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Can I eat you?

>> No.4698600
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4698600

Can I eat you?

>> No.4698615

>>4698600
Don't be ridiculous Mystia,
Birds don't eat plants.

>> No.4698623

>>4698615
yeah, its common sense that plants eat birds right?

>> No.4698642

>>4698623
http://news.bbc.co.uk/today/hi/today/newsid_8207000/8207018.stm

>> No.4698662
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>> No.4698673

>>4698642
point taken.

>> No.4698680

>>4698642
I like how you can crank the volume up to 11.

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>>4698585
Let's put this into perspective.

>> No.4698727
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>>4698585

>> No.4698748

Can I eat your vagina :3

>> No.4698756

>>4698705
I don't remember that cover. Fuck you for posting an unscanned doujin.

>> No.4698780

>>4698756
what do you mean its not scanned?

>> No.4698783

>>4698705
Creative censoring there.
I approve!

>> No.4698806

>>4698705
is she jealous there? jealous of not being the one spreading pussy?

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>>4698642
Well, there's also Nepenthes lowii, a pitcher plant that secretes a sweet, milky white substance on its lid, which birds and small mammals love to eat. While doing so, they poop inside the pitcher. The pitcher plant does not catch and digest a lot of live prey, instead feeding off bird poop.

What this translates for Yuka and Mystia should be obvious.

>> No.4698836

>>4698705
I'd put it into Parsee's perspective.

No, seriously, why does molesting Parsee seem so very right?

>> No.4698851

>>4698835
Yuka insides

>> No.4698878
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>>4698836
Because raeping tsundere smacks the bitch out of them?

>> No.4698889

>>4698835
that roughly translates to mystia shitting into yuka's ass?

>> No.4698892

>>4698836
You want to show her what she's so jealous of.

>> No.4698893

>>4698889
Two girls, one pitcher plant....

>> No.4698935

>>4698893
call a drawfag, we need it drawn.

>> No.4698998

I think I got why it's the same picture everyday asking if she can eat. It's because she's slow, right ?

>> No.4699007

I don't think she's gonna do it, guys.

>> No.4699034

>>4698642
Why does this guy sound like Yahtzee?

>> No.4699103

>>4698835
a toilet plant?

>> No.4699145

>>4699007

Duh

"Remember when we hunted you for food?"
"Remember when we killed you for that?"
"Good times."
"Good times"

>> No.4699791

>>4699145

Source?

>> No.4699884

>>4699791
It's Touhou's plot. No one really eats people or seals youkai nowadays so they just be pricks to each other to keep themselves occupied.

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>>4699884

Well youkai have to eat something.

>> No.4700208

>>4700145
They eat people food. Rumia eats wildlife.

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>>4700145
>she still eats people!

>> No.4700222

>>4700187
hahahah nice greentext, I laughed heartily

>> No.4700289

>>4700145
>They do not eat only humans, but animals and birds, fish, vegetables, fruits, sake, and other things humans normally eat.

PMiSS.

They don't HAVE to eat humans to live.

>> No.4700301

>>4699884
They have mock-battles so the youkais' abilities don't rust. Youkai have to be active, lest they wither and die, or something.
Don't know if canon.

>> No.4700309

>>4700289

Ah... yeah you're right.

Forgive my ignorance oh saging anon.

>> No.4700316

>>4700301
It's in the spellcard rules, of course it's canon.

>> No.4700319

>>4700289
Doesn't mean they don't have to eat humans, necessarily; they may contain vital nutriments not found elsewhere, who knows.

>> No.4700323

>>4700309
>oh saging anon.
Don't give sage undue attention. It doesn't have any intrinsic meaning on its own.

>> No.4700347

>>4700319
>They do not eat only humans, but animals and birds, fish, vegetables, fruits, sake, and other things humans normally eat.
>Still, they consider humans a delicacy above all else.
>Other than humans, they also steal crops and livestock.
>This is a serious problem.

There is nothing stated about that, but ZUN said that youkais are not all the same, some will attack humans because they can't resist it (since they consider it to be a delicacy) and take the risk of getting into trouble and some will act peacefully towards humans so they don't have the risk of being exterminated

>> No.4700348

>>4700319

Medicinefag here. The answer is "no".

>> No.4700353

>>4700348
Yeah, because human medicine would know a lot about youkai bodies.

>> No.4700356

>>4700316
Well, of course the spellcard rules are.
I just can't remember if "cataclysm happens all over Gensokyo if youkai don't fight" was made up by a random anon or not.

>> No.4700361

>>4700348
I bet you didn't study supernatural substances.

>> No.4700368 [DELETED] 

>>4700356
I don't know about Cataclysms, but the rules clearly say that youkai that don't exercise their powers eventually lose them:
http://touhou.wikia.com/wiki/Perfect_Memento:_Draft_of_Spell_Card_Rules>With every spell between youkai, there is the slight fear of Gensokyo's decay.
>However, if it is not used, a youkai's power will gradually vanish.
>Therefore, I propose the following contract for spell card use.

>> No.4700369

>>4700361
Nonsense. My internship work was on the four humours and I've been doing aether and fluid electricity transfers regularly.

>> No.4700373

>>4700356
I don't know about Cataclysms, but the rules clearly say that youkai that don't exercise their powers eventually lose them:
http://touhou.wikia.com/wiki/Perfect_Memento:_Draft_of_Spell_Card_Rules

>With every spell between youkai, there is the slight fear of Gensokyo's decay.
>However, if it is not used, a youkai's power will gradually vanish.
>Therefore, I propose the following contract for spell card use.

>> No.4700385

>>4700373
Youkai are gods. Gods that do not do miracles are not believed in.

>> No.4700386

>>4700373
Ah, thanks for clearing that up.

>> No.4700414

>>4700385
Youkai aren't gods; gods may or may not be youkai.

>> No.4700426

>>4700414

There's no real difference in japanese folklore; gods just tend to be worshipped by more people.

>> No.4700429

>>4700353

Human medicine knows that there isn't a substance in human body that
wouldn't be also present in other animals or plants. Your logic is invalid.

>> No.4700432

>>4700385
Other way around. As supernatural creatures, Gods may classify as youkai. And like all youkai, they need belief to exist. Except being gods, they need even more - they need faith and worship.

>> No.4700437

Gods provide services to humans (and tengu and kappa, it seems) in exchange for worship. I tend to think of 'god' being more of a youkai profession than a subspecies.

>> No.4702132

>>4698585

It would be my pleasure, mlle.

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No eating the snacks during raids.

>> No.4702167

>>4700437
The tengu and kappa thing is worrying. If gods are just a species of youkai, that means youkai can reinforce their own powers... what's to prevent them from just balling up into one superpowerful, self-feeding mass?

>> No.4702215

>>4702167
Interesting theory. However, these gods existed under human worship before, and there are still some humans who worship them.

They will all die if humans cease to exist. No humans, no youkai, no Mogiya gods.

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