When is someone going to a Touhou the Musical?

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Anonymous Mon Mar 22 00:25:00 2010 No.4695462 [Reply] [Original]

When is someone going to a Touhou the Musical?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 00:25:00 2010 No.4695468 But it's already a musical.

/jp/ storyteller Mon Mar 22 00:28:00 2010 No.4695485
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We were born within century's of each other
Our mothers said we could be sister and mother
Your name was Marisa, Marisa... It never suited ya
Oh they thought when you grew up
We'd get married, and never split up

Oh Marisa, do you recall?
Your house was very small
With wood chip in the wall
When I cam around to call,
You didn't notice me at all!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 00:32:00 2010 No.4695511 >>4695468 On stage it would be nice. TOUHOU: THE MUSICAL. Arrangements by ZUN.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 00:34:00 2010 No.4695521 >>4695462 Never

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 00:41:00 2010 No.4695544 I don't know, but it needs one.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 00:42:00 2010 No.4695548 I like the girls of Gensokyo! Comfort is yours in Gensokyo! Maidens and teatime in Gensokyo, Only if you're girl in Gensokyo...

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 00:48:00 2010 No.4695579 >>4695485 I love pulp, and I love Touhou. This is alright.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 00:50:00 2010 No.4695592 File: 108 KB, 731x735, 1245166541387.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Don't you fret...Madam Reimu I don't feel any pain... A little fall of rain... Can hardly hurt me now...

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 00:50:00 2010 No.4695595 Only if it's a Fiddler on the Roof parody with Reimu, Marisa and Sanae as ZUN's daughters.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 00:59:00 2010 No.4695666 >>4695592 Les Mis on /jp/?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 01:06:00 2010 No.4695705 File: 120 KB, 800x1119, 20100320.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I tell ya' Cellophane Mister Cellophane Shoulda been my name Mister Cellophane 'Cause you can look right through me Walk right by me And never know I'm there!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 01:08:00 2010 No.4695716 >Implying someone isn't on that shit.

>>	/jp/ storyteller Mon Mar 22 01:11:00 2010 No.4695730 File: 93 KB, 424x600, SEERNO.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] No one's dumb like Cirno Freezes Frogs like Cirno In a danmaku match throws bullets like Cirno EYE'M ESPECIALLY GOOD AT REFRIGERATING! My what a gal that Cirno!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 01:14:00 2010 No.4695750 File: 109 KB, 461x523, 1262149556004.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4695730 I shouldn't have liked that as much as I did

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 01:17:00 2010 No.4695767 >>4695730 Nice.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 01:17:00 2010 No.4695771 IIIIIIII am the very model of a modern yamaxanadu...

Anonymous Mon Mar 22 01:20:00 2010 No.4695780
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The most beautiful sound I ever heard:
Marisa, Marisa, Marisa, Marisa . . .
All the beautiful sounds of the world in a single word . .
Marisa, Marisa, Marisa, Marisa . . .
Marisa!
I've just met a girl named Marisa,
And suddenly that name
Will never be the same
To me.
Marisa!
I've just kissed a girl named Marisa,
And suddenly I've found
How wonderful a sound
Can be!
Marisa!
Say it loud and there's music playing,
Say it soft and it's almost like praying.

Marisa,
I'll never stop saying Marisa!

The most beautiful sound I ever heard.
Marisa.

Anonymous Mon Mar 22 01:22:00 2010 No.4695795

A Shrinemaiden is a soaring soul
As free as a crow tengu
Her energetic fist should be ready to resist
A dictatorial word
Her nose should pant and Her lip should curl
Her cheeks should flame and her brow should furl
Her flat chest should heave and her ofuda glow
And her gohei be ever ready for a knock-down blow

/jp/ storyteller Mon Mar 22 01:26:00 2010 No.4695810
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Whenever I see a Youkai, less fortunate than I.
(And let's face it, who isn't, less fortunate than I)
My tender heart, tends to start to bleed.
And when someone needs a makeover, I simply have, to take over.
I know, I know... Exactly, what they need.
And even in your case.
Though it's the hardest case I've yet to face.
Don't worry, I'm determined to, succeed.
Follow my lead, and yes, indeed...
You will be popular! You're gonna be popular!
I'll teach you the proper ze~
When you talk to girls
Little ways to flirt and flounce, oh~!
I'll tell you what hats to wear, how to fix your hair!

Everything that really counts to be popular.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 01:27:00 2010 No.4695826 Best thread in /jp/ right now.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 01:30:00 2010 No.4695843 >>4695795 What's this one from?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 01:31:00 2010 No.4695848 >>4695843 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DyyjCn1ML3k

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 01:32:00 2010 No.4695852 Holy shit songfics are lower than Gaia/a/whatever. This being /jp/'s best thread proves that Gaia > /jp/.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 01:33:00 2010 No.4695860 >>4695852 >Songfics Musicals ain't songfics, son. Parodies ain't songfics either.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 01:34:00 2010 No.4695864 >>4695852 >>4695860 Troll trolling.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 01:42:00 2010 No.4695927 >>4695848 Awesome.

>>	/jp/ storyteller Mon Mar 22 01:51:00 2010 No.4695989 File: 395 KB, 586x723, Try a little keine.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] It's beast. Try a little beast Isn't that Human? Only in full moons it ain't Then again she eats history now and then much tastier than Chen.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 01:53:00 2010 No.4695997 I wouldn't mind reading real songfics on /jp/. I'd make a Perfect Math Class one if I had any writing talent.. although on further reflection, that isn't a requirement.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 01:55:00 2010 No.4696009 >>4695997 Go back to /bun/

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 01:58:00 2010 No.4696026 >>4695989 Nobody's tastier than Chen.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 02:02:00 2010 No.4696042 >>4695989 Oh my god, is that one of the songs from Sweeney Todd? I think this might be my favorite thread ever now

>>	/jp/ storyteller Mon Mar 22 02:06:00 2010 No.4696067 >>4696042 Yep, it is "A little priest".

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 02:16:00 2010 No.4696107 Moar please.

/jp/ storyteller Mon Mar 22 02:33:00 2010 No.4696196
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I bomb some fairies and I see the light
We gotta press some shift, we gotta dodge it right
There ain't no danger we can go to far
We start believing now that we can be who we are

Touhou is the word
They think our games are just a growing pain
Why don't they understand, I love the chests so plain
Their lips are lying Touhou is just for kids
We start to find right now we got to be what we feel

Touhou is the word
Touhou is the word, is the word that you heard
It's got groove it's got meaning
Touhou is the time, is the place is the motion
Touhou is the way we are feeling

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 02:36:00 2010 No.4696204 >>4696196 beautiful

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 02:40:00 2010 No.4696218 Requesting that people name some originals because I am a culturally ignorant moron.

Anonymous Mon Mar 22 02:41:00 2010 No.4696222

Five hundrend twenty five thousand
six hundred BEERS
Five hundrend twenty five thousand
WHISKIES so dear
Five hundrend twenty five thousand
six hundred VODKAS
How do you measure, measure a drunk

In daylight, in sunsets, in midnights,
in layers of scripting, In lolis, in danmaku
in laughter in strife,

In Five hundrend twenty five thousand
six hundred BEERS
How do you measure a year in the life

(chorus)
How about HATS
how about HATS
how about HATS
measure in HATS
seasons of LOLI
seasons of LOLI

Five hundrend twenty five thousand
six hundred BEERS
Five hundrend twenty five thousand
DRESSES to plan
Five hundrend twenty five thousand
six hundred RIBBONS
how do you measure the life of a Youkai
or a loli

In truth that he learned
or in times that he cried
In the Mansions she ransacked
or the way that she DRANK TEA

Its time now to sing out
though the story never ends
lets celebrate remember a year
in the life of LOLIS

/jp/ storyteller Mon Mar 22 02:45:09 2010 No.4696243 [DELETED]

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I got burns, they're multiplyin', and I'm losin' control
Cause the power you're supplyin', it's nucleifyin'

You better shape up, cause you need a gal,
and your eye is set on you
You better shape up, you better understand,
to my heart I must be true
Nothing left, nothing left for me to do

You're the one that I want
(you are the one I want), ooh ooh ooh, honey
The one that I want (you are the one I want),
ooh ooh ooh, honey
The one that I want (you are the one I want),
ooh ooh ooh, honey
The one I need (the one I need),
oh yes indeed (yes indeed)

/jp/ storyteller Mon Mar 22 02:46:00 2010 No.4696251
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I got burns, they're multiplyin', and I'm losin' control
Cause the power you're supplyin', it's nucleifyin'

You better shape up, cause you need a gal,
and your eye is set on me
You better shape up, you better understand,
to my heart I must be true
Nothing left, nothing left for me to do

You're the one that I want
(you are the one I want), ooh ooh ooh, honey
The one that I want (you are the one I want),
ooh ooh ooh, honey
The one that I want (you are the one I want),
ooh ooh ooh, honey
The one I need (the one I need),
oh yes indeed (yes indeed)

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 02:46:00 2010 No.4696252 >>4696222 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x8iTeDl_Wug

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 02:50:00 2010 No.4696277 This tread just keeps getting better.

Anonymous Mon Mar 22 03:00:00 2010 No.4696332

Daddy, can I be a youkai?
One day, girl, but for now, I'm too drunk.
But daddy!
NO MEANS NO and stop sucking my cock you little shit.
By the way, I'm not your daddy
Uh!?
I just, kinda draw a bunch of ribbons
Talking of beer, I have a story for you
Sit back and listen, it's quite an amusing one

Well I took myself to Gensokyo
I could not believe my eyes
the folks were all lolis
not quite old
but not too male
wasn't really looking for love
but they just say that's when it strikes
She had that look of being underage
but that's the type I like
yeah, free world, man
one man's pedobait
yadda
yadda
yadda
Man, she was good...
well she come up to me
said no words, just kind of squawking
and she tried to take my photo
I just had to kiss you darling

/jp/ storyteller Mon Mar 22 03:04:00 2010 No.4696345
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Patchy:
Fanshipper, fanshipper
Make me a match,
Find me a find,
catch me a catch
Fanshipper, fanshipper
Look through your books,
And make me a perfect match

Alice:
Fanshipper, fanshipper
I'll bring the veil,
You bring the groom,
Slender and pale.
Bring me a ring for I'm longing to be,
The envy of all I see.

Sakuya
Alice, oh Alice
Have I made a match for you!
She's handsome, she's bold!
Alright, she's friggin old.
But she's a gap gal, a good catch, true?
True.

I promise you'll be happy,
And even if you're not,
There's more to life than that---
Don't ask me what.

Patchy, I found her.
Won't you be a lucky bride!
She's handsome, she's tall,
She's a level two boss
But she's a nice gal, a good catch, right?
Right.

You heard she is the strongest.
She'll freeze you every night,
That fairy is the dumbest,
Hope you're alright.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 03:05:00 2010 No.4696348 >>4696332 Where is this from?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 03:08:00 2010 No.4696363 >>4696348 You want to know? Really? It's /v/ shit http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NncSTz5V9G4

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 03:10:00 2010 No.4696374 >>4696363 What the hell is this shit?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 03:11:00 2010 No.4696378 >>4696374 >/v/ shit

>>	/jp/ storyteller Mon Mar 22 03:12:00 2010 No.4696386 Hope this thread survives. I'm going to sleep now. Hope you people enjoyed some of these.

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>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 03:19:00 2010 No.4696438 Best musical ever.

Anonymous Mon Mar 22 03:22:00 2010 No.4696460

ZUN danmaku
ZUN danmaku
you!

The most beautiful girl in the mountains
In the shrine of Moriya, she lives in the Land of Gensokyo.
Seven days
seven nights,
I sought it in the mountain.
A rainbow of bright colors showed me the path.
Since I found her! She looked at me with eyes fairy

it was love at first sight!
Yes
The danmaku-rainbow
yes
who showed me the way to happiness.
And after my name, she has never asked me

Only Sanae Kochiya she told me!

Come into my shrinehouse
shrinehouse
you and me in love!
Come into my shrinehouse
shrinehouse
Here you are at home!
Come into my shrinehouse
shrinehouse
she is still so slutty

ZUN danmaku
ZUN danmaku

Come and let us be happy!
ZUN danmaku
ZUN danmaku

never leave me alone!

Campfire
Firewater
Sunset
defense, the wind from the south
and my eyes
they go to the West
where are the fairy herds.
Foreign gaps
strange seas
all I have seen already.
But their small hut in the world was again so beautiful!
Why I am gone? My desire

which always burns the eyes, dark fairy tales

far away in the land of Gensokyo
and after my name
she has never asked me
Only ZUN danmaku
she said to me
ZUN danmaku.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 03:24:00 2010 No.4696478 I recognize only Grease and Gaston in here. My musical powers are low.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 03:30:00 2010 No.4696524 >>4696478 My tastes may just be very fucking weird.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 03:32:00 2010 No.4696539 >>4696478 Ehh? Which one's Grease

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 03:32:00 2010 No.4696543 >>4695548 West Side Story

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 03:35:00 2010 No.4696558 >>4696539 This one's Grease opening song >>4696196 This is "You're the one that I want" >>4696251

Anonymous Mon Mar 22 03:35:00 2010 No.4696562

Juvi you, Juvi, Juvi you, juvidu ...

red white is the shrine maiden,
red white, I am, yes I too, am
red white my girl must be --
just like you
S 'has to give me madam keine,
ex-keine hurt me severely, severely hurt!
'S Did it again, but given --
yes I want something for nothing.
S 'Maderl Court has not yet home
Maderl has no money, has no money.
But I do not give out --
For everything in Gensokyo

Anonymous Mon Mar 22 03:42:00 2010 No.4696633
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We'll meet again, don't know where, don't know when
But I'm sure we'll meet again in Gensokyo
Keep bombing through, just the way you used to do
Till the master spark chases the danmaku far away

Now, won't you please say "Hello" to the baka I know
Tell 'em it won't be long
'cause they'd be happy to know that when you saw me go
I was freezing this frog

We'll meet again, don't know where, don't know when
But I'm sure we'll meet again in Gensokyo

Anonymous Mon Mar 22 03:43:00 2010 No.4696637
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You are the dancing queen
Young and sweet
Only seventeen
Dancing queen
Feel the beat from the tambourine
You can dance
You can jive
Having the time of your life
See that girl
Watch that scene
Diggin' the dancing queen

Anonymous Mon Mar 22 03:49:00 2010 No.4696687
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It won't be easy, you'll think it strange
When I try to explain how I feel
That I still need your love after all that I've done

You won't believe me
All you will see is a girl you once knew
Although she's dressed up to the nines
At sixes and sevens with you

I had to let it happen, I had to change
Couldn't stay all my life down at heel
Looking out of the window, staying out of the sun

So I chose freedom
Running around, trying everything new
But nothing impressed me at all
I never expected it to

Don't cry for me Remilia
The truth is I never left you
All through my wild days
My mad existence
I kept my promise
Don't keep your distance

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 03:52:00 2010 No.4696716 Archive this shit.

Anonymous Mon Mar 22 03:53:00 2010 No.4696721

We're no strangers to shmups
You know the rules and so do I
A full grazing is what I'm thinking of
You wouldn't get this from any other loli
I just clear this damn boss, use a bomb
Gotta make you understand

Never gonna give you up,
Never gonna let you run,
Never gonna fly around and lose to you,
Gonna make you cry,
Never gonna play lunatic
always gonna shoot you and have tea

>>	Anon2007 !StaIqxr34U Mon Mar 22 03:53:00 2010 No.4696724 >>4696633 D'awww cirno

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 03:53:00 2010 No.4696727 >>4696716 All threads are archived. No exceptions.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 03:55:00 2010 No.4696745 >>4696721 This lyrics don't match with the original music. The verse is broken.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 03:56:00 2010 No.4696750 File: 185 KB, 500x707, Suika_grow3.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4696724 *Cinro

Anonymous Mon Mar 22 03:59:00 2010 No.4696764
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I am not a Touhou. People from Gensokyo are Gensokyoans, not Touhous. But what I am is a one hundred percent witch, born and raised in the greatest forest on earth and proud as hell of it, so don’t ever call me a Touhou.

Anonymous Mon Mar 22 03:59:00 2010 No.4696769

I went to the shrine
Just the other week
Saw the Snake lady
Had a talk with Suwako
She said, "Hey brother, if you want a thing that's hip. Do the froghop."

Do the froghop
mmm....
That's the name of this song
Do the froghop
Take a little lesson and you can't go wrong
Do the froghop
mmmmmm...
That's the way we like it
Do the froghop

It's enough to make you wanna leave your cave
It's the kinda sound that you can't leave alone
Enough to make you wanna get a frog goddess of your own
And make her go...

Do the froghop~

The TRUE Bad Apple Anonymous Mon Mar 22 04:05:00 2010 No.4696805

Some people call me a slut maiden
Well I may be used but I still feel tight
Some people call me a slut maiden
But I may be the sweetest maiden in the land

I've got the notion to tell you about my history, people
I've got the notion to tell you about how I came up in the world yeah
Now look...I used to go to school and act a clown and fool
And I used to chase the ladies all around
Gimme some
I used to spend my money and tried acting funny
Until I hit my nose on the ground
Ow!

Some people call me a slut maiden
Well I may be used but I still feel tight
Some people call me a slut maiden
But I may be the sweetest maiden in the land

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 04:07:00 2010 No.4696815 >>4696764 Change forest to village and we're cool.

Anonymous Mon Mar 22 04:10:00 2010 No.4696834

Marisa Tell Em
Ya know the master spark man
Turn my focus on man
Time to hit my graze dat man

Watch me graze dat danmaku
Watch me graze dat danmaku
Watch me graze dat danmaku
Watch me graze dat danmaku
Watch me graze dat
ZUN
Watch me graze dat
ZUN
Watch me graze dat
ZUN
Watch me graze dat
ZUN

Anonymous Mon Mar 22 04:16:00 2010 No.4696867

Y'all gon' make me blow my bomb
up in HERE up in here
Y'all gon' make me go all out
up in here up in here
Y'all gon' make me act a FOOL
up in HERE up in here
Y'all gon' make me lose focus
up in here up in here

If I gotsta bring it to you cowards then it's gonna be quick aight
All your loli up in the mansion before suck my dick
and all them other sluts you run with, get done with, dumb quick
How the fuck you gonna cross the dog with some maid shit? Aight
There go the Z key, nine one one shit
All over some dumb shit, ain't that some shit
Y'all vampires remind me of a strip club, cause everytime
you come around, it's like (what) I just gotta get my dick sucked
And I don't know who the fuck you think you talkin to
but I'm not him, aight Flandre? So watch what you do
Or you gon' find yourself, buried next to someone else
and we all thought you loved yourself
But that couldn't have been the issue, or maybe
they just sayin that, now cause they miss you
Shit a loli tried to diss you
That's why you layin on your back, lookin at the roof of the basement
Marisa tellin the truth and it hurts

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 04:21:00 2010 No.4696890 Whoever's doing the Touhou versions of rap songs, keep 'em coming

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 04:33:00 2010 No.4696946 >>4696890 Watch me graze dat danmaku is pretty old. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XzdmXC5f_J8

Anonymous Mon Mar 22 04:45:00 2010 No.4696994

>>4696946
I knew that one already, and >>4696867 is DMX's party up

also

Come on come on
I see no changes wake up in the morning and I ask myself
is life worth living should I blast myself?
I'm tired of bein' poor & even worse is Patch
my stomach hurts so I'm lookin' for a meal to snatch
ZUN give a damn about a miko
single player, youkai slayer she's a hero
Give faith to the kids, who the hell cares
one less believer on the welfare
First ship 'em bombs & let 'em deal the brothers
give 'em danmaku step back watch 'em kill each other
It's time to fight back that's what Mima said
2 shots in the dark now Mima's dead
I got love for my sister but we can never go nowhere
unless we share with each other
We gotta start makin' changes
learn to see me as a sister instead of 2 distant strangers
and that's how it's supposed to be
How can the Scarlet Devil take a sister if she's close to me?
I'd love to go back to when we played as kids
but Touhou changed, and that's the way it is

Anonymous Mon Mar 22 12:52:00 2010 No.4699372

Reimu, jump on it, jump on it, jump on it...
Kirisame, jump on it, jump on it, jump on it...
Cirno, jump on it, jump on it, jump on it...
Patchouli, jump on it, jump on it, wowowowowowowowowo!!
Dan-maku-maku-maku-maku

I'm Remilia Scarlet, I am the Chief
I got a lot of raps but I'll be real
I never need a lot of blood I like to chill
so I, fly up in my new Seville
My Mansion went down in the hall of fame
Cause I'm the one who spread scarlet mist
Pound for pound, I will never break down
No sir, I don't mess around

Awowowowowowowowowow!! Ho!
Wowowowowowwowowowowowowowowowowow!!

Reimu, jump on it, jump on it, jump on it...
Kirisame, jump on it, jump on it, jump on it...
Cirno, jump on it, jump on it, jump on it...
Patchouli, jump on it, jump on it, wowowowowowowowowo!!
Dan-maku-maku-maku-maku

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Anonymous Mon Mar 22 13:00:52 2010 No.4699519 [DELETED]

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Anonymous Mon Mar 22 13:26:00 2010 No.4700182

If ZUN had a name what would it be?
And would you call it to his face?
If you were faced with him in all his glory
what would you ask if you had just one question?

Yeah, Yeah, ZUN is great
Yeah, Yeah, ZUN is good
Yeah Yeah yeah yeah yeah

What if ZUN was one of us?
Just a slob like one of us
Just a stranger on the bus
Trying to make his way home

If ZUN had a face
What would it look like?
And would you want to see
If seeing meant that you would have to believe
In things like Gansokyo and Reimu and the lolis
and all the Prophets

Yeah Yeah ZUN is great
Yeah Yeah ZUN is good
Yeah Yeah yeah yeah yeah

Over at Remilia's Place /jp/ storyteller Mon Mar 22 13:32:42 2010 No.4700291 [DELETED]

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In the velvet darkness,
of level stage one,
burning bright,
there's a guiding star,
no matter what or who you are.

there's a light (over at Remilia's place)
there's a light (burning in the fireplace)
theres a light, light, in the darkness of everybody's life.

Sakuya
The darkness must go
down with bullets
of night's dreaming
Flow Rumia slow,
let the sun and light come streaming,
into my life
into my life

There's a light...

/jp/ storyteller Mon Mar 22 13:33:00 2010 No.4700297
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In the velvet darkness,
of level stage one,
burning bright,
there's a guiding star,
no matter what or who you are.

there's a light (over at Remilia's place)
there's a light (burning in the fireplace)
theres a light, light, in the darkness of everybody's life.

Sakuya
The darkness must go
down with bullets
of night's dreaming
Flow Rumia slow,
let the sun and light come streaming,
into my life
into my life

There's a light...

Anonymous Mon Mar 22 13:39:00 2010 No.4700325

Sometimes, the world is black.
And tears run from your eyes.
And maybe we'll all get really sick.
And maybe we'll all die.
So...

Let's draw a little girl!
We can make her our best friend.
We can name her Aki or we can name her Reimu!
We can give her a hat, or we can give her a fancy dress
Little girl!

She'll have a happy face, a happy smile, a happy point of view.
If you draw me a little girl, then I'll draw one for you.

So, let's draw a little girl!
We can make her our best friend.
We can name her Akyu or we can name her Marisa!
We can give her wings, or we can give her Christmas lights
Little girl!

Hey!
(Tapdance solo)

She'll have a happy face, a happy smile, a happy point of view.
If you draw me a little girl, then I'll draw one for you.
Little girl! Little girl! Little girl!

BABY FUCK BABY FUCK

Anonymous Mon Mar 22 13:43:00 2010 No.4700341

And the money kept rolling in from every side
Reimu's pretty hands reached out and they reached wide
Now you may feel it should have been a voluntary cause
But that's not the point, my friends
When the money keeps rolling in, you don't ask how
Think of all the people guaranteed a good time now
Reimu's called the hungry to her, opened up the doors
Never been a fund like the Foundation Hakurei Shrine!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 13:46:00 2010 No.4700350 I'm not wearing fancy dress today, No im not wearing fancy dress today Not that you probably care Much about my fancy wear Still none the less i gotta say That im not wearing fancy wear today

LET'S DO THE TIME WARP AGAIN /jp/ storyteller Mon Mar 22 13:50:00 2010 No.4700365
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Brad: Reimu
Marisa: Janet
Frank N. Furter: Remilia Scarlet
Rocky: China
Riff Raff: Sakuya
Magenta: Patchouli
Coumbia: Rumia
Eddie: Cirno
Dr. Everett Scott: Daiyousei
Criminologist: Koakuma

Sakuya:
It's astounding, time is stopping
Knives throw takes its toll
But listen closely, not for very much longer
I've got to keep control

I remember doing the Time Warp
Drinking those moments when
The bullets would hit me and the void would be calling
Let's do the time warp again...
Let's do the time warp again!

It's just a graze to the left
And then you shoot to the right
With your hands on your hips
You bring your knees in tight
But it's the bombing time that really drives you insane,
Let's do the Time Warp again!

Patchy:
It's so dreamy, oh fantasy free me
So you can't hit me, no not at all
In another stage level, with voyeuristic intention
Well-secluded, I see all
With a bit of a card flip
You're there in the time slip
And nothing can ever be the same
You're spaced out on sensation, like you're under sedation
Let's do the Time Warp again!

Anonymous Mon Mar 22 13:59:00 2010 No.4700420

[Marisa]
Summer lovin' had me a blast

[Alice]
Summer lovin' happened so fast

[Marisa]
I met a girl crazy for me

[Alice]
Met a girl cute as can be

[Both]
Summer days driftin' away, to uh-oh those summer nights

[Everyone]
Uh Well-a well-a well-a huh

[Scarlet Devil Mansion]
Tell me more, tell me more

[Reimu]
Did you get very far?

[Shanghai]
Tell me more, tell me more

[Reimu]
Like does she have donations?

[Scarlet Devil Mansion]
Uh-huh uh-huh uh-huh uh-huh

[Marisa]
She flew by me, she got a cramp

[Alice]
She flew by me, got my dress damp

[Marisa]
I saved her life, she nearly crashed

[Alice]
She showed off, bombing around

[Both]
Summer sun, something's begun, but uh-oh those summer nights

Sweet vampire /jp/ storyteller Mon Mar 22 14:08:00 2010 No.4700475
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How d'you do, I
See you've met my
Faithful killer maid.
She's just a little brought down
Because when you knocked
She thought you were the candy man.
Don't get strung out by the way I look.
Don't judge a book by its cover.
I'm not much of a bat by the light of day
But by night I'm one hell of a lover.
I'm just a sweet vampire
From Gensokyo's, Scarlet empire.
Let me show you around
Maybe play you a sound.
You appear to be both somewhat blue.
Or if you want something visual
That's not too abysmal,
We could take in a touhou 98 gay-moo.

Reimu:
I'm glad we caught you at home,
Could we use your phone?
We're both in a bit of a hurry.

Marisa:
Right.

Reimu:
We'll just say where we be,
Then get right out from here.
We don't want to be any worry.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 14:09:00 2010 No.4700481 Best thread in /jp/ since ever.

>>	eek !SYLPH2qXy2 Mon Mar 22 14:09:00 2010 No.4700486 "Touhou on Ice"

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 14:13:00 2010 No.4700505 >>4700365 Glorious! >>4700486 OH GOD YES. MAKE IT HAPPEN.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 14:15:00 2010 No.4700521 >>4700486 >>4700505 It's probably entirely doable in MMD. Just needs a lot of effort.

Anonymous Mon Mar 22 14:19:00 2010 No.4700555

>>4700521
I'm sure /jp/ could pull it off.
All we need is a /jp/sie who owns/can afford an ice rink to practice. Then we all dress up as touhous and dance around on ice throwing streamers at each other, and everybody is happy, and peace is found amongst the posters of /jp/.
I can dream! ;_;

Anonymous Mon Mar 22 14:19:00 2010 No.4700558

What would Reimu Hakurei do
If she was here right now,
She'd make a plan
And she'd follow through,
That's what Reimu Hakurei'd do.

When Reimu Hakurei was in the olympics,
Skating for the gold,
She did two sow cows and a triple lutz,
While wearing a blind fold.

When Reimu Hakurei was in the alps,
Fighting grizzly bears,
She used her magical fire breath,
And saved the maidens fair.

So what would Reimu Hakurei do
If she were here today,
I'm sure she'd kick an ass or two,
That's what Reimu Hakurei'd do.

That's what Reimu Hakurei'd do.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 14:21:00 2010 No.4700571 >>4700555 Uh, I meant something like this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G_NjWaJ0G5U Easier than your suggestion too, I'm sure.

Anonymous Mon Mar 22 14:21:00 2010 No.4700576

She was just a rookie black witch and she surely shook with fright.
She gathered up her spellcards and she hugged her broomstick tight
She sat and waited warmly while those awful Touhous roared:
"You ain't gonna graze no more!"

Chorus:
Gory, gory, what a hell of way to die.
Gory, gory, what a hell of way to die.
Gory, gory, what a hell of way to die.
She ain't gonna graze no more

"Is everybody ready?" cried the fairy flying up.
Our hero feebly answered "Yes", but she was out of luck
She tried to dodge the icy blast, but the focus button stuck
And she ain't gonna graze no more

Chorus

She reached for her Hakkero, maybe it was not too late
She thought she'd try to bomb, but then she met her awful fate.
It seems that colored bullet flew at just too fast a gait
And she ain't gonna graze no more

Chorus

The bullet hit her in the chest, she was blinded by the bloom
The gusty wind stole her hat as she fell off of her broom
Her pretty dress became her shroud, she hurtled to her doom
And she ain't gonna graze no more

Chorus

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 14:22:00 2010 No.4700580 I want to see Touhou the ballet. The music scored by Tchaikovsky and performed by the Marinsky theater.

Anonymous Mon Mar 22 14:22:00 2010 No.4700582

>>4700576
The days she lived and loved and laughed kept running through her mind.
She thought about the girls back home, the ones she left behind.
The librarian, the puppeteer, for all of them she pined
And she ain't gonna graze no more

Chorus

The Lunarians were on the spot, the rabbits running wild.
The good doctor chuckled softly, then rolled up her sleeves and smiled.
For it had been a week or more since last a card been failed
And she ain't gonna graze no more

Chorus

She hit the ground, the sound was "Splat," her blood went spurting high.
A shrine maiden was heard to say, "A helluva way to die."
She lay there rolling 'round in the welter of her gore
And she ain't gonna graze no more

Chorus

There was blood upon the frills and there were brains upon the lace
No longer could you recognize her once kawaii face
And now there's no continues left to save her from disgrace
And she ain't gonna graze no more!

Eye'm no baka /jp/ storyteller Mon Mar 22 14:23:00 2010 No.4700589
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(Freezer opens, Cirno comes out in a motorcycle)

Rumia: CIRNO!

Cirno:
Whatever happened to the fairy of ice,
She was the strongest and she was real nice!
It don't seem the same since Remilia
Came into my life, Eye thought eye was divine.
I used to go for a ride with a chick who'd go,
And eat some tasty humans while the moonlight glow;
A violin was screeching on a Prismriver show.
You climbed in the back seat, you really had a good time.
Eye'm no baka, freeze some frogs, I really love that rock `n roll.
(repeat three more times)

(Sax solo)

My head used to swim from the frogsies I froze.
Everytime eye saw her my temperature rose.
I'd taste her baby pink lipstick and that's when I'd melt
And she'd whisper in my ear tonight she really was mine.
Get back in front, put some ribbons on
Group Iosys was singing his very last song.
With your arms around your girl you'd try to sing along.
It felt pretty good. Woo You really had a good time.
Eye'm no baka, freeze some frogs, I really love that rock `n roll.
(repeat three more times)

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 14:25:00 2010 No.4700601 >>4700580 I misread that as touhou shoot the ballet

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 14:26:00 2010 No.4700607 >>4700589 >>4700475 >>4700365 >>4700297 Awesome.

Anonymous Mon Mar 22 14:26:00 2010 No.4700608
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Midnight, not a sound on the pavement, has the moon lost her memory? She is smiling alone.

In the lamplight, the withered leaves collect at my feet.

As the wind
begins to moan.

Mem'ry, all alone in the moonlight, I can smile on the old days, I was beautiful then.

I remember the time I knew what happiness was.

Let the mem'ry
live again.

Ev'ry street light seems to beat
a fatalistic warning

Someone mutters, in the street's damp gutters
And soon
It will
be
morning

Daylight...
I must wait for the sunrise
I must look for a new life
and I mustn't give in.
When the dawn comes, tonight will be a memory, too
and a new day
will begin

(bridge)

Burnt out ends
of smokey days
the stale cold smell of morning
a streetlamp dies
another night is over
another day is dawning...

TOUCH ME
it's so easy to leave me
all alone with my mem'ry...
of my days in the sun

..if you touch me you'll understand what happiness is
look, a new day
has begun

Anonymous Mon Mar 22 14:31:00 2010 No.4700633

(uhh)
(uhh)
Uhh, I like your danmaku, but I'm not gay (not gay)
I like your danmaku, but I'm not gay
I like your danmaku, but I'm not gay (gay hat)
I like your danmaku, but I'm not gay (ribbon gay)
I like your danmaku, but I'm not gay, not gay
I like your danmaku, but I'm not gay, not gay
I like your danmaku, but I'm not gay, not gay
I like your danmaku, but I'm not gay, not gay (yukkuri sex)
Silly hats
crowsluts
Letty's hitbox
Soft Youmu
Little fairies
Mystia meat
jealous whore
Padding Cups

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 14:31:00 2010 No.4700635 >>4700589 This is seriously so good.

>>	Texty !EfVwyVp5SE Mon Mar 22 14:34:00 2010 No.4700659 File: 401 KB, 1024x3154, gogotouhourangers.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

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>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 15:24:00 2010 No.4701090 bamp for great thread.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 16:02:00 2010 No.4701391 >>4701090 How about actually contributing? You're on the same level as the Kimmo spam.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 16:35:00 2010 No.4701672 Nice work, everyone. One of the best threads I've seen on /jp/ for a while.

Yodel Eedle Idle Oo /jp/ storyteller Mon Mar 22 17:31:00 2010 No.4702369
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There are crooks here in Gensokyo
Who have claimed to be the best,
And think they wrote the book on how to rustle.
Well, as good as they may be,
Not a one's as good as me,
An' I barely have to move a single muscle!
They call me mean, girls-
Depraved and nasty too.
And they ain't seen, girls,
The cruelest thing I do:

You see, I yodel-adle-eedle-idle-odle!
The sweetest way of rustlin' yet devised!
'Cause when I yodel-adle-eedle-idle-odle!
Why, looky how youkai git hypnotized!

She don't prod, she don't yell,
Still she drives them bitches well,
Which is easy when you the violin know to play!

Yes, if yer lookin' from a lovin' point of view,
I sure can yodel-adle-eedle-idle
Yodel-adle-eedle-idle
Yodel-adle-eedle-idle-oo!

Here we go, sis!
Lots of youkai girls in the side pocket!

[Yodeling]

Yes, I can yodel-adle-eedle-odle
A sound them women truly take to heart!
Yeah, I can yodel-adle-eedle-idle-odle!
An' smack my sister merlin if that ain't art!

She don't rope-
Not a chance!
She just puts 'em in a trance!
She's a pioneer Pied Piper complete with funny hat!

Yep! I'm the real rip-roarin' deal to those I woo!
Thanks to my yodel-adle-eedle-idle
Dodle-adle-eedle-idle
I got the cattle out the ol' wazoo!
'Cause I can yodel-adle-eedle-idle-oo!

>>	Shikieiki !!KvMSlptKvlj Mon Mar 22 17:32:00 2010 No.4702387 File: 58 KB, 619x714, 3631e6162a08524766c573e16914bd92.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Cirno not invited

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 17:39:00 2010 No.4702503 FIGHTAN SPAM, NOT LETTING THIS THREAD DIE.

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If this were a rich shrine /jp/ storyteller Mon Mar 22 17:47:43 2010 No.4702616 [DELETED]

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"Dear God, you made many, many poor people.
I realize, of course, that it's no shame to be poor.
But it's no great honor either!
So, what would have been so terrible if I had a small fortune?"

If this were a rich shrine,
Ya ha deedle deedle, bubba bubba deedle deedle dum.
All day long I'd biddy biddy bum.
If this were a rich shrine.
I wouldn't have to fight hard.
Ya ha deedle deedle, bubba bubba deedle deedle dum.
If this were a biddy biddy rich,
Yidle-diddle-didle-didle shrine.

This would be a big tall shrine with rooms by the dozen,
Right in the middle of the town.
A fine tin roof with real wooden floors below.
There would be one big donation box all filled up,
And one even bigger next to town,
And one more right in nowhere, just for show.

I'd fill my boards with real food like turkey and geese and ducks
For the town to see and smell.
Gorging just as noisily as I can.
The sound of the parties all filled with drunks
Would land like a trumpet on the ear,
As if to say "This is a wealthy shrine."

If this were a rich shrine,
Ya ha deedle deedle, bubba bubba deedle deedle dum.
All day long I'd biddy biddy bum.
If this were a rich shrine.
I wouldn't have to work hard.
Ya ha deedle deedle, bubba bubba deedle deedle dum.
If I were a biddy biddy rich,
Yidle-diddle-didle-didle man.

I see my wife, Marisa, looking like a rich girl's wife
With some proper sexy clothes.
Supervising meals to her heart's delight.
I see her putting on airs and strutting like a peacock.
Oy, what a happy mood she's in.
Stealing from the servants, day and night.

The most important gods in town would come to fawn on me!
They would ask me to advise them,
Like a Solomon the Wise.
"If you please, miko Reimu..."
"Pardon me, miko Reimu..."
Posing problems that would cross a youkai's eyes!

And it won't make one bit of difference if i answer right or wrong.
When you're rich, they think you really know!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 17:52:00 2010 No.4702703 >>4702369 Oh god, that movie sucked.

>>	/jp/ storyteller Mon Mar 22 17:56:00 2010 No.4702769 >>4702703 Indeed it did.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 18:06:00 2010 No.4702984 Bump so this doesn't die.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 18:45:00 2010 No.4703651 saving /jp/ related thread from spam

Anonymous Mon Mar 22 19:38:00 2010 No.4704186

Nuclear babe Utsuho
With the hair the colour of Ravens
And the wings of them too!
Watch her!
Fly across the sky
with a glint in her eye!

Nuclear babe Utsuho
Blow, blow, blow
With the power of the sun in her hand
My isn't that girl grand?

Did she end world war two?
Did she bring the world to it's knees?
Did she level Chernobyl?
Did she cause a scare?

Hell yeah, that girl
That nuclear girl
Burn a hole in the atmosphere
But her heart is good
So do not fear!

This was completely original so it's also the shittiest one in the thread....

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 19:56:00 2010 No.4704363 bump

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 19:58:00 2010 No.4704383 >>4704363 IF YOU'RE GOING TO FUCKING JUST SAY BUMP AT LEAST POST BUMP-CHAN FUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!!!!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 19:59:00 2010 No.4704396 File: 106 KB, 500x500, threadnecromancy.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4704383 ?

Anonymous Mon Mar 22 20:18:00 2010 No.4704570
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[Yuyuko]
Feed me! Feed me! Feed me!
Feed me, Youmu
Feed me all night long
That's right, girl
You can do it
Feed me, Youmu
Feed me 'till I'm full
'Cause if you feed me, Youmu
I'll be more powerful

Would you like a sharp new blade?
Sharper than the knives of that dog-maid?
Complete with a sheath made of nice suede?
You gonna git it.

Would you like to be a big wheel,
Dinin' out for every meal?
I'm the ghost that can make it all real
You gonna git it

I'm your master, I'm your friend
But I'll be your slave
Take a chance, just feed me and
You know the kinda eats,
The kinda red hot treats
The kinda sticky licky sweets
I crave

Come on, Youmu, don't be a putz
Trust me and your life will rival Kaguya's
Show a little 'nitiative, work up the guts
And you'll git it

[Youmu]
I don't know. I don't know
I have so, so many strong reservations
Should I go and perform mutilations?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 20:34:00 2010 No.4704723 This thread made my day.

If this were a rich shrine /jp/ storyteller Mon Mar 22 20:48:48 2010 No.4704864 [DELETED]

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"Dear God, you made many, many poor people.
I realize, of course, that it's no shame to be poor.
But it's no great honor either!
So, what would have been so terrible if I had a small fortune?"

If this were a rich shrine,
Ya ha deedle deedle, bubba bubba deedle deedle dum.
All day long I'd biddy biddy bum.
If this were a rich shrine.
I wouldn't have to fight hard.
Ya ha deedle deedle, bubba bubba deedle deedle dum.
If this were a biddy biddy rich,
Yidle-diddle-didle-didle shrine.

This would be a big tall shrine with rooms by the dozen,
Right in the middle of the town.
A fine tin roof with real wooden floors below.
There would be one big donation box all filled up,
And one even bigger next to town,
And one more right in nowhere, just for show.

I'd fill my boards with real food like turkey and geese and ducks
For the town to see and smell.
Gorging just as noisily as I can.
The sound of the parties all filled with drunks
Would land like a trumpet on the ear,
As if to say "This is a wealthy shrine."

If this were a rich shrine,
Ya ha deedle deedle, bubba bubba deedle deedle dum.
All day long I'd biddy biddy bum.
If this were a rich shrine.
I wouldn't have to work hard.
Ya ha deedle deedle, bubba bubba deedle deedle dum.
If I were a biddy biddy rich,
Yidle-diddle-didle-didle man.

I see my wife, Marisa, looking like a rich girl's wife
With some proper sexy clothes.
Supervising meals to her heart's delight.
I see her putting on airs and strutting like a peacock.
Oy, what a happy mood she's in.
Stealing from the servants, day and night.

The most important gods in town would come to fawn on me!
They would ask me to advise them,
Like a Solomon the Wise.
"If you please, miko Reimu..."
"Pardon me, miko Reimu..."
Posing problems that would cross a youkai's eyes!

And it won't make one bit of difference if i answer right or wrong.
When you're rich, they think you really know!

>>	/jp/ storyteller Mon Mar 22 20:49:00 2010 No.4704870 >>4704864 By some unknown reason, this got deleted, so I'm posting it again.

>>	Marisa Kirisame !MARiSADA4A Mon Mar 22 20:52:00 2010 No.4704884 File: 607 KB, 1137x743, 20081208_touhou.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4704870 >>4704864 Excellent.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 21:00:00 2010 No.4704935 >>4695462 In which Yorihime loses her voice on-stage

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 21:19:48 2010 No.4705020 I've got to say, this was a really great thread, and I want to thank anyone who contributed for making this. You made my day, /jp/

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 21:40:00 2010 No.4705160 >>4702369 What the hell is this from?

>>	Koishi !KOmEIJifm6 Mon Mar 22 21:48:05 2010 No.4705235 File: 196 KB, 850x850, sample-0f850cacd4e5afb4ad4b4891d8dd6f5c.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] This is the best idea ever. Just wanted to say that.

>>	/jp/ storyteller Mon Mar 22 23:22:00 2010 No.4706025 >>4705160 Home on the Range.

Anonymous Tue Mar 23 06:23:00 2010 No.4708790

Do you realize that in addition to fluoridating magic, why, there are studies underway to fluoridate mushrooms, dolls, sake, soup, rabbits, beer, ice fairies? Ice fairies, Yuyuko? Childlike ice fairies!...You know when fluoridation began?...1946. 1946, Yuyuko. How does that coincide with your post-death human conspiracy, huh? It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious danmaku without the knowledge of the individual, and certainly without any choice. That's the way your hard-core miko works. I first became aware of it, Yuyuko, during the physical act of love...Yes, a profound sense of fatigue, a feeling of emptiness followed. Luckily I-I was able to interpret these feelings correctly. Loss of danmaku. I can assure you it has not recurred, Yuyuko. Women, er, women sense my gaps, and they seek the life danmaku. I do not avoid women, Yuyuko...but I do deny them my danmaku.

Anonymous Tue Mar 23 06:27:00 2010 No.4708812
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Your miko has no regard for human life, not even of her own. For this reason girls, I want to impress upon you the need for extreme watchfulness. The enemy may come individually, or in strength. She may even appear in the form of our own maids. But however we must stop him. We must not allow him to gain entrance to this mansion. Now, I'm going to give you THREE SIMPLE rules: First, trust NO one, whatever her uniform or rank, unless she is known to you personally; Second, anyone or anything that approaches within 200 yards of the gate is to be FIRED UPON; Third, if in doubt, shoot first then ask questions later. I would sooner accept a few casualties through accidents rather losing the entire mansion and its personnel through carelessness. Any variation of these rules must come from me personally. Any variation on these rules must come from me personally. Now, girls, in conclusion, I would like to say that, in the two years it has been my privilege to be your head maid, I have always expected the best from you, and you have never given me anything less than that. Today, the lady is counting on us. We're not going to let her down. Good luck to you all.

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