Monster Girl Thread

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get bun'd

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>>46708804
I will not mingle with primates, I will not let my bloodline regress millions of years of evolution

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>>46708824
sounds like you should marry a shark or a crab

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Have you considered letting cats in your house?

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>>46709010
Cats are emotional parasites that only care about having a warm meal in their stomachs and nothing else.
Dogs are man's rightful companion.

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>>46709035
Why not have both? A barn cat to deal with rodent and other pests and a kiki to guard and clean the house.

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Why is it that tentacle forest is such a sore spot for some people, I don't get it.

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>watching Mamono Wrestling television in my living room
>suddenly the lights flicker and I hear some scratching on the wall
>see a pale figure out of the corner of my eye in the darkness of the hallway
>hear a voice moan or whisper out
>"..............s....................eee.............eee..................eee......x........"
>nuh uh
>not having any of that
>not in THIS house
>get up and walk into the bedroom
>move the bed away from the wall
>immediately punch a hole through it with my fist and pulverize the whole thing, ripping down the boards
>see black skeletal remains hidden behind
>dunno how I guessed right it being there in specific on the first try
>grab them up and take them outside to the backyard and throw them into my fire pit, douse them with gasoline and then set them on fire
>the ethereal, opaque shade of a helpless ghost girl sizzles out from the pile crying "nooooohoooooo~oo~ooo~oooo I just wanted a husbaaaanddnnn......"
>spirit gets banished back to the underworld where it belongs, never to return
>never to wed, never to yank the blanket off of me as a prank or try grabbing my dick
>go back inside and continue watching wrestling

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>>46708821
made for Big UAC Marines

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>>46709124
Another
>be me
>i don't like monstergirls.
>the end.

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>>46709139
I do like Monster girls. Just not ghosts.

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>>46709139
Most likely the same retard who write child abuse greens

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Breaking Monster children's toys in front of their faces and making them cry!

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>Be anon
>Anon likes growing veg
>rabbit girl keeps stealing veg
>punish rabit girl
>jokes on you she's into that shit
>now have rabbitgirl wife
>Now she eats your special carrot

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>walking in public
>some snot nosed 10 year old anubis brat licking an ice cream bumps into me and smears some on my shirt by accident
>swat the cone out of her hand and splash it on the dirty sidewalk and shout "WATCH WHERE THE FUCK YOU'RE GOING YOU LITTLE RETARD!" in her face
>walk off as she collapses to her knees crying

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This is a mushroom

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Say... if matagos are musroom people
and mad hatters are also mushroom people
What if you could splice the mad hatter with a raging mushroom?

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>>46709278
Mushroom

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>>46709293
Twice as likely to rape on the tea table and thrice as likely to put herself in a position for you to do that to her.
Still has that signature hatter aloofness and mild indifference to the whole affair, at least externally.
Also, they are known to entrap men in their suits and press them into their springy, soft, sweaty mushroomy boobs.
Raging Hatter is a scary hatter. Be wary of them. Similar threat to the undead lamentation hatters.

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I want to be corrected by a hatter

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>>46709359
That's just a mushroom scarecrow.

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>>46709376
Does she scare the jubs away?
Or is it the wocks?
The chesh?

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>>46709408
She scares the werebats away.

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>>46709420
everyone is welcome at hatter's table, even the werebats and anons.
as long as they are well behaved that is.

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>>46709442
I feel like her definition of "well behaved" is quite unique.

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>at the beach
>see some mermaid, cancer, scylla and umi osho kids making a big sandcastle and decorating it with seashells and sticks while laughing and having fun
>walk right on over it and crush it flat beneath my feet, drop my beach chair and cooler on it and smush more of it making them all squeal in distress and start tearing up
>give them a half assed fake apology and claim I wasn't looking where I was going with a laugh before picking up my shit and continuing down the beach to find a spot
>their mothers and fathers all have to come comfort them since their day is ruined and they aren't having fun
>meanwhile I will be relaxing on the beach once I find my spot with a nice beer
Kek that was funny

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>>46709454
Wonderland etiquette lessons are free. Miss Hatter is a strict teacher but will make you into a proper man.

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>>46709454
try not to speak over other people.
try not to spill anything and not make too many crumbs.
be respectful of all the other guests.
if you orgasm first, always let your partner finish as well.
don't slam your cup down
don't take too many of one cake.
guests under the table, monster or man, giving oral must be quiet
always say your please and thank yous
smoking is only allowed in the designated area

unruly guests will be used as miss hatter's seat cushion.

>>46709577
True, she is a very effective teacher. Miss Hatter knows how to hold court over her tea parties better than anyone.

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No, Miss Kraken, I'm not a pirate. I just had eye surgery last week.

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>>46709564
What the fuck is wrong with you
Were you abused as a child? Are you lashing out in spite?

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>>46708804
This picture scares me.

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>>46709586
These sound too reasonable for a "Mad Hatter". What's the catch here?

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>>46709628
She's sitting on your face the whole time she's explaining, so it's very hard to hear her.

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>>46709139
>be me
>i don't like monstergirls.
>i like elves
>the end.

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>>46709628
There may be a few more rules.

If hatter says to change position, then everyone must change position. If you are fucking a monster, then you must switch position. If you aren't, then you better find an empty seat fast, before a fat-assed wock sits on your crotch, or a sleepy dormouse flops onto your chest.
You must use the correct utensil for every dish, or you will attract the ire of the wonderkikis and other hatters. This is correct utensil for wonderland standards, so spread butter onto scones with a fork, and stir your tea with a knife.
If you are shy and don't contribute as a wallflower, that is fine. However, other monsters are allowed to kiss you and steal the words out of your mouth, so they can hear you better.
Guests are expected to remain seated even in the event of a wonderland hurricane that lifts the entire tableset into the air, or a flash sex rain flood or late march hare stampede.
Cream goes onto scones before jam.
Rules may be added, removed, multiplied, divided, integrated or differentiated at the discretion of miss hatter.

>>46709711
If she's already on your face then she must have estimated you as someone in desparate need of teaching some manners.
...or you looked comfy.

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>>46708824
No, Anon. You are the primates.

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>>46709766
>If you are shy and don't contribute as a wallflower, that is fine. However, other monsters are allowed to kiss you and steal the words out of your mouth, so they can hear you better.
They literally steal them?

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>>46709775
Of course! What do you think stealing a kiss means if you can’t also steal a thought or steal an idea or a phrase?
It is Not like you can’t repeat what you wanted to say louder, but if you want those words back you better steal them back from her lips with a kiss of your own!

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>>46709766
>If hatter says to change position
Mine just said to "mix seats". What does that even mean? Time sensitive question.

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>>46709843
>Hatter hooking you up with her friends.
>Is confident enough that she always takes you last so she can show you how she's still top dog at the tea table

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>>46709766
>March Hare stampede
Is this a common occurrence? Just a bunch of big fluffy legged buns rushing over the countryside, sweeping up any poor fellow caught in their fluffle of doom?
...does they just continue to sit and have tea while their table gets swept away by the rabbits?

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>>46709766
>Only guy at the table
>Sex flood happens
>hold on to your chair for dear life
>Actually stays on
>The table and the girls are all still there, acting like nothing happened
>Except now you're all naked wet
>Move you take clothes back on
>"Woah there Mr. We want a nice wholesome tea party, please don't be a perv and take your clothes on"

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>>46709971
>>46709766
>Flash flood
>Because you're flashing everyone else after it passes
heh

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>>46709971
>please don't be a perv and take your clothes on
Just realized it would have been better if it was "keep your clothes off". But this is what happens when you're mind is on wonderland

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I do have a personal fantasy of being tricked by a mist continent hatter into eating a mock egg drop soup, filled with sticky mushrooms and humpty egg jelly, and becoming her personal cum fountain for a few days. Big hips/tits and exposing qipao non-optional.

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>>46709711
What if I'm already married?

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Maybe if I just cower on my knees raising my hands in fear and beg the Monster not to rape me and not to force me to have sex and tell her I don't want any then she'll leave me alone.

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>>46710043
Congratulations on your second wife.

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>Anon, the timelines are becoming unstable. We need to go back in time and ensure that my mom becomes the new Demon Lord. I can't do this on my own.

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>>46709971
I wanna walk in on a tea party after a "flash" flood

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Imagine being up by 40 points and some mg decides to decimate your lead with 1780 points

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>"B-But it's muh culturerino tho oji-san!!!!"
Some Baphomet actually tried using this excuse on me when I showed up with my band of Order Inquisitors and Valkyries yesterday and burned down her pedo lodge to end their disgusting practices, it was hilarious.
Praise the Chief God.

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>>46710068
Mmm, demon titty.
...You were saying?

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>>46709618
It's one of my favorite picture genres.

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>>46710245
Based.

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I firmly believe in Onee Sabbath supremacy.

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>>46709124
>>46709262
>>46709564
Are you doing alright anon? You’ve got a lot of anger boiling in you it seems.

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>>46710536
Only two of those posts are mine.

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>>46710536
he got made fun of in the previous thread before it died so he's throwing a tantrum. Just R&I

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>>46710562
Ah I see. The same comment applies to the other one as well. But anyhow, you doing alright man?

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>>46710583
I wasn't in the last thread though.

>>46710596
What's it to you bub

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>>46708804

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>>46710641
Now now, no need to act so testy, edgelords need to be edgelords, I get it. You should do that elsewhere though

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>She has never put a stat point into anything except Constitution

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>>46710721
You have to say 'please'.

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Before Cursed Weapon

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>>46710748
After Cursed Weapon

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I'm going to feed a kelpie some shortbread.

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>>46708804

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Actually young monster lolis are the best and JS is peak performance.

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>>46710757

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How would you react if you saw your six year old Monster daughter sitting on the lap of a fat ugly bastard kissing him on the cheek while he gropes her butt? All the while he stares you right in the eyes with this smug toothy grin.

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>>46710288
is it wrong if i wanna headpat and milk all these girls?

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How would you react if you saw your six year old son sitting on the lap of a fat ugly monster hag kissing her on the cheek while she gropes his butt? All the while she stares you right in the eyes with this smug toothy grin.

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>>46711133
trick question, monstergirls are never ugly and my son will have better taste than going for ugly women

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All adult men will date only lolis and child gfs, the sabbath will turn everyone into pedophiles and they cannot be stopped.

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>>46711158
"Ugly" monster girl.

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>>46711196
>uwaaabomber strikes their HQ

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>>46711229
so, like a gloomy NEET demon, with hair-over-eyes, face full of freckles, skin that's never even seen sun since she moved out of her parents' house, eyebags from sleepless nights of vidya gaming and watching shows she pirated online

damn, my hypothetical son's got good taste

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Best monstergirl if i have a leg fetish?

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>>46711421
Oomukade.

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>>46708804

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>>46711421

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>>46711421
Lamia. What is a snake's tail but a single beautiful, sinuous leg?

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>>46711501
It's just her underside and back, so really lamias are just a massive tummy fetish source.
>>46711458
>>46711461
I'm not really sold. Why would her legs be any better than normal legs. It's about quality, not necessarily quantity.

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best monster if i have a hand holding fetish???

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>>46711527
if this isnt quality, then i dont know what it is.

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>>46711421
High-level Demons and Succubi. The higher the level, the taller she'll be. The taller she is, the longer her legs. They favor high-heeled boots too.

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>>46711546
Foxes

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>>46711546
You probably didn't mean it seriously, but holding hands with a claustrophyte is literally an orgasmic experience.

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>>46711577
Worst of all, they know how to use that asset for their benefit.

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>>46711196
>All adult men will date only lolis and child gfs, the sabbath will turn everyone into pedophiles and they cannot be stopped.
Good

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>>46711627
Those nipples must be chafing fiercely.

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>>46711196
Too bad there won't be any "adult" men left once Miss Dark Mage is done with her ritual.

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yeah i think im just going to kiss a wurm

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>>46711673
saem

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>>46711569
It does look comfortable, but what are her legs like? Do they feel nice to the skin, can she move them independantly? Does she like having them touched? Are they sensitive?

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>'Sup, nerd?

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>>46688265
?

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yes id like the lilim breast milk milkshake with extra boob milk and some boob cream oh and some chocolate flakes made with druella boob milk

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Can alps be any monster? Or are they locked to the succubus archtype

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>>46711722
Ah, the springtime of youth

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>>46711774
Sure, they can if you want, who cares?

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>>46711774
It probably follows the same rules as monsterization, where unless you are transformed directly by one of the monsterizing species(like zombie bite), or they have an affinity with that monster, they will default into succubi.

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>>46711790
I do. I like alps.

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>46711605
>46711622
>46711627
>46711728
Explain.

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>>46711843
Go to /y/ then

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>>46711846
There's nothing to explain, it's just purely mental illness. He's been saving random garbage he sees on /vg/'s front page and spamming it here for literally half a year straight every day.

The only exception when he was banned for 7 days and then for 3 days more over the last couple of weeks, when some mod that actually cared was on shift and saw the reports.

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>>46711889
Good for him.

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>>46711855
No, tourist.

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>>46711682
centipedes are weak to little kissus on her leg joints
she might cry a little bit, though. ms. centipede isn't used to people not being scared of her bug parts

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>when you beat the boss but there's a cutscene and the fight starts again with a second health bar and increased damage output

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>>46711855
but alps are girls?

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>>46711889
>7 days
That week was also the comfiest week this thread had in over a year. Pretty sad how useless or malicious mods can enable 2, maybe 3 obsessed retards to shit up a thread of over 100 posters for so long.

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>>46711958
where titty?

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>>46711958
There are stranger things to have sex with.

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>>46711757
I tried watching this and fell asleep

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>>46711985
flat is justice.

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>>46711988
Like?

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>>46711998
How can I tell Kiki that I clean my ears with my fingers?

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>>46711998
Black-haired/feathered kiki is strangely appealing.

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Hip, young monster.
>>46711996
It's pretty slow. I like dungeon meshi a bit more.
>>46712005
This, and centaur.

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>>46712008
You can't. You have to show her.

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>>46711998
Where does this long pointy ear kiki come from? Is it crossed with an anubis?

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>>46712005
Shogs. Probably sandworms too, and I wouldn't knock anyone into those girls.

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>>46712005

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>>46711958
She's adorable and I would pin her against the wall and FUCK relentlessly, but I, too, would like to know, er, where titty.

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>>46712020
It's warmer inside. Take shelter in your new heated cave wife.

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>>46711958
The encyclopedia has like 200 girls and you want the only one that is actually a man.

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>>46712032
You must help her develop them by kneading her chest and providing semen. We had conversations about how much Anons would be willing to do build a perfect alp wife once upon a time, based on a faulty interpretation of an image.
>TFW no androgynous alp wife whose chest I can develop until she's a busty bombshell that cums from her nipples

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>>46712044
but they're actually girls, though?

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>>46712062
>turn him into the woman you always wanted
>who understands being a man and how to please one, as per the profile entry
What are the downsides?

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>>46712032
please don't make fun of her chest size, she's insecure about it.

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>>46712044
They are women anon. We’re sorry to remind you of this. We know it’s hard for you to understand.

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>>46711998
>Sharp and long ear
>Black fur and feather
>Blue eyes
>Gentle and ready to serve
Yup, kiki are one of the most loveable race

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>>46712094
That lap is ready for you to lie down on and kiki is prepared to give you a comfy ear cleaning.

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>>46712021
and they laughed when I said I was setting a car dealership in Dragonia

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>>46712079
>People will call you gay while you're out with your wife and daughters
>Awkward school reunions

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>>46712062
>You must help her develop them by kneading her chest and providing semen.
I'd give her all the semen she needs, she's that cute.
Also the mental image of alp being both proud, embarrassed and flustered when it turns out she needs bigger bra yet again is funny and precious.

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>>46712111
It's missing a glass of red wine and a cig but it's really close to the dream

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smelly gymhound armpits

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>>46712019
Anyone?

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>>46712072
>>46712090
Their central gimmick is that they are transformed men, and every time someone talks about them they always go for the wierd gay "turn my best bro into a woman" fantasies with heavy emphasis on the "man" part.
The evidence speaks for itself.

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>>46712089
Her thighs look good, though. And I'm willing to help her out with her breast problem.

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>>46712220
Dunno
She comes with similarly long eared marshmallow cat I think

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>>46712220
it was a thought-provoking draft sketch of KCs

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>>46712089
Bullying flatties is my chief goddess given right

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>>46712224
>evidence
You projecting and strawmanning isn't evidence, tourist.

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>>46712019
>>46712220
rare mutation, anubi can have it as well

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>>46712224
Manticores are more gay because you are fucking a fake pussy. Think about it.

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>>46712236
you could have a succ or an alp and you pick the alp. that's no strawman, nor strawwoman

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>>46711958
Those ears look very kissable.

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>>46712230

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>>46712236
Source for point number one: The official profile written by KC
Source for point number two: More or less every alp conversation and story ever written here

>projecting, strawmanning, tourist
You clearly don't understand what any of these words mean.

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>>46712292
>i will intentionally miss the point their profile makes
lol
>More or less
LMAO
You're boring.

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>>46712292
>More or less

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>>46712241
The demon lord's onahole.

>>46712227
There are potions for that, but a manual approach seems more fun.

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>>46711926
What about if i massage her legs? Do they enjoy having their legs oiled up in a slow erotic proces that takes hours while she moans and squirms with my every touch? Would she use them to lock me in place while we are making love to ensure i pour all my seed into her? Would she hold my arm with them as i'm going to work to signal she doesn't want me to go even if she doesn't dare doing it with her arms? Would she ask me for help to put on dreses that perfectly conform to the spaces in between her legs?
And more important: Do they have a favourite, more sensitive pait right in the middle of their long body that she pretends i don't know about and denies it's existance but makes er especially aroused when i casually touch them?

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>>46712291
Proto Kuu kiki or modern dere kiki? Decisions, decisions...

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>>46712390
Headcanon kuudere kiki.

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>>46712408
>be having an enjoyable, intellectually stimulating conversation with monster of your choice
>suddenly an elf shoves her bare ass into your personal space
do elves reallyyjw8v

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>>46712420
>yjw8v
Embarrasing.

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>>46712420
>reallyyjw8v
I'd this a meme?

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>>46712420
many such cases

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>>46712420
>reallyyjw8v
Just slap it really hard until it's gone.

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>>46712446
>>46712432
>>46712424
I was distracted by elf ass this is exactly what Im talking about

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>>46712399
>kuudere
That's what Kuu means. Every Kuu has a dere side, no matter how much they deny it. Slowly you will mellow the proto kiki out until she can't hold back anymore and does something cute or lets her true feeling out, and then she will whiplash into not quite her usual state, just slightly more relaxed around you. And then that happens again and again, until she either learns how to express her feeling to you or you learn her unique love language. It might not be the classic ILY, or kissing you on her own. It might be small things , like waking up to find you favourite dessert already prepared, or a slight blush only you can see because you are so used to looking at her face you can detect the otherwise imperciabably changes that show her mental state.

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>>46712420
Elves love nature so maybe if you wear lots of synthetic materials and metal they'll avoid you

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>>46712470
then you get robo-elves

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so pyrows are cringederes?

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>>46712484
Old fashioned style futuristic elves perhaps?

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>>46712494
Space elves are not allowed. They keep showing up and yelling when I terraform planets

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>>46712466
I remember those Sturm doujin when the she kept her cool even during sex acts but let her dere out when she climaxed

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dairydere

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>>46712503
>>46712494
Anyone git that copy pasta about space elves genetically engineer to love humans?

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Confess your sins.

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>>46712523
I ate all the thin fried tofu and replaced it with tempheh and those fat-lard moron foxes, even the so-called 'wise hags', couldn't tell the difference and ate it up all the same.

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>>46712515
I don't but that sounds like a story I wanted to do about humanity being chased around the stars by a yandere species that's secretly been influencing them for generations

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>>46712491
No, that's Cheshires.

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>>46712534
Don't engage with the spammer.

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>>46712491
>>46712509
I’m starting to think some of you don’t know what “___dere” even means. Kinda like how no one knows how to write a tsundere anymore so they just write a thoroughly unpleasant person.

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>>46712537
Cheshires are not cringe. Cheshire, unlike Pyrow, is not going to whisper "Based as fuck" into your ear when you cum inside her.

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>>46711996
Sane but prbly cause if what I ate
Might try again

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>>46712552
>Kinda like how no one knows how to write a tsundere anymore so they just write a thoroughly unpleasant person.
Who's going to tell him...

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>>46712554
That's exactly what Cheshire would do.

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If I marry a kitsune-tsuki, the rest of my family will think I'm well-adjusted and married a normal human woman! They'll all be none the wiser!

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>>46712552
it's a shame how tsundere evolved into unmedicated bipolar disorder

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>>46712552
>I’m starting to think some of you don’t know what “___dere” even means.
cringedere is when she has two sides - one that makes you cringe and one that is really kind and nice.

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>>46712559
Chesh would make a 9/11 joke.

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>>46712559
i figure she'd call you daddy or say poggers

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>>46712466
Yeah, I just like a term that emphasizes the dere. Also, does anyone else prefer learning how such monsters show their love rather than the monster becoming (significantly) more expressive? It just feels so much more personal when she looks flat to everyone else but you've learned how much those little pauses, quarter smiles, and other affectations really mean. It also seems like the rare "I love you" would hit harder.

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>>46712515
This one?

[Anonymous No.]

bigfatsaggyhagelfdere

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>>46712523
they let mofu into the church now?

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>>46712590
who needs words?

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>>46712523
I sometimes write romantic poetry

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>>46712044
Well, one of the two. Skeletons can also have been men.

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>>46712616
>Eros would like to know your exact location

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>>46712559
She would NEVER.

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>>46712089
>Go to 4mon
>/alp/ is just full of alps complaining about not having tits
>They also hate sabbath posters who keep shitposting about flat is justice

[Anonymous No.]

>>46712639
That entire board is a dark mage psyop to sell potions, I swear.

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>>46712590
That's what Kuus are for anon. They never become fully expressive in the way others are, you are going to have to adapt to her unique way of showing love.

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>>46712523
I’d be into the Cu and Cait Sith if they weren’t furry midgets and didn’t made me feel like I was fucking a Snuggles bear. Have Bogey for that. That and being able to turn into a more human-like form would be a game changer.

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>>46712624
Half of the original monster polulation was a male before the DL anon.

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I'm told that when an Elf wants to attract a male she can do amazing things with her ears. I wouldn't know.

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>>46712590
I wonder if that's why some guys are attracted to extremely abrasive and ornery characters

[Anonymous No.]

Can you just keep spraying a hellhound with water to avoid rape?

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>>46712663
if you ignore some of the already all-female species and don't consider how long ago that was

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>>46712681
That's why i said original. I personally don't give much of a shit, but you can keep being all insecure about which monsters were male or not if you want.

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>>46712651
>Shitposting on /alp/ goes up from male anons taunting the alps
>Dark mage general is bussing with exitment
>Business is booming.png

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>>46711098
Sorry anon but they're going to milk you!

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>>46712624
Most monsters can have been men, but alps are rare and transformations to monsters other than succs are rare on top of that.

>>46712672
Maybe? I feel like it made more sense with classic tsundere.

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>>46712590
I just want my affection and I want a lot of it. I don't mind a bit of playfulness and joking around, but I still want her to be open about her feelings, which is why I love bogies.

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>>46712696
KC also said that male monsters turned into incubi
>but you can keep being all insecure about which monsters were male or not if you want
That's just you projecting, anon. Nobody brought it up before you

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>>46712019
Pointyear Kikis were drawn by LateNight before the canon floppyear Kikis.
Usually called LN Kikis or Proto-Kikis to differentiate from KCs official Kikis, they are probably a variant sub-species but its not confirmed.

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>>46712747
KC said that male monster who were already married turned into incubi, but most monsters didn't have any concept of love or marriage before the change.

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>KC said
who cares?

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>>46712747
Only male monsters in marriages stayed male and incubized, the rest transformed.
So if you find a pre-DL mamono there's probably about 50-50 odds she used to be a male monster, unless its a species that was already only female monsters.

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>>46712749
>Pointyear Kikis were drawn by LateNight before the canon floppyear Kikis.
>Usually called LN Kikis
https://files.catbox.moe/c9wanu.png

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>>46712739
I'm now imagining a lich trying her hardest to provide this.
>Deadpan cuddlimg
>Deadpan but frequent confessions of love
>Deadpan naked apron
>Deadpan "dinner, bath, or me," but she still does a pose
>Deadpan foreplay
>Extremely expressive O-face
>Full on smile the first time she holds your daughter
>You know how much she loves you all along even without her saying anything or twitching a muscle

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>>46712749
It's probably based on the original mythological depiction.

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>>46712791
>pre-dl monster
so less than 1% of them, maybe?

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>>46712747
>Nobody brought it up before you
Did you not read the reply chain or do you not understand why i brought up the fact that some monsters from any species being originally male in a discussion about alps.

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>>46712793
liches are the best

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>>46712661
Cu sith isn't a loli while cait sith is better because she is.

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>>46712793
being aggressively kuu'd at

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>>46712794
No, it was from KCs pre-release sketches that LN expanded on.
Mythological Kikis are more rough, spiky and almost rat-like.
>there is a side by side comparison image but I havent saved it

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>>46712848
>there is a side by side comparison image but I havent saved it
Tha't what i was thinking of. Obviously LN didn't draw kikis before KC release them, like that post implies, but when you look up Kikiora in wikpedia it gives you an image of a monster with pointy ears, which is probably what KC was going for at first before settling on the more floppy cute type.

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>>46712827

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>Mythological Kikis
Are those more like the girl from pandemonium wizard village ?

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>>46712802
Given that monsters don't die in new-hugbox MGE there's no reason they aren't still around in large numbers.
Also in new-purity, there aren't as many monsters getting pregnant from casual sex and random rapes, so only a small number are breeding post-DL mamonos.
That's the underlying issue with full-hugbox MGE, there is a demographic stagnation that keeps the old pre-DL monsters being a significant portion of the population.

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>go on 4mon
>post intentionally badly designed electronics projects to bait responses out of gremlins

[Anonymous No.]

my kiki is tall, has charcoal skin, a red neck mane of neckfluff and flaming eyes. does anyone know what breed she is? she's very good at physical labour.

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>>46712872
tell that to the demon lord and her 100 kids
a lot of time has passed and even with a low birth rate the olds are vastly outnumbered

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>>46712872
Kc daud there was an afterlife didn't her
Why that if no dying?

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>>46712872
>That's the underlying issue with full-hugbox MGE, there is a demographic stagnation that keeps the old pre-DL monsters being a significant portion of the population.
That's literally not an issue in any way shape or form.

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>>46712703
I want to provoke an alp until she finds me and rapes me. There's just something about this small, petite flat demon girl desperately trying to look and sound tough that is incredibly endearing.

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>>46712871
See actual Wiki for the traditional Slavic Kiki.
> https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kikimora

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>>46712872
>new-hugbox MGE
?
I think this is a brand new shitpost or something

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>>46712885
He's talking out of his ass. That's why.

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>>46712907
more of a derangement or delusion, but yeah.

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>>46712872
>there aren't as many monsters getting pregnant from casual sex and random rapes, so only a small number are breeding post-DL mamonos.
That doesn't even make sense.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46712907
>new
It's a new take on an old classic

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>>46712089
>"B-but Anon, my chest is fl-"
"Mating press"
>"W-what?
"Mating. Press"

[Anonymous No.]

>>46712829
Do not ignore the aggressive kuu, their ways of seeking attention are strange and obtuse
>Lays in your lap
>Puts your hand on her head
>Jiiiii~

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>>46712907
>new
These tards were around for years, always mourning the loss of some mythical super mature edgy "OG" MGE that basically came down to old mistranslations or minor changes.

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>>46712874
Just post that horrifying computer video to children of the omnissiah. Guaranteed thousands of replies by angry gremlins and automatons.

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>>46712933
A little edge uis needed once in a while
Just to appreciate things more

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>>46712885
Yes, there are various afterlifes, but how do mamonos die?
Weapons are now safe Demon-silver.
Angels, mages and unicorns are all now good-natured so no mamono is going to be denied healing magic.
Valkyries can only take mamonos to Valhalla if they die heroically in battle - which doesn't happen much or do they kill anyone.
Anons take on their immortal waifus longevity so they don't die even from old-age often.
= most pre-DL monsters will still be living as Hag mamonos now
To make it harder to check, if they are of species that don't have obvious 'hag' versions, and have kept up with current mamono trends, they'll still look like the young modern mamonos.

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>>46712929
>She prefers doggy so you can't see her flat chest
>Gets an even fatter ass from all the spanking
>Still no tits though
>Complaints from her husband: none
You'd think she would have a better understanding of ass men, but maybe that's somehow foreign to women and gays alike even if the logic doesn't check out.

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>>46712966
>, but how do mamonos die?
Old age
Why not?

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>>46712966
lifespan is long but not perpetual (with a plausible exception for undead). it's why there's all those provisions for reincarnation

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>>46712966
Old age, from battles because they rarely die doen't mean they never die, no access to medicine because there isn't always a healer nearby, immortal waifus aren't really that common to begin with.
Why are mamono being from the old times a problem to you?

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>>46712966
>Anons take on their immortal waifus longevity so they don't die even from old-age often.
The fridge logic is choosing a mouse wife is condemning yourself to a mortal lifespan.

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>>46712919
If every Anon only breeds one waifu, not like early-MGE 'mistranslations' where multiple casual sex partners were common, only the few lucky mamonos who find an Anon will get to breed post-DL mamonos.
It's simple demographics.
So, in combination, the overall result is most mamonos will be unmarried pre-DL Hags who haven't died off and who haven't bred a new generation.
>Unintended consequences of the purity-policy is when the Portals do open your odds of getting an ex-male mamono are therefore roughly 50:50

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>>46713003
>>Unintended consequences of the purity-policy is when the Portals do open your odds of getting an ex-male mamono are therefore roughly 50:50
And there we go. The non issue here is that you are insecure about that.
>unintended consequence of the lore having expanded is that it doesn't fit my purityfagging anymore.

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>>46713017
The irony is that its the purityfags who react against their waifu being an ex-male when its the modern purity translations that make it more likely to happen, than in the old mistranslated english books.

[Anonymous No.]

what's with the old women slander?

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>>46713050
We're not talking about hags, we're talking about advaaanced hags.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46713050
Electronic old women.

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>>46712996
If that reverse age-boost is true don't marry any of the bug-mamonos or you won't survive more than a few months.
Maybe that's why bug-girls really want an Anon as to them Anons natural lifespan are like becoming almost immortals.

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>>46713050
I feel that gayness should be agnostic to time itself.

If it has a dick, gay
If it had a dick , gay
If it will have a dick, gay

Doesn't matter if you are in the past present or future, dick poisons the whole timeline.

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>>46713081
what's your take on reincarnation?

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>>46713017
There's a difference between "there's a chance this monster was male hundreds of years ago" and "the sole defining characteristic of this monster is that she was a man last week".

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>>46713050
I don't drink but I want to drink the sake from her cleavage.

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>>46712968
>End up with an alp wife that has the perfect pear body with flat A-cup breasts
>Her legs, hips, and butt make all the other mamonos jealous, and makes regular 3dpd women seethe and cope hardcore

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>>46713130
Leave her insecure about her chest and we have a winner. My jury is still out on whether or not she should also be self-conscious about her ass as well.

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>>46713144
>Is constantly complaining how all the fat she gets goes to her lower body, and she can't grow her boob size by training her upper body
>Is oblivious to her husband not listening to her at all, too busy looking at her fat ass

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>>46713050
Salty sabbath tears. Just don't mention most of their leadership counts too.
You can rub in how smug your wife is though.

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>>46713087
Nta, but there's no reason why a 'soul' who is male now hasn't always been inhabiting male bodies, OR it changes with each new body.
(Maybe that's why if irl Troons really are in the 'wrong-body' that the only correct fix is to kys and restart.)

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>>46713081
Or
>>46713095
And there's the difference.

[Anonymous No.]

Hag monsters warm my heart in a way that no others can, and I don't mind it at all. So if you see reports of an ancient fox getting unsealed in your area, just know that I'm not sorry and I have zero regrets for my actions.

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>>46713172
It's ironic how the eldest of the baphomets are literally some of the oldest monsters around
Truly they are the ultimate hags in spirit if not in body

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>>46713062
Funny if true.

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>>46713210
helping recently unsealed ancient evils adjust to modern life

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>>46713210
Please be sure to carefully rehabilitate your ancient evil and raise your tiny modern evils well.

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>>46713210
>I'm not sorry and I have zero regrets for my actions.
Truly inspiring, may we all follow your example.

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>>46713210
>Smug sealed evil thinks she's tricked Anon into unsealing her
>He seals himself in with her instead
>Hundreds of years later it's said that you can still hear female cries for mercy on quiet nights
>The (relatively) new population of "young" foxes says not to worry about it.

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>>46713216
My favourite kind of hag

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anyone unsealed a monster that isn't a fox? the drop rates seem rigged

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>>46713356
Go unseal them yourself.

[Anonymous No.]

I will only marry a kitsune that says either "warawa" or "wagahai"

[Anonymous No.]

>>46713356
Unseal an aquatic ancient evil, mersharks that used to terrorize the high seas probably give great clumsy blowjobs

[Anonymous No.]

This stupid Alp autism just makes me hate Mondays even more.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46713385
Shut up garfield.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46713385
>>46713388
Alpfield moment

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[Anonymous No.]

>>46713356
>the drop rates seem rigged
Stop unsealing them at fox shrines then? Try a church or a cave? Anywhere else? Go find some old forgotten dungeon and break the seal yourself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46713403
going for that shiny raiju

[Anonymous No.]

>>46713407
And then

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>>46713356
Dragonia has an entire graveyard full of ancient evils and most of them aren't even sealed.

[Anonymous No.]

i love sealed monsters

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>>46713399
I want a long haired Troll wearing a himecut, or onewith long black unkempt hair like a hex maniac Troll

[Anonymous No.]

>>46713399
Finally. A monster that wears underwear.

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>>46713431
if selkies are about as big as leopard seals that'd be something

[Anonymous No.]

>>46713431
>Regular woman that is cosplaying as a seal
Disappointment

[Anonymous No.]

>>46713428
Dragonia is an entire graveyard full of ancient evils and most of them aren't even sealed.

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>>46713445
There needs to be a Troll in a cocktail dress and high heels.

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>>46713466
it's a nice assisted living facility

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Mg that is not good with horror games but still watch you play while nervously hiding her face in a pillow before peeking at the screen again every 3 seconds

[Anonymous No.]

>>46713498
she'll be biting that pillow soon enough

[Anonymous No.]

wurm is protected

[Anonymous No.]

>>46713445
>hex maniac Troll
Quite fitting for someone that's allergic to the sun

[Anonymous No.]

>>46713517
smelly troll

[Anonymous No.]

>>46713517
>allergic
Last time i checked allergies don't make you violently aroused and in the mood for raping.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46713529
They do on the kafun shoujo world

[Anonymous No.]

Magical girl alp

[Anonymous No.]

>>46713466
>>46713428
why do these ancient evil dragons always seem to come in pairs?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46713558
I remember reading a manga like that.
Boy mahou shoujo , I remember had a bunch of sisters one that would creep on him and anorhe one a lesbian that would creep on him when he transformed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46713576
They learn body duplication magic in the hopes of seeming more appealing to potential mates. It's like a 2for1 deal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46713428
>>46713466
why do these ancient evil dragons always seem to come in pairs?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46713595
then why do they always seem to have distinct personalities? one is always goading you into fucking the other, more timid one while calling them mean names.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46713622
It's part of the deception. They seem more interesting when they have contrasting personalities..

[Anonymous No.]

>>46713594
Sounds like a relatively interesting read
I'm all for alps though. They too deserve our love.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46713644
damn, thats hardcore. this is entering fox tier deception. i thought dragons were too prideful to pull those kinds of tricks

[Anonymous No.]

Date monster brats. Fuck monster brats. Correct monster brats. Marry grown up former monster brats.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46713644
damn, thats hardcore. this is entering fox tier deception. i thought dragons were too prideful to pull those kinds of trick.
i need to fucking watch what i post fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46712872
Based, pre-DL mamono are the best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46713699
Desperation and years of loneliness will do that to you. Foxes used to be a proud race before they all succumbed to the "being a virgin hag" curse.
Do you even check your images before posting them?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46713659
I wish I remember the name , it'l was in the shoujou art style and does have some slight homo stuff though. Other boy that can transform is a trap the mc bullied since he was mistook him for a girl the first time they met and has been overcompensating ever since.

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>>46713727
i guess foxes are just patient zero of a horrible condition that will eventually spread to all of monsterkind.
i do. the nsfw parts just blended in too well in those 2 pics. first one the vagina was just a tiny ass line with no detail. the other one i just saw that there was a bra and assumed that it was covering the nipples.

[Anonymous No.]

Do wonderworms use filters?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46712872
Gonna buttfuck a pre-DL dragon that not only lost her dragon pride, but her male pride as well

[Anonymous No.]

>>46713816
Water pipes / hookahs / shishas are filters.
The muck dissolves in the water.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46713816
Do Heckhunds use menthols?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46713894
based.
Time to take Druella's butt virginity.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46713894
>anal the dragon to humiliate her
>she loves it instead
what now genius

[Anonymous No.]

>>46713980
>Mere female lizard
>Gets mere'd so hard she doesn't even consider herself worthy of getting knocked up by you
>Ends up as a total buttslut

[Anonymous No.]

>"Do your worst, human! Even in this form, no blade can harm me!"
>ancient dragon didn't look too closely at your sword and assumed it was regular steel
>lets you take a free shot and gets instantly KO'd by demon silver

[Anonymous No.]

>>46713980
That counts as losing her pride, so still mission accomplished.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46713980
Man, I really want more mere'd stories, I remeber that one that yananon made before he disappeared off the internet

[Anonymous No.]

Ate a pear that tasted like dirt. Should've given it to greenworm instead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46714009
>I really want more mere'd stories
This but without the alp brainrot the original post injected into the scenario.

[Anonymous No.]

Awakening.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>46714037
I'd commission a story like that but the last time I did it they writer just ran with my money.

[Anonymous No.]

mad cow disease

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>46714037
But alp brainrot is the best brainrot!
Honestly, an alp alping into a dragon and instantly being mere'd sounds hot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46714081
makes men only think about cows and women become minotaurs. Cows are immune because they are already cow. Always check the recalls on your favorite brand of milk. Or don't, I'm not the boss of you.

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>>46714005
You could always just attack during their monologue. Stupid hag Malef droning on about her superiority? Kiss her, announce she'll bear your children, call her cute, start molesting her tail. Be unfair.
What is she gonna do? Try to finish her dialogue?

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>>46714005
>Ancient monster mocks you for trying to slay her with such a tiny handgonne
>Blast her with nine rounds of .45 Angry Cupid Pistol
>Came before she hit the ground
>Drag her limp form back to your house for further correc--er, rehabilitation
Modern monster hunting is easy. Everyone should do it.

[Anonymous No.]

Well?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46714005
>>46714121
>>46714126
does these tricks work on malef Ryus?

[Anonymous No.]

>Are you scared, mortal?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46714167
If you can get to her but Ryus tend to have a lot more minions guarding them.

[Anonymous No.]

>CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP
>GET PLAUDIT GET PLAUDIT GET PLAUDIT

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>46714164
Is she a dragon? If not, then no. This dick was made for lizards.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46714240
>dragoncels actually believe anyones talks like this
you're not fooling anyone, you walking fossil.

[Anonymous No.]

Dragonia tour guide that intentionally leads me to raunchier and raunchier activities/situations but I cluelessly get lost as I become enamored with the incredible amount of history i.e. vineyard wine tasting to get me drunk on dragon wines but I just end up listening to an elder couple ramble on about their wines winning denora's approval

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>MUSHROOM MUSHROOM MUSHROOM

[Anonymous No.]

>>46714269
I am a real human man and not a majestic dragon. I have a dick and like to do regular human things like eating soup and herding sheep.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46714284
really? name every sheep in your flock then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46714269
Fool that you are, for now you have angered a dragon who will stop at nothing to dox you

[Anonymous No.]

>>46714075
What story was that? The Bee one?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46712593
be safe out there spacer anons

[Anonymous No.]

>>46714301
Well seeing how the writer disappeared it was never made.
It was basically a lizard girl getting mere'd from a guy using some underhanded tactics. So she's mad at him while still going full mere mode.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46714296
Why would you name sheep? You're just suppose to sheer them for wool and eat them if you want meat.

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>>46714284
>wake up (not on gold, or even silver)
>rue the softness of their skin, soft and weak
>stumble around off-balanced because they have no tail
>eat moldy bread and other plant matter
>drag crude implements through the earth for a while
>cavort with other peasant rabble
>procure a gift to offer to their generous, beautiful and humble guardian dragon
a dragon trying to imagine a day in the life of a human peasant

[Anonymous No.]

>>46714312
>stop by on some back water
>Our Mrs Reynolds but without the betrayal and murder attempt

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>46714276
To be fair I did eat a whole bucket of fried chicken and 6 beers

[Anonymous No.]

>>46714350
>space hebi coming on REALLY strong
how long can you last anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46714384
>space hebi
how the hell does she fit on the ship?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46714414
You're being silly. If she was only on the ship you'd both still have to rely on FILTHY WHORES for fuel and maintenance. No no, Spess He I will become the ship so you can be with her in the black void of space forever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46714312
it's important for monsters to have gimmicky, impractical ships highly inspired by their own species quirks

[Anonymous No.]

>>46714436
>wurm ship
>just a wurm in a space suit

[Anonymous No.]

>>46713463
They're a type of fairy cosplaying as a seal, technically.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46714414
Snek shaped ship

[Anonymous No.]

>>46714436
I will never get over the pharaoh's giant golden pyramid ship.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46714414
she's trying her best captain, you'll make her cry

[Anonymous No.]

>>46714449
too bad, space is cold and she needs a hot water bottle

[Anonymous No.]

>>46714468
I didn't say I wouldn't get on it, but I'd be chuckling the whole time. I'd probably walk like an Egyptian while boarding and go on a scavenger hunt for monster Zat Guns.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46714009
>>46714037
Maybe I'm just extremely biased but mere'd stories bore me. I want a story where a Dragon and her mate are so enamored with one another that their sex is like the clashing of two horny titans, to the point you could see their mana for miles like some shitty battle shounen anime as they try to wrestle dominance from one another in the act and even break a few acres of trees in the process before they end up a sweating, heaving mess on the ground and declare their love for one another.

[Anonymous No.]

A yandere.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46714449
And Apophis is the same but gaudier, bigger and with spikes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46714528
apophis's dream ship would eat suns

[Anonymous No.]

I wonder if I should go to Dragonia before the tourist season starts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46714533
At that point it'd be less of a ship but more like some sort of a mobile Dyson Sphere.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46714533
So like that one Sentient ship in Warframe shaped like a giant serpent?

[Anonymous No.]

I'm afraid fapping to mg femdom may turn me into a masochist

[Anonymous No.]

>>46714554
What were you fapping to before?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46714468
>space is cold
Technically true
But also not really

[Anonymous No.]

This is Golem-chan. She is a good girl. You must take very good care of her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46714570
they have such an odd niche

[Anonymous No.]

>>46714565
Open space is close to Absolute Zero. It's fucking cold Anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46714570
My Golem will be 10 foot tall. I will sleep on her large soft body.

[Anonymous No.]

https://twitter.com/ovvv/status/1784550689844367836
when body pillows aren't enough

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>>46714360
Gape tournament, insect division

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>>46714612
Creampie tournament is better anyhow

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>>46714704
got to get that blue ribbon

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>>46714704
Yeah but something extreme like cumflation, a discipline for true athletes. Something basic like creampie is more for children, school festivals and local sports.
https://exhentai.org/s/c8429fd75a/2387203-26
Some like this is more fitting of a sport.

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>>46714712
>school festivals
But I've already ended up with a harem due to my bicorn GF, what do I do? I can't handle cumflating all of them!

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>>46714612
>still not gaping story
It just wasn't meant to be.

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>>46714759
I'm scared of getting too much hate if I make something about that, I don't know if the haters are not from here but despite having some ideas I'm too afraid to write something

[Anonymous No.]

>>46714763
There are a few anons that hate everything but most don't care what you do.

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>>46714763
it would be unwise

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>>46714612
>>46714704
I keep thinking about that dickfighting video when monsters sports like gaping and such get mentioned
Imagine that but in monster version

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>>46714777
He could just make a new ao3 account and nobody would even know.
>>46714784
We had that with the double headed dildo webm.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>46714712
LBL, Amagaeru and Mimit works keep getting better and better

[Anonymous No.]

>>46714763
Either write it or don't.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46714792
>We had that with the double headed dildo webm.
Yeah that and the anal tug of war

[Anonymous No.]

Me and my fellow Order Soldiers getting all dressed up in our fine armor and arming ourselves with our halberds and spears and marching out to the battlefield to confront the heinous demonic Mamono and their corrupted human heretic allies only to find all the enemy Mamono and Incubi soldiers fucking and having sloppy sex behind their trenches and fortifications instead of waging war, disgusting all of us and leading us to all go back to our own frontline to play cards since we'd rather do anything else than go near.... that.

Seriously what the fuck is wrong with them?

[Anonymous No.]

I fucking hate how any mention of monster sports is overtaken by extreme fetish discussion, like it's some sort of imperative.

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[Anonymous No.]

Anal sex with Sabbath foxes.

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>>46714824
Chess is a sport and that's safe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46714824
Sports are extreme though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46714834
it's not rape it's a forced mate

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>>46714830
Go on.

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>>46714824
How hard is it to talk about monster girls playing football or something

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>>46714824
I mean, talk about monster girl sports if you want. The issue is that there's not a ton to talk about there.
Though I did get this salamander in judo clothing comm back in the day.

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>>46714848
Sometimes I think in the cat kingdom they catch and release a dormouse like it's fox hunting.
But, you know, cats.
And then they molest her.

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>>46714834
No, anon. You dont understand. Mamono dont play chess. Everyone knows all monsters would do related to chess is shove things up their ass.
>>46714837
Ah yes, because there isnt such a thing as extreme sports, which is a niche cathegory in comparison of normal sports. All we see at the olympics is people jumping from cliffs. Yep.
Fuck off will you.

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>>46714578
>Open space is close to Absolute Zero.
yeah but theres also no air in space, you are effectively in the middle of a giant heat insulator, overheating is the issue in space.

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>>46714824
it's not terribly interesting to me
apart from the cheerleaders maybe

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>>46714830
Yes please

[Anonymous No.]

>>46714858
>yurishit

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>>46714856
>The issue is that there's not a ton to talk about there
Gee i wonder if its because there is a shitposter obsessed with gaping that jumps to mention it at every oportunity derailing any conversation.

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>>46714824
I've never seen football or any normal sports discussion being attacked and hated by posters, only when sports more related to canon and sex are discussed

[Anonymous No.]

>>46714864
there's an air in space museum

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>>46714861
Nobody watches the olympics to see normal sports. They want to see the best.

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>>46714873
hey, you managed to leave "purity-spiral" out of your post. that's progress

[Anonymous No.]

>>46714869
Never seen the gaping posters derail the discussion, only the people that don't stop shitting on it and destroying any discussion with their hate.

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>>46714881
i'm just there for the curling
ms kiki is quite proud of her broom skills

[Anonymous No.]

>>46714824
It's one or two retards samefagging and shitposting, don't give them any attention.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46714886
There is literally an example of it on the thread.
>what about the creampie competition
>no it HAS to be cumflation

[Anonymous No.]

>>46714824
mg football holligans

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[Anonymous No.]

>>46714803
;_:

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>>46714856
There was the Greenworm baseball team story that Magus wrote, too.

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>>46714869
The funny thing is that Gaping tends to be the norm, nobody really brings up normal monster girls sports to it's kind of hard for them to derail a non-existent discussion.

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>>46714803
source? is it h?

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>>46714901
Come on anon. All he said was "creampies are better."
That's it. He didn't elaborate at all. If anything 100 creampies in the same hole is going to lead to inflation anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

They're really trying hard to convince that writefag to blow up his reputation and cause massive drama.

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>>46714704
Ooooh! That sounds awesome.
...
Look, I was gonna joke around and make dumb wordplay about misunderstanding you, but I'm just gonna ignore your dumb sex idea and substitute cooking contests.
The idea of mamono competing over the best actual pie (cream subtype) would be so fun.
>Banana Cream Pie
>Chocolate Cream Pie
>Peanut Cream Pie
>Boston Cream Pie
>Coconut Cream Pie
>Pumpkin Cream Pie
etc.
Just IMAGINE a haughty dragon using her own fires to cook her pie crust and she biffs it because the camera man is cute.
THE DRAMA.
THE ROMANCE!

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>>46714916
>. If anything 100 creampies in the same hole is going to lead to inflation anyway.
not if its a hammerspace

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>>46714912
Gee it's almost like literally any attempt at bringing up any sport topic is immediately taken over by shitposters who kill the topic and lead others to not even want to bring it up.

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>>46714803
fun facts, some women irl have a condition where it can clamp down hard enough to get a guys dick stuck.

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>>46714924
He should. If its really not that bad as he says why not do it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46714901
What? I just saw an addition more than trying to shit on the previous poster, even clarifying that creampies could be for minor leagues and a common sport.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46714925
That made me think how cooking TV shows are on MGEland, sexual innuendos on everything or just devolving into straight up sex

[Anonymous No.]

>>46714950
Specially if they use those demon fruits

[Anonymous No.]

>>46714958
Or mana infused veggies

[Anonymous No.]

>>46714974
is there mana infused vegemite?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46714913
https://www.mangago.me/read-manga/what_happens_inside_the_dungeon/uu/mk_chapter-110/pg-25/

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>>46714982
I don't even know what vegemite is made of

[Anonymous No.]

>>46714987
i think you milk it out of funnel web spiders

[Anonymous No.]

>>46714987
Vegetables and mites? Duh.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46714982
Is vegemite tasty, I've never seen that product in my country

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>>46714925
Yeah, except normal pies are way better than cream pies.
Look, just give me a nice meat pie and I'll be happy.

[Anonymous No.]

Wurm wife asks you if you would love her if she was a wurm.

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>>46714931
Be the change you wanna see.
Also stop being a bitch that just complains, you're even more annoying than the people you accuse of shitposting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46715056
so that's why they call it shepards pie

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>>46715073
I don't get it

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>>46715084
blame the welsh

[Anonymous No.]

>>46715084
Well she does get it, if you know what I mean

[Anonymous No.]

>>46715114
I don't know what you mean.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46715073
I want to make lots of those with a Troll

[Anonymous No.]

>>46715143
That's enough meat on that troll to make several pies with, if you know what i mean.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46715057
But she is a wurm.

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>>46715171
Your wife is going to get nervous if you can't just say yes.

[Anonymous No.]

wurm raised by hebis as a ryu

[Anonymous No.]

I'm going to ask Miss Malef very politely if I can take her hand in marriage!

[Anonymous No.]

>>46715174
Of course I would love her if she was a wurm.
She is a wurm and I love her.

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>>46715199
"Miss Malef, I have always loved you. I ask you earnestly and from the heart to make me the happiest man alive, and consent to marry me."
>Miss Malef looks shocked, blushes beat red, and can't make eye contact.
>"I..."
>"I... do."
>"I-I-I-... I mean yes."
>Years later she INSISTS that she demanded you marry her after she caught you trying to pilfer her most valuable object.
>You only let her get away with it because she privately admitted to you that she's talking about her heart.

[Anonymous No.]

Real dead hours.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>46714873
No. It gets annoying when you fags shove gaping into everything and then even bring up multi-generational incest ( female grandmother/mother on male ) as if that isn't a thing in KC's setting. Wouldn't be as annoying if you dumb fucks took the hint and shut up about it for once.

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[Anonymous No.]

need choco

[Anonymous No.]

crash test
slime girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>46715300
is mm still ongoingnating?

[Anonymous No.]

"The bigger the object, the bigger the succ" -Adam Savage

[Anonymous No.]

>>46715299
You seem to be the only one bringing it up right now. How about you just report it if you see it and post about something you actually like?

[Anonymous No.]

>Subject, I have read an advertisement for Dairy Ice Queen ice cream, now on sale
>We are going to Tanuki grocery, prepare my winter wear and a large transport vessel

[Anonymous No.]

If Monsters are so "good" and "considerate" and "caring" like you all say they are, then why did a Bunyip kidnap me, rape me and force me to impregnate her even when I begged her not to and pleaded that I wasn't ready for kids yet?! She just cocked a devious smile at me and told me "Yu'll live, cunt, quit yur whining."! It was fucking evil of her to do that! EVIL!

[Anonymous No.]

>>46715313
Against all odds, yes. Most recent chapters introduced another MON type team and they're a trio of classic monsters like Werewolf, Flesh Golem, and Vampire.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46715374
>Flesh Golem
?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46715349
>apophis eats a bunch of ice cream in the already cold Winterstown climate
>you have to warm her twice as much

[Anonymous No.]

>>46715377
FLESH

GOLEM

She's a miracle!

[Anonymous No.]

>>46715372
She said you'd live, didn't she? And aren't you alive? Stop being such an ungrateful cunt to your new wife, cunt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46715381
is this like the fles atronach from elderscrolls

[Anonymous No.]

>>46715377
Another word, similar to Grotesquery or Soulstitched, for Frankenstein's Monster.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46715377
creating life from hamburger

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[Anonymous No.]

>>46715434
Fat saggers

[Anonymous No.]

How do I keep foxes from stealing my shirts?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46715444
You don't because that fox will burn the city down otherwise

[Anonymous No.]

>>46715444
spray your shirts with birdshot

[Anonymous No.]

>>46715439
>>46715458
Don't respond to the gachaspam.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46715311
You mean a ballistic gel slime.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>46715379
>when she finally warms up and regains all of her senses
>you've fallen asleep trying to warm her in bed
>she's already coiled around and you're trapped with a sleepy, horny Apopcicle

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[Anonymous No.]

do any of you guys put mgs on your profile pictures?

[Anonymous No.]

Imagine the hugs

[Anonymous No.]

>>46715559
No, but I'm not planning to alp, so...

[Anonymous No.]

In order to keep myself safe and prevent the Kejs from getting me, I keep a shaver handy at all times. They won't make a grab for me because they're afraid of getting a trim.

[Anonymous No.]

>Travel to MGE !India with your minotaur wife
>She gets treated like a god
>She enjoys every second of it

[Anonymous No.]

>>46715601
I thought kejs would like barbers to maintain their hair and trim the split ends and whatnot

[Anonymous No.]

>>46715467
I encourage them on purpose out of spite

[Anonymous No.]

>>46715619
Mamono don't poop and Kejs don't get split ends. Full stop.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46715311
Zombies also take those jobs

[Anonymous No.]

>>46715633
i love junko

[Anonymous No.]

>>46715623
Who are you spiting again?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46715637
he doesn't remember anymore, if indeed he ever knew.

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>>46715633
>Rebellious young zombie runs away from her lich "mom"
>Gets a job as a crash test dummy to pay the rent.
>After about a week, a sad-eyed young man from the Quality Assurance department begs her to quit.
>He has to watch all the tests and seeing her get maimed every day is traumatic.
>He tears up near the end.
>Miss Zombie reaches out her arms and hugs him stiffly.
>"O...K..."
>He returns the hug.
>She was married by nightfall.
Miss Lich raised a good girl after all.

[Anonymous No.]

>OI CUNT! WHERE YA GOING?!

[Anonymous No.]

>>46715633

[Anonymous No.]

>>46715637
If you have to ask, you'll never know

[Anonymous No.]

Is this the proper way to handle a Racoon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46715708
Yes, you can also optionally insert something in between there.

[Anonymous No.]

MEOW!
Mrrrrrrrrrrrow?
Mrrrow!?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46715719
But would Racoons even like that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46714576
Unlike automata they won’t get jealous of your gaming PC

[Anonymous No.]

>>46714570
I would.
Going to get new and stonework for parts of her that have gems encrusted in them.

>>46714581
Local man wants mud golem.
Dorome-san will not be pleased.

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>>46715784
Yeah, because that gaming PC was set up one piece at a time, much like Golem-chan.
And that's the crux of the issue. Getting an Automaton is like buying one of those $2k ready-made Wal-mart computers, while a Golem is lovingly handcrafted one piece at a time by your very own hands.
Who says that Golem can't have all the same features, or even more? Golurk has fucking jets in it's feet, and I'll be damned if any Golem I make will have any less. It's build-a-waifu-workshop and the result can only ever be perfect.
The Automaton has convenience, and little else. Which is made moot when you realize the way to get one usually involves finding them in fucking ancient ayy-lmao ruins and maybe hoping a Gremlin will slap it awake.
So as you can see, Golem was always superior.

[Anonymous No.]

magical cats

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[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>46715938
What did you say to her?

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>>46714931
Not GapeAnon, but nobody here is really into normie sportsball, even if MGE did have non-gaping sports they'd be Lingerie Football League or Beach volleyball titty-fests rather than boring marathon running or ping-pong tournaments.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>46715943
he's probably just behind on the sexual harassment quota that week

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>46715005
Its the malt extract from the bottom of beer brewing vats, with added salt.
So it tastes kinda like the dregs you get in some natural ales. Some ex-alcoholics wont touch it because it reminds them too much of that beer aftertaste.
>once Bunyips get over their intial shyness theyll smear it on Anons D for an enhanced BJ

[Anonymous No.]

>>46715889
Yes

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>46715968

[Anonymous No.]

>>46716000
I LOVE ALTERNATE_BREAST_SIZE

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>46716006
As a wise man once said.
"We can always go bigger."

[Anonymous No.]

>>46716006

[Anonymous No.]

>>46716021
FAT AND OLD

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

How does one defend themselves against magically inclined kots?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46716027
Wow rude

[Anonymous No.]

>>46716050
raise your Tom levels

[Anonymous No.]

>>46716050
Tactical spray bottle

[Anonymous No.]

I hit a Wurm in the head with a shovel.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>be single Anon
>just moved into apartment in a new neighborhood
>knock at the door
>it's a large Hakutaku and a very-black Bicorn
>immediately reach in wallet and pull out MGCPD Card
>"You have to leave me alone, I'm on the police Lolicon Register."
>Haku: "That's ok, we're just your neighbors across the street."
>Bicorn: "And since legally you have to notify the cops that you will live within 300metres of a school or playground..."
>the Haku formally hands Anon her business card
>'Ms.Haku's Academy for Sexually-precocious Delinquents'
>Bicorn: "Of course they're not all precocious yet, but maybe you could start off with one or two visits a week, and we'll try to help them all out..."

[Anonymous No.]

>>46716061
guess you'll need a new shovel

[Anonymous No.]

>>46716052
Oh yeah? What's a fat old magic cat going to do about it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46716067
True but I accomplished my goal. To make her CRY.
She kept digging in my yard, it looked like a giant mole came through man, ruined all my grass. I had to teach her a lesson.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46716078
you handed her a novelty sized lollipop

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>46716054
That seems counterintuitive

[Anonymous No.]

Fat dragon hags

[Anonymous No.]

>>46716083
Turning a normally composed animal-lady into a base, feral beast is absolute top and the only thing that makes it better is if she's EXTREMELY EMBARRASSED ABOUT IT

[Anonymous No.]

>>46715895
>be Anon
>come home to Bicorn waifu
>prepare yourself for today's 'surprise' visitor before opening the door
>ohshit
>she's bought a new white leather sofa
>and hired 5 big Heckhunds to deliver it
>>ohshit!
>biggest hund: "Sit here on the couch, little Anon, there's gonna be some wild raeping tonite."
>sit
>5 big Hunds grab Anon's waifu, hold her down as she struggles while the big Hund 'preps' her
>5 big hunds cheer Anon on and high-fives as Anon raeps his Bicorn into a drooling mess on the sofa

[Anonymous No.]

>>46716021
>>46716027
>>46716083
Y'shtola canonically has feelings for a big anthropomorphic cat dude and not anyone else btw

[Anonymous No.]

>>46716101
Don't give a shit because the game can't allow for actual romance for the main character anyway

Retarded cat ogre NTR doesn't phase me at all because I was never going to get what I wanted in game anyway

[Anonymous No.]

>>46716085
unlike traditional elemental pairings Tom is both weak to (defensively) and strong against (offensively) Molly and vice versa.
ideally you keep your Tom levels higher than her Molly levels and try to have high initiative to act first. admittedly this can be difficult due to cats naturally high agility but you can cheese it with silvervine

[Anonymous No.]

>>46716109
>NTR
she never had any feelings for the WoL to begin with, you cope very hard

[Anonymous No.]

>>46714037
what alp brainorot?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46716113
I can't handle choco cats and I get too aroused when I think of them. How do I stop myself from immediately sperging if I encounter one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46716138
You give yourself to dog

[Anonymous No.]

>>46716144
But how do you stop lust for dog women?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46716155
I don't understand

[Anonymous No.]

Goodnight Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember that not all titanias are airheaded oneesans.
The winter court ones prefer the more goth asthetic....even if they are a bit airheaded too if you now what to look for or ask them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46716155
There is literally no reason to do this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46716162
>>46716171
Why would you want to lust after some mangy mutt?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46716155
Give her a jar of peanut butter and let her extract the lust from you.

[Anonymous No.]

Towering, fierce, terrible. Nightmare made material.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46715199
>walk up, say nothing while she monologues
>take her hand
>slide it into your pants
>start jacking off with her hand while she struggles to keep monologuing
>mere'd

[Anonymous No.]

>>46716222
A cry that quakes the very soul, beating down upon the very barriers that keep your mind intact like a tempest upon a home.
>"Mastah"

[Anonymous No.]

>>46716182
Come on, she just needs a thorough bath. Give yourself to dog, dog has given herself to you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46716229
as if i'd succumb to the first eldritch maid i encountere-

[Anonymous No.]

>>46716229
Buy a bucket of Shogg at the discount maido shoppe.
Carry her home.
Her first word.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46716260
Sounds more like you just adopted a baby Shog.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46716260
Just pour her out onto the unswept floor like a cute-roomba.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46715372
Kill yourself weakling, if you truly don't want that child, bash it on a rock too

[Anonymous No.]

A new image of my vampire Rosa! Hope you like her in this biker like outfit!

[Anonymous No.]

>>46716287
She looks like she shouts vampire made slurs at the humans she bikes past

[Anonymous No.]

>>46716294
Never ask a vampire supremacist if her husband is an incubus or human.

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>>46716319
>have to meet with the vampire countess to get some paperwork approved for the purchase of land
>she spends the entire meeting berating you and calling you a glorified beverage and a bloodbag
>dhampir daughter pokes her head in to ask for some pocket money
>countess gives it to her and quickly has you escorted out after she hastily signs all the papers

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[Anonymous No.]

If you're born to a vampire mom, what are the chances that your dhampir older sister will bully you?

[Anonymous No.]

We breed the best kot and can send them all over the world

[Anonymous No.]

Is the undeads good kungfu teacher?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46716357
maybe 10-15%
fallen dhampirs can be a thing

[Anonymous No.]

>>46716364
In theory zipangu undead are quite skilled in martial arts

[Anonymous No.]

>>46716363
I may love monsters and kots, but I'm not sure if I could ever love the French

[Anonymous No.]

Vampires are so stupid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46716363
I can safely say my name is no longer Tom

[Anonymous No.]

>>46716381
>>46716394
We have good food

[Anonymous No.]

>>46716381
i like when the french werewolves le awieux

[Anonymous No.]

>>46716400
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beast_of_G%C3%A9vaudan

[Anonymous No.]

>>46716399
I won't be tricked by silly sounding food. All I need is burger

[Anonymous No.]

>>46716422
>Deconstruct your burger into a salad

[Anonymous No.]

Chesh breaks down when you tell her you love her with all your heart and asks you through her tears and sniffles how when she keeps playing pranks on you and inconveniencing you all the time and causing you nothing but trouble to ruin your day

[Anonymous No.]

>>46716507
>pranked

[Anonymous No.]

>>46716507
That's the joke.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46716507
You tell her it's because every other girl either ignores you or is meaner to make you fuck off, and Chesh is the only girl that cares about you, even if it's in her own weird way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46716507
>"Because your ass is huge"
>"Also you're a nice person."

[Anonymous No.]

If I wanted to get Bunnuysd, or mayhaps even Moused, how would I go about doing that? And what does that entail exactly? Also, what's like their actual names, something I can use to look through the archive with?

[Anonymous No.]

You wouldnt download mofu

[Anonymous No.]

>>46716083
Miqo and Mithra are my weak point

[Anonymous No.]

>>46716482
I'm just saying, if I met that chesh and she bent over in front of me. My face would between those cheeks faster than she could say "tea party."

[Anonymous No.]

>>46716600
TOMed

[Anonymous No.]

Czesz Cheshire

[Anonymous No.]

>>46716761
Czechshire

[Anonymous No.]

>>46716761
Sound as, if not more, obnoxious as a french chesh

[Anonymous No.]

>>46716806
Cheshire z Czech też czesz, jeśli chcesz.
>>46716813
That wasn't a typo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46716832
What's making her special?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46716761
The Good Chesh Svevjk in the World War

[Anonymous No.]

>>46716879
"Czesz Cheshire" = "Brush Cheshire('s hair)"

[Anonymous No.]

>>46716921
*Češ

[Anonymous No.]

I'm going up the overworked vampire lord and tell her she's doing a wonderful job! That everything she does is appreciated, even if she doesn't realize it right away!
I'm going to praise her and tell her that I respect all the hard work she's done!

[Anonymous No.]

>>46716999
Open her coffin to sneak in a kiss when she's asleep.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46715313
Yes, up to issue 86 two weeks ago, a short teaser start to a new Arc.
MommyMilk Hoss is back.
>https://www.comic-ryu.jp/_monmusu/

[Anonymous No.]

Monsters cannot stop me from spending most of every one of my days at work, doing overtime and agreeing to go in to the office on my days off for apathetic bosses that don't care about my life or see me as a human, leading to me becoming extremely depressed. They can't stop me from coming home to a lonely single person apartment and skipping out on having dinner most nights because I turn the TV on and then fall asleep immediately in a chair without changing out of my work clothes. They can't stop me from having bad health from subsisting on a mostly fast food slop and reheated pizza diet and drinking exorbitant amounts of alcohol to drown my sorrows and woes and to be able to catch some sleep in a near constantly exhausted state. They can't stop me from having a receding hairline in my 30s alone. They can't save me from myself and society!

[Anonymous No.]

> 46717257
Wrong board, /mon/OL/schlickfics is over there...

[Anonymous No.]

>>46717257
>They can't stop from- holy fuck is that an octopuMMMPHHHH!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>46716921
More like "All Quiet on the Cheshtern Cunt"

[Anonymous No.]

>>46716999
Vampires don't work though?

[Anonymous No.]

I want to do a training montage with various monster girls so that by the end i am smat, strong, and with a harem

[Anonymous No.]

>>46717283
Why would an octopus suddenly teleport into his room?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46717344
More convenient than taking a bus to his house.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46717254
Crabman really should have just stuck to porn.

[Anonymous No.]

Rolled for a bicorn harem, 5 girls:
>Ryu
>Echidna
>Minotaur
>Gyoubu Danuki
>Ocelomeh
What kind of trouble (and fun) am I in for?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46716999
She seems a bit embarrassed now

[Anonymous No.]

>>46717654
It's a shame when a lady can't accept a deserved compliment.

[Anonymous No.]

>Wild lamia
>Poor language skills
>Lives in a some ruins deep in the forest
>Captures you
>Makes you her husband/personal heater
>Hunts for her food, snake style
>Often brings you back a strangled dead animal she hunted
>Typically a wild boar, deer, or some medium sized animal
>Tries to get you to swallow it whole
>Despite numerous explanations, she cannot grasp the concept that you can't swallow such things whole like she can
>Gets extremely grossed out when you cut up and cook the animals she hunts for you
>Thinks you're a mentally disturbed person because you don't swallow your prey whole and instead mutilate its corpse, "playing" with it (butchering it)
>Still loves you anyway

[Anonymous No.]

I’ve been out of the loop for a while but are we gettingg more nudist undeads?
Is there a reason undead/dark monsters are exhibitionists?

[Anonymous No.]

So what happens if I beat a lizard girl in yearly creampie competition?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46717750
Clothes stick to rotting corpses, so better to just not wear any at all. Also, going nude help blow away the stink of rotting flesh. So yeah, that's more or less why if undead were real, they'd be nudists.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46717750
You've got it subtly wrong. Undead aren't exhibitionists, really. They don't have anything that reinforces the need to wear clothes.
>They're dead, so they don't feel cold.
>They're mamono, so they don't worry about modesty.
So, unless Miss Lich finds (or makes) a bunch of magical gear that requires her to cover up, she's likely just gonna wear a cloak of protection and some magic jewelry and call it good.

[Anonymous No.]

What if I tell my Pyrow best friend I actually don't want to marry her or fuck her and am serious about the just staying friends thing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46717821
Directly to Jail.

[Anonymous No.]

I think since the humans have the religious belief of in Rome as the romans this means (You) should get naked whenever you are in graveyards and swamps

[Anonymous No.]

>>46717821
That's no problem, you can be just friends with benefits. Such as child benefits from the state, you can basically stay a NEET and keep fucking your Pyrow friend all day while getting paid for it!

[Anonymous No.]

>>46717821
Either she's fine with it or she brings out mr zappy and relocates you

[Anonymous No.]

>>46717753
How big a creampie did you take, Alp?
>Alt-right lizards demand mamono sports areonly for born-mamonos not Troonsformed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46717821
Somehow I can't help but imagine anon and pyrow snuggling together on a couch playing vidya as he says
>I'm serious, we're just friends
and pyrow just going
>Yeah yeah sure just really good friends
and kissing him

[Anonymous No.]

>>46717821
Do you really want to make her cry?

[Anonymous No.]

Would you touch the ear-fluff of a mino?
Would you touch the ear-fluff of a vulpine vixen?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46717818
>unless Miss Lich finds (or makes) a bunch of magical gear
Magical girl Lich when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46717969
My heart wouldn't be able to take seeing the smug gyaru demon be genuinely sad and teary-eyed, the contrast is too much so I would immediately hug her and propose to her

[Anonymous No.]

>>46717972
Ear fluff exists to be touched just like all fluff, human hands exist to touch and feel, thus it is my god given right to touch any and all fluff put in front of me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46718004
It's Magical White!

[Anonymous No.]

>>46717972
No
Yes, I would put my dick in it

[Anonymous No.]

>>46718040
Even if the fluff belongs to a trash picker with shady eyes?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46718043
*Magi White

[Anonymous No.]

>>46717818
>>46718004
Why do I think the magical gear would cover everything but the bottoms and she’d still roam around shaking that nude fattass in public?

[Anonymous No.]

I'm going to go on 4mon and post about how I love stepping on bugs and squashing them in the insect mamono threads. I'm going to post all about how I swat bugs and crush them and spray bugs with poison and insecticides, how I tear down spider webs and kill them with my broom. I'm gonna post webms I've recorded of myself shooting bee and wasp hives with my elon musk flamethrower and stringing up fly zappers to vaporize poor little moths flying into them. I'm going to trigger all the insects of the world and nobody can stop me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46718043
>>46718049
>magi white is not a wight

[Anonymous No.]

>>46718004
Now!

[Anonymous No.]

>>46718094
what foes does she fit every week?

[Anonymous No.]

Ghouls do it best

[Anonymous No.]

>>46718048
If it is fluffy I will grab it and I will fluff it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46718056
Your rape will be one for the ages. You will be webbed, centipede coiled, venomously injected and paralyzed, all while succumbing to pheromones and force fed honey and drowned in moth mofu, all at once. Your mind will be utterly broken when the bugs get their hands on you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46718134
No, he will be jailed and die alone. He doesn't deserve a good ending.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46718110
You mean they're the best magical girls?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46718158
Anon I'm pretty sure killing bugs isn't a crime on any possible world. They're bugs, we kill them all the time. Do you want bugs in your food or something?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46718170
I mean they do everything lewd best in relation to all other undead mamono.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46718172
No but posting animal torture on the internet is illegal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46718056
You really just come off as unhinged.

[Anonymous No.]

Its all fun and games in the militia until you all get levied to go fight the undead.
Then you have to go toe to toe with the ghouls while the lady paladin gets Wighted .

[Anonymous No.]

>>46718220
At least we have greek fire, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46718220
> toe to toe
No undead could possibly match me in terms of power. Ghouls will kneel at the mere sight of me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46718227
Silly Anon, there is no grease.

>>46718231
Technically they will be kneeling.
Easier to give you a blowjob that way when the others pin you down.
Your sacrifice will be remembered when the knights shatter their li-and they broke.
WELP, good luck next week lads but the monsters take the day again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46717298
>t. Spoiled and Ungrateful Dhampir

[Anonymous No.]

>>46718220
>toe to toe with the ghouls
Now imagining a Ghoul that’s flexible enough to give a footjob/blowjob combo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46718187
I can't really see one as an OL for example.
>>46718190
I don't know, that one video of cockroach torture is weird, but I doubt people call cops on those that post it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46718246
Can I set my self on fire sergeant? I don't like undeads, I want to reroll fate roulette

[Anonymous No.]

>>46718190
You're being absurd. By your metric exterminators filming how they deal with wasp or hornet infestations should be jail-able, and that wouldn't make any sense. Filming your zapper zapping bugs is not a crime anon. Besides the post concerned making fictional bug women sad, it's not something really happening anon. Get some help.

[Anonymous No.]

I am going to edge a jub

[definitely not an oomukade No.]

Being mean to insects should be illegal. Everyone should be required to embrace insects by law.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46718356
You should try to edge a jub. Much more challenging.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46718362
I made this post.

[A fellow anon and not an ushi oni No.]

>>46718362
This, so much this!

[Anonymous No.]

>>46718362
Centipedes are not insects; they hunt them. Did you mean arthropods?
>>46718378
Same goes for spiders.

[Anonymous No.]

Among us....

[Anonymous No.]

>>46718390
There could be alp in this thread and we would never know...

[Anonymous No.]

>>46718388
They arw bug type Mamono in the encyclopedia, it's canon I'm afraid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46718394
Alps are easily distinquished by their insistence that alps are still men and that flat chests are totally fine and nice.

[Anonymous No.]

Flat chests are totally fine and nice.

[Anonymous No.]

why does the cat go mrrp when I hold her hand (paw)?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46718551
The middle bean is the mrrp button.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46718529
Uh oh...

[Anonymous No.]

>you meet a cute succubus
>a head shorter than you but she has rocking tits much bigger than your head
>wide hips and a nice spankable ass
>date her for a few months before you both decide to get married after falling deeply in love
>spend the night making love to her, getting paizuri and head before going at it missionary style and blowing you load in her
>in the afterglow she cuddles up to you and covers you in her wings, wraps her tail around your leg
>whispers in your ear she has a secret to confess
>"I'm an Alp."
How do you react?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46718562
I tell you to kill yourself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46718562
I don't think anyone realistically would care at that point. It'd be a "Oh, so that's why you like gundam so much" kind of moment,

[Anonymous No.]

mgs who have good delegation skills

[Anonymous No.]

>>46718529
I'm not a lolicon, but I would be happy with a tallflat wife.

[Anonymous No.]

Another day in Yuri County

[Anonymous No.]

>>46718529
Is it true alps are weak to kissing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46718641
Their ears are tips of their tails are especially sensitive.

[Anonymous No.]

did you know that your fetishes, preferences and weaknesses are all displayed when a monster uses analyse on you

[Anonymous No.]

>>46718562
I fuck off and ask her to never contact me again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46718627
Fuck off retard

[Anonymous No.]

>>46718645
Gonna hold a alps tail in public

[Anonymous No.]

>>46718662
Holy based

[Anonymous No.]

>>46718627
It is cute though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46716287
>>46717654
Vampires are CUTE

[Anonymous No.]

so he's trying to seethe about alps and also spamming yurishit at the same time, what sort of mental disorder is that

[Anonymous No.]

>>46718645
>>46718674
Oh damn, the alp cartel got to him for spilling their secretes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46718690
Nah, the alp shitposting is mostly just me.
I just like alps.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46718699
There's a difference between talking about them and writing shitty greentext bait

[Anonymous No.]

>>46718707
NTA, but what is that difference. That post is just talking about them like you would talk about any monstergirl. You wouldn't be complaining if it turned out to be a lim, or a doppel.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46718725
>NTA
sure
You are a disingenuous cunt and should kill yourself asap, end of story. Feel free to pretend to be retarded some more, I'm done talking to you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46718745
Ok

[Anonymous No.]

>>46718690
It's called being a terminally asshurt furry

[Anonymous No.]

>>46718725
>lim
>"Honey, I'm not an average succ. I'm actually super powerful demigoddess level succ, also my family is famous and extremely influential."
Damn, what a letdown.

[Anonymous No.]

I was at the park the other day when this Bogie child holding a balloon animal approached me and asked me to shake her hand. I did and a joy buzzer she hid under her glove went off and she laughed like it was the funniest thing ever, I got annoyed so I decided to let her have a taste of the real world and popped her balloon animal with my swtichblade and she ran off to go cry to her mom and dad. Bunch of clowns the lot of them.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>46718774
>also my family is famous and extremely influential.
Genuine downside

[Anonymous No.]

>>46718805
asshole

[Anonymous No.]

>>46718805
Bogies aren't that mean. Something doesn't add up.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>46718884
The Bogie sensed that Anon is a naughty boy, but she's not old enough to handle him properly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46718890
the foreign exchange student is so cute! she wont tell me which class she is in though...

[Anonymous No.]

>>46718805
Then her incubi father comes up and beats your gay ass for making his daughter cry? What did you think was going to happen? If some faggot ever did that to my child I would slap their shit into an alternate reality.

[Anonymous No.]

She [W]as [U]nde[RM]ined

[Anonymous No.]

>>46718897
>she's not old enough to handle him properly.
She's old enough to tell her mom
>That anon is really fucking gay, isn't he

[Anonymous No.]

>>46718934
She as ndeined?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46718944
yeah I don't get it either

[Anonymous No.]

>>46718951
>>46718944
look closer. search your heart.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46718967
Nah nothing man

[Anonymous No.]

>>46718967
I found a snake trapped in my heart

[Anonymous No.]

>>46718967
it's ms undine

[Anonymous No.]

>>46718967
Someone must have gotten a stroke trying to write "undead", I think.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46718967
Why should i search for my heart? Did someone steal it again?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46718934
Wurmy was mining underneath her!

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>46719052
When the heavy spring rains fall and seep into the earth, Wurms will surface

[Anonymous No.]

Murder your thirst.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

i am very happy, i just got a dream with a foxgirl.
>it was a "schoolage childhood friends" dream
sadly i dont remember many details.

[Anonymous No.]

EVO japan was rad!

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>46719179
Vintage salamander should train modern salamander

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>no dragon with end game strengh and hoard full of powefull relics

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>46719286
No, sorry. They mostly hoard comic books and anime figurines these days.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46719286
egg

[Anonymous No.]

>>46719379
>impling figurines aren relics with the aboy people desire them
she should also buy perfect grade gunplas as well

[Anonymous No.]

>>46719373
Boomerang, Boomerang.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46719286
I'd rather dragon with end game dexterity.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46718562
This explains why my Bicorn waifu was giggling when she led the 'Succ' in.
>When you're acorn-buyer you have to be fair to all mamonos, it's all just more dark-mana for my waifu, and I guess alp-mana is probably even more 'tainted' for my Darling.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46718918
Basically this - it's canon that mamonos can't harm Anons, but there's nothing to stop her Papa kicking the shit out of some retard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46719483
But you don't understand, he was totally threatened by a little clown kid and was only acting in self-defense (there's no evidence to support this claim)

[Anonymous No.]

>>46719381
/egg/

[Anonymous No.]

>>46719483
The monsters can still defend themselves in a way as well. I don't think it'd be a problem lore-wise if mom shanked him with a demon silver knife and left him unconscious to get raped by a common park rat or something. There are probably a few spells that could work too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46719483
Where is it canon they won't do anything if you're being a piece of shit? They'll literally kill you if you're a straight up sociopath and can't be redeemed. I don't think they'd have a problem getting back at you if you're bullying literal children. If they do then MGE fucking sucks and the waifus are garbage.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46719527
For an omelette?

[Anonymous No.]

I'm going to kiss Eros!

[Anonymous No.]

>>46719593
Get in the line

[Anonymous No.]

>>46719483
Afaik it's not a physical bar (pelvises still get broken accidentally) but it is the DL's Law, so it can obviously still occur, the participants would just have to explain themselves to a Lim Judge afterwards - who'd probably give the asshole another kicking.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46719367
Htf is she lying like that?
Is her ass stuck through a hole in the floor?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46719639
>Afaik it's not a physical bar (pelvises still get broken accidentally)
Pure threadcanon, they don't actually. Monster nature prevents them from hurting people on purpose outside of extreme, nearly contrived exceptions, MAMONO MANA prevents them from doing it on accident. You'd have to do some dastardly things to be harmed by a monster

[Anonymous No.]

>>46719668
Yet rape correction is fine. What a strange combination.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46719527
>Go to /egg/
>Post a pic of an empty egg carton
>Just write the word "hags"
>Leave

[Anonymous No.]

>>46719681
"Rape" is always on the menu. Actually, this makes me wonder how many monsters practice wrestling. It seems like grappling some out of control knight would be a good option and wouldn't really hurt him, either.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>46719668
>Pure threadcanon
It really isnt. Most monsters could eaaily beat zhe shit out of you as long as they deem the force necessary. How do you think paladins get raped. You need to physically overpower someone to be able to rape them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46720004
>How do you think paladins get raped.
They don't, it's all consensual.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46720004
It is, retard. Pelvis breaking shit is a threadcanon joke

[Anonymous No.]

Calling the pharaoh “darkie” (affectionately)

[Anonymous No.]

>>46719695
>she’s over sixteen and still thinks she can still have her ideal animesque teenage romance
It’s over for Christmas cakes

[Anonymous No.]

>>46720258
>28 year old salamander still wants her dream rival

[Anonymous No.]

>>46720265
28 is still young

[Anonymous No.]

>>46720265
Nothing like getting “challenged” on a Friday night by a drunk mander OL on her way home from her weekly office bachelorette drinking party

[Anonymous No.]

>>46720004
>You need to physically overpower someone to be able to rape them.
Not according to u.s. law

[Anonymous No.]

>>46720269
Young? Yes.
Young enough to get a rival? No.
Unless that rival work at the same office and now you have to deal with your salamander co-worker fighting over everything and trying to be better than you.
At least management is happy with the "healthy competition"

[Anonymous No.]

>>46720273
I hope my bicorn GF is strong enough to protect me from the drunk OL salamander that just threw me a demon silver knife and told me to fight.
She would never fake losing and watch me get drunkenly raped

[Anonymous No.]

https://archive.4plebs.org/tg/thread/92657309

/tg/ is stealing our leaks now.

[Anonymous No.]

Nip smuggling is a lucrative business, y'know?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>46720339
I would kiss her in many places

[Anonymous No.]

I can't get dark elves off my mind.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46720315
Nice. Was wonder how long it would take

[Anonymous No.]

>>46720316
>nip smuggling
Enslaving Zipanguese monsters and selling them to unscrupulous single men. They got to choose their unwitting “owner” from a catalogue

[Anonymous No.]

>>46720374

[Anonymous No.]

>>46719695
>anubises left wondering why someone is posting egg cartons in the engineering games general

[Anonymous No.]

What do mg’s do to human women who stand up men on dates

[Anonymous No.]

>>46720004
>It really isnt.
It absolutely is.
>Most monsters could eaaily beat zhe shit out of you as long as they deem the force necessary.
Correct. Trick is, there's a wide gulf between being able to easily overpower someone and being so busted you crack the strongest bone in the human body by accident. Broken pelvises are the kind of thing you expect from a car crash or the elderly, and even then there are mechanisms to prevent it for MG when they don't deem the forvlce necessary. You know, like during sex.
>You need to physically overpower someone to be able to rape them.
Not true legally many places, not true in the MGE, and rape is usually more like "ravishing" anyway, more about being mentally or magically overwhelmed than straight bite the pillow rape.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46720444
Nothing. They comfort their new free husband to comfort with lap pillows

[Anonymous No.]

I'm not sure what to feel about balrog.
She just feel like a mix of vampire and dragon. Also it's nice to get some new world lore with the city bit, but I just don't like it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46720488
Balrog and Malef make sense if KC is still working on the game and plans to use them as major factions.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46720453
>ape is usually more like "ravishing" anyway,
Soft kitty paws gently forcing me to orgasm...

[Anonymous No.]

>>46720502
Oh well just add that to the pile then.
That game is never coming out. It's been like... 4 years? I honestly don't even keep up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46720512
Longer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46720506
Get beaned, idiot.

>>46720458
>Alone again on a Friday night?
Nefarious.

[Anonymous No.]

I wanna bully a Cheshire’s paw beans until she snaps and rapes me hard!

[Anonymous No.]

>>46720516
Christ. I wonder how much work has actually been done.
I wonder if it's pride or stubbornness that keeps him going.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Another high quality vampire image for you guys! Let me know what you think!
https://files.catbox.moe/12ue44.png

[Anonymous No.]

>>46720574
That combination of hair and outfit isn't doing it for me.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>46720574
Hiding her neck like that is suspicious. I bet she has hickeys.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>46720574
That fashion looks dhampireish, how scandalous.

[Anonymous No.]

Are you COOL enough to hang with the COOL cats?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46720722
unfortunately no. i dont even think ms Jinko knows i exists

[Anonymous No.]

>>46720722
Coff

[Anonymous No.]

>>46720722
Not even close. I'd just chill in Literature club with that fedora wearing tiger and Sensei.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46720666
I like to think that vampires that were not born vampires will be marked by having bite marks on their neck. Maybe its a weakpoint for them, kissing or even blowing across it is enough to make them melt.

>>46720683
This is normal vampire fashion. Its on the rage these days.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46720752
>fedora

[Anonymous No.]

>>46720758
Yes. Go on, tell me why I wrong so I know which specific form of autism to bully you for.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46720722
i dont see any cool cats.
I guess miss orange is pretty cool... but chesh?
dont make me laugh.

[Anonymous No.]

Mating with an echidna and rolling the child gacha!

[Anonymous No.]

>>46720722
I'm gonna go hang out with the wolves instead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46720766
I think you want to see the foreign students

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

had to delete one mg in order to fix the game which one would you choose?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>46720853
There're only two in the game, so flip a coin

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>46720722
No, I'm allergic to cats

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>46720958
Wait, that's illegal.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>46720976
Illegal or not, thats just how it is. Dumb kots make me all itchy

[Anonymous No.]

>>46721021
I will now rape her because of reasons!

[Anonymous No.]

>>46721027
Should I read this?

[Anonymous No.]

Fat fucking tails

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>POV: You went into that abandoned church on a dare

[Anonymous No.]

Pick a flavor.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46721065
just know that mask is covering up the fattest slimiest flatworm pussy known to man

[Anonymous No.]

>>46721077
Best. Dare. Ever.

>>46721089
Blue looks like the type to drain you dry and then make you a plate of eggs so she can do it again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46721077
it doesn't look that abandoned

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>46721077
I'm gonna join a fallen goddess church on a dare

[Anonymous No.]

>>46721128
Just don't drink the kool-aid.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Human boys belong to angel hags.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46721131
Well a bit late for that, they had a whole table full of kool-aid for the new members.
Should I be worried?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46720733 #
She does she is just too nervous to talk to you

[Anonymous No.]

>>46721143
Just try to remember the safe word once the aphrodisiacs kick in (you won't (not that you'd need it anyway)). Enjoy your new wife(s)!

[Anonymous No.]

>>46721139
>>46721160
Nah prbly jist think I'm a scrub

[Anonymous No.]

>>46721131
tastes like purple

[Anonymous No.]

>>46720722
YES

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Where do I go in Wonderland to meet meaty hag trumparts?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46720488
Compared to vampires and dragons, I like that they have a specific role to play, a role they played even before the current era, that of controlling volcanoes. Further, they have that interesting side of being the source of the energy that drives all the work in their cities, even though they themselves mostly goof off, and that everyone in the city is aware that at any time they can exert the full authority their power grants them by taking it all back within themselves. It all feels more developed for a specific society than the general vampire nobility or dragon pride.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46720574
Were it not for the red eyes and garish clothing she wouldn't even be identifiable as a monster.

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>>46721325
Sweets shops obviously.

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>"Humans shouldn't have rights."

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Kot pits

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Hound pits

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>>46715949
No. There is mention of horse racing and Inazuma style soccer by DL and her family.

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>>46721467
I don't see any mention of it.

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>>46721429
I prefer the hound abs

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>>46721429

I'll give you ab mt id you tube domecgold

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How do I prevent a Danuki from findomming me?

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>>46721355
>It all feels more developed for a specific society
Honestly, not a good thing.
MGE cities tend to be kind of bad when they get too specific.
It's better just to give some vague idea of how it works and let people fill out the blanks themselves so everyone can get theirs.

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>>46721471
It's KC twitter posts iirc. And by your own standards your idea is also not mentioned.

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>>46721520
not that anon but he just mentioned them.

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I'm sad because I will never be able to date a Lilim, it's statistically impossible, there are only a little over one hundred of them and most of them are already married or have found some guy. I'd have to just settle for a run of the mill Succubus or Demon, Lilims are too rare and out of my league...

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>>46721524
I believe by mention he means the books talking about it.

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>>46720512
>>46720516
>>46720546
Well for myself, Im annoyed by the wait but I'm not paying Patreon so ultimately it never coming out doesn't bother me. As long as future books or lore keeps getting released.

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>>46721530
You are replying to a shitposter. He gets the simplest things wrong on purpose.

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>>46721131
I drank whatever what was in the altar chalice.

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>>46721131
I drank whatever was in the altar chalice.

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>>46721559
So what does happen when you drink the nun juice?

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Is It too late into the thread's life to post a new cat pic

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>>46721685
yes

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>>46721685
Le dicen la gata chata.

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>>46721685
Chesh I don't have the money...

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Spiky tongue blowjob

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>Default Cheshire Cat.jpg 1080p

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>>46721685
Nice cute chesh, a little bit too fat