a few more reasons?
She'd be extremely manipulative.
She'd know exactly what she has to say to get you to do anything she wants, and to make you believe everything she tells you.
She'd convince you that everyone you know hates you, causing you to destroy all of your relationships with other people, until you have no one left in your life except her.

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>>46996529
>>47067279
I don't understand. You say that these are reasons why I shouldn't marry Satori, but I only see reasons why I should marry Satori.

>> No.47067847

>>47067337
/thread

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>> No.47071043

>>47009752
Is she ready to come to funky town

>> No.47071185

>>47017435
+10% stress
+100% cooler

>> No.47071216

>>46996529
How does she deal with earworms?

>> No.47078550

>>47071216
She doesn’t.

>> No.47083689

>>47070685
Is she trying to seduce us?

>> No.47088996

>>47070685
she's so pretty

>> No.47094360

>>46996529
Why do people keep trying to make her into a Yandere.

>> No.47095449

>>46996529
i love okuu, sorry

>> No.47101054

>>47095449
Okuu doesn't love you.

>> No.47102584

>>47036672
She sounds like a chore to be around.

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47109386

Pick your poison.

>> No.47109580

>>47109386
It's a choice between receiving physical trauma or mental trauma. I'd take having my psyche destroyed over having new breathing holes in my chest

>> No.47109879

More like Sextori

>> No.47110431

>>47109879
Satori isn't sex at all.

>> No.47110644

>>47110431
True, Satori is a gross and stinky virgin.

>> No.47112832

More like Catori!

>> No.47113520

>>47109386
I'll take both of them as my daughters.

>> No.47118072

>>47113520
But they don't want to be daughters.

>> No.47126265

bump for my cumdump wife sextori

>> No.47126285

>>47118072
They want to have daughters.

>> No.47133919

>>47126265
Post more Satori

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>>47133919
k

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>>47083689
A certified seducehu

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