/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

Will you attempt to learn magic when you arrive in Gensokyo?
Who would you ask to teach you?

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>>46569121

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>>46569121
Teach me how to fly and generate water, since I'm assuming I don't have main character status.
Flying, because it's fun.
Water, for muh crops.

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Yes.
I'd beg Marisa to teach me.

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>>46569121
Yeah, I need to explore shit and meet my 2hu.
I'll probably ask Byakuren. I'll promise her I will keep this under utmost secrecy.

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>>46569201
Learning magic won't automatically turn you into a youkai, calm your tits.

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>>46569121
Probably, I'll try doing going "self taught" but If that doesn't work then I guess I'll ask Arisu for help

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Not a chance.

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If I go to Gensokyo, the chuuni powers I thought I had when I was a teenager will become my real powers. One of my powers is to have terrible luck, and another makes it so that everyone that isn't an angel automatically hates me. So I don't have a chance with any Touhou character, except for maybe Sariel.

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>>46569559
What about Tenshi

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>>46569121
I would ask Alice, with all her weird rituals and creepy dolls, before I ask Patchouli

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>>46569303
Marisa would probably teach you how to steal.
That's why you ask her mother Mima to teach you

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>>46569335
>I'll probably ask Byakuren.
"Now, anon, the magic training may look like you're just doing typical chores around the temple, but I assure you it's of the utmost importance to develop your magical abilities."
"The road before you is long and hard and it might take a long time before it starts bearing fruit, but I assure you that if you keep working at it and listening to my trains, you'll reach your goal eventually."

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>>46569754
*teachings, not trains
Trains are a completely different hag.

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>>46569754
>listening to my trains
Yukari is that you ?

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>>46569645
In fact, I will personally, with my own two hands, nail straw dolls to trees behind the Hakurei Shrine before I step foot into the SDM library

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What if I ask more then one person ?
per example Kanako , Kasen , Byakuren and even Seiga to teach me something and just learn something Ill need from each of them

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>>46569697
>Marisa would probably teach you how to steal.
DESU that would be almost as valuable in Gensokyo. I'm sure she would teach me enough to shoo off some youkai if I did her chores.
>>46569754
But anon, don't you know that learning patience, diligence and routine is the basis for learning magic?

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>>46569121
Byrakuren. Her physically oriented style of magic looks badass but more importantly, I too fear losing my youthful looks to the passage of time and I am not above doing dastardly things to keep them indefinitely.

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>>46569571
Christian angels

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>>46569754
Mindbroken. lol

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>>46569754
What about sex with her?

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>>46570261
Only after you polish your 100th vase

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>>46569121
I would only want to learn so I could get closer to Patche.

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>>46569121
patchouli of course, if gensokyo's belief system doesnt just turn my superautism and dissasociation from reality into abilities
hanging out at the library means that other magicians show up too, its the ideal start

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*disassociation

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>>46569754
>Trains
Lmfao you can't even spell training properly. Miko needs to pay her shills more and not force them to work overtime.

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>>46569121
Seiga.
Truthfully probably not best so I guess Miko. We could drink some beers after a training session like bros.

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>>46571291
You sound poor, though.

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>>46569121
Ran. Just by becoming her shikigami you're magnitudes stronger than pretty much anyone who starts practicing magic on their own or under a magician. She has the most to offer out anyone and is best suited for teaching a student, given her intelligence. She's even passionate about what she knows (math mostly but magic too) so that makes her even better. She's also the easiest one to approach in my opinion. She pretty casually offered Aya to become her shikigami to see what it's like. I just need to ask her or better yet offer her some fried tofu and she'd take me in just for the novelty of it. She's also drop dead gorgeous and probably wouldn't be afraid to flaunt it as she teaches me.

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>>46569121
Unironically, Alice. She's both easily approachable and competent.

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>>46571374
You also have Yukari who will use you as a pillow

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>>46571374
Get off the computer, Chen.

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>>46571393
>You also have Yukari who will use you as a pillow
That's all she's really good for. Even if she wanted to teach me she'd just have Ran do it then fall asleep. Better to just cut out the middle-hag and get straight to the fox milf.
>>46571404
H-hey...

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>>46571495
stop edging to your mother, you fucking cat!

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>>46569121
Hmmm....
Honestly, the most willing to train me would probably be meiling...

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>>46571393

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>>46569121
I'd start by hanging myself again to see if it opens a portal back to our reality.
Then start bringing over a machine gun piece by piece.

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>>46571643
What is Qi even good for? Not that I know much about it, but it seems like an awfully restrictive magic to specialize if you have any other aspirations besides martial arts or home decoration.

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>>46569121
I would try to work with Rinnosuke. I doubt he would bother to teach anything but maybe if you work with him he could let you burrow some books of magic. It would be the safest bet since he is the only one that is guaranted to not kill you or worse down the line. Plus if you become really good friends with him he might make you your own magical artifact which is nice.

He also calls Marisa's dad "human whom I had received hospitality from long time ago" so maybe it would be really easy to become friends with him if you are nice.

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>>46571643
>the most willing to train me would probably be meiling...
Sure, if by "training" you mean "running a train on you".

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>>46572068
An acceptable outcome.

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>>46572068
>running a train on you
Anon is talking about Meiling not Yukari

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>>46572116
Yukari doesn't share, anon.
Once you're in the hag's gaps, there is no escape for you.

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>>46572165
>Yukari doesn't share, anon.
Not even with Ran? That's why I agreed to come with her in the first place! This sucks!

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>>46572214
Ran knows her place.

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>>46572247
Ran goes after little boys because Yukari keeps swiping up all the men from Ran.

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>>46572068
Are you saying Meiling has a fetish for sharing her man with everyone in the mansion? That does sound like a lot of work, so maybe it is actually a good way to train. But I don't think this is related to training magic at all.
That's basically how my TW playthrough went, except with Sakuya.

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>>46569121
From Suwako and Kanako. As goddesses, they naturally have a whole range of magic up their sleeves, from the simple stuff to the really tricky spells. Being the eldest brother in a working-class family, I'm pretty handy around the house, cooking, cleaning and all that. I can help out at the shrine when I have some free time. And hey, I've always been very good with the elderly. Perhaps that'll let me get closer to the two goddesses. And if they like me enough…who knows? Maybe they'll even marry Sanae off to me.

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>>46569121
Id rather never going to that awful place, and if I go there Id leave INMEDIATELY.
But, if I have to choose, then I would say Marisa, shes the only human magic user, everyone else are more youkai than human, and thats fucking awful.

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>>46569121
Though I doubt I'm capable of pulling it of, the following is what I would attempt to go for as magician. I would also make it my theme similarly to how Alice is a doll magician.

Have you guys read JJK?

SPOILERS FOR THE MANGA AHEAD

Well anyways I would attempt to recreate of one of it's characters, Hiromi Higuruma, via magic. Which would mean a Spell that creats a courtroom, where commenting any type of violence is made impossible, in which the prosecutor (me) and the defeated (the spells target) will hold a trail in front of an impartial judge whose final judgment and punishment if found guilty are absolute.

I would also attempt to create a hammer whose damage scales off of evil and unlawful deeds of those targeted by it as well as a suit that reduces damage that also scale off of unjust deeds but that would be more of plan B.


It rather unlikely to I could actually do it but who knows maybe I have a hidden talant for magic or my delusions are strong enough for me to prevail.

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>>46573207
You are found guilty of using Reddit.

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>>46572068
Well... maybe she would be good at training with magic, but I think ki could be a good alternative, besides it could be a decent foot in the door to learn magic from patchouli as well, keeping the gate keeper aware and on the job.

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>>46572820
You meet Marisa only to lament you don't know Japanese, but you hear her say Ze a lot, so that's your new nickname for her.

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>>46573597
She probably knows Romanian as well

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I am white wizard dandruff

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>>46573597
OP didnt mention anything about language, pretty sure 2/3 of the population of this board doesnt know japanese, if language is a factor then I just go to Reimu and let her kick me out of Gensokyo.

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>>46569121
Marisa, but only with the long-term ambition in mind that I'll finally be able to bully the witch and on equal terms once I have the same level of mastery using magic and know all her spells and tricks to counter them and defeat her first.

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>>46573647
Don't you think you'd be able to make some noises and gestures until some nice lady adopts (kidnaps) you and teaches you how to speak

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>>46573660
Those are a lot of hoops youre jumping through when the OP never implied anything.
But sure, Ill bite, yes, I could make sounds, but that will just make me an easier target for youkai to kill me, and besides, learning something as complicated as magic without knowing how to speak the language is written on is not the wisest idea.

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>>46573810
You do realise Keine probably knows English and would gladly teach you Japanese. Even if we Ignore this we could also assume Yukari can manipulate the boundary of language , Okina Kanako or Suwako as Godesses can give you blessings to understand japanese and so on and so forth.

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>>46573837
>You do realise Keine probably knows English
Source on that? The only folk that can be implied to know anything other than japanese are the SDM gang, and they are probably from rumania, not spain or england.
>Even if we Ignore this we could also assume Yukari can manipulate the boundary of language
God I hate that hag and her non descript power.
>Okina Kanako or Suwako as Godesses can give you blessings to understand japanese and so on and so forth
Why would those 3, SPECIALLY Kanako and Okina, give such a blessing a random human that dont even worship them? Let alone an outsider of all things, and Okina specifically could prolly hijack my mind and see that I intend to learn magic, and seeing how the fortune teller was dealt with...
I dunno chief, youre operating under the assumption that we all are MCs when we are just random NPCs.

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>>46573860
>Source on that?
She is a teacher after all Id assume she would know at least one European language

>SPECIALLY Kanako and Okina

You are right about Kanako my mistake on that one

>I dunno chief, youre operating under the assumption that we all are MCs when we are just random NPCs.

Is it really assuming were all MC's If I say that if you were brought to Genysoko it would be with a purpose and for a reason. It makes 0 sense to bring someone into a whole new world and not show them the ropes

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>>46573889
Shes a teacher yes, but shes a japanese teacher, you know, Japan, the country with abysmal understanding of english to the point of being meme worthy, a country where they import gaijins to teach english and to teach english only, and Gensokyo, being a magnet for weird mostly japanese things, its safe to assume that everyone and their mothers there are japanese and dont know english.
Although I like Keine so for the sake of the argument lets cut her some slack and assume that she does somehow knows english.
>Is it really assuming were all MC's If I say that if you were brought to Genysoko it would be with a purpose and for a reason.
What IS that reason though, because as far as Im aware there are only 3 reasons you may end up in Gensokyo; 1, you noclipped the wrong way and ended there, be it in Muenzuka (big RIP) or Reimus, 2, youre forgettable and were selected to have the honor of being used as Youkai food, or 3, you for some reason catched Yukaris attention (dont cite me on that one, I dont remember where I heard that).
And I dont know about you, but I dont think people there would care that much to teach you stuff, you would have to fence your way through mostly alone, unless we count Kosuzu, in that case things might be easier.

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Some magic is inherently "dark", and even if it isn't the chance of corruptibility is very high. A rough way to think of it would be like the Warp from WH40k.

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>>46573935

>What IS that reason though

Either to prevent inbreeding in the human village , You have some skills they need (agriculture , construction ect ect)

I personally believe a good 8 out of 10 cases of humans entering Gensokyo are humans who are of some use. the rest are people who accidentally made it there

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>>46573977
Why would they let an inmigrant worker get access to magic then? That could break the balance of Gensokyo, again, the fortune teller.

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>>46573987

I doubt they could or would care if you wanted to learn how to make his job easier. Again Fortune teller wanted to destroy the natural order of genysoko.Im sure that if you keep in your own lane nobody would care

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>>46569121
buy stolen books from marisa after slaving away in the rice fields for years and learning japanese, i guess

if by some miracle of whatever god is feeling benevolent i get a job at the SDM without being bled out in the freezer, i guess i could try and build a relationship with patchouli to be able to read from the library too. i hope maths and basic engineering knowhow is in some way translatable to magic because otherwise i'm stuck as a human in a preindustrial shithole and i'm not going to last too long

what, you wanted me to find a teacher? who is a random outsider even supposed to ask? seiga? not into necrophilia or becoming a revived corpse, so no. marisa? she's a prodigy and is probably god awful at teaching. mima? dream on... as much as i'd love to live in makai it's probably impossible because it requires being already insanely powerful to not die on the spot, so unless you plan on somehow becoming a hermit yourself without dying of old age, by i guess some fluke in finding senkai, you're shit out of luck. this is all assuming i arrive near the village in one piece without being dumped in muenzuka like the rest of the shmucks

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>>46574018
Didnt he just wanted to be left alone in the woods without bothering anyone? How is that destroying the balance?
Also what if I want to learn age denying magic like Byakuren? Wouldnt that destroy the balance? Would they cap the kind of stuff I could learn?

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>>46574044
Was he ? If im remembering correctly he did some major fuck up that caused Reimu to get off her lazy ass

>Also what if I want to learn age denying magic like Byakuren? Wouldnt that destroy the balance? Would they cap the kind of stuff I could learn?

I think thats fine I just think as long as you dont cause any of the big girls to suspect you're plotting something or you're pulling a alice and just living in the forest youd be fine

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The actual reason FT died is because he pulled his youkai-ification off in the middle of the village, with witnesses. His execution was just a show trial for the rest of the village, nobody would give a shit if he became a youkai in some far away hole or became a hermit in the mountains.

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>>46574082
>pulling a alice and just living in the forest
Is that something bad? Nobody bothers Alice.

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>>46573597
Marisa might actually have some language proficiency, at least reading(probably from books or something) considering she partially understood a book in Esperanto.
Aside from that I would expect most of the EoSD to talk English. My headcanon being is that Fran has some aged as fuck English that she might use when she talks just to Remi.
And I guess there's Kosuzu but that would be limited to only her reading what you write.
There's also foreign youkai getting into Gensokyo in the past and characters using random English here and there like in spellcards and fairy names, so maybe the level is around modern Japan.
Would be funny if some youkai like Letty or Wriggle could actually talk English, Rumia Polish and Mystia German but that's all just my bs speculation.

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>>46574089
Be got killed because the method he used killed the villager that read his book and stopped believing in it so he could be born out of the lack of belief, in addition to upsetting the "balance" of human to youkai ratio. He took out two humans with his act on the surface, but he technically achieved chim and had to be put down. THAT is why.

So anybody wanting to be anything other than human villager in Gensokyo needs to do it BEFORE getting into Gensokyo, which increases the problem.

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>>46572214
The other Ranfag put it well. If you went with Yukari then it's not a complete wash. Old lady is asleep during the winter. There's plenty of time for nightcrawling later, and it's not like the fox has anything else better to do for killing time.
Besides, you really think Yukari is going to keep up with the game? She'll teach you for a little while then get bored and dump responsibilities onto Ran like she always does. Ran would make for a far more diligent teacher than Yukari would anyway. While you would get some value out of any teachings on esoteric boundary knowledge, Yukari's already taught Ran the tricks of the trade. So long as you yourself put in the effort to study and practice she wouldn't have any issues. Luck is a major part of magic and good luck makes up for deficiencies elsewhere, and if you've gotten Gappy to take you in on a whim then you've got potential. Becoming a Shikigami would substantially increase your power, and with Ran you'd dabble in Taoism and get a lot of experience with the Onmyoudou style of things with divination, seals, and obviously handling Shikigami. Getting in Ran's good graces is as easy as reducing the workload of housekeeping and being reliable to do things when asked. Being someone she can talk to comfortably and lending a listening ear also helps.
Before you know it, it's late at night, Chen is out late playing with Orin in the underground, Yukari is having her old lady hibernation nap, and you two have nothing better to do than sit under the kotatsu sipping through sake and eating fried tofu. By this point you would've gotten close over the months of training, sharing chores, and shopping with her. You get to talking and the conversation slides into complaining, she slips out some deep rooted feelings and vents her frustrations. Centuries of loneliness and servitude made her write off any chance of love; but, greased with alcohol and fine company she's only now warming up to the idea. You better take responsibility, you don't know the depth of what you released.

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>>46569121

I would ask Patchouli herself first then witness her die of Asthma after trying to speak one word


Then I'd bring Seiga in.

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>>46573860
>they are probably from rumania, not spain or england.
If Remilia truly is the aristocrat she claims to be then her main language would be French and/or English.

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>>46574517
Why? Is she implied to be fr*nch or br*tish? I thought she was from rumania given all the Vlad Tepes references sorrounding her.

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>>46574551
French was the language of the aristocracy across Europe for a long time before it was replaced by English in the early 20th century. Given that she took the time to learn an uncommon language like Japanese, she might known more than just those languages if she has a knack for learning them.

She would also speak her native tongue of course, but my point is that there are two other options for languages to communicate with her in if you don't know Japanese or Romanian.

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>>46573860
>The only folk that can be implied to know anything other than japanese are the SDM gang, and they are probably from rumania, not spain or england.
Going to show Hotel Transylvania to the SDM gang on movie night.

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>>46574717
I want to show her Van Helsing so she can see my favorite depiction of Dracula.

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>>46574717
You know what fuck it change of plans, fuck magic, I will raid that mansion and organize a gaming night so everyone in that mansion can behold the superior vampire franchise.

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>>46574794
I'm running D&D sessions in the library. Remilia and Flandre love it.

Now the real question: What classes do all the ladies play, and why?

Meiling: Monk
Sakuya: Bard/Rogue
Patchouli: Wild Magic Sorcerer/Evocation Wizard
Flandre: Barbarian?
Remilia: ???

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>>46574876
Flandre wouldn't be allowed to play because she'd rage too hard when her character fails a saving throw, and Remi would play a ranger

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>>46574899
Would Remilia fit better as a Fey Wander Ranger, you think?

And Flan can play-she's a big girl that can take danmaku outside to settle whatever with whoever. As long as she's getting a good fight in the game she won't care and we can always fudge rolls as the DM. Besides, with all of the ladies in the mansion playing, they're getting rule of cool'd. You couldn't use actual by the book except with Patchouli.

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>>46573860
Any other examples of realistic fanart like this? I know the artist has also done Cirno and Momiji in this style.

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>>46575039
amibazh

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>>46574876
>>46574936
Remilia would want to play the edgiest subtype of the edgiest class available. The kind of class someone who has never played before would see in the player manual and be immediately interested based on how badass the art looks.

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>>46575108
So she wouldn't settle unless she was playing herse-I mean, a genderswapped Strahd as the co-DM. Got it.

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>>46569121
I always wanted to do magic so i'd definitely try until i learn or make sure i can't.
As for who i'd try to ask Patchouli, no one is more dedicated to the craft than her, i doubt i'd work but i would try regardless, my second choice would probably be Between Alice and Byakuren.

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>>46571840
Is good for your body, probably will help you live longer too, not so much for magic tho.

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>>46573657
You may know everything she's going to do, but that's not going to help you since she knows everything you are going to do.

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>>46575061
Thanks!

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>>46574876
I feel you're approaching this from the wrong way, they already live those roles for the most part, i'd imagine they would try something a bit more out of their daily routines.

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>>46569121
I would go with Alice, but only if she could explain why she puts gunpowder in her dolls.

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>>46575287
>no one is more dedicated to the craft than her
The down side to that is that she may be unwilling to take time out of her own studies to teach a stranger who walked in off the street the basics from scratch, that is unless you can somehow make it worth her while.

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>>46574281
That sounds amazing. Also remember her SUPERHUMAN spellcard and her spinning and jumping around. So expect lots of physical training as well. In more ways than one...

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>>46574281
>Old lady is asleep during the winter.
Yes, and she needs something to hold during those cold and dark months. It's a duty traditionally given to Ran, and now transferred to (you), as her darling husband.
You won't be moving an inch from that futon until spring begins, anon.

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>>46578586
Nope sorry I don't care about this granny. I will ALWAYS prefer her perkier fox. If Gappy gets out of hand I'll call in Toyohime and Ran and I will make our way to the Animal Realm, to Aunty Yuuma.

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>>46578586
I don't see how this'll help with my magic training...

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>>46578826
Your preferences don't matter here, anon. You looked her in the eye and that's basically a wedding proposal to the hag.
You're hers now, until the day you die.
>>46578981
Don't worry, she'll teach you all kinds of magic tricks, such as where to find the g(ap)-spot, the many ways to experience paizuri, and how to best massage her sore feet.
You'll be a true magician in no time.

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Its definitely safer to just try and use psychic and/or godly powers, especially if you can gather faith for yourself somehow.

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>>46574517
>>46574551
Remilia writes in English in Forbidden Scrollery.

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>>46579906
They would write in English but speak to one another in French for that period of time, but after all those years it probably wouldn't matter and she'd just flip to whatever the other person spoke. But she definitely has a French accent after all those years and you can't convince me otherwise.

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>>46571840
I like to believe it would give me an edge over spirits and the undead even if it's generally less crazy than magic. I like to believe ki would be easier to improve if I don't have the talent for magic and I wouldn't need to rely on acquiring tomes, formulas, and sigils to get stronger when I could mostly learn the basics from meiling and steadily improve my ki regardless of what I'm doing. I ultimately just need to be able to fly, perform danmaku, and use spell cards, the matter of how doesn't matter so much to me.

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>>46580173
>that period of time
She was alive for multiple "periods" and she probably knows every european court language of those periods, if her claims are true

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>>46580173
No, it's entirely made up because she wanted to LARP as someone more important than she actually is hierarchically.
I once heard her ask Sakuya for a glass of Soe-vingon blank, and to bring a crazy straw with it.
It's true, even as I write this she's sipping cheap white wine out of a novelty tumbler with manga characters on it while looking over my shoulder oh fu

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>>46580173
>she definitely has a French accent
Fuck YOU, fuck your shit taste and fuck fr*nch.

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>>46580231
She's my wife, so you're not telling me anything I don't already know. She's done all the fancy stuff already and wants to unwind after a long day of telling Sakuya what to do. What's wrong with that?
Now shouldn't you be guarding the gate with Meiling? She's gonna kick your ass.

>>46580251
You want a repeat of 1778, you stinky rostbif?
Fils de pute! Nique ta mère!

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>>46576878
I would offer to be an assistant to her, not much else i can do realistically, like i said, she-s probably going to say no but i want to try nevertheless.

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>>46580386
Hard to know exactly what she would like or not know already but I guess anything related to the occult/magic from the outside world or science could pick her interest.
Or you being able to keep Marisa away but you'll probably need magic for that.

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Remilia is half Mexican, in fact.

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>>46580632
No, but she has dealings with the youkai Mexican cartels to smuggle contraband like the chupacabra and dead bodies for blood supply as part of the cleanup when things need to be disposed of. That is a fact.

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>>46575108
>Remilia would want to play the edgiest subtype of the edgiest class available.
Ok. so a Dhampyr?

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>>46580927
But Dhampyr is a race, not a class.

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>>46578826
>>46579339
Yukari shouldn't get too much out of hand. She claims to keep you only for herself but keep playing with the fox like that and she'll eventually find out. Ran will, along with any other contingency she can think of, find solutions. The answer is fairly simple, you'd say: "Shikigami are nothing more than tools to be made use of, having sex with Ran is no different than masturbating with an onahole or doll." The confidence from which you speak—drilled into you through practice—will convince Yukari that it must be true. After all, Ran is just an extension of herself. Yukari can now sleep soundly knowing that the raucous sex on the other side of the wall is loveless and nothing more than you relieving your male urges.

[Anonymous No.]

Easy

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>>46573949
I dont see how your average anon could get even more corrupted.

[Anonymous No.]

Can you retards saying you will ask Patchy explain how would get past gatekeeper and get inside the mansion in the first place?

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>>46581628
I will ask nicely!

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>>46581628
Really, just ask nicely. If you're sincere about it Meiling could ask Patchy if she's willing to take on apprentices and relay that back to you when you come back again.

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>>46581628
I'll bring in books.

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>>46581628
Find one of those backdoor thingamajigs and ask Okina nicely.

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>>46581634
>>46581671
The problem with the "just ask nicely" plan is that Meiling is highly susceptible to flattery. It's easy to overdo it. If you're not careful you're going to end up as Meiling's student instead. Learning kung fu magic is very painful.

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>>46581677
You're gonna get mugged by certain black-and-white before reaching SDM, and probably getting eaten by some wild youkai while laying unconsious

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>>46581958
Witch needs dire correction.
In between being robbed blind and cleaned up by Orin in a monty python skit, your unconcious body will be stripped down and drawn on with permanent marker by bored fairies.

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>>46581916
Hmm, realistically the fastest way to get to patchy is to somehow learn a socal parlor trick or two from Marisa, Alice, or if you're blessed Kosuzu through a random book she has. Or go through the Meiling route and actually stop Marisa with Meiling. Learning ki and magic certainly wouldn't hurt if you get stuck as Meiling's student

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>>46581986
An even faster method is to get a hold of all the books Marisa stole and go to the SDM to return them.

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>>46582131
This isn't impossible, the hardest part is making the journey to and from her house.

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>>46583364
Navigating the Forest of Magic is the tricky part, too many environmental hazards and holding a cloth over your face probably isn't going to cut it. At least youkai don't like the place. Just hold your breath or something.

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>>46582131
Convincing Marisa to give back the books of her own volition and apologize to patchy to be friends going forward would be the most difficult thing to do but the most rewarding I believe. They're both talented magicians and they could study together and have proper tea time once in a while.

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>>46587399
I thought he meant stealing the books from Marisa rather than convincing her to give them back, how would anyone even convince her?

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>>46587591
You manage with the phone you got into Gensokyo or fixing some cameras at Kourindou, maybe some printers and do some grimoire piracy.

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>>46571291


Seiga and Miko wouldn't teach anything and only use you as a wagie, if you want to learn Taoist magic I think the best option would be Futo

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>>46587591
Anon did mean stealing them back.
Marisa is stubborn, only thing you could do is have her consider the possibility as a stranger.

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>>46590770
You may even have a better chance with Marisa depending on how far she got, maybe even Junko if you can find her.

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>>46591240
As a human who achieved success through her own hard work, Marisa only has time for gigachads.

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>>46590770
>Miko wouldn't teach anything and only use you as a wagie
You misunderstand. In Taoist practice, the apprentice is supposed to learn from the master through observation and self-study. It wouldn't do for the apprentice to simply imitate the master; he or she needs to find their own way. Miko's "using you as a wagie" is simply the price you pay for being able to study her (plus accommodation and whatnot) and creating an opportunity for your to do so. Your own way is still yours to find.

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>>46581628
Marry visited the SDM and she had no problems getting in, what's stopping you?

Still, it does seem awkward, arrogant as well as super rude to walk up to Patchy, a person you don't know and who doesn't know you, and as her to help you become a magician. Why would she or any other 2hu help you? What would they get out of it?

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>>46590770
>Futo
She will just drag you to her temple-arson shenanigans

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>>46596930
Sounds fun

Getting rape corrected by Byakuren and her disciplines while Futo watches sounds even more fun

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>>46596930
Learning how to effectively burn down Boddhist dwells sounds like useful knowledge to me!

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>>46569121
Everyone is forgetting about Marisa still being pretty much a beginner on being a mage. Sure, the master spark, and being a beast at danmaku shows that she's very talented, but outside the games, she has a tendency to get destroyed more often than not

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>>46598045
Marisa is gifted and thus would be terrible at teaching.

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>>46569121
My twisted mind shouldn't be allowed to learn magic
But if I had to choose a teacher then Byakuren for the badass battle mage route