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Alright, /jp/, It's time to get serious.

Who IS this guy? I know that he originated from some Japanese Television show, but why did he pretend to strike at the hostess, and why is he so fucking cool?

>> No.468943

crushes cards, doesn't afraid, etc

>> No.469100

No one?

>> No.469105

He's a professor educated in how to make people feel uncomfortable.

>> No.469120

Can I get a link to the video?

>> No.469121

>>469105

Professor Troll?

>> No.469124
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>> No.469126

He is win.

>> No.469130

>>469105
that is an amazing field of work
>>469124
do want, very much

>> No.469133

I didn't want to believe it, but after searching the net, looking at youtube and realizing that he actually WAS card crusher...

Fuck, Japan is awesome.

>> No.469143

Rude Dude

>> No.469154

http://youtube.com/watch?v=hd8GsjH2rCk&feature=related

>> No.469179

Any names?

>> No.469197

http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm2478312

>> No.469206

Well, Kimoya-sensei is one alternative...

http://youtube.com/watch?v=vgqZSuSErVU&feature=related

murissu! murissu!

>> No.469778

http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm1030932

This guy is the greatest troll ever.

>> No.469869

I don't get it.

>> No.469885

>>469778
ITYM "most popular troll ever" HTH HAND

>> No.470049

>>469206
oh lol
What does the "murissu" means ?

>> No.470085

http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm521335

Oh GOd I love these.

>> No.470145

ANONIMASU NO SENSEI

>> No.471725

>>470049

If I've learned my Japanese properly, murissu is basically muri, that is "impossible", and "'su", which is just a pretty guy kind of way of saying desu.

If you play, for example, Tokimeki Memorial : Girl's side (now I don't know why you would, but it's the only good example I can think of), the underclassman played by Kappei Yamaguchi (Usopp, L, etc) ends most of his sentences with "ssu". As does Sasahara in Genshiken, at least for a while as far as I know.

It's not really that rude, I guess, but for a middle-aged man to talk to his boss like that... No no, dame da.

>> No.471767

>>470085

Haha! A lot of people may not know this, but what the woman's doing around 5:00 (she's doing the "Come over here" kind of thing with her hand) is REALLY rude in Japan. It's what you do for dogs and other animals, you have to turn your hand upside down and be "gentle" in the motion for Japanese people to make the same connection.

And showing your hand in the face of anyone is always a bad idea if you want to make a social connection.

>> No.471843

>>470085
I don't know what they are talking about.

>> No.471963

Professor Himonya or some such.

>> No.471977

Jun Himonya
http://ja.wikipedia.org/wiki/%E7%A2%91%E6%96%87%E8%B0%B7%E6%BD%A4

>> No.471995
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"I want to introduce a famous person who is the talk now. His name is Jun Himonya. He is a very unique professor of Tokyo Tokai University ,and resarchs about linguistics. Paticularly, he focuses on "How to make people angly" and known as a very few person who reserches about "anger". He said "Language is not the only means of communication" in the Minesota congress of linguistcs. He has released two DVDs.They are very funny.I want you to watch them very much!"
http://blogs.yahoo.co.jp/kabeya0206/5534876.html

>> No.472008

he trolls for a living in japan. can you top that?

>> No.472014

>>472008
/jp/ would be awesome if he trolled here.

>> No.473000

>>471995
Wondeurs translation.

>> No.473019

>>472008
He is the dream of every anonymous.

To troll for a living, ah, such a life.

>> No.473075

>>471725
Not exactly. It's like "desu", but it's informal. Polite, but informal. Like the way you'd talk to your best friend's father. Of course, the director doesn't appreciate that.

>> No.475410

We really need subs.
Seriously.

>> No.476831

>>471725
I played that game and liked it.

>> No.477133

has anyone torrented these yet?

>> No.477144

He is some scholar who tried to piss off a hostess by tearing up her business card. Too bad it didn't work, but his prolonged goofy smile like in the OP is what made him as a meme.

>> No.477152

http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Card_crusher
http://wikichan.org/index.php/Card_crusher
http://lurkmore.com/wiki//a/#Card_Crusher

Yes, "meme" wikis suck, but these articles aren't so bad. There's no way anyone could write about this guy and not make it awesome.

>> No.477188

Once I found out this guy was a Linguist all the awesome evaporated.

>> No.477197

>>477188
Every good troll is a master of linguistics.

>> No.477289

>>477197
Which is why most Linguists should be shot out of a cannon against a solid object such as a concrete wall.

>> No.477297

Why do you faggots complain about linguistics. Language of foundation of society. If you can't speak, you wouldn't even be posting on this image board right now you stupid faggot. I'm a linguistics major and I speak 3 languages after many years of study. Just because you don't have an education isn't a reason to hate people who study the fine intricacies of the human language. Haters only hate because they can't educate themselves themselves properly.

>> No.477308

>>477297
Pretty much everything you want to do with your brain is about finding the right language to express it in - symbolic or otherwise.

>> No.477313

>>477297
Pretty good for a troll, which is the whole point of you being shot out of a cannon against a concrete wall. Society doesn't need you, it needs people who actually meet peoples actual needs.

Die in a great big fucking fire.

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