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46603928 No.46603928 [Reply] [Original]

Yeah, I like Youmu.

>> No.46603936

>>46603928
I will break up her glasses.

>> No.46603949

Youki's used goods

>> No.46604386

>>46603928
Get back in the kitchen Youmu

>> No.46604406

>>46603936
You dare lay a single fucking finger on her, if even so much as a fly brushes a single hair out of place because of you I will bend your knees forward and make you walk like a pig in retribution.
Youmu wouldn't approve of such methods, but I don't care if it means making an example of the sick fucks like you who'd take advantage of her kindness and make her cry (Or worse).

>> No.46604416

>>46604406
I will break ur glasses 2

>> No.46604427
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46604427

you can make her cry all you want, she's retarded and would forget it happened by the next day

>> No.46604438

>>46603928
Cute murderer.

>> No.46604439
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46604439

COCK!

>> No.46604447

>>46604406
I will give you both you and Youmu a wedgie and tie your undies together.

>> No.46604450

>>46603928
I miss when people didnt swing so much to the extreme, people either make Youmu more dense than Cirno or more serious than Meiling with no in between.

>> No.46604458

>>46604450
>more serious than Meiling
I don't think that's all that high a bar, she's not exactly known for her attention to her duties now.

>> No.46604459

>>46603928
Youmu the slut!

>> No.46604480

>>46604458
Thats a fanon thing, in canon Meiling does does her job and takes it seriously.

>> No.46604489

>>46604439
I don't like the Youmu Yukkuri that much because I have little to no desire to inflict untold suffering upon it for 6 months to a year.

>> No.46604574
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46604574

>>46604480
sorry anon, but she's always been a slacker
I didn't even include the bit two pages before this in CDS where Orin says that she's heard from others that the gate is wide open almost every day and Meiling is nowhere to be seen

>> No.46604630

>>46604574
I hate when fanon shit bleeds into canon.

>> No.46604651
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46604651

>>46604489

>> No.46604698

>>46604651
See, I'd smash one if it was annoying but I wouldn't draw out its suffering, know what I mean?

>> No.46604775

>>46604427
Youmu might be dumb but she's not Koishi level dumb

>> No.46604783

>>46604450
This

>> No.46604861

>>46604775
Yeah, shes like Reimu, but instead of lazy shes an airhead.

>> No.46604906

>>46604651

Everyday, Several Yukkuris are abused around the world for taking it easy


End Yukkuri Abuse now

>> No.46604967

>>46604906
Yes. That violence should be inflicted upon the ones that aren't taking it easy.

>> No.46605037
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46605037

I wish we had more of them together. Feels like it'd be a ton of fun interactions and sword autismo.

>> No.46606821
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46606821

youmu made a new friend

>> No.46609746
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46609746

She is kinda clingy.

>> No.46609788
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46609788

>>46606821
oh no

>> No.46609828
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46609828

>>46609788
And this kids is why you don't eat cheese before going to bed!

>> No.46611431

>>46606821
Me on the right

>> No.46614579
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46614579

youmu when I change the oxygen sensor on yuyukos car and it starts running better and the cel goes away

>> No.46619493
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46619493

what happens if you choke her for too long during, you know, grappling practice?
Does she die or become a complete ghost?

>> No.46619560

>>46609746
What the FUCK is her problem?

>> No.46619770

>>46619493
I choked her once during sparring.
It was weird. She started making some funny noises, her face got all red, her legs and hips started to tremble, and I think she pissed herself a little because her underwear was soaking wet.

>> No.46619819

>>46619493
I want to chokeslam Youmu through a table.

>> No.46624560
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46624560

>>46619560
She's stuck as the slave of a fat ghost, so she holds on to any man she can find.

>> No.46624776
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46624776

>>46624560
God I wish she was looking at me.

>> No.46635151
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46635151

>>46619770
>pissed
you sure it wasn't just alice wearing green?

>> No.46635673

>>46619770

Anon that wasn't piss

>> No.46636227
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46636227

>> No.46642799

How old you anons think youmu is?

>> No.46642853

>>46642799
About 90

>> No.46642892

>>46642853
what

>> No.46643024

>>46609788

This is just an average day working for Yuyuko

>> No.46643060

>>46636227
YUGE legs

>> No.46645204

>>46642799
Physically, in her early 20s

>> No.46645213
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46645213

>>46642799
she was somewhere between 30 and 50 in IaMP (she says that she hasn't spent 50 years on sword skills yet because that's how long it takes to be able to cut air), but she does imply that she has spent the 30 years necessary to cut rain
given that was 20 years ago, she's between 50 and 70 now

>> No.46645227
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46645227

>>46642799
She's sexy, so about 9.

>> No.46645274

>>46645204
what
>>46645213
Wtf I always though that she was some years below reimu and marisa, I know that she is half-ghost but I didn't even think like this...
>>46645227
good

>> No.46645390

>>46645274
I've always assumed her to be mentally somewhere younger than reimu and marisa, but she ages weird because she's a half-phantom and has a pretty sheltered upbringing because she lives in the netherworld and didn't interact with people in the living world until PCB

>> No.46645427
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46645427

How do I seduce Youmu?

>> No.46645438 [DELETED] 

>>46645390
Even if its a headcanon I still thinks she is like 12-15 years old. I didnt think that there is enough evidence to counter this

>> No.46645445

>>46645390
Even if its a headcanon I still thinks she is like 12-15 years old. I dont think that there is enough evidence to counter this

>> No.46645449

>>46645427
Grab your katana and show her your sick tatami cutting skills.

>> No.46645945

>>46645227
S-sauce?

>> No.46646090
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46646090

>>46645945
Komanest.

>> No.46646100

>>46645427
Oh hey, it's that artist who traces aislop.

>> No.46650570
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46650570

>>46603928
Youmu after a long and hard day of beheading gachakikes and genshiniggers with a katana

>> No.46651810

>>46645213
>given that was 20 years ago, she's between 50 and 70 now
2hus don't age though, most of them will forever be 10-15, at least in appearance

>> No.46652047

who

>> No.46652079

>>46645427

Fill up Yuyuko's stomach

>> No.46652270

>>46650570
She relaxes by trying to seduce me???
What a strange girl.

>> No.46654524
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46654524

>>46652270
no you inbred 4troon. She is dressed ceremonially in order to re-sharpen her swords (in order not to introduce and impurities and stuff). After that she continues her blessed crusade against the 4cuck and the gachashit

>> No.46654685
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46654685

>>46603928
cutest 2hu, scientifically speaking

>> No.46654768

>>46654685
Himefags in shambles

>> No.46654781

>>46654685
>>46654768
Earthling cope headcanon

>> No.46654791

>>46654781
Go take some aspirine, Kaguya

>> No.46654795

>>46654791
Lunarians are indebatably whiter than Earthlings.

>> No.46654816

>>46654795
Go back to Moongolia

>> No.46655392

>>46604450
She's both at the same time like Sakuya can be.

>> No.46661157

>>46645445
She drinks so she is at least 20

>> No.46661168

>>46646090
This activates parenting instincts I didn't know I had.

>> No.46661175

>>46661157
There's no drinking laws in Gensokyo.

>> No.46661838
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46661838

Does anyone know the sauce of pic related, And yes I already tried NAO and the other image search sites.

>> No.46662379

>>46661838
https://exhentai.org/g/699745/728502c98e/

>> No.46662687
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46662687

>>46603928

>> No.46669102

>>46603928
>half human
Eww.

>> No.46672190
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46672190

Cute retard

>> No.46680916

>>46654685
How is it that someone with the most basic, common phenotype is also the most beautiful? Youmu is a nobody retard that no one cares about while Kaguya made all of japan her bitch just by coming to earth. Even Toyohime couldnt get a reaction like that when she came here. So many 2hus with a trillion different hair colors and eye colors and she overshadows almost all of them...

>> No.46688245

Yeah, I'm going to bump Youmu

>> No.46688264
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46688264

>>46603928
Good!

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46688287

I want to give this bitch a wedgie and laugh at her.

>> No.46688292

>>46680916
Meanwhile in the real world, Youmu topped the popularity poll.

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