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4669756 No.4669756 [Reply] [Original]

You get to be a Touhou, but you don't get any of the relevant powers, and you remain in the real world.

Which Touhou do you pick?

>> No.4669764

>You get to be a Touhou
Cool
>but you don't get any of the relevant powers, and you remain in the real world.
..Wat? what's the point then? do you just dress up silly?

>> No.4669762

Of course I pick Anonymous

>> No.4669771

>>4669764
Isn't that the main appeal?

>> No.4669777

Kaguya because of long, perfectly straight black hair.
I love that Japanese hair.

>> No.4669779

>don't get any of the relevant powers,

so basically you just get to be the little girl?

I'm_okay_with_this.jpg

>> No.4669789

Mystia, if you don't flap your wings when you fly, you mind as well not have them.

>> No.4669793
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>>4669779

Or the not-so-little girl, depending which you pick. Image related.

>> No.4669796

Rinnosuke.
He doesn't have an ability, so nothing of value is lost.
He does, however, manage to run a shop visited by inhabitants of both worlds and stay in business. He's got some pro marketing skills.

>> No.4669816

mokou because immortalitits and I can be with kane

>> No.4669822
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>>4669777

This. I would then dress up in the standard outfit and cosplay at cons for the sole purpose of fucking with people.

>> No.4669825

>>4669816
>immortal

You don't get their powers, sorry. You wish.

>> No.4669846

Turning into a little girl would cause way too many logistical problems to have any appeal.

>> No.4669891

>>4669846

It'd work if you could get a bit of history-rewriting. I.e. rewrite history such that you did everything that you did, except that you were said character of your choice.

>> No.4669899

>>4669846
Like what?

>> No.4669926

Become Orin
Market for Wendys
???
Profit

>> No.4669932

>>4669926
"Would you like a corpse burger?"

>> No.4669956
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>>4669899
Birth certificate, social security and identification cards, fingerprints, etc.

I'd love to be a little girl, but the past needs to be altered first.

Unless I try to come out to the world as an adorable little girl that used to be a boy, earning money by getting paid for experiments and tests for validation.

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>> No.4669970

>>4669956

Then let's assume the past has been altered appropriately to avoid identityfuck.

>> No.4669977

Youmu

You get to be the little girl but also get myon and other half ghost goodies.

>> No.4669986
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4669986

The only one that doesn't have wings, fangs, or other inhuman attachments, while still being the most cute.

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>> No.4670000

>>4669956
I would be so ecstatic to fully have the body of a young girl, I wouldn't care about any of that. It would be worked around somehow, those details are minor.

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>>4670000
Fair enough, but I'd be worried about people throwing rocks at my wings.

>> No.4670026

>>4669956

I've often thought about the exact same thing.

>> No.4670036

>>4669816
Who the fuck is Kane?

>> No.4670055

>>4670026
Glad I'm not the only one.

I don't really know what kind of tests I could get paid for that didn't involve pain. Probably blood samples to insure I didn't have diseases...but they could just as well force me to give blood else face kidnapping and secret imprisonment as a test subject for the rest of my life.

>> No.4670059

Just claim you have amnesia and can't remember who you are

POOF BRAND NEW LIFE

>> No.4670084

Cho-Marisa.

>> No.4670093

>>4669970

I'd just continue doing everything as normal then.

I'd probably get a shitload of weird looks for combining "beautiful girl" with "awesome programmer" though, since that's about as common as natural green hair.

>> No.4670123

>>4669970
Shanghai?

>> No.4670164
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4670164

Figs dolls, it's all cool man.

>> No.4670227
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Eh, at first I thought of just picking one of the most normal Touhous in the series anyway and going with Renko.

Then I thought of Kaguya. Kaguya.

>> No.4670244

Yuugi. I'd emasculate any potential suitor with my FOREHEAD GENITALIA

>> No.4670259

Unzan

>> No.4670295

I'd be Da-ze.

>> No.4670305
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4670305

Utsuho. Even without the powers I'd kill for a cape like that.

>> No.4670313
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4670313

There is only one path for me.

>> No.4670420
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>> No.4670426
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4670426

I'd be Yukari. Dem tits, man, dem tits.

>> No.4670456
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4670456

Is that so.

>> No.4670461
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>>4670426
Yeah, they were quite the pair when she was younger...

>> No.4670464
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>>4670456
AAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRCCCCCCCCCCCCCC

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>>4670464


where all the fried human at

>> No.4670483

>>4670461

But Yukari is 17!

>> No.4670486

>>4670461
Lies and slander. Yukari is a supple young lady.

>> No.4670489

>>4670481
you're too moe sometimes, arc

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4670494

Do I get to keep the ears?

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>>4670486
Okay, it's true. I lied. She is a supple young lady; a very, very young lady.

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>> No.4670552

Hmm.

Patchy:
Pros: Boobinite
Cons: Out of shape, asthma

Kaguya:
Pros: Awesome hair
Cons: Out of shape NEET

Mokou: Awesome hair
Cons: None

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4670599

Eirin of course. Not only would I have fabulous hair and look sexy as fuck, but I'd also go into medicine and be able to retire at an early age due to some miracle drug I made up.

>> No.4670604
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4670604

I'd have to be Marisa.

Pros : Healthy
Short
Dat flat chest
Awesome hair

Cons : When not dressed up right, probably seems a lot like "just another girl"

>> No.4670611

>>4670604

IT'S DA-ZE.jpg

>> No.4670615

>>4670599
Hmm... Is vast knowledge considered a power?

>> No.4670618

>>4670604
>Healthy
>flat chest

I don't think that means what you think it means.

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>>4670615

Probably, at least in Eirin's case.

At the very least I would want to retain some of the medicine she has come across already (such as the Hourai elixer). I mean, if other people get to keep wings and whatnot I don't see why I can't use what she has already made.

>> No.4670656

eirin

I'd also go out during nights and ask random group of faceless guys to rape me

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