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[Anonymous No.]

touhoes whose ass your pretty sure you could beat?

For me, Its Satori. I can just imagine her coming at me like she's going to talk his way out of the imminent ass whooping and then I just pounce and start fucking wailing on her. I'm pretty sure I could put her smug face 6 feet under, no contest

You?

[Anonymous No.]

is this a fetish thing

[Anonymous No.]

>>46649687
I don't know man, she got impaled (or shot through, I forget which) and got better after a nap.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46649711
No, I think it's a man thing.

My voice goes to Reimu. All her attacks are spiritual, and I am just literally bigger and stronger than her. Not that I'd really want to, and maybe she could fuck me up a bit with her gohei, but as far as I care that's her only physical weapon. The needles are clearly spiritually summoned.

[Anonymous No.]

If a jaypee anon were a 2hu I would beat their ass

[Anonymous No.]

>>46649687
Fairies expect maybe clownpiece
Akyuu and kosuzu
Maribel and Renko
Shinmy but only if she doesn't have her hammer and is small

[Anonymous No.]

>>46649687
>touhoes whose ass your pretty sure you could beat?

Every average /jp/ wristlet could easily overpower and beat the fucking crap of every touhoe except Yukari/Keine/Remilia/Flandre/Sagume/Yuyuko/Suika (bullshit powers), Yuugi(oni strength), Meiling/Kasen/Ichirin/the himes (trained in combat), Utsuho (retard strength), Urumi/kagerou/Yachie/Saki/Yuuma/Shou (beast strength) and Nemuno/Byakuren/Eirin/Junko/Kanako (mommy strength)

[Anonymous No.]

>>46649763
>I am just literally bigger and stronger tha-

[Anonymous No.]

>>46649975
Spiritual being, does not count.
To me that gohei is a literal stick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46649992
>To me that gohei is a literal sti-

[Anonymous No.]

>>46650000
Nope. Just a stick. Last time I checked shrine maidens were still technically human and had appropriate strength.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46649992
Actually, Reimu's arsenal is confirmed to destroy purely physical objects as well as spiritual beings. Reimu could whoop your ass in 300 different ways.

[Anonymous No.]

kuso thread

[Anonymous No.]

>>46654509
You are tsundere

[Anonymous No.]

none, even wriggle and three fairies of light could probably kick my ass

[Anonymous No.]

>>46655445
Believe in yourself. You could probably beat Kosuzu or at least Akyuu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46655445
I think you could kick the shit out of Sumireko

[Anonymous No.]

>>46655445
Wriggle here
True!

[Anonymous No.]

>>46656973
Hello Wriggle, is this true?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46649687
I don't care what anyone says I could definitely take any of the Touhou cast. Infact I'll bet you I can take on Yukari , Okina and Kanako at the same time and Im willing to prove it

[Anonymous No.]

>>46658024
>I refuse
I'd beat up Wriggle and then have my way with her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46649975
>>46650000
damn, I want angry reimu to beat me up

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>>46649687
I would say Kogasa, but I wouldn't dare damage a hair on her head. She is a precious girl.
>>46649763
Raymoo's got needles, all she's gotta do is give you a long distance scrotum piercing and you're done for.

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>>46649763
theyre smithed by kogasa, retarded secondary. by the way, lots of small pointy needles aka flechettes are very effective against personnel, just ask the US military.