Monster Girl Thread

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It's still Koturday somewhere.

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>still koturday
>kots are still acting uppity
what a cursed day

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Princess carried by my baphomet wife!

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Demons

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Big

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Rats, Rats. We're the Rats.

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>>46755785
sleeping with Big

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>>46755822
Yes

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>>46755715
how to escape the catriplets stunlock?

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>>46755879
You need to have lemon equipped

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>>46755771
Demons should stop being so horny. Men don't like girls that horny.

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>>46755811
>The Empire of Men
>Beset from all sides
>Beastwomen kidnapping men from villages to commit horrific acts like pelvis breaking primal sex
>Skaven from below taking vagabonds from cities to breed more and more of their deplorable kind
>Dwarves from the mountain coming to collect hundreds of year old marital agreements that offered the hand of the first born great grandson of a family and will not take no for an answer
>The chaotic forces of manticores, werewolves, trolls, grizzles and the most fearsome of all: weresheep kidnapping southern men to dote on and love
>The midnight aristocracy of vampires, wights, phantoms and liches with their zombie and ghoul servants to east always hungry for more power, more spooky castles, more cute village boys shower with gifts and affection. Also big undead bat girls and zombie dragons that’ll swoop down on you and take you back to their cave to mate with
>Big muscly ork ladies to south getting frustrated form lack of boys forming a big waaagh to storm into the empire so they can get some dick
>Dark elven raiders taking men from coastal towns to enslave and forced to perform diabolical acts in the highest towers of Naggaroth such kiss their master, have a dozen kids with her and shovel snow
>Even the high elves take men who fancy them and constantly cry about being a dying race despite Marienburg being filled with hag elf sugar mommas
Truly the Empire has fallen, the elector Counts must be summoned

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>>46755879
>escape
Why would you want to escape your wives?

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How long does it take for p’orcs to respawn? I need to complete the collect 10 p’orc belt buckles quest but there are none left. I saw the p’orc leaving camp a bit earlier with boys on their shoulders, does that impact respawn times?

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>>46756001
Not wives, never agreed to anything

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>"I will defend my homeland from you creature. I fight for justice! I will not allow you and your kind to tain another innocent human!"
Me to the evil Lilim before I run at her full blast with my football shoulder tackle, the last thing she expects.

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>>46756030
Have you considered trading for the item while you wait?

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>>46756076
>manage to actually knock the Lim down with your shoulderblock
>she starts crying
>the humans you're defending take her side
>"Dude, you can't hit a woman like that! That's not right!"
>smug look on the Lim's face as the people you were defending let her into their homeland freely and treat her nice
Never fight a woman.

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>>46756103
Angry anon decides he will never try to be a hero again, now he just lives alone, still angry about that smug lim ruining his reputation.

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>>46756103
I become the villain now that this is how they repay me and dedicate my life to destroy my own homeland.

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>>46756128
Helping those idiots is pointless. They deserve it

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>>46756176
the cute cap really helps this succ out a lot more than the cow print, but I like the outfit as a whole

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heckwans tongue my anus

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>>46756288
Rimjobs from a hellhounds sounds kinda nice

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>>46755981
Aaaaaand the irony is that The Emperor himself has... A monster girl wife. Specifically, a Griffin.... Turns out the Empire of Man's national animal and symbol is a Griffin and there are shocking and unbelievable amounts of Griffins in the Empire. 45% of Altdorf's population is Griffins!

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>>46755981
Eyo! You forgot to give a shout-out to The Wood Elves of Athel Loren, Kislev (kikimoras and Slavic grizzlies and Ice Queens) Cathay (Mist Continent) and the Tomb Queens!!!

Oh and the Vampire Coasts and Lizardwomen.

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>/tg/arbage

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>>46756514
I wish /jp/ moderation wasn't a fucking random number generator and applied the board rules with some kind of consistency

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>>46756514
you mean /tg/chads gracefully keeping the thread alive? I'm sorryfor interrupting your
>omg i wanna sniff danuki breath
posting spree or whatever.

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Settle down mickey, there's no need to be this upset, weren't you jovially showing us your drawing tablet scribbles awhile ago?

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>>46756514
It's still hilarious to me how they killed their own thread and think we want them

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>>46756514
>>46756584
Same archetype of a person. Devilishly smug to the end. Post MGs if you're this upset. At least your mortal enemies can do that much.

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>>46756527
It's funny how /jp/s rule number 1 rarely applies here.

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>>46756666
You can start by using the thread how it was intended. We're waiting.

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>>46756514
Be happy they keep the thread going

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Bug hug

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>>46756701
Downloading an image from the galleries does not make you one of us all of a sudden.

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Clouds in summer

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>>46756715
hug bugs

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>>46756715
Spiders are not bugs. They're arachnids.

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>>46756764
It's true. Hakutaku will get mad if I keep doing this.

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>>46756742
We stick out dicks in the strangest things

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>>46756764
NTA, but do you have a general name for small arthropods in general? In spanish we have bicho, which isn't the same as the taxonomical bug.

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>>46756789
Arthropoda looks like the name, but that one includes sea bugs.

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>>46756797
>Arthropoda
But that's not a word you would find in the common vocabulary. No one says "I saw an arthropoda in the garage".

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>>46756797
fookin prawns

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>>46756810
As shrimple as that

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>>46755709
The best kot for the day.

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>>46756824
No this is best kot

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>>46756888
Your aim...

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>>46756888
If only she didn't have the tumblr nose.

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>You’re trying to get into pharaoh’s tomb
>Sphinx is guarding the door
>“To get past me you must answer my riddle one, that I guarantee will be fun”
>“What does Sphinx pussy feel like?”
How do you respond Anon?

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Real exoskeletal hours.

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>>46756937
sandpaper?

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>>46756949
Brings me back to better times. Simpler times.

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>>46756937
Mysterious.

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What if rape is bad?

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>>46757072
No...

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>>46756963
So is she the kind that lives underwater or the kind that lives under the terrace in your backyard?

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>>46756936
>Tumblr nose
>Muscle mommy dommy
>Brown
Safe horny

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>>46757072
Yes, it's

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>>46757090
She's the kind that lives under my sheets.

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>>46757091
The latter two are good things and I refuse to be associated with the safe horny tards.

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Izutsumi.

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>>46757108
>refuse to be associated with the safe horny tards
Too late

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>>46757108
You shouldn't care about the opinions of demented western twitter users or whatever nonsense they conjure up. They are not even worth entertaining.

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You mamono were so preoccupied with whether they could plap, they didn’t stop to think if they should plap.

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>>46757108
>Post the textbook definition of safe horny

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Is this the monster girl thread?

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>>46757207
We're not sure.

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>>46757207
We may never know

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>>46757207
This is Sparta.

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>>46757234
Take me back.

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>>46757232
>human boy
>16+
>rape truck
>the "boy" is being handed out of the truck
THis image is such a mess.

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>>46757238
To Olive Garden?

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>>46757270
Anon, you dummy. It's like an ice cream truck, but instead of ice cream it hands out boys

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>>46757270
It's just a taco truck, but instead of buying tacos, you buy rapeable human boys.
Do... do you not have taco trucks in your neck of the woods?

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>>46757281
I get that, but then it should be "human boy(16+) truck". You don't call it ice cream eating truck now do you?

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>>46757232
beast women these days have it easy.
it's all handouts and free rape and meek boys.
back in the good old days, they had to storm an order fortress and break through solid oak doors to get at the goods

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>>46757308
You should get hit with a rubber chicken

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>>46757308
It's not mommy dom if rape is not mentioned

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>>46757308
Yeah, but you do advertise flavors, right? This truck only has human boys for RAPING. There's other trucks that have, like, lonely human boys for cuddling and hand holding.

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this is why you shold never get in a monster's truck, no matter how nice it may seem on the inside

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>>46757366
That's retarded, the base ingredient is and should always be rape, fuck off

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>>46757374
But what if they really have free beer and rock CDs there?

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>>46757374
But the little goat said she's got Lark's Tongues in Aspic

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>>46757366
Then it should be rape human boy(16+) truck, to indicate it's a descriptor instead of a verb. You don't call iot icecream vanilla(in english at least).

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>>46757397
That Ushi-Oni in the truck is an ESL, please understand.

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>>46757407
She is Zipangese after all

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>>46756471
Don't mention the Under-Empire. The Empire ironically under the Empire that's like, only skaven women and human men.

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We are giving away those boyses, that are of in that truck which is 16+ years old

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Touching Ushi horns.

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>>46757519
How lewd.

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>Fuck an ushi
>No protection, no pullout, deep creampies each time
>Always told that monsters are hard to impregnate
>Especially ushi-onis
>3 months later
>She’s got a giant baby bump
>Nurse unicorn congratulating me for quintuplets at the ultrasound

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>>46757608
Yes anon. If you didn't realize the "monsters are hard to impregnate is a lie the Lilim propagated to make men careless. Not that it would have made a difference.

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I am going to give miss haku a taste of my dangling participle

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>>46757608
You didn't notice the incredibly small microscopic "not" between "to" and "impregnate"?

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>>46757608
Hmmm
Do Ushis give live birth, like cows? Or do they lay eggs like spooders? Because if they're egg layers, only having 5 ushis on the way is a blessing.
Just imagine having dozens or hundreds of tiny baby ushis to care for.
>So cute.
>So TERRIFYING.
>Having ~100 Ushi sisters show up to your middle school.
>They work together, ensuring they're all married by mid-high school.
>All the other mamono are furious at them.
>"It's not fair! Cynthia's got a whole ARMY of sisters. No wonder she got Chad and I didn't." - T. Fox.

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>>46756487
>Vampire Coasts
There is nothing hotter in the world than the idea of vampire pirate admirals.

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>>46757763
There is probably a variety of lineages of ushis that either give live birth or lay one or two eggs. Very rarely you will see a litter above 20.

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Gain insight

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>>46758265
Nice, Yerb. She sure is enjoying that corndog.

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>>46756487
And Bretonnia?

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>>46758265
>it's SAN check time

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>>46758265
>yerb drawing lewds
How dare you introfuce such impure media into our chaste comunity?

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>>46758290
Elf simps not respected by other men.

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>>46758290
Lion, dragon and centaur enjoyers

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>>46758265
She is draining my int through my balls

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>>46758336
Many more cute pics are guaranteed! But consider! Lewds! I can [somewhat] do them now! It feels great!

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Are elf mages more or less trustworthy than normal dark mages?
Do I have to worry about them putting something weird in my drinks or food?

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>>46758413
But can you do hand holding with interlaced fingers?

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>>46758336
It's not the first time

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this is the least cute monster.
you cannot make her cute

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>>46758467
>layer
I see what you did there

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>>46758467
Factually incorrect.

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You guys can keep your extreme waifus, I just wanna sweet-talk the lamia who works at the local Stop 'n Shop.

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>>46758481
>xtreme
That reminds me. I don't think we have any picks of Kikis or Shogs skating.

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>>46758511
Kikis and Shogs aren't all that extreme. Demons are radical, so they should ride skateboards and wear backwards baseball caps.

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>>46755981
Reikland bros... it's over

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>>46758479
i stand corrected.
this ogre looks to be quite cute.
perhaps she would like it if someone went on a nice long walk with her along the river bank, holding her big green hands the entire time.

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>>46758290
>Bretonnia of Warhammer Fantasy
Aren't they confirmed and agreed to be Lescatie?

Maybe the humans and Empire of Man continue to and still call it Bretonnia but monster girls everywhere call it Lescatie because because Druella decided to rene it that way in favor of (puppet) King Castor.

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Zap

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>>46758481
I'll take the grizzly bear and birb who work at the local stop 'n swap

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>>46758481
I want to sweet-talk the demon schoolgirl that goes to the local monster [redacted] school.

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>>46758265
Yerb doesn't know how to draw dick, judging by the uncensored one.

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>>46758639
Shocking

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>>46758733
You are not wrong. Thanks for pointing It out. As far as cocks go, that was my first one. I honestly didn't think to focus on It more. Maybe I do need to stay in the softcore lane more

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Do monster girls get the anime nosebleed when they happen to see a man taking his shirt off?

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>>46758916
No. They do that when he puts on socks and sandals.

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What happens when you take away a Bunyips VB?

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>>46758622
Castor is the frog word for beaver.
>Puppet
It's not looking like a puppet state

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>>46758945
She cries

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batcat hag

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>>46758996
How dastardly.

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>>46758339
Sooo... You're telling me Arthurian Knights in Shining Armor get to have hot and busty wood elf waifus and girlfriends!? Is that supposed to be an own and bad thing for them!?

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>Chad walk directly into the amazon chieftains hut
>look her dead in the eyes showing not one bit of fear
>"guess what"
>"what?"
>"chicken butt"
>waddle run out the hut
Lmao dumb bitch actually fell for it, what other pranks could i do?

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>>46759026
They get one of three things.
Crazy elven wives from the woods.
Brutish orc girls that will knock them off their steed and drag them back to the huts.
Or Spoopy undead that will swarm them.

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>>46758906
You can always return to drawing breeding with monsters once you're more confident with doing lewds.

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>>46758906
Just draw naked tiddy and maybe pussy sometimes, it's lewd enough and you won't Alp from spending hours looking at cocks for reference.

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>>46758906
You could just do what Rob Liefeld does with feet and make sure that something always blocks them so he doesn't have to draw 'em!

Like a finely detailed human hand being held by, say, a Lilim, with interlaced fingers. The kind of thing everyone wants to see more of!

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>monster girl wants to defile me
>tell her I'm a BDSM top
>tie her up
>go home
Works everytime.

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>>46756764
'bugs' is a general, common-use name for small arthropods. spiders are bugs, they aren't insects.

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>>46757091
yeah, unlike the rest of the shit here, which is really pushing boundaries.

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>>46757390
I'm not a 40 year old man. No one uses CDs anymore and I prefer wine anyways

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>>46759485
I can totally push boundaries!
>femdom where she lets you top
See?

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Any monster related dreams you had recently?
I had a dream that one of my classmates from primary school was apparently some kind of a fox and we (as adults) went on a date. I was following her somewhere then things get fuzzy. I think I got stuck in a loop while following her.

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>>46759561
dungeonmeshi elves are cute

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lol
lmao

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>>46759552
Never once had a dream like that. I don't usually dream about dating or romance, and even if I did it basically never goes anywhere.

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So now we have to endure /tg/ garbage and the retard posting normalfag's fotm anime
Meido please we need some backup here

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Miss Kiki is not sure about the latest Meido. She seems... large.

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Foxes are so cute when they're small and harmless.

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>>46759598
>you have to eat the whole pot of pasta

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>>46759658
no, YOU'RE a normalfag.

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>>46759658
jannies didn't do shit about /tg/cucks, they ain't gonna do shit about this spam, but let's keep begging and calling them meidos surely this will help

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What if all of our janitors are actually bratty, submissive alps, and they only treat us this way because we're not forcing them to wear reverse bunny suit meido outfits with buttplug bunny tails and casual implications of aggressive rape?
You ever think about that?

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>>46759658
I didn't mind this warhammer spree as it didn't go full retard.
That and I'm a sucker for the rat girls.

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>>46759702
Never hire a human meido to do a shog's job.

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>>46759725
Makes sense. Self-respecting Kikis and Shogs wouldn't work with no pay. (getting creampied by her Mastah is an acceptable form of payment)
>>46759745
I was wondering how long it's gonna take before they start going about dragons fucking male elves or some other bullshit again.

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>>46759750
>Never hire a human
Period.

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>>46756514
/tg/ stuff is nice in moderation, like talking about playing boars games with a Lich and a Pyrow or inviting the whole Royal Anubis Viziers of the Pharaoh for a TTRPG game night.
the hamwarmer posts were not made in moderation and i wish they'd go and stay gone and i'm willing to not talk about boardgaming with my Lich and Pyrow friend-wifes.

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>>46759758
REAL Dragons fuck CARS.

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>>46759745
You give those retards an inch and they take a mile, don't tolerate their garbage even if you find it mild or you will regret it. There's a reason why they have always been hated everywhere.

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>>46759702
Some mod or janitor has actually been doing real work and deleting a bunch of shit over the last few days, now if only he started noticing this clown:
>>46754212
>>46754218
>>46754963
>>46754994

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>>46759788
Let's not tarnish the good names of clowns, okay?

They're actually good and upstanding citizens.

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>>46759786
What TTRPGs should mamono play? MAID?

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>>46756742
>Although I have no arms to hold you with
>A human passion burns with-in me
>I need to feel like I exist,
>So please darlin', please darling, step into the mist! Woo!
what you boys really need is a soft, fuzzy girl, an ambient gal, a trick of the light, to love you tonight; You don't understand: there's nothing quite like a soft, fuzzy girl.

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>>46755785
>>46755822
Perfection

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>>46759835
Built for love

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>>46759817
It takes talent and hard work to be a clown, after all.

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Did I have a brainfart? I could have sworn there was a meshi post.

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>>46759876
Crownoftheimmaculate.gif

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>>46759758
Same, I was just waiting for one of them to go full retard.

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>>46759835
I would go back to school if I was enrolled to a monster school with Onis or Ogres like that, imagine how fun sex ed would be

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>>46759876

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>>46759552
Haven't seen any recently, mg related dreams are unfortunately rare for me.

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>>46759876
i don't know anything about the show but she kinda cute and fixable

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>>46759972
>chicken girl

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>>46759972
Cute chicken.

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>>46760043
Show the WebM where she dismember women

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Take a hint, retard.

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>>46760091
Wanna talk about cait sith from mge and the cat kingdom?

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>>46760091
she is cute but i guess we can talk about that later

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>>46759835
I want to drink oni milk

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>>46760091
Wut?

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>Springtime
>Hot in the day, cold at night
>Accidentally left the AC on overnight
>Cuddled up with lamia waif in bed
>Dream about getting squeezed
>Wake up in the middle of the night
>Lamia waif has a death grip on you with her tail and arms
>She's fast sleep, can't wake her up
>Can't even reach for the heat lamp

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>>46759835
Body made for a gaping athlete

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He's going all out today.

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>>46756937
Playing through the Dragon's Dogma 2 Sphinx miniquest and at one point she asked you to bring what you cherish most. For a mamano sphinx I would simply hold up a mirror

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>>46759835
Did this artist release the full doujin comic yet? Where can I find it? I need more of this big seaport girl.

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>>46760176
Going to pat that cat.

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>>46760176
Pet the nog kot

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>>46760176
>For a mamano sphinx I would simply hold up a mirror
The look on her face when she didn't expect that answer

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>>46760209
It would make for a very romantic "meeting mom/your wife" story

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Gonna feed a jinko burgers

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>>46760233
Why would you do that.

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>>46760240
Girl's gotta eat.

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>>46760240
To help ruin her abs, and give her flabs that I can grab

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>>46760233
Ruining the Mist Continent mystic's ascetic lifestyle with cheap and delicious western fast food

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Guards? Yes, this man right there >>46760261

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You can't stop me, that jinko will become fat and lazy

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At least give her homemade burgers.

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Importing Siberian jinkos to North America and feeding them bison burgers

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Is that what MGC News is like?
https://twitter.com/bluethebone/status/1787150265969176685

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>>46760346
No, thank Maou. Laws prevent anyone from having to gaze upon a human woman on any television program before midnight. If a TV program includes a human woman it must contain a warning before the program and a banner along the bottom at all times to allow folks just changing channels from accidentally viewing a human woman.

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>>46760346
And each channel does increasingly depraved acts to get more viewers.

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King Theoden died. Centaurs everywhere mourn his passing

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>>46760456
I want a massive destrier warhorse centaur that has a bashful and shy personality

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>>46760456
>King Theoden died
He's reached the sandwich shop

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>>46760456
i don't know why but it really weirds me out knowing they have a second pussy at the front.

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>>46760551
yeah

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Bros I was not ready for this...She's so fucking adorable

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>>46760551
Imagine when mamano can have sons and a centaur is pregnant with twins with the male twin at the front and the female twin in the back

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>>46760565
Yeah, she's a good character.

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Which city is the worst to live? Why?

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>>46760565
>Try to be kind with her
>She rapes you
I can see why everyone hate her

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>>46760565
i like when the hypno fox and the manticore realize they took things too far

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>>46760431
>Nuki news start having their news casters flirt/start talking in innuendoes with one another with
>Views skyrocket
>MGC channel 1 starts news anchors as a response
>Holst daily starts having all of them be naked and even had a fully uncensored milking session air
>It keep escalating until it's basically all just a hot ones challenge but with sex
>anon didn't know he would end up with a harem of news girls and having to fuck them live on air when he got into journalism, but he will deliver the news no matter what!

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>>46760615
>Femdom but not too hard
Faggot

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>>46760594
>I can see why everyone hate her
Speak for yourselves you complete faggot

[Anonymous No.]

>>46760718
rape is hot in the moment but cant imagine forming a meaningful relationship with someone who rapes and shows no remorse or care about your feelings.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46760736
it helps if she's hot

[Anonymous No.]

>>46760736
This, that's why consensual is the best

[Anonymous No.]

>>46760736
I hope you get an Alice when portals. Would be fun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46760776
>Alice
plz god no, i am not into maledom

[Anonymous No.]

>>46760796
Open your heart.

[Anonymous No.]

ded

[Anonymous No.]

>>46760796
four fiends alice?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46760616
>instead of "the hot ones" in MGE television there's "the tight ones"

[Anonymous No.]

Mana is stored in the ears.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46760796
Anon, thats just a normal relationship

[Anonymous No.]

Pyrows are succubussin fr fr

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>46760938
Need buff pyrow gf

[Anonymous No.]

>>46760594
Fuck are you talking about anon? She never rapes you. In fact it takes multiple visits before you can convince her to have sex

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

How do we know how many mamono wives one can have? Like there's a way to calculate mana or is by sheer wish to impregnate many wives?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46761103
i think the current record holder is that saint with the 72 houri

[Anonymous No.]

>>46761118
That's the houri record.
The nurarihyon is at least 100.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46761124
is the night parade all for the same guy? i figured it was more of general revelry

[Anonymous No.]

>>46761126
One man and all the monster girls he can trick into thinking he loves them. Or just think his seed is super valuable. It's hard to understand. Either way pretty loveless.

[Anonymous No.]

>today is Children's Day in Japan
I looked up further information on wikipedia, apparently some of the traditions involve putting ceremonial armor suits and samurai dolls on display.

Imagine the Zipanguese version of the holiday with loli Ochimushas dressed in those super flashy ornate samurai armors.

[Anonymous No.]

She is a master of psychological manipulation

[Anonymous No.]

>>46761218
everybody knows her riddles though

[Anonymous No.]

>>46761223
Oh yeah? Then riddle me this, and riddle me fast! How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46761223
Exactly, She knows you know, and you know she knows you know, so you expect some sort of trick when she asks a riddle but in reality there is no actual trick, but what if there being no trick is the actual trick and so the obvious answer is actually incorrect? but what if she knows you know she knows you know and has planned for that and this is the trick, but then if you know she know you know...

[Anonymous No.]

>>46761103
>get slime wife
>have her divide herself when she gets big enough
>infinite wives

[Anonymous No.]

>>46761232
her husband's 'wood', of course.
next question.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46761232
none chucks

[Anonymous No.]

>>46761041
Are those lumps meant to be nipples?

[Anonymous No.]

Another new Rosa piece for you guys! Let me know what you think, hope you enjoy it!

[Anonymous No.]

>>46761341
Are you getting a lot more art done recently or just posting here more?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46761346
sometimes those comms come through in clumps

[Anonymous No.]

you didn't forget mother's day, did you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46761443
who are you? what are you doing in my house? im calling the police!

[Anonymous No.]

>>46761443
How could I forget Moth-er's Day?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46761346
Yeah as >>46761353 says. This one I won from a raffle so it came in near other actual commissions and patreon rewards. I was also posting her a lot recently because there was somebody that it annoyed and I thought that was funny.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46761341
looks like a mashup of references to darkest dungeon
>abom chains
>the affliction crown
>flagellant blood aesthetic.
Pretty nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46761512
>there was somebody that it annoyed
Probably the usual pest, he was seething at other waifufags too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46761572
You need a new hobby.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46761549
I can see that. It wasn't quite the reference I was going for. I was wanting to go for the Middle from project moon games.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46761341
As always vampires are for relentless teasing

[Anonymous No.]

>>46761634
they wouldn't have so many hilarious weaknesses and counters otherwise

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>46761443
>Come home from work
>Wife is masturbating to a mother's day commercial

[Anonymous No.]

>>46761270
yes the area around the nipples, or the areola
some people like em wide and puffy to make the nipples stand out even more from the rest of the boob

[Anonymous No.]

>>46761710
I can only imagine what the pathetic excuse of a man that made this looks like.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46761732
i know right? who uses disposable anvils

[Anonymous No.]

>>46761732
sheesh, easy on all this seething, frog

[Anonymous No.]

>>46761748
Cheshires that are into old cartoons.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>46761718
That's a sure sign that she needs to be filled with (more) children.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46761787
Sex with Ranni!

[Anonymous No.]

>>46761752
And worst of all, he could be any one of us.
He could be in this very room!
He could be you!
He could be me!
He could even be…

[Anonymous No.]

>>46761718
Considering how mother's day commercial are on MGE land they probably are straight up incest porn

[Anonymous No.]

>>46761443
>tfw going around town traumatizing hags by telling them that I never remember mother's day because mine abandoned me

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>46762066
Imagine how much she has to eat to produce all that milk. Imagine paying for it. Jesus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46760456
>Centaurs everywhere mourn his passing
Lo, Snowmane appeared from the Heavens to carry her Lord Husband beyond.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46761443
>leave house to get the paper on mother's day
>hoard of rabid hags pounce on you while raving about how "this will be the last year they don't celebrate"

[Anonymous No.]

>>46761809
Sex with upgraded Ranni!

[Anonymous No.]

>>46761841
>sound of a high power spell activating
>"whaaat? it was obvious! she was the undercover human boy!"
>"watch, he'll ejaculate any second now!"
>"aaaaany second now."
>"SEE? CUM!.. oh wait, thats mana"
>"so we've still got problem?"
>"yeah... alright. who's ready to go find the boy."
>"right behind you."
>sounds of an american fox and russian kiki getting raped.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>46762124
uuuhhh

[Anonymous No.]

rape the hags

[Anonymous No.]

>>46762124
>Russian jinko you see every day corners you on the subway
>starts ranting in slav
>becomes increasingly angry and embarrassed when you can't understand her
>eventually just roars in frustration and runs out of the train
Do you take it again tomorrow, or do you just walk to work?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46762137
kind of rude

[Anonymous No.]

>>46762137
When you're young you appreciate the fattier meats, but as you get older you begin to appreciate the lean cuts. More flavourful, or so I like to think.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46762160
I don't fear the vodka runes

[Anonymous No.]

>>46761883
We call it 'family bonding'

[Anonymous No.]

>>46762160
Try and learn basic words but pretend I dont understand.
If shes crazy then keep pretending I dont understand but if shes trying to hit on me wait until she leaves then tell her to have a nice day and watch her freeze from embarrassment

[Anonymous No.]

>>46762178
What an overly complicated way to try to rationalize and justify you liking withered hags.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46762178
My appreciation for fat loli ass has only grown as I've gotten older, I must be young at heart then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46762202
She's over 200 and dynamite in the sack.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46762210
young or old, as long as they have some outrageous hips i'm in

[Anonymous No.]

I'm gonna post on 4mon about how my dick was meant for lizard pussy.
I am then going to spend the rest of the thread false flagging as foxes about how bad lizards are.
I will make /Fox/ and /Lizard/ go to war!

[Anonymous No.]

>>46762242
>they both just think that you're a cheshire trying to stir up shit
>the cheshires hijack your shitpost and spams it for months on end

[Anonymous No.]

What can a mamono do to comfort and physically and mentally heal a captured human child soldier or underaged conscript

[Anonymous No.]

I want to punch JK chesh and her friends right in the face for teasing me everyday. But i'm too weak and that's makes me upset. Tips?

t.have irl moral trauma. Still hate schoolgirls

[Anonymous No.]

>>46762274
Touch grass.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46762274
Looking back I am starting to think that a girl telling me she wakes up with soaked bedsheets was a hint.
I don't think cheshire can top that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46762273
Fuck off

[Anonymous No.]

>>46762274
Get the rapy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46762274
Rape them instead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46761883
Yes, and? moms and grandmas are specially fond of spoiling their little boys even after they become grown men

[Anonymous No.]

>>46762273
can you fuck off with your bullshit already? this isn't /tg/

[Anonymous No.]

>>46762274
have loud, passionate, babymaking sex with her big sister every night.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46762274
>But i'm too weak and that's makes me upset
Go to gym, and fix your diet too.
When punching, dont aim at the target, aim beyond it.
Use the whole body's movement to add more pow to your motion, from the tip of your toe, through the legs, hips, side, shoulder, hand, and finally the fist. It's slower than a jab with just the hand, but more powerful, and could make up for lack of strength

And I learned all that from dancing classes but I can't recommend those to you since there will probably be girls there

[Anonymous No.]

>>46762299
>Chesh teleports your hand up her ass
Oh no!?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46762301
Warm.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46762293
What a cunning plan to make me have a threesome.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46762264
Can't out ches a ches after all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46762346
oh no, cheshires are venomous

[Anonymous No.]

>>46761512
You sound like a faggot like the Mick with the way you worded that.

[Anonymous No.]

>Walk up to fancy looking wight
>Ask her how much for a night
>Flash a wad of cash
Would she be insulted or flattered?

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>>46762185
>use the internet to learn some basic words
>jinko corners you again
>kabedons you and goes off on another tangent
>looks like she's on the verge of tears when she finishes, waiting for your reply
>"Da"
>she blinks
>"Da?!"
>starts crying tears of joy as she hugs you
>drags you off the train and into a courthouse
>fills out a marriage certificate with a bunch of Cyrillic letters and offers the form to you with sparkling eyes

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>>46762346
but thats your chance to take revenge! make her beg for it, have her do her sisters errands, make her do your homework, make her earn the dicking she so eagerly wants. remember to record it and show it to her friend too.

[Anonymous No.]

Gonna turn my cheshire into a faithful, God-fearing Catholic

[Anonymous No.]

>>46762373
I sign it and grab her paws.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46762371
>she looks at how much money you showed her
>thinks you're trying to tell her you're broke
>takes pity on you and invites you for an expensive dinner

[Anonymous No.]

>>46762395
No please, I don’t wanna be stuck with a dense wight who can’t take a hint, I want a romantic evening where we both make dirty jokes and have bed slat shattering sex at home

[Anonymous No.]

>>46762409
You can still have fun with her after that dinner.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46759758
>wondering how long it's gonna take before they start going about dragons fucking male elves or some other bullshit again.
Actually I don't mind and I like that concept and idea even if it came from warhammer fantasy. But this time little to no emphasis on dragon-chans fucking elf incubi and just simply more focus on the fact in Dragonia (Caledor). There is a good chance you might get a dragon GF and an high elven GF!

Imagine the maximum haughtiness! Two times the /ohohohoho/ from your dragon and elven ojou-sama girlfriends/wives. But I guess also some potential romcom situation:

>Ehhh!? I came to Dragonia to marry a dragon waifu but I get courted by an elven noble lady instead!?
>There are elves- KNIFE EARS, in Dragonia!?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46762234
There are some species in the encyclopedia I can't see not having wide hips regardless of whether they're grown women or little girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46762301
Fisting is 300 bucks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46762375
If she simply eager for my dick then i will not going to let her have it. She must "suffer" even though she is trying to act dominant with total control in front of her friends.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46760594
No anon that's the blue succubus bitch that nearly consumes your soul

[Anonymous No.]

>>46762543
souls probably grow back

[Anonymous No.]

>>46762543
Monster girls are silly like that sometimes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46762602
That sounds false, but I don't know enough about soulology to dispute it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46762602
>Oh don’t be such a baby, ribs grow back
>Whispers to his harpy nurse
>No zey don’t

[Anonymous No.]

People talk all this trash about cheshires but they're good girls. And cute. Would a cheshire.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46762773
I need to see how one interacts with a guy with very low self esteem.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46762773
i'd some purple

[Anonymous No.]

>>46762795
Of course you do, anon. Of course you do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46762773
>the only thing cheshires "deserve" is a spray bottle

[Anonymous No.]

>>46762800
Purple is a great color

[Anonymous No.]

>>46762827
Whatever you two agree is a good name for your dick is fine, Anon!

[Anonymous No.]

Highwayman monster who robs your virginity

[Anonymous No.]

>>46762903
But I was saving it for my future wife...

[Anonymous No.]

>>46762903
but first i must hear her tragic backstory that led to her life of crime

[Anonymous No.]

>>46762903
Stand and deliver - your money and im your wife!

[Anonymous No.]

>>46762959
i'd go with
your money or your lifeseed

[Anonymous No.]

>>46762903
Dora Turpin the Greenworm highwayman...

[Anonymous No.]

>>46762959
>my girls and I would like a word about your dick and your belongings...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hnQNC1cXujw&ab_channel=Roxmate

[Anonymous No.]

>>46762903
>pirate coves all over the coast
>bandit dens all over the countryside
>organized crime gang hideouts all over the city
>corrupt home owners associations in the suburbs
Is there no place in the demon realms safe from crime and skullduggery?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46763024
there's unicorn fields but, well, you know...

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Less talking, more raping!

[Anonymous No.]

It's the rapping rata, MC NUT!

[Anonymous No.]

>>46763099
We'll have our money, or we'll have our fun...

[Anonymous No.]

you wouldn't want to be sitting next to this monster on an aeroplane

[Anonymous No.]

>>46763163
ms jubjub keeps vibrating and breathing heavily. she must be anxious about flying

[Anonymous No.]

>>46763163
greenworm
not only will her squishy body be laid on your lap, but she is a messy eater

[Anonymous No.]

>>46763163
sandworm

[Anonymous No.]

>>46763163
gremlin

[Anonymous No.]

>>46763182
why would a gremlin want to do that to a plane?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46763201
she saw that twilight zone episode

[Anonymous No.]

>>46763163
Satyros. As soon as she ordered her first wine cooler I'd be demanding the flight attendant move me to a different seat.

[Anonymous No.]

>run into a big, frightening Salamander girl on the road
>she tells me it's dangerous for a small guy like me to be traveling alone
>offers to protect me, in exchange for me coming over and giving her a kiss on the cheek
>politely decline, and tell her I'll be fine
>she gives me a toothy grin and tells me I should be careful, for all I know she could be a ravenous outlaw herself and decide to rape me on the spot
>tell her I very much wouldn't like that
>tell her I'm on a search myself for the one special person meant for me, and I'll find her eventually on my own, I have to do it
>she asks me if I truly know who that is
>shake my head, and tell her I reckon it's up to me to decide and I'll find someone suitable, it'll all go perfectly according to my vision, there will be a happy wedding and everything after I meet her
>salamander scoffs and tells me she thinks I'm dreaming, but wishes me luck anyway and walks past
>glad she understood where I'm coming from and went on her way
>continue on my way
See? Monsters don't always immediately rape you if they see you. Unmarried monsters and unmarried men don't necessarily HAVE to hookup the moment they meet. We can have pleasant interactions without going anywhere too! I'm pretty sure I'll never see that Salamander again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46763228
>anon keeps running into the salamander wherever he goes
>wherever he goes, fate places him and her together
>anon keeps parting ways, but he'll soon realize he can't outrun fate

[Anonymous No.]

>>46763228
>she coincidentally shows up again in the next village, dressed more femininely

[Anonymous No.]

suddenly you hear voices behind you, and it is now or never.

[Anonymous No.]

Kiss demons. Hug demons. Cuddle demons on cold nights. Take demons out on cute dates. Nibble demon tails.

[Anonymous No.]

Reminder the best way to reform bandit p’orcs is by knocking them up

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>46763456
Play bite demon ears. Caress demon horns. Get wing-hugged by demons. Watch demons walk on high heels.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46762288
Sauce?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46763517
https://exhentai.org/g/2861961/3a12c35f3e/

[Anonymous No.]

>>46763456
>demon offers contract
>its a simple "me+you=married"
>you start adding in all this extra lovey dovey shit
>she starts nodding at the kissing and hugs
>starts sweating at the cuddles and nibbles
>nearly passes out at the handholding and missionary for the sole purpose of procreation

[Anonymous No.]

>>46762452
>>46759745
Why are you such a fucking faggot?

[Anonymous No.]

Don't know whats funnier, the guy arriving eight hours late to shitpost or the second guy arriving four hours late to bitch at that guy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46763615
i tend to lay more weight on the disease than the symptom

[Anonymous No.]

>you're spraying your back yard garden with the hose to water the plants
>suddenly feel two reddish and lime green arms from behind wrap around your shoulders and press two giant breasts against the back of your head
>pale strands of hair dangle in front of your eyes as a chin sets on your head and something feminine giggles
>it now occurs to you that a Maneater Saccophyte has somehow discreetly grown in your garden for years and now that she's fully grown, she's active and decided to hunt for prey, and the nearest one is you
>if you make any sudden moves, her hunting instinct will trigger and she'll try to put you in the sack
What do you do in this situation anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46763632
spray her with the hose

[Anonymous No.]

>>46763632
I turn around and hug her back and furiously press my face into plant cleavage.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46763632
What happens if i get put in the sack?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46763632
"You know, I've been thinking about getting some *indoor* plants, too."
>You waggle your brows suggestively.
>She can't see that, since she's behind you, but it makes you feel better.
>Later that night, start figuring out how you two can get enough topsoil set up in the bedroom for her to live on.
>Also, you add a lemon tree to the overall plan, since you've always wanted one, but couldn't due to all those lemon stealing greenworms.
>Cute, consensual end.

[Anonymous No.]

Turn a mouse into 10,000 mice

[Anonymous No.]

>>46763632
Struggle. Make her work for her meal.

[Anonymous No.]

What color of mamono is best and why is it purple?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46763745
green is better

[Anonymous No.]

>>46763745
>What color of mamono is best and why is it purple?
BLUE

[Anonymous No.]

>>46763803
green is not a creative color

[Anonymous No.]

>>46763745
Blue or purple for me

[Anonymous No.]

>>46763745
blue/purple/pink

[Anonymous No.]

>>46763833
you're not a creative color

[Anonymous No.]

>>46763745
With a hue of blue and green

[Anonymous No.]

>>46763271
>anon decides that if he cant outrin fate, then he's going to make it happen on HIS terms
>he's going to beef up and give that salamander the ultimate showdown worthy of the history books
>the salamander occasionally drops by and spars with him, teaching him new techniques in the process
Gnbatte anon!

[Anonymous No.]

>>46763745
Pink because of my wife

[Anonymous No.]

DEAD

[Anonymous No.]

>>46764073
>DEAD
are for being wives

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>46764078
I know she is dead already but surely drinking so much can't be good for you.
It also is not very ladylike.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46764078
Correct.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46759831
Hey, I got that reference.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46764073
What about half-dead?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46764078
Nah, she's just my boss. I'm her lab assistant. Also, I feed her cats for her, since she's too focused on her work to do so reliably.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46763632
Impossible. My demon landscaper assured me that it was just a normal 7 foot tall non-maneating pitcher plant when she planted it last spring.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46764121
>Dhampire drinking blood
At least she chose to take after her mom then her races usual tendencies. The best result from a half blood.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46764121
>when your childhood friend realizes that her mom made some cogent points

[Anonymous No.]

>>46764142
>>46764148
I assure you that's just jam that she was cleaning of his neck

[Anonymous No.]

>>46764160
>at a cookout with your dhampir bro (female)
>slap a mosquito full of blood on your arm
>dhamp friend mutters "Damn I wish that were me..." before she realizes what she said
>quickly laughs it off and offers you another beer
>clenches her can so hard it explodes when you skin your knee getting out of the pool

[Anonymous No.]

>>46764121
always like seeing stuff with fallen dhampirs or dark elementals

[Anonymous No.]

>>46764193
If I could draw, I would draw you a dhampir using her Life Alert device.

[Anonymous No.]

Goodnight Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember that the weather is now warm enough to open up the windows for fresh air while you sleep*
*And monster girls to sneak in.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46764206
it's a lovely thought

[Anonymous No.]

>>46764184
Always insist she helps with the bandages

[Anonymous No.]

>>46764213
>just want to open the window a little bit
>get swarmed by monsters
Dang it, just want a nice breeze

[Anonymous No.]

>>46764219
>make a joke about how she should kiss it to make it feel better
>her eyes start to glow

[Anonymous No.]

>>46764236
>she uses her tongue when kissing it
monsters are so silly

[Anonymous No.]

>>46764213
>Open bedroom window before bed, since the cool breeze helps you sleep.
>Also tape a sign to the upper part of the window.
"<3 Spiders Welcome <3"
>Miss Devil Bug and her, uh, friends, would be very upset by that sign if they could read.
>Wake up cuddling a bunch of Devil Bugs.
>They're very cute so it's still OK.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46764213
>Anon let me in I'm a fairy, you believe in fairies don't you?
>You are six feet tall, and have cat ears, a cat tail, and have been scratching at my window every night for the past week
>...And? I'm still a mythological creature, you believe in us don't you?
>We are neighbors
>So be a good neighbor and let your neighbor in
>I thought you were a fairy
>LET ME GET THAT DICK DAMMIT
Monsters are truly impossible

[Anonymous No.]

>>46764259
Monsters are too ruthless
They know its getting warmer so they're prowling around your window, waiting for you to open it for some breeze

[Anonymous No.]

>>46763632
Introduce her to the rest of the garden/harem and ask one of the sunflower alarunes to give the new girl a crash course on living in my lawn.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46763632
wait, a saccophyte? they don't produce pheromones, do they? i'm weak to those...

[Anonymous No.]

>When you dunk on a devil with your excellent violin skills
>She's in elementary school and just started playing 1 month ago

[Anonymous No.]

>>46764340
It's ok, she was probably a hag anyway
>she was an actual young devil
Tell her to blame hags, not my problem

[Anonymous No.]

>>46764340
ms devil has a problem with gambling

[Anonymous No.]

>>46764362
Not my problem. I now have this shiny, golden violin forged in the fires of Hell that her auntie demon got her. AND, I got to keep my soul!
I just hope her aunt doesn't come after me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46764369
>I just hope her aunt doesn't come after me.
>quote from anon seconds before getting tapped on the shoulder by auntie devil
Hope your negotiation skills are lvled up

[Anonymous No.]

>>46764310
Monsters who produce the following also produce pheromones:
Mofu
Saliva
Sweat
Hair
Skin
Breath
Slime
Ooze
Scales
Hooves
If you come into contact with any of these, please contact your local poison control center. They'll send a detox team to "take care" of you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46764387
>list of poisons
>no mention of milk
Phew, dodged a bullet there
Should celebrate this with a tall glass of warm milk

[Anonymous No.]

>>46764387
i caught ligma from a cheshire bite

[Anonymous No.]

>>46764394
My favourite

[Anonymous No.]

>>46764394
Milk studies are still pending. If you're interested, please report to the holst barn at MGC University to participate in the test.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46764387
Imagine walking into the girl's lockeroom at the MGC gym on accident and getting a breath of all that concentrated single monster sweat

[Anonymous No.]

>>46764396
We'll send our most uptight and strict lich over immediately to investigate this disease. If you can, please bring the cheshire over to help them get to the bottom of this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46764423
>hellhound tosses a sweaty gym towel over your head
>wake up a week later being spooned by her in her room
>all your stuff has already been moved in

[Anonymous No.]

>>46764446
hound sweat is just that potent

[Anonymous No.]

>>46764213
>take care and don't burn down the thread.
I mean, jannies didn't even try to clean up, /tg/faggots are running free here, unrelated pictures are still up hours later.

[Anonymous No.]

I definitely hope a red Oni at the gym doesn't force me to be her workout partner and then make me lick the sweat off her tits after she's done haha

[Anonymous No.]

>>46764472
i think you're supposed to post falin if you want to get pruned

[Anonymous No.]

>>46764486
Granted
Instead, she makes you lick the sweat off her abs

[Anonymous No.]

>>46764492
they don't like falin? she's such a cutie...

[Anonymous No.]

>>46764486
Imagine the smell of a gym in which all those pro sex athletes train

[Anonymous No.]

>>46764509
I keep hearing people say that sex has a certain smell but I can't tell since I'm a virgin

[Anonymous No.]

>>46764449
Sounds like a good reason to carry spray deodorant

[Anonymous No.]

>>46764509
The smell of the club room of a highschool gaping club, or the gymnasium during a training camp.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46764259
Why should I not let the nekomata inside?

[Anonymous No.]

Good thing the Undead don't make milk due to being deceased, so they can't force you to drink any, they're dry as a desert. Otherwise, the evil Dullahan yandere keeping me held hostage would have mindbroken me by now exploiting my fetish weakness! I can resist her whims and advances because of that while awaiting rescue.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46764650
>undead don't make milk
Anon...

[Anonymous No.]

>"Hahahaha! You thought I was a normal human woman that liked you enough to go on several dates with you over the course of the last week and a half! You thought I was just an ordinary member of your species who was infatuated enough with you to steal your first kiss and cuddle with you on the couch! You thought I was a seemingly mundane human girl who liked you enough to accept the engagement ring you bought me and wear it religious every day since before accepting your marriage proposal yesterday! But I was a whimsical Fairy trickster this whole time and you didn't even know it! I got you good! Hahaha! You never suspected anything! Doesn't that make you mad? I bet you must be fuming inside!"
Why are Fairies like this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46764717
If only she hadn't been fairy-sized the entire time, she might've even fooled me.

[Anonymous No.]

You can always shut cocky Monsters up with a kiss.
>Cheshire that shacks up around my house makes fun of me
>goes to make another silly joke while lazing on my couch
>come over and grab her by the shoulders and pick her up all of a sudden, shocking her
>lock lips with her before she can get another word out and kiss her deeply
>finally let her go and she collapses into the couch, still trying comprehend what just happened
>cheeks glow red before she teleports away in embarrassment
Gets them every time.

[Anonymous No.]

>be me
>been bullied all my life by this fucking salamander
>ever since grade school she always picked on me
>punching me at random
>calling me names
>forcing me to eat nasty food with her at lunch
>even when we were teenagers
>whenever I tried to make friends with other girls she would beat me up after school, then beat them up
>insisted I take her to every school dance just to humiliate me
>one day I had finally enough
>tell her I’m going to kick her ass
>she laughs at me
>I get my ass kicked harder than ever before
>swear to her that one day I will beat her
>start going to the gym
>take boxing lessons
>months go by and im ready for the rematch
>absolutely destroy her
>leave her bloody and bruised on the ground
>itsover.png
>the next day she comes up to me all sweaty and blushing
>demands we get married immediately

What the fuck bros? I finally stand up to my bully and now she keeps asking me to marry her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46764773
Fuck off fr*g, you will get rape and femdomed

[Anonymous No.]

>46764871
Why are you forcing maledom in our thread, it's cringe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46764639
Because it's funny listening to all the outlandish stories and bullshit reasons she comes up with to try and get into your pants

[Anonymous No.]

>>46765105
True but you shouldn't over tease the kot or she will cry from genuine sadness

[Anonymous No.]

>>46765080
Congratulations on becoming a worse nuisance than your francophone nemesis.
Or is it just the latest shitposting trend by crossboarder subhumans? can't tell these days.

[Anonymous No.]

Make more cats with cat

[Anonymous No.]

>>46765213
Excellent idea

[Anonymous No.]

>>46765219
>>46765213
Kot family posting?
>HAGT00

[Anonymous No.]

>>46765245
Latenights drawings are always such a treasure.

[Anonymous No.]

Ms. weresheep is not prepared for yandere anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>46765257
We don't deserve him

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>46765420
Deadpan succs need big smile and happiness correction

[Anonymous No.]

Caturday is over, when does she leave?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46765527
Lol, lmao even

[Anonymous No.]

Everybody hates Mondays, so it's obviously Manticore Monday.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46765577
This Song Goes Very Hard, Love from Lescatie, I Hate Manticore So Much It's Unreal

[Anonymous No.]

>>46765420
>withstanding the temptation because she's cuter in the lazy labcoat getup
she can keep the horns and tail, though

[Anonymous No.]

>>46763803
Once you go green you’ll never be clean

[Anonymous No.]

>>46763651
did you ask her if "she put the lotion on her skin"?

[Anonymous No.]

I am the one who rapes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46765577
Manticores can be defeated with lasagna.

[Anonymous No.]

How smug would a Vampire be at her Dhampir daughter when she reveals that she never kidnapped and enthralled her husband at all, she wooed him in a grand courtship and swept him off his feet?
Meanwhile her husband is trying desperately to not let it slip that her “courtship” was clinging to his leg and begging him before he went to college because she was scared of losing her childhood friend to some other girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46765577
I love manticore. I am weak to big, sharp, caring claws. I will never stop massaging her soft, fluffy ears. I will always shove my face into her neck mane while we cuddle. I will accept every hug she gives me with both her strong arms and wings. I will prick myself with her spines so that every touch of hers feels more intimate. I will kiss and service her tailpussy however she desires. I act scared of her because even if I'm not, it will make her happy and more confident. Everybody may hate mondays, but I don't hate manticore. If monday becomes manticore monday, it'll be my favorite day of the week.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46765999
Manticore's simps are weird

[Anonymous No.]

Manticore is trash because she needs to use actual drugs to make you like her. Trash girl! Same tier as Matango!

[Anonymous No.]

>>46766015
Hey, that's going way too far. Matangos are nice girls with fun springy bodies, not at all like trashy batcats.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46764259
>Sick of her bitching, you open the door.
>She takes one step inside, then looks around and walks back out.
>You shut the door.
>"LET ME IN! LET ME IN!"
Cats are impossible.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46766146
Just go outside, grab the cat and put her on the couch. Works every time with mine

[Anonymous No.]

To all the anons in the thread; When you hook up with the Monster of your dreams and turn your back on humanity and create spawn, I will be there and I will kill it in front of your eyes, in front of your Monster's eyes. Then, you will regret your decision.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46766225
Based

[Anonymous No.]

>>46766225
>In reality

[Anonymous No.]

>>46766225
Famous last words of retardanon while being thrown into the Matango pits.

[Anonymous No.]

>9 hours into snek n' not-chill
>We haven't left the bed
>I've been in her coils the whole time
>My face reeks of her spit
>My bladder is about to burst
>She's fast asleep and a heavy sleeper
>This was apparently supposed to be paradise, but instead it's Hell

[Anonymous No.]

>>46766225
>wannabe order paladin tries this
>gets cut into several chunks by my ochimusha daughter
I then congratulate her on a clean kill after she brushed up her swordsmanship.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46766225
>When you hook up with the Monster of your dreams and turn your back on humanity and create spawn, I will be there and I will kill it in front of your eyes
If the desert heat doesn't kill you first, my sandworm wife will first by turning you into her dinner. And I mean a bad end dinner, where you get a not-so-nice hot bath in stomach acid, alive, until enough of your flesh melts off that you bleed to death and die.

You don't mess with a sandworm's child like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46766256
>loli Lich sees the mess
>"yay, husband puzzles"

[Anonymous No.]

>>46766225
>gets mauled and torn apart by hellpups like a baby in a room of pitbulls

[Anonymous No.]

Oh so now we love guro, snuff and vore huh

[Anonymous No.]

>>46764405
This cow has had too many burgers
Also sauce me boss

[Anonymous No.]

>>46766290
I wish I was "mauled" by hellpups, in the fun, loving way. And with slightly older hellpups.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46766299
Always did, tourist.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46766304
>sauce
It has a fuckn pixiv filename you absolute donkey.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46766299
Are you a woman? You're annoying

[Anonymous No.]

>>46766299
You're on a website that's one click away from all that stuff. Of course we enjoy it. We just don't talk about here out of respect for the others that are into different things like inflation, futanari, handholding, giantess, transformation, and/or skinsuits. We keep it to ourselves, and when we want to discuss it, we go to our respective boards and threads like civilized folk.

[Anonymous No.]

Monsters killing humans but loving me is so cool.

[Anonymous No.]

I am sworn to carry your burdens

[Anonymous No.]

>>46766225
>Mrs. Ushi and I having a picnic in the park with our daughteru.
>Crazed madman shoots her a half dozen times (and misses at least as many times).
>She slumps over.
>Meanwhile, my wife pounces the man and backhands him with her paw.
>He tries shooting her, but is out of bullets.
>She swats the gun out of his hands and holds him down while I call the cops.
>Daughter starts crying.
>I go over to comfort her while dialing 911.
>Whole experience is traumatic as hell for all of us.
>What was he thinking? You can't just kill an Ushi with bullets--even a kid.
...
>Years later, wife is still on edge in public.
>So am I, to be honest.
>Daughter is skittish and introverted, when she used to be so full of life.
>What kind of monster shoots a kid? How can anyone be so cruel?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46766391
Roh fuck off too. No gore from both side thanks to Ares.

[Anonymous No.]

Janny-kun, if you are going to micromanage this thread as if it was your personal shitcord server, at least have the decency to also remove the trashy shitpost that anon was complaining about.

[Anonymous No.]

So, er, if a world has both monstergirls and actual monsters would it be considered too grimdark?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46766323
I didn't realize because I never use pixiv
Atleast not since they changed the layout

[Anonymous No.]

>>46766420
Not for ME, but I think a lot of people wouldn't like it. I just really like the fantasy of a strong, heroic monster girl protecting me from evil.
And maybe also she princess carries me sometimes while occassionally pulling me in close for a smoochy-smooch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46766420
Demon Realm Beasts are a thing, please read up on the setting so you don't have to have conversations like these

[Anonymous No.]

>>46766391
Canonically speaking, it is possible in MGE. But it's an extreme last resort. In the case of husband or kids of the monster girl being in grave danger and non-lethal force just isn't a viable option to stop the attacker. But again, extremely rare.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46766441
>read up on the setting
I wasn't talking about MGE.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46766420
It’s not grimdark unless your focusing heavily on violence and hopelessness and everything terrible, you can have a setting with bad things in it but still have it be good overall.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46766452
Then why are you here? This is an MGE thread, only MGE is what you talk about here. Fuck off to some other shit hole if you don't like it, tranny.

[Anonymous No.]

0 downloads

[Anonymous No.]

>>46766225
You then get massacred and nobody views it as wrong since you set out to kill literal children. When you die you then get sent to the bad parts of hel where you actually tortured forever in eternal loneliness because you don't deserve love and will not even get a second chance through getting Wisp'd. Now who is the dummy?

[Anonymous No.]

Pan nice and hot!

[Anonymous No.]

I would like to see a villain try to summon a old evil to destroy the world and instead gets the chillest demon around

[Anonymous No.]

>>46766583
We need a palette cleanser

[Anonymous No.]

>>46766556
trying way too hard

[Anonymous No.]

>>46766445
Then why is my wisp roommate always leaving banana peels at the top of the stairs?

[Anonymous No.]

What if we have a queen bee invading a city, turning it into a massive hive?

[Anonymous No.]

I want to visit Yantown.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46766820
Surely she can just rent an apartment building

[Anonymous No.]

Is it really a Hebi harem if its just one hebi that used doppel potions and magic to make herself a hive mind?

[Anonymous No.]

For me it's Racoon City

[Anonymous No.]

She girl on my monster till i encyclopedia.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46766911
>hebi uses a dollep potion
>they're all the same mind
>she still ends up getting into a catfight with herself

[Anonymous No.]

>>46766225
How exactly does /mgt/ plan to get rid of shitposters when they respond to low quality bait like this?

[Anonymous No.]

>lvl 49 loli dragon knight decides to take on the extreme difficulty challenge quest raid all by herself like the cocky little shit she is
>proceeds to face the lvl 80 Golden King Of Humanity boss and his twelve lvl 50 Royal Knights bosses who mops the floor with her before she even gets halfway past the first of the five DPS phases alone
>goes back to the tavern hub and starts crying and drinking heavily to drown her woes and complains that the challenge quest raids are too hard despite deliberately going in unprepared and underleveled
>she'll do the exact same thing all over again the next day
Why are Dragons so dumb man

[Anonymous No.]

>>46767117
>Drinking
>Child
That's why this dragon is retarded

[Anonymous No.]

>>46767150
She's over two thousand years old (the kiki bartender still only gave her fruit punch and she couldn't tell the difference anyway)

[Anonymous No.]

>>46767180
Don't care, child shouldn't be in a bar.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46767045
>"You hussy! I won't let you take him!"
>"I'm not a hussy, you're the hussy!"
>Spells wears off and the Hebi is just choking the air.
>"....Hubby I'm not a hussy am I?"
I need the 'Trust no on, not even yourself' pic but with a Hebi now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46763632
>Be gardener anon for large demon estaste
>Mostly pruning and making all the flowers look nice
>Also taking care of the many different fruit trees and berry bushes, most of which are aphrodisiacs thanks to mamano banana
>There's also the mamano bananas
>Ocassionally, you have to fend off a greedy harpy or this one persistent greenworm who tries to devour everything
>Greenworm is no match for a garden hose
>"And stay out this time!" you yell at the fleeing greenworm
>Hear an oh-ho-hoing laugh from behind you
>It's Miss Claustro, one of the new residents of the garden
>"That was some real nice shooting there Anon. Like, you should've seen the look on her face - y'know, after she ate all of the manor's super important cabbages."
>Claustro casually points at your feet, her long sleeves flopping about with the flick of her wrist. You look down to see a half dozen half-eaten lettuces and cabbages from the vegetable patch.
>"Gee. I wonder what's gonna happen if Lady Demon finds out her stuff's been munched on again." she smugs at you, her smile pointy and sharp. "That's gonna totally suck. You know what she's like when she gets mad. She is scary!"
>"I don't know what's gotten into that greenworm. She's greedy, but she doesn't eat that fast."
>"Urk." Claustro's eye twitches, then she promptly shrugs. "M-me neither. All I know is that Lady demon is gonna flip. But... y'know Anon. I COULD keep you safe and away from her." she licks her lips, and her plant jaws quiver hungrily around her. "If you know what I mean. ~"
>Before you can answer, a second voice comes from behind
>An older, more mature plant lady, Miss Saccophyte.
>"Oh, I know what you mean all right, young Lady." Miss Saccophyte looms disappovingly over claustro's shoulder. "I think you mean to tell Anon who REALLY ate those cabbages."
>"What?! It was like, obviously the greenworm - ARGH"
>As claustro yaps, Miss Saccophyte grabs a hair drill with one hand and puts her hand on her chin with the other. Not being too forceful, Saccophyte opens Claustro's mouth fully.
>"Ara-ara. Take a look for yourself, Master Anon. Cabbage. Trying to hoodwink you into jumping into her grasp. Perhaps if someone brushed their teeth more they'd have gotten away with it. So..." she releases claustro, "what have you got to say for yourself, Young Lady?"
>"Bleh..." Claustro pouts. "I hate the taste of lettuce."
>"...and?"
>"...sorry Anon. Got carried away. Won't happen again." Claustro mutters.
>Sacophyte pats her on the head like an older sister. "Very good. I think that settles that, although there still is the matter of the vegetables. Even with a good explanation, the Lady was so looking forward to eating them. If only there was a way to speed up plant growth to an extreme level."
>Claustro suddenly perks up. "oh... oh! Extreme level, huh?" She gives an evil smug smirk to anon. "I think I know what might do the trick."
>"Fufufu... indeed." Saccophyte demurely covers her face with a leaf. "Well, Gardener Anon? You must know that plants love magic. Perhaps me and the young Lady could be convinced to share our nutrients and mana with the other plants... if you repay us with your own mana in kind. Hmm?"
>"She's asking if you wanna have hot, steamy sex."
And that's why vegetables are called produce

[Anonymous No.]

>>46766420
No, you need regular monsters too because they fulfill the important fantasy role of generic mooks and other assorted bad things.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46767256
>Everyone exploits gardener anon
>Every day is a constant thread of hard work and drama
>One day he loses it
>Salts the earth
>Spreads powerful poison everywhere
>Starts a fire in the shed
>Leaves, screaming at the sky

[Anonymous No.]

46767534
Hey, stop gaying things up, Alp. Stop that.

[Anonymous No.]

Alert - Chicago has been claimed by a sudden and shocking number of insect species.
It has been renamed Bug City and it is advised you go there to find CUTE and HARD WORKING giant ants, CUTE and DEMURE Mantisis, and bees.
I do not need to say more, go fuck the bees.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>46767117
>>46767180
>2000 years old and only level 49
What the fuck has she been doing all this time, writing fanfics and smut?
A 2000 year old dragon should, at an absolute minimum, be at least level 500.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46767674
>Bug City
>Not Bugburg
You had one job.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46767725
No, I have a different job.
And that job is getting you to fug the bug

[Anonymous No.]

>>46767710
I bet it wouldn't even take long to boost a genuinely young level 1 loli dragon to a higher level.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46767601
Wut?

[Anonymous No.]

>look at window
>is still dark despite the time?
>open up door to check outside
>see this
>close door
How to deal with this obtrusion? They won't move away no matter what I tell them, and I don't feel safe anywhere near them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46767779
It's not hard to level up any monster girl. It's just a matter of how often can you or are willing to make love to her.

I just met (stole) my rata wife from the park last month. She was level 4. Now after this past month, she's at level 71. By the end of this month, I hope to have her up to level 200.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46767914
Where do you find shortstack non-loli rata?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46767674
It all began when two Cicada cycles converged

[Anonymous No.]

>>46767875
>look out the second floor window
>see her

[Anonymous No.]

You always hear about Monster pirates menacing poor human sailors on the high seas, but what do Monster fish villages on the coasts do when the heinous Captain Anonbeard and his fleet of one galleon, two frigates and three brigs full of devious human pirate scum land and raid all the riches and valuables, setting fire to buildings and trashing the place up for fun before setting back off across the seven seas? How will Monsters deal with the pirate threat?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>46768290
there's this thing called a kraken

[Anonymous No.]

>>46768290
Viceroyal Hatter will put an end to this privateering and have captain anonbeard as her new throne.
It's just good business.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46768304
They're all too busy menacing the Order's naval ships that were sent to deal with the pirate threat because that was basically free food to them, exacerbating the problems....... Monsters are not very smart...

[Anonymous No.]

Suffocating in tall wight underboob as she shoves my head in there reaching over me for something on a higher shelf. Never should've moved to tallsborough

[Anonymous No.]

>>46768558
Sweaty wight underboob?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46766556
Not even best bird?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46768567
Maybe it's a wight that just reaching over for some ice cream on a particularly hot day, engulfing me in a mixture of perfume and sweet smelling sweat trapped underneath their simple, stretched crop top

[Anonymous No.]

>>46767529
Yes, that's the role I needed to be filled because with no actual enemies there's no reason for knights and paladins to be a thing, and if they tried to fight monstergirls, they would just go extinct due to rape&marriage.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46767529
does everything need to be generic fantasy or can it just be it's own thing?

[Anonymous No.]

https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/118483909
Weird cat

[Anonymous No.]

>>46768290
Stop it with your maledom shit, retard frog.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46768764
You don't like anything do you anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>46768682
My preference for this kind of thing is have a demon lord be a rogue succubus who combined monsters with her mana to create a super succubus army, but eventually defeated before she could go all the way through with her world takeover. It neatly explains why you there are all female monster girls but also other monsters too. From there it could springboard into any direction you really want to take it.

[Anonymous No.]

I hate it when people use monsters like Mindflayers to say MGE is a 'grimdark' setting or make up some NWO bs. It's not an authoritarian brainwashing state, retard, it's my fetish.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Enough words. Have at you!

[Anonymous No.]

>>46768851
people always got to drag their preconceptions in. look at those poor dark elves

[Anonymous No.]

Dangerous predator warning is in effect. Single men should avoid hiking trails and martial arts dojos

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

i am weak to smelly monsters

[Anonymous No.]

>>46768851
It doesn’t help the in-setting author for the first volume is writing from a position of ignorance about monsters and a fear of the unknown. Or that fa/tg/uys like to use the old translations that had shit like Lizardmen potentially killing men in duels.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46768967
There has never been any evidence those translations were bad.

[Anonymous No.]

KC disagrees.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46769001
So?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46767235
It's times like this I wish I had money and the knowledge on how to commission things as anonymously as possible

[Anonymous No.]

>>46769001
And?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46769001
Death of the author and all that

[Anonymous No.]

>>46769049
when you actively ignore it like that it's less of a death and more of murder of the author

[Anonymous No.]

>>46768935
I am weak to big butts, specially on little girls

[Anonymous No.]

>>46769089
I like smug cats with big, smothering butts.

[Anonymous No.]

Good kot gets kitten

[Anonymous No.]

>>46769083
>when you actively ignore it
Ignoring at least half of what KC writes has been a thing since forever. Alps, cait shits, certain wonderland mamonos, tentacles, potions that do things which are discussed on /d/ only... The list goes on and on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46769163
More like cait purrfect.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46767256
weird plants give me the creeps but this is some quality stuff

[Anonymous No.]

>>46769163
There is nothing wrong with Cait Sith past the unfortunate association with an assmad crossboard shitposter. Otherwise they’re perfectly irrelevant.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46767256
you know next time ms greenworm is going to come back with a white t-shirt on

[Anonymous No.]

No more smellposting from this point onwards. No sweaty monsters, no neets, and definitely no h'orcs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46769334
the big brown bird feels forgotten

[Anonymous No.]

>>46769334
Cool off then?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46769334
miss kiki will clear your sinuses with a traditional spicy stew and trap you in her vaguely hazelnut scented sweaty tits

[Anonymous No.]

I, the human gunslinger, will destroy my HATED rival, the Ochimusha swordswoman. I will prove to her once and for all that no amount of flashy sword draws and skills beats hot lead and firepower.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46769354
>traditional spicy stew
how hot and what type of heat? I love spicy food

[Anonymous No.]

>>46769354
do they make spicy borscht?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46769342
Nobody wants the smell of cumin on a bird you nerd

[Anonymous No.]

>>46769354
I'd rather sit underneath Kikis dress and act as her chair while she knits me a sweater. Nobody knows I'm under her dress, sniffing away at her musky butt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46769384
but what about her big bird body and huge harpy hips

[Anonymous No.]

>>46769374
Traditional shchi with a nice beef almost like a pot roast, that melts in your mouth. Spicy amount, about what chili oil offers, so somewhere around a Serrano? Made to clear your sinuses not burn you.

[Anonymous No.]

I've got a confession to make anons. Something that I've really struggled to admit to myself. I don't know how to say this but I've come to realize that I'm a slut for demon kisses.
Forgive me anons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46768855
At least one of them is a bicorn in disguise.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46769434
Oh my God, I'm sorry to hear that. I'm praying for you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46769437
it's an underrated threat, given that they're accomplished magic users. even a biped could be a dastardly, scheming bicorn in disguise

[Anonymous No.]

The local Archbishop has ordered that I, vaunted honored inquisitor, take some men and go burn down a village of heretics on the fringe and banish the inhabitants, send them on an exodus to the mamono realm where they belong. My scouts report that the only line of defense they have is a single little Shoggoth girl. Bwahahahahaha! A literal tiny puddle in the shape of a girl! A small child made of dumb goop! Something we could beat with our torches alone! What's she gonna do about me and my men when we roll up? Throw slime at our armored forms? Give me a break...

[Anonymous No.]

>>46769434
It's alright, we forgive you, you'll just need to register as a kiss slut at your local demon court house that has long wait times, and plenty of demon secretaries that take long, long times to apply their lipstick on their nice, full bodied lips. Or you can simply be a demons husband and fast track the entire process by visual indicator of being covered in kiss marks/hickeys.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46769434
she signs her contracts with lipstick marks

[Anonymous No.]

>>46769473
>hours later
>inquisitor and his knights are all playing tea party with the adorable little shog who killed them with kindness and forgotten completely about burning anything

[Anonymous No.]

>>46769490
I was supposed to be stronger of will than this...

[Anonymous No.]

>>46769434
It's important to be honest with yourself. I am too, but I'm also a slut for lots of things.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46769486
>demon does everything possible to bring as much attention to her lips

[Anonymous No.]

>>46769474
>stumble from the courthouse covered in lipstick marks and blushing like a fool
>the demoness who "processed" you watches you with a sultry expression and gives you a wave
>"Don't forget to make it back early tomorrow for review and scheduling!"
>blows you a kiss
This is the demon bureaucracy

[Anonymous No.]

>>46767705
Do jorogumos base their switch from sub to dom on actual time or when the sun goes down? Like if it was winter and the sun set earlier would she go full rape mode or stay nice mode until 10pm?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46769540
there's a different setup for 30 Days of Night

[Anonymous No.]

>>46769535
the injustice on display is galling
why, i ought to go in there and kiss all of them and see how they like it

[Anonymous No.]

>>46769490
And this is why so many order knights forced to take refuge in the yeti mountain villages end up as loving husbands.

[Anonymous No.]

>Lazy monster girl babysits her boss's kid to avoid office work

[Anonymous No.]

>>46769650
>slam the doors open
>"Now look here! A man has a right to... speedy... and, uh...unmolested..."
>The closest demon watches your tirade as she slowly applies a thick coat and loudly smacks her lips

[Anonymous No.]

>>46769650
you wouldn't make it past the first security checkpoint. The beefy oni security guard would see you don't have your papers or kiss-slut license and take you in for a "mutual strip-search"

[Anonymous No.]

>>46769693
>"Aren't I supposed to be the one stripping?"
>"What?"
>"What?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>46769673
>AI slop

[Anonymous No.]

How do I smeak past the hagville checkpoint?
I lost my passport

[Anonymous No.]

>>46769716
in or out?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46769720
If he’s going to Hagville it’s going to be a lot of both.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>46769803
grotesque

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Mam, I wanna fondle some tits.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46769688
Well I don't know about anybody here but I'd never fall for that.

...unless she had black lipstick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46769931
Anon is weak against goth ghouls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46769940
I am weak to goth anything.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46769931
Ugh, black is too strong. Purple and blue is great too.

[Anonymous No.]

>go to internet cafe
>get on computer there
>open up 4mon
>open up post box
>"I'm so sad that big, sloshy milkers aren't filling my hands right now! Every moment that goes by that I'm not able to touch and squeeze some huge, soft melons makes me feel even more and more depressed. Sigh, I will never get that, so I will always be unhappy....'
>posts to 4mon
>upsets a ton of cows and hags instantly
>leave the internet cafe
>gremlin neets will trace the IP and dox the address and post it to 4mon thinking they are helping a bunch of concerned cows and hags but they will just be assisting me in leading them on a wild goose chase for nothing
Fufufufufufufufufufufu.......

[Anonymous No.]

>>46769945
It's a shame that Banshees have fallen out of fashion. More monsters should make use of the runny mascara+smeared lipstick combo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46769972
You know the Danuki that owns the shop could easily just sell your personal information to the hags, right? They have you on camera.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46769972
I wouldn't want to be you when you're inevitably caught and corrected

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>46769817
Looks like saten

[Anonymous No.]

Chicken's on the menu tonight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46770071
?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46769162
>antiyurifag riggers

[Anonymous No.]

I will walk up to the biggest, strongest looking Jinko I can find and call her a "big kitty".

[Anonymous No.]

>>46770132
You’re supposed to say “QCF+P”, “FDDF+P”, then you’d get somewhere.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46769986
Banshee's runny mascara, pale skin and long black hair combo looks pretty incredible.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46770007
milkboarding isn't real

[Anonymous No.]

>>46770241
Of course not, only Canadians would put milk on a board. Now, milk pailing, on the other hand...

[Anonymous No.]

>>46770241
Paizuri can turn into torture after a while

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Pregnancy sex with a Manticore!
>She's so horny from all the hormones that she goes nuts with the venom dosage
>You fuck her so hard her water breaks
>This just makes her more horny

[Anonymous No.]

>>46770303
>Old women
>+25 years old
Come on

[Anonymous No.]

>>46770319
kids these days have no respect

[Anonymous No.]

>>46770319
It's funny how you think any of these hags are anywhere near the double digit age.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46770319
>He doesn't know

[Anonymous No.]

>>46770260
No way. A Monster can't break me with paizuri alone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46770396
he's right, paizuri is just a meme. after a few shots you'll go soft and she'll be out of options

[Anonymous No.]

>>46770396
Famous last words.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46770319
Anon... These have 4 digit ages.

[Anonymous No.]

>Hello, children and "children"! Are you ready for the show?

[Anonymous No.]

Ratas hate me.

I built a small catapult in my backyard and disguised it, and in the throwing arm, I placed a big can of Planter's mixed nuts. So when the ratas see it and try to take the nuts, they get hurled into the sky. Nothing's funnier than seeing their arms flail and the nuts go everywhere as they fly through the air and land in the tree. Best part is, more often than not, they get caught in the big tree and can't get down because their clothes are caught. So I use this opportunity to steal the ratas that fell for my trap.

[Anonymous No.]

>meet up with old mate from way back when we were kids to reflect on the good old days over a drink
>he's a full blown incubus now, brought his Wight wife with him
>after having a laugh about all the crazy things we did as teens he and his wife start going on unprompted about their life
>tells me extensively about how he and his Wight spent a whole week among their fellow gentry in the Mist Continent
>they got to see the biggest palace in the world which was closed off for tourists just for them and other rich folks, and then got treated to nonstop high cuisine made by expert chefs and drinks every day of their week
>they got to see exotic apsara dancers perform for them and even got to meet a famous Banshee singer
>then, they got to go on a safari through the oldest bamboo forest in existence
>all because his Wight wife felt like throwing a party
>they brag this didn't even dent their expenses either
>friend asks me what I've been up to
>tell him I got my car stolen the other day, and lost my job because I couldn't make it to work in time
>tell him I still haven't had any luck with women either since I don't have a paycheck but a Devil Bug that actually lives in a genuine green dumpster and eats scraps thrown in the garbage showed some interest, instead of some rich undead with disposable income like he got
>leave
>never talk to that friend and his Wight bitch again
Fuck rich people and rich monsters man. What a bunch of fucking sellouts. "Oh but anon you could be just as happy as them, you just have to be one of 0.1% of humans lucky enough to hook up with a rich monster like a Wight or a Vampire is all! And if you don't in this life, maybe you will somewhere in the next 20 reincarnations or so?"
What a load of horseshit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46770588
Give the Devil Bug a chance.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46770588
Get that Devil bug to help you gather even more Devil Bugs and then organize them into a terrorist group and start burning down the mansions and estates of rich monsters anon, it's the only way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46770588
Suicide bomb the rich anon. Take revenge.

[Anonymous No.]

I want a monster wife but I don't want to turn into an incubus, I want to live and die as a human man

[Anonymous No.]

>>46770588
Mating press the devil bug

[Anonymous No.]

Sounds like some needs a perfectly normal human wife that's definitely not a monster. It's me, I need that.

[Anonymous No.]

devil bug or demon bug?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46770588
and when Anon returned home, he found a mysterious box full of gold ingots and cash, and a note saying "from a friend, to a friend. P.S.: buy a suit, get a haircut, and go to a ball in the undeadburg and you'll find a lot of lonely old money girls willing to rescue you from a life of being poor"

[Anonymous No.]

>>46770692
>gold ingots
Wow that's a fucking useless gift. What a shitty friend.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46770700
t. cryptotard

[Anonymous No.]

>>46770700
Ingots before swine.

[Anonymous No.]

are you still alive, kejbro?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46770714
P'orc wife deserves a pearl necklace.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46770657
Those posts always piss me off because it must be underage fags making them. Yes, I'm sure you'll want to keep being a human once you start having first health problems after you hit your thirties, let alone what happens decades later. I bet just a receding hairline would be enough to get you break your gay little oath

[Anonymous No.]

>>46770739
I would phrase it so confrontationally, but can confirm. Hit my early 30s and body is already beginning to fall apart.
Take care of yourself, friends.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46770739
Not everyone lost the genetic lottery as hard as you did anon.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>46770767
i'm sure those clinging to nebulous ideas of humanity take excellent care of their bodies and diet

[Anonymous No.]

>>46770739
>receding hairline
Literally just shave.
Own it and just go bald.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46770783
Fish are food, not fucks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46770700
and cash
if you don't know how to turn gold into more gold and more money, use the cash to buy a fancy suit and show up at one of the undead parties to get a wife who'll teach you to turn gold into money and more gold

[Anonymous No.]

>>46770692
>her face when he spends it all on gacha

[Anonymous No.]

>>46765999
Based

[Anonymous No.]

>>46770914
On?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46770916
True love.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46770916
Stupidity and weakness of mind and flesh.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46770916
Manticore owned cock and balls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46770912
at that point it's cleat he deserves the devil bug, and that was basically pocket change to her so no big deal losing it or having him "invest" it into the gaming market on her behalf

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

I hope you all live to a ripe old age and die surrounded by loved ones.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46771072
>I hope you all... die
>Enraged Undead.tiff
>Schlicking wisp.webp

[Anonymous No.]

hug a jub

[Anonymous No.]

>>46771072
thanks familga
you too

[Anonymous No.]

>>46765999
Love the core. Pet the core. Get raped by the core.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46770672
I could also use a Kej, Dark Mage or Nurarihyon wife (bottom heavy daughterwife ver.)

[Anonymous No.]

>>46771192
can she rape me faster than i can consent? doubt it

[Anonymous No.]

>>46771207
Ol' Pintail Sally is the fastest rape in the west.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46771207
Do not consent to the core. They HATE that. Instead, please cry out about how you don't want to cum inside of a monster while wilding thrusting into her tailpussy or pussypussy. Whimper about being eaten in your sleep while you cuddle your wife. Audibly pray that the monster before you is too full to devour you after you've made her a meal. And, most importantly of all, weep (but definitely NOT tears of joy) when you find out that you've impregnated her and will be bringing more manticores into this world.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46771240
too bad i'm a full deredere build

[Anonymous No.]

Man I wish I was still sleeping. I had a weird dream I was in what seemed like half a shower room or bath house but it was oddly also in public as if a park or mall where monster girls walked and could see everything inside.
And I was married to a huge Jinko and she pressed me nude against the glass wall, locking my dick between her thighs and face against her solid abs.
So I tried to tell her monster girls would see us like that and she was like “yeah, I need to share you after all” and I came between her thighs
And passerby monster girls were trying to avoid looking and gossiping wondering if I truly came about calling her too much of a sadist, while others were visibly wet trying to control themselves from schlicking. Jinko wife just fufufu’d and told them her husband (me) was enjoying it and proved by flipping my body and pressing me front against glass with my cum covered dick against it
Onlookers were “no way!” talking about how a human that genuinely enjoys sex with monster girls and allows monster girls to look at his naked dbody is just convenient stuff from cheap Visual Novels.
Jinko just said “my poor husband cums soo much from scrubbing his lewd body” and that she needs help to wring me out for a proper shower. So some monster girls just started pinching themselves as if that was a true and a nerdy Will-o-Wisp with glasses stripped straight away and joined in as if the glass wall didn’t exist
I woke up about this moment to go to university though…

[Anonymous No.]

>>46771101
>Schlicking wisp.webp
Sad this doesn't exist.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46771249
I wish my dreams made half as much sense as this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46771278
I’m pretty sure most of mine don’t either. I can’t remember majority of my dreams and from the few I do they are senseless as if I was killing crocodiles

[Anonymous No.]

>>46771072
At this point I don't deserve either.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46771295
Most of mine are terrifying.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46771295
if i do remember it's for about 2 minutes after i wake up. after that it's sand through fingers

[Anonymous No.]

>>46771249
The latest monstergirl dream I had was one where I was some human soldier and I was fighting a green skin goblin girl fighter. But our fighting consisted of taking turns kicking each other in the shin and the first one to collapse to the ground would have to hand over their rations to the winner. Then the human commander and lilim general came over, told us to stop being retarded, and that we were throwing off the schedule for the annual Order/Demon Realm Army Scrimmage that we were supposed to be a part of.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46771352
>But our fighting consisted of taking turns kicking each other in the shin and the first one to collapse to the ground would have to hand over their rations to the winner.
Dude what the fuck have you been doing irl to make you dream that? Playing some Call of Duty while reading Goblin Slayer?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46771369
I think it came from remembering that "OW MY BALLS" show from the Idiocracy movie which influenced my dream; just some low level violence for a couple of idiots

[Anonymous No.]

>>46771240
How can I pretend that that my manticore wife is scary when her neck mofu smells like strawberries and cream?

[Anonymous No.]

Dear Maou,
There are too many mamono these days. Please eliminate 3! I am not a crank!

[Anonymous No.]

>>46771278
>>46771295
>>46771326
>>46771334
while we are on the subject, I have never had any sort of control in my lucid dreams. Everyone claims you can do anything if you are aware you are in a dream, but that doesn't even happen for me, i still have to follow the rules and narrative of the dream and can't step away from that regardless if I know if its a dream or not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46770657
There might be some form of Buddhism in the Mist Continent you can use to retain your humanity.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46771388
I rarely see lucid dreams, I can generally freely explore the dreamscape and fly, but doing something more complicated like trying to find waifu doesn't usually work. It's also annoyingly easy to wake up and I have to spam the "look at your feet" and "spin around in place" techniques.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46771418
i lucid dream more than most due to the fact that light switches in my dreams do not work.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46771247
Easy, just surrender to her tail and become her boytoy. Make sure to kiss her lots.

[Anonymous No.]

>"H-hey, anon! S-So, I know this special w... way to help you keep your chastity safe! It's a secret, I learned it from my Archangel superior. W-Wanna try it out?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>46771433
i will instead make her forsake her manticore pride for hugs, neck kisses and ear nips

[Anonymous No.]

>>46771456
>nowayfag.png

[Anonymous No.]

>>46771456
Like that monster in highschool that wanted to keep your penis safe by hiding it inside her during school hours

[Anonymous No.]

>>46771388
>>46771418
Case by case basis. Sometimes I know it’s a dream but there isn’t much I can do about it. Sometimes I know but I don’t have proper thinking to decide what to do as if I’m drunk.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46771378
Imagine that you're lactose intolerant?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46771456
it must be annoying to jack off with your guardian angel watching
i guess you get used to it

[Anonymous No.]

>>46770700
pretty sure having ingots/bullion is illigal in some countries

[Anonymous No.]

Would you drink her potions?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46771609
they might be too strong for me

[Anonymous No.]

>>46771609
Can I handle them?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46771609
She seems like all her potions are locally sourced.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46771609
I might not care for greenworms personally, but it makes me quite happy to see greenworm anon continue living his best life after all these years

[Anonymous No.]

>>46771618
They are probably all ethically made with no animal cruelty and no harmful pesticides

[Anonymous No.]

>>46771617
>>46771613
start with the small potions and work your way up

[Anonymous No.]

>>46771609
I don't know. Who sells weaker potions?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46771630
"I ain't no bit-"
*thump*

[Anonymous No.]

>>46771633
there's always that quirky lady in the woods

[Anonymous No.]

>>46771645
ah.. fertilizer chan..

[Anonymous No.]

>Getting into theological arguments with your Russian Orthodox kiki by saying the Roman Catholic church is the true church
>Pissing your kiki off by telling her the Russia is no shape or form are inheritors of Rome

[Anonymous No.]

>>46771653
>no shape or form are inheritors of Rome
Someone should wipe the smug off the Satyros' over in Greece too. They had their chance.

[Anonymous No.]

Do you like bugs?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46771663
Oh shit, I am NOT getting tossed down that hill dammit!

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>46771673
Optimal fairy size.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46771673
straight to the sock drawer

[Anonymous No.]

>>46771673
i've been warned not to have dealings with the faefolk

[Anonymous No.]

>>46771705
Miss Titania just wants to steal anons (sur)name.

[Anonymous No.]

Sigh.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46771848
A man shouldn't cry in front of others, that's what women do

[Anonymous No.]

>>46771868
Men don't cry in front of others because they're afraid of how they'll see it. Which is inherently kind of womanly. That's why the epics have great men shedding tears with little care for how the world sees them.

[Anonymous No.]

>Blindfold
>Blowjob mask
>Pasties
>Vaginal sticker
>Butt plug
Your Kikimora is ready for you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46771868

[Anonymous No.]

>>46771609
I would, I am going into battle and I want her strongest potions. I need them if I'm to be successful in the battle! (and not get raped)

[Anonymous No.]

>>46771968
No, men don't cry in front of women because if it's one thing human women know how to do is attack you for literally anything. Men are stoic? They're unfeeling bastards. Men cry and can be emotionally intimate? They're womanly and weak. It's a fucking lose-lose game and it's no wonder a bunch of these cunts are gambling with getting mauled by bears because they will never understand men.

[Anonymous No.]

haha imagine if you got high with a monster girl, that'd be so funny and random

[Anonymous No.]

>>46772006
OR all according to keikaku*

*keikaku means plan

[Anonymous No.]

>>46772006
Certainly wouldn't be random; I don't let myself get intoxicated around people I don't trust. Intentionally getting high with a random forest caterpillar would be out of character. It would likely be fun though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46771998
>No, men don't cry in front of women because if it's one thing human women know how to do is attack you for literally anything
>Men cry and can be emotionally intimate? They're womanly and weak.
In other words, Men don't cry in front of others because they're afraid of how they'll see it

[Anonymous No.]

>>46772006
Smoking crack with my oni wife

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>46772039
>The death-roll is actually just some back-breaking uncomfortable judo pins

[Anonymous No.]

Malef

[Anonymous No.]

jinko's extra spicy curry that makes you jizz your pants

[Anonymous No.]

>>46771980
I prefer reverse bunnysuit, pasties, buttplug, vaginal sticker, choker and everything is male of latex

[Anonymous No.]

catte

[Anonymous No.]

>>46772119
Actually, that's a thin-tailed fox.

[Anonymous No.]

if your mg was a genre of music

[Anonymous No.]

>>46772119
i need more cat sir

[Anonymous No.]

>>46772155
I think you've had enough

[Anonymous No.]

Don't believe the propaganda, you can never have enough cat

[Anonymous No.]

>>46772169
ill tell you when i had enough, keep those cats coming

[Anonymous No.]

What if I violently manhandled a poor Greenworm and raped her just for some quick relief and then discarded her like trash once I was done? Bet she wouldn't like that and wouldn't ever try eating my plants again.

[Anonymous No.]

Imagine being a fungus fondler

[Anonymous No.]

veiny

[Anonymous No.]

Surely nothing bad will happen if I go urban exploring at the old abandoned haunted mansion up on the hill deep within the old haunted pine forest late at night at around 3 AM.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46771456
I will deny her. That isn't right and she should know better! She can only take it from me once I've married her!

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>46772155
in your time of need, cat

[Anonymous No.]

>>46772251
>discarded her like trash once I was done?
Don't even joke about that anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>46772512
why prolong that

[Anonymous No.]

>>46772251
>ends up in the cocoon

[Anonymous No.]

thoughts on the new Hades girl?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46772470
Overdramatic furball

[Anonymous No.]

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead remember that chesh is weakest in the morning before she has had her coffee.
Languid from sleep and the previous days activities, she will be vulnerable until caffeine or sugar fills her system.

[Anonymous No.]

So jannies have given up on this thread completely and don't even bother to delete off-topic images anymore?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46772558
no thank you

[Anonymous No.]

>>46772568
She is probably a little more betentacled then some would like.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46772569
nah it's just the face and the chest
the arms look dumb too

[Anonymous No.]

>>46772362
Not if you make a click bait Montube thumbnail of you making a shocked face and a cheap jpg of a ghost in the background

[Anonymous No.]

Ded hours.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46772700
and thats a good thing

[Anonymous No.]

>>46772700
ordering my ochimusha bodyguard to guard my dreams so she lets me use her thighs as a lap pillow

[Anonymous No.]

>>46772709
>ordering my ochimusha bodyguard to guard my dreams
>wake up to see her bullying a nightmare

[Anonymous No.]

>>46772707
dead kids erotic

[Anonymous No.]

>>46772700
Good thing Ochimusha's don't rape and would rather protect you. I feel safe around them!

[Anonymous No.]

Allies of justice unite!

[Anonymous No.]

>>46772804
Their final boss

[Anonymous No.]

>Living armour that doesn't let you wear her unleess you do tokusatsu henshin poses

[Anonymous No.]

>>46771992
Fuck off you off topic faggot

[Anonymous No.]

>>46772806
What villainy would she be up to? Looks kind of meek

[Anonymous No.]

>>46771663
buge

[Anonymous No.]

>>46772836
Ruling the world with a snowy fist and forcing every man to stay inside and cuddled with their wives and not do anything productive.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46772839
I vill eat ze wet bugs

[Anonymous No.]

>>46772569
It's the epitome of western safe horny bullshit, go away

[Anonymous No.]

>>46772850
Safe horny is such a bullshit term
Either it gives you an erection or it doesnt, that is all that matters

[Anonymous No.]

>>46771372
>MGC Idiot district
>the most popular show there is "OW MY BALLS"
>it features manticores draining their husbands with wild tailpussy techniques

[Anonymous No.]

>>46772841
Oh... no?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46772850
Go back to Shitter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46772804
>The Blades of Justice (kamaitachi sisters) must infiltrate the Shadowed Palace of Isolation (Anon's house) to defeat the Dark lord (anon), but first they have to disable the arcane wards (security system) that prevents them from passing through the Barred Gate (smashing through the window into Anon's room) in order to steal the Great Treasure (Anon's virginity) without alerting the Blackhearted Army of Evil (Local police responding to a breaking and entering) or else they will be sealed away by a warlock's geas most foul (restraining order)

[Anonymous No.]

>>46772861
So is this reality TV?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46763024
I've heard good things about the yawning void between the stars. The Old Ones don't tolerate any mischief

[Anonymous No.]

>>46772852
It may be a buzzword but it describes a real trend among some western artists. That hades scylla might as well be a cross-dressing man, all of its femininity is in the overdone makeup.
KC's girls are the polar opposite of that.

[Anonymous No.]

>laying my head on a soft monster's lap
>surrounded by a pair of plush thighs attached to wide hips
>she insisted upon it
>her clawed hand brushes across my head, practically hugging the sides of my skull
>she speaks in a soft, matronly voice
>"There now. You worked hard today. Let mommy help you ease off and relax. A good boy like you deserves it."
>-is what she says
>yet, she is the complete polar opposite of a "mommy"
>she is a short, flat chested Baphomet who is only half my height (I'm 5'7)
>she keeps doing this every single day despite not truly being a hag or a mommy type
Why is she like this

[Anonymous No.]

>>46772970
the term needs to be set on fire
why cant we just agree on women be nice? why must every thing be catagorized like some dememted filing system?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46773040
>why must every thing be catagorized like some dememted filing system?
Because this apporach is based and redpilled.

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>>46773040
>why cant we just agree on women be nice
becuase not all women are nice, prefrences be dammed
you could have the body of a 10 but the personality of a -6
or the other way round, the nices girl around but her teeth are green and she smeels of moldy pineapple and face looks like she went 5 rounds with tyson

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>>46773040
Agreed, I'm fine with just calling western "art" the garbage it is.

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>>46773076
I disagree
there is good western art, just have to look at the good shit beyond bimbo lips and tumblr nose
No im not telling you to go look at it, you have you opinion and im not gonna change it, im just saying theres western stuff I like

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>>46773094
>bimbo lips
is it the size or the color that puts you off?

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>>46773061
>becuase not all women are nice
Women have fucked me over at every point in my life, I just avoid them at this point.

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>>46773103
Mostly size
though thats honestly less of an art problem as I more associate it with 3d renders
put simply, if they're bigger than jessica rabbits, stop drawing

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The thread should love safe horny artist, they cater to their taste with strong mommy dommy femdom. I don't get you sometimes

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dommy mamono mommy hours

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Enough with the safe horny. It's time for HARDCORE SADOMASOCHISM

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>>46773160
Kill yourself frog

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>>46773162
Perhaps meds?

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>>46773168
meds are a trap, they turn you into a soulless wagie

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>>46773160
how about a nice hug instead

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>>46773168
No, fuck off. Everyone is tired of your bullshit, take the hint and kys or leave this theead

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>>46773202
It's a surreal feeling to have someone mentally ill accuse you of being someone else

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Soldier Beetles have it figured out. An apol a day...

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>>46773282
Beetles don't want you to know this, but they can actually climb trees.

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>>46773288
they can fly too

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>>46773294
Bollocks

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Bros, I'll admit it
I'm scared of the hagville sneaking mission, I'm terrible at sneaking and its scary

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>>46773307
How hard can it be? Old women have awful vision and hearing.

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>>46773307
>Hide and seek, huh?

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>>46773312
Their patrols are irregular and they are breathing heavily and WHY ARE THEIR EYES GLOWING WHY DO THEY HAVE VISION CONES

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>>46773282
Keeps the fr*g away

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Je vous souhaite une bonne matinée.

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I'm weak to alps. They are way too cute and breedable for their own good. They are basically that
>imagine how fun it would be to manhandle her
meme, personified.

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He fucks bugs and he is happy. Be like him.

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He fucks bugs and he is happy. Be like him.

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>>46773526
He's not, terrible doujinshi.

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>>46773526
>multi-generational cohabitation
>genetics reuse
Klaudia Schwab approves

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>>46773036
Remember to say "thank you" and "I love you, mommy" to your cute motherwife baphomet

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>>46773526
Very pretty moth design, very shitty story, kill yourself pls

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>>46773385
Alps were made to be mating pressed and impregnated

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>>46773526
sorry I prefer the wholesome alt universe version

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>>46773526
>>46773520
i saw that

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>>46773731
You saw nothing.