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46876942 No.46876942 [Reply] [Original]

Good news if you ever make it to Gensokyo and survive to get to the village. celestial girls like Tenshi would be trying to make you marry them.

>> No.46877015

>>46876942
Aren't "Heavenly Maidens" the equivalent to regular Servants for the Celestial?

Tenshi, If I remember correctly, commanded them a bunch of them to help her re build Reimu's Shrine. So I doubt they are like Tenshi

Still, I wouldn't say no to sex with Heaven

>> No.46877027

>>46877015
anon the article says 'lower-ranking heavenly maidens' which tenshi wasn't. She was a proper celestial, even if her family were relatively low ranked to other celestials. It means heavenly maidens like iku. people like messengers of the dragon palace who are actually in possession of heavenly veils which tenshi didn't have. tenshi was above them.

>> No.46877034

>>46877027
wait shit I replied to the wrong post
I agree with you, I meant to reply to OP.

>> No.46877056
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i found one of those veil ladies. wish me luck

>> No.46877063

>>46877056
Anon NO

>> No.46877103

>>46877056
I hope you like aborted fetuses!!!

>> No.46877106
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hey, this one has a veil. I'll marry her!

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>>46876942
Would even the Lord of the Celestials allow that since they close off Heaven?

>> No.46877125

>>46877027
Iku's sisters trying to get humans to marry them?
Would impregnate stupid oarfish girls

>> No.46877131

>>46877110
They aren't taking you to heaven but staying on earth with you... until they get bored that is

>> No.46877136
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>>46877106
Anon no!
That's Lord Bishamonten, he'll force you to live in a monastery.

>> No.46877144
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46877144

>>46877027
>tenshi was above them.
I wish Tenshi was above me...

>> No.46877157

>>46876942
Thanks to Kakashi Spirit news, I won't have my life hijacked by some low-ranking maiden scum.
Please stay informed, fellow villagers! If you stay ignorant, you'll just end up a prey to youkai or celestials little better than youkai.

>> No.46877180

>>46876942
Can't wait for an anon to have zero clue except knowing that it belongs to heaven in some capacity, and humbly goes there to merely return it all the while a igu panics hard as she lost her veil.

>> No.46877383

>>46876942
but those are only pros, what are the cons?

>> No.46877912

>>46876942
How was did formation of Gensokyo cause the Heaven economy to collapse? How the hell are people in Heaven, low rank or otherwise, poorer than some backwater yokals?

>> No.46877926

>>46876942
Why would celestials do this???

>> No.46877946

>>46877926
Absolute boredom, and hornieness.
These maidens are not getting any excitement in Heaven.

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>>46877144
we all wish that, anon. Unfortunately Tenko is the kind of girl who you have to pursue a slow and romantic relationship with before she'll even think of getting on top of you.

>> No.46877981

>>46877926
They just want a man that will make them feel special.

>> No.46878005

>>46877912
The t*ngu scammed them.

>>46877926
It's normal for non-human girls to be into human men.

>> No.46878168

>>46877946
But they're celestials, aren't they supposed to be...above such?
>>46877981
Isn't it special enough in itself to be a celestial?
>>46878005
Um, anon, I think you might have read a bit too many of those weird hentai doujins.

>> No.46878188

>>46878168
>Isn't it special enough in itself to be a celestial?
Not if you are surrounded by other celestials.

>> No.46878200

>>46878168
they're heavenly maidens, but they're not free of desires like proper celestials. Much like Tenshi, they probably got bored of that singing and dancing shit a long time ago.

>> No.46878207

>>46878188
>>46878200
I see...but what would such a celestial be as a wife, then..?

>> No.46878234

>>46878207
There should be a bunch of Japanese folk tales that does answer that. But one thing is for certain, they are not like Tenshi who is considered a bratty weirdo up there.

>> No.46878235

>>46878207
a couple passionate nights but the novelty wears off if you expect her to cook or clean or do much of anything really.

>> No.46878984

>>46878234
Well, I don't know any Japanese folk tales.
>>46878235
That sounds pretty bad. I can look after myself but if I'm supposed to shack up with someone I expect us to split the chores. Don't tell me they don't want or can't have children either..?

>> No.46881875

>>46876942
Seems like the equivalent of Celestial wanting to play House.

>> No.46881913
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>>46876942
Tenshi already has a husband

>> No.46881930

>>46881913
Yeah me

>> No.46882545

>>46877103
Lorelet here. qrd?

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>>46882545

>> No.46882586

>>46881930
I'm your wife's daddy.

>> No.46882797

>>46882575
I can fix her.

>> No.46883101

>>46878984
Oh no, you're absolutely going to have kids with her. Just don't expect for them to stay when they get bored and take their veil back with them up to the heavens.

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>>46883101
> take their veil back with them up to the heavens.
They can't take it back for free. Pic semi related.

>> No.46883712

>>46883101
That's awful! Surely a celestial wouldn't be so heartless!? They're her kids too! Don't they have any maternal instincts???

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