NEET Thread

[Anonymous No.]

Remember to take it easy.

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United Statian wagies have a holiday weekend so expect some trolling

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>United Statian wagies have a holiday weekend so expect some trolling

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I need income, anyone have any suggestions?

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>>46936228
get a job

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>>46936228
>The recent extension of the franchise to women had rendered the Yoshiwara the most formidable of the political organizations, while the physique of the nation had been seriously impaired by the results of a law which, by assuring them in case of injury or illness of a life-long competence of idleness which they could never have obtained otherwise by the most laborious toil, encouraged all workers to be utterly careless of their health. The training of servants indeed at this time consisted solely of careful practical instruction in the art of falling down stairs; and the richest man in the country was an ex-butler who, by breaking his leg on no less than thirty-eight occasions, had acquired a pension which put that of a field-marshal altogether into the shade.

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>>46936313
The only NEET in that image is Flandre, yes even being a thief is a career path.

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>>46936312
How about you go fuck yourself

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Reminder:
You won't get away with being a NEET forever, /jp/.

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>>46936372
I just need to get away with it until the day I die.

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>>46936366
with that negative behavior you'll never get a job

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>>46936372
I'm probably end up homeless living in da streets and jump under a 18 wheeler when I can't take it anymore but lol who cares, I'll cross that bridge when I come to it.

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>>46936372
Same as this Anon >>46936426
Wish me luck, Marisa. Please...

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neetbux just clicked. feeling comfy, sup niggas.

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>>46936372
so true.. gonna wipe my tears with my money rn

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Just pranked my wagie roommate. lol

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>>46937142
based

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so I know that here we're just pretending to be silly/retarded/nonchalant because of our circumstances and sufferings. but deep down we're all very serious and dignified individuals even if we happen to be down on our luck, right. like everyone here is basically a transcendental mystic compared to the stupid hylic normies. but we just pretend we aren't. i respect that attitude. i respect you guys even if you're on the brink of becoming homeles. actually the worse your circumstances and the more you suffer the more virtuous you are. because it means that you are more disconnected from the world of man and society and that's a good thing because that world is oppressive and evil. so you're actually some of the most virtuous perhaps even holy persons around

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>>46937729
calm down nigger lips. half of this thread is tiktokers anyways. the neets from before hardly frequent here they're jerking off to rori butts and talking about anime on another site.

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>>46937970
what site

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>>46936372
going 20 years strong

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I worked yesterday.
It was very stressful and I kept thinking about how nice it'd be to get murdered by Youmu right then and there.

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>>46940647
Working? Are you fucking stupid?

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>>46937729
me when I have a meltdown

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>>46937970
>calm down nigger lips
kek this is sending me

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>>46940647
Same, was clocking into my security job. Shoved a hot pocket down my throat and booted up some blacked porn in the last few hours of my shift. Hate working so much.

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damn nigga. i feel like im in a video game and i beat all the missions so now Im just running around in sandbox mode to fuck around and do stunts

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>got my friends overwatch account chat banned

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>>46942662
anon is really a case study, he has insane pull over city slickers simply because he's goated and socially apt enough to handle them, they follow him like a blinding light to a moth

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>>46942664
why are you playing shit then

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from now on everyone must address each other as nigga

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>>46944482
shut up nigger.

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>>46944482
Okay faggot

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>>46944500
>>46944505
your best nigga song nigga?
https://www.youtube.com/live/=lbcMZJP_H1o

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>>46944500
>>46944505
your best nigga song nigga?
https://www.youtube.com/live/lbcMZJP_H1o

[Anonymous No.]

>>46944482
goofy ass nigga
>>46944500
shut up goofy
>>46944505
shut up nigger lips

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>>46944566
nigga post ur best nigga song right now nigga

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>>46944578
https://youtu.be/gr4Q5OXdQIs

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>>46944590
AYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE I ALREADY POSTED THAT NIGGA

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>>46944598
i didn't realize

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw working internet helpdesk from home
Escalated
Escalated
Escalated
*rips vape*
Escalated
Escalated
*goons*
Escalated
Escalated
Escalated
*rips vape*
Escalated
Escalated
*plays game on emulator*

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the alcoholic wagie guy next door got kicked out of his house and he's drinking from an ice chest on his porch.
honestly based, wagie life be bussin.

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>>46944719
b-b-b-based. Even better if you do it while on the crapper so you literally get paid for shitting.

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>>46944728
why are you talking like a nigger

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>>46944744
I'm in the beginning 40s, living in Switzerland and into ballbusting and slavery since school. Meanwhile I'm impotent and sterile due to the really brutal punishment my worthless balls got over the past 25 years. Furthermore I am really into cuckolding and would love to serve a mistress/hotwife. I am also bi and love to suck cocks and swallow other men's cum. So, I'm also willing to serve a dominate couple. But please keep in mind, that my balls need to be punished in any brutal way until they will be removed! I would love to get castrated one day and serve my Mistress or dominate couple as an eunuch.

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>tfw me and my nigga neets all have jobs

[Anonymous No.]

midnight drinking coffee playing gmod
life is good

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>>46944771
>gmod
naw roblox is where its at now

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>>46944752
t. Melonpan

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no school today or something what is this algorithm baby food all over the site today. it is way worse than usual please make it stop

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>>46944798
>Melonpan
I wonder what happen to that nigga, I heard he got doxxed and fired from his comfy swiss fintech job

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>>46944808
rest in piece to that nigger

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>>46944771
>gmod school shooter simulator
comfiest shit ever

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>>46944849
take that to your discord hole and see if it stirs anything up there/gets some chuckles, faggot.

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>>46944808
his wife left him

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>>46944871
sounds like someone sharted his diaper

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anyone here with childhood friends that got stolen away for you when you grew up?

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>>46944965
yes me, it happened to me like something out of an NTR doujin. im white and a bbc black chad stole my childhood friend.

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>>46944969
god that sounds hot...i mean what the FUCK

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>>46944973
bro from ohio

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>>46944969
hey just be happy for her
she was the happiness girl in the world for a moment with that guy
don't be too concerned with your own happiness - it doesn't matter

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>>46945082
fax tho

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>>46944965
No but there was a girl who probably felt that way about me.

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>>46945110
she got blacked, let her go dude.

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>>46945110
you got BLACKED? wtfffff....

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>>46936372
You're right, it'll be a full time work to clean that €400k house alone once my parents are dead.

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>>46937996
wizchan

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>>46945222
ah wizchan, mods from there are king simps.

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kek I remember when my buddy met some dude from wizchan irl. he was like some 400lb obese nigger who played half life all day.

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>>46945246
i bet his childhood friend got stolen and that caused him to be mindbroken....

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>>46945380
probably

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everywhere i go i need pharmaceuticals

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damn.. im going to some random ass third world country in a week. hope they have ketamine like that last one, that shit was lit.

[Anonymous No.]

Wow, the NEET thread is active compared to other days. What gives?

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>>46945422
discord raid psyop from zoomers. they think theyre slick with pulling off this raid. heh, not slick enough. back in my day I used to post bbc all day on r9k, these faggots suck.

nah just kidding, niggers be shitposting i guess?

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>>46936372
I get autismbux for autism

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y'see if 'im a racist then why would I be a fan of ngubu? simple fax love.

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me irl

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>>46945926
2010 wasn't 30 years ago retard.

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>>46946096
umm thats not how maf works

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neetbros why does every manga author write stories about childhood friends getting blackmail ntr'd...

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>>46946511
japs are just cucks by nature, would explain why their fertility rates are negative

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>>46946602
>im getting turned into a cuck
nyo...

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>>46946511
you give: sauce
you receive: my answer

[Anonymous No.]

im gonna be the next hokage

road to GM pharah here I come, subscribe to my blog for more news

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>>46950023
>subscribe to my blog
Link the RSS feed then.

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>>46950053
https://github.com/ilyMirrorrs/weebware

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>>46945119
>>46945201
Mutt's law

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>>46950953
sneeds law

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had a wild night

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gf is so cute when she's drunk

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bwos someone is posting scat on a vg bread I visit alot...

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post some scat back at them

[Anonymous No.]

How do I become a NEET? I'm a 20 something year old Asian woman studying medicine, but I want to go NEET mode now.

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>>46944965
I still have mine, luckily. He's not interested in women, I call him my brother and he calls me his sister.

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>>46952815

Simply put, I am miserable. I am a high achiever with high enough grades to graduate with honors, however, I just feel like comitting to this work is hurting me. This path isn't bringing me the fullfillment and enjoyment I used to get. I have no friends. My family does not respect me. I have nothing, not even a sense of self.

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>>46952825
bro I read that plot in a doujin before, the right when your childhood friend is about to confess to you, they get blackmail'd into having a ntr relationship behind your back....

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>>46952846
I'm going to rearrange his organs before that happens. And castrate him so he loses interest in that shit completely.

[Anonymous No.]

total neet life

[Anonymous No.]

C-could it be?!

[Anonymous No.]

i saw that

[Anonymous No.]

>>46952838
If you are close to graduating then might as well persevere until then.

[Anonymous No.]

please remember that your parents love you and your friends miss you

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>>46953399
Guess so.

I could sit around on my lazy ass *after* getting a doctorate.

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>>46953973
Both of my parents are clinical narcissists. They don't care about anyone but themselves. And I never had any real friends.
In a way this is a good thing, because when I die I know that nobody is going to suffer. This is a comforting thought.

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>>46956886
You and I both, anon. Me for different reasons though.

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>>46956886
Are you a different poster from >>46952825?

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>>46956886
both of my parents are clinicial narcissists too, but i have real friends and a gf. good luck on dying though anon.

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these are amazing

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Oh shit nigga, we England now

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>>46957444
I'm a big fan.

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>>46944965
>highschool autistic best friend
>he goes to university
>becomes a pathetic failure of normalfag
>starts to simp some whore that barely gives her any attention
>complains everyday about the most inane shit all the time
>this continues for years
>one day I decide that I have enough and cut all communications with him
I miss having someone to talk and play games but I rather be alone than deal with that kind of crap

>>46957444
can confirm, they are great

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>>46959126
3x on the intake, 1x on the back, 1x on top near the intake.

2x 3000RPM industrial fans on the nhd15, heaven.

still have the original a15 140mm fans from the NHD15, could tape them to the bottom of the case and have them point at the rtx 4090

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>>46935163
just got a job. i hate it here, i wanna go back

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>>46952838
finish it anyway, dont waste all that money

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man the dualsense is kinda giga garbage, ds4windows is such a pile of shit. but so are xbox controllers. microsoft's quality control on all of their products is india tier.

wonder how the 8bit do pro 2's updated rendition with the hall effect joysticks would fare against the dualsense.

xbox elite controller's unironically break faster than the normal ones too kek, dualshock 4 is doodoo.

oh well guess I'll see how the new controller is when it comes in. it uses xinput over bluetooth so that's all that really matters.

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>>46956886
sad to heard that bwo, I have parents who love me and support my entire neet life so I dont know how to empathize with you bwo...

[Anonymous No.]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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https://youtu.be/LKPI56zW5AA

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bros jacob took down another not-fakku site nyo....

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[Anonymous No.]

just did a 6 hour goon sesh trying to find a gyaru mango i read 10 years ago to relive my past

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kek it's over for trump, guilty on all felony counts.
the meltdown's gonna be great.

republitrannies on suicide watch.

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>>46959382
Good luck.

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>>46967426
>bring up polishits
Go back

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silent hill remake sucks
blumpf going to prison
why live

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sup nigger

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>>46937729
>deep down we're all very serious and dignified individuals even if we happen to be down on our luck
this is the mindset of the generation of america, trapped in thinking they're temporarily humiliated millionaires when they're actually just dirt poor fools

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>>46968317
so true, any humiliated millionaires in the chat

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>>46968234
What's good nigga

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>>46968361
you shave your legs again?

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>>46968389
not for over a month

[Anonymous No.]

>>46968399
cap

[Anonymous No.]

whats stopping you from jerking off to netori right now

[Anonymous No.]

headpats only, nigga

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bwos whats gonna happen to trump..

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>>46968602
if God is all knowing, do you think he knows whats it like to take a dildo up the ass?

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>12 hours playing pubg again

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>>46967426
fuck off nigger, what does this have to do with being NEET?

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>>46962028
Was it an ecchi/suggestive manga or straight up a hentai?

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>>46968602
>>46968698
pls respond

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>>46967426
He's going to win again. The presidency that is. Check em.

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>>46976492
how does he keep getting away with it

[Anonymous No.]

doc put me on cough syrup lol

[Anonymous No.]

>>46976527
Forces unexplained

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>>46973378
>PUBG
>in 2024
top keeek, ngmi blud

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>>46978612
what do you play nigga
dont say valorant or overwatch

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>>46978190
I spent a lot of my 20s on cough syrup. So many weird things can happen on it. Ever have electronics randomly malfunction on it? That shit is a spooky drug. Also once had a conversion with lizard king on it.

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>>46978640
i had a trippy moment tonight where i thought my mind was going blank. not in like a doujin but like my inner monologue was going silent lol. panicked for a bit

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oh shit, we're gonna have our own butler. kek, julio whip us up some muhfuggin tendies.

me and lad are gonna be lighting cigars all week.

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>>46976492
2 more weeks patriots, we got this

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imagine being so triggered by other opinions you have to discuss politics in a non politics place away from the bad meanies on /pol/

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damn im gigasleepy. excited to travelmaxx in a few days.

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>>46973378
based, pubg's comfy with the lads

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>>46978640
low iq niggas be like

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>>46979244
DXM is a gateway to realms unknown

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>>46979260
racemic ketamines way better. you aint seen nothing until youre fighting patchouli knowledge on 500mg of pure bolivian special k.

[Anonymous No.]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2H-Y-59mViM

i hate niggers and jews

[Anonymous No.]

zoggers in the chat

calling all patriots, this is agent chud. status report of the west: over

rendevous to the nearest saferoom for further instruction.
also goodnight

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>haha look at anon waking up at 7pm
Tired of hearing this shit from normies. some of us are just built different, people with blue eyes have better vision at night so we adapted to hunting when the prey are asleep. don't blame me for my night stalker genes

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>>46980278
is this trve, no wonder i've always battled to sleep

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>>46980278
I used to say shit like this before I started doing nofap, never enough energy never enough sleep, all those 12 hours of sleep start stacking up and I start living by night then by day again and then full circle on and on. Now I get by on half of that of sleep and always full of energy during the day, started considering going to the gym daily but those women in their yoga pants man wtf, a man can't work out in peace without being tempted by all the asses, assman feels

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>>46980278
>7pm
jesus christ anon fix your circadian cycle

>>46981739
same, nofap since the start of the year and my libido and energy went full retard, I have to exercise constantly to keep my desire for pussy in check

[Anonymous No.]

bro real af for that

[Anonymous No.]

>>46936372
Don't get my hopes up.

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fuuggg this controllers so fucking goated. instantly mogged my dualsense, gave away the ps5 controller to my dad.

firmware update for the 8bitdo pro 2 made it even better as well. native xinput for bluetooth across all games, works well in atelier games, cyberpunk at 4k, rdr2, older dinput games over bluetooth. no gay software thats required to be running at all times like ds4windows. all right, i vibe with it.

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So much locked away, yearning to be released...

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finna pick up some addies today, can't wait to nicaraguamaxx in a couple of days.

[Anonymous No.]

nothin like a bit of amphetamines to start the day right neetbros

[Anonymous No.]

gf's buying me a ticket to see her in a couple of months after her final exams

time to liftmaxx again

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woke up in a depressed flurry of ennui, fatigue and anxiety. bwos i think the sugar and simple carbs are getting to me.

feel kinda sad trump lost..

[Anonymous No.]

bwos fakku took down another site nyo...

[Anonymous No.]

bwos im porn addicted nyo..

[Anonymous No.]

BWOS

[Anonymous No.]

im addicted to inseki netorare porn its joever for me....

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>>46985843
>>46985931
>>46985938
>>46985970
could be worse bros, at least youre not addicted to meth

[Anonymous No.]

I think I'm too old for this place
28 is still young right? Or am I boomer fossil frfr?

[Anonymous No.]

alright bros, tomorrow is the day I get up and try

[Anonymous No.]

I just fapped to another inseki ntr mango, may the good lord forgive me....

[Anonymous No.]

>57 hours without fapping
I did it reddit!!!!!!!!
I'll probably relapse in a few days tho

[Anonymous No.]

>year 29 without schedule I drugs
yeah, I think im gonna make it

[Anonymous No.]

I think I'm being sexually harassed by a ghost girl. I'm dead serious. Oh and I fully believe in ghosts now

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>60 hours without fapping
I'm getting stronk!!!!! All the girls are looking at me like they want to suck my dick on the spot!!!!!!
>>46987148
>I drugs
?

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>>46987926
I think it's been 40ish hours for me, I'm the ghost guy

[Anonymous No.]

remember the good old days of neet thread when there were no nofappers

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>>46988968
the age of coomers is over

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>>46987926

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>>46990038
Do you still take other types of drugs?

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>>46986160
I'm 28 too and I rarely enter NEET threads anymore.
Whenever I check this thread, it seems to be worse than before.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46987633
Got any old glass jars?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46991498
Sure, yeah. What for? Can I capture one in a jar?

[Anonymous No.]

https://youtu.be/oO3QQAIyKlc

i love her

[Anonymous No.]

ah i feel great today, time to lift again bwos

[Anonymous No.]

there is nothing stopping me from being a hikikomori for my entire life. i have social security income. i have the oppurtunity to get an apartment, i currently have my own room in a group home. i was diagnosed with mental illness. i recieve money enough to afford essentials including nicotine for my vape and instant coffee. i could get food with foodstamps. i could go my whole life without working. this is also what i intend to do. you cant stop me. i guess its like buddism, to be a hikikomori. i'm the only person in my life. there is nobody else, except my mom. i like my mom :3

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>>46991995
what illness
i wonder how hard it is to get neetbux with a schizo diagnosis

[Anonymous No.]

>>46992018
schizophrenic, major depressive disorder, substance use disorder, but im sober six months!

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>>46992067
damn are you me. based
gj on sobriety!

[Anonymous No.]

>>46991995
I'd like to get disability checks but I could never take the meds that they require schizo to take. I've seen their effects on my uncle and my grandmother..

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>>46936372
All too true.

Time to become a multimillionaire.

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>>46992077
im controversial. i got cancelled by the video game community i was a part of since i dated a minor. i have no regrets. i still love you, but it's over between us. i'm also a trans girl, so i guess thats another controversial things. a lot of anons hate trans girls. i also have tattoos on my face, including a teardrop. interesting, right? i suppose.

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>>46992173
hmmmm....
alright

[Anonymous No.]

>>46992103
i had paliperidone recently. you get some really crazy unpleasant feelings on antipsychotics. like the voice in my head suddenly warped and it felt like i was experiencing life in 3rd person mode or something

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>>46992173
Amazing, I genuinely can't tell if this is blatant shitposting or if you're being serious.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46992301
proof

[Anonymous No.]

gf introduced me to a new band, it's pretty upbeat but i like it bwos

[Anonymous No.]

Though.

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>>46992323
white bwos... why are we like this

[Anonymous No.]

>>46988968
meh, fapping seems pretty boring ngl. better to fap to your gf at the very least or nut in someone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46992077
also thankyou anon, i had a bad life but i quit drugs and im doing something about it! i want to be sober for the rest of my life. i promised my mom.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46992173
Its tranny, not trans girl.
Also, kill yourself if you're a genuine pedophile (<13 age).

[Anonymous No.]

this general is worse than every other neet thread

[Anonymous No.]

>>46994248
They were fine when they were just isolated threads every now few months, as they have been for years. I don't know how many more times we have go through seeing formerly-good-threads be ruined by turning them into generals before people realize maybe not every thread needs to be a 24/7 thing.

[Am I turning into a puppy girl NEET? No.]

>>46935163
I just finished college, and honestly, I have no idea what's going on in my life right now. Somehow, I fell into that stupid puppy girl craze, and now I can't seem to get out of it. I spend my days listening to this breakcore music that I can't stand, yet I can't stop, and I write code endlessly because I can't find a job. Is it jover for me? I feel like I'm stuck in this loop, and I don't know how to break free.

[Anonymous No.]

fugggg french girls are so based

[Anonymous No.]

>>46994248
some reddit nigger made it his home

[Anonymous No.]

check 'm

[Anonymous No.]

any neetbros here buy an onahole

[Anonymous No.]

>>46996569
just have tenga that I use at every fap, but it's getting a bit hot down there, especially as we are approaching the summer

[Anonymous No.]

>>46996821
hmmmm thinking about buying one so I dont develope a deathgrip, worth it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46996569
na, sounds like a waste of money.
>>46996843
what's deathgrip again?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46996888
I tried to look it up and found this bwo https://www.youtube.com/live/dCEMSaho0io

[Anonymous No.]

>>46996569
>>46996843
If you fap a lot you might as well try one to see if you like it. I personally started buying onaholes years ago, went crazy and tried quite a few within a year because I could afford it, and then just settled with two that I continue to enjoy. In my opinion, they're not required to have a good time but they can certainly enhance your sessions depending on your preferences. Just follow a simple rule: masturbate before you browse them because post-nut clarity can help you make sound decisions..

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>>46996906
not interested in the link but tnx bwo

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>>46996940
bwo i looked it up for you bwo you should click it

[Anonymous No.]

>>46996948
look it up again bwo :^)

[Anonymous No.]

>>46996952
bwo did you click it

[Anonymous No.]

>>46996956
maybe bwo?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46996974
nyo....

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>46994248
It can't be helped. It just turned into another alternative to discord users like many eternal generals I've seen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46997030
what if we made another neet bread without the reddit and discord trannies

[Anonymous No.]

>>46997035
Nah. You fellas have disappointed me, that's all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46997055
have you ever wondered if you are the disappointment?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46997076
No, that's how losers think.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46997091
you wouldnt be here if you were a winner.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46997191
It's not zero-sum game and other places annoy me exponentially more. Do you see yourself as a disappointment?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46997218
yes I view everyone as a disappointment

[Anonymous No.]

>>46997218
stop using complicated words, it's euro time
go back to your bed

[Anonymous No.]

>>46997191
does that include you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46997218
go to sleep nigga

[Anonymous No.]

1am wake up
1:05 am brush teeth
1:10 am make coffee
1:20 am - 3 am pubg
3 am - 6 am dark souls 2
6am jerk off
6:20 am eat some cake
6:30 am more coffee
7am hot bath
8am emulate retro game
10am check altchans
10:20am more pubg/ds2
1pm 4chan
3:30pm jerk off
4pm sleep

[Anonymous No.]

>>46997584
dark souls 2 fans be like

[Anonymous No.]

bros look at gme

[Anonymous No.]

bwos look at me

[Anonymous No.]

BWOS LOOK AT $GME

[Anonymous No.]

>>46997797
wtffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff

[Anonymous No.]

bwos look at him

[Anonymous No.]

>>46997797
YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>46997797
>missed the last train out of poverty
NYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.]

>>46997797
WAGMI GMEBROS LFGGGGGGGGGGG

[Anonymous No.]

bwos im having a manic episode..

[Anonymous No.]

>he didn't buy a retirement ticket
kek

[Anonymous No.]

>he didn't buy a wage implant
kekking at you choom

[Anonymous No.]

>no 401k or pension either
keklemeow

[Anonymous No.]

what is this nonsensical himarat tier posting ITT

[Anonymous No.]

I'm hodling the gme

[Anonymous No.]

shut the fuck up pochi

[Anonymous No.]

>>46997584
you read any good ntr?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46998950
he read white boy gets blacked ntr v.11

[Anonymous No.]

>>46998915
i rlly hope pochi the dog isn't here

[Anonymous No.]

they fucked up when they let a white boy like me get my hands on some alcohol.

[Anonymous No.]

you didn't sell your stack right anon?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

was getting my cock sucked but then i remembered that growing up i missed out on teenage love by living in a small town and being a visioncel significantly diminished my chances of getting a bad black bitch to throw it back on ya boy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46992173
>>46992323
Holy shit, you're a parody come to life.
Now it's clear to me why this is the way it is. It's full of people like you.
You worthless fucks should stay in discord instead of shitting up the rest of the internet.
Or better yet, join the 41%.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47000089
he seems based tho idk. even though he has a jew nose.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46997584
King.

[Anonymous No.]

Damn, what a depressing general

[Anonymous No.]

>>47000333
because the neet life is depressing

[Anonymous No.]

>>47000520
i wish i was a neet like you guys. working makes me want to deepthroat a shotgun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47000559
where do you work

[Anonymous No.]

>>46936372
I'll be neeting at the shore of the Sanzu river

[Anonymous No.]

>>46942664
your fault for playing that gayme, instead, play TF2

[Anonymous No.]

>"NEET" thread
you're not fooling anyone. it's summer, and i'm sure that half of you fags are underage students still living with your parents

[Anonymous No.]

>>47000610
nyo.. tf2 is for trannies

[Anonymous No.]

the cringe autist who thinks he's a tranny, he's not welcome here... we don't want a chris chan bis
I've go nothing against autist but those who fell for the propaganda must kts

[Anonymous No.]

yeah elden ring is cool and all but it didnt need to be open world
running around an empty field for 20 minutes picking up crafting materials is boring, i need some mod that unlocks all sites of grace by default or something

[Anonymous No.]

>>47000853
i expected better from a fellow patchouli poster. elden ring is gay as fuck. bloodborne's where its at.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47000939
elden ring would rank at the bottom of the series enjoyment personally. next to ds3

[Anonymous No.]

>>47000949
it's a lazily made game, you can tell what sections of the map fell victim to timecrunches. biggest example on display being with every cave/dungeon existing as a carbon copy of one another. raytracing optimization is dogshit too, im running a 4090 and this game nets you worse performance than what you'd have in cyberpunk. i know japanese devs are terrible at optimizing performance in games but you wouldn't imagine it to be this bad.

hopefully the DLC is better

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[Anonymous No.]

Working 9-5 for another man's dream

[Anonymous No.]

>>47000559
just pretend ur going back to school and live with ur mom again, you can do it anon!

[Anonymous No.]

>>47002507
honestly i'd prefer it. my boss treats me like shit. i miss being a neet so much.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46997030
>>47000638
ill always be here

[Anonymous No.]

I can only tell what day it is from my meds container

[Anonymous No.]

>>47003520
>I can only tell what day it is from my HRT container
fix'd

[Anonymous No.]

bros I dont remember highschool girls looking like this

[Anonymous No.]

This thread is a mess but I feel like I've finally had enough. I've been a NEET for almost 30 years - never worked in my entire life, never had friends. The crushing weight of it all is finally starting to get to me. I've thought about firing up a dating app or something to at least find some companionship to get through these dreary days, but by the same virtue, dealing with people is exhausting. Tired of being alone, tired still of people. Feels like no matter what I'm taking a losing shot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46979159
>>46984523
>>46985807
this you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>47004036
"The most dangerous creation of any society is the man who has nothing to lose."

[Anonymous No.]

>>47004036
It's ok anon, some men are just not meant to have any wife or family. Even great men of history like Isaac Newton, Beethoven, Nikola Tesla and Hitler never scored.

[Anonymous No.]

Anyone ever play a game almost to completion and then just never finish it? Then you come back some time later and think that completing from the almost end point after all this is some kind of waste, or not getting the full experience again, and then the cycle repeats.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47004036
you are not the main protagonist, never was, never will be

[Anonymous No.]

>>47004127
I only do that to escape the responsibilities of life bwo

[Anonymous No.]

>>47004145
he is the main protagonist, his name is Tyrone

[Anonymous No.]

>>47004106
>Hitler
You don't know history very well, do you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>47004036
start looksmaxxing, kpopmaxxing, goonmaxxing, tindermaxxing, mental gymnasticsmaxxing

[Anonymous No.]

>>47004036
BEYTAAA

[Anonymous No.]

Nice discordtranny thread

[Anonymous No.]

>>46936372
yep

[Anonymous No.]

someone bake the jpdiscordtranny bread

[Anonymous No.]

>>47004176
why do you type like a faggot?

[Anonymous No.]

>>47004205

[Anonymous No.]

>>47004205
Because he's a faggot?

[Anonymous No.]

what does anything in this thread have to do with jp, janny move this shit to /trash/

[Anonymous No.]

bwos.. dat gyatt

[Anonymous No.]

>>47003694
I do. I was fortunate to have a big titty monster with a decent face during my freshman year.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47003694
shes not flatfaced enough, next!

[Anonymous No.]

>>47004036
i have so much negative thoughts from my 4chan blogposts, and having self reminders of whatever happened on said date to remind myself as to "self improve" i never really recovered from them, a anon here told me to not hurt myself and i did. i wish i knew who you are, i want this anxiety gone, therapy date, hospital check response, and police visit has been making me extremely anxious over being worried i am chipping my teeth without noticing. i refused to visit /jp/ and 4chan for a long awhile and i missed out so much fun happenings due to this since it was believed "its good for you"

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[Anonymous No.]

>>47003694
most freshmans look like that now bwo

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

When a man lacks purpose, they distract themselves with pleasure

[Anonymous No.]

fax tho, better start gooning slime

[Anonymous No.]

But enough about homosexuality.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47004229
I didn't think my post would get any serious replies in this disaster of a thread. I'm not sure what to say, and especially since I'm a damned wreck myself, but I hope things somehow get better for you too anon.

[Anonymous No.]

its so easy bwos :3

[Anonymous No.]

GYATT

[Anonymous No.]

zamn!

[Anonymous No.]

YOOOOOOOOO SOMEONE BAKE THE NEXT NEET GRENERAL

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

i baked it

>>46930915
>>46930915
>>46930915

[Anonymous No.]

>>47004269
Not him but just ignore the retarded zoomer psyop. At least two or three of us still take these conversations seriously.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46944871
>>46945438
>>46937729
>>46945438
>>46997035
>>47000089
>>47004190
>>47004296
>complains
>doesnt do shit about it

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

2 more weeks patriots, we'll bake the neet thread..

[Anonymous No.]

>>47004303
Thank you for reading the complaints.

[Anonymous No.]

Sometimes I feel like my worldviews are affected by spending too much time on 4ch. Maybe I should talk to real people instead of people that always have a mask on.

[Anonymous No.]

https://youtu.be/-6yXU2dQ9Gc

[Anonymous No.]

bread theme https://www.youtube.com/live/n35gAH-7FRA

[Anonymous No.]

>>47004368
lmao soon you'll realize everyone ITT, even the retarded zoomoids, have more in common with you than anyone else.

[Anonymous No.]

ummm why dont they legalize prison fights? One person dies but everyone who watches get enjoyment

[Anonymous No.]

youre in for some bad news

[Anonymous No.]

>>46937729
I am just a sensitive young man.

[Anonymous No.]

isnt taxation just theft? Why do we allow it to just happen? wtf?

[Anonymous No.]

>>47004036
you're either a NEETass nigga or you work if you're ain't happy with your situation but if you want to complain about your situation like a PUSSYass nigga you better go kys on r9k

[Anonymous No.]

ZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN

[Anonymous No.]

>>47004974
No, it goes to deserving people like me who need neetbux to entertain their neetlife.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47005071
why do they deserve anything? Are they not leeches to society?

[Anonymous No.]

>>47005074
No, we don't leech off society. We just take the money you don't need so that you can live a more dignified ascetic life.

[Anonymous No.]

had a dream I went to china and as soon as you stepped out of the airport there were 9/10s waiting to grab you by the arm and fuck you. I finally went to bang one of them but she told me she was half-black when we got on the bed and I was disappointed. she was laughing and said my dick is probably too small. I said bitch you thought and whipped out my 6". But she laughed and said why is it not 12"? I said bitch you're delusional how much porn do you watch? for some reason twomad (RIP) came out from the room next door with some chick and started having sex in our room and I got distracted. then it ended

[Anonymous No.]

anyone want to hold hands?

[Anonymous No.]

>banned for a week due to team killing
its ogre

[Anonymous No.]

BAKE IT

[Anonymous No.]

being goofy in ohio

[Anonymous No.]

>>47005928
This is sad

[Anonymous No.]

>>47005928
ive never had a cuck dream before

[Anonymous No.]

>>47011963
it wasnt NTR doe

[Anonymous No.]

>>47009118
I'm not holding hands with a dude

[Anonymous No.]

how do u deal with family gatherings and public places whenever im forced to go i want to kms

[Anonymous No.]

>>47012768
Get a steam deck, just plug in your headphones and play your games and pretend you don't hear shit. Works for me

[Anonymous No.]

>>47012781
Objectively speaking, has there ever been a more flopped and shitted device than the Steam Deck?

Valve, a 7.7 billion dollar company, has sold less devices than the N-Gage and just barely more -literal- cardboard than Nintendo (LABO).

[Anonymous No.]

>>47012839
kys pajeet

[Anonymous No.]

>>47012842
>lost in transit or stolen off front porch
>deck has dead pixels, backlight bleed, sticky buttons, fan that rattles, suboptimal battery health, case shell parting, joystick drift and audio fuzz on the headphone jack
many such cases

[Anonymous No.]

>>46937729
Capital Letters Motherfucker, Do You Not Have Any?