Monster Girl Thread

[Anonymous No.]

You will be floofed.

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[Anonymous No.]

>Fluff fluff fluff fluff fluff fluff fluff
>GET FOXED GET FOXED GET FOXED GET FOXED GET FOXED

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>>46607444
1-800-mofu? they cant have my brand

[Anonymous No.]

What happens after you touch cow?
Did it right now

[Anonymous No.]

Fox sex

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>>46607467
You let her touch you back.

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Reminder that you belong in the pit of scorpions.

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I dunno about you guys but I love monster girls.

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Bird up!

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>>46607444
>mofu monday
>tofu tuesday
>wicked-scheme wednesday
>tail-hug thursday
>fox friday
>seal-peel saturday
>soulfire sunday
fox forever

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>>46607513

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>>46607519
But not zero.

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>>46607513
the rookery will be overflowing with bird

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>>46607513
source\??

[Anonymous No.]

Bird sex....

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>>46607519
it's a miracle

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>>46607586
she looks like she wants to commit a crime

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>>46607592
It's not a crime if he cums inside

[Anonymous No.]

I can listen to her all day every day.

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>>46607679
ms greenworm don't stop

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I went to the farm the other day and looked over the fence at the Holstaurs, the Chicken harpies, the Goat girls, P'orcs and the Mule Centaurs in their stables and laughed at them because they're all trapped in there and can't get out, they're just a bunch of braindead livestock who have no rights LOL, some of them got really sad. Then I went home like a chad.

God it feels good to be a human chad (ruler of society and civilization and the entire world btw) and not a dumbass Monster which only exists for us human masters to domesticate and enslave and turn into livestock and tools meant to serve us. We win so hard bros.

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>>46607697
This, so much this. We can't stop winning over dumb Mamono. Look at this Hellhound I just tamed, she thought she was gonna be the boss of me until I put her in her place.

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>>46607697
you can tell a virgin dragon made this post

[Anonymous No.]

Goodnight Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember that jinkos and grizzlies go out to wrestle in the woods.
You can watch their matches if you sneak out.

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>>46607761
bet all on jinko

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>>46607775
A bold move to make.
Jinko isn't normally an option

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>>46607720
>wears the leash in public and acts obedient to hubby
>hubby wears the leash in private and gets raped sore
Hellhounds are always a "Do you feel in charge?" moment

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Dead

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>>46607861
good

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[Anonymous No.]

How can you be sure you haven't fallen for, or are falling for, a fox's scheme?

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How to punish thieving maus?

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Milking a tanuki for all she's worth (non-monetary) and then the ensuing tiddy kneading/forced eat-out aftercare

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>>46607967
Cheese confiscation.

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>An average Metropolitan MGC

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>>46608021

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>>46608024
>Faerie and her incubus hubby

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>>46608028
Okay, thats enough AI posting for today. I'd say Work-at-Home is a common thing many people do in Metropolitan Monster Girl Cities.

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>>46607444
we /alg/ now

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>>46608021
>>46608024
>>46608028
>>46608032
>AI slop
Gross.

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>Gee, I sure do wish I had a large, soft, fluffy object to brush.

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>tfw no fox wife to see me off to work
how do i attract one of these elusive creatures?

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>>46608098
You're gonna need lots of tofu...

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You're walking along in the forest when suddenly you encounter a wild tribal Werecat. She tells you she's hungry and asks for something to eat.

What do you give her?

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>>46608226
Start unzipping my pants, duh

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>>46608235
Anon, she meant REAL food, like tuna or trail mix or something. You will disappoint her greatly and she will leave...

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>>46608249
>Prefers meat
and I offered her my meat, what's the problem?

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>>46607513
Wait a minute, is that harpy some kind of martial arts master?
What do bird martial arts look like?

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>>46608258
Anon... not that kind of meat...
You don't want to get it chewed up, do you?

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>>46608226
I have tuna cans, I can exchange them for goods or services. So, what does she have?

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Continuing on from the previous thread. I made page 2.
nsfw wip
https://catbox.moe/c/zql8cn

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>>46608297
Kill yourself.

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>>46608297
Nice

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>>46608297
I would trust her with my name if you know what i'm saying.

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Which is worse?
Getting called cringe by a cheshire or by a pyrow?

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>>46608502
Actually being cringe.

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>>46608502
Pyrow because I can shut down a chesh easily with my dick but I have no interest in pyrows.

[Anonymous No.]

How should I ask out the dragon delinquent?

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>>46608588
Just ask her out? The worst she can say is no.

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>>46608588
Write her a romantic poem, seal it in a letter and leave the letter in her shoes

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>>46607444
How realistic do you want your monstergirls to be?

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>>46607468
I keep seeing her on /r9k/ desu

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>>46607550
Mizone's new eromanga series. Translated by fakku and can be downloaded on sukebei

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>>46608679
>not MGE
get out

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>>46608683
Ew you read that garbage?

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>>46608639
>”You!? Date me!? You!? HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAA”
>”HEY EVERYONE! Anonymous here asked me out, didn’t you? And here’s my answer:”
>”I’d sooner eat out a satyros that ran 5 miles on a humid day”
>She leans in real close and whispers
>” I expect you to pick me up at 7 and you better fucking take me to that gelato place run by that glacies that wears cowprint all the time. And I swear to the Demon Lord if you don’t fucking show I will break your front door down and ride you till you see Chief God “

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>>46608713
Nope, she can fuck off, I have a noose to tie now.

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>>46608709
Not really, I just assume it's not MGE since it's not mentioned anywhere in the name.

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>>46608723
What the fuck are you on about?

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You're not sure if this is a quirky Japanese Highschool Girl/"Gyaru" or a vampire boldly out in the open in broad daylight.

>"But vampires die in direct sunlight."

This might be a higher vampire who's resistant to sunlight unlike her lowly lesser blooded kin, you're gazing upon. Be careful.

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It would be inefficient and generally an unwise idea to lose to beast mamono. You'd have to vacuum the house like ten times as often.

[Anonymous No.]

Say something nice about my wife (plural).

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SEX. SEX WITH MONSTERS.

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>>46608824
Good to see someone remembers her(plural).

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>>46608713
Wow what a bitch. Her love life definitely ain't going anywhere

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Remember it doesn't matter how much self control your wife has or how mature she seems to be, a dog will always be a dog

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I want to feed my hatter wife jaffa cakes mouth to mouth

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>>46608892
I bet she can't catch it. She's not a good girl.
DISCLAIMER: do not say such things in real life to canine girls

[Anonymous No.]

My Lamia wife is digesting her meal for months now

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>>46608892
Tell her you'll call her a good girl and give her headpats if she catches it, she'll fold real quick

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Dead hours.

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>>46608086
more like /alp/

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Do we know how fast the change from monster to monstergirl happened after the DL took over. Was it an immediate change in all of the monstergirls or did it happen gradually. I imagine it was the second, similar to how women monsterize, but i wanted to confirm.

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>>46609235
Depends on how powerful the mana is. Dark Matter can more or less instantly transform humans for instance.

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>>46608960
For me its eating a jammy dodger off her tits

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>>46609260
I mean the monsters themselves. We know they were monsters at one point in history, and then monstergirls at another. I'm asking about what details we know of what happened in that moment in betweeen.

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>>46609298
Physically I think they all changed at once.
Mentally, the less powerful ones probably changed their attitudes quickly.
The stronger and more evil ones would have had strong inhibitions against doing bad things, but probably a lot of hold-over arrogance and venom still against humans. At least until they meet their husbands.

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Mad hatter eats spotted dick

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Anon eats tea cake

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I'm allergic to mushrooms.

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I hear miss hatter used to be the quite the adventurer back in the day.
Don't know how considering I doubt her ass fits in any armor.

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>>46609336
But do we know or have any hints about how it happened?

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>>46609472
She had a killer hipcheck on her.
Not to mention an OHKO on any opponent who happened to be lying down.

[Anonymous No.]

Post Provocative images of the 'wock

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>>46609508
Some drawfag needs to draw wock in a wok

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>>46609508
I want a provocative image of your favourite monster in return

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>>46609495
>"Ara ara, those are bold words from someone looking to be my new seat~"
The answer is she was Rogue and had a smaller rear due to fewer tea times.

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>>46609540
I don't have mamono folder on my office pc

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>>46609565
not getting any promotions like that

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>>46609562
If a hatter rogue (probably wearing a wide fedora like carmen sandiego if she's a rogue) said that to me I would fold like a deck chair.
I love hatter so much.

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>>46609594
Listen, she would need an outfit like that.
After all, a hatter cannot just be stealthy, she must be stealthy in style.

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>>46609601
>Be high ranking officer/noble in order territory
>Surrounded by guards and far away from any of those mean old monsters
>Free to do all those evil, single, order male things you love to do safe in the comfort that no monsters could ever get you
>Retire to your room one night only to find a hatter rogue sitting at your table, sipping on a cup of tea, wearing a distinguished outfit with a refined but cheeky smile on her face
>"Ah. My target. How lovely. Won't you join me for some tea? Please, take a seat - I know I'll be taking mine. ~"

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Enough plaps will make any undead feel warm and alive again

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>>46609646
Skilled, Sultry, and always able to get her prize, the only risk of a Hatter Rogue is if you hire her.
Mostly as she'll retire once she finds her ultimate prize....or she'll 'turn' on you.

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>>46609475
Different regions had ot differently
Flex your own creative bone in the brain a little

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>>46609756
>Different regions had ot differently
I don't think that makes much sense, unless you mean her mana had to propagate and different regions got hit at different times, and with different strenghts, so monsterizing monsters would be similar to monsterizing women. I do think that is the most sensible option.
I'm just asking if there is any canon about that specific aspect, nothing more.

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>>46609751
>Says she wants to 'renegotiate' the terms of her contract to you
>Wants more freedom to steal things outside of what you tell her to
>Say you don't have a problem with that, only to be cut off by her kissing you right on the lips
>Tastes sweet, and a little like tea
>Completely violates your mouth for a good few minutes until you're a spore-ridden mess
>Only able to stand thanks to her holding your hand and propping you against her boobs
>"Just stealing a kiss, darling."
>Nips your ear while moving your hand to grope her doughy ass
>"And now you've given me a taste, I'm going to steal a whole lot more."
>Brain starting to fry from horniness and spores
>Slowly, gently lowers you to a laying position
>Last thing you remember before her body steals your very sanity itself is her massive, vision engulfing ass slowly lowering towards your face
hatter my wife. I wish there were more stories of her.

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>>46609827
>cosplay ears

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>neighbor gets foxed
>stays in his house for a whole months doing nothing but fucking his wife nonstop
>whole town becomes a mamono realm and property values sink
fuck you bill

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Standing sex with a loli Lich while she's levitating and every fat deposit on her body jiggles in zero-g with each plap

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>>46609854
>"Your virginity, your hand in marriage, oh there is so much I can steal from you dear husband."
>After this night the phantom thief vanishes, alongside some noble and all of his cash.
>No one is ever able to piece together the relation between these two events.
>Years later a new, similar thief brings whispers that she's returned.
>Its actually your daughter.

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>>46608824
A one girl "harem" with multiple body types and zero drama is a wonderful thing.

>>46608892
>A dog will always be a dog
A good girl will always be a good girl, this is fine. Great, even. Please be sure only to give her vigorous scritches and make her do the leg thing only in private, however. It's embarrassing.

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>>46609967
this is nice. now that's she's retired the only thing she's stealing is minutes off my morning when she wants to cuddle for longer in bed. thank you.

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>>46609959
anal angel

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>>46609926
>whole town becomes a mamono realm and property values sink
monster mana truly solves all problems of the modern world. fuck the housing bubble.

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>>46610014
I will never forget those days of fucking around on /a/ discussions with that doujinshi, before 2012 elections and traps were ok in 4chan

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>>46609999
Truly a master thief that has acquired a the greatest prize of all, (you)

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>>46609926
If portals open I think I would be glued to my monster wife until she gets bored of it
https://files.catbox.moe/v237p6.webm

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>>46609926
Wait until the kits reach puberty at 9, that's when things get even more fun

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Post monstergirls in cool armor.

[Anonymous No.]

The German word for "dream" is "Traum"
The German word for "nightmare" is "Alptraum"
Really makes you think.

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what kind of derogatory terms do monster use for humans? humie? mortal? boy? some species probably have their own unique ones too.

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>>46610314
>humie
I hate that word with all my souls since I had to deal with some warhammertards in college back in 2011, Jesus Christ, the hate on /tg/ is totally justified, they deserve every bit of hate they get

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>>46610311
The original spelling was actually Albtraum, meaning Alb(elf) Traum(dream).
Really makes you think.

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>>46609973
>Be you, faithful human husband with even more faithful anubis wife
>Cleansing yourself for the evening's activities as usual when your wife walks in.
>"I know this is short warning, but this is formal notice that I've reduced tomorrow's Lego time by two minutes to allow for two minutes of 'THAT' his evening."
>Ah, yes, THAT.
>"Two whole minutes?"
>"Today was both especially productive and stressful! It's deserved! Do you object?"
>Like hell you do
>Enter your chambers to find her barely dressed as expected
>As you approach she assumes the position, lying on her back with her BIG MEATY PAWS resting on her shoulders
>You flip the hourglass, straddle her hips, take her ear in one hand and rest the other on her sensuous belly
>"Is there a good girl here?" You ask as you gently stroke. "Who's a good girl?"
>"I-I suppose am..."
>Feels good to know you're one of only four people allowed to call her a good girl, and neither the pharaoh or her parents do it quite like this. You don't know why she resists when you both know she loves it, but you're having none of it.
>"Noooo, tell me who'sh a good girl. Is it you? Are yoooou a good girl?" You rub with more vigor to make sure she gives the right answer
>"It'sh me! I'mma good girl!"
>"Yesh you are! You're my favorite little nooby!"
>You increase the intensity and find the sweet spot on her hip
>"I'MMA GOOD GIRL! I'MMA GOOD-AAHHH!"
>Her leg starts thumping and her whole body wags in time with the furry dog swisher smacking you in the calves. Her eyes lose focus and she unashamedly let's that long tongue hang out while she pants
>The last grain of sand tumbles down and you slow your loving ministrations, allowing her a moment of bliss before you pat her thigh.
>"My turn!"
>Without a moment of hesitation for pride or giving orders, she immediately flips over and presents her ass, tail already wagging again
>Damn, you love good girl sex
Man's best friend, man's best wife.

[Anonymous No.]

trash.

[Anonymous No.]

The dogfuckers are getting out of hand.

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Being chased through an eastern forest setting in the dark of night by a crazed yandere Hebi wielding a sharp wakizashi with a white kimono stained red from blood after she stabbed a Karakasa Obake simply because you talked to her in town earlier, which is something Hebi only noticed because she's stalking you everywhere! And no matter how far you run, she just doesn't stop coming, swearing that she will "unite" with you by catching and never separate again, and manically chanting that not even death will do either of you apart, implying she's got some kind of insane murder suicide planned once you're in her clutches! Evil Hebi! Crazy Hebi! Insane slasher Hebi! You don't want to get caught by her bloodstained scales!

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>>46610402
We're gonna need a heel hound to teach them "paw" or "shake." That should get them back in hand.

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>>46610391
Don't be so hard on yourself, onii-chan

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>>46610414
How can you say you love Hebi if you aren't willing to depart the land of the living with her and embark on a journey to eternal matrimony across the Sanzu river?

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>>46610444
I don't say that because I don't love Hebi. Hebis are bad and I hate them.

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I love hebis. Hebis are good and I love them.
Hebis are good.
Hebis are lovely.
Hebis are great.
Love hebis.

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NO HEBI DON'T DO IT DON'T BREAK MY LEGS WITH THAT SLEDGEHAMMER I PROMISE I WON'T TRY TO ESCAPE THE SHRINE'S PANTRY YOU KEEP ME PRISONER IN AGAIN PLEASE NOOOOO-

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Ah... phew. You scared me there hebi. You were just demolishing the kitchen wall to make it an open-plan kitchen. You and your interior design! Rock on, DIY hebi!

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>>46608666
No, but nice Satan trips.

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Tell Miss Hebi I'm sorry, but I just can't handle the pressure of being stalked. I'm gonna go move to the other side of the world because I need my privacy.

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>>46610614
Stop RPing

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>*Boings your path*

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>>46610681
We really need a latenight drawing of her.

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>>46610735
Has he been drawing as of lately? The last of him i remember is the fairy drinking creativity.

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>>46610681
Can I have my path sproinked instead?

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>>46610757
>We'll paint a happy little bottle here, half-full of booze. Now let's paint him a friend.

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>>46610813
>We don' mek mishtakesh, we mek happy lil' *bweeeeh*

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>>46610835
She is a beautiful little mess you can hold in your hands.

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>>46608297
And finally page 3

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>>46610922
It turns out heavy tits and ass weren't aerodynamic.

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>>46610681
admin she's doing it sideways
Like a SPEED DEMON

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>>46610757
I haven't seen him active here or in any of the discords since around the writing contest. I hope he's well. With any luck he's just taking a break and is still around.

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>>46610681
Plant smells good.

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Not my preference to be sabbath'd but if it comes to it I'd like Henrietta to take me

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>>46611047
plant stink.

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>>46611052
>zankuro

[Anonymous No.]

World war Z but with monster girls

[Anonymous No.]

Summer is coming. Have you stocked your freezer with ice cream for wurmy?

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>>46611226
Wurmy ate all my bricks and broke down my wall, she doesn't get ice cream

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>>46611052
I wish Zankuro drew more anal

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>>46611217
>World getting taken over by zombie hordes
>Meanwhile I'm just trying to teach them how to play table top games and killing time.
That being said, the most annoying part would be trying to do my daily runs.

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>>46611236
Wurmy just wants to be your friend and share ice cream with you. You wouldn't make her cry, would you?

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>>46609973
>A one girl "harem" with multiple body types and zero drama is a wonderful thing.
what would you think of the reverse one body with the mind of multiple girls. maximum drama.

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>>46611269
But what if the only potion that can cure my wurm-fever is brewed using the tears of a wurm?

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>>46611279
Real Chimera hours

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>>46611279
I'd drag her kicking and screaming to the nearest flayer if I had to. That or avoid her if we weren't married, I guess.

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>>46611297
>cure my wurm-fever
Why would you want to do that? You should take her out on the dance floor and boogie-woogie like it's 1940 instead.

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>>46611320
Because while wurm-fever isn't dangerous to humans, if I have wurmlings with wurmy they might get wurm-fever from me, and end up being extra wurmlike.

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>Wurm Fever
Thought to spread by close proximity to wurms. Common symptoms include happiness, spontaneous laughter, dancing, and strong cravings for sweets and baked goods. Symptoms often decrease with time, but once the final stages of the condition are reached it is generally considered permanent.
If you or a loved one are suffering from Wurm Fever, please consult your nearest Eros chapter about treatment options.

[Anonymous No.]

If humans don't belong to dragons then why are they small enough to fit perfectly snugly between their wings when hugging them?

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>>46611401
If dragons aren't meant to belong to humans, why are they strong enough to protect them and big enough to snuggle them?

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>>46611372
I said "Doctor, ain't there nothin' I can take?"
I said "Doctor, to relieve this wurmy ache"

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>>46611458
Anon shouldnt have said that he was a virgin that loudly

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>>46611458
Holy sameface.

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>>46611469
That's chinese gacha for you

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>What do you think you're gonna accomplish with these interviews? You think someone in the Order is gonna read it and come after me?
>Fuck no. They want me here. They're glad I'm here. Because if I wasn't, they might have to come try to stem the tide.

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>>46611513
Unbelievably based

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new sitcom just dropped

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>>46611582
sponsored by big dairy

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>>46611582
I think they're sponsored by Holstein Works

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>>46611617
Now that also Minos and other bovines are in the business the surplus revenue really helps funding all this propaganda

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>>46611649
Everyone always talked about if the cows would rise up.
Not what would happen when they did.

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>>46611649
I love milk
https://files.catbox.moe/xjx42l.jpg

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Today i will remind them.

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>>46611704
the watermelon seeds...
she lives dangerously.

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>>46611710
You joke, but my troll friend nearly died that way.

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Haha, hellhound bitch stink in my bed

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>>46608297
>>46610922
Are you an oldfag who hasn't been here in a long time or a new drawfriend, your artstyle is unfamiliar.

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>>46611796
Haha, human chewtoy stink in my bed

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>>46611799
I think it's that guy who drew a few fairy hybrids in the past, not sure if he had a nickname.

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>>46611796
>>46611830
Human men were made for hellhounds.
Hellhounds were made for human men.

A perfect match!

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(You) should buy one of those Kikimora brides you see ads for on shady websites!

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>>46611867
>Anon asks for a classy, Polish kiki who is devout and gentle
>Anon gets a rugged, Russian kiki from Siberia who is stern and domineering

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>>46611897
Classic Kikis are Polish
ProtoKikis come from Siberia

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>>46611867
I would, but I'm worried about identity theft and MAIDS.

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>>46610757

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>>46611963
He lives

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anons, i know this isn't a good thread to ask, but i don't wanna shit up the board with a single question cause it's quite rude

what would be some good names for the following character archetypes?
>himecut kuudere perfect girl
i thought something something sakura or nadeshiko since it's from perfect woman, but feels too obvious
>run of the mill schoolgirl
no idea here really
>loli demon brat
needs only a name,
>a nerd schoolgirl with large glasses
somehow sakura also fits for me here for some reason
>yandere-ish school outcast
probably something with kuro in the name?

your assistance is greatly appreciated. also is there some sort of repository for naming characters in japanese? i know there's a whole art to that

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>>46611963
I hope both you and the fairy are doing well. That's a lot of creativity she's been drinking.

[Anonymous No.]

Man, is something on /jp/? Why are we dying so fast?

[Anonymous No.]

Did drawanon finish another request?

[Anonymous No.]

If you ever get a black eye, don't let monsters like Manticores see it or they'll use it as an excuse to bully you.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>46612314
What if I get pinkeye?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46612343
Locate a specialist from Greila's Sabbath.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46611963
It will come back eventually. Good to see you are alive and with us LN. Love your cute drawings.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46611963
It will never come back . bad to see you are alive and with us LN. not a fan of your cute drawings.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46612462
Guards, this bloodbag has lost his composure. Take him to the Bogey pit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46612474
what if bogey is freddy fazbear???

[Anonymous No.]

The undead are growing bolder.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46612583
>combining two of the most possessive monsters
You artists were so preoccupied with whether they could, they didn’t stop to think if they should.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46611963
literally me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46612594
Hey now, someone is going to be very happy with that combination. F O R E V E R.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46612604
>someone is going to be very happy
He won't have a choice.

[Anonymous No.]

>Wake up on MindFlayer-chan's therapy couch
>Go to say again that I don't really see why I have to be there
>Stop myself because I swear it looks like she's been crying
>Must be feeling kinda useless
I feel for her, she's a lovely lady and I know she only wants to help but I'm sure now that therapy is a waste of time. Just like talk to your bros, man, go for a run. Make a to-do list. It's easy.

[Anonymous No.]

What if I just approach a Ryu in her precious shrine and just grab her kimono and rip it right off and throw it on the ground before her? She won't know how to react to that.

[Anonymous No.]

What if I approach an anon in his precious shrine (his neet den/bed after work) and just grab his shirt and pull him into a hug? He won't know how to react to that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46612819
Based
>>46612883
Cringe

[Anonymous No.]

>>46612819
Lonely Ryu poster
>>46612883
Cheshire troll
>>46612909
Another Cheshire troll

[Anonymous No.]

>>46612944
Cheshire troll pretending to not be a Cheshire troll

[Anonymous No.]

Somewhere in MGC right now there is a lonely thousand year old Dragon lady sitting all alone and isolated in her house who has nothing to her name except the comfy sweater she's wearing and a lot of money surrounded by all the Werecats she keeps because she came a depressed cat lady, and she's crying into a pillow and coping over her continued loneliness and lack of a love interest. No matter what she does, she just can't find a human man who will love her, other monsters get them first or they just make fun of her for being a lonely dragon and laugh off her attempts at courtship. In fact, the werecats she keeps even conspire to take all the single males she has a chance with as well, further depriving her of love. Even a Cupid told her the other day that her chances were steep, if not nonexistent. She's got it in her head now that she will die alone.

She cannot be saved. You cannot help her.

[Anonymous No.]

Cheshire Troll hybrid?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46612982
Miss Ryu, this is why you hire Shirohebis to be your shrine maids. They make you look good in comparison. Kots make you seem, well, kinda nuts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46612819
>uh, uh, you brushed against my reverse scale so i get to rape you now
i'm starting to think they made all that stuff about reverse scales up

[Anonymous No.]

>When the hebi that starts stalking you finds out you're really interested in possessive lamias.

[Anonymous No.]

How about a yan elf who won't let you leave the forest

[Anonymous No.]

>>46612058
This is literally just off the top of my head and likely not great/real Japanese, but here we goooo
>Kaguya
>Chika
>Sophia (purposely not Japanese)
>Maru
>Yamoto

[Anonymous No.]

https://twitter.com/EcchiMoth/status/1779560881812074886
charisma, agility, constriction, venom, charmed voice, hypnotic eyes
the lamia toolkit seems too overtuned

[Anonymous No.]

>Hi, umm... is this the snake charming class?

[Anonymous No.]

hebi has a real cute outfit, but don't tell her I said that.
it's a good thing those pointy ears can't hear very well, right?

[Anonymous No.]

ms hebi gets sexual pleasure from flicking her tongue at you

[Anonymous No.]

>>46613215
That taken from VR chat? Where did the model come from?.

[Anonymous No.]

If I'm wrestling with a rapey wild Holstaur and she gets far enough that she's able to get her hands on my junk and squish it between her breasts, should I just give up or wait until she's distracted with the orgasm she'll wrench out of me and then run away while she's licking it up? It's not like she'll find me again after that. Cows don't track by smell, or at all.

[Anonymous No.]

I want a big strong snake lady

[Anonymous No.]

Just got a supposedly godly 9 tail fox to suck me off in the toilets for a 5 buck sloppy mclim cheese burger.
Now to go home and never see her again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46613285
Granted

[Anonymous No.]

Everyone likes to talk about monsters eating burgs, but which monster can make for you the best burg? I'm immediately disqualifying Kiki and Shog from the contest because Kiki will probably do some weird Slav shit like swapping out the onions and tomato for an entire beet and using salo instead of a beef patty, and Shogburgers much like vegan burgers don't count as a real burg.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46613249
VRLuce IIRC. It should be somewhere on his twitter.

[Anonymous No.]

Reminder to tell your Troll wife her hands are cute and her flowers are pretty

[Anonymous No.]

>>46613341
Lava golem fried on her stomach with volcano soil vegetables, lescatian cheese and her homemade relish and centaurradish is incredible.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46613341
>using salo instead of a beef patty
How dumb do you think Kikis are?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46608713
>think that she's a bitch because of her response
>idea
>get a special mana marker configured for [species: dragon, size: loli, strength: weak, magical aptitude: minimal], and a potion also brewed for those parameters from the local mage
>dont show up
>she breaks down my door, as expected
>she goes to knock me down for rape
>and then she stops with a shocked look on her face
>she can only stammer out a few words, acting like she's face to face with a truly despicable being
>i simply propose a deal: if she wants me, she'll drink the potion.
>she tries to say that she's not that desperate...
>mention how the rings on a dragon's horns can give you an idea of how old they are, i start counting.
>she grabs the potion, insults me, and downs it all in one gulp.
>pick her up after the potion finishes its work, she's growling
>first thing we're doing? showing her friends the new her.
>then we can go get some family food, kids dont need high end stuff

[Anonymous No.]

>>46611401
true. humans were BIOLOGICALLY DESIGNED for struggle-snuggles with dragons.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Can I get Chesh who'll do the whole "Meow Meow Meow Meow" song from the old pet food commercials?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46613492
You can't just smother strangers you pass by on the street with your breasts, even if you are two and a half feet taller than them. It's unethical.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46613528
Message received loud and clear, the shortstacks are on the hunt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46613492
>used condoms

[Anonymous No.]

Man, it is impossible to shower or take a bath anywhere near a Monster. They will always insist on bathing with you and if you let them they'll probably try something sly like asking you to get their back and trying to goad you into groping their ass or fat tits to lather them up with soap, if they don't try to jerk you off from behind themselves.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46613528
it's a customary greeting

[Anonymous No.]

>>46613492
Condoms are illegal

[Anonymous No.]

https://files.catbox.moe/nxikkp.jpg
Praise the Lord.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46613624
no soul therewithin

[Anonymous No.]

>>46613553
what's used about them?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46613632
>Does this unit have a soul?

[Anonymous No.]

You know the food was good because nobody died

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>46613071
It all makes sense now!

[Anonymous No.]

I want to playfully squeeze a Greenworm’s chubby belly while fucking her

[Anonymous No.]

>>46613757
Well CONSIDERED, Greenworm considerer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46607467
She milks you with her milkers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46613761
She’s not going to look so smug when she’s my wife and mother of five children

[Anonymous No.]

ms wonderworm is a lot of lady

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>46613799
I bet you don't even like trains yet you post them.

[Anonymous No.]

reminder that foxes are all closet perverts

[Anonymous No.]

>>46613778
How's that make her LESS smug, Anon? How?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46613819
Closeted?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46613757
coincidentally i just fapped to h manga panel that had belly fat grabbing

[Anonymous No.]

when you have to come up with a cover story because you dont want to tell your parents you met your gf while desecrating the tombs of ancient nobles

[Anonymous No.]

Why do foxes insist on me laying my head on their laps so they can clean my ears? I wouldn’t mind laying my head down but they always want to clean my ears while doing it no matter what

[Anonymous No.]

>>46613887
Never watch your wife do that--she's eating what she pulls out of your ears.

[Anonymous No.]

whats the name of that zombie girl?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>46613588
This succubus looks like she’d drag a boy kicking and screaming into the back of a van

[Anonymous No.]

>>46613927
Her second ascension is better

[Anonymous No.]

>>46613341
I'm voting for troll and sally. Troll grew, baked, and mixed her entire burger from scratch in the purest form of the word, has the highest of high quality ingredients and may have butchered the cow herself. She's not the best with meat, but she does at least okay.

Meanwhile, sally only eats vegetables when they're on a burger she has not yet been convinced that French fries aren't counted as vegetables so everything save the bun is kind of an afterthought. She's hyper-focused on the patty but she's one with the flame, knows her way around barbecue seasonings and makes the cooking process a bit of a show. This applies to most any kind of meat.

If the two of them ever team up they'd cook a burg good enough to make men jizz their pants.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46613351
>Troll husbands get giant incudicks just so their wives aren't insecure about not being able to give handjobs

>>46613890
That's fair, I wouldn't want her to see what I do with her tail brush when she isn't looking.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46607467
Holst carries you off to her stable so you can touch her some more.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Pretty sure /bag/ isn't out of images Anon.

[Anonymous No.]

People are just too mean to Miss Danuki. Like, if your area is getting too full of foxes for your comfort, she'll gladly help you find somewhere else to be as long as you pay her a fair rate to do it for you! Gosh, she's just such a nice lady.

[Anonymous No.]

>walking along outside one day when you look up and notice a clumsy Harpy smack her head on a tree branch and start falling
>she flaps her wings to break her fall but ends up landing right on top of you and trapping your face when you both tumble to the ground
>now you're getting a face full of her cameltoe
>she starts apologizing profusely and stammering

What do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46614178
"I AM BEING ATTACKED! I NEED A GOLIATH BIRD EATER TARANTULA ARACHNE TO SAVE ME!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>46614167
I mean, I want to hug a bushy tanuki tail.
It seems fun

[Anonymous No.]

>>46614178
Feast

[Anonymous No.]

>>46614178
>smack her head on a tree branch and start falling
I'd call a doctor. Most birds need to move rather fast to fly.

[Anonymous No.]

Summoning a demon has been covered but what items do I need to summon a houri or cupid?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46614178
Watch as my Hebi stalker appears to devour her for messing with me.

[Anonymous No.]

Don't you know an apparition is a cheap date?

[Anonymous No.]

Don't Wake the Others

[Anonymous No.]

>>46614243
Are there any mamono who are NOT cheap dates? Even the haughtiest dragon is likely to get all "breedy" with a little coaxing, and suddenly your expensive night out on the town turns into a death sentence. For your pelvis.

[Anonymous No.]

No, I will NOT have sex on the first date. I WILL make her WAIT until we're married. No, I will NOT let her rush the marriage either.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46614268
>"Oh my Anon, if you set foot through there they'll take you you know."
>"Deep down into the bowels of the earth wh-"
>'Do they have phone systems?'
>"...Excuse me?"
>'Do they....Have phone systems?'
>"No?"
>Just fucking open the door and get taken into the dark of the earth.
Its worth it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46611963
Ayyy. Glad you're still around. Make sure writefairy is eating healthy, she needs to stay healthy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46614309
Sooo... you'll wait a week then? Two?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46614338
Don't you worry about him. He's always talking like this with his pyrow best friend and she just keeps nodding along happily with their two daughters.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>He posted it again

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>46614108
>>46614367
>>46614401
Patch your bot, nigga

[Anonymous No.]

when you want to go adventuring but all the guild members are msgk

[Anonymous No.]

>>46614411

[Anonymous No.]

>You don't need antivirus if your PC destroys itself on a moment's notice

[Anonymous No.]

>>46614432
At least Gremlins would rap better for sure.

[Anonymous No.]

Milkcubus.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

I want a HeavenHound

[Anonymous No.]

>>46614441
>>46614436
Praise be to Hathor for these bountious women.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

What did she mean by this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46614436
As always Hagville dominating the dairy industry with all of their residents working on it

[Anonymous No.]

>>46614432
Grem-san, you can't just go building self-destruction functions into computers.
>"Oh yeah? Well what do you call deleting System32?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>46614475
Clearly somebody needs to break this monopoly.

[Anonymous No.]

Goodnight Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, go to Nuki-Mart Today, they have a special going on beds for wives of all sizes, ranging from Fairy to Ushi-Oni and Wurm.
Harem ones are on sale this week only!

[Anonymous No.]

>https://twitter.com/LookAtMyMeat1/status/1780425866406735956

Okay /jp/, since you all are upper level weebs with more knowledge and familiarity of Japan beyond anime and manga. Explain to me what is the horror in here? This looks and sounds more like an average doujin plot! Is this what I should imagine monster girl cinema be like!?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46614527
Can I try the bed before purchase?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>46614531
They have display models for testing in their private area
A staff member can even volunteer to show you the many benefits of the models and potentially open up a special deal for you

[Anonymous No.]

>>46614530
why do you type like that

[Anonymous No.]

>>46614535
Why do you reply to it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46614532
I'd normally post my selection, but they're both clearly already raping me with their eyes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46614534
But I just want to sleep on it

[Anonymous No.]

>>46614557
And you will.
Their certified weresheep sleep specialists will help you unlock a more meaningful, deeper sleep using their beds*
*And the weresheep's own natural assistance.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46614436
Built for Paizuri

[Anonymous No.]

What monsters make good employees? Ideally ones that wouldn't try to usurp their employers authority by raping them

[Anonymous No.]

>>46614596
get a bunch of imps. they will definitely try to overthrow you

[Anonymous No.]

>>46614612
Tfw out of a job because imps took over the Deli you owned.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46614432
Sex with gremlin!

[Anonymous No.]

>>46614534
Bring me your fattest Nuki and lest start the testing

[Anonymous No.]

>>46611963
>LN bone dry too
At least I'm not alone

[Anonymous No.]

It's your duty to warm up a slumber mouse if she gets cold

[Anonymous No.]

>>46614652
Mating press

[Anonymous No.]

>>46611963
Now that the bottle is empty, she can finally build a model ship inside it!

[Anonymous No.]

>>46614652
>give her hot cocoa
>steal her cheese while she sips
smart

[Anonymous No.]

>meet and date this pretty girl in my nice secluded Order commune
>she's a pure human just like me with pretty black hair and striking golden eyes and we grew to love each other very much
>literally the most beautiful woman I've ever seen, like the CG herself has blessed me in particular to meet and fall in love with this lady
>we decide to consummate our love and go behind closed doors at my place
>she's got the most drop dead gorgeous body I've ever seen
>nice big tits, shapely ass, killer thighs
>best night of my life making love to her for hours
>this is the way it should be
>just two humans, loving each other and having a normal life
>none of that freaky monster bullshit, no freakshit parts or fucking demented fetishy trash
>none of that demon bullshit
>our love is so much it could fill the whole abyss
>...
>wake up in the morning to her staring at me
>she just smiles and doesn't say a word
>suddenly her legs turn into goopy tentacles and wrap around my body
>her skin becomes fucking purple and her eyes start glowing, and she has many more eyes now
>"Tekeli-li, mastah."
GODDAMNIT

[Anonymous No.]

Do dickgirl potions exist? I know weird potions like animal potions and tentacle potions exist

[Anonymous No.]

>>46614819
Abyss monsters are great at infiltration
And timebending bullshit

[Anonymous No.]

gote

[Anonymous No.]

>>46614831
Are krampuses just grown up or adult form baphomet, or are they a distinct subspecies?

[Anonymous No.]

My goat wife

[Anonymous No.]

>>46614839
>adult form baphomet
baphos ARE adults

[Anonymous No.]

>>46614873
>baphos
BRUHphos more like, heh

[Anonymous No.]

>>46614873
Well I want to have adult sex with one then

[Anonymous No.]

>>46614873
That's a fake ID she's not getting that booze or the R rated movie

[Anonymous No.]

>>46614930
bapho will drink as she pleases

[Anonymous No.]

>>46614873
I don't know what trashcan she dug that old relic out of, but she is clearly too young to be drinking. Just look at her!

[Anonymous No.]

>>46614941
Children aren't allowed to have booze

[Anonymous No.]

>>46614941
>>46614945
I'm going to make children with her alright

[Anonymous No.]

>>46614948
even if she drinks?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46614952
Even if she drinks

[Anonymous No.]

ded

[Anonymous No.]

>Candygram for Mr. Anon?
>From one Nota Phocks

[Anonymous No.]

>>46615009
foxes need to be stopped

[Anonymous No.]

>>46615015
What an oddly specific and completely uncalled for outburst.
Don't worry Anon, you can always talk things out with your good friend Issa Volpyne

[Anonymous No.]

What happens if a fat ugly bastard ends up in Hagville and a shota ends up in Cunnyhaven?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46615015
Whatever evil schemes shes conjuring, they’l all be easily thwarted by pregnancy. You know what you must do Anon. Defeat the fox by any means necessary.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46615031
hags play out the
>sleek corpo woman gets seduced by ugly bastard janitor
scenario, cunnies play house with the shota

[Anonymous No.]

Anon you are over 30
Your forced shotafication session with dark mage is scheduled at tomorrow

[Anonymous No.]

Your meal has arrived.

[Anonymous No.]

Please remember to tip your rabbit waitress extra nicely for the service.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46615048
But I have an exam and a seminar presentation and I forgot my homework and I'm naked AND late for work

[Anonymous No.]

>>46615119
>seminar presentation
Don't worry, you misunderstood and it's actually going to be a semenal presentation

[Anonymous No.]

>>46615072
Is sex and marriage an acceptable substitute for money as a tip?

[Anonymous No.]

rape the maids

[Anonymous No.]

>>46613343
Swanky thank you

[Anonymous No.]

I have successfully converted my friend into a hagfag
My mofu credit just went up

[Anonymous No.]

>>46615207
What kind of sick mind write this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46615254
How do proto kilos compare to base?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46615277
wut?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46615277
proto... kilos?
Are you calling her fat?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46613854
Well you see… uh… she’ll be too busy moaning…?
>>46613875
Name?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46615254
I'm sorry, but I absolutely WOULD NOT be able to refrain from bullying a kiki. They are just too perfect for that.

[Anonymous No.]

I only smooch FLAT monsters.

[Anonymous No.]

you ever have that dream where she flies in through the window?
Well, nightmare's big fat hoss butt can't fit through mine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46607444
You are face-to-face with the Arch Bishop of Dragonia

[Anonymous No.]

>>46615548
Post monster girls or fuck off

[Anonymous No.]

walk up to a succ butt and say 'you can succ my dick' lmao

[Anonymous No.]

Why are witches so expensive?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46615305
https://exhentai.org/s/a7f71db94e/2811414-10

[Anonymous No.]

>>46615746
>fapping to 2DPD
get out

[Anonymous No.]

>>46615698
Because they're normal with too much power

[Anonymous No.]

>>46615847
?

[Anonymous No.]

Remember the differences between Millipede and Centipede girls. It could make the difference when it comes to staying single.

[Anonymous No.]

Human superiority

[Anonymous No.]

>>46615967
I handle millipedes all the time, buggers live under the boards in my backyard

[Anonymous No.]

>>46615972
when you always have to open jars for her

[Anonymous No.]

>>46615998
They're cute once you get ovver the bug fear, and mostly harmless. Unlike centipedes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46616059
She is very cute, but I *like* having a dangerous wife. Someone needs to tell the waitress I ordered the mashed potatoes.
And bite me sometimes. To show she loves me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46616096
That's what these viscious critters are for. Absolute menace.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46616114
>viscious

[Anonymous No.]

I fear insect based MG, cute or not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46616165
No need to bee afraid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46616165
You should. A fearboner is the hardest boner after all. The mixture between atractive and fearinducing is what makes them the best in the first place.
>>46616155
*vicious. Spelling hard, please understand.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46616114
>>46616059
>>46615967
this is why you splurge on the cyanide suicide tooth implant.

[Anonymous No.]

Centipedes literaly don't reproduce via sex

[Anonymous No.]

>>46616259
hot

[Anonymous No.]

You are interviewing for the most boring job imaginable and she is asking the questions.

[Anonymous No.]

>Monster girl becomes a normal human.
What do you think of this? I don't quite like it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46616381
well yeah, it's a strict downgrade

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Today is International Bat Appreciation day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46616726
Start appreciating them then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46616726
I should have bought bananas for this occasion.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46616583
An open book?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46616583
Her pages will get stuck together

[Anonymous No.]

Centipedes are the cuter bug because they are highly caring of their young

[Anonymous No.]

if you keep losing your stuff, get a shoggoth. Then, next time your wallet or keychain falls out of your pocket on the bus ride, it'll just crawl back in, or warp through the fourth dimension to get to you. And a shoggoth will help with tears in your clothes, by repairing them immediately.
A shoggoth would be an amazing wife to be with.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46616813
ms hebi can also track your scent like a bloodhound

[Anonymous No.]

>>46616726
Give me a big terrorgheist and I will be happy

[Anonymous No.]

Going to download some bloat onto my succuvirus

[Anonymous No.]

What would be the most embarrassing monster to lose to?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46617319
The giant slug

[Anonymous No.]

>>46617319
Any submissive and very young monster, she's the one who's supposed to lose.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46614436
I just found out I'm weak to older ladies in sunhats

[Anonymous No.]

>>46616882
Then commission some you lazy bastard, there’s plenty of artists out there that’ll do a decent $20 sketch or line art commission of an big, muscly, undead bat girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>46615254
>be Anon
>at work
>email arrives
>"Anon should leave and go home to raep his Kiki hard many times"
>well, it looks official
>arrives home
>Kiki is innocently dusting Anon's computer desk and keyboard
Manysuchcases

[Anonymous No.]

>>46617399
Oh, I wasn't begging for a drawing, sorry

[Anonymous No.]

>>46617399
Not him but last time I commissioned something, the monster parts I could tell were added with ai. The thing is he can draw this stuff he just for whatever reason chose not to this time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46617383
Kids don't have hips like this

[Anonymous No.]

>>46617606
Probably one of those witch hags that want want the benefits of eternal youth without the downsides.

[Anonymous No.]

Bros I think the Kiki brainrot may actually be real, I can't stop thinking about them

[Anonymous No.]

>>46617606
There's always exceptions. Especially when the exceptional trait statistically leads to more offspring.

[Anonymous No.]

Bros I think the hatter brainrot may actually be real, ever since I put that hat on I can't stop thinking about them

[Anonymous No.]

Bros I think

[Anonymous No.]

Bros

[Anonymous No.]

Bee real

[Anonymous No.]

>>46617894
Genki bees, always busy

[Anonymous No.]

Kiki maid and hatter but(t)ler

[Anonymous No.]

>>46617894
Just bee ur self

[Anonymous No.]

>>46617965
bickering or scheming

[Anonymous No.]

do NOT go into the "male" toilets in mofukuza run casinos. after you're done with your business, one of the workers will come and fox you under the pretense of "fully reliving" you. they even have the guile to charge you for it afterwards to pull you into debt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46617894
It's hip to kiss bees. They're the best bug

[Anonymous No.]

>>46617975
Good thing I went before I left

[Anonymous No.]

Say it after me - "Master."
>"Mastah"
"Master"
>"Mastah"
"No. Master."
>"No. Mastah"
"MASTER."
>"MASTAH."

[Anonymous No.]

>>46618011
It's actually a secret trigger phrase they use to slowly wear down your defences

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>>46617894

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>>46618095
Snake tum.

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>>46618095
Hag tsuchinoko erotic

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>>46618011
Mastah, after I am done fixing the wall with plastah, I will go to the store and get some castah sugar from the pastah who runs it.

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>>46618190
You're a bustah, mastah

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Mastah cannot lastah 10 seconds

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>>46618270
>All you had to do was follow the damn train Mastah.

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>>46618296
I'm just too weak to monster anus

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>>46618296
Mastahbros...

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You will be sucked

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>>46618394
Xxx
Yyy
Xxx

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>>46618296
Shut the fuck up kiki you squirt a gallon whenever Mastah so much as looks at you

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>>46618394
No thanks

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Having a normal succ wife!
Living a normal succ life!

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Normal succ wife with abnormal succing tail

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>>46618572
I'm a notorious tail licker

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>>46618469
;_;

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Miss Lich is wearing nothing underneath again

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>>46618643
She also looks a bit taller.

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>>46618304
>kiki gangstahs
their rivaly with shog gangstahs it getting out of hand, they are taking over entire neighborhoods and CLEANING them

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>>46618643
Looks like she hasn't been properly milked in a while

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>>46618411
One million ghouls
WOW

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>>46618813
>They all wear color coordinated maid outfits with the occasional dew rag or colored arm band.

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>>46618813
>Nyakuza and Mofukuza thugs make a mess of a street having a gang fight
>the Kikimora Gangstahs and the Streetwise Shogs start competitively cleaning the turf, repairing windows, putting away the debris, wiping the blood and the fluff off of the street
theres two layers to turf control: who owns it, and who cleans it.

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>>46618958
Best netruner and wife

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>>46618958
>monster street gang fight
>the fight is over and both sides injured and limping go back home
>everything left behind are pools of bodily fluids, anal beads covered with fluids, used double sided dildos and empty bottles of oil

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>>46618989
>>>/trash/

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>>46618989
And a lot of wet shed fur

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>>46618989
Imagine the stink.
>Captcha:ass2m

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I'm going to kiss wock's tummy and no one can stop me!

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>>46618989
I wonder if they portrait gang fights like that in MGE movies from the 80s and 90s

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Imagine walking into a jinko settlement, everyone is nice and civilized but then some prankster points a laser pointer at you.

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>>46619240
It was me. I'm the man with the laser pointer.

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>>46618420
>be Anon
>walks into room
>ProtoKiki Maido is 'polishing' the dining table
>uncontrollable skirt-lifting and fly unzipping
>ass raeping the Kiki
>by the time Mashtah cooms in her ass, wipes off and leaves, the puddle on the table top is dripping onto the floor
Maido Handbook Chapter 6 : Mashtah-baiting.

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>>46619278
Thanks, man, I mean it.

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>>46619110
BIG, FAT, VORE MONSTER!

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>>46618643
>>46618816
>milk a lich directly into your glass or coffee cup (while fucking her from behind)
>she stoicly lets you have your way with her in a "My assistant is horny, it can't be helped" fashion

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>>46616726

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>>46619336
>When a vampire goes too long without a husband.
Standards have not been lowered, she's just going to be a 'tad' more aggressive in acquiring one.

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>>46619336
>>46619344
Exotic battery

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Attention everyone. Quit posting "ghosts" that are just a girl with her hair covering her eyes. Even 3DPD can do that look.

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>>46619367
No. Go fuck yourself.

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>>46617383
! !

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>>46619379
you shouldn't talk with that man; he's strange. and not like the wholesome and endearing way with everyone else

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>>46619367
>that are just a girl with her hair covering her eyes
No. No, I don't think I will. Elves also get a free pass here and all they have to their name are pointy ears.

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Alright, post your kots so they can be verified.

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>>46617319

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>>46617383
I just need to focus her anus for an easy victory

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>>46618989
>>46619165
I would watch both sukeban and gyaru sexually fighting each other, hell maybe a Mofukuza game with that style of fighting

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>(We are your flesh, why do you reject us?)

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>>46619400
give it to me straight

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>>46619359
>battery
That makes me think of some kind of mechanical Werebat.

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>>46619400
why officer? caturday is 3 days away.

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>>46619426
Honey please just stop subsuming roar onto the house, it's started to get us noise complaints

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>>46619426
Shoggy, it's 3 am, please go back to sleep

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>>46619426
>Poke pupil of eye
>It divides into two pupils
>Repeat
>Shogg now has 16 pupils in one eye.

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>>46619398
>Elves also get a free pass here and all they have to their name are pointy ears.
Could a human do this with an accessory?

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>>46619426
Hfw Anon's BJ coomed in her eye and it started multiplying.

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>>46619445
Kot tail - check.
Kot like stripes - check
Kot ears - no
Verdict - Probably a kot.
Better go see how she reacts to a glass of warm milk to verify.

>>46619450
Surprise inspeciton... yup. This is most definitely a kot. You can tell because she's got that Kot like glow.

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>>46619523
>coomed
What?

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>>46619533
It's a normalfag slang

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>>46619400
Here

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>>46619530
Man, imagine taking those two cats home with you. Fun day ahead.

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>>46619568
I only want the orange one. Chesh can go home alone and post about how how great it is to not be a virgin online or something.

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>>46619599
Sorry, I already claimed both.

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>>46619607
Fine, guess I'll go to Chess Club and hang out with Sensei again...

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>>46619599
Taking? Those kots are clearly the type to follow you home so they can play your video games and eat all your snacks even if you say no and need to study

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>>46619563
A wonderful kot. If you looked in the dictionary for kot you would see an image of this kot. Give her a fisho and a head pat.

Please, everyone, one kot per person unless you can evidence extraordinary need/circumstances.

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>>46619622
Okay, okay, you can have the orange one, and I'll take the purple one.

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how do i stop kots from rubbing their heads on me without my consent?

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>>46619662
Oh don't worry about that. It's just them marking you as their own as they have scent glands on their necks.

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>>46619662
Give them consent.

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>>46612392
>the fucking pizza slice in his mouth
gets me good every time

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>>46619627
Where's the spray bottle when you need it?

>>46619642
Just one more match... Somehow I keep getting distracted, but I wanna win!

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>>46619662
PETTING

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I love cats. This one that I found rummaging through my trash can is really nice.

I decided to let her stay at my house for free. In exchange I get to carry her bags and setup her merchant's stall.

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>>46619800
Isn't that a panda? I hear they like trash.

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>>46619800
i have one that always shares her leftovers with me. i swear, sometimes i only have cook like once a week.

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>>46619841
>Open thumbnail
>Eyes flickered
I'm not a superstitious person, but I think that image is cursed.

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>>46619876
It's a jpg. Take your meds.

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>>46619412
Little girls with big butts and hips are weak to everything, and exploiting the weakest point isn't necessary. But there's no reason to not do it for fun.

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>>46619841
What a nice, trustworthy fox!

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>>46619406
>swing at the fairy
>she dips underneath the blade, then flies up and stabs you in the armpit
>your right arm goes numb from the demon silver
>try to grab her with your left hand
>she dodges again, this time slashing your left arm from the wrist up to the elbow
>your left arm also goes limp
>the fairy lands on your shoulder and aims her sword at your neck

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>>46619323
>she stoicly lets you have your way with her in a "My assistant is horny, it can't be helped" fashion
that just makes me want to do her harder, I want to hear her moan and squeal

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>>46619880
She's trapped in the screen. I need to save her.

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>>46619880
Do I look like I know what a jay peg is?

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I think I am sexually attracted to dragon tails.

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I will contribute to the rising percentage of global Dragon loneliness by not dating a lonely sad Dragon.

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I will contribute to Honey Bee extinction by inviting more Wasp girls into their territory.

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>>46619880
Do NOT take the cursed fox images lightly anon. These trickster beings use every oportunity to hypnotize and hex anons into their mofu cult. I my self am a victim of this. If you don't cleanse yourself from their spells you will develop an adiction to fox girls. I beg all of you to be careful, of you will be lost to the foxes.

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I will contribute to rising depression statistics among Cheshire and Bogie demographics by not laughing at their jokes.

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>>46620019
I want a dragon tail to slap my ass.

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Loneliness in Dragonia can be easily solved by putting truth potions in their water supply.

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>>46618411
I rock back and forth on the x and y axes tip me so i can catch on back taxes~

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Bewared the flying discs. If you get caught in their columns of light, they'll kidnap you and force you to probe the pilots.

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WAKING UP
TO ASH AND DUST
I WRITE MY NEWS AND EAT SOME NUTS

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>>46620175
CAUSE I'M
REALLY INACTIVE
HOW UNATTRACTIVE

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tring to do a world tour of monstergirls
tring to think of a good ones to represent africa beyond rhino, elephant and hippo
prehapes an exotic bird?

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>>46619935
I think that would make her act kuu even more to encourage you to keep assaulting her at any time you feel like and as long as you feel like.

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>>46620254
ghouls

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>>46620254
got a few for ya
>black mamba lamia
>wildebeast
>zebra centaur
>african lion
>gorilla
>african croc

Alternativly, egypt is part of africa, so you could just use the not! egypt mge girls to fill the blanks

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>>46620254
Mokele-mbembe. I'd pick a baobab dryad too, and if you want any based on real animals, zebra centaurs would be cool.

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>>46620023
I will contribute to the rising percentage of global Dragon loneliness by making many more dragons.

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>>46620256
>war of wills
>between anon who wants yo crack his wife's facade and indulge in her cute gasps and moans
>and lich who wants to hide it so she can tempt her stubborn lustful hubby even more
i will persevere

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I will make fake news spread exponentially faster by breeding the tabloid ratas to make more of them!

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I'm going to go to zipangu and be an annoying tourist.
I'm going to purposefully walk up the escalators, and in the wrong direction (I'll even do it wrong in that one city where it's the opposite direction to everywhere else).
I'm going to barge past all the foxes waiting in line for the elevator to get in first, and then not press any of the buttons for anybody else.
I'm going to go to the ochi musha sushi bar and eat with a knife and fork.
I'm going to go to kej's onsen and not shower before going in.
I'm going to ignore the traffic lights and jaywalk despite office ushi's polite instructions.
Zipangu will tremble before my ignorant tourist prowess!

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>>46620340
Gonna always tip.
Gonna shake people's hands.
Gonna clap loudly when the public transit reaches its destination.
Gonna talk very loudly.
Gonna ask where the nearest McDick's is.
Gonna complain when people don't speak my language.
Gonna take selfies with everything I find weird.

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I bet holsts are stinky.

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>>46620411
Mamano do tend to have a strong scent. It's a pleasant womanly scent full of female pheromones that make you want to breed her.

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>>46620438
I was thinking more cow manure stink.