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4690491 No.4690491 [Reply] [Original]

WHY CAN'T YOU BE NORMAL?

>> No.4690501

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uy3Fb51GfdE

>> No.4690509
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>> No.4690510
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EHHHH? NORMAL?

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>> No.4690530
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Take it easy, Sanae, you should be able to tailor your own fantasies to your liking.

>> No.4690535

>>4690530
That image still amuses me to this day.

>> No.4690536
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>WHY CAN'T YOU BE NORMAL?
FUCK YOU DAD, THIS IS WHO I AM

>> No.4690541

>>4690535
You make it sound like it's older than a week.

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>>4690541
The guy you're replying to hasn't been here longer than a week.

>> No.4690573

Heterosexual propaganda. Sanae would never act like that.

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>>4690491
My dad can beat up your dad

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>>4690648

Maybe. But her mum can obliterate your dad with rods from space.

>> No.4690718

>>4690555
You don't seem to understand the pecking order.

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>>4690648
Your dead is a puny stage 5 boss.

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>>4690718
Newfags > oldfags? Is that what you tell yourself so you can sleep at night?

>> No.4690739

Youre not the final boss of me

>> No.4690757

>>4690728
Can't tell if you're a newfag or oldfag because we share the same name. Oldfags > Newfags though.

>> No.4690799

I AM normal. the rest of the world is the one who went nuts.

>> No.4690918

>>4690648
you're dad is afraid of eiki

>> No.4690947

Is kanako drunk?

>> No.4691096

>>4690947
Incoming wife beating

>> No.4691119

>>4690947
She sure~ is.....

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lol gay parents

>> No.4691245

Lesbians are awesome.

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>>4691235
nothing wrong with that.

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The best dad reporting in

>> No.4691289

>>4691286
>grandfather

>> No.4691290

If normal is acting like that bitch Sanae, then I'd rather lick Reimu's armpits.

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>>4690536
>>4691235

>> No.4691298

>>4691289
What are you talking about? If he's a grandfather he must also obviously be a dad.

>> No.4691303

>>4691276
The last panel is amazing

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>>4691290
You got your mikos mixed up, Reimu is the bitchy one.

>> No.4691311

>>4691276
The strongest pairing

>> No.4691319

>>4691306
Oh yeah? Tell me who's kicking over tables in this thread?

>> No.4691333

>>4690715
The level you fight them in doesn't indicate their actual power.

Remember HER SAKE NOT EVEN DROP, etc.

>> No.4691336

>>4691306
source please

>> No.4691338

>>4691319
Even if they're both bitches, Reimu can still be "the bitchy one". Just means that she takes bitchiness to a whole new level.

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>>4691319
She's just drunk, but Reimu is like this all the time.

>> No.4691345

>>4691276
>>4691311
who would be on top?

>> No.4691348

>>4690491
Define "normal"

>> No.4691350

>>4691338
Hrrmmmm makes sense to me.

>> No.4691379

>>4691345
Both.
Gaps.

>> No.4691384

http://danbooru.donmai.us/post/show/475795/absurdres-chen-comic-dorosu-heterochromia-highres-

>> No.4691391

>>4690491

I DON'T HAVE TO LISTEN TO YOU, YOU'RE NOT MY REAL MOM

>> No.4691393

>>4691344
REIMU IS A FEMINIST

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>> No.4691404

I wish Kanako was my mom.

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>>4691404
YES

>> No.4691438

>>4691404
Who wouldn't want Kanako to be their mom?

>> No.4691443

>>4691333
Did you just take my post seriously enough to even consider Shingyouku's male and female form as Reimu's parents (ancestors) ?

>> No.4691499

I wish Suwako was my imouto

>> No.4691536

>>4690491
But she's not normal, she's EX

>> No.4691560

>>4691425
Studies have shown that women who drink beer usually have larger breasts.

>> No.4691566

>>4691438
Anyone who doesn't want a drunkard with a control complex as a mother.

>> No.4691576

>>4691410
But Kogasa is an umbrella not a parasol

>> No.4691584

>>4691560
Studies have shown that beer quickens the appetite.
Studies have shown that because of this, people who drink more beer become fat.
Studies have shown that fat people have bigger breasts.

>> No.4691597

>>4691566
Is it canon that she's a drunkard?

>>4691584
>The mental image
C-CAN'T UNSEE!!!

>> No.4691603

>>4691584 He quotes 'studies' without giving references!

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>>4691566
But you also get the tidal wave of emotions! Just imagine sleeping soundly in your bed when you're suddenly awoken by the sound of crying. You investigate the source to see Kanako sobbing on her futon. She does not notice you enter and as you sit on the edge of her futon you inquire quietly as to what is wrong. She then tearfully admits to being a bad mother, drunk and tell you you deserve better. You then place your hand on hers and tell her you love her all the same with a gentle smile. She then embraces you tightly all the while sobbing on your shoulder.

This is done while she is wearing a loose fitting nightgown.

>> No.4691640

>>4691625
That would be a very awkward, but hot scene.

>> No.4691642

>>4691603
95% of all statistics are made up on the spot.

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>>4691566
I'm not seeing the problem here.

>> No.4691661

>>4691293
Why is her dad a caveman ?

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>>4691584
>Studies have shown that I like to have wheelbarrows full of nigger dicks rode ride up my tight white asshole.

>> No.4691667

>>4691640
The awkwardness is what makes it hot.

>> No.4691677

>>4691661
I'd say Buddhist monks didn't live in caves, but I'd be lying.

>> No.4691683

>>4691667
True that.

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>>4691625
She then eventually cries herself to sleep and, while she is still loosely clinging to you, you lie down with her on her futon.

You then wake up the next morning to this.

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>>4691762
>"O-oh, this is...well...I'm always like this on mornings..."

>> No.4691803

>>4691762
That would've been the best night ever!

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>>4691806
/jp/-san, so tsundere.

>> No.4692015

>>4691850
Since when was /jp/-san ever tsundere with Kanako?

>> No.4692033

>>4692015
Hey, new guy. There's a little thing we have on 4chan.

You see that thing at the top of the post with two arrows? (>>)

You click that and it shows you the post that is presumably related. Isn't it wonderful?

>> No.4692302

>>4692033
I fucking read both the post and the related post.
I know how (>>) works. I don't need to be spoon fed information that's common knowledge.

>> No.4692966

>>4692302
Hey, new guy. There's a little thing we have on 4chan.

You see that field at the top of the screen that says "Name"?

You click there and erase "deleted" and it lets you post without looking like a fucking retard. Isn't it wonderful?

>> No.4693322

>>4692966
Quit trolling others on their behavior faggot.

>> No.4693343

>>4693322
You're posting without the trip now, that's much better.

>> No.4693415

>>4693343
Shut up I can alternate If I want.

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