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46954442 No.46954442 [Reply] [Original]

You fuckers better not let this one die too.

>> No.46954474

>>46954442
Eirin can't keep threads alive anymore... Old woman should retire, shouldn't she?

>> No.46954602
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Help me Eirin!!!

>> No.46954603

>>46954442
It will die

>> No.46954629
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>>46954603
And it will be rise from the ashes, just like Eirin! Again and again! No archive can contain her.

>> No.46954689

>>46954629
Cycling for eternity.

>> No.46955621

>>46954629
And yet it will never reach the thread limit.

This >>46954689 cycle only proves Eirin unpopularity and inferiority compere to other 2hus

>> No.46955679

>>46955621
Thank you for posting though, your post helps perpetuate this thread~

>> No.46956014

what would you anons do if you met her irl though

>> No.46956062

Submit

>> No.46956152

>>46956014
Probably mind my own business. I literally have nothing I could talk about with her, other then gush about how great Kaguya is but that will definitely get her creep out and me assassinated in the future.

So keep my head down, avoid eye contact, look at my phone and listen to music.

>> No.46956203

>>46956152
Tell her you’d gladly be experimented on

>> No.46956350

>>46956203
I don't wanna

>> No.46956360

>>46956203
you don't tell her that, you have to be the right mixture or dumb and pliable and then you have to get injured enough for her to have ample time for said experiments

>> No.46956452

>>46956360
Just say the most degenerate stuff ever and she’ll want to experiment on your brain.

>> No.46956723

>>46954442
Eirin! Eirin! I dont like you Eirin!!!

>> No.46957536

Dead thread

>> No.46957567

>>46954442
Her crimes can't stay hidden forever

>> No.46958063

>>46956452
‘Eirin, I hope that in my l next life I’ll be reincarnated as a sweat droplet between your cleavage having the fortune of dropping all the way down to your urethra’

>> No.46959249
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>>46956014
Ask her for sex

>> No.46961078

>>46954442
Can I get some butterfly pills?

>> No.46961110

>>46961078
what do you even want to dream of, anon?

>> No.46961132

>>46961078
Go away, Alice

>> No.46961143

>>46961110
Nothing in particular, I just aliced a little too hard and I think I need some help.

>> No.46961205

>>46961143
There seems to be an epidemic going on, I hope Eirin can solve it. But I don't think butterfly pills will help.

>> No.46961380

>>46961143
>I just aliced a little too hard
You need to be more moderate with your aliceing anon, otherwise you will damage your health.

>> No.46961469

>>46961380
I will try, but is there any remedy?

>> No.46963914

>>46961469
yes, the remedy is kaguya

>> No.46964244

>>46963914
I'll stick with the aliceing, thank you very much.

>> No.46969487

>>46954602
This is not an effective means of treating your patients!!!
>>46956723
Fuck off Yukari

>> No.46969507

>>46963914
Gross, no thank you.

>> No.46970788

>>46963914
I dont get it, what's that supposed to mean?

>> No.46970805

>>46963914
Kaguya might very well be the single worst choice you can pick, you may as well alice because less harm comes from that.

>> No.46971105

>>46963914
How is kaguya administered?

>> No.46971240

>>46971105
hug the guya

>> No.46971298 [SPOILER] 
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>>46963914
>>46971240
Your daily dose, sir.

>> No.46971687

>>46971240
That's a little too much, is there any alternative?

>> No.46972031

>>46971687
hug eirin instead

>> No.46972189

>>46972031
How is that supposed to cure the aliceing?

>> No.46972219

>>46972189
She'll apply her universal solution.

>> No.46972287

>>46972219
what would that be?

>> No.46972417
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>>46972287
She'll break your spine.
Murder solves all her problems, after all.

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>>46972417
Make it my pelvis and we have a deal

>> No.46972500

>>46972417
Is aliceing incurable?

>> No.46972536

>>46954602
This guy only knows how to draw that one body type.

>> No.46972605
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>>46972496
That's Reisen's universal cure. Eirin has her own methods.
>>46972500
Nah, there's like, a dozen cures.
But those are expensive and Eirin isn't running a charity here; she needs the money to pay for more gifts for the princess, whose smile is truly priceless.

>> No.46974329

>>46972605
How much do the butterfly pills cost?

>> No.46979153

>>46972605
I LOVE KAGUYA UUUOOOOOHHHHHHHHHH

KAGUYA IS PERFECT I WANT TO WITNESS HER SMILE

>> No.46985478
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>>46974329
If Alice can afford them off her shitty puppet show wage, they must be pretty cheap.

>> No.46990825
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Do you think Eirin has considered using Yamamae to create biological weapons?

>> No.46991526
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>> No.46991677
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>>46979153
>I WANT TO WITNESS HER SMILE

>> No.46991721

>>46990825
Does Eirin know of Yamame's existence?

>> No.46996178

Why is the doc so hot and beautiful?

>> No.46996236
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>>46990825
>>46991721
I want to see these two interact in canon. Or at least for someone to make a fangame where Eirin has to fight off Yamame.
>>46996178
Superior Lunarian Genes.

>> No.47001071

>>46991677
Now I can die a happy man...

>> No.47001384

>>46954442
How is her electoral campaign going?

>> No.47006258

EIRIN! EIRIN!

>> No.47006616
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The P-cup stands for
"Planet-destroying"

>> No.47006645
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>>46996178
No impurity.

>> No.47006672

>>47001384
Who is she running against?

>> No.47006743

>>47006672
Yukari

>> No.47006746
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>>47006672

>> No.47006914

>>47006743
What are their platforms?

>> No.47007013

>>47006914
Eirin runs on legalizing drugs and stronger border security and Yukari wants open borders and a war with the Moon.

>> No.47007063

>>47006914
Legalized hag rape.

>> No.47009517

>>47007013
>stronger border security
Mr. Yagokoro, how come you want to strengthen border security when you yourself are here because of said loose borders? Isn't that hypocritical?

>> No.47009737

>>47007063
They have the same stance on that.

>> No.47009806

>>47009737
No, they don't. Eirin wants it to be safe, legal and rare, Yukari wants it to be safe, legal and common

>> No.47009831
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>>47009737
Welcome to democracy, pal. You can choose whatever leader you want, as long as it involves rape by hag.

>> No.47009935
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47009935

Lol at all the Kaguya hate. Eirin practically worships her and gave up all that she built on the moon just to be with her and even murdered moonies for her. If the good doctor likes someone, then I like that someone too because I trust her judgement. And even if this is all ironic, Eirin still wouldn't appreciate it...

>> No.47010003

>>47009517
It's not that Eirin hates immigrants, she just understands that Gensokyo can only withstand a limited number of them, 3 to be precise, before it's demograohics change drastically.

>> No.47010017

>>47010003
What about all the Outsiders that come in such as the Moriya, that Tanuki or random humans that integrate into the village? That's way more then three

>> No.47010030

>>47010017
They're getting deported.

>> No.47010184

>>47009831
>rape by hag
Kaguya is super old too so I want her to be the one that does the deed

>> No.47010207

>>47010184
So are Aya, Eiki, Komachi... come to think of it, Gensokyo is a bit of a hagocracy.

>> No.47010216
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>>47010184
Hagness is not determined by a number, anon.

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>>47010184
If we go simply by numbers almost everyone is a hag. But Kaguya cannot compete among THE hags when it comes to their hag beauty and overall lovely hagness.

>> No.47016306
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Behold! A hag!

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My local apothecary can't be this erotic!

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