>Long ago, when an oni found a human that they liked, they tempted that human into challenging them in any way the human desired. Should the human lose, they were abducted. She can abduct me anytime.

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Anonymous Fri Mar 19 03:19:10 2010 No.4670403 [Reply] [Original]

>Long ago, when an oni found a human that they liked, they tempted that human into challenging them in any way the human desired. Should the human lose, they were abducted.

She can abduct me anytime.

>>	CurryButt !CIELBE/jzM Fri Mar 19 03:19:10 2010 No.4670410 I'd challenge her to a sex-off.

>>	Necrobrotent Fri Mar 19 03:20:10 2010 No.4670413 I CHALLENGE YOU TO PRETEND DOCTOR!

>>	(☞ﾟヮﾟ)☞ BOOF ☜(ﾟヮﾟ☜) !AWEsomEEEE!!g4pQz5RFuPl Fri Mar 19 03:20:10 2010 No.4670418 File: 1.27 MB, 1750x1380, fadbc4d5f1bac84d98cba13f43257a73.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] she's mine, fuck off

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 19 03:21:10 2010 No.4670422 File: 114 KB, 642x900, b690883b81e759b9fda056b92fcb1d1d.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4670418 No, you fuck off. She belongs to me.

>>	CurryButt !CIELBE/jzM Fri Mar 19 03:21:10 2010 No.4670423 File: 32 KB, 442x480, 1257640098008.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4670418 But she's a woman, so it's not like 'being yours' would stop her from sharing the wealth with everyone possible.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 19 03:23:10 2010 No.4670430 Like both sides didn't exploit that for sex EVERY SINGLE TIME.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 19 03:24:10 2010 No.4670432 File: 197 KB, 643x800, 7464754.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4670418 >>4670422 Both of you fuck off.

>>	(☞ﾟヮﾟ)☞ BOOF ☜(ﾟヮﾟ☜) !AWEsomEEEE!!g4pQz5RFuPl Fri Mar 19 03:24:10 2010 No.4670434 File: 240 KB, 600x550, e3e090cb84fb1b7e4edf623d2189db88.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4670422 fuck you I called her first

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 19 03:25:10 2010 No.4670438 Challenge her to a fap-off, instant win?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 19 03:25:10 2010 No.4670440 >>4670434 I called your mother first.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 19 03:25:10 2010 No.4670437 File: 1.13 MB, 1120x840, redbeandanmaku.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Who can hold a setsubun longest?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 19 03:25:10 2010 No.4670435 File: 1.56 MB, 1417x1417, a47b25a64b43b3a8ad954f4b82595116.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I hope ZUN shows the other 2. He better do it before Touhou 20.

>>	(☞ﾟヮﾟ)☞ BOOF ☜(ﾟヮﾟ☜) !AWEsomEEEE!!g4pQz5RFuPl Fri Mar 19 03:26:10 2010 No.4670443 >>4670440 you can have her

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 19 03:26:10 2010 No.4670446 File: 379 KB, 600x700, yuugi74.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Normally armpit hair on a woman is bleh......but for some reason I do not mind it on Yuugi. Almost suits her.

>>	CurryButt !CIELBE/jzM Fri Mar 19 03:26:10 2010 No.4670447 File: 34 KB, 418x477, 1257292975554.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4670440 >>4670443 SHE'S MINE, FUCK OFF.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 19 03:27:10 2010 No.4670448 File: 269 KB, 800x715, 1226090903221.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I bet I can beat her at beer pong.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 19 03:28:10 2010 No.4670453 File: 788 KB, 821x1165, 8f7a17ca939928a8277092e280b496b5.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4670434 In your Mind. Since is the perfect woman for me.

>>	CurryButt !CIELBE/jzM Fri Mar 19 03:28:10 2010 No.4670455 File: 76 KB, 400x599, 126660637926531.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4670453 >perfect for me Yeah, not real because if she were she wouldn't even realize you existed.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 19 03:29:10 2010 No.4670459 File: 322 KB, 975x1000, yuugi57.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I want her to toss her head back and let that golden waterfall cascade over me.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 19 03:31:10 2010 No.4670469 >>4670459 You mean you want her to pee on you?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 19 03:31:10 2010 No.4670472 File: 32 KB, 257x255, Facepalm.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4670469 good lord

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 19 03:31:10 2010 No.4670468 File: 543 KB, 1087x1500, yuugi67.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 19 03:32:10 2010 No.4670474 File: 350 KB, 700x700, OfficialYuugiCheesecake.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4670437 I see what you did there, and you are a dirty cheater

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 19 03:32:10 2010 No.4670477 >>4670469 Yes!

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 19 03:34:10 2010 No.4670485 File: 289 KB, 800x1143, 1256607304880.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] mai husbando

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 19 03:34:10 2010 No.4670487 >>4670459 You have beaten her in a drinking contest. Your Liver is no more, you can barely stand and think and have about 1 hour to live. Was it worth it?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 19 03:35:10 2010 No.4670492 >>4670422 >>4670434 >>4670447 Don't worry, there's plenty of oni-slut to go around for everybody.

Anonymous Fri Mar 19 03:35:10 2010 No.4670496

>>4670469
I believe her was referring to her hair. Sometimes poetics refer to a woman's long hair as akin to a waterfall to river. Such as a woman with long, streaming, shiny black hair may get it referred to as "water in a December creek, just before the winter freeze stills it and locks it in". Get it?

>>	(☞ﾟヮﾟ)☞ BOOF ☜(ﾟヮﾟ☜) !AWEsomEEEE!!g4pQz5RFuPl Fri Mar 19 03:36:10 2010 No.4670498 File: 63 KB, 600x600, 1267258420695.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4670453 you couldn't come close to making her happy

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 19 03:36:10 2010 No.4670501 her skirt is transparent. i mean god damn, gigantic slut confirmed?

>>	CurryButt !CIELBE/jzM Fri Mar 19 03:36:10 2010 No.4670500 >>4670496 No, why would water ever be black, it's fucking transparent.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 19 03:37:10 2010 No.4670507 File: 182 KB, 350x494, 0f2003693e5bf6259ae164b0d5ac350f.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4670496 >"water in a December creek, just before the winter freeze stills it and locks it in" Oooooooooooooooooooooooooo......

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 19 03:37:10 2010 No.4670508 >>4670496 But you can't brush water. That's just silly talk.

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>>	(☞ﾟヮﾟ)☞ BOOF ☜(ﾟヮﾟ☜) !AWEsomEEEE!!g4pQz5RFuPl Fri Mar 19 03:38:10 2010 No.4670514 >>4670513 HONK

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 19 03:39:10 2010 No.4670516 File: 70 KB, 400x405, 1201581308915.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4670500 You obviously would fail in poetry. You're too much of a realist CurryFuck. You need to learn how to use some....

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 19 03:39:10 2010 No.4670519 File: 28 KB, 386x454, patchery gj.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4670496 >water in a December creek, just before the winter freeze stills it and locks it in If you weren't in her 'just friends' pool before, you are now.

>>	CurryButt !CIELBE/jzM Fri Mar 19 03:39:10 2010 No.4670517 File: 12 KB, 200x292, 1265593950207.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] My favorite thing about her is her tits. WHO WOULDA GUESSED

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 19 03:40:10 2010 No.4670520 File: 43 KB, 228x193, 4chan_1209527859466.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4670508 >But you can't brush water. That's just silly talk. That's not what your mother said last night.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 19 03:41:10 2010 No.4670523 File: 70 KB, 466x658, yuugi sex.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] But how is she in bed?

CurryButt !CIELBE/jzM Fri Mar 19 03:41:10 2010 No.4670524
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>>4670516
When I had to do creative style writing in highschool and college I just didn't turn in shit. I had otherwise perfect grades in English courses anyway, so it didn't matter.

But hey, I wrote Currypasta! That's full of imagination!

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 19 03:41:10 2010 No.4670527 File: 20 KB, 433x398, thumbs up bro.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4670519 Why? Oh that's right, women these days do not enjoy a poetic man. They just love brute ignorance. Carry on then chaps!

CurryButt !CIELBE/jzM Fri Mar 19 03:42:10 2010 No.4670528
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>>4670519
Also this. /jp/ knows I'm popular with the ladies, but it sure as hell ain't for being poetic and talking like a jackass about black water and freezing lakes and shit.

CurryButt !CIELBE/jzM Fri Mar 19 03:43:10 2010 No.4670532

>>4670527
Your mom knows plenty about that - except instead of brute ignorance she loves brute dickings.

You just mad and looking for an excuse to explain why you can't get any waifus - 'girls dont like me because I'm nice and smart and poetic! they only like the stupid jerks!' More like you're shit and a loser nerd.

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Anonymous Fri Mar 19 03:46:10 2010 No.4670550
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>>4670524
Let me guess you turned in something along the lines of, "And there I was! Strolling through the Sherwood forest when upon me came a dainty little fairy! She spoke to me in an olde english way full of garblygook. "Tis hath arisen!", she spoke and then took me by the penis and lead me to a most fabulous sword set upon in a marble slab. "No hearty man could nigh pull thine sword from its slumber!", she doth spoke wearily. Then I nutted on her face, got the cockroaches under control and set about stopping those ants from starting shit in the backyard.

>>	CurryButt !CIELBE/jzM Fri Mar 19 03:47:10 2010 No.4670555 File: 170 KB, 800x450, 1222547659004.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4670550 WAT

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 19 03:48:10 2010 No.4670564 File: 22 KB, 210x269, Jack Sparrow.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4670532 You seem to be a crest with such malevolence and harshness CurryFucker! LEt your own words be your undoing when we set sail this evening!

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 19 03:49:10 2010 No.4670569 >>4670550 Best laugh I have had in months. Think I'll go to bed now.

>>	(☞ﾟヮﾟ)☞ BOOF ☜(ﾟヮﾟ☜) !AWEsomEEEE!!g4pQz5RFuPl Fri Mar 19 03:49:10 2010 No.4670570 >>4670550 I AM PUTTING THIS ON A SHIRT

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 19 03:50:10 2010 No.4670571 oh come on guys. We have already a CurryButt the man every girl wants to fuck thread.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 19 03:50:10 2010 No.4670573 >>4670550 AHAHAHA Can't stop laughing.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 19 03:50:10 2010 No.4670574 File: 409 KB, 500x700, yuugi71.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] manly yuugi is manly

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 19 03:53:10 2010 No.4670588 >>4670435 I wonder if they're going to have three and four horns.

>>	(☞ﾟヮﾟ)☞ BOOF ☜(ﾟヮﾟ☜) !AWEsomEEEE!!g4pQz5RFuPl Fri Mar 19 03:53:10 2010 No.4670591 >>4670588 makes perfect sense

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 19 03:53:10 2010 No.4670590 File: 50 KB, 640x480, 4369607077ec3039d53d627c38c33c83.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4670550

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 19 03:55:10 2010 No.4670598 >>4670588 If that happens we know ZUN stole something again from /jp/

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 19 03:57:10 2010 No.4670616 File: 1.91 MB, 1705x1204, Yuugi_Wall.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Anonymous Fri Mar 19 04:00:10 2010 No.4670634
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It seems your feeble minds and have been torn asunder from thine mangled grammar skill passed down through the ages from the great seas of mythos. You all shall now gaze your eyes in wild wonder as I summon the hound, the bringer of impending doom, down upon your wretched souls for you all hath stolen thy ancient amulet and blackened thine hexed sarcophagus.

>>	CurryButt !CIELBE/jzM Fri Mar 19 04:02:10 2010 No.4670642 File: 105 KB, 339x338, 1223847653628.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4670634 >It seems your feeble minds and have been wat

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Anonymous Fri Mar 19 04:09:10 2010 No.4670676
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>>4670642
For thou hath seen the light! Serpent came to Eve from Tiamat, immortality was known by man! This foul CurryButt, look below upon him! Oh!....oh how dark he prays! He brandish the acrid sword, as sharp as his life! For he uses it to light the beacon through the embers of time....but what's this!? Great blood god Richard Soghthoth Simmons has cometh forth to LAYETH THE SMAKETH DOWNETH!!!!!!!!!!

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 19 04:13:10 2010 No.4670688 File: 294 KB, 1280x1024, 0fba3cad6ac2443736674864696e97db.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Uh, is it dead?

>>	Quagsire !BALDCFdFzA Fri Mar 19 04:14:10 2010 No.4670690 File: 329 KB, 500x600, 1255760736506.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4670418 >>4670422 >>4670432 There's more than enough Yuugi for everyone, gentlemen

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 19 04:53:10 2010 No.4670804 File: 467 KB, 863x1208, 1268417142318.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 19 07:29:10 2010 No.4671456 File: 826 KB, 676x955, 1263871895164.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 19 07:34:10 2010 No.4671474 "Challenging an oni to arm-wrestling" is an ancient Japanese expression meaning roughly "short term loss in favor of long term gain".

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 19 08:49:10 2010 No.4671763 after kidnapping she keeps you as her slave right? sounds better than what my life is now. better be a slave than chained in

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>>	HelenXonpool !a0yHhBwvus Fri Mar 19 14:46:10 2010 No.4673599 File: 428 KB, 600x675, yuugithebarbarian.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4671763 You will only be enslaved until you go in the stew.

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