Monster Girl Thread

[Anonymous No.]

Here's the fairy you ordered.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>46576619
That titania is only 5 years old you sick fuck

[Anonymous No.]

Is pink good for you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46576633
Pink danuki tongue on your face is good for you if that's what you're asking.
Rata and dormouse tongue is acceptable as well but nothing else.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46576341
And this is their theme

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KhChHmk1o8c

[Anonymous No.]

>Why do p'orcers still maintain walled/armed strongholds despite the days of raiding villages and towns being over?
Many people wonder why they still have and emphasis on war and raiding, but they actually don't! In fact, all their weapons and their exclusive walled settlements are purely for defense. Not because they're worried about some sort of coordinated attack from governments, armies, or whatever. It's because they have a strong desire to protect their husband from elves. You see, elves are sluts. All they can think about is breeding. Back in the era of the former DLs, many of them had an obsession with being the breeding sows for orcs. But now, there are no longer male orcs; however, that desire is still strong in many young elves to this day. And what's the closest thing a modern elf can get to a modern male orc? That's right! The p'orcer's human chieftain. So, in order to protect their husband for deranged, horny elves, they take martial arts, weapon's training, and strong, defensible fortifications very seriously. Lest they have to add another girl to the chieftain's harem.

[Anonymous No.]

Hypothetically, if foxes snuck into my home when I saw sleeping, what are the odds that my body is untampered with? Hypothetically speaking, of course.

[Anonymous No.]

Gaira should be out on the 25th.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46576697
Stronghold architecture is just cultural inheritance
>>46576764
Armpitchads, is it our time?

[Anonymous No.]

I don't actually have a favourite monster yet - how did everyone else decide on their favourites?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46576619
>meet fairy
>date fairy
>sex with fairy
>more sex with fairy
>fairy grows to 8ft tall and reveals that she was a titania all along
>titania says it was a test to find a man worthy of becoming the fairy king

[Anonymous No.]

>>46576755
One in a million, unless the fox that snuck in is the stray fox you've been seeing on your walk to the workplace and you fed it sandwich leftovers a few times. Then she'll sneak in and just lie down at the foot of your beed, as stray foxes are too weak to rape a man, even a sleeping one.
If that happens to be you, then good luck resisting her pleading eyes as she asks you for shelter from the cold asphalt and maybe a cup of water to wash her tail with, not concerned with her rumbling stomach begging for food.

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>>46576848
Don't tell anyone, but it varies from moment to moment

[Anonymous No.]

Don't tell any big clingy endotherms, but I'm acutally very warm and soft.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46576848
It's always holstaur in 1st place

[Anonymous No.]

>>46576910
i meant ectotherms.
I really DON'T want a snek or dragon or other cold blooded monster to realise I am warm blooded.

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>>46576923
I want to spend my summers working as a personal heater for dragons and lamias. I'd be paid whilst staying cool at night during heatwaves!v44tx

[Anonymous No.]

>>46576923
>>46576943
>Anon, can't you see, in the harsh desert climate we compliment each other perfectly!
>I'm a cold blooded ectotherm, meant to shield you from the scorching desert rays in the day
>You're a warm blooded endotherm, meant to keep me warm when it gets chilly, like those cold, cold desert nights
>But miss apophis, that's not fair! It's always cold, we're not in the desert, we're in the snow-
>Ah I disagree, my new hot water bottle, the arctic IS a desert!

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>>46576849
sure i'll be a fairy king, but she'll have to spend one hour of each day shrunk back to fairy-size, but keep her boobs big. It'll be my first decree as king, and the second would be government-funded affordable housing for my citizens

[Anonymous No.]

>>46576987
Admit it man, you got played

[Anonymous No.]

>>46576987
Stupid apopsicle. I'll just sneak out at night and roll around in the freezing snow until I'm so cold she'll never want to hug me!

[Anonymous No.]

>>46576987
This Apophis looks so smug. I want to hear her brag evil plans to me until she gives me a smug grin expecting me to admit defeat only for me to kiss her nose so she blushes!

[Anonymous No.]

>>46576619
Normal day in a metropolitan Demon Realm. What type of Demon Realm can the big city metropolitan city areas be considered?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46577012
I want to be the personal assistant (under-desk oral provider) for a Lich CEO!

[Anonymous No.]

>>46577079
Same but for a demon ceo who has me on a leash.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46577106
Make sure to read the fine print of your employment contract - they might have included a marriage clause in the terms and conditions

[Anonymous No.]

Difference between an ogre and an oni?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46577012
AI art will always be amusing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46577133
Ogres have layers

[Anonymous No.]

>>46577119
>they might have included a marriage clause in the terms and conditions
The leash and collar was a wedding gift she got.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46577133
Oni drink to gain their confidence (which is why they are so meek when they wake up with you the next day before their morning gallon).

Ogres are confident when they are sober but if they get drunk then they can't stop clinging to you and are emotional drunks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46577003
You won't survive too, not a big loss she can find someone quickly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46576764
qt noodle

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>>46576619

[Anonymous No.]

You can't bridal carry a wock

[Anonymous No.]

>>46577246
That's because the wock wants to bridal carry you instead

[Anonymous No.]

>Wake up after a fitful night of sleep
>Find a nightmare, a ghost, and a demon all wrestling on the floor because each one claims she was 'hunting' you first.

[Anonymous No.]

Imagine Friday night coming back home after a hard week of work to a clean and tidy house because your auntster or your granda is there waiting for you with a hot and delicious homemade meal, a hot bath and ready to keep you company and drain you stress.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46577254
i like the part when monster rivals realize they can work together to achieve their goals

[Anonymous No.]

>>46577259
Those tits are comically long.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46577277
>"Girl's we're forgetting something?"
>The Nightmare and Demon on the floor look up at the ghost.
>"He also has two hands!"
>Anon feels the weight of three gazes fall upon him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46577278
gravity is cruel to the eggplant youkai

[Anonymous No.]

>>46577259
Yukari wouldn't do a single chore if her life depended on it

[Anonymous No.]

>>46577304
Yukari would do all the chores if her sex life(read: chances of getting a guy to marry her) depended on it

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[Anonymous No.]

>>46576987
When will monsters realise that us humans are meant for greater things than being their dakis - even though we are soft and maneuvarable and warm.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46577304
She has a computer that handles chores so it's fine it means Yukari can focus on the real important work (snoozing)

[Anonymous No.]

>>46577345
Desperate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46577003
Kidnapped by yetis

[Anonymous No.]

>>46577278
Too much meat + age + gravity

[Anonymous No.]

>>46577136
Contrary to what art fags say about AI taking their jobs. Most of them are way too overactive or are even being disingenuous fear mongering grifters. Most people I've known or encountered use AI art simply for shits and giggles or to quickly scratch a fetish itch but keep it to themselves. Seems like they're just upset with AI art because it means less people paying for their overpriced commissions reaching up to $100 to $250+ range.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46576764
Towako is better

[Anonymous No.]

>Danuki Landlord and Kitsune Shrine Maiden both trying to get as much money out of anon as possible.
>Danuki wants him to have to pay rent with his body
>Kitsune wants him to join her in maintaining the shrine.
>anon is just mesmerized by how bottom heavy both of them are and how exposed both of them leave their asses.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46577448
oh great now we're both gonna get coiled by apopsicle.
one is bad enough, but a yeti and apophis compound on themselves.
an envenomated yeti is going to be so much more aggressive in her snuggling and cuddlerape.
an apophis with a soft, warm monster like a yeti in the midst of her coils will end up constricting even tighter to keep everyone together.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46577459
I'd be more worried if I was a data analyst or administrative staff member.
They're going to get the axe with a few remaining to double check the numbers/math

[Anonymous No.]

I've stolen the Pharaoh's prized trading card. Now she'll lose her weekly duel with apophis and I'll finally get noticed by a grape snake

[Anonymous No.]

I will unite apophis and pharoh with a common cause to correct me by any means possible.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46577259
How about grandma and auntster
They can share, I have enough stress for both of them

[Anonymous No.]

>>46577388
The vore ladies

[Anonymous No.]

>>46577448
I just want to be hugged.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46577519
Reminder that Hikkari will gap her chest bigger if you want it.
Or Rans

[Anonymous No.]

>>46577519
If Yukari is the grandma then Ran should be auntster

[Anonymous No.]

>>46577513
>Apophis holding you down and flooding you with her venom as the Pharaoh rides your dick
>Every time you go soft, you get another bite dosed with venom and another demand to stay hard from the God Voice
Have fun with the wedding anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46577483
>Apopcicle interrogates the Yeti under her heat lamp
>she wants to know the secrets behind Yeti fur blankets so she can get one

[Anonymous No.]

>>46577519
>>46577581
Well then you can have your stress drained by your auntster, your grandmomster and her friend

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>46577513
I am the filling for the grape and chocolate royal sandwich

[Anonymous No.]

>>46577606
I don't think i have enough stress or stamina for 3 thirsty hags

[Anonymous No.]

>>46577618
I enjoy the puffiness.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46577635
Too bad, you wouldn’t have a choice in the matter.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>46577746
Detroit cat

[Anonymous No.]

>>46577765
The difference between dark skinned Cheshires and pale skinned ones doesn’t exist. You’re getting raped one way or another.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46577775
>The difference between dark skinned Cheshires and pale skinned ones doesn’t exist.
Except dark skinned ones are hotter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46577635
Understandable.

[Anonymous No.]

Would you be willing to heal a broken monster girl?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46577746
choco chesh best chesh

[Anonymous No.]

>>46577786
No
Kogasa is for abuse

[Anonymous No.]

>>46577813
People like you belong in an even worse hell than standard

[Anonymous No.]

>>46577838
I guess playing vintage or modern would be worse

[Anonymous No.]

>>46576619
That's my nee-chan!

[Anonymous No.]

>pe-do c-p files 2024.

>forced to lick a hellhound's ass.

>real shota rapes

[Anonymous No.]

How can anyone dislike this silly fun youkai?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46577915
Stop posting the 'hus you have gorillion threads doe that

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>46577159
Seems like Ogres a tiny bit better

[Anonymous No.]

>>46578017
Where are our psychic monkeys KC?

[Anonymous No.]

Why must I touch cow?
What's her endgame?

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[Anonymous No.]

I will never lose to beast races!

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[Anonymous No.]

>>46578074
The endgame of all cows is to be milked.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46578074
The answer is to spawn a new herd.
Its the job of all cows.

Unless she's a cow in class and not in species.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46577915
Don't stop, but post cats instead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46578137
cow as a class is overplayed even though I enjoy it, when do monsters start taking oni or dragon as their cross-class instead? Slimes don't count, their race-trait allows them to take any and all classes.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>46578254
Dragons pitched a fit about dragon becoming a class so it only remains a rare race option.
Cow at least remains a solid buffing class and can multi-class or advance into a full-fledged set of prestige classes.

[Anonymous No.]

When you go through a lot of KC's making-of sketches for various girls, most of early sketch poses he uses often look better than the final sketch poses he adopts for the profile. Just my personal opinion on the matter.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>46578298
>advanced cow classes
Elaborate.

[Anonymous No.]

Chesh is finished now.
I've found a solid brick wall, but I've painted a tunnel leading to a fisho on it! An unsuspecting monster who wants a fisho may attempt to walk through my painted tunnel, but she would only hit her head on the brick wall instead!
It's perfect! Chesho will go splat against the wall thanks to her fisho cravings, and I will finally desmug the memekot once and for all!

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>>46578371
Milk Maid to double down on their support aspects, Field Guardian for a girl that wants to have some serious sustain power while fighting on the front line, and they've even brought out the Pasteurization Specialist alchemist subtype, although it does need some tweaking.
And lets not forget the Mad Cow barbarian archtype

[Anonymous No.]

>>46578374
>Desmugging cheshires
Blowing in her ears is equally as effective.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46578270
These just look inconvenient to have on your head.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46578402
Is the cow class compatible with skelletons?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46578479
Calcium tanks were too overpowered.

[Anonymous No.]

I told a mino she exercised too much and now I'm trappd against her sleeping body with my face under her armpit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46576895
I might have trouble resisting that had she curled up on my doorstep instead of my bed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46577915

It's all fun and games until she slams a train into your home

[Anonymous No.]

I know damn well that the fox across the street earns more money than I do, so why the fuck does she tear up my garbage bags every week looking for scraps of food?

[Anonymous No.]

Where's my designed kiki meido/wife at?
I need a cute monster to give me tongue baths!

[Anonymous No.]

>>46576641
Danukis are a smell, no touch kind of girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46578747
That's what they all say, until every part of your body is intimately touching hers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46578747
>Danuki smell
Stop, you'll summon him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46578766
How do you know that's not "him"?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46578479
Yes as the Skeletons still have a torso for sporting tiddies.
It actually makes them absurdly strong due to stacking their own calcium buffs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46578766
He never went away.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46576619
Back to an arc of Mommy Mare Milkers.
>based Krab

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>>46578790
Go away, shitposter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46578779
>still have a torso for sporting tiddies.
Would skelletal titties be normal breasts joined into the skelleton, or would they be
made out of soft bone/cartillage.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46578770
Because I'm him.

>>46578780
He did, and then he came back.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46578798
Look at the MGE skellington and you'll get an idea.

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>>46578757
I could never afford to pay a danuki, this is unrealistic. I'll simply stick to drawings of thick touhous and take the weird flirting from my boss as her weird way of being friendly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46578374
Comics-physics Chesh walks through the tunnel and returns with the Fishos.
>Coyote-Wan tries to follow her and hits the brickwall

[Anonymous No.]

>>46578800
I've ever only heard legends about you. Now any flattering ones, but legends nontheless.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46578790
Very elastic titties. So firm.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46578807
To be honest. I still don't quite know what that soft part of her body is. Is it just flesh? Some kind of magcal compound? Her solidified soul?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46578814
>...hits the wall
Ends up in Hagville after hitting the wall.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46578822
Soul stuff sounds fun.
Soft and squishy exctogoo

[Anonymous No.]

>>46578815
Probably half-true, half-false. I'm unremarkable and just a random anon with an obsession for monster girl mouth, tongue, spit, and breath. I'm not really worth anyone's time here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46578849
It beats a mommy fetish.

[Anonymous No.]

Dirty talk with a danuki:
>"Oh darling, I'm gonna liquidate your estate!"
>"Mmm, I'm gonna diversify your portfolio!"
>"Ohh! Invest in my womb, hubby!"
>Rattling of gold coins

[Anonymous No.]

State mandated Monster gf

[Anonymous No.]

>>46578854
Uncalled for! Unprovoked!

[Anonymous No.]

>>46578882
really annoying to wake up and have your town conquered by a monster ethnostate overnight. No, I don't need a thick succubus caseworker I need to go into work

[Anonymous No.]

>>46578790
I though the latest MGE Arc was going to just be Smiffu-shit recruiting more 2nd-tier MON girls at the onsen.
Crabman has redeemed himself in color.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46578882
if you misbehave they punish you by giving you a second wife, if you do too well they give you a second wife.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46578882
Due to a clerical error, I've been marked as married and have been saved from marriage

[Anonymous No.]

>>46579015
>Incoming bicorn

[Anonymous No.]

>>46579015
How innocent to think of you things would be so easy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46579024
>>46579032
Just because my wife only exists on paper doesn't mean it's not a valid marriage. This is government oppression

[Anonymous No.]

>>46578887
Mommyfags are kinda annoying ngl

[Anonymous No.]

Why does this thread so frequently post "ghosts" that are just a woman with hair covering her eyes? Anyone can look like that, including 3DPD.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46579108
Because we can, warhammercuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46579108
Warhammer ghost is not better

[Anonymous No.]

>>46579088
Your wife exists on paper? Some kind of creeping coin itten-momen hybrid where she's made out of dollar bills?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46579120
>>46579128
My rebuttal

[Anonymous No.]

>>46579108
Because its the traditional RING ghost look, along with being deathly pale.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46579157
>ghost blushing
What is this sorcery? She doesn't have blood!

[Anonymous No.]

>>46579168
It's a great look.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46579108
Setting aside the warhammershit you posted, this thread generally has an issue with tourists using weak excuses to post girls which you wouldn't even know aren't human if you didn't know their source material. Usually the excuse is
>b-but MGE has one girl like that

[Anonymous No.]

>>46579195
I agree, we need to post only cait sith

[Anonymous No.]

>>46579184
Blushing is cute so a ghost mamano is able to blush. It could also be that her equivalent of blood is ectoplasm.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46579195
I think what's worse is people using the extremely human looking mamano as an excuse to post ordinary women that aren't monstergirls in the universe they come from just because they share some aesthetic similarities.

[Anonymous No.]

Pharaohs and Wights are supposed to be the royalty of the undead but even they aren't immune to becoming impoverished patricians.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46579108
I wonder if she wants to praise nagash together.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46579281
So I'm not allowed to talk about Nurarihyon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46579320
Where did I imply any such thing?

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>>46579291
Well there are some that prefer mummies and zombies over them

[Anonymous No.]

>>46579320
Did you even read his post or did you just feel called out?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46579334
Human-looking mamonos are bad, after all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46579281
What about fanart of humans that are made into monstergirls?

[Anonymous No.]

I'll honestly take Warhammer mgs over more Gacha shit or all the Touhou shit we had earlier. At least that's the first time I've seen a Warhammer mg but can't say the same of all the fox-eared sameshit

[Anonymous No.]

>>46579281
Then we get into the big debate on whether dark mage/whatever are actually monster girls.
They're obviously not and it leads back into the debate of how many monster girl fans just want human women but femdom.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46579348
I don't even get why that's even a debate when they're obviously monsters. Just because they don't visibly look like monsters since they lack tails etc?

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>>46579348
Mick-kun, it's actually very simple and no debate is necessary.
Generic witches and mages are obviously not monster girls, but this is a Monster Girl Thread with MGE as the center focus as evidenced by OP having a bunch of MGE links in it, so MGE ones get a pass. Very easy to understand for anyone with at least two working brain cells.

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>>46579108
ooooo spooky.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46579360
I don't understand what you said anyone with any level of sanity will tell you dark mage and witch are just your bog standard jrpg mage.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46579371
Simple - just like with IRL women, the monster is on the inside instead of the outside. But the monster inside them is the good kind.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46579371
They aren't, since they have a profile in MGE. If you make a profile for a girl she automatically becomes a monster.

[Anonymous No.]

You guys really are so fucking retarded that you don't even need bait to derail the thread into meaningless arguments.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46579347
Some of it is nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46579347
Have this one then. It's also pretty easy to find monstergirl versions of the daemons with an internet search.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46579391
I agree, it is stupid to be so hostile to /tg/bros.

[Anonymous No.]

Welp, time to reset the clock.
Lets see how long it takes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46579459
I swear I've seen this one here before anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46579504
He's reposting the same shit over and over.

[Reformed Breathfag No.]

SNIFFFFF
Mmmm, danuki breath...

[Anonymous No.]

>>46578882
I wanted a monster wife! The (wo)man always has to keep me down, man...

>>46578912
I-I might have some use for a thicc succubus caseworker.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46579541
You've just got to game the system and attend any mixer events but not participate so that you never find a wife at them - maybe then your caseworker will get so frustrated she'll take you herself!

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[Anonymous No.]

>>46579660
>https://twitter.com/jasminericegirl/status/1287125343539798016
Nympho-girlfriends are nowhere near as fun as they sound.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46579660
Based Floridamaid

[Anonymous No.]

>>46579670
Nobody is excited after the fitteenth orgasm in a five hour sex marathon no matter what wishy washy excuse is given.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46579670
They are only fun as long as you can keep up with them. Luckily, that's not a problem with mamono.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46579670
Quick shot cats can't stand up to human stamina

[Anonymous No.]

>>46579802
This is overlooked fairly often. Wildly mismatched sex drives are a relationship problem no matter who has the headache, but with monsters one of you will just get hornier until you're both on the same level.

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>>46579869
Of course. monsters taking you over until you become a sex addicted fiend. What joy to look forward to.

[Anonymous No.]

Chesh gmod ragdolls when you headpat her

[Anonymous No.]

>>46579660
I want to molest my innocent kiki, I don't want to be molested by my kiki

[Anonymous No.]

>>46579888
Comedic soundeffects included.

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>>46579459
>>46579347
Another one. She has big floatation devices.

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>>46576619
Futa bae

[Anonymous No.]

Looks like the usual suspects had their bans expire. Have fun, anons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46580029
There are no lonely ratgirls near you.

[Anonymous No.]

Meido please do your job

[Anonymous No.]

>>46580051
New janny is too busy hawking for any post shitting on his irish buddy, please understand.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46580051
Alright. To get back on topic.
Imagine you went on holiday to the cat kingdom and you are cruising for a jinko wife or something but then all of a sudden a cait sith singles you out, walks over to you, bends over and puts her paws and foot paws on the ground, and tells you to fuck her in public.
What would you do?

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>>46580051
Sorry, I hired the kiki meido. She only cleans when I tell her to, and I haven't told her to yet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46580045
Good, my rat terrier is doing her job.

[Anonymous No.]

Why does she have such a smug smile?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46580051
We need the superior maid

[Anonymous No.]

>>46579884
>What joy to look forward to.

[Anonymous No.]

>Going to Mass with your devout, Polish, kikimora waif

[Anonymous No.]

>Holding hands with your kiki while cuddling on the couch

[Anonymous No.]

>>46580226
This but with a Troll

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[Anonymous No.]

I got carried away during sex and called my anubis wife a sand bitch and she hasn't talked to me since. How do I fix this?

[Anonymous No.]

Can you handle monster taunts?

[Anonymous No.]

>Accidently call loli wife "mom"

[Anonymous No.]

It is a nobles duty to take up the sword in service to her people.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46580284
Anal. Preferably with her face in the sand. You must make her understand.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46580293
>She's actually old enough to be your mother

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>>46580321
Anon, stop posting Seigfried's wife.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46580352
SABBAAAAAAAAAAATH!

[Anonymous No.]

Burberg

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>>46580291
No I'll probably burst into tears.

[Anonymous No.]

Day 17
>My kiki is still restrained
>The house has not been cleaned in over 2 weeks
>Dust everywhere
>Trash strewn about
>Dirty dishes growing mold
>Dirty clothes in a pile emitting a funk
>Kiki is on the verge of her breaking point
>She repeats "Must Clean" to herself in whispers all day long
Next step is to waste seed in front of her and throw it away.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46580365
No monster can defeat the bruorgra

[Anonymous No.]

>>46580393
Holsts can.

[Anonymous No.]

All other members of my adventuring party shall be thick monster children wearing micro bikini or pelvic curtains.

[Anonymous No.]

>The boyas back in town
>The boyas back in town

[Anonymous No.]

I love the sound of birds chirping, especially after the cold winter drives them away.
When the portals open, I'm gonna open a harpy sanctuary where all harpies of all kinds have a safe place to play, sing, and enjoy fellowship.

I also love the sounds of crickets, bugs, and frogs at night during the warmer months.
So also when the portals open, I'll also open a sanctuary for friendly swamp girls like bugs, frogs, and the like.

It's gonna be very fun and wholesome!

[Anonymous No.]

>>46580410
I need a thunderbird with thunderthighs,

[Anonymous No.]

I don't care how much a Demon kisses me, I won't fall for her!

[Anonymous No.]

>>46580440
Anon, they can see right through your lies. They know you just want more kisses.

[Anonymous No.]

Confession

[Anonymous No.]

>>46580352
Thst one lolibaba mama manga was hot even if I felt guilty

[Anonymous No.]

>>46580450
Weakness to massive milky monster mammaries

[Anonymous No.]

>>46580450
I might fap to a western style girl monster

[Anonymous No.]

>>46580450
I am really attracted to big smelly monster asses

[Anonymous No.]

>>46580440
The demons don't want you to know this but they're the ones weak to kissing

[Anonymous No.]

>>46580450
I really liked the sports and gaping stuff but I'm scared of talking about it on the thread or to reply to the ones that post that

[Anonymous No.]

>>46580450
I secretly want to cuddle with a monstergirl and let myself be surrounded by her warmth and presence through every single one of my senses while we lovingly kiss.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46580450
I want to fuck wurm in her original form.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46580450
The main reason I like undeads is because I fear death so much becoming psudo-immortal sounds like a great fucking deal even if I only get a zombie or ghost wife.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46580493
To re-iterate like, watermelon size and above

[Anonymous No.]

>>46580450
I find anal sex hotter than vaginal sex, specially with hags

[Anonymous No.]

>go on a date with miss lich
>hangout at a beach bar with her
>she barely says anything and just makes a blank, emotionless face the whole time
>doesn't laugh at any jests or react to conversation, just sips her drink and nods quietly
>go home feeling awkward that night and lie telling her I enjoyed it
>she asks me out on another date a few days later
>decline and telp her I don't think it will work out and then block her
>eh, she won't react to it anyway
>she'll just move on like I will
Fucking hell what is with Liches? I've seen walls with more emotion.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46580569
They're going to get pregnant either way. Might as well enjoy yourself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46580573
>Anon was later dragged into Lich's room by a horde of tearful zombies sad because mom was also sad
Get ready to learn a lot of names and birthdays, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

What deodorants and soaps do lilims use to make them smell so good?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46579660
>that pic
"I am under what?"
"Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest."
"Get your hand off my penis!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>46580526
Mutual mindbreak? Nice! It's all the fun of an oomukade without the stinky bug!

[Anonymous No.]

>>46580598
Sire are you sniffing the lilims and then just running away before they can react

[Anonymous No.]

>>46580573
With mantises and liches I like to imagine they're actually really expressive but it's subtle. Like a secret language for just the two of you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46580598
Explosion

[Anonymous No.]

>>46580618
I can smell them from a mile away sir.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46580618
There's no rule against it

[Anonymous No.]

>>46580622
Some anons had a little idea a few years ago that Mantids actually communicate through little antennae twitches or slight mouth movements and it was really cute. Seeing your girlfriend "talk" to your sister when you first started dating thinking she's probably just saying hi or basic chit chat meanwhile they're both gushing over how happy they are that your gf finally got a man, how nice you are to her or other gushy romantic crap. With Liches if I had to apply that to them I prefer them wanting to be showers rather than tellers. Like if they noticed their new husband that didn't really know how Liches worked were a bit bummed out at how she never shows much of a reaction to his affection making a potion or spell that makes him feel how she does for him every day and being completely floored with how much his Lich wife loves him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46580532
Same, I even wanted to write a story about it but better not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46580649
>Lich sad that Anon doesn't understand her makes him a potion that makes him 1000% more empathetic than usual
>They go on a date
>Anon is a bit disturbed by how emotive everyone else is being but his wife just looks like a normal woman
>Oh.
>The potion wears off but Anon takes the lesson
>His favorite expression is the tiny smile she makes after their good morning kiss
Cute. Also, she just developed a treatment for autism but doesn't give half a damn. Mission accomplished.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46580699
Sure, the simplest solution would be her smashing her phylactary and just physically show it but I do prefer the idea of letting Anon FEEL how she lives on a daily basis. It would be funny if Anon and his wife made a billion dollar business purely by starting out as a way for kuudere monsters to show their husbands how much they love them though. I bet the potions would be real popular for monsters wanting to show captured Order knights how much monsters love them. Oh! Even better if the potion works by having the monster take a sip, and kiss the potion back into her man's mouth!

[Anonymous No.]

>>46580724
I thought about her making herself more expressive instead, but that only does half the job; sure it'd be clear she loved him after that, but he still wouldn't know how to read her afterward.

Come to think, it would kinda suck to be an ex-orderite with an expressionless wife when they don't understand her yet. Amazons might like something similar as well.

[Anonymous No.]

>parents constantly arguing
>they're threatening divorce at the family reunion
>shit this is awkward
>a couple weeks pass
>mom monsterizes
>does what monsters do and fucks her man senseless
>next family get-together mom and dad are happy and cuddling with each other
>it's still awkward anyway because they're clearly just barely holding back the urge to fuck on the dining room table

[Anonymous No.]

>>46580777
>Amazon gets a guy with an avoidant personality that keeps his feelings to himself for one reason or another
>Always rants to her sisters how she can't tell if he even actually likes her or if he's just scared of her
>Lich's traveling horde passes by the village, begins handing out free samples to the Amazons that are having hubby troubles
>Amazon then feels the tiniest spark in her husband kept hidden by fear of being rejected or because he was raised in an environment that never let him really learn what his feelings mean or etc etc
>Buys an entire crate of the stuff and rushes back home
>Next time she's seen she has a baby bump and is expecting triplets

[Anonymous No.]

>ten years after portals
>you and your wife are approached by a lilim
>she says they're planning to open portals on another world and she's putting together an invasion force
>it's mostly single girls looking for a husband but she wants some people with experience of the last portal event to help lead them

[Anonymous No.]

>>46580450
I saw mge hyper preg art and found it kind of hot, also saved it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46580849
Why can't she go? Surely she has a husband.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46580785
At least they're less weird than what happened to your creepy uncle. No one was surprised when he alped though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46580879
Kill yourself

[Anonymous No.]

>BACK IN KAK
>SHE SUCKS MY SACK
>DICK'S TOO LONG, IT GOES TO THE BACK
>YES I LET LOOSE, SPILL MY JUICE
>SHE DON'T KEEP ME HANGING ABOUT

[Anonymous No.]

Bros, how can i prevent my nerd pyrow gf from calling sex "doing the clipping intoeachother glitch".

[Anonymous No.]

>>46581030
Facefuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46581057
I did it and now she wants me to "abuse her no gag reflex bug"

[Anonymous No.]

boog fix?

[Anonymous No.]

boog broke...

[Anonymous No.]

>>46581228
>>46581275
boog need appoll

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>46581284
>U-uhm you're supposed to be afraid.
>C-can you stop? I'm supposed to steal your soul and scare you to death.
>O-oh they never said it would be this difficult.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46581228
Yes, she can fix you up.
>>46581275
You could give her some money then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46581228
2000 rounds of depleted uranium

[Anonymous No.]

I will not pay the protection money. I refuse to be intimidated in my own home.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46581308
Fuck off faggot

[Anonymous No.]

>>46581314
>Why Anon, we would never intimidate you in your own home...but outside of it, we can-
>"Boss, what if he just uses orderin' services?"
>Excuse me?
>"I'm just sayin' boss, if he doesn't leave his home and uses those orderin' services he can't come out of his home and be intimidated."
>....Touche.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46581314
if only there was some other way you could pay

[Anonymous No.]

spray foxes with a cold hose

[Anonymous No.]

>>46581314
sure would be a shame if some clueless foxlets was told that shes the "guardian deity" of your home.

[Anonymous No.]

>Family gets into a terrible car accident one evening
>Everyone lived but you got glass in both of your eyes and were left blind
>You clearly remember the panic and despair you felt, and you remember the doctor's words as well
>Your next clear memory is of your 6th birthday, which happened about 4 months after the accident
>You remember opening your presents, seeing them with your perfectly normal, perfectly functional eyes
>You have no recollection of the time in between these two points and no one else has ever had answers for you
>What's even more strange is that the Shoggoth you showed up at your door the first day you were living on your own seems to be hiding something, as she always looks away and tells you that she's sure you'll remember someday, before wearing a sad smile for a time afterwards

[Anonymous No.]

>>46580450
I want to marry Druella.

[Anonymous No.]

smack 8ft hellhounds with rolled up newspaper

[Anonymous No.]

>>46581355
Th-they wouldn't DARE

[Anonymous No.]

Don't go snitching to my local Sabbath branch, but I think their baphomet is very very cute and I would not mind offering her my hand in marriage, even if she's way too far out of my league to approach.

[Anonymous No.]

did you know that elf ears are like tree rings, in that you can tell how much of a saggy hag virgin they are with the length to height ratio

[Anonymous No.]

>>46581397
oops! her someone just consecrated your property. oh my, they left a really clingy one to tend to it. please take good care of her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46580573
Rejected Lich looks down at her phone with the barest glimmer of a frown but inside her heart is completely shattered (she already had a photo she secretly took of you on your date as her lockscreen)

[Anonymous No.]

>>46580554
Remember Anon Christ defeated death when he died and rose again for your sins. Confess and believe on the Cross and He is mighty and just to save. perfect love casts out all fear

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>46576633
I'd die but I'd die happy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46576633
Pink is bad for you

[Anonymous No.]

>>46581555
prove it

[Anonymous No.]

Which mamono would be willing to have lovey-dovey, face-to-face pegging sex with me?
Uh, asking for a friend.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46581615
>>>/trash/

[Anonymous No.]

>>46581555
That hound might need ot be pinker.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46576764
Shame Gaira almost never has anything good in it

[Anonymous No.]

>>46581524
>Ova-drive
Heh

[Anonymous No.]

Purge all evil with a Valkyrie, then marry, then missionary for the sole purpose of procreation

[Anonymous No.]

>>46581711
But if you purge all evil, then what's left for guys like me, eh? Don't be selfish there, pal!

[Anonymous No.]

>>46581711
There I purged the evil from her body

[Anonymous No.]

>>46577259
I love hag saggers

[Anonymous No.]

Friday night, a time made for you and your auntster

[Anonymous No.]

>>46581747
She became yucky and evil!

[Anonymous No.]

>>46581781
She needs blanket correction

[Anonymous No.]

all yetis should be plump for maximum hug efficiency

[Anonymous No.]

>>46581825
She looks like she'd offer me a hot drink, some snacks, and a good book

[Anonymous No.]

>>46581724
All that purged evil has to go somewhere. You can probably make a small dark valk out of it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46581834
How small?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46581782
No the evil was removed

[Anonymous No.]

>>46581840
How big was her evil?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46581845
NOW SHE'S EVEN MORE EVIL AAAAHHH

[Anonymous No.]

AAAAAAA I HATE DRUELLA I HATE DRUELLA I HATE DRUELLA I HATE DRUELLA SHE TOLD WURMY TO BULLDOZE MY HOUSE
NEVER FORGIVE (ok i'll forgive wurmy, how can you hate wurmy BUT NOT DRUELLA)

[Anonymous No.]

Grem-sam wanted to test a new bra design.
She didn't say how but she's now got tits bigger than her head.

[Anonymous No.]

Make the middle age fockses feel young by either pairing them with young human lads, age 15-16 minimum; or YOU romance them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46581845
NEED
EVIL
WIFE

[Anonymous No.]

Another friday is here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46581881
Sorry Anon, but that's just how it goes sometimes. Weird how so many single men are having their properties seized by Eminent Domain. At least they make sure that there's someone willing to house us before they kick us out.

[Anonymous No.]

Hug the bug.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46581314
>refuse to kneel to the mofukuza and pay their protection fees or fried tofu
>come home one day to find your apartment cleaner than you've ever seen it before
>no dirty dishes, carpet vacuumed, floor swept, surfaces dusted, clothes folded, bed made
>everything is spotless except for a single mofu hair resting on your pillow

[Anonymous No.]

>>46582105
Rookie mistake stepping on kiki territory

[Anonymous No.]

>>46578074
Seduction.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46582094
Poor guy is already in leg lock. It takes 9 tonnes of force to break out of it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46582140
She's a cute bug and deserves her hug. That Anon has nothing to fear and no regrets.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46582146
But monsters are dangerous...

[Anonymous No.]

>>46582166
Nah.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>46581823
Oh she will get corrected alright

[Anonymous No.]

>>46582216
NOOO WHAT IS THIS WOCK DOING!!!???

[Anonymous No.]

which mgs would play lethal company, which mgs wouldn't?

[Anonymous No.]

Tacokot story
https://archiveofourown.org/works/55158367?show_comments=true&view_full_work=false#comment_762640009

[Anonymous No.]

>>46582094
appol

[Anonymous No.]

>>46582166
The real danger is not having a monsterwife in your life

[Anonymous No.]

>>46580450
I'm not mentally stable to handle a relationship

[Anonymous No.]

>>46580450
Without their clothing or accent, I can't tell Youko and Inara apart.

[Anonymous No.]

Goodnight Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember to pay attention when a dryad says a friend of hers is budding.
It can mean two wildly different things depending on context....although now that I think about it both of them will probably result in her trying to you hook you up with her friend

[Anonymous No.]

>spending Friday night with my auntster
>obviously quite tired but relaxed in the sofa while she starts cuddling by my side
>she says she wants to watch something special
>the GIGA league is on with the late night matches since they are competing in other side of the world
>it's the Hagville team fighting against some Zipanguese overseas teams
>she says "I would have loved to participate but I don't have a partner to join the team"
>while she says that her gaze turns to me and says "do you want to try out if we have potential?"
>ended up spending the rest of the night balls deeps inside of her holes, expanding them with my meat
Now that's a proper Friday stress relief

[Anonymous No.]

wonder if its possible to still hate a monster post rape, can the power of spite contend with a monsters charm. maybe get an apology out of her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46580569
>I find anal sex hotter than vaginal sex
Same here, although in my case it's bogies and kikis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46576619
Honestly, I really hope when the day of the portals really happen. Non-wholesome and non-vanilla porn ESPECIALLY NTR ends up getting outlawed and criminalized by our new mamono overlords. Even the "tamer" non-vanilla and unwhoelsome porn gets criminalized too, and any form of entertaining the idea of making such porn and lewds be considered a Thought Crime.

I mean it is established Eros despises cheating and infidelity, which I bring up because with the monsters and demon energy setting upon our world, it means the "divine powers" including MGE pantheon also now have influence in our world. Therefore, the moment Eros gets a whiff or any info of the type of material in our media we consume to see cheating and NTR as subgenres in romance stories. She'd absolutely flip, appear in our world physically to tell us all that we should cease any NTR and unwholesome porn or stories that goes against love and romance. Call me a neopuritan or "anti", but fucking hell is shit like NTR, cheating and all the other non-vanilla crap so common place and plentiful these days. So much so that vanilla is less common and I admit, I am just a sucker for romance or even romance-leaning Slice of Life stories. And when there plenty of romance or Slice of Life stories that don't have any decent doujins that isn't rape, BLACK'D, or NTR.

Just so I won't ramble on any further. What laws, policies or methods do monster girls employ throughout their realms and territories to enforce anti-NTR and "no unwholesome doujins allowed" laws? Wouldn't the Eros Church and any "Ministry of Love" in the demon realms create and enforce such laws because shit like that goes against their message, rules and existence? Especially Eros and Eros monsters?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46582825
what would happen to those caught smuggling the stuff?

[Reformed Breathfag No.]

>>46581781
>>46582572
>>46582230
SNIFFFF

[Anonymous No.]

>>46582825
>Even the "tamer" non-vanilla and unwholesome porn gets criminalized too
sounds way too broad for my liking, i enjoy fantasies of being raped and id consider that non-vanilla and unwholesome

[Anonymous No.]

>>46576619
>carelessly wandering in the late stage higher leveled areas and encountering a high leveled/rank Order Paladin with her large and extra health bar, armor bar, magical shields and elemental shields and has the scary skull icon next to her name and health bar

[Anonymous No.]

>>46582872
Invites her to the party

[Anonymous No.]

>>46582872
"Glad to see another human,still using swords i see...personally i prefer guns,but anyway so what's your story paladin?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>46582872
Go back to /tg/

[Anonymous No.]

Hero worship is unhealthy

[Anonymous No.]

>>46581615
>Pegging
Magic exists. Ask your wife to grow a futa cock next time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46583041
No this isn't heckin' wholesome shut up

[Anonymous No.]

>>46583047
Lovey dovey futa sex with your monster wife

[Anonymous No.]

There is nothing stopping me from killing a Valkyrie for fun while she desperately begs for salvation from a goddess who won't help her so I can live out my fantasy of being an unrepentant, evil silent slasher who preys on pretty young girls with a sharp blade.

[Anonymous No.]

Wow, literally every post is just one shitposter

[Anonymous No.]

>>46583068
How nice of you to confess.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46583068
Anon I'm sorry to tell you there are multiple people posting in this thread

[Anonymous No.]

>>46583068
Yeah, on a caturday. It's not even fun

[Anonymous No.]

>>46583068
>just one
No, there's plenty of retarded crossboarders nowadays and having a malicious janny purposely ignoring all kinds of shit only enables them.

[Anonymous No.]

tfw your cheshire friend pranks you by marrying you and tthen pranks you again by getting you pregnant with her futa chesh cock

[Anonymous No.]

marry and have children with elves

[Anonymous No.]

Alright, so you guys know incubi, right? Do they always look identical to human men? Or do they get some monster characteristics that are in line with what kind of a monster their wife is? I know there are exceptions like how abyssal incubi can be things like jetpacks and giant spiders though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46583083
>badmouthing janny
Now that's a ban. You're supposed to praise her and call her meido.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46583103
Only if he Alps and turns into an Alp Kiki

[Anonymous No.]

>>46583125
Only thing I'd alp for is a fat cocked monster girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>46583095
Well I suppose I could, but I don't know about learning Elvish

[Anonymous No.]

>>46583095
Her sister is better

[Anonymous No.]

>>46583101
Imagine an abyssal haremfag

[Anonymous No.]

>>46583125
>Alp kiki
That's not how it works...

[Anonymous No.]

>>46582911
>>46582923
You are low level scrawny newb who decided to carelessly wander off to the high level areas meant to for later campaign story chapters. You're skills are either 0s or 1s, how do you expect to "successfully" invite that high rank Order Paladin to your party? No, dumb luck chances won't happen because you're that low leveled.

[Anonymous No.]

>hiring single dormice to be air fresheners, bed warmers, and tea sweeteners

[Anonymous No.]

>>46583125
There are no such thing as alp kikimoras.

Source: Trust me, bro.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46583152
Do you, like, get off to being an off-topic pest? That seems Alpish

[Anonymous No.]

>>46583181
Friendly fire much? Didn't post that female paladin image. Just playing along, how do you plan to successfully invite such a powerful enemy with such a low level and stats?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Why must nuns be sexualized?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46583565
monster girl thread

[Anonymous No.]

>>46583583
>Heart pupils
>Tongue piercing

Standard normal Nuns DO NOT have degenerate body piercings. And isn't heart pupils a tall tale sign of corruption?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46583615
the bar is so very low and you have yet to clear it

[Anonymous No.]

Can you fix her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46583682
What did she do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46583706
Creator made her gay.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>46583615
You should've said it's a Dark Mage or Nurarihyon in her cosplay outfit to make it a monstergirl.

[Anonymous No.]

Obesity should not be celebrated.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46583891
>Obesity
Outdated, unscientific and offensive term, everyone uses thicc, chonky and meaty instead, and you should too.

[Anonymous No.]

>Why must nuns be sexualized?
Because they're sexy. There's nothing sexier than imagining someone pure and holy violating her morals to visibly lust after you.
>Holding your hand
>Interlacing your fingers
>A gentle kiss on the cheek
>A whimper she can't help but let escape from her lips...
And then the beast is upon you, crying for forgiveness but unable to stop.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46583891
American website, hag supremacy thread. We worship bags of fat and hamburgers here

[Anonymous No.]

>>46583729
Ah, well just like neeko I will ignore it and make her straight in my head

[Anonymous No.]

>>46584032
imagine your head between those foxy funbags while her tail wraps around you.

[Anonymous No.]

Imagine getting throat fucked by an apophis' tongue

[Anonymous No.]

It's Caturday.

[Anonymous No.]

I definitely do not want to cuddle and do nice things to an ocelomeh to make her happy.

[Anonymous No.]

You're listening to Midnights with Mindy, and we're just about to enter our Caturday Night Fever playlist, three hours of uninterrupted classic disco to make you move your body, but first a word from our sponsors. I have a message here, written in crayon, which is a little unusual, but they paid good money and I'm easy, I'll read anything so perk up those ears people.
"Consider Greenworms."
And there you have it, folks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46584264
Happy Caturday everyone!

[Anonymous No.]

>>46584530
>>46584264
Nice kots

[Anonymous No.]

cat...???

[Anonymous No.]

>>46584639
No, dirty fox, shaving punishment

[Anonymous No.]

>>46584530
this would be me but with the tassles on her boobs

[Anonymous No.]

>>46584530
One more proof that apophys are superior to pharaoh.

[Anonymous No.]

Does the Cat Kingdom have any fun celebrations on Caturday, or is every day just Caturday there?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46584042
>Apophis overwhelming her victim with a deep kiss that leaves him almost unable to breathe.
>He’s too lightheaded to stop her from pulling down his pants and coiling her tongue around his cock.
>By the time he even remembers where he is he’s cumming in her mouth because of her tonguejob
Dear lord give me strength

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>46581825
>>46581831
Shortstack tavern maid Yeti who welcomes you from the cold with a warm smile and fresh mug of local Winterstown tap

[Anonymous No.]

>>46584911
Always look up to prevent this I guess.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46584945
Make her your wife so she welcomes you home with a hug, a comfy blanket and pillow nest, a mug of spiced cider, a well tended fireplace and a lazy blowjob.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46583873
>unironicly want monsters this fat to sit on me
I think I have a death wish.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46584911
>dodge her claws and get in between her legs.
>put aside her feathers and start agressively worshiping her.
>she cums and faints
Too easy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46576619
>"I do not serve! I RULE- *ooofff*"

[Anonymous No.]

>>46585117
IS THAT A

[Anonymous No.]

>>46585122
Why, I reckon it is! It's a purple snake. Doesn't that just beat all? Now I've seen everything!

[Anonymous No.]

>>46585117
Now I'm going to be thinking about Miss Pophis's long purple tongue all day.

[Anonymous No.]

I saw the purple snek titty.
Pharoah fans you have to do better at winning people over, because right now I am 100% team grape.

[Anonymous No.]

>Come home after long shift at work
>Go to bedroom
>Room has some smelly goat stink in it
>Lay down on a bed
>Put arm beneath pillow
>Find a sabbat pamphlet with Bapho-chan's face on it
>Toss it in the trash
>Fall asleep
>The end
Not today, hag loli

[Anonymous No.]

>>46585230
I think the agressively sexual tension in their rivalry improves them both in comparison to if they were standalone characters. Being tempted by the devilshly seductive Apophis into toppling the stern and arrogant ruler and transforming her into a horny slut who can only think about your cock is too good of a fantasy. Even better when you get to corrupt and mindbreak her trusworthy Anubis servant right before her eyes giving her a tease of what is to come.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to be enslaved by a grape snake. I want to be her boy toy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46585247
this is the last time il order anything with Sabath™ same-day summoning circle delivery.

[Anonymous No.]

I wouldn't mind injecting myself into a 2000 year rivalry between a grape snek and pharoh only to be double-teamed, bitten, god-voiced, drained and corrected for my foolish human arrogance.
I will bring peace to the desert kingdoms by becoming their pillows.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46585318
Sounds nice. Being coiled up by a lamia is good enough, being snuggled and coiled up with someone else must be godly.

[Anonymous No.]

I need a pharaoh to be my chocolate goddess. I want to lick and tongue her chocolate asshole.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46585474
I'd rather lick her tongue and lips.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46585474
Sandwiched between a pharoahs ass and an apophis butt, rimming each equally...

[Anonymous No.]

>>46585529
>>46585474
>eating the poopoo
Gross

[Anonymous No.]

Sabbath larpers can't hide the granny smell.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46585050
>pillow nest
Tavern maid yeti can afford a fancy canopy bed with curtains, fur blankets, and big enough to cuddle with her future husband

[Anonymous No.]

>>46585757
monstergirls don't poo unless you're a freak that wants them to

[Anonymous No.]

Do pharaohs and other desert girls lactate chocolate milk?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46585784
Cool headcanon. But eating ass is still gross.

Be normal and just kiss them on the lips and hold hands.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46585831
No.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm studying so that I can work in a kindergarten in the future. At least there I'll be safe from the lecherous stares and only have innocent, happy, little smiles around me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46585839
What about apophosis? Do they really lactate grape juice?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46583152
i'm still a initiate of the brotherhood of steel,low level or not i still can give damage support as well as administer first-aid

[Anonymous No.]

I tried to find a way to apply femdom to harpies who don't have hands and now I can't stop thinking about licking harpy talons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46576619
Was Miss titania always so tall?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46585831
>>46585908
Don't listen to anon. Brown girls give chocolate milk, purpke girls give grape milk, and blue girls give blueberry milk.
t. Milk expert.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46585295
Can't you find a more dignified job, like her cuddle slave, or lipstick canvas, or beloved servant. At least try to upgrade yourself to heat pillow.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to enslave a grape snake. i want to be her emperor

[Anonymous No.]

>>46586058
>t. brown ushi seeing my order form to purchase her choco milk

[Anonymous No.]

>>46585775
Yes but that’s not as cozy as setting up a nest of pillows and blankets on that big bed.

[Anonymous No.]

eros worship should be outlawed, her and her cultists ruin everything

[Anonymous No.]

>>46585318
Just imagine them deciding to end their rivalry once and for all with a contest to see who can make you cum more.
By the end of it they’ve raped you so much that they can’t even consider fighting anymore and you wake up the next morning as the consort to the two rulers of the kingdom.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46586216
HEAR ME OUT. Eros cows have *STRAWBERRY MILK*.
>captcha: 4HVRT

[Anonymous No.]

>>46586216
>On the Internet, no one knows I’m a single bitter Lilim!

[Anonymous No.]

All lims are really cute, but there's way too many social hoops you'd have to jump through to even get a shot at being a husband to one of them, so I'll just be happy with a normal succubus instead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46586206
She has both, tavern maid yeti has the comfiest bed in all of Winterstown and no husband to share it with, it’s a sad tale

[Anonymous No.]

>>46585050
>Lazy blowjob
Underrated

[Anonymous No.]

>>46586277
not really, just apprach and say hi

[Anonymous No.]

Jurassic Park's rex chase scene except it's a monster girl running after her husband.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46586277
But you have to admit, they're totally worth the effort
I mean, look at this

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

https://imgbox.com/g/WfVB19avQ9
Wikifag here, this week's new additions add up to 27. This concludes the weekly report.
New Images start here: https://imgbox.com/NL5wzH4X

Search schedule is at the bottom: https://mgearchive.neocities.org/fanartgalleries.html

[Anonymous No.]

>>46586685
I don't see anything there a regular succ couldn't provide.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46586727
Why is bapho upset?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46586742
Dark mage lolified herself to steal a potential onichan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46586277
Just pick one, its like a barking bucket of demon princesses

[Anonymous No.]

>>46586727
>uncensored version of that cockatrice art
Nice

[Anonymous No.]

Would you a lolified version of your favourite mg?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46587182
>Loli kiki, cheshire, or jinko
Yes.
Yes would.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46587182
No. Hebefied maybe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46587182
>Black harpy, Lich, Soggoth
I mean, yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46587182
No. Lolis are faggot shit for retarded pedophiles.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46586727
i'm glad donki_kikimora is back. his twitter poofed for a while and i would certainly miss his scribbles

[Anonymous No.]

>let me scratch your back anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>46587182
That's already what I want. Pale, flawless pear loli body in lingerie. Huge child ass in a lace thong and plump thighs squeezed by lacy thighhighs. Faint, nearly flat breasts half-visible through a tiny nightgown. Imagine

[Anonymous No.]

The ideal kiki should be a minimum of 7ft 5in tall so she can reach and clean all the places that are too high up for master to reach.

[Anonymous No.]

monsters really dig it when you're literate

[Anonymous No.]

>>46587394
One day Gobbie will be a true hero of justice!
She'll be tall, strong, and sweep Anon off his feet with her suave demeanor!

[Anonymous No.]

What would you do if your wife would say "Let's take over this planet!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>46587432
seems like a lot of work and upkeep

[Anonymous No.]

>>46587432
I'd tell her that rulership brings with it responsibilities that I don't want

[Anonymous No.]

>>46587432
>Phantom wife
Well, I can guess how this is gonna end.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46587182
no, I don't want the inferior version

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>46587776
Foul curse

[Anonymous No.]

>>46587776
A truly devious weapon, used by monster girls to hide their exaggerated curves until the moment is right.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46587861
A beach episode favorite. Almost as good as magical chest wraps.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46588037
>Prim and proper lamia that has a crush on Anon goes to the beach.
>Has always worn fairly conservative, noble clothing and a rather slim figure.
>Comes out of the changing room in a frilly bikini except her tits look like they've suddenly grown to the size of her head.
>Likewise, the tomboy hinezumi has changed into some trunks and a bikini top, her chest bindings gone and revealing she's equally endowed.
>The two exchange a look as anon stares on in confusion, seemingly assessing each other and coming to some silent agreement.
>"Anon, would you mind applying some sunblock on me?"
>"Hey Anon, can you put some sunscreen on me?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>46587605
>"So am I the hero trying to stop you this time or...?"
>"NO! We're gonna take it over together and use the world to fulfil our every whim and pleasure!"
>"Alright, I'll go prep the stage"
>"Thank you dear"

[Anonymous No.]

>>46588066
The fire rat will never understand why I enjoy undoing the knot so much. Who am I kidding, yes she will, she's a monster.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46588101
>"Hey Anon? Why do you like undoing the knot so much?"
>Its an innocent question, she's never been one to really try and seduce you o-
>"I mean, do you just like feeling the thing giving way so my tits pop out and you get to see the initial wobble or do you just like knowing you're going to see them at their actual size?"
>W-what?
>"Oh! Maybe you just like seeing me topless? I could do that if you want you know? Well, maybe not in winter but-"
>OK, maybe she's not as innocent as you thought.

[Anonymous No.]

Let your fairy wife be taller than you at least 50% of the time.
It is bad luck if you don't.

[Anonymous No.]

Mesugaki Automaton?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46587384
You get a reverse aging haggified version

[Anonymous No.]

>>46587182
Yes but only if I get to be a shota so we can relive our childhood friendship with no lewd elements.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46587385
She can akso easily hide her master under her skirt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46588382
>shotafy for your mg childhood friend
>begin platonic love route just a god intended
>her mother can't stop drooling around you
>brain easily hypnotized by large breasts
Your shot at pure love never stood a chance

[Anonymous No.]

>>46588456
You know you don't need to insert your fetishes into every conversation, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46588477
Speak for yourself, I like hornyposts.

[Anonymous No.]

>Alp because of all the shitposting you did
>Your monster girl childhood friend is devastated
>She starts searching for a solution where you two can be together, all the while you're too busy shitposting
>One night she breaks down your room's door and barges in
>She has a fat futa cock and balls
>"If you won't impregnate me then I will impregnate you"
And that's how you got five daughters and two sons

[Anonymous No.]

>>46587182
I wouldn't marry or lewd her, but I could adopt her and raise her as my own daughter.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>46588477
woah i guess i wont mention monstergirls then

[Anonymous No.]

>Pov you picked up a hebi's pen for her after she dropped it in class

[Anonymous No.]

>>46587182
True Loli danuki please

[Anonymous No.]

>>46588839
>She dropped it such that it hit your leg and foot
>She dropped it on purpose
Does it really count as fate when you go through hoops to force it to happen?
I guess hebi doesn't really care. The ends justify the means.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46588839
Anon you don't understand. You were blinking "I love you" in zipangese morse code.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46588839
indirect handholding...

[Anonymous No.]

Cumming on the pharaoh's face

[Anonymous No.]

Not disrespecting the pharaoh by treating her like a sex object.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46588959
no thanks

[Anonymous No.]

Baphos stay permalolis by magic and not by their species genetics.

Truth is, baphos are a monsterized version of Damascus goats. And when they become adults, they become really ugly. So ugly that the regular succ mana radiating from the DL and her daughters isn't enough to cure. So they can only stay beautiful by becoming permalolis.

Source: Straight from the banned forbidden archives at sabbat hq.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46588959
It's her fault for barging in on your private time without knocking

[Anonymous No.]

>>46588986
there is vagina behind her tail

[Anonymous No.]

>>46589084
Hope so.
I'd be quite upset if it was a scrotum and penis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46588653
Kinda hot ngl

[Anonymous No.]

>>46589084
thats just a myth

[Anonymous No.]

>(You)ing your own bait an hour later since you got 0 replies
Pathetic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46589041
This sounds like hag propaganda

[Anonymous No.]

>>46588959
Waste of perfectly good horny.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46589084
the what now???

[Anonymous No.]

How do you not fall for fox tricks?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46589100
How about a scrotum and TWO penises? You could slide your penis between hers! I bet that'd be super hot.

[Anonymous No.]

>get confronted by hellhound
>figure there's no escape anyway so you might as well be histrionic before the inevitable rape
>"Pffft, you can't rape me."
>yfw the hellhound suddenly tears up and breaks down and says you're right
>turns out she's a nerhound with a lot of freckles and has no confidence, is too shy and introverted
Wwyd about her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46589198
Ask her if she wants to play Factorio online.

[Anonymous No.]

>nerd posting again
Don't do it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46588701
>marry
>adopt
Why choose just one?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46588986
Is there a biome that hasn't been infested by the Sabbath?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46589223
space

[Anonymous No.]

I wanted to adopt a monster daughter but I'm given a marriage certificate instead of adoption papers

[Anonymous No.]

>>46589194
Homosexuality is a mortal sin, and you'll go to Hell for it. Also, it's gross.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46587384
I really want a loli Troll drawn by Nav, sadly I have been jobless for two months and my third worlder salary doesn't allow me to request art

[Anonymous No.]

>>46589153
>>46589049
I made that post just because the thought made me horny but I forgot that KC actually did draw a pharaoh bukkake
https://monstergirlencyclopedia.miraheze.org/wiki/Pharaoh

[Anonymous No.]

>>46589232
it's for tax purposes, don't worry about it

[Anonymous No.]

>>46589179
Do you want to hear my honest answer?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

What will I paint on wurmys scales?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46589375
flames so she goes faster

[Anonymous No.]

>>46589375
Flames but black! So everyone knows that this wurm isn’t to be messed with!

[Anonymous No.]

>>46589375
Dazzle camouflage

[Anonymous No.]

The wurms monopoly on the retarded monstergirl market has gone for too long. We need to introduce a new competitor.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46589413
There's always Jubjub.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46589413
I propose birb

[Anonymous No.]

>>46589413
Sorry anon. Wurm is too big to fail

[Anonymous No.]

>>46589419
stumped

[Anonymous No.]

>>46589423
>>46589419
The jubjub is a failed attempt. Her horniness detters from her low IQness in a negative way. She has found a niche in the market, but its not too big.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46589413
This monster is pretty stupid

[Anonymous No.]

>>46587182
>Loli dragon zombie, dragon or malef dragon
Oh fuck

[Anonymous No.]

>>46589413
ooh ooh wurmy loves monopoly! Can she be the top hat?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46587432
You realise that human armies have guided missiles and fighter jets right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46589498
>teleports rape machines into all your HQs
Oh no?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46589498
those are not terribly effective at leadership

[Anonymous No.]

>>46589498
Cool, anything else?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46589516
Gremsex...

[Anonymous No.]

>>46589516
Thermonuclear weapons and potentially black project technological horrors beyond human comprehension

[Anonymous No.]

>>46589516
what a nasty, horrible little creature. would have several children with

[Anonymous No.]

>>46589529
>teleports all your wmd's to the sun
Oh no?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46589529
>Beyond human comprehension
BUT NOT BEYOND MY COMPREHENSION

[Anonymous No.]

>>46589541
HFY bros... it's over

[Anonymous No.]

>>46589523
Do NOT sex the grem.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46589585
she really likes it up against the 'no unauthorized personnel' signage

[Anonymous No.]

>Be order secret agent
>Caught by evil Dr Grem
>Tied down to a table while she points all sorts of strange evil inventions at me
>Ends up breaking me with just her sweaty spats

[Anonymous No.]

>>46589595
Anon grems are 1.40m. If you sex her she could get her organs perforated. It's a health risk.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46589626
>Zaps herself into a mega grem
>Zaps you into a small anon
What now?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46589642
As long as everyone is staying safe...

[Anonymous No.]

>>46589612
is this how the interrogation is supposed to go?

[Anonymous No.]

Dr Grem accidentally zapped herself into a jubjub

[Anonymous No.]

>>46589729
It's jubover for her

[Anonymous No.]

Gremlins are my favourite monsters.
Only they can handle the automaton menace.

[Anonymous No.]

Pranking Doctor Grem by installing Windows Me on her automaton!

[Anonymous No.]

>>46589797
Pharaoh's gonna be pissed when she finds out the tribe of herdsmen she enslaved thousands of years ago has now gone on to dominate the world economically and now hold heavy influence over almost the entire globe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46589820
>>46589797
I did not intend to reply to your post. Sorry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46589807
i'm doing my part

[Anonymous No.]

>>46589807
Automatons are anything but a menace.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46589820
I'm sure she'd be proud by how far they've come (still no boyfriend though)

[Anonymous No.]

Captain bros be careful if you have an automaton crew! Something has happened to all of them, they're not following their protocols! They could kiss you at any moment!
stay safe out there in the black

[Anonymous No.]

Why are desert girls so perfect?

I don't think there's a better lineup of monsters in any other region in MGE. Seriously, any girl you get paired up with is either S tier or A tier.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46589862
they have a higher ratio of lamia species compared to the average

[Anonymous No.]

Does grem control the automaton?
Or does the automaton control grem?
Deep question...

[Anonymous No.]

>>46589887
Neither.
Evil genius dormouse controls them both.

[Anonymous No.]

the body, beauty and allure of a mature woman but with the personalty of a shy teenage girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46589413
How about YOUR MOM!?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46589903
Say no more!

[Anonymous No.]

>>46589977
ms dhampir would never

[Anonymous No.]

>>46589995
scary gaze!

[Anonymous No.]

>>46589862
Caves, man. You want caves. They still have lamia, but you also get all the bug girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46590041
sandworms are kind of like mobile caves

[Anonymous No.]

>>46589252
All the MGE girls are at their best when aged down to big butt lolis, the peak female form where cute, sexy and beautiful are in perfect alignment.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46590041
Khepri are high tier bug

[Anonymous No.]

Wererabbits are underrated.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46590096
ms march hare is better at catching my eye

[Anonymous No.]

>>46590106
Both are good in their own right.

One is super clingy
The other is super clingy and coomerbrained.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46589834
>>46589846
DO NOT FORGET MALEVELON CREEK! NEVER FORGET THE CREEK!

SPILL OIL!!!

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>46590230
>White, red, and black
EEEEEEEVIIIIIIIIIILLLLL

[Anonymous No.]

Demon can't actually take my soul in a contract, can she?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46590325
No, she takes you SOLES. As in, of your feet. In practice it's pretty similar, but your soul is your own. Expect a lot of foot rubs, though. And toe sucking. And licking. Just try to chill out about her massive foot fetish.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46590325
im not sure, turns out i sold mine to one years ago when i joined my local hoa. i dont think it actually does anything.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46590325
YES MWAHAHA YOU ARE BOUND TO HER FOREVER NOW.
FOOLISH HUMAN, YOU'LL NEVER ESCAPE MISS DEMON - OR SHOULD I SAY, MRS ANON!

[Anonymous No.]

>>46590277
Yeah but, fox sexy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46590277
>evil
good

[Anonymous No.]

What kind of roleplay would you guys do with your wives?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46590418
Prostitution roleplay where I'm the prostitute and she's the client.

[Anonymous No.]

Brrh! MISS WISP! Cupping my crotch and trying to grope my privates through my slacks is NOT proper workplace etiquette! I find your actions to be sexual harassment and reprehensible! If you do it one more time I am taking this to HR and reporting you for workplace sexual assault and you will lose your job for this! Consider yourself warned!

[Anonymous No.]

>>46590418
Employee getting sexually exploited and extorted by hot his boss.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46590515
im sorry to tell you that HR is a currently little indisposed at the moment. you're working overtime today btw.

[Anonymous No.]

is it OL time?

[Anonymous No.]

The elite warriors of valhalla. . .

[Anonymous No.]

>>46590548
I don't want to be locked in her office for a 3 hour slow kissing session

[Anonymous No.]

>>46590586
When is it not?

[Anonymous No.]

If Miss Demon tries to get me to sign away my soul, I'm gonna run away bawling until she feels bad for mentioning it!

[Anonymous No.]

>>46590655
It's only fair that she offers her soul in exchange.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46590586
>>46590644
I love office hags

[Anonymous No.]

>>46590688
office hags bully you in the office
but you bully them in bed at home

[Anonymous No.]

>>46590655
Sounds like an opportunity for lovey-dovey healing(sex) and cuddles. She'll wear you down with intimacy until you would trade away anything just to spend another day with her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46590701
I will never trade away my soul
She can have my heart, my chips, or my mind but she'll never have my soul!

[Anonymous No.]

>>46590698
Can i pay her to do my taxes? or will she hold the results hostage unless we sex?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46590730
she will take your tax returns to buy nerd stuff unless you sex her

[Anonymous No.]

Bogie and Bogey cops
>"Some accident, huh. Sorry you had to get involved in this kid. Gonna have to ask you to come back to the station with us to take a statment. It's the law I'm afraid." Bogie shrugs and smiles down at you
>*Pomf*
>Bogey puts her paw on you from behind.
>*"You aren't in trouble. You haven't done anything wrong. It's just routine."*
>Her voice is incredibly quiet, but very reassuring
>"Alrighty. Let's get this show on the road."
>Bogie and bogey walk you towards their moped
>Notably not a cop car
>Notably it only has two seats
>"Shotgun or side car, kid?"
>Seeing how little room the driver seat has, you reply side car
>"Good choice." Bogie goes to sit in the driver's seat, but while saddling up she pulls out a 12 gauge. "This thing's got a real kick to it, would knock a small guy like you right off his feet!"
>Bogey follows into the sidecar, spreading her legs to create a small space between her legs for you to sit
>You think there isn't enough room, but as soon as your head touches the back of her chest you feel yourself sinking into her >Your sharing the small space of the sidecar in a very unorthodox, but VERY comfortable way
>She's so soft. So plush. There's a rhythmic beating in your ears and a comforting rise and fall to her breathing chest
>You'd never stopped to think about the internal organs of a creature made of stuffing before, they had both hearts and lungs
>*"Fasten your seatbelt? Good ~"*
>Her voice was quiet before, but now so close to her fabric bosom you can feel her gentle tones reverberate through your entire being
>"Ever driven a motorbike kid? Pretty fun. No airbags, but you seem to have found a better alternative." The bogie police officer chuckles at her joke. "We'll be at the station in no time flat. This baby's pushing 502CC!"
>502? Not 500?
>"It's 500 by itself, but there's an extra 2 CCs sitting right next to ya! Now let's hit the road!" The bogie pulls out a boxing mitt from her jacket, smacks the tarmac, and then drives off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46590781
i always expect bogie cars to have clowncar physics where you get in there and it's packed with her 6 sisters

[Anonymous No.]

>>46590779
What if i just simply buy her nerd stuff and in return she does my tax returns?

[Anonymous No.]

>anubis sitting at her computer with a small autismwan in her lap teaching her all about OpenRCT2

[Anonymous No.]

>>46590836
>Hello everywan and welcome to another video
>Today I would like to exlpore the effects of pyramids on guest generation

[Anonymous No.]

>>46590847
Fucking hell, I heard it in his voice. I wonder how much money he'd pull in from thirsty Anubii if they were real.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46590781
>"I know I said you weren't in trouble but..." Bogie smirks at bogey. "Looks like we picked a bad day to not take the car. Gonna have to use special measures, I'm afraid."
>Special measures?
>Bogey is blushing
>They both start undoing their shirt buttons
>Slowly
>Damn big paws
>Bogie's first, and she leans down to give you a good look right down her cleavage
>White as porcelain, although with a visible sheen (and scent) of clown sweat. The sweltering, smelly effect of her heavy, stuffy cop uniform on a warm summer day washes over you. A tattoo stretches over both of her massive bogie boobs.
>(JA) Y (IL)
>"What? You get put in a jacket for solitary confinement, dont'cha?" Bogie smirks, cupping her smelly tits and pressing them together. "Aww, don't give me that look like I'm some sort of pervert. Bogey's got the same tattoo, you know. We match!"
>You turn to see bogey finally's managed to overcome her shirt buttons
>Yep, bogie wasn't lying
>Her tits are more of a lavender colour, and have a far more floral, perfumed smell to them. They look as plush as the rest of her body - and you don't doubt you'd sink all the way in if left there
>(JA) Y (EL)
>"What?" Bogie laughs at your confusion. "The spelling is just a force of habit with our names. Now hurry up and pick a rack!"
>Will it be bogie? Trapped in a skin-tight shirt with your face forced deep into big, sweaty, stinky clown cleavage?
>Or will it be bogey, who's soft body may be more comfortable to be entrapped against, although her silent blushing makes you feel it would be no less dangerous.
>"Better pick fast anon. Or you'll be finding out where my 'SLAMMER' tattoo is instead!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>46590889
Anubii would shlick to Lego set reviews

[Anonymous No.]

>>46584479
thanks for spreading the good word dj mindy the sassy succ

[Anonymous No.]

>>46584479
I'd listen to that station.

[Anonymous No.]

it was fun hanging out for a little bit.

[Anonymous No.]

it was fun gaping hags for a little bit.

[Anonymous No.]

Let's go

[Anonymous No.]

>>46591047
Where are we going?

[Anonymous No.]

could an aquatic monster woo you with her fishing prowess? could you resist a giant tuna offered as dowry soon to be sashimi'd to excellence?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46591159
No, I'm a hard pass on aquatic monsters. Legit fear of drowning.
I'm scared of spiders, too, but it's more of a thing about the spider itself, not the fucking ocean.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46591159
kingfisher harpy

[Anonymous No.]

>>46591180
>big toned blue/orange harpy that wrestles with giant fish like a saiyan
pretty hot

[Anonymous No.]

>>46591190
Yeah, I'd fuck the shit out of that fish.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>46591493
Thank you miss Kiki

[Anonymous No.]

getting kidnapped by feral kikis seems fine

[Anonymous No.]

How does the evil overlord stop hero anon from falling for every single shopkeep, inn owner, potion maker, etc.?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46591549
Even the most feral of kikis is still a pure, loving meido.

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>>46591559
got to send more heroes

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"She can't get me up here!"
Gets, in fact, Gotten up there

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>>46591599
it took me a while to realize the flaw in my "climb a tree to escape ms bicorn" plan since they're also powerful magic users. doesn't seem to come up much

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>>46591493
Kiki still hasn't cleaned my bed and given me my nighttime tongue bath.

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>>46591669
This doesn't even work on normal centaurs. You should NEVER underestimate a horny monster. You should also consider the ramifications of getting out of the tree once she's in it. Cranes aren't easy to come by and you'll hurt her feelings.

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>>46591711
and they might call the fire department and that'll just be awkward

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>>46590548
>ywn be coerced into "settling" your debts to a gang of monster thugs
Is it too much to ask for a gaggle of slavering perverts to molest me in an alley, Eros? I feel like it isn't that big of a request.

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>>46591599
>>46591669
>>46591711
I'm not gonna take any chances, we should play in a band just in case

[Anonymous No.]

Danger: Sexually aggressive foxes in your area

[Anonymous No.]

>Just learned that bugs fly around lights not because they're attracted to them, but because they confuse and disorient them.
If you're being chased by moth girls just turn on some lamps and make them dizzy.

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>>46591791
So, should I NOT have covered my dick in phosphorescent paint?

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Goodnight Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember that despite what you may think, mersharks can be quite stealthy when they wish to be.
One could be in your room at this very moment.

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>>46591838
That's nonsen

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>>46591838
>"Landshark"

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>>46591829
She's going to get dizzy and headbutt your dick.

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Personally, I think that it'd be cute to have a fox family. As long as my mofuwife and mofukiddos can behave themselves when we're out in public, I don't see a problem with it.

[Anonymous No.]

>You will never be surprised girlfriended by a cute loli Bapho for Christmas

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>>46591893
might be cool

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>>46591845
>knock knock
>"telegram"

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>>46592026

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>>46592026
>>46592035
Meido-san! Meido-san! Gambatte!

[Anonymous No.]

>>46592035
>>46592026
Ah someone fed Raita into the AI meatgrinder?

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>>46592026
>>46592035
Think of the advertisers

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>>46592053
those poor mangled wings

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>>46592035
If those are AI generated, that's not bad. Though, the fairy's stomach could do with a bit more meat.

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Do sallies get hyped when they hear that "I cant fall here!" willpower speech from their opponent?

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>>46592115
It was clearly trained off of Raita's artwork. It's not capable of stomach meat

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>>46591039
I doubt that any work can be done at the office if you keep shagging all the hags like this https://files.catbox.moe/udh6qy.webm all day long

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>>46590277
I can fix her

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>>46592161
Can you fix her? Or will she "fix" you?

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>>46592174
Fix what ?

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>>46592180
I dunno, not like she needed to be fixed either

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>>46592188
So I can just pet the white and red fox?

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>>46592207
You HAVE to pet the white and red fox

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>>46592207
Yes. Surely nothing bad will happen.

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Foxes are not trustworthy unless they are very old, wise and lonely

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>>46592231
>>46592238

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>>46592255
I want to be a archmage who can conjure portals to anywhere anytime just to pester and embarrass my daughters with headpats

[Anonymous No.]

it's just that easy

[Anonymous No.]

We have hands made for petting

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I had a dream where I was participating in some traditional music festival. A witch girl was flirting hard with me and I kinda shot her off by kissing my gf in front of her. She put a "mouth curse" on me in response and I woke up. What is a "mouth curse"?

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>>46591559
there is no such thing as a too old elf

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>>46592276
Dont let the ancient hags hear you
Oh wait, they will hear you with their massive ears

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>"So Miss Lilim what are the benefits of the Demon Lord's world?"
>"Well, you can have sex."
>"You can have that anywhere. What are the benefits?"
>"Oh, well uh... um, nobody dies."
>"...? So everyone is immortal?"
>"Yeah!"
>"Why the fuck would anyone want that?"
>"Because dying is bad! Besides, how else are you supposed to have sex every day?"
>"That sounds fucking retarded, death is a natural process. What happens in the end?"
>"The end?"
>"Yes. What's in store for the future in such a world?"
>"Nothin- Wait where are you going?!"

And that's why I joined the Order and started worshiping the CG so I can go to Heaven when I die instead and get the ending I really want. Monsters and their plans are fucking stupid. Stupid as hell!

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>>46592317
>he went to a stinky neetlim for information
Should've gone to the Haku agency. You and your CG deserve each other, retard.

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>>46592317
>"That sounds fucking retarded, death is a natural process
That's only something an underage pseudo intellectual would say. Nobody wants to die, the actual natural thing is to desire to NOT die ever.
Good thing that there are mamono who don't ask questions and shoot (demon silver bullets) first.

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>>46592317
The real benefit is the end of conflict/war/hate because everyone is too busy boiking their wives

[Anonymous No.]

>>46592348
The statement said nothing about want or not wanting, retard-kun.

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>>46592366
i'm still down for Dog Days style conflicts

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>>46592374
>retarded shitpost greentext about le awesome Orderchad rebuking one of the main benefits of mamonobanana
>said nothing about want or not wanting
Kys, shitposter-kun. And maybe read the fucking setting because reincarnation/afterlife very much exists >>46592323

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Don't trust her, she's a sham! She just says a bunch of vague and general phrases that are broadly applicable!

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Gonna make tons of cash selling the trustworthy buff to foxes!

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>>46592389
I had to look up what that is, but that does seem like something MGE monsters would do, since the battle hungry ones have to direct that energy SOMEWHERE

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>>46592389
Followed swiftly by rampant impregnation as should have happened in Dog Days.

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>>46592403
>there is MUCH mofu in your future
uh, how broad is that statement bros?

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>>46592403
>Don't trust her, she's a sham!
No way. Look, her tits are almost as big as her crystal ball, that's a sure sign that she's not a fraud.

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>Try and buy a onahole from a seller overseas willing to send it to MGC
>Manage to get it undetected through customs
>Postal service didn't catch it either
>Get it
>It looks legit
>Decide to be extra causes and run some tests
>Find a hidden magic rune that connects it to a real monster girl that lets them feel it and know your location if you use it
Every fucking time

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>>46592821
Should have just bought a shoghole.

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>>46592821
>causes
Cautious*
The hell kind of stroke did I have here? Dyslexia is one hell of a drug.

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>>46592831
My friend did that and his whole house ended up getting shog'd.
On the bright side he can now fuck any parts of his house that he wants. Found him fucking the electrical outlet once.

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>>46580573
It's all in babysteps anon and without you being at least optimistic that she did enjoy it you ultimately stopped it before it began. You dun goofed anon as Liches and Mantis are like kuuderes in a way to their nature.

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Look Monsters I'm just gonna level with you, the Chief God is better and I like her more and unlike you all she's not a promiscuous slag that begs for the first dick she sees. Deal with it.

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>>46592840
>his whole house ended up getting shog'd.
The dream. Not to fuck the actual house though.

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>>46592831
Yeah, they're great. They glow in the dark and sometimes when I nut I see the stars of alien skies

[Anonymous No.]

How do you think mamono view alps? One of their sisters or a target for bullying?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46592895
>YWNBAM

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>>46592908
>Alp tries to convince everyone she's still a man
>Dress is baggy male clothing to hide her curves
>Tries to speak with a deeper voice (she still sounds super feminine)
>Pretends to be into girls But keeps stammering and going quiet when you ask her what she likes about them
>Pretends she didn't just suck her totally-not-boyfriends' cock

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>>46579088
>my wife only exists on paper
You do know mamono mana can work on anything, right?
Now the marriage contract has become a bureaucracy elemental, enjoy hot secretary sex that lasts exactly 15 minutes as allotted by the schedule.

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>>46592951
>"IT'S SIR!"
>"MOTHERFUCKER!"
>spoken in the most feminine and authentic girly voice imaginable

[Anonymous No.]

>>46587182
How does a lolified baphomet work I'm confused

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>>46582457
That's fine, your monster girl wife can handle most of it for you

[Anonymous No.]

Don't miss out on the new light novel that's all the rage right now: "I was scared of commitment so i bought a shogghole but slowly fell inlove with it and she used the mana in my seed to germinate and fullfill my dream of having a loving girlfriend".

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>>46592981
That's why you use condoms on your shoghole.

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>>46593007
Might as well not buy the shogghole at that point.