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You're definitely going to be eaten today.
Don't eat me, I'm high in colesterol
You'll definitely get your breasts fondled today.
Is that with 100% certainty?
That's what you say every day Mrs.Dread Yokai Robinson.
Im still ok with this
If after midnight I have still not been eaten, I'll never be able to trust a word from you again.
You are definitely getting rocks thrown at you today.
No ! i've got so many things to do like......browsing 4chan, yes eat me !
No, I just want to "feed" your "flower".
>>4672371What's with your rock obsession?
>>4672395I like to throw rocks.. All so Tenshi is one Touhou I won't throw rocks at anymore.. she throws bigger ones back..
I approve of daily Yuka threads.
Where is my daily Byakuren thread at? Yuka gets the same thread everyday! How unfair!
>>4672425I could dump Yuuka vs Byakuren if you like.
>>4672430Well that would give them both attention.. equally. That is what Byakuren would want anyway..
I don't approve of daily anything. Yuka and Byakuren are both wonderful Touhous, but not when slapped in the face with them all the time. Remember Miku Mondays?
>>4672447But I like Miku...
>>4672447Eh, I save pictures of Touhous I like every day. Doesn't seem odd to have a place to post them every day.>>4672442I just realized it's too much work, so have a link instead.http://g.e-hentai.org/g/204607/d7b3a45cbb/http://g.e-hentai.org/g/203171/2846e0a7ab/Enjoy rereading Tohonifun.
daily yuuka thread? awesome
Not if I eat you first.
>>4672849
>>4672869Nue never eats anyone..
>>4672895Why not? Seems like a pretty effective way to scare people. An arm here, a leg there...
>>4672347Then it's a good thing you're here with me.I have to enjoy my life's last moment's.
>>4672907But they might die.. Then they can't fear her because they are dead.
Fucking get it over with and eat me already. I'm starting to think you don't have the balls.
Not on a friday, Yuka! Let's try again tomorrow, yes? *sip*
>>4672913Well, I don't think she attacked very often. Plus, close-range fear has got to be worth more than long-range fear... and over time, children would be taught to fear her.
Posting a slut in a slut thread.
I'd Yuuka. No matter the cost.
>>4672992Why do even the most assertive Japanese women pretend they don't want it?
>>4673010It's like they're from a different culture or something.
>>4672993More, please
>>4672992I'd pollinate her.
You'll come back tomorrow, won't you?
>>4673049If you'll have me.
>>4673049If you'll have me, then gladly.
>>4673049I'll come back every day.
>>4673049Only if you let me be the gardener of your fields~
>>4673118But Youmu is the only gardener with a licence in Gensokyo.
Yuka threads is full of smiles and happiness.sip
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>>4673135They have licenses in Gensokyo?Why i never
>>4673147Smiles and happiness!
>>4673020There's a another one already? What's this one called?
>>4673147
I must be a really sad anon when I wonder how it would be like to have children with Yuuka...>>4673193In the Flower Field Rearward, by 04U, I believe.
>>4673170
Yeah, one bite of me and the bitch's gonna keel over of a heart attack. I am high in saturated fats and nicotine.
>>4673208Doesn't sound like something that could kill a plant-based humanoid.
>>4673245Nicotine is a poison.
>>4673245I'm talking... a LOT of nicotine.
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>>4673327>>4673330Poisonous for insects and mammals. Yuuka is something else.Wouldn't be surprised if her green "hair" is nothing more than a very thin kind of leaf or flower.
>>4673467I wish to smell Yuka's hair
I wish to hug Yuka. Even if it'd be the last thing.
>>4673587I want to lick Cirno's ass.
>>4673587If I remember correctly, Yuuka teamed with Cirno for some kind of female pro wrestling event. How did she lose, again? I remember Yuuka moping the floor with Sanae.
>>4673597Get out
agent orange baby
>>4673587You now notice the blood... oh god so much blood.
>>4673776Not recommended. You will suffer malignant tumors and deformations.
>>4673602Yuuka paused to inform Cirno that she hated her, Sanae took her down while she was distracted.
>>4673787Well that's just the blood of the obnoxious "LOL, LOOK AT THAT BAKA!!! 9!" secondaries. I think nothing of value was lost, wouldn't you agree?
>>4673836Its Sanae's blood.
>>4673889You think that when Sanae gets blood on her, it's hers?
>>4673907gb2 Fell.And in this case, yes.
Sanae is a good girl, she wouldn't pick a fight with Yuka.
>>4673935It was a wrestling tournament. Team Moriya just got unlucky and got Yuuka.