Monster Girl Thread

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I shall chastise you with scorpions.

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>>46899587
It's hard to be a succubus in polite society!

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Truly adventuring in the desert kingdoms are nice with girls like that.
Almost makes up for all the sun.

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>>46899609
I just stick to the estuaries

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>>46899614
Crocodile lizardmen too stronk.
They always grapple lock you.

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>>46899609
i've been trapped in the temple of bastet since a cat sat on my lap and refused to move

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>>46899703
>They keep muttering something about Anon having been chosen.
>The priestesses are gathering and draping robes or blessing him.
>cat rolls over, exposing its belly in his lap
>Chanting Intensifies.

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>wandering the plains one day on your lonesome
>suddenly you get confronted by this big creature and cornered near some big oaks
>"These lands belong to the Beast Tribe, outsider. A human like you does not belong here..."

How do you get yourself out of this one unscathed anon?

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Magical girls are strange and mysterious creatures.

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>>46899777
Go for the weakspot (the belly)

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It's hot at the beach (not has hot as hell though)

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>>46899587

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>>46899926
>NFC
Do I have to scan her boobs?

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>>46900088
That's how you pay the dowry

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>>46900109
ms nuki may have mislead you on how dowries work

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>>46900125
Wouldn't put it past her
She couldn't stop talking about the wonders of reverse mortgages the other day

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>>46900118
>>46900174
I fucking love pencil skirts.

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Roll to seduce

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>>46900331
That man is trying very hard to remain professional about all this

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>>46900331
I've been seduced

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>>46900259
Should be mandatory for any females in an office setting

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But are you a bad enough dude to beat the bosses and thereby claim for yourself The Prize?
(dislcaimer: no one knows any specifics about the nature of "The Prize" and there will be no refunds)
A chest with Cheshire ass? A Mimic? Who knows!

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>>46900488
I HATE THE YURI FAGGOT ARTIST I HATE THE YURI FAGGOT ARTIST I HATE THE YURI FAGGOT ARTIST I HATE THE YURI FAGGOT ARTIST

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>>46900488
I'll take the multi-armed dark mage and run

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>>46900615
>YOINK
>awa?

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>>46900674
>all the bosses are lined up, raring for a fight
>Anon stands there alone, pondering something
>calmly walks towards the dark mage
>the bosses all tense up, ready for some display of aggression. Years of martial techniques rushing through their heads
>Anon gets face to face with the dark mage
>her heart is pounding. "Why me? If he-"
>he swiftly lifts her up by her armpits like a cat, does a 180, and starts fast walking away
>the dark mage can hardly form a stable word
>the other bosses are first stunned, then jealous
>"We're not meat on display asshole!" Shouts the lamia

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>>46899826
>>46899830
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>>46899926
>>46900118
All of these are built for endless Paizuri

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>>46900547
It's monster girls in their natural state until they reluctantly have to find a man for breeding.

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>>46900759
>"We're not meat on display asshole!" Shouts the lamia
Wow, she must be really mad no one will ever pick her up again.

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I'd marry a cu sith.

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Playing professional buttsports with your Christmas cake neighbor with the hopes of making it big and sign a contract with the Nukis, the only way to make it big for lower class citizens without a college degree. That's why everyday practice is so important, improving every single day.

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>>46900806
But enough about human women

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>>46900806
Why are you so jaded?

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>>46900918
It's futile to try to make it into the world of monster sports since they are all dominated by black monsters

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>>46900863
It’s not nice to tell lies.

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>>46900983
If you were a monster girl you would go after other monster girls too.

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>>46901002
What a coincidence, I'm dominated by black monsters too.

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Shit stink hellhounds. Gross.

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>>46900806
Lesbian monster girls are just a packaged insta-harem: just add a man and after three minutes of cooking and cock-ing they both will be his.

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>>46901002
I don't know, dark skinned monsters are fine but seeing the same monster on every category is boring to the attending masses and the home broadcasts also decline, so the Danukis try to make the highest amount of different monsters and their couples to join the leagues

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>>46901091
the man stay on the cuck chair and just pass them a jar of cum

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>>46901150
Being jacked off by fully clothed monster girls who then push my semen into their pussies with their hands(or paws) sounds super hot.

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Your monster wife doesn't like to see you drunk

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>46901168
You're a disgusting cuck, kys

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>>46901184
It's that or crying and showing my weakness. I choose the booze, always.

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>No slavic kiki to show me proper squatting technique

[Anonymous No.]

Hi all, Dogfaced here.

The people have spoken. The theme for this summer's writing contest will be 'Welcome to the Jungle.'
I can now happily announce that the contest begins today!
>Entrants must write a short story, descriptive piece or similar related to the theme 'Welcome to the Jungle' about monster girls
>Submissions must be between 2000 and 8000 words
>Submissions should be complete by themselves.
>The deadline for submissions is July 1st
>Smut is allowed
>NTR, monsterboy, murderhobo, edginess and politics are not allowed
>Submissions don't need to be set in MGE or follow its rules religiously, but they should adhere to the spirit of it
>Two people will be selected as 'winners' by lottery, and I have lined up a comm from yerb for each as a prize
>Writers new and returning encouraged to participate

As you might guess from the rules and lottery system, this contest is more for fun than the previous ones. Everyone has an equal chance of 'winning' something physical. I hope as many people as possible can find some time over the next few weeks to cook something up. Feel free to ask the thread for ideas or feedback. It doesn't have to be complicated, or or even good. Everyone starts from somewhere.
Happy writing!

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>>46901201
You should consider suicide asap, actually.

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>>46901214
Why?

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>>46901213
>Smut is allowed
Well.
Good to know that this porn centered fetish that presupposes using stuff from the porn setting of mge is okay with allowing porn.

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>>46901213
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9erLsEHAZRI
Sarge is never getting those boys back home...

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>>46901213
Will the comm be related to story in some shape or form?

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>>46901213
>Fr*g is not banned
No thanks, you're just trying to create a huge shitshow, December should have teach you something.
>>46901226
Because you're a subhuman

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>>46901249
It can be whatever you like.

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>>46901213
>Welcome to the jungle
Yeah, I'm gonna write a safe vore story with a jungle snake.

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I am here to post my daily fox, fox posted.

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I want to dominate a dark elf and break her into a sex toy

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>>46901213
no brain I will not be writing a story about a monster with a large amount of bush

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>>46901213
Uuga buuga?

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>>46901261
IT WONT LET ME DELETE IT

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>>46901213
>>46901238
>GOOD MORNING SPIRITNAM

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I feel like a man should be able to pick his wife up and carry her. How does this translate to marrying an arachne or lamia?

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>>46901313
it's ogre for you anon, 20 years in the Dark Elven dungeons

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>>46901213
Nice! A lot of good options but it's time the jungle girls got some love.
Thanks for hosting!

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>>46901213
Based Dogfaced.

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>>46901292
This one looks like she'd do better with shoulder rubs, ear kisses, and intense anal.

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>>46901359
Anal can't make babies

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>>46901364
It can if you try hard enough.

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>>46901369
That's how Australians are made

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>>46901320
>Spiritnam
>ghouls shoot down your heli (kikitsardom is clearly supplying them with modern weapons)
>wake up in the wreckage
>pilots and the rest of the passengers have already been dragged away
>now your alone, deep in the jungle and a hundred miles behind enemy lines
>can you make it back home safe and unmarried?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u7u_N6mgejY

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>>46901373
Good. We need a fat ass dropbear monster.

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>>46901386
monster love a good hunt

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>>46901386
It was considered a suicide mission. Of the ten men who were sent to recover them, four returned home unmarried. Three of them wrote a book about what happened. Two of the books were published. One of the books was turned into a screenplay.
This is the story of the Phantom who tried to make that movie.

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>>46900918
As I said before, I will make it to the Olympics

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I can't even get that axe head off the ground. How does someone so smol carry that thing?

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>>46901386
>fell for the "friendly village" trap again
this game sucks...

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>>46899587
Monstergirls to kiss.

TRANNY HAGS TO MARRY.

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>>46900918
Centaurs and all their subspecies are banned from the sport.

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>>46901453
>he stops at villages
losing move anon, that's how the vampires get you, become one with the jungle and never see a (un)living soul till you make it back to friendly lines

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>>46901482
I'm pretty sure they have their own league, just like slimes

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>>46901495
>falls into a ghoul hole

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>>46901509
>realm silver punji sticks coated with aphrodisiacs

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>>46901213
They're in the fucking trees

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>>46901441
Monster girls know the importance of being able to give strong handies.

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>>46901524
clearly the evil of the undead knows no bounds

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>>46901509
I wanna get mogged by a horde of ghouls in a crypt

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>>46901530
They're fucking in the trees

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There's nothin' wrong with goin' nowhere, baby
But we should be goin' nowhere fast

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bros how am I meant to deal with a zombie patrol with a lich? I traded my ammo for food at the last village and now I've got nothing to fight with

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>>46901530
They are the fucking trees

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I wouldn't mind being her booty.

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>>46901555
Receive a codec call informing you of all the camouflage clothing you have with you, conveniently

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>>46901567
I could see myself as a member of Captain Slickbush's crew.

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>>46901262
Stop giving a shit about literal nobodies and either participate or don’t you perpetually assmad clown.

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>>46900918
I'll go with a P'orc cake for buttsports
I bet they will dominate on every single butt discipline

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>>46901530
They are fucking the bees

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>Walk up to hebi
>Tell her I want her to vore me
Guaranteed she'll slither away and forget any ideas she had about "me being her fated lover." My plan to ward off the hebis by being a freak will work flawlessly.

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>>46901201
This anon get it, trauma dumping
is for faggot

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>>46901623
A real man bottles up his pains and sufferings. It's uncaring, inconsiderate, disrespectful, and feminine to dump all your emotions on your wife. It make her pussy dryer than the Sahara, and in real life, women use it against you in your weakest moments.
>monsters are like human women
I know, but the point still stands. Be a man, bottle up the pain and use it to fuel your passions: art, writing, music, getting fit, sports, etc.

So be a good husband and take the shot of vodka.

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>>46899777
>I was on my way to the kitchen for a snack when I got lost
>I am not a clever man.

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>>46901652
>me when i stumble into a den of tribal lamias deep in some sand-swept, buried, forgotten ruin hundreds of miles from civilization

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>>46901649
You're preaching to a convinced, I'm not the anon who wishes death on the other drinker

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When ms hatter offered me a stout pie and chips, I didn't expect her to present me a plate of French fries and her ass

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>>46899868
LEGGY MONSTERS

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>>46899777
>"My mistake"
>turn around and leave

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>>46900777
That's how you churn butter!

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>>46900918
Speaking of Trolls and buttsports, here's a new piece

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>>46899784
>bully cat
>even might be wearing pants
what a day.

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>>46901896
>Troll
>At the beach
>I broad daylight
Man, someone's about to get raped.

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>>46901946
Well if you want to make it big into the world of monster sports you have to train big
No pain no gain

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I think I'll just stick to human sports.

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>>46901971
>No pain no gain
That's what my auntie used to say

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>>46901649
Yikes. Real men get therapy and are honest with their friends, family, and partner.

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>>46901946
Trolls are nice girls who would never do that

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>>46901983
>go to monster girl school
>join monster girl sports club to gawk at all the girls training
>first day
>there's an anubis on all fours with a dildo in her pussy
>Fuck yeah!
>she asks you to take your position position as her tug of war partner

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>>46902028
>T. Man who has never encountered a troll before sunset
To be fair she'd apologize and cook you a good meal while you wait to regain feeling in your legs at least.

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I think the demon lady's trying to tell me something?

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>>46902034
>join monster girl sports club
I don't think I would join but I would stay every afternoon after class as an spectator
https://files.catbox.moe/kl4bai.webm

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>>46901213
Where do we submit the works?

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>>46902066
This is why I stick around the monster realms that are always night. The moon never makes people horny

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>>46902173
Oh shit forgot to add that part.

AO3 is preferable, so if you don't have an account I would HIGHLY suggest making one now so it is activated in time.
Failing that, pastebin or similar.

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>>46902028
This. They'll be able to hold themselves back from having raw, unprotected sex on the beach even with all the sunrays hitting her

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>>46900918
I would join with my Oni childhood friend

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Angels are pure. Pure lewdness.

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>>46902300
This boat oni is too powerful
Also I can see it

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>>46901213
maybe it's ms sahu's time to shine

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>>46902507
Not exactly Totoro is it

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>>46902524
she is your neighbor though

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Fact: Musclegirls are more feminine looking than non-musclegirls for the following reasons:
>Big pectorals push the breasts out
>Exercise thins the waist
>Muscular thighs are thicker than skinny thighs

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>>46902300
I would become a professional facesitter stool for my wife

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>>46902507
How nice of her. Big monsters are so helpful.

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>>46902284
What if she sees other couples doing it around her? Her willpower can eventually break

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>>46902604
Then it's time to take matters into her own hands, and she has really big hands

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How do we prevent being sweatersnatched by big monsters?

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>>46902825
Wear a big hat.

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>>46902825
Get closer to monsters with small sweater, it's harder to snatch you that way

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>>46902825
Solar plexus punch to knock the air out of them

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>>46902847
PUFFY
VULVA

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>>46902843
Might actually be affective if it's stiff enough, but wearing big cowboy hats will attract cattle and bandit monsters at a much higher rate

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>>46902825
Wear one of those loud noise makers the japs make grade schoolers wear om their backpacks

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What is the punishment for tomb robbing in the Desert Kingdoms?

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>>46902878
I'm now imagining that scene from Once Upon a Time in the West where they're waiting for the train and the one guy has water dripping on his hat that he drinks at the end, but instead it's milk dripping from a Holst

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>>46901061
IS THAT

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I dont care who the pharaoh sends I am NOT moving to the desert

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>>46901184
That's hypocritical of her.

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>>46902890
Just looked it up, he looks so satisfied after doing that in the scene

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>>46902913
I'm not moving since I don't like brown people.

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>>46902889
>cousin
explain

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Miss dragon please there's nothing inside my castle

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>>46902938
Either their fathers are brothers or their grandma was the same echidna that got two SSRs in the baby gacha

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>>46902889
You offend the pharaoh too much and you get tied to a donkey and sent out into the desert. The sandworms will find you soon enough.

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>>46903039
What is the horse fighting?

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>>46903045
>grape/pharaoh sisters
how do they cope?

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>>46901213
does a sufficiently lush garden count as jungle?

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Send me to the desert and the next generation of pharaohs and apophi will all be sisters.

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>>46901943
She is wearing pants yes. The mutt is wearing a sailor Senshi uniform because Sailor Mars or Jupiter are best girls in that franchise

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>>46903114
Its a NIKKE pic
Aka, more Gacha

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New Lilim chapter is out. Again, the title is not literal.
https://archiveofourown.org/works/47024158/chapters/142494049

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What are some good books for monsters?

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>>46903039
Fuck off.

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>>46902023
>Yikes
>Muh therapist scam
Go back

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>>46903152
hon hon hon, le femdom?

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>>46903123
I could be convinced, especially with some rare jungle flowers growing in the flowerbeds.

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>>46903152
It's hard to not judge this on the title, can you explain a little more please?
>>46903181
Fuck off, it's not funny after the hundred time

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uhhh guys, is a monsters affection meter supposed to fill to max the moment i talk to them?

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>>46903213
Yes.
Enjoy your new wife.

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>>46903213
No.
Enjoy your new wife.

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>>46903181
Next and final chapter, oui monsieur.

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>>46903213
Anything else would be a bit grim, no?

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>>46903213
Maybe.
Enjoy your new wife.

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>>46903228
sacre bleu

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>>46903216
>>46903223
>>46903233
im confused.
also, im not ready for marriage.

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>>46903237
Too bad.

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Having a wife with hairy legs isn't normal, but on mamonomana, it is.
Say no to unregulated cross-world migration.

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>>46903212
I'm not sure if this Holy Relic is either Holy nor a Relic after all...

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>>46903212
Think of To Kill a Mockingbird in regards to the title. The story is meant to have an edgy feeling while only being the case in terms of the MC
It's meant to be a hurt and comfort story of an autistic man and an autistic but heroic liberator Lilim who just seems evil.

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>>46903216
>>46903223
>>46903233
You're not the boss of me now

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>>46903152
>feel i remember this story
>check out the first chapter
>it's the one where the monsters are vapid, controlling bitches, the humans are cartoon villains and the MC is the most spineless bitch imaginable
Oh, well good on ya for continuing.

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>>46903265
Insulting the holy relic is heresy, say sorry.
>>46903268
I see, not for me but the fake edgy spin is a really good idea. I will maybe try it one day but not tonight, thank you anon for your work and answer.

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>>46903291
Sorry but MY Holy Relic, the Flaming Greatsword of Igni says that she's the only REAL relic around which is why I gotta keep her with me at all times!

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>>46903125
One genetic bottleneck and now the entirety of the Desert's royal family are now related

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>>46903314
My relic is better, let's fight in a theological battle, may Eros choose the winner

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>ywn have a kiss blown at you by the countess

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This is my relic.
She isn't holy, she's just old.

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>>46903265
She was found in the holy relic room, and there was no other holy relic. Yeah sure, she had a fancy golden goblet to drink from, but she assures me that it was insignificant.

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>>46903291
I will say this chapter I posted is the edgiest it gets, but it's more of something of a sort of love, it works out.
>>46903279
The whole point of the first chapter is that the MC is hopelessly depressed and seeing the Monsters as what they originally were. At worst the Monsters act the way they do out of care.
>Cartoon villians
You mean like IRL in terms of the Duke? The Father was just looking out for his son in a self-centered line of thought.

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>>46903328
Eros stinks, I ain't into that love crap and my relic agrees! Better to train and spend your life being a cool fighter!

>>46903335
Well, it is fair to say she WAS on the altar and bears the same symbol that was on it... But she could just be playing a trick!

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>>46901076
I need a fat hellhound bitch who stinks

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I want to see a Druella faction Unicorn.

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>>46903342
Ah a tsun tsun getting trained by his "relic" to become a good husband, Eros wins again

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>>46903336
>seeing the Monsters as what they originally were.
That goes out the window before the fucking first week was up. He's just a spineless fuck that rolls over for the strongest person saying they're in charge of him now.
>The Father was just looking out for his son in a self-centered line of thought.
No, he wasn't. The story beats it over your head that the father never actually cared and just behaved like a complete retard along with every other nameless mook that only existed as a glorified metaphor for the Lilim effortlessly winning and destroying the Prince's world view so he becomes a good little face for propaganda. I get the "point" of the story is both sides sanding down their edges over time and getting to love each other but most of the time these stories just end up making me hate both sides.

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>>46903152
>>46903152
Nice! I've been really hoping to see this update. I look forward to reading it later.
Ignore the sperg, he's been shit posting since the contest was announced.

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Because alps are not well liked and are bullied by mean people, I'm personally going to marry and impregnate an alp.

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>>46903366
Criticizing a story and keeping everything in the "personal opinions" frame of mind isn't spering you thin skinned faggot. I just entered this thread, do you have a similar bitchfit when something you like gets a bad review?

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>>46903314
>>46903328
Your relics should kiss and hug each other, whoever cums last wins

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>>46903376
God speed, anon. Thank you for your service.

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>>46903376
>>46903382
>>46903385
Trannies go to /lgbt/

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>>46903376
I will marry one working directly under the demon lord for financial stability, not because she's hot

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>>46903359
>He's just a spineless fuck that rolls over for the strongest person saying they're in charge of him now.
A self insert for the thread.

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>>46903386
You assume a sorely mistaken sense of authority.

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>>46903248
I'd brush her.

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>>46903386
Fellas is it gay to want to have sex with a woman?

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>>46903430
It is when you specifically go for the ones that were men.

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>>46901213
Jungle troll?

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>>46903430
If the entire appeal is the fact that maybe a week ago they were named Jim then yes

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>>46903438
Jenny is a nice name. I'd screw a monster girl called jenny.
Imagine your waifu being called yuki. So stereotypical.

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>>46903432
>>46903438
I just think alps are cute and deserving of love

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>>46903455
Sure, that's totally your only reason. Well, enjoy June.

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>>46903430
With a born woman? No.
With a man that changed gender? Yes. Especially when you seek out a changed man instead of going one of thousands of available women. You gotta realize what you're getting in that package, anon. Your alp was most likely a desperate transsexual or an AIDS infected homosexual man a week ago, and those memories are still fresh in their mind.
Enabling fags through alps was a mistake on KC's part, even bigger one than the furry duo.

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You're all alps, except no one's ever going to fuck you

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>>46903445
Yuki sounds like a very cute fox.

[Anonymous No.]

Holy fuck what happened that we suddenly got flooded with tourists, gapefags save us with your normalfag repellent

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>>46903466
Nah furfaggots are far worse than alps. Ideally both would never have existed but if I had to pick one I'd absolutely erase furshit before alps any day of the week

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>>46903248
Give me the succ to the left
Moar please

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>>46903476
Go back to /vg/, niggerfaggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46903477
>Nah furfaggots are far worse than alps
Alploving fagort detected

[Anonymous No.]

>>46903469
What are cute names from the Mist Continent? Zipangu has so much cultural influence over us that anything from the mainland sounds like creeching.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46903495
Chinese names always sound terrible. Absolute dogshit language.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46903482
>>46903477
Both are not great

[Anonymous No.]

>>46903495
Hung Lo

[Anonymous No.]

>>46903477
Furries are getting rightfully shunned everywhere, while alps are celebrated by the much bigger and louder gay crowd. They have more "reach", so to speak, than two other monsters combined.
There's my reasoning why alps are worse, but you're right about neither of them existing in a perfect world.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46903495
Bang ding ow

[Anonymous No.]

See this is what I meant by when I said alps aren't liked and are bullied.
This is why I'm mating pressing and alp and making her my wife and the mother of our children.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46903516
still gay

[Anonymous No.]

>>46903516
>>>/lgbt/

[Anonymous No.]

>>46903359
What was he supposed to do other than scheme with his dad?
>The Father
I understand I may not have explained it that well but he quickly realized the new and naive nature of monsters when it came to people (For the most part) and sought to take advantage of it like he did with the Good Duke. Part of the point of that meeting scene in Chapter 3 was to show how well Sarkona and her host had planned this out, something they continued to do since the start of the war. The Monsters are akin to a wave or a rumbling Mountain if that makes sense.
Like I said the Prince was hopelessly depressed and stuck to an old world view, the epitome of the old face of propaganda, and the whole thing was that Sarkona had a measure of respect for that. Everyone bitching was just annoyed at his stubborness, I prayed their like for him was good enough.
I understand I should have clarified some things but I did want to leave things up for interpretation.
>>46903366
Thank you, I hope you'll find it good!

[Anonymous No.]

>>46903477
>>46903506
Are you guys not tired of being perpetually stuck in the 2014 4chan mindset?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46903331
can't be me, I'm a lowly dish scrubber

[Anonymous No.]

>>46903579
Nah, furfags can go and stay go

[Anonymous No.]

>>46903570
>What was he supposed to do other than scheme with his dad?
Not give up the literal second he sees a monster then proceed to flipflop like a retarded woman for the next FOUR chapters. At this point I just want the little punk and his dad to get an arrow through the head and be done with it.
>and the whole thing was that Sarkona had a measure of respect for that.
Horseshit, she acts like they're all retarded children. All the monsters and incubi either act like pretentious cunts or holier-than-thou dickheads lording their lives over people and refusing to let anyone just be alone you HAVE to live exactly how they want you to.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46903579
No. I'm not gonna suddenly start tolerating one or the other no matter how much you spam them here.
You've got two entire boards dedicated to them, go back there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46903579
Yeah, I've noticed furry girls have really gained in popularity over the last couple years. Furfags are still reviled, though. I've been seeing a lot of that hmofa going around.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46903120
Competition in games. Be it childrens' card games, or something like
>Hey cousin! Let's go bowling.

[Anonymous No.]

I hate how post election tourist ruined Alps and traps for every anime related board

[Anonymous No.]

>>46903625
I've always hated traps though

[Anonymous No.]

>>46903625
Of course the alpfaggot is into traps.
As if you needed any more proof they're gay.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46903625
implying redditors coming to 4chan in 2016 were the reason for trannies becoming more annoying than furfaggots

[Anonymous No.]

>Thread about monstergirls
>Posters won't stop talking about trannies and traps
hmmm

[Anonymous No.]

Alps have functional wombs unlike trannies

[Anonymous No.]

>>46903625
We can't even discuss Shugo Chara without some retards stirring the pot with their normalfag slang like "tranny this" and "troon that"

[Anonymous No.]

>>46903659
All trannies turn into alps
You're still dealing with the same people

[Anonymous No.]

>>46903657
I just said I like alps and then it devolved into whatever the fuck is going on now

[Anonymous No.]

Vampires drink human blood all the time, what happens if I drink a vampire's blood?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46903609
They are posted pretty frequently now on every board.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46903609
>>46903672
If mods weren't faggots they'd go back to permabanning everyone that posts on /trash/ and anyone who posts furshit outside of it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46903683
Your permanent always on anger is going to kill you young.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46903685
Kill yourself, tourist.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46903683
>Everyone should post exactly what I want and everything else is wrongthink
>Reddit.com

[Anonymous No.]

>>46903691
rip

[Anonymous No.]

>>46903672
Because furries have their own board. Instead of stamping them out they were given a place to fester and post from, so years later, we're feeling the effects.
>>46903683
There's this if you still had delusions they are on your side.
https://files.catbox.moe/9o7pfz.png

[Anonymous No.]

>>46903698
Furfaggots deserve only the worst.

[Anonymous No.]

Meido are you there?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46903708
Yeah the mod team is full of either third world retards, furfaggots or trannies upset when you say too many naughty words. It's probably why they never do shit about the mick and only get out of the vtuber threads when someone here says the nigger word one too many times or posts porn.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46903708
It is the simple truth that men love the female form, even if it's furry. The fur just makes it exotic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46903721
Stay on /vg/

[Anonymous No.]

>>46903746
What the hell is furry on /vg/?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46903764
It's where these crossboarding faggots keep coming from.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>46903859
>gacha trash

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>46903716
I mean if somebody wants to marry a Sith I'm not going to judge what they get their rocks of too but I will be confused when superior girls exist.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46903902
Sith needs a redesign. That's the man problem I think.

[Anonymous No.]

What monstergirls would be at the beach

[Anonymous No.]

>>46903932

[Anonymous No.]

>>46903932
A beachubus

[Anonymous No.]

>>46903498
Some of the Korean (Land of Four Souls) names sound pleasant.

>https://www.momjunction.com/baby-names/korean/girl/

[Anonymous No.]

>>46903932
Foxes are an invasive species, so you'd definitely see them at the beach.

[Anonymous No.]

>tour guide says she's actually the queen of Dragonia in disguise
>tell her she doesn't have to make up dumb stories to impress me
are all dragons like this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46903911
>cait is already a loli
>cu has a loli in world guide 3
What more can you do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46903981
I can imagine an Echidna (or any mamano really) browsing a site like this for hours. Then drinking with tears in their eyes when they get to the 'boys' section

[Anonymous No.]

>>46904030
Make them cuter.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>46904045
SMACK

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>46903669
She turns into a human woman then you wake up sweating in bed to your vampire wife looking concerned

[Anonymous No.]

>>46903945
>beachcubus
Frightening creatures. Good thing they can be distracted with volleyballs or cold drinks

[Anonymous No.]

>>46904045
Truly Morgan cosplaying as herself is a good thing.
Granted, never trust the Fey and get back to farming.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46904059
Just keep yourself covered and they'll only make moves towards the guys in swimming trunks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46899587
Imagine telling the Yugoslav Kikimora the horrifying bad news that a Serbian man stuck a bottle up his butthole?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46903932
https://catbox.moe/c/vx2std

[Anonymous No.]

>>46903932
you must the sunscreen lotion

[Anonymous No.]

Casual sex with a pyrow!
Casual marriage with a pyrow!
Casual house shopping with a pyrow!
Casual family planning with a pyrow!
Casual parent-teacher conferences with a pyrow!
Casually walking your daughter down the aisle with a pyrow!

[Anonymous No.]

An old fox just opened her eyes and all the lights went out

[Anonymous No.]

>>46904181
The only good fox is an ANCIENT fox.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46904181
Good thing her eyes glow, then. She can light things up for you if you ask politely.

[Anonymous No.]

>walking down the street to my apartment
>see this homeless Kiki standing on the sidewalk holding up a sign that says "Need master, will work for free"
>don't make eye contact don't make eye contact don't make eye contact don't make eye contact just walk just walk just walk just walk-
>"Excuse me mister."
>FUCK
>look at her
>"I am a Kikimora. I have had no success finding a master in this town. I am looking to offer my services to a suitable master."
>just tell her "Good luck." and keep walking, minding my own business, like a normal person
>kiki pouts at me from behind as I go
Fucking hobo maids. The police need to do something about all these homeless maids already.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46904181
maybe she needs corrective glasses

[Anonymous No.]

>>46904197
The police has chosen you to host a kiki, congratulations
This is non-negotiable, failure to be accomodating will be seen as impeding the law and will result in punishment

[Anonymous No.]

>>46904233
Not this anon with a kiki, but I am above the law.
MGCPD can send their beefiest hellhound and I will blast her with a bottle of cold water.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46904245
Your actions have been deemed "immature" by the head of police and thus you will be evicted from your home and placed in the care of an older fox lady who has been trying to adopt for many months now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46904260
anon didn't fear monster prison
monster juvenile detention is a different story

[Anonymous No.]

Heretics will literally see this and type: "Wife."

[Anonymous No.]

>>46903911
I wouldn't even say they need a redesign I just think people need to un-wad their panties about them and either just ignore their existence like they do with shit like Humpty Egg. Nobody is forcing people to like them at gun point and the schizo scribbles guy is just a parasite who's doing it for attention.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46904283
she's just misunderstood

[Anonymous No.]

>No otter monster wife to lay back with on the water floatie raft all day on the lake until sundown

[Anonymous No.]

>>46904298
NTA but what was humpty eggs deal again?
I forgor

[Anonymous No.]

>>46904371
she's a slime that's an undercooked jubjub

[Anonymous No.]

>>46904376
Well yes, but whats her gimmick or whatever

[Anonymous No.]

should i watch kemonokko tsuushin ~ushi musume bell~ ?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46904371
literal fetus

[Anonymous No.]

>>46904371
Pre-born jubjubs that are so horny they couldn't wait for birth and childhood to have sex. So they hatch as egg slimes, so they can fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46904386
she's got a hairbow

[Anonymous No.]

>>46904386
IIRC she still acts like a Jubjub so she'll try to keep you in her eggshell and have sex 24/7

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>46904430
Please don't cum inside your PE teacher while she's preparing for the shower

[Anonymous No.]

>>46904450
isn't that what physical education is all about?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46904410
That is pretty cursed

[Anonymous No.]

>>46904430
I'M GONNA FLUFF HER

[Anonymous No.]

>>46904502
you should see when the baby cheshires start teleporting
or the ghost baby accidently floats out for a while

[Anonymous No.]

>>46904513
That could honestly be adorable. Just a dumbass toddler teleporting haphazardly like a tiny drunkard.

[Anonymous No.]

>go to zipangu on tour
>monster JKs flash their panties at me upon noticing I'm a westerner
Why are they like this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46904559
Its a mating ritual, by stopping and noticing you have accepted their proposition, thus becoming their husband.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46904574
They can't just do that to me. I don't even live in their country. I am leaving, they can't stop me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46904583
Don't worry, customs should be able to figure something out last minute so you can take your wives back home! With virtual learning anything is possible now for your wives to finish school!

[Anonymous No.]

>>46904583
I'm sorry Anon but you should have read up on the local laws before coming.

[Anonymous No.]

Miss Kiki is gonna be pissed when she finds out I stole 3 ratas from the park.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46904606
Miss Kiki can't be too upset. Turns out that she ALSO stole 3 ratas from the park.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46903579
>OY VEY STOP NOTICING
>THE CHILDREN AND DOGS INFECTED WITH MONKEYPOX IS JUST A COINCIDENCE O ALGO

[Anonymous No.]

>>46904559
All of the local men are already taken. Yes, all of them. They have a monster overpopulation problem.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46904300
I'll make her Mrs. Ymous.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46904559
>>46904648
I'm gonna play the role of "the loud, annoying, American tourist." Not only that, but I will overexaggerate the part and be as American as possible while disrespecting the local customs and culture.

This will without a doubt keep all the monster in !Japan from even considering taking me as their husband.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46904691
>get excited girls running up to you yelling "HAMBURGER COUNTRY" in broken english

[Anonymous No.]

>>46904371
More or less a Jub-Jub fetus who transfigured into a slime girl out of sheer horny in the egg. There are Cu Sith and even Cait Sith who love their masters beyond the boundaries of ordinary owner-pet relationships and mamono mana takes the wheel. It's still just a really fucked up corner of the MGE that KC carved out for them.

[Anonymous No.]

A cait is fine, too.

[Anonymous No.]

If a monster tries to bind my limb in a fight I WILL cut it off to continue the fight!

[Anonymous No.]

>>46904735
it's your cock

[Anonymous No.]

>>46904740
I don't think a monstergirl would risk it

[Anonymous No.]

>>46904640
?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46904752
it's involved in at least half of their grapples

[Anonymous No.]

>>46904464
I'm pretty sure that in PE you cum outside unless it's anal or oral sex or you class partner or teacher allows it

[Anonymous No.]

>>46904703
>Gaijin with dazzling white teeth making it rain French fries

[Anonymous No.]

>>46904648
>farmer wanted- no experience required
>all expenses paid vacation to the royal makai-inquire within
>hiring pool boy for local mansion
>suspiciously high compensation position for groundskeeper at a local graveyard
these classified ads are a bit suspect

[Anonymous No.]

>>46904789
>tons of 'male masseuse wanted' ads for massage parlors and beauty salons all over

[Anonymous No.]

>>46904797
>there's no such thing as a professional male masseuse in mge
>any male found in the profession of massage finds themselves balls deep and married to the first monstergirl they work on
>which turns him into the personal masseuse of his new wife, and vice versa
>which of course also means any female masseuses working on a male can't control themselves

[Anonymous No.]

What if I am a warlord with a lot of soldiers and I want only war and not peace and love? What will the monsters do then? They do not wage war so they can't offer me war so they couldn't satiate me.

[Anonymous No.]

I hid in a crate to escape monsters and now I'm being shipped off somewhere

[Anonymous No.]

>>46904731
Nekomata does her schtick better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46904559
>>46904574
>>46904648
>>46904691
>>46904703
Okay but what if I want to date, sex and marry a human Zipangese JK? Pure human teenage Zipangese high school girls for me please!

[Anonymous No.]

How can monsters correct perfection?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46904839
Kill yourself /vg/ crossboarder

[Anonymous No.]

>>46904843
Change it to "purrfection" and shove a fat kot ass in your face.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46904839
Why are you like this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46904839
yes haha am human woman haha put penis in vagina now please yes?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46904703
cumborger

[Anonymous No.]

>>46904885
>Be Loner Anon, didn't even get a monster wife after they invaded
>End up making friends with some human girl you work with, eventually hit it off
>Once you finally get the courage to ask her back to your place before you know it you're both naked in your bed, about to put it in her when there's a puff of smoke and you weirdly nice human girlfriend turns out to be an Arch Demon or something
Damn those monsters!

[Anonymous No.]

>>46904895
>>Be Loner Anon, didn't even get a monster wife after they invaded
Would there be anything more soul destroying than this

[Anonymous No.]

>>46904920
Nah, that doesn't sound too bad. You could still have friends at least.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46904928
>monstergirls all around you
>all of them taken
>doesn't sound too bad

[Anonymous No.]

>>46904942
go to an eros church if it bugs you so bad. your quality of life still went up a lot

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>46904942
Eh, I'm not super interested in getting a wife anyways, especially not after my experiences with my ex. I'm more content with just being friends.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46904962
From where are you normalfags coming from?

[Anonymous No.]

What did she see, anons?

[Anonymous No.]

>Posting Nagisa
>He lacks the critical information

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>46904986
I've been here for over 15 years, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46904951
>>46904955
>>46904987
>>46904995
Go back to /vg/ you subhuman faggot

[Anonymous No.]

>>46904827
>https://monstergirlencyclopedia.miraheze.org/wiki/Mist_Continent

Try moving your army to the Land of the Four Souls.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Why do they call it a square if the hall's round?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>46904920
I would assume she's farther back in line, buried underground, or stuck in the reincarnation cycle.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

foxgirls designed for male audience
>cute, sexy, adorable
foxgirls designed for female audience to self insert as
>evil and monstrous
do they really?

[Anonymous No.]

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember that while she cannot be a member of the party, you can call on your dragon oneesan for help....just don't call it a Battle Summon.
It feels demeaning to her.

[Anonymous No.]

Both evil and mana are stored in the breasts

[Anonymous No.]

>>46905109
I'm going to suck the evil out from her breasts.
Make her good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46905111
You will only get milk.
Evil-aligned mana charged milk.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46905102
Is 'Booty Call" also demeaning? She didn't say I had to use it during battle.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46905097
hey be respectful anon
thats your foxwifes other form

[Anonymous No.]

>>46905123
Does this mean rather than me making her good she's instead making me evil?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46905128
Yes. And men store evil and mana in their balls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46904789
>hiring pool boy for local mansion
That sounds like a one way trip to getting your cock sucked by a Wight hag.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46905142
Dope, I'm gonna go cut off a little more from my cutoff shorts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46904789
Is plopping your milk dripping tits on top of someone's head a monstergirl power move or something?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46905136
Oh no. I've got to get the evil out from my balls before I become evil.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46905146
It's like cockslapping someone, but it can be done while wearing clothes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46905156
Don't worry, I'm sure the fox will gladly take her evil back

[Anonymous No.]

>>46905163
It will germinate an evil seed within her

[Anonymous No.]

I keep seeing weirdly shaped mist around my girlfriend for a moment that vanishes right after I blink. Does anyone know what's going on?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46905232
Don't worry about it.

[Anonymous No.]

Dominatrix Bicorn that whips you if you're not fucking the harem hard enough for her tastes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46905168
And that's good thing!
I mean, look at how cute the mini evil is!

[Anonymous No.]

>>46905279
God I just want to BREED Lilims!

[Anonymous No.]

>>46905109
>>46905092
>>46905086
I got hard

[Anonymous No.]

>>46905168
Well, if evil makes more evil, surely it will be multiplicative and cancel out and definitely not be additive and have your daughter be even more evil, and surely not be multiplicative (positive) and make your daughter incredibly evil.
Surely.
You could also ask for a blowjob to get it out too, I guess.

[Anonymous No.]

Drunk monsters offering to make you white russian/mixed drink with ingredients "fresh from the tap"

[Anonymous No.]

>>46905376
>offering
>not just shoving it in your mouth
drunk monsters lose what little morals they had sober

[Anonymous No.]

>>46905163
I'm going to pull that pin

[Anonymous No.]

>>46905428
ANON NO, IT'S THE ONLY THING HOLDING HER BACK

[Anonymous No.]

>>46905436
Just put it back in then

[Anonymous No.]

>>46905143
Hope you’re ready for hag saggers

[Anonymous No.]

>Monster hires man thinking she'll get an easy husband and a cute story to tell their kids
>Man that answers the ad she puts in the paper just shows up and silently works away at the tasks given to him, only giving his boss a polite "hello" and that's all

[Anonymous No.]

I'm completely mute and don't talk irl unless it's absolutely necessary, like when ordering food or doing work. I'm just a totally silent and uninteresting person who has nothing to talk about, Monsters wouldn't like me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46905489
you sound like kuudere bait

[Anonymous No.]

>>46905478
Monster tried to seduce the man bringing him drinks while he's working and each time she's wearing less clothing or a more revealing outfit

[Anonymous No.]

>>46905478
>hired as a pool cleaner by some rich hag
>just doing your job to go back home ASAP and play video games
>she keeps making innuendos but you ignore it, bros before hos and all that
>eventually she just fucking rapes you and you cum because monster pussy too good
>run out and report it to the police
>jinko policewoman takes your report
>"ok sir, did you cum inside"
>say yes
>"sir you must now do the needful and marry her, please do not resist I will take you to the chapel"
Fucking MGC is just India

[Anonymous No.]

>>46905489
>>46905493
More like manic pixie dream girl -bait

[Anonymous No.]

>>46905495
>Either acts with professionalism or barely restrained annoyance
>Eventually puts his two weeks notice in, citing workplace harassment as his reason
>Monster tearfully asks why he refuses to notice her advances, turns out he just views having a job and supporting himself to be more important than getting laid
There will be rape

[Anonymous No.]

>>46905489
>>46905478
Comments like these are built on an assumption that you can avoid being raped by acting or looking a certain way. If you don't flirt back she's just going to assume you like to play hard-to-get and grind your hips into her patio until you're meek and pleasure-whipped enough to admit that you think she's pretty and want to cuddle.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46905514
No means no. Sex won't pay for my food or put a roof over my head!

[Anonymous No.]

>>46905521
being miss wight's live-in 'pool cleaner' (sugar baby) will, though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46905524
Wights suck, though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46905530
well if you're going to leave your penis all exposed and vulnerable like that, how could you expect her not to?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46905535
No I'm talking about how pretentious they are like Vampires or how they treat their husbands like decoration pieces rather than a living human being.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46905521
>Sex won't pay for my food or put a roof over my head!
That's right, she will!

[Anonymous No.]

>>46905545
this sounds like projection. are you insecure about having a much wealthier wife?
someone needs spoiling correction

[Anonymous No.]

>>46905546
That outfit seems entirely too small to go out in public with

[Anonymous No.]

>>46905563
I don't want to rely on a woman for anything.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46905577
That's a very modest and conservative outfit in MGC.

[Anonymous No.]

>Want wight wife
>No wights in the area
>No zombies to turn into wights
>Can't be bothered to travel to undead kingdom
>Find a good looking human woman that is still pure
>Kill her (in Minecraft)
>Dump Succubus Nostrum on her corpse
>She turns into a zombie
>Give her some lovin'
>She eventually turns into a wight
Because of the way she died, this wight now has an obsession of killing human women to monsterize them into undead monsters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46905599
Go away.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46905595
MGC is a dumpster fire of a city and I don't care if that makes Mayor Lilim cry!

[Anonymous No.]

>>46905603
My friend, I wish I could go away to the undead kingdom to get brutalized by a horde of violent ghouls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46905607
I remember a time when the mayor of MGC was just some guy who was tired of all the bullshit

[Anonymous No.]

>>46905611
No I mean in real life. Kill yourself right now so I don't have to see you ever post again.

[Anonymous No.]

Monsters don't actually love you, they just view you as a source of food. They themselves are all brainwashed and lobotomized by the Demon Lord into simply thinking that swallowing cum is the same as biting and tearing into human flesh, because succubi magic has made them benefit from semen. Monsters, at their core, are still the same deep within, they've simply adopted a new form and disguised their needs for survival as "loving you".

This post was fact checked by the Order.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46905615
Thankfully he's much happier with Ms. Demon on their permanent honeymoon after he lost his reelection.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46905619
That's not how imageboards work, fren.
If not me, some other anon will post something you find abhorrent.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46905579
then you probably shouldn't have responded to the advertisement to be a wight's pool boy, anon...
you'll be spoiled and reliant and you'll be happy. stubborn anons find true happiness being hand-fed expensive foie gras and imported belgian chocolates on their rich wives' laps.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46905632
I'm probably taller than her, Anon. That's just humiliating and degrading for both parties involved. Needing a job isn't consent to be forced to put up with some slut's rotting corpse trying to molest me! She probably had more lovers than I can could when she was alive!

[Anonymous No.]

>>46905631
>>46905599
>what are lamentation mushrooms
Nah, it's just (you) posting edgeshit without reading the setting like a retard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46905670
Lamentation mushrooms kill human women. Not really any different.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46905679
>Lamentation mushrooms kill human women
Everyone knows you didnt read the setting retard, there's no point in you proving it further

[Anonymous No.]

>>46905693
>However, to those who have lost all hope in the world and are seeking to choose their own death, and those who will eventually die from sickness or severe wounds, the “scent of death” coming from these decadent mushrooms feels very fragrant and seems delicious.
>If one gives in to temptation and eats this mushroom, a delicious taste that seems out of this world, but resembles how essence tastes to monsters, spreads from the inside of the mouth, to the esophagus, and then the inside of the stomach, and they receive a shock that's like an electrical shock running throughout the body. And then, their human life comes to an END while they experience heavenly pleasure.
>Once a human has DIED from the mushroom in this manner, in the case of women, they are RESURRECTED as monsters such as "Zombie", and “Ghoul”. (Depending on the nature of the person herself, she may instead become a “Dullahan” or a "Vampire".)

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>>46905631
>newfag posts stupid shit due to severe deficit of lurking before posting
>damage controls by posting le cheshire
Name a more iconic duo

[Anonymous No.]

I hate every Kakuen I see
From Chimpan-A to Chimpanzee
Though you'll never make a monkey out of me

OH MY GOD
I WAS WRONG
It was Lescatie all along
You finally made a monkey

(Yes we finally made a monkey)

Yes you finally made a moooonkey out of meeeee

[Anonymous No.]

>>46905702
>According to one theory, it is said that zombies aren't human corpses reanimated by mamono mana. Instead, they're human corpses that have changed into a living race called zombies
Undead are different species of living organisms which pretty much ruins your "killing humans" interpretation
It's always fun seeing retards like you make bigger fools of themselves by taking things literally as you dont have the contextual clues from reading the setting

[Anonymous No.]

>>46905737
>Kakuens giving you a rundown on the similar genetic makeup humans share with apes meaning that it makes perfect sense for you to take your pants off and let her touch your dick during biology class

[Anonymous No.]

>>46905737
What's wrong with me?
I think you're horny
I want a second opinion
You're also corny

[Anonymous No.]

Stupid Vampires

[Anonymous No.]

>>46905738
To be a corpse you have to be dead. The woman has to die in order to be resurrected.


The quote has nothing to do with the discussion we're having.

What you're quoting is more in relation to whether the mamono mana is required to sustain their existence or not. As mere reanimation by mamono mana implies that if the source of the life, the mamono mana, were to be removed; the zombie would cease to be as it'd no longer be reanimated. Whereas if they're changed into a living race via mamono mana, even if the mana supply were to cease, the zombie would not as they're now alive just like any other creature.

[Anonymous No.]

>Quest added: Befriended and game with the Razer Automaton

[Anonymous No.]

dragon wights

[Anonymous No.]

>>46905702
AH so men stay dead, interesting

[Anonymous No.]

Loli wisp rape cage

[Anonymous No.]

I wanna lose my virginity to my monster girl babysitter!

[Anonymous No.]

>>46906328
Too bad you're getting the childhood friend instead.
Come on anon, your same-age best friend is visiting! And her parents paid off the babysitter to look the other way! Or at least watch from behind the door.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46906351
>implying they’re not sisters and I’m not going for both
Cowards need not apply to chocolate Manticore Sisters

[Anonymous No.]

>>46905992
Lamentation mushrooms don't kill men completely, men enter a "half-dead" state where they become prime bait for undead monsters. The man will then incubize and become the undead monster's husband.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46906351
Childhood best friend babysitting me!

[Anonymous No.]

>>46906181
Originally read this is loli wisp wage cage.
Talk about a genuinely terrifying outcome.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46906480
Lame

[Anonymous No.]

>>46901213
>>The deadline for submissions is July 1
Oh wait it's in 7 days, fuggg

[Anonymous No.]

>>46906738
7 plus 31 days

[Anonymous No.]

>Forcing your bicorn wife into a monogamous marriage

[Anonymous No.]

>>46906751
POV : me

[Anonymous No.]

>fill out monster compatability quiz
>it says foxes are my ideal partner
>retake quiz with completely different answers
>still recommends foxes
>do it again
>foxes
I'm starting to question the legitimacy of random quizzes you can take online.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46906790
>Telling your Sith wife you won't kiss her because that'd make you a furry and you're definitely not one
>Your daughters laugh even harder when they see how angry mom gets

[Anonymous No.]

snek?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46907587
no snek :(

[Anonymous No.]

>>46907587
>>46907637
No snek, only knes

[Anonymous No.]

Keep your danukis away from, or else I will sniff their breaths. Even the little nukis, I will sniff.

[Anonymous No.]

Why do foxes keep making this sign at me? I guess they must really like metal music.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46907637
it's snover...

[Anonymous No.]

>>46907785
this fox is a chestlet

[Anonymous No.]

>Is it true, you were looking for a woman who is 30+ years old?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46908097
nice hat snake lady

[Anonymous No.]

Mature snake/apophis/vamp who leaves a lipstick mark on your neck after biting it

[Anonymous No.]

>>46908150
cheshire coworker who tries to sneak a lipstick mark onto your lapel not because sex but because she knows you have a hebi wife

[Anonymous No.]

I love fox

[Anonymous No.]

>>46908186
>cheshire coworker who tries to sneak a lipstick mark onto your lapel
>hebi wife burst through the wall after sensing a WHORE near hubby
>uppercuts cheshire and sends her flying
>rapes hubby to purify him while coworkers shake their heads and comment how romantic it is

[Anonymous No.]

>>46908097
No.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46908237
Depreshed origin story

[Anonymous No.]

>>46908260
the depreshire cat

[Anonymous No.]

>>46908260
She deserved it on that one

[Anonymous No.]

I need more cats in my life, so I think I'll marry a werecat and have cute werecat daughters and adopt some cats from a local shelter and top it all off by buying mechanical arms from GremTech so I can pet every single one of them at the same time!

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[Anonymous No.]

Bros, I thought I was safe under the covers.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

it's hard to level up when gyms are so dangerous

[Anonymous No.]

>come hither boy

[Anonymous No.]

>>46908655
Joke's on her, I took the foxoplasmosis vaccine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46908676
>vtumor
Shame you have another form of cancer

[Anonymous No.]

>>46908691
Thank you anon. I have averted my eyes. Please tell me when it is safe.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm just saying, if I met a troll, I'd go up to her, kiss her on the lips, and molest one of her large hands with my much smaller hands.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46908725
Now.

[Anonymous No.]

You should seal every single unmarried fox that you run into. Not because foxes are evil or you hate them or anything, but because their future husbands really enjoy the satisfaction of unsealing their soon-to-be wives!

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

It is vital for a noble to be capable with the sword in order to defend the commoners who owe her fealty.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46905743
How did this woman get a job as a high school biology teacher?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46908906
She flashed her butt at everyone until they gave her the job

[Anonymous No.]

Anon, as much as you wish it, Kriem is not a monster girl.
She's just a goth with a husband and adopted son.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46908948
>Monke advice: Buttmogg other monsters until they relent and give you a job that gives you access to groomable young men

[Anonymous No.]

>>46908967
Who cares? She fits the physical appearance characteristics of a Wights (pale skinned noble) so that's plenty of reason for her to be posted here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46909004
Anon, that covers so many people its unworkable.
Its the "Behold a man" approach to monster girls.
Carmilla isn't exactly a good fit either as she's easily one of the more used girls from Fates.

>>46908980
I will find the temple of the kakuen and I will see what training they do up there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46909036
Why are you trying to reason with the ex-tripfag pest, just R&I, mods sometimes delete his crap.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46909036
>I will find the temple of the kakuen and I will see what training they do up there.
A lot of hip thrusts, squats, and kegels I assume.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46909076
Not to mention they'd have plenty of obstacle courses to train their verticality and climbing skills.
You could probably even find them hanging upside down and sparring.
Gratned they don't wear skirts for that reason, its mostly leotards I bet

[Anonymous No.]

>>46909067
Because I vainly hope against hope that he'll learn.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46909092
>Leotards
It wouldn't surprise me if kakuen work out naked Greek-style

[Anonymous No.]

>>46909103
If not naked then at least in their undergarments, though they'd still probably be topless.
Even when they're training they still have a mischievous side though, so expect them to try and show off a little or prank you.
I'm sure they live by the mantra of practice hard, play hard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46908906
I wouldn't mind making a baby with Kakuen sensei, maybe I will join her after school sport club

[Anonymous No.]

>>46909076
I sometimes imagine other monsters joining and training at the Kakuen temple too

[Anonymous No.]

>>46909118
Sometimes a bit of cover can be more erotic than nothing at all. A sweaty kakuen raising her shirt to air her body out after a long workout...
>>46909127
Her daughter attending the same school fifteen years later and seeing her dad receiving honours in science from her mom on the wall of past graduates. She's in it too as her mom has a visible baby bump in the photo

[Anonymous No.]

>>46909169
Mmmmm, monke
But yeah, I'm torn between them going topless or just going Sarashi's for their training.
Granted, some of them would need it more than others.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46908394
Tom

[Anonymous No.]

>>46909103
I love leotards.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46909192
i wasn't sold until i saw the leotard + hotpants combo

[Anonymous No.]

>>46909118
I want Kakuens using pasties during training, and in training matches the one who removes all the pasties from the other wins the match

[Anonymous No.]

>>46906480
>enter hibernation while waiting for a wife

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>46905498
Jinkos being poos is the worst forced meme here since mofuposting

[Anonymous No.]

>>46909273
Disagree. Mofu wasn't hygenically repulsive. Associating Jinko's with the street shitters is repulsive on account of the abysmal hygiene of a people who gain a reputation for street shitting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46909273
i do like the siberan jinkos

[Anonymous No.]

Jungle cats

[Anonymous No.]

>>46909273
>>46909286
poossy

[Anonymous No.]

Fat kots

[Anonymous No.]

>>46909323
I like dark skinned monsters when they are sweaty, wet or simply shine a lot

[Anonymous No.]

>>46909338
You like oiled up Anubis', don't you Anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46909345
I like oiled up monsters in general, even if they are at the street all oiled up instead of wearing proper clothing

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>46909352
Fun fact, in the past people used to cover themselves in olive oil to insulate the heat because clothes weren't that available or weren't proper for the cold, so it would have been pretty common seeing people oiled up on the street when it was cold

[Anonymous No.]

>>46909365
So that's how mamano like Yeti stay warm?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46909356
Perfect Sabbath proportions

[Anonymous No.]

>>46909365
I see... another tourist draw for the desert kingdoms then

[Anonymous No.]

>>46909370
Explains why Miss Yeti's brown skin is so shiny!

[Anonymous No.]

>>46909380
I guess in the desert is better to oil up than wear warm clothes

[Anonymous No.]

>>46909391
being the royal oiler and ! ! painter is hard work

[Anonymous No.]

>>46909391
That's why their clothes look so transparent, they are soaked in oil

[Anonymous No.]

DO NOT cover yourself in oil.
A Ryu will send a thunderstorm and you will be lifted high into the air, where you are helpless to protect yourself from Harpies and other avian fiends.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46909438
Just fly away? Not like they can stop you, you are covered in oil

[Anonymous No.]

>getting pinned down and raped by a whitehorn
It's amazing how quickly these creatures flip a switch when their initial moves are rejected. They go from kind, caring, and gentle to feral rapist with no regard for your desires or consent.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46909404
Not to mention she makes you do it naked and if you get a boner at all you get sucked dry by Anubis-Chan and the Pharaoh.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46909455
even the gentlest monster is still a monster
X days without milking a holst is a timebomb

[Anonymous No.]

>>46909463
You oil the desert monsters and they oil your back using their oiled naked bodies

[Anonymous No.]

>>46909463
>! ! painter
Regular jackal spotted
Eveyone known anubi have the ! ! from birth. It requires no maintenance, for it is as much a part of her has her fur

[Anonymous No.]

>>46909450
I bet they have shows like that on MonTV where they cover a male human with oil and the first monster contestant who catches him gets to keep him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46909480
the jubjub pre-event interviews are something

[Anonymous No.]

>>46909468
Imagine oiling up a desert kingdom’s royal court and then seeing them all covered in oil, smirking at you before the gangrape.
>>46909477
Clearly it’s for the others to match their friend, fool.

[Anonymous No.]

>Walk outside
>Bright, sunny day, not a cloud in sight
>Get struck by lightning and raped by a raiju because lightning can strike up to 25 miles out from the parent storm

[Anonymous No.]

>>46909480
Eh, I've always been more of a fan of that show where they throw a naked guy into a minotaur maze and if he escapes he gets a cash prize (no human's won yet)

[Anonymous No.]

>>46909510
Speaking of gangrape, are Hellhounds the type to gangrape or do they prefer to keep their husbands as their own personal property?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46909323
salt cats?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46909512
I want to hug a Raiju and make a complete circuit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46909524
depends if they roll with a pack or not

[Anonymous No.]

>>46909524
Depends. Hellhounds tend to be solo hunters, but in rare circumstances some Hellhound litters will pack bond and share a husband.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46909524
Hellterriers have been observed in groups of seven at a time, operating in sync.
Hellmastiffs usually only operate alone, because having two in a certain radius will stretch the locality's supply of pizza, beer, and gyms to its limits causing competition for resources.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46909538
>Missing report filed
>A day later the medics find Anon and the Riaju in her living room
>Report is marked down as another case of long-term paralysis induced by close contact with a raiju without proper safety equipment

[Anonymous No.]

>>46909539
>>46909545
Do Hellhounds even form harems with other Hellhounds? Their, pack alpha behavior makes me think that two or more in the same harem would be a complete mess of constant competition to get the highest in the pecking order.

[Anonymous No.]

Reminder that if you want to bully a Manticore, just make her break character by pretending to be actually hurt. Now if you aren't hurt, you'll be raped for an entire week, but if you ARE actually hurt then be ready to be stuck with the most affectionate Manticore you've ever seen! (she will still spine you any second she can since it technically works as a painkiller)

[Anonymous No.]

>>46909566
They are all on the top. They give each other compliments and are very supportive.
Anon is on the bottom. He is also under their bottoms.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46909571
it's like acupuncture except it works

[Anonymous No.]

>>46909566
That’s why they have to be the result of a multiple birth. Pack dynamics start to form if they’re quintuplets or more.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46909571
Another friendly reminder, if you want to inflate a manticore's ego, engage in vore play with her. Then she'll be able to call herself a real maneater, and it's actually true.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46909588
Instructions unclear, drank alcohol out of a manticore's tail.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46909594
>Warm wine
You sure you want this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46909557
NO
THEY ARE NOT ALLOWED TO BREAK OUR EMBRACE

[Anonymous No.]

>>46909594
>She swallows it down her tail before you can get a sip

[Anonymous No.]

>>46909602
Hot wine is good
https://fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vin_chaud

[Anonymous No.]

>>46909588
>>46909594
>>46909602
>>46909606
Kill yourself, samefagging /vg/ crossboarder

[Anonymous No.]

>>46909606
>now at least tipsy Manticore wants to wash the wine down with cum
Have fun!

[Anonymous No.]

Start sniffing the 'nukis when they're young!

[Anonymous No.]

>>46909620
>>46909588
>wikifaggot filename
You can stop trying to pretend you're not some faggot from /mggg/ still letting this thread live rent free in your head after 10 fucking years

[Anonymous No.]

I've mindbroken my wife into preferring to be an adult.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46909603
Bro calm down, they are just gonna set up an IV drip

[Anonymous No.]

>>46909630
Getting a Baphomet addicted to giving titfucks

[Anonymous No.]

>>46909630
Big Baphos are fine too

[Anonymous No.]

>>46909641
nipple pinching

[Anonymous No.]

why the fuck aren't you replying to my falseflagging ffs

[Anonymous No.]

>Learning an instrument with your centaur wife
>She picks up a flute
>Can play large pieces of music before taking a breath due to her large lungs

[Anonymous No.]

>>46909609
>>46909629
Go touch grass.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46909644
I want a tall, busty Baphomet who wears eye shadow, glossy lipstick and calls me “ otouto”.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46909653
This is nice

[Anonymous No.]

>>46909634
Oh, okay... good... good

[Anonymous No.]

>>46909665
I want this but she still calls me onii-chan

[Anonymous No.]

>>46909675
You know it's a good orchestra when its woodwind and brass sections are populated with centaurs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46909653
ms unicorn always be singing

[Anonymous No.]

>>46909665
https://img3.gelbooru.com//images/82/a6/82a6d4374991d3a5ba34ff5c0db530e7.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>46909665
I want an old short busty Baphomet

[Anonymous No.]

>>46909521
>no human's won yet
Yeah, seems to be a recurring theme in these game shows. But I guess it's better than those reality shows, not to mention that ridiculous Cheshire's Hidden Camera garbage.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46909699
she likes her alchemy

[Anonymous No.]

>>46909700
A shortstack hag is fine too, I just wanna be used by a Baphomet that says cringe shit like “shota erotic”

[Anonymous No.]

>>46909700
I wish Nav drew more of this Bapho hag, I want to manhandle her like this https://files.catbox.moe/ihm634.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

CHOMP!

[Anonymous No.]

>>46909690
And the sounds they can make with their hooves!

[Anonymous No.]

>>46909741
I prefer the rose alraunes
They smell nice

[Anonymous No.]

>>46909741
i'd walk through a forest densely packed with both kinds of maneaters

[Anonymous No.]

>>46909700
https://files.catbox.moe/hrxqzl.png

[Anonymous No.]

>>46909807
>leaving her pussy untended
very selfish

[Anonymous No.]

>>46909741
The spring hair allows for long distance pounces.

[Anonymous No.]

I, a wise and powerful wizard, have been battling my Dark Mage rival for over fifty years straight in a deadly stalemate. I shall never give up, I WILL eventually win and prove that I AM BETTER. I will shatter the illusion of Monsterized magicians being superior to us traditional human spellcasters for good, just watch me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46909762
>>46909805
I read recently that most modern flowers of the kind you buy in stores have been bred to smell inoffensive and subdued. For example if you go to a botanical garden and smell wild flowers they smell far stronger. Plant mamano could absolutely knock you on your feet from smell alone and probably from a far greater distance than you would expect.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46909805
I bet she’d tease you about her being at paizuri height at all times.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46909816
Another future mana pump, how sad...

[Anonymous No.]

>>46909825
So the more wild a plant monster is, the stronger her pheromones?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46909825
That sounds nice. I love strong smelling flowers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46909816
Time is against you. The Dark Mage will outlive you, but I know a youth spell you can use.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46909741
Venus fly trap acid feels good.

[Anonymous No.]

Anon, Anon no, dont install a lightning rod. The raijus will swarm and you will short out the entite building.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46909811
sneaky plants lurk above in the trees
anons don't look up very much

[Anonymous No.]

>>46909866
Fool, I'm installing the lightning rod to LURE the raiju swarm! I will be the center of an entire raiju powerplant!

[Anonymous No.]

>>46909866
Why would I want to run the risk of having to deal with some retard sluts? If monsters invaded I'm getting the fuck out of where I am now and live in the woods and salting the earth so no Dryads or whatever can grow nearby.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46909884
dorome'd

[Anonymous No.]

>>46909884
That's smart. Monsters are sex addled at best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46909885
Gravel and sawdust.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46909884
>>46909887
monsters are simply repaired human women to how theyre supposed to be

[Anonymous No.]

>>46909894
Human women are trash, though. It's why corrupted monsters are low tier garbage that I'd rather die

[Anonymous No.]

>>46909898
thats what i said
theyre women how theyre supposed to be

[Anonymous No.]

>>46909898
elf-bait

[Anonymous No.]

>>46909913
Oh no, the elves are returning.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46909913
Elves are trash too, all the problems with nobel monsters like Vampires and Wights but ten times as cunty.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>46909924
How pretty

[Anonymous No.]

>>46909898
you are homosexual

[Anonymous No.]

>>46909924
This is very attractive in the summer heat

[Anonymous No.]

>>46909937
>not wanting some used goods slut that likely cheated at the drop of a hat is homosexual
Retard

[Anonymous No.]

>>46909898
Just as I said with alps, if none of you will take them, then I will. More for me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46909913
>>46909917
>>46909922
Elves are a proud people. That's why they are a race of exhibitionists. They know they're beautiful and flaunt that beauty.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46909942
>rages over some retarded non-monstergirl related shit
Thanks for proving my point, faggot

[Anonymous No.]

>>46909827
Paizuri height monsters pressing their breasts into your groin while talking to you is an old yet still effective form of seduction

[Anonymous No.]

>>46909952
I don't care, I still hate elves.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46909952
poke vulva

[Anonymous No.]

>>46909953
It's what human women do and it's why monsters that used to be human are trash. Sorry that you're mad nobody wants the actual worst type of monster girl aside from the "women" known as Alps.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46909959
you hate whatever warped image of an elf that you have in your deranged rotten /tg/fag brain

[Anonymous No.]

>>46909959
what if elf but nice?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46909969
Not some /tg/nigger. I just hate women and Elves are the closest to 3DPD in MGE aside from Dwarv

[Anonymous No.]

>>46909967
>continues to seethe about retarded non-monstergirl related shit
absolutely amazing how you insist on embarrassing yourself even further

[Anonymous No.]

>>46909976
>the closest to 3DPD in MGE aside from Dwarv
That one's going in the book.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46909974
Impossible. Her eyes are covered, she must be hiding something! Scheming to ruin the Hero's party down the line!

[Anonymous No.]

>>46909734
That looks like that wonderland Bapho that has been posted a couple of times

[Anonymous No.]

>>46909944
So you admit to being a cuck (willing to fuck used good) and a faggot (willing to fuck men pretending to be women i.e. alps)?
I guess at least now we can all agree that alpfags are actual cucks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46909976
>3DPD
You don't even know what you're talking about

[Anonymous No.]

>>46909994
and to think he seemed so reasonable up until now

[Anonymous No.]

>>46909994
Of course he doesn't, he's a deranged /tg/ shitposter. Just ignore him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46909976
>and Elves are the closest to 3DPD in MGE aside from Dwarv
People in this general sure are funny with how they think their personal emotions are a substitute for an argument.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46909983
>That one's going in the book.
Found the /tg/.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46909983
What book?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46909994
>>46910006
>Acts like cunts
>Pretends they're better than human men in every way
>Not even Monsters by technicality in MGE until they get Mamono Mana
>Ugly
Again, they're the closest MGE has to 3D's aside from the actual human women and those are trash too. Gimmie some sealed ancient evil any day of the week over a corrupted Elf or Human woman.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46910018
The book of a hundred little things I like about hubby.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46910020
Again, that's just your deranged schizofantasies.

[Anonymous No.]

God I hate Elves so much. I was just minding my business on my small, poor farm I run all by myself when suddenly these pompous rich Elves in their glittery noble clothing came by and giggled at me being less fortunate than them, then they went on back to their rich walled Elf city to probably eat well while I sit here undernourished every day! I will never stop hating Elves for being so much better than us humans......

[Anonymous No.]

>>46910033
Human women canonically cheat in MGE. Why would I want that baggage? Elves are also trash since that one fallen maiden had one as a mom and she abandoned her family.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46910073
>continues to seethe about retarded non-monstergirl related shit
>muh elves bad because in my headcanon all of them are le bad
absolutely amazing how you insist on embarrassing yourself even further

[Anonymous No.]

>>46910073
you really ought to get a bigger sample size than 1

[Anonymous No.]

>>46910091
All elves are just cuck bait ok?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46909940
>summer heat
But it's still spring.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46910113
No, it's too hot to be spring I can't stand it no more

[Anonymous No.]

Imagine being the sergeant of a tank full of tomboy kots, the purring would be louder then the engine

[Anonymous No.]

>>46910140
War against the canine menace was never not our option of choice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46910147
It's a crusade in Eros named to wed billion in the order territory, canine and feline will work together paw in paw because Eros says so(I promised to abolished segregation during petting day)

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>>46910091
It's the only Elf that's an actual mentioned character in MGE and the only thing she did was leave her husband and child so he can work himself to death. Again, zero reason to ever want an Elf in MGE since it's likely they're all the same if the ONLY example of their behavior is something to go off of.
>but manono mana fi-
Sure, if you drop like a whistle on the ground and dust it off it doesn't look dirty but you're an idiot if you put your mouth on that

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>>46910162
>he's still ranting about his delusions
fascinating, mr. tourist

[Anonymous No.]

>>46910162
Awakenings what dreams may come

[Anonymous No.]

>>46910162
you should turn your negative delusions into positive delusions. you're still crazy but much happier

[Anonymous No.]

So anyways this is why I love my drama free foxes. No headaches, just fluff and soft ears.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46910201
Except when /vg/ trash decides to spam chink and gook ones like spambots.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46910201
villainy thy name is fox

[Anonymous No.]

>>46910201
Most foxes posted are gachashit

[Anonymous No.]

More like SEX

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>46910201
I respect the fox's fluff but I prefer kots, I would be ok with an Inari, they're nice and gentle and not -dom oriented

[Anonymous No.]

>>46910211
>>46910218
Maternity thy name is fox

[Anonymous No.]

>>46909629
>This mad over the archive filenames
cope shoggykins

[Anonymous No.]

>Now the retard is spamming foxshit
What a shit thread

[Anonymous No.]

>>46910228
>calling your catgirl gf kitten
Would that be offensive? Or would it be like calling your girlfriend 'baby'.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46910232
>Get called out for being a crossboarder faggot trying to blend in
Throw yourself out of a window, /vg/ trash.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46910201
truly the pinnacle of monster evolution.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46910233
You're free to leave, maybe return to reddit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46910247
Holy ear wings

[Anonymous No.]

I'm a big fan of the weasels myself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46910238
I would use it for my kittens, not my wife but I don't think it's offensive

[Anonymous No.]

>>46910256
those radar dishes can detect a male from great distances

[Anonymous No.]

>>46910249
>outsider telling anyone to leave
Get fucked /vg/nigger. You've never been welcome.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46910247
I'm not that much into single tail young fox but skimpy dressed fox hags get all my attention

[Anonymous No.]

>>46910247
you can trust foxes with their ears down. that's a sign of domestication

[Anonymous No.]

>>46910272
You're like a broken record. Is this an actual autism indicator? Repeating the same thing constantly?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46910247
Nah, that's sandworms.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46910280
Wait a fucking second... I recognize this fox

[Anonymous No.]

>>46910281
Kill yourself

[Anonymous No.]

>>46910277
I actually prefer my foxes with single tails, they look more natural to me. I still like multi-tailed foxes though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46910201
How is this legal?

[Anonymous No.]

All I need in life is a fluffy-tailed wife, bros... doesn't matter which, just need my fluff fix taken care of.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46910267
Big eared foxes can differentiate a male from a female at distance just from their breathing alone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46910277
>>46910305
i dont mind as long as fluff to body volume is at least 50%

[Anonymous No.]

>>46910240
There's only one person consistently assmad directly at Wikifag for no reason and it's you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46910309
What did he mean by this?

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>>46910312
I see. You need a Senko.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46910325
he was probably just complimenting that foxes body. not really into that myself, but as long as hes happy.

[Anonymous No.]

I just want to assfuck a monster girl.

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>>46910324
>Working this hard to shift the narrative
Anyone posting a monster girl with he wikifilename has been a shitposting faggot and nothing you say can prove the opposite. Now fuck off and kill yourself, /vg/ invader.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46910341
>perfectly good vagina
>goes for the shitter
why

[Anonymous No.]

>>46910312
careful what you wish for boy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46899587
I want to squeeze some hebi titties

[Anonymous No.]

>>46910361
it's pretty nice i bet

[Anonymous No.]

>>46910361
SNAKE MILK

[Anonymous No.]

>>46910334
>shows that never got a second season

[Anonymous No.]

A shower a day keeps the beelzebubs away

[Anonymous No.]

>>46910361
Just looks like an elf, not enough tail or scale.

[Anonymous No.]

Is there an mge gacha yet?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46910438
Fucking thankfully not. The less /vg/ faggots the better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46910430
i appreciate some tactical mistletoe
anon is now bound by human customs to kiss

[Anonymous No.]

>>46910430
>anon does not know

[Anonymous No.]

>>46910464
No I'm not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46910520
it's the rules. ms demon is very familiar with rules; you should follow the rules.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46910528
Ms. Demon is an idiot and humans don't listen to dumb rules all the time. We even kill each other over not following rules!

[Anonymous No.]

>>46910341
Only if it's a kunoichi.

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>>46910562
Kunoichi is for prone boning.

[Anonymous No.]

The foxes have clearly claimed all posters

[Anonymous No.]

Do loli mamano have to fear pitbulls?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46910692
it happens

[Anonymous No.]

>>46910692
>>46910711
most invasive species strikes once again

[Anonymous No.]

>>46910731
They are like 60% of Hagvile, but still Danukis hoard all the wealth despite being only 10% of Hagville's population

[Anonymous No.]

>>46910344
>Anybody who uses the archive files is a crossboarder invader
Holy fucking cope Batman

[Anonymous No.]

>>46910741
>>Anybody who uses the archive files is a crossboarder invader
Yes. You're doing a good job at proving my point..

[Anonymous No.]

>>46910692
>"oh?"
>"theres still some left?"

[Anonymous No.]

Sleep maus, massage me and ease my pains

[Anonymous No.]

>>46910344
The burden of proof lies with the one making utterly deranged schizo-tier claims

[Anonymous No.]

>>46910344
>>46910770
Why does it feel like every single general on 4chan after 2020 has its own version of ack?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46910770
See
>>46909620
>>46909588
and kill yourself, faggot

[Anonymous No.]

For that one anon who wanted dhampir.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46910785
Why don't you just post monster girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46910871
Because he must yell and scream and tantrum

[Anonymous No.]

Sons were meant to turn their adoptive momsters into actual momsters

[Anonymous No.]

>>46910709
No more than Werewolves have to fear Big Snoopa.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46910871
>>46910877
>replying to yourself
>posting westoid goblins
>after given evidence, tries to pivot the conversation away
Kill yourself.

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>>46910088
He also got the story he's quoting wrong. It was an evil (human) stepmother in that story not an elf. The only elf in that series is a different character entirely.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46910900
Only 1 person disagrees with your approach, we get it

[Anonymous No.]

>>46910907
Still proves my point in that human women in MGE are trash and don't deserve to be monsters.

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[Anonymous No.]

Wezel

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>>46910821
Sick. Thanks skai!

[Anonymous No.]

>>46910956
I want to fluff them all

[Anonymous No.]

>>46910747
Get help, or Canadian healthcare. You've been mad ever since you got banned from that one Dicksword.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46911138
Go back to /vg/.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46910941
I think there may be multiple serial huggers about

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>>46910277
Does she go for groceries dressed like that?

[Anonymous No.]

>The Blood Queen after a rejuvenating Death Night
>Circa. 1527
>Footnote: >>46910971
No this isn't a vampire, this is a radical/extremist faction dark elf engaging in an obscure blood ritual

[Anonymous No.]

>>46911203
She's soooo edgy

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>>46911185
She only dresses like that when hubby is around.

[Anonymous No.]

demon sexo

[Anonymous No.]

>>46911103
Careful, those wezels are sharp

[Anonymous No.]

>>46911185
Hags tend to dress quite boldly on the street to attract a potential mate, desperation is a strong motivation

[Anonymous No.]

>>46911276
She looks like she was talked into doing it, likely by a succ.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46911185
There are public orgies and even children having sex on public parks for fun, dressing like that is nothing for monsters

[Anonymous No.]

>>46911300
Yeah that's a little too much for me, thanks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46911308
Anons can't handle peak mge.

[Anonymous No.]

personally my favorite piece of Uma Musume worldbuilding is horse girls having a separate lane for them where their speed limit is higher than the car's

[Anonymous No.]

>Lawful Good aligned Dragon Newt, minds of Demon Realms fags cannot comprehend

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>>46911337
Makes sense. Also harpies would be an easy guess but imagine spiders climbing the sides of buildings or infesting subways.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm going to go adventuring with an ogre companion and she's pretty stealthy for a rogue her size.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46911337
Wrong thread?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46911386
By some defintions those horse girls are considered monster girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46910353
It's a Cheshire anon

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>>46911364
Lawful good? More like awful goof!

[Anonymous No.]

>>46911337
Ms. Whitehorn gets her own deer lane in Winterstown, strangely the only clear snow paths are between school, the wine store, and Selkie's bar

[Anonymous No.]

>>46911454
Lets see if she stays smug after I get her rectum inflated my seed and her anus unable to close after I'm done with her

[Anonymous No.]

>>46911364
>lawful good
Yawn. Come back with a ruthlessly efficient and cynical neutral evil dragonewt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46911469
>mysterious winding path to your doorstep on the way back from the selkie bar

[Anonymous No.]

>>46911496
Isn't that exactly what Dragonewts want though?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46911155
>>46911290
Chink and gook trash don't belong on /jp/.
Fuck off

[Anonymous No.]

>>46911502
A thousand cumming men in an instant.
No love. No emotion.
Rape them all and leave the details to the pencil pushers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46911529
>dragon population skyrockets with her at the helm of the army
>decisive victories every battle
>has never smiled
>even dragons are too nervous to look her in the eye

[Anonymous No.]

>>46911251
I prefer sweater mode. Let the thong be a surprise for when I take it off.

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>>46911366
>imagine spiders climbing the sides of buildings or infesting subways
Or my heart.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46911638
>sweater mode
you should know by now whenever a monster wears a sweater theyre obligated to shove you inside of it with them

[Anonymous No.]

>>46911673
Oh no?!

[Anonymous No.]

In thinking about MGC, there would have to be some kind of spacious monorail or similar form of pubic transit, since cars in our world are not going to work a lot of monstergirls
What other accommodations will there have to be? Perhaps a water pipe for aquatic monstergirls to get around town? A flying altitude window for aerial monstergirls?

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>>46911686
>Perhaps a water pipe for aquatic monstergirls to get around town?
Makes me think of that snekguy story with the underwater city.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46911686
Giant doors. Both tall and wide.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>46911668
>subway has to shut down for the day because some arachne wove a web across the tunnel to catch trains full of men

[Anonymous No.]

>>46911686
Monorails are terribly inefficient, I bet they have a subway net plus public succubuses, also a lot of play parks and public bathrooms for some reason, public water fountains and a lube fountains next to those

[Anonymous No.]

>>46911831
Love hotels everywhere, even close to schools and also nurseries next to public and private schools.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46911858
I worry about overpopulation in a world with monstergirls. Every single couple ends up with, like, a dozen children.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46911858
Why love hotels when we can just go under the bridge https://files.catbox.moe/2lanp9.png

[Anonymous No.]

>>46910528
what is the difference between a familiar and a shikigami?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46911867
I wouldn't worry about that when magically you got unlimited resources and a whole new world to populate

[Anonymous No.]

>>46911881
The underpass is full, everyone else had the same idea. It's just... thirty couples fucking.

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>>46911888
When you think about it, I suppose they could use their portal fuckery to rip open a bridge to entirely new planets in the solar system, or even other solar systems, and just mamonobama their ecosystems to life and atmospheres to breathable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46911891
>try to use the underpass
>it's so frequently used that there are gym mats and payed municipal staff to wash them and provide lubes or water to the couples there
>sponsored by the Danuki government

[Anonymous No.]

>>46911891
Someone has to leave eventually, like a parking lot

[Anonymous No.]

>>46911888
Isn't MGC supposed to be sort of set in our world?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46911919
Have you read the encyclopedia?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>46911513
She just wants to say hi and come in

[Anonymous No.]

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[Anonymous No.]

>>46911961
need feathery wife

[Anonymous No.]

>>46911964
Sameses

[Anonymous No.]

I just remembered a small line in the Sabbath Grimoire saying that mamano have been known to use divine magic sourced from the Chief God. It's got me wondering if the Chief God has been fighting off corruptive wounds from her battle with the Demon Lord and her husband and the corruption is winning enough to give her a split personality.

[Anonymous No.]

>everyone waiting for that new thread smell

[Anonymous No.]

>>46912056
Imagine monstergirl pheromones

[Anonymous No.]

>>46912152
Imagine monstergirl pharaoh moans!

[Anonymous No.]

>>46912158
Penetration or cunnilingus?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46912163
Reaction to Miss Sphinx and Miss Cheshire teaming up to unleash horrible puns on her court.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46912177
Ah, despair.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46912189
Or an opportunity for Anon to be her savior. With the spray bottle.

[Anonymous No.]

excuse me, where is the wurms?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46912228
They went missing!

[Anonymous No.]

>>46912228
Is this a wurm?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46912228
>>46912239
Are these wurms?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46912228

[Anonymous No.]

>>46912239
>>46912243
those are flying wurms
less cute but smarter

[Anonymous No.]

>>46911929
There's a page on Monster Girl City?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46912264
No but there are a lot of continent in their world

[Anonymous No.]

>>46912273
Yes, their world in MGE
But I'm talking about the notional MGC. Isn't it supposed to mostly be at in a sort-of our world, a place of non-infinite resources

[Anonymous No.]

>run into this desperate dragon hag on the streets
>she immediately begins tailing me back home and preying upon me
>corners me in the neighborhood and is coming towards me
>try pleading with her that I'm not into hags, she says it's too late
>insist that I already have an automaton back home as a lie, she says she doesn't care
>tell her that I have a single younger brother who is into hags I can introduce her to and show her his face on my phone, she actually stops and thinks he looks cuter
>tell her where he lives at and she flies off after him instead of me
Phew, that was close. I almost got hagged, good thing my bro has my back though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46911953
Remember: shivering is a sign of distress in snowy mamono realms. They have an obligation to help you in your hour of need, even if that means moving into your house and dressing in matching sweaters for the Christmas card to show her mother that she's going to get those granddaughters and to stop nagging her about finding a husband.

[Anonymous No.]

Goodnight Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember that summer weather means summer maid outfits.
Its hard work for a kiki to look both seasonal, cute, and professional at the same time.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>46912351
>Its hard work for a kiki to look both seasonal, cute, and professional at the same time.
LIES

[Anonymous No.]

>>46911391
you had better not be discounting horses

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>46912351
Kiki is always ready, rain or shine!

[Anonymous No.]

>>46912228
Restocking. Check back in 9 months.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46912376
Who's boat are we on?

[Anonymous No.]

zzap

[Anonymous No.]

>>46912438
zap...

[Anonymous No.]

>>46912438
>raiju cop insists I was "reaching for a weapon" when she tazed me
>said I had a "stabbing implement" in my pants
>demon judge demands I drop my pants in the middle of court so that the raiju can get a good look at "Exhibit D"
>raiju asks for a recess so that she can run some tests to be sure
>confirms that it was indeed the same one she spotted earlier after several semen ballistics tests conducted in the jury room

[Anonymous No.]

>>46912438
i sure hope this overcharged rapebeast won't rape me

[Anonymous No.]

>>46912476
ill yell out that this is kangaroo court and start calling everyone virgin hags until they drag me off

[Anonymous No.]

>>46912476
I'm going to violently throw the officer over the bench and penetrate her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46912510
>tfw no kangaroo wife to carry you around in a pouch for outback adventures
>ywn drink VBs together on Uluru
>ywn help her fight off the Emu harpy neighbors from your shack
>ywn have to protect your son from the dingo triplets from down the road
Feels bad, cunt...