/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

>The nutritional value of semen largely equates to that of egg whites. The average ejaculation volume is about a tablespoon which equals about fifteen calories

Everytime you cum, you are losing at least 15 calories from the semen plus any other from the physical act.

How does this make you feel /jp/?

[Anonymous No.]

sounds like a good way to get my gf fat, thanx jp

[Anonymous No.]

Semen having a nutritional value of 15 calories is not the same as semen costing 15 calories to produce. It has to be more.

[Anonymous No.]

So you need approximately 20 men who can ejaculate 5 times a day to keep someone on a healthy diet of semen.

[Anonymous No.]

Great way to lose weight. Seeing as how fapping is probably... no, it is the most strenuous exercise the majority of us... well, pretty much all of us get at all.

[Anonymous No.]

I call BULLSHIT. There is a miniscule amount of protein in semen while there is an abundance in egg whites.

[Anonymous No.]

I bet semen and balls are a delicacy for female youkai.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4680471
I just threw up

[Anonymous No.]

Now you know why Aya and her ilk are so eager to suck on your cock with all their might:

They're leeching off your food while you starve.

[Anonymous No.]

ufufu

[Furukawa Nagisa is Mai Waifu !NAGISAKjgA No.]

>>4680526
That's pretty nasty.

[Manly No.]

>>4680519
>Aya
>Slut
You son of a bitch, I should skin you alive.
Just kidding Anon, I love you.

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>>4680535
Who the hell has 1-3 tablespoons for FRESH semen available at any given moment?

[Manly No.]

>>4680535
I would thoroughly enjoy this, smoothies get me in the zone to do tons of man-squats.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4680535

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>>4680534
What happens when your lifetime amount of sperm is depleted?

[Anonymous No.]

>>4680543

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>>4680539

If you cum and immediately take it to the freezer, perhaps it can mantain fresh qualities, I dunno.

I used to do that when I had an habit of sneaking semen into my (now ex) girlfriend's food.

[wat No.]

>>4680526
wat

[Anonymous No.]

>>4680548
Well, you wouldn't count frozen vegetables as fresh, why would you do so with semen?

[Anonymous No.]

>>4680548
>I had an habit of sneaking semen into my (now ex) girlfriend's food.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4680548
>I had an habit of sneaking semen into my (now ex) girlfriend's food.

[Anonymous No.]

According to wikipedia:

Average ejaculate volume: 3.4ml
Food energy per ejaculation: 0.7cal (if you can cum 15cal of semen in one go, you're either a blue whale, or you're cumming pure energon)
Recommanded daily energy intake: 2000cal

It will take 2857 ejaculate per day to supply a person with enough energy for daily activities.
2857 x 3.4ml = 9.714L of semen

It you will need to drink nearly 10 liters of semen per day to satisify your daily energy needs if no other food is consumed.

[Anonymous No.]

According to wikipedia:

Average ejaculate volume: 3.4ml
Food energy per ejaculation: 0.7cal (if you can cum 15cal of semen in one go, you're either a blue whale, or you're cumming pure energon)
Recommanded daily energy intake: 2000cal

It will take 2857 ejaculate per day to supply a person with enough energy for daily activities.
2857 x 3.4ml = 9.714L of semen

You will need to drink nearly 10 liters of semen per day to satisify your daily energy needs if no other food is consumed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4680448
Excellent way to exercise.

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>>4680526

/r/ the semen sashimi recipe from that book

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>>4680526
Link to the whole book?

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>>4680609
seconding this

[Anonymous No.]

>>4680594

Seconding this.
I don't get fat thanks to my metabolism and fapping.