Monster Girl Thread

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how about ms tritonia?

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dead kid sex

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>>46560591
Indeed, how about?

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how hard would it be to get multiple Ochimusha

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>>46560591
>>46560597
Cute slug would hug/10

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>>46560591
>>46560597
Cute slug would hug/10

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Fluffy Ears

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>>46560632
Pheeeew pheeeeewwwwwww

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Beware of hags, specially the ones that look young but only wear thongs and jeans, their lack of clothing gives them a huge agility boost making it impossible for you to escape

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>>46560636
I will not beware or even consider any hag who 'looks young.'

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>>46558842
Sub chesh, sub kiki, sub bunyip

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>>46560636
But that's the female uniform at the office

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Fuck the shark

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I give permission to any and all mamono to break into my house to kidnap me and claim me as a husband, but ONLY if they do it while I'm sleeping. I just want that fun moment of waking up somewhere I've never been before next to a wife I've never seen before, and I'm too cheap to get drunk in a foreign country for that experience.

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Always remember: nowhere is safe from foxes

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>>46560719
S-surely NO. works on her too...

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>>46560697
>hebi breaks in
>sits next to your bed with you in it
>she keeps wiggling in excitement while she keeps asking "Are you asleep yet?"
>starts singing lullabies to get you to sleep so she can claim you
>this is the third night already she has attempted this

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>>46560687
She can see the future and knows the moment I'll blow my load

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>>46560728
Hebi are cute but their profile make them incompatible with me. Toxic relationship are not fun

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>>46560737
just out yan them

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>>46560723
Unfortunately, I have discovered that in fox language, "no" directly translates to "do your worst" while also being a direct marriage proposal since you have displayed an interest in learning/speaking the fox language.

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>>46560743
out-yam them

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>>46560747
>>46560743
It's still a toxic relationship but I'm on the less muddy part of the stick.

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>>46560578
MGE videogame, but RTS strategy game.

MGE scenario where it is an RTS war game.

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No... NO! I am a proud white supremacist! And I will resist the brown monster girls! No filthy monster, let alone the non-white ones, are going to stop me from building the Ethnostate utopia! I will RESIST!

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>>46560687
This is an especially diginified looking shark.

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>>46560796
>Wight supremacist
Doesn't look so supreme to me

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>>46560796
>The royal cumpump is muttering to himself again

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>>46560787
I really want a MGE Anno-like. Lots of weird monster-specific goods and needs to fill, alongside an Order town.

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Haha sex with mamonos am I right guys

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I want a monster that tries to seduce me by flexing her strength.

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>>46560745
Yukari stop heeer.

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>>46560730
More like she knows you're gonna get her pregnant, but doesn't know the exact date, so you just have to keep trying

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Name my harem

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>>46560862
Scary Monsters Side B: The Motion Picture Experience Original Cast

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>>46560862
big girls with big hearts

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I hate going to the Winterstown public sauna. The girls that hang out there always want to play the Gollum game and they always make me the Gollum.

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>>46560882
Ebin :D:D

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>>46560787
>>46560819
>Total War: Monster Girl Encyclopedia

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>>46560886
It is not ebin. All I want is to cleanse my pores and get warmed up but they make play Gollum and even when someone guesses right they never let me switch out. "Ohhhhh noooo anon, you're the best Gollum in town, let's play another round with you under the bench again" or "Haha if your finger is getting tired how about you use your penis instead just a thought hahaha"; I'm sick of it. I can't even remember the last time I got to use a vihta to stimulate the blood vessels on my back in there.

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A dangerous beast, guard yourself.

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>>46560796
>Actually, turns out there are Racist White Supremacists in the world of MGE with actual White Women as their wives and girlfriends-
>Wait! Nevermind, the so called Racist White Supremacists' White wives and or girlfriends are just Zipangese

Don't forget, other than black and brown skinned women. The so called white supremacists also love Asian women, especially (not)Japanese maidens.

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>>46560911
What is she doing with that pillow?

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>>46560923
Practicing for the final strike

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Hebe hebi

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>>46560913
Holy shit your posts are among the most unfunny crap I've read. Just take your off-topic images and go back to /tg/

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I'm gonna fist fight Miss Troll! Her big hands are just for show, there's no way she'd win.

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How do you envision your children Post-Portals?

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>>46560578
And they say Orderites do not get holy divine waifus

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>>46560984
Anon from the sapper commando who got wipe last week. I only got a kiki, the chief goddess didn't help me during the my trial for war crimes and arsonist acts. Thankfully none of us hurt anyone so we only need to help repairing what we destroyed

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>You will never "burn" Eros's enemies with a dragon breath flamethrower during a love crusade
Nothing to live for, I won't go out of the bed

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>Fr*g is pyromaniac
Worse then Mick

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>Kiki so skilled she quick draws her broom and the room is purged of all dust/filth

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>>46561108
I hope she doesn't extend this skill to handjobs. Would be kinda awkward.

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>>46561108
Still a janny on 4mon

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>>46561108
how do you quickdraw a broom?

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Wock squishy love handles...

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We need more images of people partying with onis

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>>46561108
Was she taking lessons from art fairy?

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>>46561300
CHARON, BAD!

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>>46561300
>I like you

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>>46561263
Such footage is sold from under the counter

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Another day, another salamander.

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>>46561342
Why are they sold so rarely?

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>>46561529
no matterhow many times, I will repeat my dream of the duo of exitable salamander, and calm and compose lizardwoman buddy

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My snek kid wants to play hopscotch, but she can't manage it thanks to her large and long tail. How can I accomodate for her so she can join in with the rest of the kids?

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>>46560804
She's a proper lady who hates vulgarity, after all.

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>>46560804
She's also fucking huge, like 17 feet

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>When the pharoah suggests her and apophis team up to completely ruin an uppity anon with three long nights of edging to venom bites and hypnosis

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>>46560787
MGE RTS war game. But its Halo Wars 1 and or 2.

>Dark Strategists, Lilim Generals and Order Commanders be like:
>"Local Units"
>"All Units"
>"All Units"
>"Local Units"
>"Moving out!" "Moving into position" "I'm gonna fuck those little boys" "Single Men in my area, where!?"
>"In the name of the divines I move." "Thy will be done!" "I maneuver as the Chief Goddess commands!" "Heretics be purged with sacred fire!!!"

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>>46560614
Slugs are nasty and destroy ecosystems and carry parasites and diseases
Yearly over 100k people die to slug related stuff

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>"I love Emilia."
>kikis go nuclear
you know there would be cataclysmic shipping wars

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>Druella, people are making fun of us online again! We must call for aid!
Who will come? Elves? Dwarves? Us lilim are not so lucky in our romantic exploits as them. The old alliances of virgins are dead.
>Deonora will answer!
Deonora?! Where was Deonora when monsters started calling us Dorks?! Where was Deonora when the foxes closed in around the single men!? Where was Deonora-

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>>46560887
>Siege battles are still fucked

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>>46560787
MGE grand strategy only.

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>>46560614
!

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Noone expects that cow best asset is the tongue

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>>46562551
I always expect the unexpected. Not even the greatest Cheshire can surprise me anymore.

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>>46562551
cows hunt in packs

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>>46561529
Salamanders are insanely hot and also have a higher than average body temperature.

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>>46562585
What if cold salamander

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No head
Thoughts empty

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>>46562671
wispmander

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>>46562689
Aren't their flames hot too though?

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>>46562749

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>>46562777
>Hmmm, I suppose this form has uses but....
>Won't the tail be dangerous around books?

I can also only imagine the chuuni fight-lust that would break out if her phylactery was messed with.

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>Buttfuck Anubis
>Dump your fat loads in her ass
>Cumflate her all night
Alternatively
>Apophis pussy
>All day all night marathon
>Oyakodon soon

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>>46562807
Anal with brown wan is more tempting

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>>46562807
To anal the tight-assed autism dog who's being anal about everything is just too good

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>>46562807
Cumflating monsters is always a priority, specially lolibabas

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>>46562972
what about lolibaobabs

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>>46562972
>specially lolibabas
Releasing a lolibaba with her belly all swollen with your seed after being full nelsoned for hours

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>>46562977
Oppai loli Dryads.

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>>46562807
>Apophis lamiass
>buttfuck your adopted grapesnake daughter
>she accidentally scratched your hand with her fangs and the venom made the ongoing sexual tension boil over

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Is it normal for your anubis to schedule an orgasm in advance?
Like she held me on edge for about 15 minutes because "I was ahead of schedule."

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>>46563026
The localization really fucked that game up. Death to localizers.

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>>46563050
Not the first time From Software's games were fucked over by localization.

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>>46562877
Not very dignified

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>>46563050
Any examples? Idk I haven't played knight rolling adventure 4

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>>46562990
https://exhentai.org/s/a7384b7380/2780646-51
I was also jacking off to that one

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>>46562990
Full nelson for meaty bapho grandma
https://files.catbox.moe/ihm634.jpg

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>>46563079
They changed her entire character from benevolent and kind to secretive and suspicious.

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>>46561655
That really would destroy a man, Jesus. He'd forever after be slave to zombie and snek loving, but his sacrifice would have protected the kingdom.

>>46561113
It can be useful at times.
>I apologize, master, but now is not the time for me to a ept your advances. Allow me to destroy your lust.
>It's okay, we have a few minutes.
>You've already cum, mastah.
>NAN--

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>>46560745
just do what the russians do and domesticate the fox through selective breeding
that is, select to not breed her if she doesn't have desireable traits

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>>46560592
Does it count as dead if her mom was an undead monster and she was already born that way?

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My cat is howling.

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>Anon is walking out the street
>see sword embedded in pedastal
>engrade is "draw this sword to prove yourself the chosen one."
>Anon sighs and shouts out "FOR THE LAST TIME, NO!"
>Valkirye comes out of nearby bushes. "Aww come on! we go do great adventures together!"

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>>46563277
Now I've lost it
I know I can rape
The truth exists within the puss

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If I get defeated by a Monster I will hold my own sword to my neck and swear that it isn't over and that I will reincarnate and fight them again in my next life, and that next time I will win. Then I'll take my own life and slash my throat to regain some honor and dignity after being humiliated.

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>>46563292
Adventures make you late for dinner

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>>46562877
Cute terrorgheist

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>>46563292
dark valk would of just wrapped him in chains and dragged him into the bushes

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>>46563307
Based but they will bring you back as undead Incubus and strip you from any weapons until you stop being edgy. Use the shrooms

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My parents said that if a mamono rapes me and makes me her husband, I'm getting uninvited to the family's holiday dinners. :(

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>>46563277
Fuck it until it starts reciting poetry in a fine outfit.

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>>46563307
>monster meets you again in your next life
>defeats you yet again there as well
What now?

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>>46563277
My hat is cowling.

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>>46563406
I hold my own sword to my neck and swear that it isn't over and that I will reincarnate and fight them again in my next next life, and that next time I WILL win. Then I'll take my own life and slash my throat to regain some honor and dignity after being humiliated.

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>>46563277

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I want to TRAP and CHAIN and BETRAY kauken in my bedroom for 100 years

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Why are elves like this?

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>>46563501
She's insecure about hanging out with kids.

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>>46563501
It's just their mating dance. They hope men will take pity of them if they protest and throw a tantrum like a kid.

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>>46563501
elves don't take rejection well
>>46563026
thanks for the quest rewards but i'm here to bring Order

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>>46563496
TRAPPED and BETRAYED and PENETRATING kaukens GIANT ASS in pandemonium in an ETERNAL honeymoon for 100 years

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>>46563496
>>46563584
i'll just tell a kakuen that wuxia sucks and is the worst variation on the hero's journey ever.

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>>46563647
Based.

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>>46563647
Cringe.

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>>46563647
Anon begging to have his hero's journey derailed into a cumpump's journey by a kakuen.

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She says she is totes 16 years old.

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Losing to a mere monkey is among the greatest shames one can suffer!

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>>46563682
I can only imagine a journey with a bunch of high level monster girl weirdos.
>"Hey hey! Get a bit of my Kyun Kyun Power!"
>'Low level' Shrine maiden drops a giant ball of roiling energy with an honest to goodness heart at the center of it.
>"Worry not master, I shall dispose of this trash for you."
>Maid Ochi performs a judgement cut that knocks out seven bandits at the same time before returning to pour you tea.
>"Watch this Anon! As your fated rival I won't let you fall here before our ultimate battle!"
>Huge, tomboy Oni punches through a castle wall for you, ignoring that fact that your 'rival' has been part of your party for nearly two months
I need these goobers.

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>>46563356
Don't worry, your new mommy can cook better than your old one.

>>46563682
I'd probably believe anything those titties told me.

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>>46563356
Mamono can't rape you if you just consent. Simple as that.

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>>46563356
Sounds like you need a new mommy.

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>>46563895
Now that's something I would gladly full nelson

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Sweaty monster > monster

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>>46563895
No girl looks or acts like this

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If she is supposed to help me not have sexual thoughts, then why is she dressed like that with a body like this?!

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Foxes are kind and nice. They just want to spoil humans and make them happy. It is not their fault that humans are so weak that they can't go near their tails without developing an addiction. Humans should really stop spreading mean rumors about them being evil tricksters just because they can't handle a little fluff.

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>>46564087
Flabby needs to go on a diet.

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>>46564017
All monsters become sweaty if you're doing it right.

>>46564078
And that's why we need monsters.

>>46564087
She'll accomplish that by draining your balls and leaving you in a thoughtless post-orgasm ice bliss state. God works in mysterious ways and all.

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>>46564087
Because Angels are huge perverts. Them not wanting to have sex is a mistaken human assumption, made in the same nonsensical vain that sex isn't "pure". Angels want to have sex every day. You will have sex with them. You WILL.

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I need murderhobo ginger one tailed stinky trash scavenging western fox instead of kitsune

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>>46564108
That's a mean way to describe tanuki.

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>>46564117
They are the 'coons

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>>46564107
>Angels want to have sex every day. You will have sex with them. You WILL.
These damn celestials can't just abuse their power and position and force mortal human men to fuck them, that's tyranny!

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>>46564078
No, obviously. Girls don't look or act like lustful, anon-dick-worshipping succubi either, but here we are.

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>>46564087
you're supposed to get rid of the sexual thoughts by acting them out on her, anon. it protects you from sin
>>46564093
in a just society you would be exiled across the sea

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>>46564137
>that's tyranny!
Yes, and?

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>>46564138
>Mam, you're not supposed to be up there.
>"I can fly its fine."
>That.....doesn't mean you can be up there though.

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>>46564138
I don't think my roof is rated for that kind of weight.

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>>46564240
my favorite meal: plain pasta garnished with entire garlic bulbs
and a side of cube

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>>46564212
Was peanut butter jelly time ever an actual meme.

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>>46564313
Once upon a time in a forgotten age when banana phone still lurked on the web.....yes.

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>>46564313
Much like Millhouse, no it was not.

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BREAKING BREAKING BREAKING
The Papparapezi caught this SHOCKING and EMBARASSING photo of CHESHIRE 'The Tomfooler' CAT enjoying an EAR SCRITCH.
Cheshire, who is on record for mocking other kots enjoying human pampering and affection, has refused comment.

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>>46564381
How Scandalous!

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>>46564381
She's crying on my couch now, I'm going,g to shoot the rata buidliung

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>>46564407
>I'm going,g to shoot the rata buidliung
Thank god, it was a slow news week. Would you like to send a manifesto first?

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>>46564407
I'm also going to shoot something in a Rata, if you know what I mean

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>>46564381
Chesh is cancelled??

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>>46564422
Nigga that nuts

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>>46564381
So is this what rataTV is like?

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>>46564421
Yes, here :
My chesh has fallen in tears, billions ratas must repent
>>46564422
BASED and nutpilled

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>>46564176
Classy Anon. Meets a girl and the first thing that comes out of his mouth is criticizing her weight.

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I'm going to kiss a rata journo and take her on a date to Mofu Burger.

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>>46564451
Guy, she's trespassing on my roof, drinking, AND smoking. I'm not courting her, I just want to be dry the next time it rains.

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>>46564426
https://files.catbox.moe/c8a4e5.png
She the one driving me nuts

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>>46564517

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Foxes

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>>46564525
https://youtu.be/zt6FKhJ3dZI

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>>46564525
>undefined_image

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>>46564570
>>46564565
?

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I love white girls.

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>>46564663
Cute.

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You do not want to see slumber mouse drunk.

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>>46564684
She would probably fall asleep after 3 shots.

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>>46564699
It's a miracle if she can finish one.

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You cannot impregnate ghosts.

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>>46564760
You underestimate my power.
https://litter.catbox.moe/cyidef.PNG

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>>46564760
Not with that attitude.

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>>46564760
Your seed just spurts right through.

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>>46564760
?

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>>46564805
Fat.

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Humans are mammals. Mammals and avians were not meant to breed. Humans should NOT fuck birds. Do not have sex with birds. It isn't meant to be.

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>>46564856
Okay, I will mate with a mammal.

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>>46564880
Now is the age of the werebat.

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>>46564775
The hell kind of game is this and where can I find it?

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Wrench wench tho

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>>46564856
Consider the following:
https://twitter.com/losenis/status/1778093054143979699

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>>46564880
Cute but the profile is not cool.

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>>46564880
I need a bat with big wings.

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>>46564880
Auntie werebat got quite fat

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That's right. You can't impregnate ghosts so you should cum inside as often as you like. More often, even.

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>>46564892
It's EraTW. A text based Touhou sandbox simulator with timestop powers, where you can lewd 2hus. You can find more about it and other era games in /egg/ >>46552634

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brush kej hair

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>>46564951
Nice

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>>46563292
>"Less than 0.1% of players unlock that Steam achievement. I asked the gods and they said it counts."

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Ah yes... The elf of the sex.
The sexelf if you will. An elf for elfsex.

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>>46565034
modern day valks got it rough

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>>46564951
>EraTW
Very nice. I like fucking all the dogs.

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>>46565086
A white man...

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>>46565052
Don't forget to protect your ears around elves!

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>Barely any discussion of hebis in this thread
Unacceptable.

Talk about and post your most excessively yandere hebis!

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>>46565097
around the elves, I can't control myself

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>>46565102
I'll be wearing a burqa when going out, just to be safe

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>>46565025
There is this new trend among Kejourous to kidnap men and perform ASMR on them. THe subjects are tied down with hair and forced to relax while the Kej brushes her hair and whispers sweet nothings into their ears. It has been reported that men under heavy ammounts of stress are often victims to this.

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You deserve to be foxed.

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>>46565142
I deserve nothing.

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>>46565151
You don't deserve to be unfoxed.

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You guys like foxes unironically? I thought it was all a joke.

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>>46565172
I have a problem and I don't want help.

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>>46565142
Not as much as I deserve to be wrapped up in hebi coils.

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>>46565093
I fuck dogs, i'm not afraid to admit it!

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>>46565172
It's all a scheme by big mofu. One day you are loving dragons or whatever and then, that night you have a dream about being trapped in a shrine with a pink fox that refuses to let you leave and now you can't stop foxposting

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>>46565215
fellow dogfucker king...

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>>46565142
Hag are ok

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>>46564916
I love pantyhose

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>>46565226
They really aren't.

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>>46565243
Yeah, they're better.

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>>46565134
Oh no! I'm a stressed out human male! I'm in danger!

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>>46565222

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>>46565254
>>46565280

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White men fuck dogs

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>>46565097
He's left his lips wide open for that elf to attack

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>>46565295
Thank God I'm white. I fuck dogs on autopilot. I crave dogpussy.

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>>46565295
Paws typed this post.

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>>46565295
and that's a good thing

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Pawbeans?
kissed

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>>46565289
Don't waste image space with that western garbage

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>>46565295
I would never do that

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>>46565318
ok

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>>46565172
No they piss everywhere. We like beautiful anime humans with fox features

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>>46565231
Always appreciated. Well, usually. They don't pair well with swimwear, but even then...

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>>46565382
To much Alucard vibes there

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Here's a tip for getting a canine mamono wife: join the post office! No, really, it's considered an occupational hazard for single men getting the job now. ...please, we need the help now that half the town's mailmen are out on honeymoon with their new wives.

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>>46560578
>Nextcloud Archive: https://st41654.ispot.cc/nextcloud/index.php/s/pZga3ssMSaJPwQF
I don't know why someone changed the link, but that one gives a 404.
This is the correct one, from the last thread.
https://st44244.ispot.cc/nextcloud/index.php/s/HYyFwJMp588a4tE

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How do you know someone has an atlach-nacha wife?

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>Become an Incubus shortly after your Dhampir daughter is born
>She grows up without an adversarial attitude towards her mother
>Instead she's just as haughty as her mother while still remaining a total daddy's girl
>Her last for blood is entirely present, but warped to the point that her father's blood sends her into a breeding frenzy that would make a Mershark look like a prude while any blood other than his is disgusting and obscene

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I will not fug my daughteru.

[Anonymous No.]

I will not fug monsters

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>>46565102
Hebis are for deep love

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>>46565396
>Hellsimg but made by monsters
I don't know what to expect, but I'd watch it. It'd be awkward when Lady card asks the police boy if he's a virgin to be sure.

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>>46565411
Giant spider

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>>46565429
Good lad. Just sic your horny daughters on the neighbor boy, it's nature's way.

[Anonymous No.]

I will not fug my grandma

[Anonymous No.]

I will probably fug my momster

[Anonymous No.]

I will definitely fuck my momster and grandmomster and make them cumswap, plus ass to mouth

[Anonymous No.]

And we return to the incestual cuckoldry again

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>>46565298
You are never truly safe from elf attacks.

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>>46565571
I am. I will just punch those wannabe monster girls straight in the jaw or the nose and tell them to gtfo and let a real monster girl take their place. Fucking long ears, you trying to fool me? You're just 3DPD with long ears. Get me some real monster girl, like a dragon.

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>>46565571
FATTER

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>>46565571
I would gladly lose to these elves. They look kind.

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>>46565552
>cuckoldry
go back to /pol/

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>>46565618
>>>/d/

[Anonymous No.]

>You encounter the elusive pink haired fox

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>>46565670
>pink foxes are common
>taillet
I have no interest in weak monsters

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>>46565670
>your face when you find it was white this morning

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>>46565705
Does eros spread like a virus?

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>>46565687
Please do not talk bad about her. She already hates being the least common type of fox.

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[Anonymous No.]

would be cool if pharaohs turned their pyramids into cool dungeons

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>>46565848
we need art of a pharaoh waking up from her tomb
Full on "who has woken me from my slumber!" mode

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>>46565612
I hope you're ready for a new life in their humble village.

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>>46565888
I could definitely handle slow life in a village full of elves that aren't cunts.

[Anonymous No.]

help the fox is sucking my penis

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>>46565961
I would love to live a life like that one elf harem doujinshi, endlessly impregnating the elven hags to avoid the race extinction. Sepcially if there's a fat bottomed lolibaba.

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>>46565951
I need a shire horse centaur to sit on me.

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>>46565848
A sleeping Pharaoh's pyramid is already a cool dungeon, but the treasure at the end isn't what a would-be raider expects.

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>>46565951
but it's also the horse part

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>>46565870
>ANCIENT SPIRITS OF HORNY
>TRANSFORM THIS WRETCHED AND HAGGISH FORM INTO
>MUMM-RA, THE EVER LASCIVIOUS

[Anonymous No.]

I like abs

[Anonymous No.]

Monsters will make humanity extinct and that's a good thing.

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>>46565991
I'd be the world's happiest pet, yes.

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>>46566043
The future of humanity will be a monster / human hybrid.

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>>46560578
>get a certificate in the mail
>one of those phony "Become a Lord" scams that says you are now nobility in possession of 1 square meter of land in Zipangu
>ochi shows up a few minutes later to declare that she detected your "lordly aura" and pledges herself as your loyal servant

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>>46566113
At least you didn't get kidnapped by a dragon.

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>>46566113
We're gonna have to conquer some neighboring countries before I have enough space for a manor. And maybe a yard...

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>>46566113
Many such cases

[Anonymous No.]

How hairy do you like your monsters?

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>>46566139
Hot, but i don't think you can post that here.

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>>46566144
There's a gray area. I mean, it's not like she's technically any less SFW than wine goat...

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>>46566144
No snout so it's probably fine.

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>>46566130
>are you Sakura?
>yes! I knew you would be a magnificent lord, but to already know your servant's name is truly extraordinary!
>Your name is right here on the receipt line
>o-oh... it must be fate, ha ha...

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>>46566126
>ochis having an intense duel in field
>each one trying to defend their "land" from the others
>their "lords" are chilling and grilling together, talking about the whacky things their servants have done and sharing pictures with each other

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I'm scared of kissing monstergirls.

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>>46566283
Not every culture associates kissing with intimacy. Just find a monster girl who's not into kissing!

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>>46566302
Inuit Wendigo it is, then.

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>>46566040
Fag, muscles don't belong on women

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>>46560578

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>>46566344
Why yes, that indeed is an opinion of a fag.

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>>46566344
But I need her to do all the work riding me cowgirl while I starfish and ahegao. You can't do that as some stick-thin nothing of a woman. You need muscles!

[Anonymous No.]

Man, Japanese MGE stories are truly peak

[Anonymous No.]

This crazy chef keeps telling me that my wife is an octopus. Now I may not be the most perceptive man in the world but I think I'd notice something like that.

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>>46566418
Not that there's anything wrong with being an octopus.

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>>46560578
>"Come here dark skinned/Zipangese/Oriental woman, it's time to race mix/create cute Happa children!"
>t.White and Wester Anons the moment they finally end up in MGE

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>>46566401
I wouldn't call them peak so much as they don't overthink shit like Westerners do.

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[Anonymous No.]

STOP POSTING ELVES.

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>>46566577
Make me.

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>>46566573
Fuck off to /a/ Jesus Christ. Bad enough faggots keep shipping her with Falin.

[Anonymous No.]

Does hatter milk taste like tea?

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GO AWAY, KIKIMORAS! I HAVE A ROOMBA AND I DONT NEED YOU STUPID SLAVIC BIRD-DOG IMMIGRANTS! GO BACK TO REDANIA, YOU'RE NOT WELCOME HERE!!

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>>46566595
It tastes like cream of mushroom soup, actually.

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>>46566602
Hurtful; Kikis are at least a mid-tier mamono and deserve better. It'd be cooler if they were yandere perverts who sexually dominate their "mastah" behind closed doors, but that's true of literally every mamono.

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>>46566614
I don't have anything against monster maids or if they're yandere. What I have against kikimoras is they're from Redania! And everyone knows Redanians are subhuman scum.

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>>46566577
i need an adult

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>>46566577
Not even just one more?

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>>46566643
How much "adult" do you want? Sloppy and cool aunt style? Or prim and proper Sugah Momma? Or maybe just 32 year old OL style?

[Anonymous No.]

>"i slay a thousand enemies, no one calls me a great champion."
>"I win a thousand battles, no one calls me a great general."
>"I win riches and glory for my king, no one calls me a great knight."
>"I show proper veneration to the gods, no one calls me a saint..."
>"BUT I FUCK ONE HORSE!!!"

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>>46566661
a predatory smile and an overwhelming sense of danger would be ideal

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>>46565404
Fixed my pasta.

[Anonymous No.]

Consider

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>>46566738
I choose watermelon

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>>46566738
I kneel

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>>46566758
stupid fertile foxes

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>>46566665
sjould i watch Uma musume Pretty Derby?

[Anonymous No.]

>decide to stop being an out of shape oaf with a flabby, skinny body who only sort of passes because of a semi-decent face
>decide its time I got jacked and claimed my throne amongst the guys who made it
>the moment I step into my local gym a bunch of burly Oni gym elitists start making fun of me and calling me "Hank Hill" because of my flabby gut
>take all the easy weights away and leave out only the 700 pound dumbbells and one ton kettlebells and tell me to start with those as a joke
>get discouraged and go back home while they laugh at me
>watch television while eating jerky for the rest of the day and feeling like shit instead
Mamono have ruined human society, they won't let us have anything good...

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>>46566960
the sabbath gym is nice and supportive

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>>46566978
>decide to stop being an out of shape oaf with a flabby, skinny body who only sort of passes because of a semi-decent face
>decide its time I got jacked and claimed my throne amongst the guys who made it
>the moment I step into my local Sabbath gym a bunch of oversexed lolibabas call me "Onichan" and demand I rape them
>take all the easy weights away and demand I "do 20 reps on our pussies"
>get discouraged and try to leave
>doors are locked
>lights flicker and go out
>ten weeks later I emerge, a 2 meter tall strongfat balding onichan rape machine.
Sabbath Gym GETS RESULTS

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>>46566978
I feel insulted by that phrase.

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>>46567002
>Anon becomes a combination of Hercules combined with Ugly Bastard to suit the Sabbath tastes
Toppest keks.

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>>46567002
>do i really have to say "get pregnant" with every rep?
it's fine maybe

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>>46567002
lifting stuff while you have a giggling familiar hanging off each bicep is motivating

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>>46567002
Can I please keep my hair?

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>>46566473
i prefer when people draw gobs cute and and not this trend of not cute gobs.

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>>46567107
it's unfortunate

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>>46567082
My thanks, friend. May your pursuits be fruitful and your days long. Until we meet again.

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>>46567082

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>>46567167
while i do prefer dinner plate size paws the dainty steppers are nice too

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>>46566643
>that bush
100% erect

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>>46567167
Those feet look so delicate

[Anonymous No.]

I am a human who has ascended to godhood. I am become a new god. I cannot be raped by Monsters. I am invincible.

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>>46567239
>Miss Imp appears and irritates you SO MUCH with her behavior that you become unable to resist the urge to rape her within an inch of her life.
>Accidentally make her an arch imp with all your godly seed.
>She is now *insufferably* smug.
>But she DIDN'T rape you.
Mamono always win.

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[Anonymous No.]

Undead hours.

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>>46567307
I'm going to transform back into a human form and put on soundproof headphones so that this tsundere bug will leave me alone!

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[Anonymous No.]

Last night I dreamed that they made a new Harry Potter TV show, where Harry Potter is an adult who has to go undercover as a teenage girl to Hogwarts in order to unearth some kind of conspiracy.
And Daniel Radcliffe did voiceovers like it was some kind of detective show with him as a gumshoe. It was apparently originally a fanfic that Radcliffe liked so much he got it made into a series.
TL; DR--I need flayer correction badly. Please post flayers.

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>>46566691
She's eating me with her eyes almost as hard as I'm fucking her tits with mine. Nice.

>>46566785
The fluffy wave grows.

>>46567056
Only if you bleach it and spend some time tanning. Those eyes will have to go though.

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>It's here

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>>46567307
Nacho wife...

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>>46567500
She's a real snacc

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>>46567500
need nachos grande

[Anonymous No.]

>>46565034
comfy achievement hunting and crpg night on the couch with valkyrie

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>>46560578
Hag Mamono in Hagville noticing young single men eating instant/quick meals. But the meals the young single men are having is Hello Fresh, Magic Spoon cereals and or Factor meal kits that're sponsored by YouTubers. What happens?

How would troll chefs, wendigo grillers or any mamono react when the meals some certain men are eating is Hello Fresh, Magic Spoon cereals, Factor meal kits or any other meale kit subscription service sponsored by YouTubers?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46567543
>bring hellofresh box inside
>it was switched by a mimic
it's cake for dinner again

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>>46567543
>"Accidentally" make too much food that mogs the McMeal, constantly bring it over
>Make his fridge/pantry overflow with free, higher quality produce (trolls especially are good for this).
>Invite Anon over for dinner
>Bribe the delivery man to fuck off
>Threaten the delivery man to fuck off
>Just rape Anon so he no longer even needs to eat
The possibilities are endless.

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I take it monster girl cuisine with demon realm produce and ingredients is not only a million times healthier but is also absolutely delicious and sweet with no fattening or obesity problems? Also what, monster girls force feed vegans into accepting meat using demon realm boar meat? And once a vegan gets even a lick of demon realm cuisine meats, it's over. They now become carnivores.

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>>46563292
>sword
Guns only for me.
Why on earth would i ever want to use a shitty sword? When we have shotguns,snipers,machineguns and assault rifles?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46567466
Where?

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>>46567543
>>46567547
>>46567561
>"Awwww! Thanks miss Horrigan. I'm glad you're willing to make me home made meals- Bu-But it's okay! I have a job and am working with a decent salary! Yeah I don't really cook, but I got Hello Fresh and Factor to thank for providing reasonably priced meal kits I can prepare and heat. Their meal kits are delicious, prepared by gourmet chefs and reasonably priced than me buying loads of instant noodles! Still, thanks for your offer. But I'm good. Breakfast, you? No! It's okay, I also have Magic Spoon as my breakfast cereal everyday. No hard feelings, okay?

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>>46566756
I choose kiki booty. Big, shapely kiki booty.

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>>46567646
Welp, all he's having for his next several meals is pussy. This could have been avoided with a proper upbringing or several hundred mysteriously married "content creators," but...

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>>46567543
literal porch pirates lay in wait for anon to take the bait and open his door
along with occasional incursions of porch vikings and porch ostragoths

[Anonymous No.]

>>46567354
yes.

[Anonymous No.]

hello cow

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>>46567777
I say hello to every cow I see, because politeness is a virtue.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46567777
What a blessed bovine

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[Anonymous No.]

>>46567787
polite cow

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>>46567849
Who advices aren't bad, is chesh a good girl?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46567853
chesh is good

[Anonymous No.]

>>46567862
I'm going to recruit her in my party

[Anonymous No.]

>>46567864
how can you recruit?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46567867
>Meet chesh in the inn
>Ask her to join my party
>Enjoy
Or you can find her as a random loot in dungeon chests

[Anonymous No.]

>>46567867
I wanna see Shinji get mating pressed by a amazon....

[Anonymous No.]

Chesh are the greatest mamonos

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[Anonymous No.]

wurm

[Anonymous No.]

Anyone still have those pics of the little explorer and his Automaton? This is the only one I have.

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>>46568063

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>>46568063

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>>46568184
oh no
the foxes...

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>>46568186
That's right Anon
The foxes.
They won.

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>>46568192
Eh, winning isn't everything

[Anonymous No.]

>>46568192
how do we defeat the foxes?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46568202
By committing seppuku after making 3 children

[Anonymous No.]

>>46568202
The enemy can't fluff you, if you shave her fluffy tails

[Anonymous No.]

>>46568196
Losing can feel pretty good. My wife taught me that!

[Anonymous No.]

>>46566587
This thread probably belongs on /d/.

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>>46568248
If anything, it would belong on /h/ if mods there didn't have some kind of autistic grudge against monster girls.

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>>46568231
i really love this kind of corruption. monsters making you worse. monsters making you lazier, and less ambitious, and more hedonistic. monsters encouraging you to sleep for twelve hours a day, quit your job and move in with them, spend all day cuddling and fucking and playing video games. don't move, baby, mama can get you off without you tiring yourself out. don't bother, baby, whatever you wanted to do isn't worth sacrificing more time in bed with her. monsters coaxing you into letting your mind and body dull with disuse until you're a ruined, pampered, lazy thing, easy to care for and to spoil.
... anyway. sloth demons are dangerous.

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>>46568261
/d/ already has a near identical monster thread right now so I rated it higher.

[Anonymous No.]

i miss some of the older OCs

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>>46568608
>Playing Warhammer with autism wan wife
That's a good prospect but I don't see how she can paint them with those big paws or assembly anything, imagine glue on fur...

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>>46568663
Very slowly and carefully. Alternatively she makes you do it.

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>>46568663
gloves, tweezers

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>>46568663
Last time we discussed about this we came to the conclusion that she uses an army of paintfairies.

[Anonymous No.]

feed your plants (your body)

[Anonymous No.]

Every day my conviction that humans shouldn't be allowed to govern themselves only grows (for their own good).

[Anonymous No.]

>>46568881
I don't care how dry the weather is, i am not watering the plants with my own piss.

[Anonymous No.]

Maybe rape is wrong.

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>>46568881
wonky torso lol

[Anonymous No.]

>>46569133
she has bad posture because she's a layabout neet

[Anonymous No.]

>>46569125
Yes, olive is better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46568881
plant feet

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frecklepire

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>>46569316
Apparently hirano was a horny bastard while designing her
Alot of what he likes went into rip, and its also why her death was a tad...unique

[Anonymous No.]

so has mgs caused you to get into characters/fetishes that you were aware of for years

[Anonymous No.]

>>46568248
It’s primarily the MGE thread despite the efforts of a baguette munching, femdom hating frog and a self sabotaging paddy who can’t help but image dump and stalk the creator because he’s asspained about not getting free art, so no.

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>>46569386
i like baguettes

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>>46569391
imagine a cute demon in a beray with a baget over her shoulder

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>>46569408
One day she’ll work up the nerve to “ask out” that cute baker.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46569408
impossible.
she has perfected the adorkable look

[Anonymous No.]

>>46569408
>beray
French Haku has been dispatched.

[Anonymous No.]

maidhandling

[Anonymous No.]

i'm turning the water off so kiki can't shower and she'll get really sweaty and smelly in her stuffy maid outfit and really embarassed about it

[Anonymous No.]

>>46569611
Save it for the summer.

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>>46569611
Anon, do you think she couldn't just put the watere back on? She's a maid, she knows your house better than you do.

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>>46569316
There's her, the butch witch and Seras. Intergra's just a normal human. Well maybe not since she's not developed lung cancer yet.

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>>46569637
i put a sticky note with a sad face on the water mains so she won't
>>46569635
i will bully the maid no matter the season

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>>46569348
Unique is one way to put it.

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>>46569672
Enjoy having the rest of the house without water either then. No cooking and no cleaning, that's the quickest way to get your maid to simply resign and go back to living with her mom

[Anonymous No.]

My gremlin just invented something.
Literally never seen it before anywhere.

Be on standby

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>>46569719
she will snap and discipline her mastah herself with her musky body before turning the water back on

[Anonymous No.]

How do you deal with disobeying bogie daughters? They just keep doing cartwheels and jumping around and don't listen to their dad at all. And there are five of them.
Asking for a friend, of course.

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>>46569770
have to put on the ringmaster outfit

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>>46569770
What about their mom?

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[Anonymous No.]

You are not safe while bathing.
What would happen if a raiju were to jump into the bath with you?
What a shock that would be

[Anonymous No.]

>>46570100
Spares me having to use a toaster i guess.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to tell a gremlin that steampunk is the worst form of fantasy

[Anonymous No.]

i will not lose to the tutorial lim

[Anonymous No.]

>>46570222
which fetish did she give you?

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>>46570222
>"Don't worry, I'll stop the fight when you're at low health! This is just to show you mechanics."
>She just starts smiling when you reach low health
>"I said I'd stop the fight, not what I'd do after it."

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>>46570222
hey... wait a minute.
aren't you supposed to be an end game boss miss lim?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46570222
Nevereverina, my beloved...

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>>46570260
It's just the usual trope where the big bad lim shows up at the beginning and completely styles and dabs over Anon in the starter village.

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>>46570222
>>46570243
Fucking succusluts. Just because they're royalty doesn't mean they get to bully newbies.

In Cowtown, the tutorial holst doesn't harm you. Even when you get low health, she respects your boundaries and understands you may have someone else you may want to share your first time with.

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>>46570295
>press x to touch the cow
i'm not sure how widely applicable these lessons are

[Anonymous No.]

>>46570295
The lims are getting desperate anon, please understand. If they don't attack easily impressionable newbies they will never get a husband. There is a whole queue of lims waiting for their turn to do the "Tutorial lim" thing and snap themselves a young adventurer before he can fall inlove of mob minotaur #556.
And to be fair, they had to do that. The success rate of adventurers is too low. Nobody has even gotten past the 4th boss, let alone gotten close to a lim.

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>>46569802
She says that you shouldn't ask a clown to dicipline another clown, plus she's sort of pregnant

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>>46570324

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>>46570280
but she isn't supposed to tie him and bring him back to her neet den for a long cuddle session - she's supposed to let him grow in strength!
>>46570332
Monsters are getting scared now! We're so close to beating the 4th boss, and if that trend continues, we'll be at the end boss in no time! Keep at it lads!

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>>46570337
>eyepatch
Cute chunibyo cowe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46570332
Mob minotaur #556 is leagues better than any lim.
Maybe lims should up their game and take on more bovine features like cow ears, tail, and horns.

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>>46570348
>Monsters are getting scared now!
Anon, the encounters are supposed to be repeatable. There is a whole rotation of bosses that has never even gotten a chance to see a man, like the lim.
Why do you think misteriosly powerful hags have started enroling as adventurers too?
The 3rd boss was defeated by a party of 6 hag carrys and one man they were boosting.

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>>46570260
Pay no heed to the demon behind the curtain.

[Anonymous No.]

>Isekaid to starter town
>Woken up by Lim inkeeper
>Told by lim inkeeper to go do chores before starting my quest
>Help out farmer lim with her vegetables
>Help out baker lim with her bread
>Taught by druella how to use a sword
>Go to church and pray with priestess lim
>All set to start my adventure tomorrow
The starting town is so friendly. I can't wait to go on a quest tomorrow.

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>be me
>portaled to MGE world to be an adventurer
>collect all items in starting zone
>go to starting town tanuki merchant
>sell literally everything except the clothes on my back
>use money to buy nothing but stamina potions and speed boost potions
>disregard all advice to not travel the North Road immediately
>pinpoint a ruin of interest on my map
>travel the North Road
>using potions, outrun all hostiles
>high level salamanders, wurms, khepri hordes, griffons, ogres, and worst of all the dreaded dormouse
>countless hostiles try to take me
>eventually outrun them and enter the ruins
>minimap shows three high level minos, all sleeping
>run like a madman through the ruins with the purpose of waking them
>get them all to chase me
>lure them to an enclosed room
>intentionally stop
>get raped by the mino triplets

[Anonymous No.]

If you never leave the starting town, the big bad lim can't tutorial you into marriage

[Anonymous No.]

People really will do anything to avoid lilims. Poor girls just wanted to be happy and this is how you treat them.

[Anonymous No.]

White boys fuck dogs.

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>>46570615
Maybe they should shower more often and change their stinky pantsu.

[Anonymous No.]

You get a lim gf, BUT you have to pick random one from the infamous LimBin of leftovers, featuring the overly enthusiastic CuckLim, the stinky NEETlim and of course Druella.
Are you brave enough to take up this offer?

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>>46570615
Free market, anon.

If they want someone to bite, they need to offer a product that's worth buying. Like I said before, they could go bovine or serpentine. But no, they choose to be generic succs with a little extra power. No thanks. I'll take that level 4 rata over a level 1,244 lim anyday.

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>>46570640
Gimme Mari. Best lim ever made.

[Anonymous No.]

I'd lose to a stinky lims smelly ass

[Anonymous No.]

Post pics of angry and/or sleepy minos please!

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>>46570743
does your post include femdom?

[Anonymous No.]

What do you call a dominant mino who's actually a complete pushover?
A femdomino!

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>>46570873
What did I ever do to deserve such PUNishment

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>>46560787
Unironically plan toake this one day. My friend claims RTS is a dead genre, but I think retro-revival is hot rn. Perfect time for Coomand and Conquer: Mana Wars to drop.

It would be cool to have it where each army is a Monster Genus/family (Beastmen, Dragons, plant girls, Abyssals, etc.) fighting each other for supremacy. Humans would be resources or objectives, with specialty Human hero units to augment your various Monster types.

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>>46570908
RTS is doing fine if you're into Age of Empires 2 like a normal person!

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>>46569386
Imagine one day you wake up and there is a bunch of cait sith crawling all over you and then curling up and sleeping on top of you.
Imagine.

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>>46570908
>My friend claims RTS is a dead genre
And he's right.

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>>46570886
I would marry charon

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>>46570944
I’d rather time travel and prevent KC from ever giving furfaggots a bone.

[Anonymous No.]

If the portals opened where would you live? Stay here? Which realm would you want to go to in MGE If you decided to move?

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>>46571076
I really like these kinds of images. Anyway, I'd probably stay here at first. I want to finish uni, get my masters'. Maybe move into a cozy cave after that, hoard books with a nerdy dragon or something

[Anonymous No.]

Finally got serious and outlined my first MG story last night bros. It's going to feature a reclusive shut-in Anon x Yandere Shog in a parody version of Lovecraft country (the literary universe, not the shitty Netflix show).

Give me your energy bros!

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>>46571099
Hell yeah!

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>>46571076
Wherever miss Wight has her mansion.
It is not like I have much to hold me here beyond convenience and my mom (and being a lazy hikineet).
Besides, the first thing shouldn't be much of a problem with the kind of setting MGE is.

[Anonymous No.]

Sandwiched between hatter and wight on the sofa on 'wine night'

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>>46571108
Thanks bro :)

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>>46571099
YAN SHOG YAN SHOG
thank you my brother in shog

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>>46571089
Would you work in MGE?
>>46571143
Feel that anon, id probably go to MGE myself. I think I'd end up being claimed a fallen angel or something

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>>46571099
May writefairies guide you!

[Anonymous No.]

Dark mage? More like dork mage!

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[Anonymous No.]

Going to the extremist rally on campus tomorrow, going to dunk on some stupid, illprepared extremist demons

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>>46571099
Yeah? What's the premise?

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>>46571274
Work at what? What job opportunities does someone majoring in literary studies have in a fantasy world?
Or the real world?

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>>46571108
>>46571263
>>46571316
Bros you're gonna love it. It's gonna be a bit of a slow burn since I wanna make it a full novella length, but it's gonna have tons of humor and Lovecraft references, plus a fun B plot to drive the story outside of the romance. Best of all I think I have a good "voice" for my Shoggoth character, who starts out curious and naive, becomes more humanlike as she familiarizes herself with the world, and eventually becomes more of an older-sister type to our nervous and depressed Anon.

I also wanna explore the gimmick of Shoggoths since they don't necessarily derive or perceived pleasure the way we do. I re-read "Who Goes There?" By Joseph Campbell (based) And "The Things" by Peter Watts (ick). I think the ultimate consumation for a Shog is to "devour" her beloved and mix her body with his own--she'll want to respect Anon's desire to remain human, but become increasingly eager to 'eat' him as the story goes on. A loyal, devoted, loving meido who is barely containing a horny, slavering, hungry beast within.

[Anonymous No.]

Suck fox tits

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>>46571390
Yes, but what's in it for me.

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>>46571359
Typical dysgenic depressive schizo New Englander discovers an Unspeakable Horror(tm), but she's actually really nice and wants to help him with his studies and maybe take him on an ice cream date and help him become more comfortable around people.

Meanwhile glownigger MiBs are hunting for her and Anon has to protect her from them while unraveling his increasingly complicated feelings for his new meido

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>>46571382
>>46571402
You're going to write about 2,000 words and then get really tired.

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>>46571414
I'm sure anon can do it. We can always use new writers.

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>>46571414
Yes, then I will go to sleep and write another 48,000 and then edit and publish and get a sexy VA to do the audiobook

[Anonymous No.]

>Hellhound giving me a footpaw job under the table so she can have some sauce for her burg

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>>46571472
translate

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>>46571532
Pleasure of being cummed inside. (what Shogs crave)

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>>46571472
Imagine using a fleshlight not knowing Ms shog assimilated it
The tendrils wrap around your waist and milk you for every single drop of cum until you pass out

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>>46567543
So I just wanted to eat something else for a change. I know is cheaper to visit the multiple mamono run food stalls, I know the food is healty and all that but I don't feel comfortable with all the attention the staff gives me. I made sure the service I ordered from was owned by a married man, with all married daughters and not a single bit of independent Danuki investment. Despite covering my paper trail as good as I can, it somehow got out. I swear I can count every single zipangunese food vendor outside. I don't know what to do now, they are all speaking in a strange language and glowing real ominous. I can't even get in contact with the MGC police or the local EROS squad for help. Please help Anon I'm at my wits end.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm going to ask miss gremlin to build a set of scales that makes monsters think they're lighter then they actually are so they put on weight

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>>46570640
Gimme Druella. I’m gonna love her forever

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>>46567777
Hello, pretty cow.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46567777
spider cow

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>>46571382
More on maledom or femdom side?

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>>46571710
Femdom of course. Maledom is for fags.

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>>46571710
If you had read his posts you would know the answer to that. Why is the world always black and white for you?

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>>46571725
Based.

[Anonymous No.]

Still waiting on those strong angry minos.

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>>46571771
I can do strong but she's not very angry

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>>46571771
Why do they have to be angry? They can be very friendly.

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>>46571775
They gotta be angry or at least very annoyed. It makes what's about to come next that much more fun.

>>46571777
There's plenty of time for friendly and happy later on.

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>>46571784
Truth is bovines are pretty mellow as far as animals go

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>>46571791
Usually, but I intend to walk up to a mino while she's minding her own business, get her attention, and make a sudden move at her to piss her off. Gonna do it while wearing red too.

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>>46571777
This boy is in serious danger!
DO NOT LET HER MOO HIM
DO NOT TOUCH THE COW

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>>46571777
I wish to be on a nice, cutesy date with a minotaur with all going well until she orders some sort of fruit medley dessert and gets increasingly flustered and impatient after seeing strawberries placed in it by a clueless zombie chef

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>>46571804
>spoiler
It's a myth that cows and bulls hate the color red. Bovines are red colorblind, they literally don't percieve that color. What gets them annoyed is the movement of the cloth, so wear baggy thin clothes that wave in the wind that she can rip off of you.

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>>46571831
Yes, but the MGE profiles say they do, and they're canon in the MGE world. So I'm gonna roll with it.

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>>46571725
Nice
>>46571729
I'm not the fr*g, fuck off

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Lmao the only people who care about TRIVIAL bovine facts like their hatred of red are DORKY HAKUTAKUS.
Nobody could be so sensitive that they are triggered by the colour red or moving cloth.
In fact, I'm going to do demonstration of waving a red rag in front of my COW TEACHER in order to show how silly it is.

[Anonymous No.]

What happens to foxes that don't want to devote themselves to the study of magic? Are they eternally stuck with a single tail?

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>>46571887
Well barely anyone else cares that much about whether the stories people write here "are femdom or maledom", as if it can't contain both or be non sexual in nature.

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>>46571893
I'm going to participate in the sports festival with my Haku teacher and work her butthole in front of the whole school

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>>46571916
Is this a new ritualpost?

[Anonymous No.]

I prefer retarddom

[Anonymous No.]

Clapping some gob cheeks.

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>>46571916
Are you going to spam the same stupid question each thread? They get tails with age. Why would magic, something they are adept at, limit their growth?

[Anonymous No.]

personally im rather fond of sharks.
especially the loan sharks.
it's because I love some findom

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>>46571951
That fox has taken up the way of the sword.

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>>46571951
It's a shitpost anon, he's posted this like 4 times already. Don't bother.

[Anonymous No.]

For anyone who likes the green musclegirl western orc, romance an Ogre instead. If the horns upset you that much, get her to hide them under a hat or style her hair around them.

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>>46572006
Heeeh?

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>>46572006
>get her to hide them under a hat or style her hair around them.
>don't like something about your partner
>just have them hide it away from your view
You guys are something else sometimes.

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>>46572006
I love ogres, one of the most underrated monsters.

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>>46572029
I agree that forcing your wife to hide a physical feature is horrible but I don't think styling her hair around her horns is abusive. This Pixie proves that it's quite adorable.

[Anonymous No.]

Into the mofu mines with ye

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>>46572049
I think the reason they're overlooked is how you can flip the tables on em.
It reminds me of the werewolf profile to me, that profile really needs a rewrite.

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>>46572054
Well, i do think hiding them and using them to achieve a certain aesthetic are two diffrent things. I just don't thing you being uncomfortable with them should be the reason to do it.
I think horns are cute anyway, so to me it's just a skill issue.

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>>46572006
>Wanting to hide your wife's cute horns
Sinful behavior, given to an Eros flayer for correction

[Anonymous No.]

Beware the flying saucers. If they catch you, you'll be forced to do some probing.

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>>46572064
What a cute Elden Beast

[Anonymous No.]

Why did my new year lantern develope abandonment issues and stick to me for this long? I thought they were supposed to be free in the sky and bother the Dryads when they land down. Is hard to sleep when they glow so bright and try to struggle snuggle me every single night.

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>>46572158
If your Chochin obakekeeps you up at night, maybe she's trying to tell you something anon.

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>>46572006
I want to dress ogre in qipao.

[Anonymous No.]

Which is easier to bully, young pharaoh or young apophis? And why?

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>>46572310
One is smug and the other one is bratty. I will leave to your discretion which is which and which of them is easier to bully.

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>>46572096
You:
>Anon gets abducted by alien monster girls
>They all want to bear his children because their species no longer has males
>"Probe me, Anon!"

Me (who has 0 points in Luck):
>I get abducted
>No alien monsters girls
>Actual aliens
>I get probed with metal instruments
>They leave me with scars and PTSD
>Everyone calls me crazy when I say what happened

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>>46572317
I think they're both equally smug and bratty.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46572310
Apophis is vulnerable to changes in temperature.

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>>46572362
Looks like the one easier to bully is you then. Have fun being made fun of by two little girls in skimpy clothes.

[Anonymous No.]

I kinda want to see more of stuff like willamaria;'s fallen maiden story
or merces without the violent mother

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>>46572387
I'm immune to bullying, especially by true loli monsters.

>>46572382
Yes, but pharaohs have feet that can tickled.

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>>46572392
and I want the orphanage down the street to fix their fucking creaking beds, I can't sleep at night

[Anonymous No.]

>>46572006
If an ogre isn't tall enough for her breasts to be on my eye level I'm not interested

[Anonymous No.]

how do i make mamono make plap sound

[Anonymous No.]

>>46572415
With your hips.

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>>46572415
You don't. Because they're not real.

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>>46572410
Why don't you go speak to the nice sister to see how you can help?

[Anonymous No.]

Need rata right now.

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>>46572498
Posting

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snow is over

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>>46572425
Nyoo...

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>>46572566
Yes, I had to turn up my sleeves when walking home from the bus stop. 12 C is too high please go back to how things were

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>>46572310
>>46572387
I don't want to bully either one
>two little girls in skimpy clothes
However I want to "bully" both

[Anonymous No.]

>Hey, Anon, the shower's drain is clogged again.
Never be roommates with a fox.

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>>46572655
Could be worse, could be a Bunyip.

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>>46572658
Bunyip would rather go dipping in the park pond.

[Anonymous No.]

No monster girl can fix me!

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>>46572723

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>>46571710
>>46571725
>>46571887
Sadly for FrogAnon, this one is pretty clearly gonna be Femdom, since our MC is Lovecraft-tier (Shog correction will fix this)

That said, I do have partial outlines for a couple of Maledom-focused stories, so if this one goes well then I'll do one of those next.

I'd like to point out there's a difference between maledom/femdom and male-pursuit/fem-pursuit. MD/FD refers to sexual position in the bedroom, who takes the lead etc. The 'pursuit' means the party who initiated and drives the relationship forward. Most female romance novels are written with a Male Pursuer, and Male Romance Novels with a Female Pursuer, because most readers self-insert as the pursued. Everybody wants to fantasize about being desired by a cute member of the opposite gender, and it can be harder to write a power fantasy where the self-insert does all the work attracting the other party.

That said, I plan to write both MD and FD at some point, but in both cases the girl will probably at least as proactive as the guy. Maybe I can get good enough to "get into the head" of GigaChad and write a story of seduction from the male point of view, but with monsters it's kinda not worth it. Monsters already want human men, so a human who is aggressive about hitting on a monster would pretty much speed-run the romance in about 3 pages. The only way it could work is if your setting allowed for a monster who wanted/needed to take a relationship slower, or if there was some other barrier to her accepting the man's affections. If anyone has an idea I'd love to hear it, but until then it will mostly be the classic trope of shy/oblivious/awkward/uninterested Anon being wiped by a charming female monster (which we all know and love).

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>>46572756
Nerd.

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Would you rather date a shy monster who's ashamed of her monster bits and thinks no human man could ever love her, or a smug monster who's proud of her monster bits and thinks no human woman could ever compete with her?

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>>46572887
>Nerd.
Yes

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>Nerd
Don't make me post that greentext again.

[Anonymous No.]

You can't lose to hebi if you just ask for her hand in marriage on first sight!

[Anonymous No.]

>>46572900
Hard question, both could be cute. Personally I love a confident Dommy Mommy type, but it would be cute to nurture a shy girl too

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>>46572902
Cute... but she's a yan, can't love that

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>>46572900
confidence is more attractive

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>>46572756
Jesus fucking Christ either write it or shut the fuck up and stop engaging with thread pests.

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>>46572959
He's on the dopamine hit before you start and realize stuff is hard and things take time which is even worse.

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>>46572900
I'm not really into overly confident bordering arrogant people, so if i had to choose between the two i would go for the shy one. I was intending to show her my love for her monster bits one way or another.

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>>46572900
Depends on the monster bits and how the personality is applied. Are either of them right about their monster parts? Regardless of that, a shy monster who appreciates all the love I give her and asks in it even though she feels she's not worthy is great, an insecure girl that needs constant validation and coaxing especially to do anything sexy does not. Same with the smug one, even if she's hot. A quietly smug girl who flaunts her looks but acts with a hint of modesty is nice, one that lords over her peers like a haughty queen and acts like the demon lord's gift to man is not.

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>>46573023
War crimes with monster girls.

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>>46573023
Anal sex on top of the war table with monstergirls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46573050
Other than rape of POWs and civilians, what War Crimes would mamano militaries tend to commit? It wouldn't be the ones involving acts of cruelty.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46573023
are you going for the general or the grunt?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46573072
Everyone will grunt.

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>>46573070
>willful raping
>penis torture
>causing serious injury to the body(loss of virginity)
>Extensive destruction and appropriation of property(this one probably literally)
>Compelling a prisoner of war or other protected person to serve in the forces of a hostile Power(monsterization, mindbreak, incubization)
>Taking of hostages(pneis inside vagoo)

[Anonymous No.]

Evading taxes with the mofukuza

[Anonymous No.]

I've become a bit doomer about mgs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46567466
>still not on k.su
as a poorfag and an idiot, it's not here yet, you're a liar

[Anonymous No.]

How is Snownubis faring in Winterstown? Has her tundra kingdom begun to take shape, or is she warming her tail after a trip to Miss Selkie's for hot chocolate?

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>>46571613
>just wanted to eat something else for a change
yes this is a valid defence. Recreational slow self-destruction is a staple of hagville life, just ask any hag how much wine or beer she drinks or how many cigarettes she smokes every night while crying into the pillow that she's so lonely

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>>46569408
is that baguette is over three hours old, she's not a cute demon lady, but a scary demon mafia mobster, disguised as a cute lady, but ready to lay out some beatings with her breadstick

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>>46573213
Well, rome wasn't built in a day, so it's really no problem if Miss S.Nubis is taking a break from her conquering and expanding drinking choccolate and chatting with the locals, even if it's for the 100th day in a row. Know your enemy, or so they say.

[Anonymous No.]

Do you prefer your robot girls with mask, mouthless, or full face?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46573299
Either is fine so long as she can shoot out her fists as rocket

[Anonymous No.]

>>46572925
yan is love yan is life

[Anonymous No.]

>>46573299
>mask, mouthless
This means no kisses or blowjobs. Even the base models don't come like that, weird fetishists need to use aftermarket gremlin mods for that effect.

[Anonymous No.]

My Wife has no Emotions...

[Anonymous No.]

>>46573352
Not, it's just a toxic relationship, I will pass

[Anonymous No.]

>>46573366
How can it be toxic when she loves you more than life itself?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46573370
Having to crush your husband's eyes to avoid eye contact with any woman is too much.

[Anonymous No.]

Ghost-chan has been trying to scare and you for weeks haunting your house and doing spooky things but you just get annoyed or don't react, now she's mad anon! This is all your fault! How can she be a proper ghost if you aren't even scared of her?!

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>>46573385
I'm scared of what she can do with those titties, does that count?

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>>46573383
Sounds like fake news.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46573299
I prefer visor/monocular optics/eyeless and noseless with plush lips and a textured, vibrating throat capable of constricting and milking motions. Also, she has very expressive body language despite having a monotone voice

[Anonymous No.]

Fuck the weasels, Anon

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>>46573385
How is the "ohhhh, someone is showing but you live all alone!!! and when you move the curtain, nobody is there!" scary? She needs to get better material.
Half of her things are just her being a pervert/exhibitionist

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>>46573422
Whatever happened to thst one guy that commissioned all those headpat picture that somehow offended people?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46573422
Go fuck them yourself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46573223
Smoking is bad, but this woman that I happen to share all my personal belongings with seems to disagree.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46573422
But Anon! I have a stunlock weakness that's easily exploitable!

[Anonymous No.]

>>46573383
She makes sure your field of vision is just her

[Anonymous No.]

>>46573385
How is making food for me and then disappearing trying to haunt me?

[Anonymous No.]

No hebi could possibly handle me. I am too dere hor her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46573476
Even if I'm driving ?

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>>46573489
>driving
Where to? Where do you need to go so bad? You aren't trying to get away from hebi again right? That would be rather foolish no? I think is best you stay at home, in her coils forever. Wouldn't that be oh so much better. I think so, I think you do too. Now stay still for hebi.

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[Anonymous No.]

Who's the coolest mamono?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46573566
The one i like.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46573566
your dhamp teammate

[Anonymous No.]

>>46573566
Ice Queen, probably.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46573566
My wife is the coolest

[Anonymous No.]

>>46573511
We have a romantic date and a rock concert to attend to, I already bought the tickets. And she loves me, right, so she won't refuse my invitation or try to sabotage it in any way, ri-ight?

[Anonymous No.]

She is my
number WAN

[Anonymous No.]

>>46573589
Too much comp-I mean too many people in one place can't be good. You might get lost there. Is not safe to go outside with all that ruckus and those weird strangers. Besides why waste your attention on mere music, when that gaze could grace something of equal worth to you instead? Is the only thing you should have been doing... I thought your were told so by now...

[Anonymous No.]

Consider the true danger of the hebi hag.
You will never leave that sweater, you live there now

[Anonymous No.]

>>46573628
Consider the true boon of the hebi hag.
She made sure the sweater would keep you forever safe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46573632
I am NOT a personal heater!

[Anonymous No.]

>>46573511
>Where to? Where do you need to go so bad?
To the nearest suicide booth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46573623
Looks like someone is getting needles in his ear's drums tonight

[Anonymous No.]

I want two hags to just smush me from both sides so that four huge titties are crushing my head.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46573638
Ah, the snek pit needs a communal heater.

[Anonymous No.]

Who is the hottest mamono?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46573720
Me

[Anonymous No.]

>>46573720
Lava Golem

[Anonymous No.]

>>46573720
Lava Golem probably.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46573724
>>>/4mon/
go back hag

[Anonymous No.]

My boss Miss Anubis told me I was incapable of working or living alone just because I came in to the office late one single time, so she fired me and made me move out of my apartment into her house and now she's telling me that she will work and provide for me and in return I will do the chores and laundry and cook and warm her bed for her... Who the hell does she think she is and why do I keep going along with it?!

[Anonymous No.]

>>46573745
It'd be easy to follow anyone when their butt looks like that in a skirt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46573745
Because you're a subhuman or a woman.

[Anonymous No.]

Why are foxes such alcoholics?
Why do foxes smoke so much?
Why do foxes have such vices?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46573765
Same reason I do

[Anonymous No.]

>>46573773
You are an ageless being that has been around and partaking in such things long before the adverse long-term effects came to public light, but continue to do so out of habit and a faint hope you will find someone who might like that in a partner?
Or life is a bitch, one of the two.

[Anonymous No.]

You know, maybe kissing monstergirls isn't so bad after all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46572975
Writing isn't hard. Writing well enough for people to want more is.

[Anonymous No.]

Just found out where kiki was getting all those eggs from. I thought only shogs fed you stuff that came out of them.

[Anonymous No.]

Monsters are nazis. They're bad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46573724
>>46573729
They will call you a hag but never a liar.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>In a lamian nutrition class
>Lengthy discussion about which animals are best to eat
>Lengthy discussion on the best way to swallow each one whole
>No discussion about food groups
>No discussion about proportions
>No discussion about processed foods
>Only discussion about swallowing animals whole, particularly pigs, rabbits, and goats

[Anonymous No.]

God I love fat assed monstergirls

[Anonymous No.]

>>46573284
>Miss S. Nubis and Snowrata form an allegiance to gather info on Winterstown residents

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

and that ladies and gentlemen is the reason why i never go kayak fishing...

[Anonymous No.]

>>46573930
Holy water ending.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46572975
who needs editor fairy when you can hang out with procrastination pixie instead?

[Anonymous No.]

wjhat kind of PPE exists for mgs?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46574015
oven mitts

[Anonymous No.]

>>46573975
Why are tiny mamono so darn cute?

[Anonymous No.]

>Walk into all lamia village
>Sneks start to slither out to "greet" you
>Surrounded by sneks
>Whip out recorder
>Start playing the recorder
>They all start hip dancing in unison, making the same exact moves at each note
>Now in control of an entire lamia village

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>>46574125
Snek Charmer Anon is eventually going to get married to every snek in the snek village.
Just as soon as he gets too tired to keep playing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46574112
to lower your guard

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>>46574132
Oh, no! I left my window open!

[Anonymous No.]

https://archiveofourown.org/works/53501296/chapters/135419665

Added some more assorted stuff while I finish the demon short I'm working on.
wurm unrelated.

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>"After we mate I'm going to slice your head off and drink my fill of your blood and then consume your body to provide nourishment and nutrition for my body and our spawn."
>"..."
>"Just letting you know ahead of time."

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>>46574379
meh, no one is going to live forever.

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>>46574379
No deadbeat dads in MGE.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46574397
Just dead ones.

[Anonymous No.]

Which mamono would be most likely to have strong opinions on science fiction television shows suitable for long conversations late into the night?

[Anonymous No.]

wonderland is a strange place

[Anonymous No.]

chesh teleported on top of my desk and broke my laptop :(

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>>46574477

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>>46566738
Where did you get this? It looks like lhanamo/su's art style, why did he delete his pixiv?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46574497
i guess that every dog has her day!

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>>46574477
More like a grand place.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46574477
It's a silly place, but I have an urge to go there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46574507
Dog was sick of ordering pizza and getting nothing but a cat ass in a box

[Anonymous No.]

>>46574294
i'm starting to think you might like ocelomehs

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>>46574125
>lamia hips hypnotize anon (it's in the name)
>the snake charmer ultimately charms himself

[Reformed Breathfag No.]

>No danuki to sniff the breath of
It hurts

[Anonymous No.]

Miss Danuki doesn't think you can afford her breath.

[Anonymous No.]

Imagine forcing a meme when you could force your dick down a memecat's throat.

[Anonymous No.]

Drunk kiki

[Reformed Breathfag No.]

>>46574648
I'll pay with my body, become her slave.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46574661
Memecat is for cuddles and gentle lovemaking, not for throat fuckings.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46574684
either way she's purring

[Anonymous No.]

>>46574648
I want to buy her tail

[Anonymous No.]

It's Thursday, people! Post Thurs!

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>>46574734

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[Anonymous No.]

>>46574750
Neat Thur.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>46574750
SEX WITH THE SCARLET SISTERS

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>>46574808
I'll only have sex with Remi. Flan can stay locked in the closet.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>46574808
i remember that one doujin where the guy tries to make flandre submit to the cock, doesn't work the way he expected and just becomes super lovey dovey and then pocessive .

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>>46574823
many such cases

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>>46574780
The headpats will subdue the fox, but for how long?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46574827
As long as you can pet, mortal.

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>>46574823
Link?

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>>46574823
>that one doujin where the guy tries to make flandre submit to the cock, doesn't work the way he expected and just becomes super lovey dovey and then pocessive
You can't just say things like that without dropping the sauce.

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>>46574823
That's because Flan is a very good girl who just needs some food.

[Anonymous No.]

Come on, Anon, first huff is free, second huff is free too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46574823
this too is correction

[Anonymous No.]

>>46575102
1 mofu normally retails for 500 yen so it's a real bargain

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>>46574477
>no shortstack Chesh onee-San
Sorrow

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[Anonymous No.]

>>46575190
>Go to take a nap
>Suddenly find the pillows a bit softer than you remember.
>Look over just to see chesh smugging over at you
>"So Anyan, how are the new pillows?"

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Goodnight Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember that Fridays are the best day to head to the bar and Find a cute monster girl....mostly because she'll ambush you from the alley

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>>46575293
Then fail miserably and get pampered by your auntster instead when you return home

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>>46575296
When in doubt, she'll ride one out...of you.

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>>46575132
That's not all
>Huff twice get once free
>Huff three times in one go and get a 50% discount off your next ten huffs
>Free signup for a huffers reward where you get perks every ten huffs, including further discounts, moneyback, and 24/7 access for those late night cravings

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>>46573385
My favorite fantasy about ghost girl is her ambushing me in the middle of the night like a paralysis demon and riding me mercilessly while the only thing that I can do is hold onto her hips as she milks me dry, and the only source of light is either a small window or tv showing static. And it starts with me being startled and confused and end with me telling her that I love her as she just smirks smugly in response.

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>>46575312
Mine is a legitimately frightening ghost that strings some guy out into breaking point until he gets the upper hand during one of her hauntings and screws the disgusting sodden skeleton out of base animalistic frustration and she gets meeker and sexier each time

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>>46573804
Second choice

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>>46575312
>>46575331
Mine is where she's non verbal but really expressive with hand gestures and body language, and she's a massive dork with some unsettling behaviors like reverse crab walking with missing frames to move quickly instead of running and dripping black ichor onto paper from the voids where her eyes should be when she wants to write or draw instead of using a pen. Also unnaturally flexible with giant ghost boozongas and booty.

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>>46575296
There's also your grandma waiting for you if your auntster isn't available

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MGE's True Final Boss

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>>46575421
thats not cheshire

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>>46575424
She's the final boss of my heart

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>>46575437
>final boss
>trash mobs
>friendly npcs
>secret boss with cool loot (its her kitty panties)
cheshire is multitasking

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>>46575331
To me, if the ghost is hot it adds to the whole idea of you being seduced and giving in to your desire to fuck this creepy weirdo girl. But then again, I'm partial to the idea of a monstergirl making her chosen husband forgo any caution and reservations through her sex appeal and exotic, almost taboo-ish allure.

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>Dark Mage takes pity on you

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ded

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>>46575576
Not even the dead can escape foxes

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>>46575595
foxes must be stopped

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>>46575612
Foxes CANNOT be stopped.
You are already foxed, you just don't know it yet.

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>>46575628
I will defeat fox
I will not be foxed

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>>46573361
You should go to the emotions store and buy her some, as an anniversary gift maybe.

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>>46575689
can i buy the deredere package that comes with the "hohoho!" bonus?

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>>46573623
but I wanted to share stuff I like with the hebi I like, like lovers do, is that really that bad? Does she really not love me at all, if she doesn't want us to hold hands or even cuddle as we listen to good music and manage to ignore the crowd with our power of love?
Did I get a defective hebi? How do I fix her?

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>>46574379
>provide nourishment and nutrition
this is where you stop being a shitposter and start cooking dinner for your mantis wife and your brood

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>>46575689
https://mangadex.org/title/509b1474-cb0a-4f9d-8ca4-95cb44c9b8db/boku-no-tsuma-wa-kanjou-ga-nai

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>>46575711
Nah, it's easier if she kills me and feed on my corpse

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>>46575775
Hukanity never seeks the easy way, we seek the most convenient way. And death is inconvenient, therefore you WILL cook your bug wife a hearty dinner to be consumed post-coitus.

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>>46575789
No, I don't think I will

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>>46575789
Eh, jerky and energy bars will do.

[Anonymous No.]

The lack of money raccoons in these threads as late as been disappointing. I hope to rectify that next thread.

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>>46575952
The foxes have been getting too comfortable without a significant rival.

[Anonymous No.]

Nextcloud archive take a dump?

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>>46576086
some dumbass used the old defunct link in OP
>>46565404

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>>46576086
See >>46565404

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>>46576092
>>46576094
Bless you, anons

[Anonymous No.]

>>46576086
The link from the main neocities archive works.

[Anonymous No.]

There is nothing more romantic to a snake than getting leg locked.

[Definitely not a snake No.]

>>46576278
Explain to me how that works

[Definitely not a snake No.]

>>46576278
In explicit detail

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>>46576281
You cuddle with a snek and wrap your legs around her.

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>Nomadic desert lamias

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>>46576296
Sweet dessert lamias

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>>46576281
The wording in the post already says it all.

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You're now imagining a cluster of tents camped out on the edge of an oasis in the middle of a barren desert as the day comes to an end. Small braziers surround the tents. The tents are decorated with exceptionally crafted rugs, the interior with silk draperies and jewels. Inside a large assortment of pillows, questionable drinks and potions, and a hookah. Also inside, numerous snakes lamias and their tamed, animal, pet snakes. They all speak a remote, tribal language that not even the pharaoh's best scholars have deciphered. A beautiful, sultry language whose words incite desire when spoken by a female voice. The glow of their predatory eyes stare directly into your soul, their smiles like that of a predator ready to devour its prey; but their countenance gives off a motherly and sisterly love. They mean no harm, but only say the word or accept their invitation for something "a little more," and they'll fill you with a pleasure that no other can offer. A pleasure that will certainly see you become dinner for these lawless serpents. And a night that will initiate you into the tribe to live forevermore.

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>>46576395
>and then her tail falls off

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>>46576341
A very nice tribe but can they draw on a map where is located the local elder god's temple?

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>>46576469
Hate to break it to you, anon. But you're not leaving the camp.

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>>46576341
I don the tribal mask and go HURBAGA

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>>46576341
I’m gonna introduce them to Holstaur milk from a sacred priestess of Hathor.