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4652789 No.4652789 [Reply] [Original]

So, is /jp/ going to create a church or was that idea scrubbed?

I'm getting tired of waiting around.

>> No.4652805

SMITHS OF EMIYA

>> No.4652817

Depends, do we have to meet weekly? Will it be interesting?

>> No.4652836

>Create church
>Anoint Shiki as God
>Shiki can kill everything, no discussion

>> No.4652838

It will be the church of Touhouology.

>> No.4652845

>>4652805
Jesus is made of bread and wine.

EMIYA is made of swords.

It'd be great to have a prayer that starts out with "My body is made of swords."

>> No.4652854

So the priests would molest little girls instead?

Sounds good!

>> No.4652857

>>4652845
Can we wear nice hats?

>> No.4652864

>>4652789
This is what a religious *chan would be like.

>> No.4652867

>>4652845
Jesus is made of bread and Sion.

>> No.4652870

>>4652836
Can Shiki create a being so strong that even he can't kill it?

>> No.4652890

I can already see the power level charts of every angel and prophet mentaioned in the Bible.

Moses could kick Jesus' ass.

>> No.4652904
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ESOTERIC ORDER OF ORT
ACCEPT NO SUBSTITUTES

>> No.4652907

>>4652890
Adam can kill servants.

>> No.4652920

I don't go to church because they're hypocrites.

LOLO SORRY YOU'RE NOT DRESSED NICE ENOUGH TO WORSHIP OUR LORD AND SAVIOR.

Church is /fa/ in real life.

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>>4652920
Slob detected.

>> No.4652934

>>4652920
Admittedly, you do look like shit.

>> No.4652936

>>4652870
You mean, can Shiki kill the lines of death of the lines of death of the lines of death of the lines of death of the lines of death?

>> No.4652960

>>4652890
Moses fucking wrecked half of Heaven.

As far as the Big Four goes, Moses > David > Mohammad > Jesus

>> No.4652971

>>4652960
That's only when he's in demon-with-horns mode though.
He can easily get killed if he's not charged up and still in plague-mode.

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4652988

Is sorcery a crime under /jp/ theology?

>> No.4652992

>>4652920
What's the point of even going to church when you can read the Bible and listen to sermons on the internet?

Church is outdated, just like the newspaper. They guilt you into going so they can make a profit.

>> No.4653004

>>4652971
Well, he's still stronger than everyone else. David is the only other one with combat prowess. Jesus was miracle-heavy, Mohammad used political marriages and is a merchant.

Horns mode is definitely mid-angel tier though.

>> No.4653002

Rather shocked this thread isn't filled with pornographic images of underaged girls.

>> No.4653008

>>4652988
That's a dumb question. How would we summon our servants for the weekly Sabbath fight if it was?

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>>4653002
That is a religion thread. This is a church thread.

Subtle difference.

>> No.4653021 [DELETED] 

>>4653002
The first commandment of the Church of /jp/ will be "No Anonymous Jones".

Hell, no tripfags at all.

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>>4653008
Some religions can be contradictory. I'm mostly concerned about more personal sorcery, so I can continue my normal sorcerous habits, and necromancy, for there are some people I plan to resurrect.

>> No.4653035

>>4653008
I don't know, this Grail War thing seems shady. What's Derek's opinion of it?

>> No.4653049

>>4653023
Eh, we'll give you your own room for that shit. Just don't go telling other people about it.

>> No.4653060

>>4653035
Holy Grail works perfectly, no Persian embodiment of evil at all (:

>> No.4653063

>>4653035
Derek would just call me an angelfag and tell me to go away if I asked.

I hate that guy so much.

>> No.4653059

>>4653008
Holy fuck, that sounds like fun. So long as you faggots don't just summon all the plothax invincible guys, that is. I swear if I have to battle your David with my Raphael, I'm gonna be pissed.

>> No.4653056

>>4653023
inb4 hitler

>> No.4653071

>>4653059
Just imagine the shitstorm every time somebody summons God.

He would be like Oddjob in Goldeneye.

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>>4653049
But what if I need sacrifices? Or just, y'know, more people to channel more power.

Are you willing to sacrifice yourself to be with your waifu? This can be arranged.

>> No.4653088

>>4653071
If somebody summons God as Berserker, everybody else is inevitably fucked. Or would God fit Caster better, maybe?

>> No.4653098

>>4653079
Mary is everyone's waifu.

You may have no waifu before her.

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4653148

Amaterasu was here, fuck sandnigger religions.

>> No.4653188

>>4653088
You can't summon divine entities of that level. It can't happen.

They tried to summon Angra Manyu and instead got a villager that was made the anti-Jesus of the world by his village.

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BEHOLD

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