Listen up /jp/: the chemicals that the freemasons are spraying into the skies combined with the fluoride in your water make you like shitty characters like Touhou girls
It's all apart of the reptilian agenda.
Once there's enough rabid Touhou lunatics out there, they plan on posting something so provocative that it'll send all of you into a blind fury, and then 9/11 will happen again in EVERY SINGLE CITY/TOWN IN THE US.