Characters that are canonical beautiful

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Yuyuko, Reimu and Kaguya

Everything else is headcanon

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Hisami is canonically beautiful
>You said you're a shikome, but you're not ugly at all!

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>>46583689
Calling someone not ugly is hardly praising their looks.

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>>46583785
>Beautiful Stalker of Hell

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>>46583619
You forgot Eirin.
>Reimu
What? She's just an ordinary cute girl.

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>>46583894
I can't remember where Eirin was stated to be beautiful

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>>46583619
>those belts on pic rel
Never thought Tokiame is a Nomura's fan.

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>>46584116
always has been, everyone gets belts in random places when he's involved. He did it in 17.5 too

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Hisami :)

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>>46583619
The Lovely Visitor from Hell says she's prettier than Kokoro.

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>>46583619
I wonder how long Kaguya's hair is

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>>46587274
Probably either as long as her knees. Any longer and it would be an inconvenience

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>>46583619
Every anon on /jp/

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>>46583619
>Kaguya
Well obviously, her whole legend is about that

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>>46589830
But really me specifically

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>>46583619
Everyone except the hags

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>>46583619
How to get any of these 2hus
>Yuyuko
Be a great cook and an intelligent person
>Reimu
Be rich and handsome
>Kaguya
Find the One Piece

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>>46583619
I understand Kaguya but when were Yuyuko and Reimu referred to as beautiful?

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I think you're forgetting someone

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>>46593029
Not canon

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>>46592419
I would do all of those for myself, never for anyone else.

I still don't understand the people that want to marry a 2hu.

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>>46596543
Have you asked youself why you dont want to marry a 2hu ?

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>>46596559
I don't find them attractive or desirable, want to meet some of them, but not even become friends. And I not even think of having relations with them.

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>>46596543
Anon is the man who will become King of the Pirates!!!

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>>46596727
W-what?

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>>46596900
>>46596543
>I would do all of those for myself
>>46592419
>How to get any of these 2hus
>Kaguya
>Find the One Piece

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>>46592419
Okay but how do I get Eirin ?

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>>46596982
be Tsukuyomi

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>>46596988
>be Tsukuyomi
Fuck any other options ?

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>>46592419
>Yuyuko
>Being skilled enough to follow her hunger and intellect
My cooking skills are inversionally proportionate to my intelligence, and I am dumb as a showel's ass.
>Reimu
>Le me neither rich or handsome
It's over...
>Kaguya
>Find the One Piece
Fuck it, we ball!
>>46596982
>How do I get Eirin
Be the fire that melt her cold heart and the light that keep her demons away. (Really, REALLY, hard but not impossible with enough motivation.)

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>>46596982
I can somewhat imagine other 2hus being interested in love and being in romantic relationships but I could never imagine Eirin being in one.

She just doesn't seem like the type whatsoever

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>>46596982
>Eirin
If Touhou was a dating sim, Eirin would probably be the hardest character to romance. Yes, even harder then the Watasuki Sister who live in the moon (nearly impossible to get to), think of all loving things on Earth as inferior (from where you are) and would instantly teleport bach any entity from earth that get to the moon (you include), dislike all impurities (something you have loads off) and are married (you are not either of the husbands).

That's how hard Eirin is to get

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>>46597105
>Be the fire that melt her cold heart and the light that keep her demons away. (Really, REALLY, hard but not impossible with enough motivation.)
One way , so far way. It shall be done

>>46597114
>She just doesn't seem like the type whatsoever
Everybody loves somebody sometime
Everybody falls in love somehow

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>>46597179
That's the way anon! Never give up!

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>>46596982
Why would you want to get a person like her?
Why would you even want to get a 2hu in the first place?!
I don't understand!

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>>46597308
>Why would you want to get a person like her?
Something about her is just nice and beautiful. Not to mention something tells me that under those layers of ice and cold there is something beautiful

>Why would you even want to get a 2hu in the first place?!
Wouldn't you want to get a 2hu if given the chance ?

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>>46597353
>Something about her is just nice and beautiful. Not to mention something tells me that under those layers of ice and cold there is something beautiful
There is nothing beautiful in people! And even worse in cold sociopaths!

>Wouldn't you want to get a 2hu if given the chance ?
NO! Never!

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>>46597353
yeah, break through all those layers of ice and professional detachment and you get to the sociopath that murdered who knows how many lunar emissaries in order to prevent kaguya from being taken back to the moon

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>>46597376
She also might have murdered the 'Guyas adoptive parents

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>>46597376
I seriously don't understand people that want to have a sociopath wife.

I hate evil people, I would slaughter them if they get close to me.

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>>46597363
>There is nothing beautiful in people! And even worse in cold sociopaths!

I don't think she feels nothing. I'm sure that she dose feel something but its heavily repressed. Keep in mind she is very very Loyal to Kaguya it would be stupid to say she doesn't feel any motherly feeling to her. I'm sure she plays up this cold stoic leader role to keep morale up high and give reassurance to her subordinates that everything is under control, but even giants weep.

>>46597376
I still think there is a heart in there somwhere

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>>46597419
she almost definitely did
that all happens at the same time in the myth, the lunar emissaries come down, kaguya says farewell to her adoptive parents, loses her memory/empathy/whatever the fuck I don't remember and goes back to the moon
so here, eirin kill the emissaries, killed the parents, and secreted kaguya (who maybe lost her memory when she was sent down there in the first place? ZUN just sort of handwaved that part) off to the bamboo forest of the lost

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>>46597425
I just don't believe she's a Psychopath. Unless I'm missing something in which case fair game.

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>>46597426
You still don't get it, don't you?

Eirin is a Lunarian, Lunarians come from humans - Humans
are garbage.

Trusting anyone else enough to marry is a suicide, a suicide with
a bittersweet sauce.

Romantic love is foolish - I don't understand people that want
to have someone else in their lives, someone to care and love.

It is pure garbage, love is evil, passionate evil.

But, I can't stop you ... Maybe you will succeed, maybe not, and
if not, I will be there to see, and tell to your corpse:

"It was worth it?"

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>>46597469
It is hard to see at first, isn't it?
But, you will see, and when you see.

You will tear your eyes off.

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>>46597511
I figured you were probably autistic (actually autistic not internet autistic) and this seems to be proving it
if you can't understand other people in the first place how do you expect to understand why other people want specific people

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>>46597511
Say you haven't been in a relationship without saying you haven't been in a relationship

>>46597522
Ignorance is bliss sometimes eh ?

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>>46597535
I don't understand romantic love, seriously.

I think trusting anyone else is incredibly stupid, and marrying alone was a cruel idea.

Is that bad?

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>>46597566
Yes

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>>46597592
Why?

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>>46583619
Headcanon or not I don't care...
Yorihime is the pinnacle of beauty and she shine brighter than Amaterasu!

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>>46597610
Everything in this world was built out of love for something or someone ; person , idea , group , nation. To say Romantic love is stupid and marriage is a cruel idea just tells me you haven't really experienced love hence why you dont belive in it and that is perfectly understandable . You should try and get some of it . It really isn't that bad

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>>46597561
>Say you haven't been in a relationship without saying you haven't been in a relationship
And WHAT'S so good about a relationship? I had chances of being in one, and I rejected them all.
I absolutely dislike the idea of having anyone else to care about, the unique people I care for are my family and no more.

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>>46597637
Oh, well, if you say it like that, I can understand.

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>>46597660
Isn't that love as well ?

Why do you think having someone you can rely on and who can rely on you is a bad thing ?

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>>46597685
... I was "betrayed" once.

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>>46597704
I understand.

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>>46592419
Okay but how do I get the GOAT

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>>46597727
...who?

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>>46597746
>...who?

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>>46597758
Sorry but I don't remember random fodder and those who are irrelevant

How about making a name for yourself? You know, like Kogasa did

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>>46600248
Imagine being less relevant then fucking Kogasa

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>>46600288
Kogasa is extremely relevant, cute and helpful!

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>>46592419
Nonsense.
In order to get with Yuyuko, you need to marry Youmu. Yuyuko's boundless desire to tease her gardener will eventually escalate towards barging in during sex and getting herself pregnant.
Reimu wants someone who is both easygoing and hard-working.
Don't expect her to be super wifely, though. She's quite subdued and mostly shows affection by being by your side as she drinks tea.
And as for Kaguya, nobody quite knows what sort of man could truly capture her heart. Wealth and status clearly do not matter to her, as we see in the rejection of her suitors, but we know little about what would make her happy.
Though in her case the more important part is needing to survive Eirin. You'd need to be immensely lucky or super intelligent to even get that far.

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>>46601619
>Wealth and status clearly do not matter to her, as we see in the rejection of her suitors, but we know little about what would make her happy.
Let me share you the wisest wisdom I ever heard wisely: when in doubt, make her laugh. Women love funny guys.

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>>46601732
>Women love funny guys
No wonder I am alone.

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>Characters that are canonical beautiful
It comes with being a fox.

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>>46604015
Has she ever been referred to as beautiful in any of the official materials ?

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>>46604065
Her species are beautiful and they only become more beautiful with age (growing more tails), just look up anything kitsune related. The shit guys will do to get in their pants is astonishing and that's just from first sight. Other than that she has a spellcard that lets her channel a love and fertility goddess (Channeling Dakiniten). There's also the fact that she may or may not be Tamamo no Mae who is in fact described as the most beautiful but that's still speculative.

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>>46604065
Oh and i forgot to mention...how the fuck did you just gloss over what i posted at first? Like holy shit i cant think of any touhou with these proportions! That should be your answer. >>46604015

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>>46584083
She's a goddess, they're all hot without exception

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>>46604424
Oh yeah, I keep forgetting that Eirin is one

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>>46583619
her official art does give the implication that she's absolutely gorgeous, especially in comparison with the others in the same artstyle.

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>>46605606
she is LITERALLY the girl of your dreams
for me it's never 'gorgeous' that comes to mind, but rather 'handsome'

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>>46605669
>she is LITERALLY the girl of your dreams
heh, good catch
>'handsome'
isn't that more used especifically for males?

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>>46605717
There's such thing as handsome ladies.

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>>46605717
handsome works fine for women too, though sometimes it can be hard to quantify exactly what makes a woman handsome
this yukari picture for example is in the handsome ladies pool on danbooru

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>>46605795
>>46605802
Calling a woman ''handsome'' is an insult. I get the feeling you two have a loose definition of what ''gender'' means.

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>>46606020
you need to stop making things up to get angry about
handsome is a word that has nothing to do with gender

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You may not like it, but this is what peak 2hu mother performance looks like.

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>>46606020
>Calling a woman ''handsome'' is an insult
>(of a woman) striking and imposing rather than conventionally pretty

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>>46606505
You're god damn right.

>>46606098
This aya needs to be toungue kissed passionately. I volunteer.

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>>46583619
Reimu says Mystia is the most beautiful in the world

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Which 2hus would fall for someone that's simply cool?

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>>46604065
Indirectly by having her be a kitsune: the OG supernatural waifu

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>>46607260
Cool is relative
What would be cool to a pre-meiji era jap

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>>46606098
Aya my boy!!!

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>>46583619
What about Characters that are canonical ugly?

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>>46608094
Everyone from the underground.

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>>46608094
Me

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>>46608147
You're cute.

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>>46583619
I get Kaguya but when has Reimu and Yuyuko been referred to as such?

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>>46608094
My man

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>>46608773
Lies and slander.

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>>46583619
I will impregnate all three of them

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>>46605795
The Prince used to be a boy though

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>>46614753
So did you. Now you are a handsome man.

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>>46606579
Problem is she eats people.

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>>46615366
And Yuyuko eats her.

So if she eats you (people) and Yuyuko ears her, does that mean that you eat Yuyuko?

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>>46615394
>So if she eats you (people) and Yuyuko ears her, does that mean that you eat Yuyuko?
I never tried to eat Yuyuko. Guess there's only one way to find out...

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Tenko is also described as beautiful in Canon

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>>46616346
Was the one describing Tenko as beautiful Tenko herself?

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>>46614753
Boys can be girls, just like the guy who's been clinging to that kitsune's tails all the time nowadays. She turns him into a girl every night with only her fingers.

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>>46617322
Based & transpilled. Straight people btfo.

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>>46583619
I was also called beautiful by ZUN thus I'm on the same tier as Yuyuko, Kaguya and Reimu

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>>46616714
You don't trust her?

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>>46621946
I'm sorry Tenshi but if you don't have a source to backup your claim then I can't believe

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>>46608773
I unironically wanna see this guy come back.

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>>46618733
Quit shitposting and do your fucking job, stupid shinigami.

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Tenko... lying is bad

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>>46623001
Me too

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>>46606579
When does she say this? I checked PoFV and Reimu only says that Mystia looks weird.

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>>46592419
>>Kaguya
>Find the One Piece
Sounds good to me, I'll be gathering a crew then.

See you in 2+ years!!!!

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>>46601619
>Reimu wants someone who is both easygoing and hard-working.
>Don't expect her to be super wifely, though. She's quite subdued and mostly shows affection by being by your side as she drinks tea.
That sounds perfect

I want to marry Reimu now

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>>46633894
A life with Reimu as you're wife sounds very carefree and relaxing.

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>>46583619
I thought that was Yorihime for a second.

She really is moon Reimu

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>>46617322
Ran is such a pervert

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Mamizou's tail is described by ZUN as being beautiful.

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>>46652382
I don't doubt it.

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Eternity bros won

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>>46652382
That's my future coat.

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>>46623001
>>46630306
I want this guy to start regularly showing up at Reimu's shrine and helping out, slowly wriggling into Reimu's good graces.