The ever wonderful and young Yukarin~!

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Yoink.

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>>46897748
I do not consent to being taken to Gensokyo.
I do not consent to being anyone's pet.
I do not consent to pleasuring old women.
I assert my free will and self determination.

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>>46897836
P.S.
I am a faggot

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I will suck the milk from her saggers if she grabs me

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Rape?

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>>46897836
I don’t think she or any other powerful woman cares about your consent.

>>46898707
What if she forcefully kisses you right on your mouth first?

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>>46897836
I consent to being taken to Gensokyo.
I consent to being anyone's pet (except for Aya).
I consent to pleasuring old women and impregnating them.
I consent to these with my free will and self-determination.

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>>46900234
What's wrong with Aya?

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>>46900234
>I consent to pleasuring old women and impregnating them.
>impregnating them
Oh anon...

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Yukari Yakumo, also known as 'Sahara Womb'

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>>46897836
She doesn't care about Consent Anon, you'll become her personal pet

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>>46899315
Mating press until the hakurei shrine falls untila tidal wave of mini gappies

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>>46900473
God willing he'll try his best.

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adding fertility boosters to her every meal
its okay shes a youkai her body is strong she can take it

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>>46902367
Then again, youkai work differently than humans, maybe a 1200 gap youkai is at the peak of her fertility!

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>>46902699
If you believe in her fertility...
Those are the rules right?

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>>46901134
I want this but me in Yukari's position and Yukari in the dudes position

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>>46897748
no

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Canonically, Yukari is the type of person that's lonely, but also creepy even by Youkai standards. She's incredibly intelligent, but is incapable of effectively teaching since she'll speak in highly abstract terms. Immensely beautiful, but so vain that you can't help but be annoyed.
It almost feels like a literary lesson in pride, if she just took a lesson out of Yuyoko's book and took it a little easy then she might be the happiest person in Gensokyo.
I feel like she would fall for anyone who could teach her that, but it also seems impossible to get her ear since your not 'on her level', it's also not so easy to hang up your own pride.
The very definition of a troubling woman.

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>>46903770
Given her personality I reckon she'd kidnap someone she liked a lot first and then try to stockholm syndrome them into loving her, possibly trying to encourage a master-servant shikigami relationship instead of between equals, and possibly (playfully?) threatening to eat you if you don't behave. A very troublesome lady!

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>>46903927
I had an idea like that awhile ago.
The plot would be Yukari is experimenting with the idea of 'Youkai Marriage' to promote stability in Gensokyou by wedding Humans and Youkai, which is officiated by the human offering a body part to the Youkai to eat. This results in the Youkai's existence being less volatile and gives them a protective compulsion for their partner.
Yukari would be the first to try it out, using rigorous empirical analysis, she selects the perfect human and offers them something they can't refuse(maybe saving a relative from cancer or something like that) in exchange for his courtship sealed with his eyes. The meat of the story would be Yukari going through the motions of being a married couple in a very systematic way, leaving the blind husband rather confused and unfulfilled, and Yukari would try to convince herself that she's happy and her plan is working perfectly, but she isn't and it's not. The twist would be that her analysis WAS perfect, but it was a for a different guy and the husband was someone she grabbed by mistake.

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>>46903927
>>46904014
Zounose? Is that you?

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Absolutely destroying Yukari with love and affection until she becomes useless

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>>46904138
>until she becomes useless
So...You're doing nothing?

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>>46904140
I won't be able to as she is curled around me and refuses to let go

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>>46904083
>Zounose
I thought about those works actually and I think this concept, while cannibalistic in form, is very different in function. When a human get's eaten in Zounouse's work, they die, they typically don't agree to it or bring it about, and it serves the function of some cruel society that's seemingly impossible to change. I used to believe I disliked those works because I emphasized with the people getting eaten out of nowhere and how uncomfortable to see people let it happen, but now I think it's because I've only lived in 'interesting times', having had a position at five different companies in my career when a typical Japanese salary worker would only have one by this point, so I'm repulsed by people who live in complacency and are too afraid of change to question their motives and purpose deeply, because I've only lived in comparable chaos. The second issue I have is that Zounouse's works are about human sacrifice and death, but I believe death is too easy, short, and having known a few suicidal people, is just a sterile escape hatch for weakness. I prefer works about suffering and change, where death and giving up are options, but they're the easy, boring solution.

It'd be important that the guy giving up his eyes survives, does it willingly for some reason, and has to live with the consequences of his actions. Yukari would also have to be doing this because the world is changing in some fashion and society has to adapt to it, maybe dwindling population or Youkai disappearing because the human village is to comfy and at the same time the Youkai are too relaxed now to terrify them like they once were, whatever it is, it should be Yukari trying to hold onto the status quo in some fashion through an extreme means.

tl;dr Zounose writes about death, sacrifices to a cruel society, and what people do in those situations and I prefer stories about consequences, the shifting sands of The World, and pride.

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>>46904408
>Zounouse's works are about human sacrifice and death
It's also tone deaf and poorly delivered, almost to the point of coming off as comedic. RAIN FALL is a good example, it's a horrible disaster as shitloads of people—humans and youkai—die. With some dying despite the best efforts of the protagonist. It could be a decent theme of how you can't hope to save everyone, but it then sours the ending with everyone forgetting the incident to a drinking party. Canni-can depicts this human internment camp the Kappa have where they take these husks of people and lead them into a comically large blender like lemmings. Kaminare features a child from the village being made into a sacrifice and nobody, but Sanae, has a problem with it until she's forced to eat it, and afterwards thought it was delicious. It boils down to shock value and kills the impact or emotion of a scene when it's played off like a joke.
TL;DR he should stick to writing comedy.

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>>46904614
How would you say it can be done well then, specifically for writing about dating Yukari? I feel like writing that for any length of time would compel me to note that this is a lady who - implicitly - kidnaps and eats kids. You could get away with it for many hus but Yukari is too woven into the underbelly of Gensokyo for it to not feel insincere to who she is if you just ignored it. Coming across as insincere or just trying a cheap shock both feels wrong.

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>>46903927
>threatening to eat you if you don't behave
i wouldnt give a fuck, but that would result in her torturing me psychologically, which is not ideal per se

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>>46904614
Agreed, he also did two Shou/Myourenb temple doujins both of which end up under cutting Shou choosing to live as an Idol/God instead of a youkai, the second time was even worse since it comes in the form of a joke and Shou being entirely aware she's eating humans.
There's also that nonesense Sekibanki Doujn, but I think his best Doujins are the ones which don't undercut themselves with jokes or his cannibalism faggotry, like his UM ones and GODSGODSGODS was nice as well.

>>46904643
Just have her not eat kids or sacrifice them to youkai, but still of course sacrifice adults to youkai. She's a former human and hasn't really shown a dietary need for human meat or even a preference for it and the one time she alludes to kidnapping children to keep at her house is part of a joke in PCB which doesn't require she eats the kids.

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>>46904643
Bear with my rambling for a bit. The way I interpret Yukari's character is that if anyone is against the status quo, it's her. After all, if she was complacent, she and most other Youkai would've died and Gensokyo would've never been founded. While she likes chaos, she isn't seeking it out for the sake of it and instead would try to change the status quo for the better of all. She of all people should understand that it's Humans who have the power over Youkai because their very existence depends on them, Youkai boiled down to their most basic are parasites and adaptability is not their strongsuit. Just look at the Tengu who are so deeply rooted in tradition that they're a facsimile of the powerhouse they once were. Everyone is complacent with stagnation and their petty squabbles; everyone but Yukari who is the ambitious outlier. She should be researching ways to stabilize Gensokyo's foundation so that it's not so precariously balanced on a knife's edge, and at the very end would be the holy grail of severing their dependence and allowing Youkai to be truly free and independent, a real middle finger to the Moon.

With this in mind to the dating of gappy: her every action is thought out and carries weight. Nothing is wasted. Everything has a purpose. No action goes without consequences. That said she's not infallible, can overthink, and can make mistakes, which can make for a great story of her either trying to fix her fuckups or triple down because of pride. Yukari doing this whole stability by dating thing is an option she can take to attempt to anchor the existences of Youkai and prolong Gensokyo's life and stability. It might not be the greatest patchjob and could leave a bunch of holes, but it's a step in the right direction, and obviously ensuring the safety of her own existence is a priority. And in the case of "I fucked up and gapped the wrong guy" she's stuck with a long term investment her pride won't let her back out of. He's not happy. She's not happy. Ran is giving her side looks like she's stupid. How does she make the most of this? How does she reconcile her nature as a Youkai when she's living with a human she just can't gap away?

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>>46904614
>It's also tone deaf and poorly delivered, almost to the point of coming off as comedic.
Yeah, I tried to think about it in it's best form and not note the end-of-chapter gags or the fact that some of it borders on guro. things like the Myouren temple being dead baby eaters and Shou completely being taken out of character border on pornographic.
>>46904643
>How would you say it can be done well then, specifically for writing about dating Yukari?
The significance of the main character losing his eyes would be his willingness to overlook the irregularities with Yukari, she would be the last thing he sees and the image of her in his head would change as he slowly learns more as her husband. At first he'd be perturbed by the fact that she doesn't seem to understand his emotions at all and talks past him like he's said something entirely different(because she can't comprehend that she picked the wrong guy), then he'd start discovering some hints at the things she's done(maybe he sneaks out somehow and visits the village), until finally he happens upon some of the awful skeletons in her closet until he has no choice but to confront her directly.(Having him be blind also maintains the mystique of the Yakumo household, which I don't believe has ever been depicted)
The times when Yukari actually gets closer to her husband should be accidental and a result of the Husbands efforts to affirm his role. Like him picking a flower for her that he couldn't see was a Spider Lily, her becoming subtly distraught over this(flower language for 'I hope you die'), and the husband, learning of his mistake later and at a loss of what to say, tells her something like 'I'd be sad if you died', which is one of those lines Yukari might laugh off in theory, but actually hearing someone truthfully say they care about her would have an effect.
The relationship should essentially hinge on whether someone could forgive Yukari and understand she did what she did because she didn't want to disappear. That decision should NOT be a saintly one, but a bitter realization that the man effectively sold his life for a similar reason and only decide to forgive Yukari because she's an ugly representation of what pure, pragmatic pride gets you and he now sees himself as being in the rare position of someone who can affect that.
At the end of the story, the picture of Yukari in his head would go from her proud beautiful self, to a emaciated, tired, scared woman, clutching onto her playset.

tl;dr: Someone who loves Yukari should have to 'discover' her past misdeeds and understand her nature, loving her in spite of it all.

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>>46904867
you haven't actually explained why its vital they be blinded, or lose any body part at all
canon has shown that most youkai don't even eat human anymore, so adding this would be making them do something they'd rather not, harming someone they care about, for no other reason than edge.
its rather silly, and this drama can be better served without it.
Yukari has done more than enough evil to have options here.

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>>46904905
>canon has shown that most youkai don't even eat human anymore
Not him but to be fair miss owns a meat locker is definitely not one of them anymore.

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>>46904953
Yukari herself does, however the initial plot, >>46904014, is about all youkai
The gap heg does as the gap heg does, but I don't see Kogasa willingly eating part of her husband-to-be

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>>46904905
I think the reason is to give grounding for binding the two together, and blindness is an interesting problem to write a story around. The flaw is that the human really gains nothing other than a hot Youkai waif (which he cant even fucking see lmao), which isn't really something I think you need to give yourself a disability for. In those stories the human sacrifices a part of themselves to gain something like power in proportional exchange to the value of the offered part in a kind of contract. In this case it's only benefiting the Youkai which grounds her existence. Now he did mention an offer he couldn't refuse like saving a loved one which could push one in doing a deal with the (figurative) devil. It needs a plausible enough explanation for why, the explanation doesn't need to be airtight, just something slightly above handwaving it.

Now in my opinion, if we're really going into the "Youkai must take human husbands for Gensoyko to stabilize" bit, there's always the technically infinite blood and other 'certain' bodily fluids associated with vitality and spirit that they probably don't need to take a chunk out of their husband on the bridal bed. Feed him a lot of food in the day, drain the excess lifeforce/spirit at night.

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>>46904985
You could have a really funny 'gasa abuse doujin where a bunch of youkai force the umbrella to eat her human husband.

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>>46904996
This is how you push a kind girl over the edge into making Vlad the Impaler look like he was having a picnic. The amount of fear she'd consume off her husband alone would give her a considerable power boost. The question is how would she deal with the aftermath? Would her husband see her the same way after getting a reminder on how scary Youkai can be? Would Kogasa change physically with the perception befitting more of a Youkai?

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>>46905029
Yeah Kogasa gets bigger tits and becomes taller and her husband now knows that his little umbrella isn't so little and needs to be respected. Despite her new fearsome reputation though and enhanced physical stature, Kogasa still wants to hug and cuddle her husband and needs his attention/reassurance/fear/all that fun Kogasa stuff.

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>>46904996
>really funny 'gasa abuse doujin where a bunch of youkai force the umbrella to eat her human husband
So what’s the joke? Kogasa thinking they’re a bunch of voyeuristic perverts that want to watch her “eat” her husband?

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>>46905071
Imagine, Yukari and the other hags get a really funny prank idea, they're going to kidnap Kogasa's husband, and tell her that if she wants him back she's going to have to eat him right in front of them, just a bit of a nibble to prove she's a youkai! Of course, they plan to tell her it's all a prank before she can take a bite, they just want to see her reaction and make her squirm!

Unfortunately, when the time comes, and the hags are all wearing their masks, and they tell her this, Kogasa thinks they mean "eat" in a sexual manner, and so she pulls down her tied up husband's pants and begins sucking his cock. All of the hags are silent, none daring to intervene as they watch Kogasa expertly suck off and "devour" her bound husband in front of them all. After Kogasa finishes, she asks the captors if that's good enough, and when they're all silent, too stunned to speak, she quickly assumes it isn't, so she does the next reasonable step and mounts her husband.

The hags, having learned their lesson, meekly tell the two they're free to go and return to their race car beds while Kogasa sleeps in bed with her husband.

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>>46905080
...Damn, I would unironically enjoy reading a doujin like that.

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>>46905029
Cute little Kogasa becoming the terror of the night, but to other youkai
Raymoo giggling like a retard when she learns the problem yooks that thought they were king shit of fuck mountain and caused problems for her on the reguar have fucked around and are now finding out

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>>46908254
It smells like old grandma...

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>>46908291
No it doesn't

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>>46908297
If I go under the covers, I'm going o get that old woman scent all over me

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>>46904905
>you haven't actually explained why its vital they be blinded, or lose any body part at all
The problem would be that more aggressive and dangerous Youkai are disappearing due to the more peaceful nature of Gensokyo, 'maximum incident load' being reached, and the population slowly increasing as more outside world players(Remilia, Mamizou) pop in. Yukari would see these projections and start experimenting with alternatives.
Due to the whole 'aggressive and dangerous' part, it's not like those headstrong Youkai would agree to something sappy like marriage unless it was baited somehow, which is why it's the Husband offering a body part. Anyone who see's the couple knows what happened as well just by looking(missing body parts), so the double benefit is that the Youkai remain notorious. The trap is that they'd have inadvertently 'accepting their Husband's love' into their bodies, so in the future their very nature could be changed into being more gentle or at the very least not outright attack humans while wed.
This wouldn't be necessarily 'the best' solution, it's more of a trial run for Yukari among a couple other alternatives, which could be explored in the story as well, maybe as a catalyst for the Husband learning what Yukari is capable of.
As for why it has to be the eyes, my thought is that the offering of the body part should be in proportion to the Youkai's standing. Sight is the most important sense to humans and the eyes are the most beautiful part of a person's body, so it seemed natural that Yukari would take those.
Narratively, the loss of limb means that the Husband has passed a threshold. It would be clear there's no going back and they'd have to learn to live with the monster who took they invited to take that from them. From the Youkai's perspective, It's interesting to think about how their views on their spouse would change over time. For example Oni might be disgusted by the weakness, but acknowledge the strength it takes to live a good life with a disability.
>adding this would be making them do something they'd rather not, harming someone they care about, for no other reason than edge.
Like I said above, this would be more like a 'political marriage' for evil Youkai and not good-natured ones like Kogasa, who've decreased in power, but have found a balanced life.
I think it's also important to establish a baseline of what Yukari's willing to do in order to explore her options for stabilizing Genskoyo. She'll make the deal very clear to the Husband prior, explaining it almost like a Kidney donation, but omit many of the details about Gensokyo and Youkai, it would be fair in her eyes.
The blindness also means there's a hard limit on any depicted horror. I did have another idea where it's Rumia getting married and the scene would be her slowly chomping off the arm of her new Husband like meat off pork ribs, which might be too far. The horror of amputation shouldn't be the incident itself, it's seeing people without hands and being offput by something missing.
>>46904989
>like power in proportional exchange to the value of the offered part in a kind of contract.
This I need to think more about. Saving a dying relative is an understandable, desperate motivation, but it's also very cliched. I think what the Husband get's as part of the deal should reflect back to Yukari's character in some way, since this would be a story about Gappy first and foremost.
>technically infinite blood and other 'certain' bodily fluids associated with vitality and spirit
Part of the loss of limb aspect is that I'm weary of solutions that are too easy, but I don't doubt they can be written well, and probably in-line with some shinto/taoist legend.
Being blind and how that affects Youkai sex is an interesting subject to tackle though. The only way the Husband could really be intimate with Yukari is by touch, since body language and speech is so dependent on sight and she'd probably meter that in line with whatever strict marriage development plan she has. It could be a source of great frustration for her if the Husband finds a therapy animal or the like, although she would probably also have a personal attendant set up for him as well to look-after/spy-on him.

Overall, maybe any story about Yukari is just destined to be autistic.

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>>46909897
>my thought is that the offering of the body part should be in proportion to the Youkai's standing.
so some shitty indian arranged marriage analogue?
I'm going to be real with you Anon, this shit really looks like its just your barely disguised fetish

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post more fat hags

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>>46904140
Hey she's not entirely useless, she has a mouth

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>>46910929
HAG THREAD HAG THREAD HAG THREA

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>>46910929
Pictured: a hag, moments after you give her the slightest compliment.

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>>46910929
I have a theory , now hear me out every hag tread runs for a bit and then randomly falls off. Now .. What if Haghus run and post on all these threads in hopes of some foolish young man falling for them. My evidence is as follows : first off all the posting is done in a time period of a few sense the Haghus are senile they forget to post ! Secondly all the posting is done when all the good Korean soap operas are off the air.

Cant you see were being played for absolute fools ? Save yourselves until its not to la

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>>46911074
THEY GOT HIM

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>>46911074
>>46911394
This is crazy. You are being paranoid and dumb. Shut up and go back to the thread topic now.

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>>46911431
old wrinkly hands typed this post

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Most anons can look past Yukari's superiority complex. Many more are enamored by her social awkwardness/dorkiness.
Either way, not many bring up that Yukari canonically whisks away unsuspecting innocent humans into Gensokyo to be gorged by youkai. Yukari's spiriting away has indirectly led to the deaths of countless humans when Gensokyo, after all that, becomes a more peaceful land that doesn't require human sacrifices to function. Do you really think every subway train she flings is completely unoccupied? This is all way worse if you subscribe to the belief that Yukari was once the human student Maribel Hearn, the implications of which I'll leave to your imagination.
Yukari is definitely smart enough to have engineered a peaceful Gensokyo but she likely, for whatever reason, chose not to.
Could you look past that too, anons?

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>>46911562
Yeah, I mean, I reference that pretty often. Adding an extra layer of danger and evil to her just makes her hotter.

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>>46911562
I mean, yeah people talk about that a lot, although saying she isn't working towards a better Gensokyo is silly since Merry literally gives that as her motive in her first appearance.
Just because she isn't 100% successful doesn't mean she doesn't try.

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>>46911562
I can fix her

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>>46911562
I think the idea of an unapologetic evil women still having romantic feelings and caring about (you) is pretty nice in its own right.

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>>46911562
Humans (or former humans) want to kill humans, and would if given the chance. That's probably the least surprising revelation she could offer me. Hell, most anons probably have a list they'd slip her.

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>>46911669
Would she find someone who wanted her to be less evil annoying or intriguing?

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>>46911760
>Hell, most anons probably have a list they'd slip her.
Would she think more or less of me if it had my family on it?

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>>46911562
It just depends on how much you like the idea of her being evil. I love evil Yukarin, even if it is almost entirely fanon. Shes a loveable granny who makes complex and silly plans for petty reasons, even if they are dangerous plans that'll backfire.
Yes, she eats humans and sacrifices them when she can to keep her project going. Ultimately, she only targets the suicidal and the evil to kill. Gappy is a good person, one could say.

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Yukari is a DORK with no friends!

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Yukari is a CUTE with lot of friends!

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Yukari is a CUTE DORK with some friends!

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>>46914645
Name 6 of them. (pets don't count)

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stop bullying the poor woman, what did she do to deserve this kind of treatment? U-Uh, I mean, what specifically?

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>>46914673
NTA but, Yuyu Okina Kasen Reimu Renko and me

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>>46897748
give me back my gameboy you hag

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>>46914693
She didn't snuggle me to sleep every night

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>>46911784
Fact: Evil hags are weak to kind boys. Evil hags just can't beat them. Even if you can't make her good she'll still either be putty in your hands or want to play and keep you around at all times.

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>>46915117
What about mid 30's men?

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>>46915172
I second this question. There's this older, aristocratic lady that lives in a big mansion out by that lake that's been trying to get me to come by and do odd jobs for payment. She's a lot shorter than I expected, too.

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>>46915613
What style of mansion is it, Japanese or Western?
Better yet, does she look either of these women and if so which one?

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>>46915647
Yeah, she's the one on the left. I was expecting some tall, imposing, older lady, but she's so young looking. I guess she has good skin care routines or something, being rich and all. Doesn't look a day over 100, if you ask me.

So anyways, she's wanting me to wear a suit to "fit in" with the other employees, so uniforms are mandatory, I think?

And I was hired on as her personal valet, but I haven't seen a car ever since I got to Gensokyo. Is she just pulling my leg?

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>>46915760
Don't be ridiculous Anon, old lady's like her just like having young men around to pamper them.
By 'valet' she basically just means, 'person to keep me company'
Just remember to be nice to her and tell her those compliments you think of like.
>Doesn't look a day over 100
And you'll be fine.

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>>46914753
pets don't count

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>>46915936
>Bisexual
:c

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>>46915823
That's a huge relief, as I feel into third place without being fully fluent in modern Japanese, and this place is the only one that can understand me.

>>compliments
So, I tried that but I think I just made her and the maid mad? We were talking about the things she's lived through, and she started talking about art and music and stuff. I tried to keep up, but don't know much, so just went with it.
She said something about how she's been compared to the Mona Lisa, but I think that painting is just a boring and ugly one. I told her what I thought about the painting, and told her it sounded like she got insulted, and that she looked better than that overhyped picture, but then she looked away and started breathing hard, And then said she had to powder her nose and left. Did I mess up? The maid is giving me weird looks, and the Lady is talking to her librarian friend about something now. I really need this job so I can buy that wind up phone charger from Kourindou, but I think I'm gonna get fired or something now....

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>>46915936
>Bisexual
:)
>wants kids
:D

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>>46916177
>You couldn't get away!
Oh no?!

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>>46916177
>Run
No, I accept that my bloodline will forever have pink and blonde hair

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>>46915964
Head maids are a bit like moms, they tend to be overprotective, and don't worry about the Mistress.
I'm sure her and her librarian friend are talking about something innocent.

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>>46916229
good, Anon, good

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>>46916257
You were right about being overprotective for the Head Maid, but I think I'm under some sort of trial period after accidentally making the Mistress mad. Ms. Izayoi told me I needed to dress better in the presence of the Lady, so maybe it was my appearance that made her upset? I've gotten older, and after working hard on a career it's all I've known until I took this vacation and ended up here, so maybe I let my appearance slip after so long and didn't realize. She did tell me I needed to shave, then walked say talking about meeting some kind of quality if I was to be seen by others. I didn't know this place was so uptight about those things.

Her librarian friend came up to me later on and asked me what my stock was, then handed me a bunch of books I couldn't understand. Then she told me I had to read it all if I wanted to stay. She may be confusing me with a helper in the kitchen for Ms. Izayoi, because one of the books is titled something like spreading something and I think a calzone, but I can't read Italian. This is a bit awkward though, because when I told her I didn't know much about Italian or stock other than that my family sold salt a really long time ago, she started calling for "Remi" between coughing fits. I've seen the movie a time or two, but comparing me to that rat from the film is a bit.....
I thought it was a French movie though?

Maybe it's her way of joking, I'm not sure, but after I was able to call over that little assistant of hers and bid them farewell, I met the younger Lady in the hallways. She started laughing and pointing at me then said her big sister was really embarrassed and told me "good job" before she sprinted into the darkness....

I need a drink after today. Maybe I can get Robin to get me one? Even though I've only been here a short while, he's really helped me out. Didn't think a hobgoblin would be this nice to a stranger but he's a pretty good fellow despite his looks. We usually hang out after shifts and talk about the day, so maybe he can give me some pointers if my phone dies and I lose contact with all of you guys here. Yukari could help, too, if I could ever get her away from that one guy she's so busy with now.

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>>46905071
It's just a torture fantasy there is no joke

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yookaree

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>>46926745
adorable!

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Yukarin manages to be both cute and beautiful at the same time

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>>46926780
Her family's happiness makes her shine both inside and out! Anons welcome to join, of course!

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>>46908254
This strange woman who keeps bothering you appearing in your bed and saying "Haha wouldn't it be funny if you got in here with me haha it would be really weird haha I could snuggle you like a teddy bear haha come on in haha get in now"

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>>46926913
>I could snuggle you like a teddy bear
I wish ;-;

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>>46926913
But what if *I* want to snuggle you like a teddy bear?

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>>46911562
>subscribe to the belief that Yukari was once the human student Maribel Hearn
I'm a very big fan of the headcanon that Merry found something that makes youkai and their cruelty the equivalent of a childrens playground, and chose to become the most powerful thing she could be to do something about it. Or was forced to become a youkai herself.

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>>46926745
I love this guy’s art.

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>>46916695
hobgobs are bros

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>>46929786
gorgeous woman

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>>46934423
I absolutely love this hairstyle on her, it really brings out the mature and sexy look.

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>>46935326
It's cute, but I wouldn't call pigtails mature

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>>46935326
her trussed up hair is wonderful and the greatest thing her fightan sprites did

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>>46935349
They're sidelocks anon, very different
>>46935361
Truly a blessing

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>>46911562
Hmmmmm....

https://youtu.be/0YLMk1E41kE?si=UPBl1ZgZdIA7Y2WQ&t=86

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>>46940022
Best answer given so far. She needs that brave boomer shooter correction.

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Yukari's_mouth.jpg

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>>46940839
Vorefag

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>>46898707
The Sage's sagging saggers

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>>46940839
Smooch

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>>46943255
forcefully kissed by an older woman...

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>>46941517
Is there anything wrong with a human wanting to spend some time in a human eating youkai's stomach?

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>>46947124
Did Yukari make those cookies for us /jp/?

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>>46947358
yes, and they taste like shit because Yukarin insisted she herself made them instead of Ran, the silly loveless autistic loner

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>>46947420
They taste delicious to me because they were made with love!

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>>46947420
Wow, someone’s being needlessly mean to the Gappy. I’ll bet they’re at least decent if not outstanding. Isn’t that right >>46947449?

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>>46944759
Post a mawshot
You don't have the cajones

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>>46904614
>TL;DR he should stick to writing comedy.
His comedy almost always sucks outside of a picture in the postscript.

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>>46954920
What is the appropriate response upon waking up and finding that Yukari has worm(hole)ed her way into your bed?

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>>46960767
Grab her boobies on the spot and see what happens.

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>>46960767
be humiliated because i'm not ready for her (i'm still in the beginning of my self improvement arc).

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>>46960777
And like a school or tournament arc, it overstays its welcome and goes nowhere!

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>>46960811
nah she can do that for as long as she likes. it's just that i wanted to improve myself a bit beforehand.

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kuso thread

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>>46960767
Embrace and bury her face into my chest followed by gentle headpats

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>>46897748
What would she do if I yoinked her back and tried to pull her out of the gap?

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>>46911562
I'm not that well-versed in the canon, why would Yukari kidnap humans for anyone beside the vampires as per the contract? I always thought that the whole "spiriting away" thing was unintentional similarly to how Sumireko makes people disappear from Gensokyo whenever she enters it. Besides, we know how unstable the barrier can be.

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>>46963075
Pacifying ferals and near ferals
while most civilized youkai don't bother to eat humans, there's plenty of youkai that are still indistinguishable from overly sadistic animals
Abducting people to feed them keeps them from attacking villagers and disrupting gappy's carefully maintained policies

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>>46960767
Cuddle her close and go back to sleep

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>>46963195
Why not just exterminate them? Would the stronger youkai get pissy? Most can't stand each other anyway so I don't know if they'd care about some barely sentient animals either. There was even a line in PMiSS where Akyuu said that some types of youkai should be systematically exterminated in order to keep them from approaching the village.

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>>46963500
They just kind of spawn in, its like the urban legends thing. There's no stopping it, only responding to it.
Youkai are born due to legend and human activity, the only way to stop them is too remove the humans or get them to stop believing

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>>46963524
Best you can get is regular cullings
this would be a political nightmare no matter how you shake it.
If they have humans do it, they would need training and equipment for COIN-level operation this would be. Giving them that would then cause more and more humans to no longer fear youkai, putting all youkai in peril.
If youkai do it, then you have large numbers of youkai butchering fellow youkai at the behest of humans, which itself would kneecap fear generation in addition to upsetting the youkai themselves. Ferals might be beasts, but they're still (considered) superior to Food in the eyes of the bulk of even civilized youkai

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>>46963524
I know they can't be stopped permanently but if they're continuously hunted around the village then they will be afraid to approach it (just like regular animals). Akyuu mentions it in PMiSS, Marisa sometimes goes to "hunt troublesome youkai", civilized youkai like tengu protect the village from storms so they'd probably protect it from ferals too. Besides, if that's not enough, Yukari can also pacify ferals with animals instead of humans. Akyuu mentions that giving up a cow would save you if a youkai were to attack.
>>46963996
Humans don't have to know. They don't know about the tengu helping them after all. That way they'll continue to be afraid. You also overestimate the youkai if you think they'd care about ferals. Especially the tengu.

Am I retarded and missing something?

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>>46960767
Get out of bed, falling into a gap on the floor that puts you right back where you woke up

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>>46963996
Human exterminators other than Reimu and Marisa do exist, Reimu is just the most well known. One would assume they would do small fry cases like possession, the occasional Tsukumogami, or Youkai animals that had attacked someone. It wouldn't necessarily remove fear of Youkai otherwise that would've worked in the time before Gensokyo's conception. The Gensokyo Chronicles was and still is to an extent a manual on how to fight Youkai, the hurdle is being courageous or stupid enough to stick your neck out and exterminate. It's also limited by rarity of adequate training and materials which would be passed down in the family. If making new weapons or tools, it needs to become notable enough to have some history to it, an "origin" as Akyuu put it.

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>>46916695
Sorry, she’s been very busy with me lately

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>>46971120
Would love to get drunk with her

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>>46963500
>Why not just exterminate them?
What would she get out of it? The humans she controls through fear, youkai through controlling the food supply.

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>>46973231
She won't leave even if you ask her to so you may as well drink with her

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>>46911649
I can't but she can make me worse

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>>46911562
Making a evil woman have a soft spot for you is part of the appeal. The hard part is not being throw to the youkai at your first meeting.

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If Mary really is Yukari, then could it be that she somehow travelled back through time in order to change the past prevent the dystopian future she grew up in?

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>>46973231
Are you sure you'd want that? You might wake up with an especially clingy youkai in your bed the next morning.

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>>46977432
God, I've been a real good boy lately, so why the FUCK are you tempting me so badly with what I can't have????

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>>46915172
The hag only likes to groom young men sorry to tell you

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How the fugg do shikigami work? How powerful does Ran have to be that she is capable of having her own?

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>>46983553
Ran is a nine-tailed kitsune. In traditional japanese mythology, she would be such a powerful being that she would ascend into the heavens. Having her own shikigami would be trivial for Ran. Ran is immensively powerful, and Yukari even more so. Careful who you call "gappy" and "hag".

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>>46911562
Nobody I care about went missing, so that's fine by me.