Monster Girl Thread

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Flower power.

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Starting off the thread with a 'lisk

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I wonder how often a flower girl gets relieved when a Greenworm grows into a Papillon.

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>>46851858
take of her dork mask so you can look her in the eye!

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Lipstick-wearing demons.

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>waifu seller, i need a wife, i need your darkest, brownest wife, waifu seller
>my girls are too dark for you, anonymous, you can't handle my dark brown waifus
>you better go to a seller that sells WHITER WAIFUS

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GET FOXED GET FOXED GET FOXED GET FOXED GET FOXED GET FOXED GET FOXED GET FOXED GET FOXED GET FOXED

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>>46851907
I've been thinking about a large Jinko wearing lipstick.

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>>46851920
I'd rather get elfed.

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I haven't been around these threads for over eight months now, anything new? Thread still descend into autism fits? Any new stories? KC still holding new girls hostage?

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>>46851920
GET FLUFFED GET FLUFFED GET FLUFFED GET FLUFFED GET FLUFFED

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>>46851933
Some posted a greentext about competitive gaping as a sex sport and it caused an absolute shitfit.

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>>46851933
Same as it ever was.

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>>46851942
>competitive gaping
kek
Very cursed

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>>46851947
More like it highlighted how puritans were started to riot to anything sexual that was posted and got called out for bitching about sex on pretty much a sexual fantasy setting, it was pretty entertaining.

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>>46851942
I'm pretty sure that was like a year ago

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>>46851970
Nah, it was more recent than that. Search for "gaping" on Warosu and you'll see what I mean.

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>>46851947
You missed the party
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Imagine being so dedicated to raiding the thread you take the time to compile all the /trash/ into a massive wall of text.

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>monster girl aquarium
>annoying little shit anon is misting up the glass
>drawing big penises and such on the fogged up panes
>sees a mershark
>Big. Scary. Older than him. Has a scar across her fins. Haircut reminds him a little of his mom. Someone you wouldn't want to mess with
>Perfect for bullying from the safety of dry land
>Bang on the glass
>Shoots him a glare in return
>Motions for her to come closer
>She raises an eyebrow, and swims up to the pane
>Much bigger up close
>Anon gulps
>Anon regains his cool
>Mists up glass again and writes "You're pretty."
>Mershark raises her eyebrow again, only this time she smiles, brings a hand to her chest and d'awws (muffled by the water)
>Anon mists up the glass again next to his previous message
>"-fat."
>Anon laughs
>Mershark isn't laughing
>Anon's laugh quickly becomes nervous and forced, trailing off as her looming form is made apparent when she brings it into full view of the pane
>She brings a fist up to the glass
>Anon winces
>Instead of breaking it (which he doesn't doubt she can do), she instead splays her hand, and brings her face right up to the glass
>Mists it up using her hands to trap the air
>"Check your surroundings before getting in the deep end, Tiny."
>She points behind him
>There's a map of the aquarium on the wall
>He reads where he is...
>...and what room is next
>"SWIM ROOM! Swim with the aquatic monsters in our exhibit built into the sea itself!"
>Anon goes white as a sheet
>Turns back expecting to see laughing mershark
>She's gone
>Somehow, despite her intimidating size, she's disappeared
>Only one thing left
>A misted part of the pane with a love heart drawn on it

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>>46851920
Ahh, slow and lazy sex in a grassy green field under a blue sunny day sounds fantastic.

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>>46851923
Oh, good one. What color would a jinko wear?

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>>46851996
The ones spamming the thread with hate and /d/ links were the ones doing the raiding, that's why they got cut out

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>>46851858
That's some 'lisky business there.

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>>46851982
>Feb 17
Oh right it was quite recent

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How about mesugaki tanukis?

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>>46851982
>This is turning into a John K Peta doujinshi
I would say Warashibe, he's the king

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>>46852017
You missed the part in the next threads where you kept forcing the meme, and everyone else in here caught on to what you were doing and turned against you. But by all means, keep calling everyone puritans and wondering why nobody believes the act when you have no knowledge of what the threads were like in 2015-2022.

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>>46852030
Counterpoint: mesugaki cait sith.
If I could draw it I would, but I cannot.

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>>46852059
>monsterb*ys
get ye gone, this is the monstergirl thread not the half-human-half-animal-peoples thread
plus the only good monster from minecraft to turn into monstergirl is the endermen, imagine a teleporting monster girl gf but instead of chesh she's a shy NEET who doesnt shower and gets spooked when you look her in the eyes

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Finally managed to write another chapter. Had a bit of a slump because I was trying to decide where to steer the story. More to come.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/49777792/chapters/142104496

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>>46852086
oh and forgot to say image unrelated because i dont have a lot of minecraft monsters as monstergirls, not even a lot of generic zombie pics

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>>46852086
I'd rather just stick with a shoggoth.

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>>46852090
>just looked yesterday
>no update
>"magus is kill"
>updates next day
u cheeky fukr

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>>46852021
Mist Continent basilisk

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>>46852090
Right as I was rereading Journey. Nice.

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>No, I don't know anything about the giant beast that chewed up your car. You didn't get a good look at it, did you?
>Oh good- I mean, that's unfortunate. Anyway I suppose I could let you ride me for a few days until you can sort out a replacement.

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>>46852090
Sweet, glad to see another chapter. Thanks magoose

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>>46852140
No. I'll take the bus.

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>>46798634
The truth about Gensokyo powerlevelling no one wants to recognize is that Yukari solos everyone and everything out of existence without any questions asked. No amount of nonsense Youkai powers will ever be able to compete with Yukari's boundary manipulation, which taken literally essentially equates to ontological manipulation and the ability to turn anyone and any of their powers into non-threats. If not that, Yukari can just gap anyone into a black hole and never worry about them ever again, but why limit ourselves with physical attacks like that? If Tenshi were to try something in Yukari, Yukari can just manipulate the border between Tenshi having a power and no power at all, and make her about as dangerous as the average village human. No, any attacks won't work on Yukari, either; she can just manipulate boundaries regarding herself so she is immune to literally everything short of an all-powerful God smiting her. None of Gensokyo's petty gods or celestial beings come close to that sort of power, and none can compete with Gappy. None have ever competed with her, none do and none will.
If Tenshi decided to mess with Yukari one day, she would be turned into one of her stones before she can even realize what is going on.
Yukari is THE most powerful inhabitant of Gensokyo, and anyone who thinks otherwise is delusional.

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>>46852140
I'd "ride" a dragon if you know what I mean

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>>46852100
Correct. I haven't been slacking, it was all a clever ruse to make you fall for my clever jape.

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>>46852140
>wyvern ecstatic to give Anon rides to work
>realizes that she never considered rain during a spring thunderstorm one morning
>Anon spends the entire day squelching around the office in his soaked clothes and soggy shoes

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>>46852181
Wrong tab?

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>>46852236
Yeah, my bad.

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Bird's the word.

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>>46852090
This may be greedy given that you just uploaded Magus but are you planning to do more slice of life stories? I rather enjoyed the Christmas story you wrote back in 2021.

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>thread is way more active when foxes are brought up
I guess we know who the real best girls are.

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>>46852254
You mean family stories? I have an entire post story that I could write. Not 100% slice of life, but family hijinks adventure kind of stuff.

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>>46852243
She looks too...mature to be "Adoptable."

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>>46852307
That's the sort of thing I meant yeah.

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>>46852273
Oh God, they've learned to fly.

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>>46852307
>family hijinks adventure
I don't remember the last time I read a story that involved the couple's children. They normally end at the sex part.

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>>46852320
That refers to some thing where online artists auction off the use of their OCs. I'm not sure entirely how it works but at least that's the gist of it.

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>>46852329
Stories about monsters meeting their husband are always good but once in a while I enjoy the kind of story where they already met and have had kids. It's satisfying in a different way.

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Size matters.

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>>46851996
Take your meds.

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>>46852346
I want stories where a monster girl has to become a bad enough dude to rescue her husband.

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>>46852389
>nightmare in dream world is the size of a shetland pony
>nightmare in real world is the size of a shire horse

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>>46852410
Who's kidnapping husbands? The Order? I imagine those rescues would have a time limit.

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>>46852273
>I guess we know who the real best girls are.
I would say Baphos but all the branches of the Sabbath are top tier

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>>46851850
Why are 30s in demand?

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>>46852451
>Who's kidnapping husbands?
I like to think that Eros has services to pull off staged kidnappings to spice up a couple's relationship. Might be playing with fire trying to pull that off with a shirohebi though

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>>46852389
>Shetland has a set of full plate, lance, and shield.
>Can actually pull off a charge.
>Gets mad whenever anyone mocks her.
She'll be a big knight some day

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>>46851850
every time i think of becoming a farmer i remind myself that in the end my own plants will end up milking me

or worse, the growth gets out of control and it turns into some eldritch forbidden forest

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>>46852451
I dunno; aliens? Psycho human ex girlfriends? Psychotic wizards? Carl Winslow? He's a cop; he'd have the law on his side.

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>>46852451
Alps, to force their way into harems.

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>>46852491
If you bully the Shetland centaurs too much they'll call their big sis Nuckevalee to deal with you

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>>46852505
>man kidnapped by his evil ex girlfriend, now his monsterwife must journey to rescue him from her terrible clutches through the terrible hell known only as... Los Angeles

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>>46852564
See? That's perfect! Just imagine an Ushi-Oni being forced to do detective work and make friends to get her man, rather than simply bursting through walls Kool-Aid man style.

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>>46852583
Although it's a very funny mental image of an Ushi-Oni rampaging right down the middle of downtown LA, flipping every car in her way over onto their sides.

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>>46852499
Farm rice. No one has ever seen a rice paddy monsterize.

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>>46852511
Report to T.O.C., Anon

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>>46852499
Take your plant harem with you to the most barren, desolate place in the world to turn into a lush jungle through your intense lovemaking.

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Report to T.O.C., Private Anon.

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>>46852499
It is a poor farmer who loses control of his crops.

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Remember to save the bees

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>>46852612
wouldnt that fuck the ecosystem up and all that?

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>>46852679
Sorry man, I'm too busy working on the exotic endangered harpies.

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>>46852695
>get hired for a job working on "preserving highly endangered species"
>you're now married to a Phoenix or a Ryu or an Ice Queen or something

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>>46852691
What ecosystem? If anything you're making an ecosystem.

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>>46852695
>>46852718
>get to work for a noble cause AND get a hot wife for doing it
What a deal

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>>46852600
Obviously, she tries this first and has to fall back on detective work and making friends to actually find him.

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>>46852603
The ryu you pray to rain for will however take notice of that handsome farmer she sees at the shrine sometimes

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>meanwhile in an Order Military Facility' strategic briefing room
>Picture of a High Value Target monster girl shows up
>"This monster girl, Lilian, is fighting her own war and she has no rules. No boundaries. She doesn't flinch at torture, human trafficking, or genocide. She's not loyal to a flag or country or any set of ideals. She trades blood for money. She's your new best friend."

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>>46852777
But she's cute, so she's not evil.

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bamboozled again

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>CP Violation starts playing

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>>46852839
my favorite area of the monstergirl is where the tail connects to the spine

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I'm so tired from working all day every day for little monetary gain only to return to a small lonely flat to have reheated pizza for dinner. No Monster can possibly save me from this kind of life....

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You are not immune to fox tricks.

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>>46852921
what monstergirl would be the most horrified at anon having reheated microwave pizza for dinner

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Demon Lord Lilith and her Husband back when they first met or during their earlier days

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>>46852944
>Succubus who dryfishes people
Begone

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Hellhounds are weak to kisses

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>>46852965
Name a monstergirl not weak to kisses. You can't.

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>>46852732
Many of those extremely rare girls may seem either aloof or reserved, but they would be expecting for you to do a lot of "work"

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>>46852982
it overcharges houris and unlocks their special moves

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>>46852921
>meanwhile miss Kiki
>meanwhile miss Shog
>meanwhile miss Creeping Coin
>meanwhile miss Danuki
>meanwhile miss Lilim
>meanwhile miss Wight
>meanwhile miss Pharaoh
>meanwhile miss Hatter
>meanwhile miss Dragon

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>>46853000
Well of course, you got the job that required increasing their population after all. As soon as one is pushed out, your duty is to put another one back in.

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>>46852982
Lilim would never lose to a kiss

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>>46853006
And yet, none of them are saving me from this kind of dreary life. I am doomed to die alone like this...

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>>46853035
>blow kiss at a lim
>several monsters dive in the way to block it and "protect" her
even this is denied lims

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>Anon! Breeding halls, now.

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>>46853068
What do you mean? Right here is good.

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>>46853064
>Changes trajectory and homes in on the lim
They didn't see that one coming

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>>46853153
haha
fat foxes

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>>46853015
Low fertility monsters can go decades without getting pregnant, you're in for the long haul.

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>Blood Moon rises
>Your waifu is teleported back to the dungeon you found her in
>Along with many other monsters
>Echidna mom is happy to see all her daughters and asks about how their lives are going and if she has any granddaughters yet
>Go to pick up your waifu and say hi to your mother-in-law
>Goes on-and-on about how nice it is to see you and that she loves these Blood Moons bringing her daughters back to their “spawn point” so they can all visit at the same time and catch up with each other
>Go home and go back to bed

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There is no way a Monster would actually enjoy giving a man paizuri, they wouldn't like having to be in uncomfortable positions just to get sprayed in the face and blinded. No Monster just walks up to a man and goes "Hey, I want to give you a titjob." out of nowhere.

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>>46853182
you'd think the demon lord would put in a pity timer or something

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>>46853182
EVERY
SINGLE
DAY

UNTIL IT TAKES

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>>46853195
your chances of being attacked by a cow are low, but never zero

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>>46853182
All monsters are low fertility. I've been slipping contraceptives in the water supply

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>>46852322
Planning on it eventually. I've just got a big backlog at the moment.

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The thing that is actually horrifying is that due to their long lifespans and innate magical powers, foxes are technically on the lower end of the power/fertility scale, and yet they churn out kits with efficiency only surpassed by "vermin" like rats. Imagine how much they must be fucking their husbands to keep up such a rate

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>>46853182
>Low fertility monsters
Lies. I creampied an ushi-oni once and she got twins on the first try

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>>46853185
CLITORIS

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>>46853256
Consider yourself very blessed, Anon. Now you won't be having any more for ten years.

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>>46853315
>Now you won't be having any more for ten years.
>anon imregnates his ushi with triplets within a week
woops

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>>46853322
>sucking up all the native luck in the entire region
>has an angry lilim now bearing down on him for stealing her luck with her husband trying for babies

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>>46853327
>lilim tries to barge into anon's home to give her a piece of her mind
>cant make it to the front door since the yard is filled with ushi kids
>seethes harder when she hears mama ushi yelling excitedly that she is pregnant again

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>>46853243
Foxes are extremely insatiable. They're so thirsty they even use illusion magic to get some penetration in public without alerting anyone.

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>>46851035
>Adventurer, hear about a fox village that's being terrorized by a powerful eldritch creature and will pay well if it's slain
>Entire village of dozens of foxes, all of them come out to greet their brave savior, telling tales of the dangers of the creature and how they would be helpless without you
>All of them thick with huge breasts for some reason, a few even poorly hiding extra tails behind them
>Keep saying how mature you are for your age to be out taking on such a dangerous quest alone, insist that you should rest in the village a few days to regain your strength
>Foxes are constantly bickering with each other about who gets to spend time showing you around the village, cooking you meals, and whose house you sleep in
>Get fed up with it after a few days and go to the place where the creature is said to be hidden so you can move on
>It's a cockroach

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>>46853357
>She's just as startled as you are when you stumble upon her!

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>>46853357
Truly... foxwomen are their own worst enemies

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I'm going to call Ares a smelly virgin Goddess, surely she won't smite me.

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>>46853390
Turns out she's autismal as fuck and just tells you that she's not a virgin; you're thinking of Artemis.

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>>46853390
She and her followers are weak

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>>46853396
Artemis doesn't even exist in MGE, and thank fuck Zeus doesn't either because lord only knows how the fuck that would play out.

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It's that time again to post the best girl.

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>Sir, please do the needful

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>>46853462
impregante?

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>>46853408
Next you're going to tell me that W.T. Snacks isn't part of MGE.

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>>46853498
the forbidden mod

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>>46853498
Yes, and?

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>>46851938
When I see drawings like this I imagine if the guy was ugly and smirk.

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>>46853531
But why

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Particularly big harems need an Anubis to keep the sex schedule on track. Be careful, or you might have to spend ALL your time between some monster's legs. Or wrapped in a tail. Or both.

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>>46853545
Anon is an ugly bastard and desires representation in fox tail huffing

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>>46853555
Ah, I understand now.

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>>46853068
More porc buns

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>>46853554
then ill just get a harem of anubis
imagine the efficiency

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>>46853454
https://youtu.be/2DVbargQCaY

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>>46853575
I do like steamed pork buns

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>>46853554
>>46853576
Depending on the size of your harem there may never be a time in which you aren't in direct physical contact with a woman.

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>>46853576
>immediately get an anubis pestering you in between kisses because you're taking 10 more seconds to cum with the last one and it's already her turn

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>>46853510
Why would they have always said "Around Snacks, never relax" if she WASN'T a Mamono?

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I curse you with FOX

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>>46853686
I don't like it, take it back

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>>46853686
Shouldn't curses be, you know, bad?

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>>46853693
They are--hence the fox. If you were being blessed, you would get a WURM.

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Dragons disguised as elves?

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>>46853689
Wouldn't exactly be a curse if I took it back, now would it?
Anyways, she just got the diagnosis from the doctor, she is your wife, it's terminal, I'm sorry.

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>>46853721
I'm not convinced.

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>>46853693
they're kind of needy

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I will defeat fox by banning all tofu in town

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>>46853742
Just occasionally scratch their ears and fluff their tails, easy.

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i will BREED the fox

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>>46853762
my dick is confused, i am getting both a heartboner and a normal boner!

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>>46853762
NOT IF I BREED FOX FIRST

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Goodnight Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember that Kikis know how to give great post workout massages.
Anything to ensure master's sick gains are well rewarded.

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I HAVE A MIGHTY NEED

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>>46853787
That just sounds like an excuse to touch me
I mean I'll let her do it anyway, her horny face while drooling during the massage is pretty funny

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>>46853788
I have many mighty yet unmet needs

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>>46853788
Stop lusting after smelly dogs

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>>46853801
No

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Welcome to harpy country, here's your parachute.

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>be me, the HUMAN MAN
>be HUMAN SUPREMACIST
>rubbing my hands and feeling particularly naughty today
>go up to the Spider Queen that rules Spiderland
>"Boy, your spider people and spider ways sure are unique, it would be a real shame if it was ever overridden or usurped. Aren't you worried about how those damn Foxes are breeding out of control and taking up all the humans? Soon, before you know it, one day one of your kin might end up being a FOX instead of a SPIDER. Somebody ought to put a stop to that before it's too late..."
>leave
>go up to the Fox Shogun that rules Mofu Country the next day
>"Boy, your fox people and fox ways sure are unique, it would be a real shame if it was ever overridden or usurped. Aren't you worried about how those damn Spiders are breeding out of control and taking up all the humans? Soon, before you know it, one day one of your kin might end up being a SPIDER instead of a FOX. Somebody ought to put a stop to that before it's too late..."
>leave
>the next day...
>watching from afar as the Spiders and Foxes go to war to preserve their glorious Spider and Fox races
>in the process they will weaken themselves so that us human supremacists can strike and wipe them both out for the good of our pure human race instead
>all according to plan
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

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>>46853856
oh, that won't be necessary

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>>46853894
>anon thinks they went to war
>slowly realizes they're actually just teaming up to corrupt even more human women
>they actually swore a truce of equality (ergo every man gets a Spider AND Fox wife)
(((((((Humans)))))))) fail again.

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Which is better or preferable? Harpies with no arms and only wings serving as their arms or harpies WITH arms?

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>>46853849
Do you really want some mutt following you around all the time?

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>>46853929
it's not even a contest

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>>46853921
Drat! Surely the subversion that the Protocols of the Elders of the Order of the Chief God commands me to carry out will work when I try again next time on the Orcs and the Goblins! Surely it will!

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You will get an erection and arousal from gazing upon the slip-on shoes of a Zipangese JK monster

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public enemy number wan

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I think alot about cows, probably too much. Thing is, they'd probably make the perfect pillows, not even counting the milk production. Perfect, soft mounds to block the sun, and thick fluffy thighs to rest my head on.

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>>46840551
Femdom?

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>>46852090
Same question as before

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Harpy sex
Harpy sex
Sex with harpy

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>>46854091
Which harpy?

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Need a big monster to be my bed

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>>46854119
>squishy tummy as a soft mattress
>huge boobs for a comfy pillow
>big arms for a warm blanket
>can kiss your head and whisper sweet nothings to lull you to sleep

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>>46853787
>>46853791
Imagine her reaction when she finds your "DO IT FOR HER" poster

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>>46854128
Heavenly

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>>46854091
Yes

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>>46854128
give me this in dragon zombie form for optimal cooling on hot nights, constant weighted blanket bear hug from her not wanting to give up her "treasure" as a bonus

[Anonymous No.]

>>46854071
Nope, only comfydom and frog approved. You can read it with your eyes closed poor bait

[Anonymous No.]

>>46852090
Nice, was waiting for it. I don't how but even if I dislike how things go I can't stop reading your work. Thanks for it

[Anonymous No.]

>>46854178
>>46854183
Kys fr*g, magus and murloc laughed at you this winter. Everyone hate your guts here.

[Anonymous No.]

Humans are and always will be the most evil things in the world. How can Monsters, who are the epitome of good, like them so much? They are irredeemable and cause nothing but war, chaos, destruction, greed and death.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46854206
yoooooo namefag drama, my favorite, now we're cookin'
fucking based

[Anonymous No.]

>>46854211
>They are irredeemable and cause nothing but war, chaos, destruction, greed and death.
Not me, I'm a good boy. I give random cats headpats

[Anonymous No.]

>>46854217
>drama
it's just the mentally ill furry seething at other stories getting attention. Mock him for 0 votes and move on

[Anonymous No.]

>>46854211
As if you Dragons don't cause any of that either.

[Anonymous No.]

>"You don't mind we take a look in your PC, Anon? We have the subpoena."

[Anonymous No.]

>>46854231
>m-m MUH DRAGONS
See? You call the humans out on their deeds and they instantly begin projecting onto their betters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46854211
before the lilim monsters were murderous kill machines

[Anonymous No.]

>>46854236
They're C4shog in the walls, leave now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46854259
Let me guess, you got peppered with demon silver by a MAN-made anti-aircraft defense while getting shitty MAN-made sweets at the MAN-made convenience store and now you must cry on a MAN-made forum on your MAN-made computer?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Hurry up anon! We're going to go see how the Pharaoh's denegerate society will fall in Coppola's new movie!

[Anonymous No.]

good to know WHFtard is also the yuri bait shitposter

[Anonymous No.]

harpy therapy

[Anonymous No.]

>>46854314
No Polly, no more crackers! Can't you see you've had too many? Your family is worried about you, Polly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46854319
Fat parrot harpy

[Anonymous No.]

>>46851850
>Oh hey! You're finally awake!

[Anonymous No.]

>>46854327
Waking up in a strange Elf's house could be a frightening experience

[Anonymous No.]

>>46854327
Hag house, old people, piss in the bed for sure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46854306
mods started banning his gachaspam again so he's trying new things to shit up the thread. R&I as always

[Anonymous No.]

>>46854327
>getting kidnapped by elves again
time to decline coffee (drugged) and escape again

[Anonymous No.]

So is it monster girls in general who're the ones who'll actively seek out a boyfriend, observe and study his likes and dislikes and personality AND be the one doing the forward and proactive flirting and courtship?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46854376
No, it only happens if you're a shyfag who wouldn't get pussy otherwise

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>46854393
Or if you're french.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46854413
I think this girl has a crush on Kenji

[Anonymous No.]

>>46854413
>5’55”
So 9’6”?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46854424
Why are you so butthurt?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46854440
Imagine

[Anonymous No.]

>>46854424

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Skeeenwookers

[Anonymous No.]

>>46854628
>Exotic burger fluff
>Smells like the undergrowth with int of blood and grilled steak
Would

[Anonymous No.]

>>46854628
Titania's American cousin

[Anonymous No.]

>>46854757
>Dude, let me in I'm a fairy

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Ignore your NCOs. Friendship and solidarity is magic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46854809
I don't believe in fairies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46854870
yay more off-topic westernshit!

[Anonymous No.]

>>46855046
You should recognize him by now, R&I or at least don't forget about the R part

[Anonymous No.]

Is /jp/ going faster as of late or what? The threads keep dying with only like 600 posts.

[Anonymous No.]

Texan coyote by my friend :)

[Anonymous No.]

>>46855091
Well she sure ain't coyote ugly

[Anonymous No.]

>>46854424
I'm gonna un-aceent a french wight and make her like oktoberfest and bratwurst.
And I'm not even german.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46855091
I bet she can be befriended with burgers.

[Anonymous No.]

PSA: several thousand crates of instant level up potions have been confirmed stolen in a daring heist! suspects include goblins and slimes! be wary of any absurdly high level goblins and slimes wandering around and baiting high level adventurers into fighting them!

[Anonymous No.]

>>46855179
I'm not afraid of gobbos!
Besides, where could they possibly put those levelups in?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46855179
I will be a few from them, thanks for the Intel.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46855179
Were they regular level up potions or cursed level up potions?

[Anonymous No.]

PSA: Several level up potions have been identified as spiked and tampered potions.If you were to drink these 'level up' potions, you would actually revert back to level 1, where even a low level succ or goblin could beat you. We are working to identify who was behind this evil (probably grems), and a recall has been issued. Stay stafe. Do not drink the potions.

[Anonymous No.]

PSA: Slimes are cute :)

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>46855358
Big head

[Anonymous No.]

>>46855299
Someone check the PA system for ooze

[Anonymous No.]

PSA : I did it and I will do it again

[Anonymous No.]

>>46855358
Gremsex

[Anonymous No.]

>Long make-out sessions with lamias

[Anonymous No.]

>>46855358
Gremsweat
Gremsmell
Gremhot
Gremshine
Gremstink
Gremboobs

[Anonymous No.]

I need Monballs to catch all the monsters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46855513
Slime delinquent needs to be stopped.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46855573
Need Grem with big swirly anime glasses.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46855573
>Ears too small and no fluff
3/10

[Anonymous No.]

>>46852003
Good question. I didn't think much other than regular red.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46855611
She specc'd out of ears and into breasts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46855624
Bad choice if you ask me.

[Anonymous No.]

>1 cheshire waif
>1 dormouse waif
Imagine

[Anonymous No.]

Would you accept a vampire and her 3 adopted and vampirized daughters?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46855653
Waif?

[Anonymous No.]

Whurmst

[Anonymous No.]

>>46855875
Wait, you mean like this lady?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46856054
Whurmst’ve

[Anonymous No.]

>>46855988
Waif
Wayf
Wayfe
Wife

[Anonymous No.]

>>46852090
Why are there so few tags?

[Anonymous No.]

Me, breaking down into tears of anger and sorrow and denial and falling to my knees rebuking Miss Succubus and denying her over and over again and telling her that her love is fake and there's no way she means it when she says she likes me before ranting about how cold and dark the world is and that there's no way because it's too good to be true.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46856251
Not him but I never really bother with tags either

[Anonymous No.]

>>46856456
Me telling Miss Succubus that that's my purse and I don't know her.

[Anonymous No.]

Me openly enjoying a greasy and unhealthy double cheeseburger deluxe combo with fries and a sugary soda, all high in calories, at the outside seating at a fast food joint in MGC in full view of a concerned Troll hag whose extremely averse to unhealthy foods and not regretting anything about my dietary choices

[Anonymous No.]

i love lamp

[Anonymous No.]

>>46856658
There had to be someone who did

[Anonymous No.]

Me making messes intentionally when my Kiki maid isn't looking.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46856696
That's normal and healthy, a servant without work is a sad tool.

[Anonymous No.]

Kikis shouldn't rape their masters.

[Anonymous No.]

Does your wife speak English/your native language?
Do you have to use some translator or translating magic to communicate?
Would you want to learn her labguage?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46856761
Whose masters should they rape, then?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46856780
Kikis should rape nobody. They should be nice and not do naughty things like r*pe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46856778
I see no reason why I shouldn't learn dragonspeak, then I can go around saying "ni" at old ladies

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>46854230
You're right. We do need more mge fangames.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46856761
If you don't rape your kikis, she will rape you. It's ticking bomb but a great game too, how much can you pull before breaking, how much you tease to reach higher high. I love kikis as a design and as a concept, having to choice between a chesh and a kiki is the only case where I could accept a harem ending

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>>46856811
a maid must be prepared to fulfill her masters needs, by force if necessary

[Anonymous No.]

>>46855561
everytime i see "default" lamia i can't help but see Ranpha from galaxy angel

[Anonymous No.]

>>46854424
>t. shy nigger that gets no pussy

[Anonymous No.]

fox fox fox fox fox fox fox fox fox fox fox fox fox fox fox fox fox fox fox fox fox fox fox fox fox fox fox fox fox fox fox fox fox fox

[Anonymous No.]

>>46857118
my desire for foxes is impossible to describe without the real deal for demonstration. images are not enough.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46853575
Axem's Trolls get the most praise, but his P'orcs are lovely too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46857130

[Anonymous No.]

I've heard that you can farm easy xp by summoning a kraken on land and challenging her to a fight. They're considered endgame enemies but they can't do anything to you outside of the water.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46853582
Someday I'll actually have the time to learn to draw but that's not right now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46857158
but i dont have any summoning abilities. how do i summon a kraken without summoning abilities?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46857176
You buy a premade scroll.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46851999
aquariums are fun

[Anonymous No.]

>>46857181
theres a monster with a skull in place of a level counter in every magic shop i go to. id rather not go in there

[Anonymous No.]

>>46851999
This will be a trip to remember

[Anonymous No.]

>>46851858
>>46851891
>>46852021

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>46851999
>Swim room on main path of aquarium
Time to fake being a cripple so I can take the alternative route and avoid the weirdo krakens, scary mersharks and freaky kelp

[Anonymous No.]

>>46857256
just tell them you didn't bring a swimsuit

[Anonymous No.]

>>46857246
I can't move for some reason

[Anonymous No.]

>>46857246
So is she taking it off or not?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46857256
I'm sure pretending to be an injured man near mersharks will go swimmingly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46857278
>keep telling basilisk to take it off
>why's she getting all flustered?
>after some internal struggle she takes off her shirt
this is fine too i guess

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>46857292
Can she actually sing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46857246
>"Optic blast!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>46857292
Booba sith please.

>>46857300
So far we have no word.
We do know she's into feet.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>46857282
How bad can it be when a man in a wheelchair (who actually needs it and isn't pretending) visits the aquarium?

[Anonymous No.]

>"Hello there."

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>46857246
>it's just a blindfold, how bad could taking it off be?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>46857338
Is that a magic orb or a grapefruit?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>46857460
It's a basketball.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46857457
>waiting for the idle animation where she spanks herself

[Anonymous No.]

>>46857460
dodgeball

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

I'm gonna ask Miss Haku for private tutoring!

[Anonymous No.]

>>46857761
>Kikimora music teacher teaching violin
>Extra emphasis given to fingering technique
>She intends to quiz me on it after dinner

[Anonymous No.]

Big bloodbags.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46857888
I once started writing a story about a vampire and her husband going on a tropical holiday but didn't know what to do with it beyond the novelty of a vampire in the tropics
Well anyway, vampires SUCK

[Anonymous No.]

>>46857904
Don't respond to spam

[Anonymous No.]

>>46857904
I can't blame you, cause I think I was the one that proposed it because I thought it'd make for a comfy story, but couldn't think of specifics myself. Maybe I should give it a shot myself at some point.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46857964
What the hell are you talking about?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46857982
It's the guy who gets pissy when anything but mge is posted.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46857970
Or maybe I'll beat you to it now that I suddenly remembered it existing
Mine has a zeppelin in it, you know. Rich people travel with style.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46857982
Have you not noticed the random chinese gacha game image spam that's been going on for months?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46858031
that's just a vampire

[Anonymous No.]

>>46858031
It will surely go on forever so just accept it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46857904
Vampire tells her "servant" that she's going on vacation and she needs him to be her bodyguard because she'll be completely vulnerable in the sunlight, followed by a series of increasingly blatant attempts to make him violate her while she's vulnerable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46858005
Neat, good luck, Anon!

[Anonymous No.]

>>46854424
I bet you're gonna get a lazy monster with a heavy french accent that constantly whines about having to femdom you and annoys you all the time by asking you to dom her instead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46858151
They're already married, sorry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46853208
All good. Take your time bro.

[Anonymous No.]

Some anons think a girl who turns into a cat is a better option and don't realize one of those already exists in mge.
But this is just blair. Who may actually be a cat that turns into a girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46858031
Not everyone plays your beloved gachashit, all I see is a big boobed vampire.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46858264
What gets me is that sometimes sauce nao comes up with nothing and he still knows what it is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46858264
>>46858272
Not very difficult to recognize characters that keep getting spammed, and all the chinese slopgames have similar plastic art styles and designs anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

xof

[Anonymous No.]

>>46857291
>keep telling her to take it off
>she keeps taking off more clothes

[Anonymous No.]

>>46858357
Led by a Phantom in a suit and a cowboy hat.

[Anonymous No.]

>Find sleeping holst
>Approach her as to not disturb her sleep
>Bring face close to hers
>Slip tongue inside her mouth carefully
>Keep in there for as long as possible without waking her
>Slowly back away once day
>Leave
Those cows will never catch me. The secret, serial, kiss rapist.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46858379
I will sit in complete silence, not reacting to her speech at all!

[Anonymous No.]

>>46858385
Do this with sleep mouse and you get a free wife

[Anonymous No.]

>>46858264
>>46858272
you are so close to saying "gatekeeping bad!" that its really funny

[Anonymous No.]

gatekeeping bad!

[Anonymous No.]

>>46858440
And yet, I'm not saying that.
All I'm saying is that you're causing more damage by shitposting about the thing like some kind of a barneyfag clone when you should just silently report the actual malicious shitposting instead. I don't see you whining about generic catgirls or foxes, and fucks sake bro, I don't need to see your whining over a generic vampire.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46858476
Cat behaves or gets the barbed dildo again

[Anonymous No.]

>>46858486
So....identifying shitposting is worse than shitposting, according to you. Ok. Makes total sense.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46858504
You talk like the potato pest. So it is a falseflag, got it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46858515
It's cute you're learning to call others falseflags, but you're still too obvious. I dont think anybody will fall for that after you defended gachaspam as generic vampires or whatever

[Anonymous No.]

>>46858486
And yet you feel that you NEED to preach your crap about silently tolerating garbage and keep muddying the waters.
Not him but I can see why he's accusing you of malicious intent. Same old shit as always, you won't get /mgt/ to stop sperging and just silently tolerate trash, you're not the first and most likely not the last one to try that.

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[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>46855358
>POV: You are trying to get your computer fixed

[Anonymous No.]

>>46858537
If you say so. Here's another vampire, just for you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46857572
You'd think beating a ryu in dodgeball would be easy on account of them being such big targets but then they manipulate the wind to get a perfect recurve ball

[Anonymous No.]

>>46858578
Yeah, there's the mentally ill furry that defiantly spams when he gets butthurt. Still upset about that 0 votes thing, huh?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46858515
>You talk like the potato pest.
Tu es vraiment sûr de toi en matière de reconnaissance des formes, mon pote.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46858578
Remilia is so fucking hot, like holy shit I would leave her like a balloon after having my fun with her and then do the same to Flan, and after that going back to Remilia since she started to deflate a little

[Anonymous No.]

>>46858626
Vile way to describe it but I understand what you mean perfectly

[Anonymous No.]

>>46858614
You're doing it again. It's tiresome.
It's just a vampire.
>>46858626
This is my fantasy as well. I wonder how a portal to Gensokyo would work.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46858626
I would leave her like a lolibaba in a LBL doujinshi

[Anonymous No.]

>>46858486
>just silently report the actual malicious shitposting instead. I
Lamezors.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46858649
And here you are loudly defending gachaspam again.
Now why would you do that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46858515
Do you think
>"All your needs taken care of."
Also include as many chips as I can eat?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46858626
Nah she looks ugly

[Anonymous No.]

To this day, I still patiently await the day of the portal. I want to see a harpy in my birdbath some day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46858690
>wake up one morning and look out the window to see an entire flock of toned, naked harpies all crowded around your birdbath and splashing each other

[Anonymous No.]

Can you beat her score?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>46858663
I'd find siths cuter if their designs were different.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46858705
Girls with handlebars!

[Anonymous No.]

>>46858698
No because I'm shit at rhythm games.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46858698
Depends, can I do a solo on her bongos?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46858476
Too much internet is bad for the brain

[Anonymous No.]

>>46858044
Well janny seems to be absolutely hellbent on ignoring it or the incoming reports for as long as humanly possible, that's for sure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46852410
Like an old Kiki chasing down her Anon-Mashtah.
>https://archiveofourown.org/works/52574191

[Anonymous No.]

>>46852564
Snek goes Plissken?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46858690
>She brings drink
Cool bird, I will help her in her husband's quest

[Anonymous No.]

>>46858804
No no, she's on a "husband quest". And you are in husband range.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46858615
Half good half bad, the sentence is quite awkward and feels like Google translated
"Tu es vraiment sûr de toi" don't go with "en matière de" who don't go with reconnaissance des formes. The whole sentence need to be rewritten with 1 or 2 of those parts
Also Mon pote = my dude, no one say that IRL or here nowadays
You made a bad job at "copying" me, go fuck yourself for using us as your scape goat.
>Monster girl?
Here's the frogkot

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>46858898
Incorrect

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>46858893
>feels like Google translated
I used DeepL.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46858846
Sure but birds don't really interest me, when can go on an adventure instead to find our fated one

[Anonymous No.]

Which monster girl radiates the most raw Stacy energy?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>46859090
yaaassss slaaayyyy

[Anonymous No.]

>>46859090
Smoke hobo, maybe?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46859108
Valley girl pyrow would make me diamonds. Imagine one casually giving you a handjob while she chats to her friends over the phone

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>46859150
10th child?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46851850
Plants and Humans have been allies since primordial times.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46859308
The duo to protect you from mosquito bullies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46859308
Pointy teeth monsters are dangerous!

[Anonymous No.]

>>46859308
Mankind already has a best friend!

[Anonymous No.]

>>46859360
What if pyrow/kobold chimera?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46858898
I need to be caught by an old monster

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>46859103
I wanna defeat a lizard girl, force her to strip down and wear some really cheesy sign like that while we walk around town.
And I want her to be waaay to into it
Kind of makes me wonder how other monster girls would react to us doing that. Would it be treated like making out in public?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>46858898
They look like they fuck shotas

[Anonymous No.]

>>46859487
>Normal day in MGC
>Go for a walk
>Go to the park
>Kids are playing
>Some old folk are sitting about
>Some lizard girl is getting rough fucked while screaming about how she's worthless and is only useful as a breeding sow
>Take out your headphones, teens these days are so loud, can't they at least fuck in the arena like you used to when you where their age?

[Anonymous No.]

One thing weird in a society with monster girls is you couldn't tell if the little girl holding hands with the adult man is his daughter, sister, mother, wife, or a combination of them

[Anonymous No.]

>>46859373
Friendly dog you meet out of nowhere in the park.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46859620
Do not fuck your daughter

[Anonymous No.]

>>46859659
What, and let some other man fuck her? Be glad I can't pipe post. Just kidding, I'd probably try to make sure she ended up with that nice neighbor boy or something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46859668
>I'd probably try to make sure she ended up with that nice neighbor boy or something.
Finally, some good posts

[Anonymous No.]

You will cum into your daughteru's cereal bowl and you will be happy

[Anonymous No.]

>>46859678
Sometimes I envy wyvernfags. Imagine it being that easy to make sure your daughter doesn't end up with some totally-not-irredeemable piece of shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46859668
>Just kidding, I'd probably try to make sure she ended up with that nice neighbor boy or something.
This is the way. I would probably have too much fun playing matchmaker with my daughters and the neighborhood boys.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46859308
>plants: needs co2, makes o2
>human man: needs o2, makes co2 and maybe some other stuff too
it's true, we belong to plants

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>46859821
Hell of a bush.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46859824
It prevents bugs from getting up in there when she's flying.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46859599
>Buy a ticket to the MGC arena
>It's mostly just the contestants fucking
I feel scammed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46859841
what'd you expect?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46859845
I want some bloodsports dammit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46859659
You don't need to fuck your daughter, you just need to have a monster gf/wife that's like a daughter you can fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46859857
Damn monsterlolis, go after boys your own age. I'm too old for this shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46859876
But Anon, she is the same age as you

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>46859876
>Humans don't live that long, dummy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46859857
You don't need to fuck your mom, you just need to have a momster gf/wife that's like a mom you can fuck.
So true

[Anonymous No.]

>>46859915
>Baphomet wife who is old enough to be your grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grandmother

[Anonymous No.]

>>46859887
FUCK

[Anonymous No.]

A regular sized demon and a regular sized angel are trying to sit on your shoulders. At the same time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46859876
>Damn monsterlolis, go after boys your own age.
But boys their own age aren't interested in having tons of sex. Luckily, young monsters have a shared interest with adult human men.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46859953
Sounds like a sexy Studio C sketch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46859876
>>46859887
>>46859915
>>46859929
>30 year old man getting hit on by a clear 12 year old
>tells her he isn't interested in little girls
>she says she's 32 and shows him her id to prove it
Living in MGE would definitely take some getting used to.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46859953
pls no I am lanklet

[Anonymous No.]

>>46860008
It'd a fake ID. I see it all the time at my bar and have to confiscate them

[Anonymous No.]

>>46860008
>tells her he isn't interested in little girls
>she says she's 32
The little one is missing the point, methinks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46859876
>>46859887
>>46859929
>>46860008
what about 320 years old?
>what doth vex ye so, oni-chan?
>one cannot reprimanded a fair maiden for her first infatuation!
>it would simply be too cruel to turn us away without even affording us time for candlelit dinner!
>is it really our job to teach half-witted peasants like thee how to properly court a lady?
>now come along then, our retainers have already made our reservation at the good end kitchen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46860092
Listening to an estampie with your lolibaba wife!

[Anonymous No.]

Hi all, dogfaced here.

I'm thinking of organising a small writing contest to take place this summer. Trying to gauge interest and get some suggestions. Compared to last time, it would have the following
>A word count limit (probably between 2000 and 5000 words)
>A specific theme (not a specific monster girl, but a certain place or idea, probably summer themed)
>Winner chosen at random from entrants (with an art comm as a prize)

Having a hard cap on words would hopefully not draw too much time away from people's stories/other shit, while having a lottery system would encourage people of all writing levels to participate. Ideally, this would leave us with a collection of short and sweet stories.
Haven't set anything up, but would like to hear some thoughts.

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>>46860111
Could you ban France and all french "people" from your tournament? We don't want more drama

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>>46860111
I like it! Would we vote on the theme or would you choose it ahead of time?

[Anonymous No.]

large breasts, huge breasts or gigantic breasts?

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>>46860161
Harem with all 3

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>>46860161
yes. I think I have art of all three sizes

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>>46860037
>monster lolis get fake IDs
>not to buy booze or get into bars, but for showing to men who are hesitant about lolifucking
>he can be eased into the truth later

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>>46860161
Gigantic is too small.

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>>46860161
Medium-ish breasts that fit in the palm of my hands. Big breasts for shoving my face into.

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>>46860161
Basically this >>46860180
They must weigh more than my entire body and audibly slosh

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>>46860142
I'm happy to take some ideas for some summer themes and do a quick straw poll.

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>>46860314
Welcome to the Jungle
Good variety of girls/story possibilities

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>>46860321
The bakeneko's infamous double-tail grip! It's inescapably soft and velvety

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>>46860347
Nice

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>>46860161
Large usually my preferred, but huge can work if she's built to have them. Gigantic is too big and I also think medium deserves more love.

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>>46860364
Don't enable the gacha spammer

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>>46860364
how does one avoid falling victim to this unbreakable bind?

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remember anons just a few weeks alone and your short, sweet p'orc childhood friend will become 6'5, ripped and ready to drag you off to the pig pit

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>>46860495
this is why pigs travel in hordes, they get mind breaking separation anxiety

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>>46860495
>>46860514
Is that how Horcs are made?

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>>46860495
she'll turn back with a bit of attention, right?

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>>46860538
hope you like your bacon big, tanned and aggressive anon

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>>46860495
Or gets refined into a proper leader

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>>46860549
Powerful cow thighs

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>>46860545
not the pig mafia!

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>>46860545
>Promoted to overlord.jpg
Man we had so much fun with Shadow of Mordor and even more with Shadow of War

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>>46860545
what are posh pigs like?

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>>46860545
floppy ears...

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>>46860545
Or become sexy hags

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https://imgbox.com/g/j2IL8ySURv
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>>46860545
how does she react when her childhood friend gets back from his three week holiday?

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>>46860571
>becomes this after only a month alone
I don't understand monster biology

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>>46860586
That's what happens the next day after they turn 25 without a husband

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THEY'LL MAKE PIGS OF US ALL

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>>46860597
>take one vacation to Pigsico
>instantly pig-broken
sad

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>>46860597
If the cooking is that good then I don't mind gaining some weight

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>>46860608
what do p'orcs cook? what do h'orcs make?

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>>46859841
somebody made a story about monsters fighting, and one of the rules was no fucking on the stage

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>>46859841
We got monster sports for a reason

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Porco Dea

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this thread is just a piggery now

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>>46860572
Is having a salamander maid a good idea?

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>>46857583
I have to wonder at times what the fucking appeal of Cait Sith even is.

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>>46860621
>Fencing matches
>It's basically the same except the winner have to fuck the loser

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>>46860629
is she mere'd or is she only there because she couldn't get any other work?

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>>46860629
She'd probably be okay. Not the best suited, but capable and energetic. I hope you like barbecue.

>>46860647
She's declared war on dust bunnies.

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>>46860618
That just sounds like you're gonna end up with a bunch of very sexually frustrated monster girls on stage.

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>>46860629
>Views every cleaning task as a personal challenge from you
>If you're satisfied, then she is victorious and gets to rape you

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>>46860111
neat

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Me the moment i get my hands on a amazon: https://e-hentai.org/g/2916555/5d1b1a124f/?p=1
Its hard to be a warrior when she's constantly pregnant

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>>46860111
Excellent idea but this >>46860136
need an answer first, please ban them

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>>46860764
Safe edgy

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>>46860490
Just accept your fate, there could surely be worse after all.

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>>46860770
No, Mick and him need a ban from everything

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>>46860111
5k words is kind of small, no?

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>>46860635
>furry
>loli
>femdom
She also reminds me of my childhood crush gatomon.

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>>46857246
>constantly quoting bane lines around basilisk wife
>she gets frustrated and says she's going to fuck you into a coma
>"I'm wondering what will break first: my spirt, or my body?"

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>>46860816
Maybe a bit bigger, like 6 or 8k words then?
Ideally the stories would be simple vignettes or shorts, rather than long, elaborate works. A smaller word cap should encourage that, and also not set an expectation to write an absolute shitload only to get burnt out.

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>>46860111
I love this idea, and I love picking the winner by lottery (give new folks a chance!). BUT, can you still have a vote on the winner anyways? No need for a prize, necessarily, just encouragement for the writer who did the goodest.

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>>46860572
You missed one. Possibly even two.

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>>46860111
>>46860888
Can the theme be romantic spiders and the anons who love them?

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>>46860786
Christ you people put too much stock in bogeymen over fucking ignoring them.

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>>46860889
Gotta play the part anon, dress up like CIA. Bitches love well dressed men with flightplans

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>>46860656
>capable and energetic
>I hope you like barbecue
I love Salamanders

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>>46860949
Big girls are for me.

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>46860943
Bogey men? MONSTERBOY LOVER! REEEEEEEEEEEEE!

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>>46860943
Do you think little order peasants tell stories to their children about how if they don't respect their pets the bogey cats will come in the night and make them fuck them.

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>>46860961
>REEEEEEEEEEEEE!
You have to go back.

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>>46860949
>get so good you can quote the entire dialogue of the opening scene as a list of names

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>>46860932
I feel that may attract the ire of the fly lovers in the thread.
I'm sure you can find a way to put miss spider in whatever theme gets chosen - she is a versatile spooder.

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>>46860943
That's because that *is* one of these guys. He revels in shitposting about himself, so he'll bring this shit up alone if he has to. R&I.

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>>46860893
If it's not too much hassle to set up, there's no harm in it I don't think.
I'd like to encourage some constructive feedback beyond scores on entries at the same time. Not sure what the best way of doing that is.

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>>46861031
No, I just don't want to see more drama. A clear rule explaining who can not join would be nice

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>>46861090
known shitposters are not taken seriously by default. there's no need for it

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>>46861100
So Mick and fr*g are not welcomed in
the tournament, finally a clear and good answer, thanks.

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>>46861118
You really take this too far when clearly nobody cares.

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>>46861128
t. seething white flag

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>>46861128
I told you he's the shitposter that keeps bringing it up, and yet you're still responding.

[Anonymous No.]

you should unseal monsters
it's cool

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>>46861165
I wanna participate in the holst milk cycle.

[Anonymous No.]

What’s the difference between the ancient not!Greek satyroses and the modern day satyroses?

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>>46861266
establishing consent

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>>46861266
>notnotGreek

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>>46860951
I want to say they're underappreciated, but they get a good amount of love.

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>>46861031
It's all so tiresome.

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>>46861167
Not today, fox.

>>46861182
Hello, fellow heterosexual male, how do you do?

>>46861266
The ancient ones pay their tab.

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>>46861266
Every monster should have freckles.

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Druella, Deonora and some other single hags play monopoly (no boys)

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>>46861648
I can't argue with that logic. Freckles are cute.

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>>46861684
but... but... I want to play...

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>>46861684
No boys because they don't want to embarrass themselves in front of potential suitors when they get into fistfights over monopoly?

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>>46861743
you don't.
druella will flip the board when things don't go her way, and then take out her anger on you (handholding and sobbing into your chest)

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>>46861754
Powerful queens of monster nations are made to be held and shushed while they cry in your arms.

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>>46861684
I will marry Druella! She deserves to be happy too!

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>>46861751
Legit would be pissed, slime should be putting all her points into her ass

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>>46861782
Cant slime put her body mass wherever she likes anyway? Isn't she an amorphous unicellular organism?

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>>46861743
>Anon tracks down his childhood friend, who's an alp these days.
"I want to sneak into the All Hags Monopoly game this weekend. Can you help me?"
>Miss Alp sighs.
>"Anon, don't you think that there's other options for you?"
>She leans forward suggestively.
>"Closer options?"
"Duh! That's why I'm asking! That game is happening downtown! Not where they usually play in Dragonia!"
>This sigh is much longer, and deeper.
...
>Anon appears at the game, dressed in his friend's alp wardrobe and polymorphed into an alp-like shape with some of her polymorphing magic expertise.
>No amount of polymorph magic in the world can hold in all his spaghetti, though.
>Freezes up and gets bankrupted first.
>Goes home alone and ashamed.
>Miss Alp is there waiting for him to get her clothes back and help him remove his makeup.
>She knows it's bad because his mascara's running everywhere.
>Ends up hugging him for 30 minutes while he cries.
"Why won't Denora notice me?"
>With a thousand yard stare, Miss Alp can only wait to go home and cry herself to sleep.
>"I know, Anon. It's not fair when someone you love just can't see it."
"Th-thank you, man."
>A silent scream forms on Miss Alp's face as Anon continues to bury his face in her shoulder.
"You're such a great friend."
>"Y-you, too, Anon."
>"You, too."

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>>46861796
Meanwhile Deonora and Druella are scheming on how to get Anon and Miss Alp together

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i think cheshire is ok

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>>46861796
Poor alps. Constantly brozoned.

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>>46861822
deserved

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>>46861822
>>46861826
Alps too deserve to be cherished and loved.

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>>46861835
alps were a mistake

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>alps
Why do you insist on trying to make everything gay?

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>>46861835
That's right!

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>>46861837
>>46861839
>mamonobama heals all injuries and mental illnesses
>but for some reason faggots just turn into women
???

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>>46861856
that's because faggotry isn't a mental illness, anon-sama. word of KC!

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>>46861856
Where did you get the idea that mamano mana cured mental illnesses?

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>>46861853
Very cute
Please don't be mean to alps. They too just want a husband.

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>>46861880
Because KC literally said so.

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>>46861684
I want to play monopoly with a salamander so that I can force her to do degrading things to pay off her debt after she lands on my three house Boardwalk.

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We are not allies, Elves. We humans resent you as much as anyone else.

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>>46861884
yeah hold on let me enjoy a sip of my akkadian cuneiform milk
looks like a green elf btw

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>>46861938
Yeah but I'd fuck an elf.

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>>46861951
I'd get fucked by an elf.

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Real elf hours.

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>>46861951
>>46861963
Where there's one elf, there's always multiple. So you'd be fucking and getting fucked by many elves.

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>>46861896
alp bullying should be illegal. it's part of my platform as prospective mayor of MGC

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>derailing random posts with alpshit
>gacha spam
>ai slop
Really going all out with flooding the thread with garbage, huh

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>>46862000
>alpshit
you're free to find your own thread, tourist. Alps are MGE material, and discussion about them has never been verboten.

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>>46861993
She cute
Alps are truly cute and innocent

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>>46862008
I don't need to add anything when you expose yourself this hard.

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>>46862021
seems like you still feel the need to reply, though, don't you?

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>>46862021
>>46862026
Gentlemen, which one of you plans to turn into the alp for the other?

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[Anonymous No.]

>Wake up in morning
>Look outside glass backdoor at garden
>Deer in the yard, eating your plants
It's an actual animal deer.
>Yell at deer to go away, but it doesn't respond
>Go to grab your shoes and a broom to shoo the deer away
>Come back to the door
>See your lamia neighbor at the edge of your yard
>Deer is gone
>Lamia has a swollen tail, roughly the size of the deer
>"Hey neighbor, I took care of that pesky deer for you!" She says with a beaming smile

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>>46862000
>>ai slop
wot

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>>46862058
AI SLOP

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>>46862000
Of course he's upset, the new writefag contest triggered his 0 votes ptsd hard

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>>46861853
Alps need more hip and thigh mass, also visible skindentation and I'm sold

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>>46862064
please stop making things up to be mad about

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>>46861463
Salamander has been pretty popular ever since she came out, but they're also underappreciated.

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Are there other forms of alp? Like say, a harpy alp? A slime alp?
A cheshire alp?

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>>46862073
All alps need to have holst milk regularly snuck into their food

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>>46862098
They come in all shapes and sizes and are the ideal waifu for any anon in the thread.

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>>46862075
Not liking AI stuff is neither new nor restricted to this thread.

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>>46862065
Woe, Alp upon you.

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>>46862106
>when the succubi swarm senses your intense apathy from across the town

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>>46861938
Except i don't?
>elves are assholes
Yeah cuz we humans are much better than them huh? We're not...hell we are worse.
As it stands they oppose corruption and the demon forces ergo we are brother and sisters in arms even if we/they don't like it

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>>46862125
thank you anon very cool
except there was nothing ai being posted

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>>46862112
The thread is for heterosexual males, so no. Maybe alps an ideal "waifu" for people who go on /y/.

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>>46862147
>except there was nothing ai being posted
>>46861884
>>46861691
>>46860574
>>46860194

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>>46862157
uh oh, stinky
anon cant tell what is or isnt ai

the only one that clearly is is the goblin one

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>>46862148
Please explain to me how liking what's literally a woman is gay

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>>46862162
oh
and the gunslinging centaur i guess

[Anonymous No.]

>Fashionable, domineering, sexy, confident, monster wife
>Find her old school photos
>She was a complete nerd and shy

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>>46862130
maybe you shpuld give up on this silly kill mge crusade of yours, then? You've been at it for 17 months with zero progress

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>>46862106
>>46862135
I enjoy the idea that your basic, vanilla succs are the most unrepentant and obsessed "I can fix him" monstergirls out there.

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>>46862148
>how could stinky ugly gay ALPS be getting married while I'm still a virgin?
this post made by barren old hag claws

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>Die
>Lich rezzes me
>Proceed to jump off the mountain again to get to the bottom faster
>Lich sighs heavily and says
>"The things I do for love"

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>>46862198
Elf hags are the most jealous of them all

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>>46862203
>Proceed to jump off the mountain again to get to the bottom faster
Anon is just being efficient, ms lich should cut him some slack

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>>46862185
I'm literally not the Mick, nor do I hold a grudge against MGE or KC. I'm just bored.

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>>46862189
Woe upon the anon who underestimates the wiles, lasciviousness, and sheer unbridled love for (you) that the 'common' succubus possesses

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>>46862224
what is elf church like?

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>>46862227
Lots of shit-talking about orcs, but also secretly wanting to fuck them.

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>>46862218
you do this far too often to try the "Im bored" excuse. Soo? Why so butthurt?

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>>46862185
I haven't worked on that for months but you make a compelling argument.

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>>46862185
Why do things as random and niche as mge attract the biggest crusading autists? Every fandom or whatever you want to call it has at least one.

[Anonymous No.]

>POV: You're about to be fired in about 5 seconds

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>>46862256
Do I qualify for unemployment?

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>>46862243
My guy I've been in a hole playing Hades 2: Kill Grandpa Boogaloo for the past week or two. I know you want me to desperately be the weird schizoid bogeyman but I'm not.

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>>46862262
Nope.

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>>46862256
cool guess I'll die.

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>>46862262
Yes, you get your state standard snek along with it

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>>46862274
Smart.

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I understand gacha shit and ai slop but why are alps, a monster that KC made so damn hated here?
Like they're fully functioning women with actual wombs and not tranny make believe?

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>>46862279
Wrong wisp

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>>46862254
Because some humans are so utterly pathetic they base their entire prsonalities around ruining things for others. And when the community tells them to fuck off, they see it as an unforgivable insult that needs to be avenged. The furfag certainly started out this way, especially after he doxxed himself on twitter

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>>46862254
>Why does a niche sexual fetish attract autistic weirdos
Gee

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Why can't Wisp just let me die
I don't want to be part of this world anymore, I want out, just let me go.

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>>46862302
Well no shit it's going to attract autistic weirdos, but you'd expect autistic weirdos who ENJOY the content, not the ones who randomly decide to make it their life's mission to ruin it for no discernible reason.

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>>46862286
Why are siths, a monster that kc made so damn hated here? Like they're fully functioning women with actual wombs and not furry make believe?

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>>46862309
The underworld is full of slutty demons that'll steal you away from her so she has to keep you on earth and in her cage to keep you safe

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>>46862309
Because if you die, you'll go to Hell. And in Hell, there's no hellhound waiting for you. There's a damned cu sith waiting for you instead. So to save you from that torture, she's making you hers instead.

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>>46862286
Shortest possible answer is they used to be men. Not several millenia or centuries ago like some of the eldest monsters, but like days or weeks or any short span of time ago. All it takes is for them to want to be a woman from the bottom of their heart with ( You ). It’s an extremely hyper niche fetish.

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>>46862343
Hell sith.

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>>46862355
HMM...

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>>46862224
that middle elf is so sexy, i don't know what it is about her

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>>46862262
>>46862275
>apophis OL fires you
>tells you if you're having money problems she has a spare room you can stay in rent-free

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>>46862323
Personally enjoy the content but the autism is tiresome since it’s like a pornographic version of literally everything else that’s gone mainstream and gotten ruined for it.

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>>46862377
>apophis shows you to your new room
>she laughs menacingly since its her room
>tells you to get comfy while she changes into something more...comfortable
>changes into lingerie returns
>you already set up your pc, put up your anime posters up, and set up your beer fridge
>she finds you asleep on the bed hugging a apophis daki that looks like her

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>>46862330
>siths
>and not furry make believe?

[Anonymous No.]

I will reject a Dhampir girl and send her crying back to her Vampire mommy that she failed to get a boyfriend!

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>>46862412
I think 90% of my enjoyment in mge would just be cuddling my monsterwife

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>>46862412
This is cute. I love it when Anon is too weird and innocent to be raped. Now Miss 'Pophis must use her feminine wiles on him instead!

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>>46862412
>hugging a apophis daki
this awakens deep predatory snek instincts

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>>46862412
>apophis daki
just how long is that thing?

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>>46862412
>Apophis tries to slowly push the daki aside so that she can take its place
>Anon just says "nooooo" in his sleep and clutches it tighter.
>Murmurs her name after that.
>Apophis blushes mightily and becomes his big spoon instead.

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>>46862464
It's in miniature. So about a full sized bodypillow.

[Anonymous No.]

Me telling a Danuki that I will never sellout to her capital and become her slave.

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>>46862465
cute

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>>46862495
zealous rich-person-hating anon being corrupted into miss 'nuki's spoiled sugar baby

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>>46862544
Monsters corrupting independent, strong anons into their dependent little boytoys is my favorite

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>>46861664
Tits too small for the rest of the horse. MORE.

>>46861822
They should learn to love it, like pyrow.

>>46862047
Love a good neighbor.

>>46862073
That one is doing fine in the thigh department but >>46862106 has the right of it.

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>"Aww, sorry mister diver, but there's no sunken treasure down here in this wreck, just me, a random Scylla squatting here. I checked already. Hope you aren't too disappointed...."

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>>46862608
The sign was right! Top treasure here indeed.

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>>46862608
>>46862621
more like top heavy treasure

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>>46862608
I want to hug her...

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>>46862624
She's positively buoyant. Also, imagine being in the middle of fucking your charybdis wife when one of these squishy cunts lets herself in.
>"Don't mind me, just needed out of the current"
My ass

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>>46862608
I wanna hug her.

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>>46862720
Where would your head and your hands be during said hug?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46862729
ALL THE WAY UP HER POOPER

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>>46862712
I'd rather just get a shog desu

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>>46862560
>Monsters corrupting independent, strong anons into their dependent little boytoys is my favorite
How its always monsters corrupting strong men and never men corrupting strong independent monsters into little sluts or housewives?

[Anonymous No.]

I love fox

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>>46862771
I will impregnate fox

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>>46862771
Even evil fox?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46862781
AFAG
All Foxes Are Good

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>>46862786
That sounds like evil fox propaganda
I bet you are an evil fox yourself! Get off the computer evil fox!

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>>46862781
That's an oxymoron.

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>>46862799
>when fox has gone 200 years without feeling a man's touch and finds a virgin

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>>46862786
All foxes should be required by law to wear easy access clothing.

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>>46862816
Although I think all clothing is easy access clothing for foxes if they encounter a man, since they'll immediately shred them all off.

Though this may only apply to the truly ancient and desperate foxes...

[Anonymous No.]

>>46862286
Maybe it's because it's basically the tranny make believe, but "realized". So still, tranny make believe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46862729
head: buried in her chest, nestled under her chin
hands: around her waist, handful of tentacles

[Anonymous No.]

>>46862769
because i don't have fantasies about that

[Anonymous No.]

>>46862769
Because there is nothing to corrupt. Just tell any monster you're interested in her and she's already your strong independent housewife slut that willingly depends on your cum supply.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46862875
Truly, there is nothing more perfect in fantasy than the monstergirl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46862848
>handful of tentacles
You pass. An octopus has been dispatched to your location.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>46862544
>At first, you had been prideful.
>You didn't need some Tanuki's dirty money.
>But the bills pile up, and the work comes slowly.
>And that business card she'd tucked into your shirt on 'that day', she told you that she'd pay you handsomely for good company- better then unloading trucks or that shudder-inducing 'work' downtown in the red-light district.
>She answered on the second ring and told you where to be and when to be there, and that appropriate clothes would be arriving at your flat by end-of-day today.
>And just like that, rent was paid. One evening.

>When the automobile broke down, she took you to an art gallery.
> When you broke your arm and couldn't wait four months for the NHS, it was dinner.
>When work let you go, she took you flat-hunting in a part of town you'd never be able to afford.

>You'd asked her what her angle was before, but she never gave you a straight answer.
>She "simply enjoyed the finer things in life"

>It got easier over time. Pride is nice, but it's for sale.
>Nothing to eat? She's good for a free dinner.
>Job interview? You'll need a new shirt, and you'd like her opinion.
> Rent's due? She's got an open room, if you're looking to relocate uptown.

>Before you knew it, you were asking her.
>Date nights became a regular thing, and labor started seeming a bit beneath you.
>Why shouldn't you enjoy the finer things too?

> One evening, while brushing the Tanuki's tail before the two of you went to bed together, you considered that you may have been trained.
>You didn't mind it, however. We all have to sell ourselves, one way or another.
>Being up here in the penthouse, being pampered by a rich businesswoman who provides for all of your needs in exchange for a bit of loving, is in a way not that different from being a coal miner, if you don't think about it very much.
>You didn't need to think too much about it. You could just relax and let her do the thinking for you.
"Were you thinking Apophis Grape or Minty Titania shampoo tonight?"
>"Use the Fresh Holst scent."
"OK~"
>Life could be worse.

[Anonymous No.]

Imagine you wake up one day feeling a chilly sensation flooding into your room and you don't even remember turning on the AC. Your blanket has been ripped off of you and your body is covered in scratch marks? ...Lipstick marks...???

You hear a door slam down the hall and jolt awake in a panic, grabbing your bat and going to investigate, but finding nothing. You were in your home all alone... and just when you decide to try going back to sleep, you feel a presence above you and open your eyes.

"Boo." says the Phantom you've now discovered is haunting your house. You blink and she's gone just like that. You hear her give out this depraved giggle that echoed in your house.

What would you do if your house was being haunted by the biggest dork among the ranks of the afterlife?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46862987
thanks i hate it
i just wanna be independent and a provider for my own family, not rely on a rich hags' old money that she gives me my pocket change out of when i clean her toilets. Why do all these Danukis and Dragons and Wights always stop me from making my dreams a reality?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46863014
>she disappears before I can even honk her titties
Why is she so cruel?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46862987
rich old women are the best

[Anonymous No.]

What would a kiki or shog think if she saw me doing things wrong, not like incredibly wrong but more of a preference kind of wrong
Ex:
>Pouring milk before cereal
>Drying my body before my hair
>Complain that it’s cold but get more covers instead of closing the window
>Mixing peanut butter and jelly together instead of spreading one onto each side of the bread
>Tinkle before I sprinkle

[Anonymous No.]

>>46863053
I can smell the old lady stink though my monitor

[Anonymous No.]

>>46863082
>Drying my body before my hair
That's not wrong, that's how you do it

[Anonymous No.]

>>46863084
>Wine
>Smoke
>Rose perfume
>Old fox sweat
I think it’d smell nice

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>46863014
>phantom
Kill myself immediately so Wisp-chan can save me from her. Anyone, anything, just not a fucking PHANTOM that overloads on being chuuni please...

[Anonymous No.]

>>46863107
the interpretive dance will continue until morale improves

[Anonymous No.]

>portals to MGE world
>come across an old, abandoned castle
>start exploring
>door locks behind you sealing you in
>unsettling events occur slowly dropping your sanity
>push on, deeper and deeper into the bowels of the castle
>dark, bluish slime starts to block your paths
>giggling, screams, and footsteps heard on occasion
>as you plunge deeper and deeper the castle turns more into a large cave system
>eventually reach a dark sanctum deep within
>a large pulsating mass of dark blue and purple slime littered with glowing eyes looks at you
>it takes the form of a maiden
>"Mastah..." it says
>your sanity almost hits 0 and you turn around to leave
>"Mastah... come... HERE!"
>as you run back through the corridors, a wave of slime rushes toward you
>eventually you come to a dead end
>turn around and the slime is mere inches from you
>sanity is now at 0
>finally collapse and give up
And that's how you met your shoggoth wife! And become the owner of an old, abandoned castle.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46863082
>>Mixing peanut butter and jelly together instead of spreading one onto each side of the bread
why didnt i think of this

[Anonymous No.]

>>46862173
They're all AI anon, found the second two and they have prompts (jas09 deviantart. And wow, deviantart really likes their AI monstergirl slop). And anti-AI anon missed a couple were the artist pretty obviously traced over a SD gen and fixed the hands/eyes.

(Also, here's this image's prompt):
https://files.catbox.moe/rga7vx.png
https://files.catbox.moe/8yjyhm.png
https://files.catbox.moe/99jvlp.png

[Anonymous No.]

>>46863139
most of these abandoned places don't seem very abandoned

[Anonymous No.]

>>46863114
NO! I HATE PHANTOMS! I HATE THEM! I DON'T WANT A PHANTOM!

[Anonymous No.]

Ah, finally Friday night, a time to spend and relax with your auntster. Just sit together to watch some TV, lay back and broadcast the GIGA channels. Watch the highlights of the week and imitate what those athletes do until sunlight starts filtering through the curtains and shine on top of our sweaty naked bodies, exhausted but drained out of stress.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46862162
>>46862173
>when you are so bent on defending AI spam that you don't even bother to check pixiv IDs for tags
The quality of newcomers in recent years really fell off the cliff

[Anonymous No.]

>>46863022
>independent and a provider for my own family
In this economy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46863246
Auntsters are too dangerous
Anon belongs to big sisters

[Anonymous No.]

>>46863246
fat

[Anonymous No.]

>>46863246
Imagine the smell

[Anonymous No.]

>>46863246
>imitate what those athletes do
So gaping her holes, cumflating her, making her shoot your loads with extreme precisions and some others... isn't that too much for a poor auntster?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46863344
She was the one who wanted to do that
She's also the one paying for the channels

[Anonymous No.]

What would happen if I went on 4mon and posted a webm of myself masturbating with no context, no words?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46863391
Probably just some posts calling you a lesbo or dyke, followed by "no one is impressed by your futa magic."

Obviously because there are no men on the internet, especially 4mon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46863344
She may not be in her prime but she can still last the whole night and wake up the next day to prepare breakfast

[Anonymous No.]

>>46863469
>SNIFFFF
Mmm, nothing better than danuki breath with a tinge of morning coffee on it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46863022
Did they stop you, or were your dreams too far away so you decided to accept the easy happiness and take her money, hmm? No shame in it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46863543
>sperganon wants to be the trad family breadwinner
>comes back after his first day at 9-5 job and says he gives up, he can be stay at home husband if she wants to w provide money
>the OL Wight smugly smiles and says that man's place is at home, preferably in the bed

[Anonymous No.]

>>46863566
Working women will cheat on you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46862987
Sounds comfy
I now want a tanuki wife

[Anonymous No.]

>>46863649
How about we kill you

[Anonymous No.]

>>46863566
>9-5
Lucky you, I'm currently on a 7-5 with 30 min per day to eat and smoke. I still wouldn't give up on being the breadwinner since I'm already doing it

[Anonymous No.]

I want to see a valkyire and dark valk put anon through a training montage
half of it will be fighting and fitness and the other half sex training

[Anonymous No.]

>>46863682
That's mean and won't stop you from being cuckolded.

[Anonymous No.]

>company boss gets turned in to dragon that makes her realise just how much she treasures her secratary

[Anonymous No.]

>Fox
>Focks
>Fawks
What are the different way to spellings for this word?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46863993
Sex

[Anonymous No.]

whats the best hedonistic image you have for a monster?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46864012
Is this a hedonism?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46864012
high ork munching on meat, tankard of mead in the other hand while riding her husband

[Anonymous No.]

>>46864033
this image made me think of a very specific conversation.
>so anyways as i was saying. the gold hoard is looking a little dry
>yeah i know, its hard to get gold in the mamano era.
>fufufu, oh my old friend. but we now have access to the stock market
>mhm, what about it?
>well, all we have to do is buy low and sell high.
>and thats so much work! having to constantly check different stocks, keep an eye on global news...
>ah, but there are benefits, such as not having to pay taxes to the order due to most of our assets being theoretical. infact we can even get tax breaks for even more money!
>tempting, but what else?
>ya know that automaton complex not too far from the castle? i hear some new mamano-net connected models are being produced. all we have to do is get one and tell her to trade stock for us.
>ah, but there is one more problem.
>and that is?
>we would need to find three men instead of just two, since we would both prefer our own partners.
>hmmm.... well, high class ladies like us should have no problems finding men once we have enough money to our names.
>fawhahahaha!
>fufufufufu!
the three of them then proceeded to fail to find men for 1000 years until the dragon was humbled on a holst farm

[Anonymous No.]

>>46864012
Dragons really like ice cream.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to bully a lizard girl so hard her parents have a meeting with me over why I haven't raped her yet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46864060
Why choose stocks when you can just put your money in a S&P top 500 index fund and just win indefinetly?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46864087
I want my lizard girl classmate to debase herself to try and get me to fuck her after I beat her at super smash bros too many times.

[Anonymous No.]

Are there any safe jobs in hagville?
I'm running out of savings

[Anonymous No.]

>>46864238
Many hags store their valuables in safes, so you should be able to find a job repairing and maintaining them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46864238
Tail fluffer is a pretty safe job, if you can resist temptation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46864238
Hag husband.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46864238
Mailman
You just have to outrun those fat old hags which is easy

[Anonymous No.]

Saturday

[Anonymous No.]

Smelly sweaty beastmen hags who want to use you as a sweatrag

[Anonymous No.]

>>46864238
Any job is safe if you take precautions. For example, learn easy phrases that will deter unwanted advances.
>I'm just here to check the meter, ma'am

[Anonymous No.]

>>46864311
>Oh good. I was wondering how my fertility meter was looking.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46864304
cat day

[Anonymous No.]

>>46864304
big brown kots on koturday

[Anonymous No.]

I'm gonna tell my Anubis boss she looks pretty today upon meeting her in the elevator at the office and then stutter and apologize for saying something so inappropriate just to set off her predatory instincts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46864295
its all fun and games until the fat old hagwan just keeps running and doesnt let up

[Anonymous No.]

cat

[Anonymous No.]

>>46864372
Sex until extra weight is lost

[Anonymous No.]

>...
>*cleans*

[Anonymous No.]

when an mg goes "well well well what have we here?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>46864597
It's Miss Greenworm entering a farmer's market.

[Anonymous No.]

DODGE!!!!! (X)

[Anonymous No.]

>>46864589
Infiltration successful. Iä Dagon!

[Anonymous No.]

>>46864612
Looks like Miss Ushi mistimed her dodge.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46864589
Unbelievably erotic, I will impregnate her immediately.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46864597
Bicorn or Nurarihyon entering the MG slave market.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46864589
>maid academy's newest graduate

[Anonymous No.]

>>46864589
Maids should be seen, not heard.
I'm firing my kiki and giving the boot to shog.
What are they gonna do, call their union representative?
Rape me?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46864956
Maids should not be seen or heard. That's why I hired a kunoichi.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46864956
>After a long talk with Mrs Demon, the union representative, a new deal was brokered, and Anon was raped by kiki and shog and sahu

[Anonymous No.]

>>46864589
>*Pets sahu maids head*

[Anonymous No.]

This is our world, Monsters, you just live in it. Humanity is the star of the universe, all of history is our grand story. You will never be our equals.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46865142
Someday there will be a space monster girl setting where humans just mass enslave everything.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46865170
Or monsters just mass enslave humans

[Anonymous No.]

>>46865142
>>46865170
>>46865182
Monsters are biologically compatible with humans and produce viable offspring. They are thus the same species.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46865142
How many times do we have to teach you this lesson, Order Paladin?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46865182
To be a wurm's slave... how horrifying

[Anonymous No.]

>>46865239
>Wahaha! Now you have to do whatever I say, human!
>W-what do you want me to do?
>LET'S BUILD A TREEHOUSE!

[Anonymous No.]

>>46865239
>My first command is... uh... TO LOOK AT MY ROCK COLLECTION WITH ME MWAHAHAHA

[Anonymous No.]

Everyone's always thinking that when humans say they don't want a wife or want to be left alone that the Monster just instantly goes for the rape correction on them. This isn't true. When a human belligerent cries he has no desire for companionship and that by forcing him to have some Monsters would be hypocrites that don't really care about the wishes of humans despite claiming to, the Monsters simply leave him alone. He'll be granted the loneliness he wants and stay in solitude for as long as he desires.

However, slowly, that loneliness and solitude he's gotten, and the ensuing emptiness of knowing there's nobody ever there waiting, nobody to share anything with, will break him. He'll arrogantly drown himself in his own sorrow and loneliness until his mind can't take it anymore. Then, he'll be running right into Miss Lim's arms begging her to help him and save him.

This post was FACT-CHECKED by real Lims.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46865282
>this rock's nice
>this rock's nice
>this rock is kind of shaped like another rock I saw once
>this rock's nice

[Anonymous No.]

>>46865435
>This post was FACT-CHECKED by real Lims.
no wonder theyre all virgins

[Anonymous No.]

>>46865239
>You can't do this to me, I'm a POW!
>What's a POW?
>...Prisoner of war (oh god I'm screwed aren't I)
>Really? What war were you in?
>The war between humans and monsters... The one where I was shooting at you with a gun?
>I don't want to be at war with humans. Can't we be friends instead?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46865435
Didn't read anything what you said but damn I really want a fat tittied wide hipped thick thighed lilim wife

[Anonymous No.]

>>46865478
I have an alternate path for this conversation to take
>Wait, you shot me?
>Y-yes?
>AM I DEAD? Oh no, I'm dead, aren't I? I can't feel my legs
>You don't have any le-
>AND LOOK! I can just go through a wall like it wasn't there! I'm a ghost! Doomed to wander the Earth for all time!
>You're still a-
>YOU DID THIS TO ME! TAKE RESPONSIBILITY!
And then the ghost-Wurm "haunted" and "possessed" anon and there was a lot of ectoplasm

[Anonymous No.]

>>46865519
Same, but flat chested wide hipped thick thighed loli lilim daughterwife.

[Anonymous No.]

Ok, after too much procrastination I've stopped repolishing and posted:
>https://archiveofourown.org/works/55992106/chapters/142199224
It started over a year ago as a 'Centaur&Anon visit a Unicorn Clinic' as an excuse to think through some MGE anatomy issues.... somehow it kept rolling until it became the first 89 pages of "GoT with added hosspussy", and like GoT may never finish properly...

[Anonymous No.]

>>46865623
Wut

[Anonymous No.]

>>46865615
Good choice of lolim daughterwife.
I'd personally go for a lolim motherwife if I'd choose a lolim.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46864597
Elf at a Kindergarten school.

[Anonymous No.]

haha imagine if you made a summoning circle out of whey protein powder and climbing chalk and used a gym playlist instead of an eldritch chant

[Anonymous No.]

>>46865925
Better make it a big circle, wouldn't want the buffcubus to get stuck would we

[Anonymous No.]

>>46865925
>Buffcubus just punches a hole through the floor and climbs through

[Anonymous No.]

Koturday.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46865220
>only produce female monster girls
If anything they are cuckoos.

[Anonymous No.]

I made a dumb Red Oni cry the other day by saying she was manlier than me and insulting her womanhood entirely. She had no defense for it.

[Anonymous No.]

cumcubus

[Anonymous No.]

>>46865883
Nice

[Anonymous No.]

handholdubus

[Anonymous No.]

hugubus

[Anonymous No.]

fastfoodworkercubus

[Anonymous No.]

Dumbcubus.

[Anonymous No.]

anonymouscubus

[Anonymous No.]

I put in my contract that my Demon owes me several minutes of kissing a day.
She has recently learned to skip kissing for a day so that she can suffer the consequences we agreed on, several hours of kissing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46865623
How does something like that happen? That's a lot of text

[Anonymous No.]

>>46866170
Dumb girls are the best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46863246
Just imagine that beautiful shining skin the morning after due to the sunbeams reflecting on all that sweat and bodily fluids covering her, panting a resting by your side while suggesting that you both should take a bath before having some breakfast. Just remembering how many loads she took inside her holes, plus all the others you blew on top of her majestic body, between those breasts, on her well sculpted lower back and so on makes your penis throb once more.
Then she suggests that you should save that one for the shower while she gently strokes your dick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46866391
SMART girls are best!

[Anonymous No.]

Haku is a moreon whos' a big dumby and has know intelligents

[Anonymous No.]

>Mindflayer breaks into my house at long last to get me after months of stalking me
>chases me through the home until she corners me once I lock up in the bedroom
>hears my voice begging her not to flay me in the closet and slides the doors open
>didn't notice I'd already slipped out the window and was standing outside
>she failed to realize how oddly empty my home was when she first broke in to flay me, since she just gunned right for me
>empty, except for bottles of lighter fluid and some gas cans in a couple rooms
>looks out the window to see me standing at the tip of a trail of gas I just poured outside holding a match
>make eye contact with her
>"Hasta la vista."
>drop the match into the gas trail
>entire house explodes into flames
Finally. I beat Miss Mindflayer... now she'll never be able to eat my mind.....

[Anonymous No.]

>>46866718
>Get a brain! Morans

[Anonymous No.]

>>46866735
Wurm please, don't do this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46866476
Shower time with auntie!
https://files.catbox.moe/6wy4od.png

[Anonymous No.]

>>46866753
>he thinks that even scratched her

[Anonymous No.]

>>46866769
no. i am evil and I hate misses haku taku!

[Anonymous No.]

>>46866779
Imagine not even being smart enough to drop a boat on her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46866804
And thus wurm awakened to evil, and became known as EVIL wurm

[Anonymous No.]

>>46866819
I will was her face and draw new eyebrows on her! And a moustache, so she'll speak like a Frenchie!

[Anonymous No.]

>>46866823
>Hon hon hon intensifies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46866753
>proceeds to wake up and realize he's already being flayed by his new Flayer wife

[Anonymous No.]

>>46866854
A classic blunder, much like smugly congratulating yourself for exorcising a phantom after a dramatic series of events, your clothing torn as you stand atop a cliff, raising your head to laugh at the gods themselves. The blows across your glistening chest, whipping your sodden hair while you celebrate your victory, . Aaaaand scene.

[Anonymous No.]

If you don't want to be Flayed all you have to do is face the Mindflayer, look her firmly in the eyes and say "Miss Mindflayer! Please do not flay me!"
She then has to respect your wish and is not allowed to flay you

[Anonymous No.]

>>46866934
Also, she's gotta tell you if she's a cop. Ask that, too. LOTS of Flayers are also cops and then when you tell them you don't want to be flayed they haul your ass off to jail for resisting arrest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46866718
But what if I'm dumb and want a wife that's just as dumb as me.
Hmmm... meat head salamander GF...

[Anonymous No.]

>>46866934
You're supposed to shout "Flayer no flaying!"

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>46866934
Does this work on Vampires if I ask them nicely not to suck my blood?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46867079
No

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>46867131
Guess I'll just have to stick with the old reliable method of preventing a Vampire from sucking your blood; Punching them in the face.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46867142
Still one of the best H-games around.
She's the reason I love vanilla succs.
I'm gonna start vanilla succ aprisiation threads on 4mon just to show them how good they are. Lesser succs welcome in moderate amounts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46867142
Hate it when I come home and find a Succubus in my bed. How did she even break in??? I have like three locks man.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

It wasn't enough for the dragon to take my virginity, now she wants to take my hand in marriage!
Why are they so greedy? What else will she take from me!?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>46867188
>aprisiation
You'll make a great himbo for some otherwise unremarkable succ.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46867215
Slimeboarding

[Anonymous No.]

>>46867252
That's just my dyslexia fucking with me.
I'm not nearly big enough to be a himbo, just a dumb but lovable idiot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46867252
>demons preying on dyslexics and semi-literate men with long, florid contracts they know the guy won't read

[Anonymous No.]

Every story I try to write about a bogie or a bogey ends with the guy being hugged and told that he's a good boy. I'm not sure it's a good thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46867512
If 3D women did this we wouldn't need monsters the way we do

[Anonymous No.]

>>46867512
I just want a super lewd circus story, man. Is that to ask for?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46867518
I cannot tell if you are joking.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46867540
We have quite an insane number of actual misogynists here, so I would just assume he's being real.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46867540
We live in a world where showing any kind of weakness in front of a woman, under any circumstances, instantly transforms you into a nonviable mate. I've seen divorces happen because a guy cried when his father died and his wife stopped loving him because of it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46867563
Well, case and point >>46867576

[Anonymous No.]

>>46867563
I don't think you know what that word means so please don't use it

[Anonymous No.]

>>46867538
Yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46867538
probably

[Anonymous No.]

>>46867622
>a person who dislikes, despises, or is strongly prejudiced against women.
No, means exactly what that guy seems to talk about.
Some people here just really seem to hate women
>but it’s only 3DPD that we hate
Right, women.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46867624
>>46867647
But what if I paid someone to write it?
Though I'd probably pay for a lizard girl gladiator story first.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46867676
kys woman

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>46867691
Since when did wanting lizard girl gladiator story make you into a woman?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46867705
he too mad to click right

[Anonymous No.]

>>46867715
He really hates women that much, ey?

[Anonymous No.]

I heard you guys like monster girls

[Anonymous No.]

>>46867142
For some reason the bed and earring just make me think of having a Succubus Aunt who you have tons of secret incestuous sex with whenever you stay over at her place.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46867667
Why would you just invent reasons to get mad at someone? This is nonsense, I just wish someone was ever nice to me

[Anonymous No.]

>>46867738
>sex so loud half the neighborhood knows about it
great secret there

[Anonymous No.]

>>46867774
OBJECTION! Hearsay! Nobody saw him do her!

[Anonymous No.]

>>46867482
You just described how everyone handles basically any contract these days. If tempting men into (semi-)informed consent wasn't half the fun demons could score all of the men just by sneaking marriage contracts into big name vidya EULAs.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>46867774
Soundproofed basement, checkmate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46855114
Actually ice cream!

[Anonymous No.]

>>46867802
>so what are you doing in the soundproofed basement with your aunt for 3 days?
uhh
oral arguments

[Anonymous No.]

>>46867738
>>46867774
Hags are known to buy extra creaky beds so all the other hags in the neighbourhood can melt in jealousy when they hear the fun

[Anonymous No.]

>>46867814
Even better now that summer is coming.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46867816
>momster always asking the same question
>auntster pregnant months later and keeps getting magically pregnant after every birth
>still no idea what happens in the soundproof basement

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>>46867816
Imagine staying with her for a couple months because your parents are always off on business.

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>>46865435
But that's wrong. If men can go their whole lives in solitude, what makes her think that would change?

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>>46867746
Me too anon, me too.

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>>46862256
That's fine. I just got an offer for an entry position at Obsidian Inc.

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>>46867746
Plenty of people to do that, you also gotta put yourself out there.

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>>46867926
I want a bunch of Chuuni dorks to adventure with that Are actually as overpowered as they claim to be, its just that they aren't serious 99% of the time.

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The doctor will see you shortly

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>>46868077
>jus b urself
Human propaganda, wrong thread

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>>46868079
Chuunis are weak to impregnation

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>>46868196
Dr. Corn is very tall, she sees everyone shortly.

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>>46868240
It would be nice to have a physician unicorn wife. Especially the post-work stress relief sex when she gets home from another long day of fixing broken pelvises

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Which element or status effect are dragons weakest to?

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>>46868278
Heart

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>>46868256
I'm sure she'd need her medicine (your mana (semen)) after a long day of repairing pulverized hips and pulling babies out of women half the size they should be, yeah.

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>>46868069
Would that position happen to be directly under the Pharaoh?

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New Cockatrice fanart. It doesn't come up very often.

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>>46868332
Rare girl. Her main gimmick is pretty exciting.

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>>46868332
neep neep

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>>46868230
Chuunis
Villains
Heroes
Really any monster girl adventurer is

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>>46868278
Dragons crumble very rapidly when exposed to love/affection.

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>>46868332
>one of the very few girls you get to chase down and struggle snuggle for once
I like her

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>>46868278
loneliness

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>>46868332
Don't look too fast...

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What if my wish is to die in battle to a worthy opponent and be remembered as a revered and mighty warrior? What will monsters do then, huh? They can't just deny me my wish.

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>>46868454
Easily solvable. Just punch through their pride with a hug.

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>>46868481
A salamander with a lich on standby can. But beware, afterwards she's going to treat you like fine porcelain to be protected for the next one hundred years.

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>>46868323
It is an 'entry' position

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Impregnate dragons.

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>>46868494
B-but I wanted to go to a mythical mead hall in the hereafter to drink and laugh and boast with fellow warriors for eternity after fulfilling my wish! They can't just do this to me! They can't just revive me like that!

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>>46868363
If the valkyrie paladin, demon sorceress, and vampire rogue in your party don't have baby bumps after six months of adventuring is it even a real party?

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We don't have Hellhounds in Canada.

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>>46868588
You can come with her to meet her family and drink mead with them in the family mead hall.

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>>46868332
I'm pretty sure I saw this one before.

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>>46868587
Ok, provide me with a dragon

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>>46868623
Moose are worse, honestly.

>>46868627
That's a whole lot of salamander.

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>>46868635

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>>46868664
>Moose are worse, honestly.
Agreed, bigger than a Hellhound and it more than makes up for her lack of claws. Their ability to pound (pelvises) into submission would make a Hellhound feel inadequate.

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>>46868587
Very nice dragon. I like the see through dress.

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>>46868706
NTA but if you like wedding dresses then I have a collection.

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>>46868720
Show me your most tasteful monster wedding dresses, please.

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>>46868720

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>>46868723
How do you define tasteful?

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>>46868678
>her in nine months

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>>46868730
Least likely to make my mother faint when my wife walks down the aisle.

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>>46868744
haha
yeah

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>>46868744
And what kind of thing would make your mother faint?

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>>46868743
A lazy bicorn will seek to maximize her harem with the least effort and will just go around collecting single cu sith.

Remember, with cuck horse you lose!

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>>46868278
The earth dragon next door is weak to water. She always goes inside when I start spraying her with the hose.

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>>46868753
Getting warmer...

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>gacha creature spam
>half of it looks like AI too

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>>46868799
Well that tells me that I don't have any pictures that are wholesome like you want.

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>>46868800
Not a monster girl.

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>>46868810
He's also posting contextless mge images. Get your franchises right!

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>>46868817
My mom would still faint, but it wouldn't be because of the dress. I feel like most of the guests would take a decent hit to their SAN if they saw this so I can't blame her in this case.

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>>46868759
>>46868766
>>46868840
>No tail
It's shit.