Monster Girl Thread

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>>46516505
>Modern Bodyguard Ochi
>Full on body armor and rifle
>Tacti-cool gear
>Still carries a sword.
You love to see it.
Casual Ochi is fine as well.

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>>46514280
“It can ruin my entire night” is some touch grass territory.

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I have some mild disagreements with how Lescatie is run, and I will post a list of my qualms on Druella's bedroom door!

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I want to bully alps online.

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Sex with vampires for the sole purpose of producing dhampirs

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>>46516591
As the saying goes, anon.
Where do you think you are?

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>>46516600
Stealing tire with vampire for the sole purpose of making it rhyme

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recreational sex with a vampire

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>>46516636
Having my blood drained out of me is a fetish. The idea of vampires not being after sex is great.

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>>46516640
could just donate blood

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>>46516649
Then I don't get neck kissies.

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>>46516636
>vampire leglocking you as she rides you and bites you at the same time

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>>46516654
you don't? must be a regional thing

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>>46516636
Competitive sex with a vampire

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Cuddles with sleepire.

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>>46516636
Recreational sex with hags
https://files.catbox.moe/ntl89w.png

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The soldier beatles
>ANON ASKED ME WHAT I WANTED TO BE
>I SAID BABY, CAN'T YOU SEE
>I WANNA PICK APPOLS, THE RED AND THE GREEN
>THOSE JUICY SWEET FRUITS RIPENED WITH ETHYLENE
>ANON YOU CAN PICK MY TREE
>FUJI, YORK AND PINK LADY
>MAKE SURE TO LEAVE A FEW FOR ME
>JUST GIVE ME THOSE APPOLS

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>>46516591
I'm gardening so don't worry I touch some grass, still makes my blood boil when I read them. Anyway, subject closed, I won't ask now.

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>>46516695
wait a minute this is procreational sex

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>>46516636
But I'll cry if I do that

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>>46516751
It's both.

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>>46516695
This image goes hard.

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>>46516751
Recreational pregnancy is a true hobby for hags, I hope you don't mind them knocking on your door from time to time to play a little game

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To lower my chances of getting foxed, I'm moving to Dragonia in a week! I'll be safer there!

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>>46516751
Same difference for hags and me.

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>>46516829
Draconic foxes.

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My balls hurt

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>>46516695
Ah yes, energy drain where they get plumper and fuller, but the confusion when you're not dead and they're somehow even more rabid seems incredibly appealing

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>>46516829
>"......"

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>>46516941
Don't worry, she can take care of them.

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Imagine spending hours milking a holst your all tired and she made like numerous buckets of milk you are finally done with her and her tits are empty and flat as pancake you wipe away sweat from your forehead after the exhausting milking session and sigh but then holst tits make FWOOOMP sound and inflate back to normal in 1 second
And she mooos again...

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>>46516993
It's why you hire farmhands.

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>>46516941
>go to mamano ER
>tell them you got blue balls
>they call a code blue overhead and you get mobbed by cute nurses
they say there's no cure but with regular treatment you can have good quality of life

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So hypothetically speaking, if your classmate really needed to drink blood would you give her some? Just asking, haha.

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>>46517018
no.

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>>46517018
That's a regular human girl.

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Was Bernanon's dragon game any good, in the end?

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>>46517018
Isn't it sad?

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>>46517052
dunno

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>>46517052
I forget but his attempts to get some traction going in /vg/ didn't really work.

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Noodle woman

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remember to hydrate.

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>>46517070
It seems to be doing well enough outside of /jp/ and /vg/. It probably is useless shilling it here.

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Dragons are fire. Except for the ice ones, they are cool.

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>>46517137
my 3d mg game got a fuck off here, a couple yous on /vg/, and 5,000 views on itch.

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>>46517052
>Was Bernanon's dragon game any good

It's making money.

Whether it's good is another story.

I didn't hate it, and it's cheap, so there's that.

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>>46517052
Haven't followed his stuff much since he stopped posting updates here. Mostly because I don't really play games much anymore

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>>46517052
No idea, the only videogame I play nowadays is just Medieval 2

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>>46517052
I think it was a pretty good game. A bit short but it's also very cheap so it's fair.
Why do people seem to hate him again?

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>>46517018
My blood is sickly, diseased.

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>>46517258
>Why do people seem to hate him again?
Unironically he didn't get in line with KC worship during the wight stuff, made an announcement about being uncomfortable here, and fucked off.

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>>46517258
he recognized his stuff wouldn't be a good fit for here and dipped out. wish some other people could take that hint

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>>46517258
>Why do people seem to hate him again?
It doesn't matter. He's gone on to do other stuff and doesn't post anymore. This question--and inevitable argument--happens every now and then and is completely pointless.

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>>46517261
Perhaps some bloodletting would help you.

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flopping Kiki ears!

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>>46517281
I'll leave when KC draws a new cait sith and you can all go back to posting shit from the same three artists over and over then.

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>>46517301
no, you won't

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Just stay on capybara, mick. It's better for your own health.

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>>46517258
>I think it was a pretty good game. A bit short but it's also very cheap so it's fair.

I enjoyed all the eye candy, a little disappointing you can't sex the yeti or cheshire, though.

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>>46517307
I wouldn't even post kemono but all your callouts made it pretty clear you missed me posting a good mix of art even if you won't admit it.

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>>46517313
I did want to boink the cheshire lady. But oh well.

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>>46517287
I genuinely feel bad about artists leaving.
I hope his game does well.

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>>46517310
There is mge there too.

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"My demon wife" game
>PC is a (ex)doomguy
>shooting demons and monster
>one day demon woman kiddnaps you and "marries" you
>forces you to do house chores and watch tv with the messages "submit to mistress" and won't let you escape
So....mge demons got a game?

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>>46517352
Good, so you can try begging for gibs from KC there instead.

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>>46517070
I don't really go to the /vg/ thread, could never get into paradox and that's like 80% of what they talk about. Why didn't they like him there? Seems like a good fit.

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>>46517018
Only if we kiss before

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>>46517402
>t. Why didn't they like him there? Seems like a good fit.
Because despite being nominally better than here the /vg/ thread can also be guilty of hyperfocusing on one or two things and totally ignoring the rest. It looked like a total failure to launch. I couldn't tell you if it was lack of appealing designs or lack of number crunching to discuss though. Maybe it attracted plenty of anons and they just never felt the need to talk about it.

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>>46517447
>It looked like a total failure to launch
I'm a bit lost on what you mean by this. You mean people thought the game was gonna flop?

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If you're ever bored on a Saturday night and need some thrill in your life, go down to the Bad End Bar out in Hagville and just start kissing as many hags as you can before bolting out of there! Bonus points if you pull some strings before you do it and get made small enough to get easily sweaternapped if you're too slow. I managed to kiss six before making my escape, and I don't think my heart's raced THAT fast in a loooooooong time.

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>>46517475
>he posted it
>anons went "cool"
>that's it
It's not that they thought it was gonna flop they just never picked it up as an interesting game to them. If it ever popped up on /v/ he'd be doing well though. The dedicated monster girl threads seem hilariously particular about what they like.

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>>46517500
vn have never been a particularly thrilling experience to me

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>>46517487
this is a paid actor. they have placed shotafication and paralyze rune trap at every entrance. you'll be adopted before you even make it through the door.

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>>46517500
>The dedicated monster girl threads seem hilariously particular about what they like.
Oh, without a doubt. It's kind of weird how oddly specific monster girl threads tastes can be at times.

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>>46517487
Gonna find mino hag in the corner and moo at her
>>46517514
Go through the window or the roof, hell go in like your playing payday 2

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>>46517133
Manticore that like to pour coca-cola down her tail and drink it.

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Just checked the story aggregator first time in years and boy did it all dried up. Eh looking back at some of the writing from our technical prime years of 2013/15, it's maybe not for the worse.

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>>46517551
I don't think blowing open a wall and robbing their safes holding moth dust bricks will earn me any points with the nice hellhag at the bar counter

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>>46517589
everybody claps and cheers when ms wurm does it though

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>>46517585
Start writing then.

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>>46517310
>the only place where mick doesn't act like a total retard is the only place where he isn't being shat on
You'd think his brain would be capable of making the connection but nope, it's always someone else's fault.

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Guys I have secret info
Don't buy cup noodles in hagville, they're boobytrapped, as soon as you get out of the store you will be arrested and sent to the adoption center since you are "incapable of taking care of yourself"

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>>46517720
>boobytrapped
Is that like the Cheshire butt trick?

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>>46517727
I don't think a hag's boobs could possibly fit inside a cup of noodles. Maybe just the nipple.

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>>46517751
An entire fairy hag could.

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>>46517764
I see. So she's the complementary noodly stopper fairy that comes with each purchase then?

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Maybe you all deserve involuntary adoption

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>>46517803
Anon, that's just called slavery.

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>>46517810
How is it slavery if your only task is to drink hag milk?

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>>46517818
Well in that case it's kidnapping and torture.

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>>46517818
>only task is to drink hag milk?
Sounds boring.

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>>46517828
It's not like you have to do it 24/7. You should have plenty of time for leisure, like playing vidya on her lap.

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Guys the wurmicide isn't working.

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>>46517864
>he bought the wurmicide from the shop thinking it would help him get rid of wurms
Rookie mistake. It only attracts more. You should have known better.

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I don't hate Bernanon and when I gave some extra cash, I will buy his games. Though to be frank, I saw him as just being here to advertise his own stuff and thus when all the drama occured, he deuced time to leave which is a perfectly rational decision.

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>>46517864
that's wurm cider

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It's been awhile fellas
Got a new Miia commission

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DON'T listen to monsters' lies. There are still manticores out there that will eat and kill you! My cousin Cletus has a friend who knows a guy that told him so!

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>>46517893
vada done good

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>>46517909
He came to life and has been on fire popping content

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Manticores are DORKS

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manticute

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Manticorn

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mantivomit

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>>46517949
>anon exclaimed, as he is being held in place by big meaty paws bigger than his head.

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Manticunt

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>>46517974
>it comes out of the tail
oh

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>>46517979
>anon is such a venomslut that he licks it up.
oh.

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>>46517929
I love that Pyrow hag

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>>46516505
Ochimushas and Kunoichis have gotten some attention lately, traditional Zipangu never goes out of style.

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>>46518037
Wait until you hear how much Inari get posted around here.

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>>46518037
I want Zipanguese versions of other monsters, like for example imagine a Zipangu Troll wearing a kimono and a geisha hairstyle, or maybe long hait with a himecut

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>>46518037
open shoulder kimono too good

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>>46518061
How would a zipangu troll smell?

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>>46518138
Cherry blossoms.
Which evidently smells like Vanilla.

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>>46518163
Boring. Give me a troll that smells like red bean paste, sweat and bambu.

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>>46518061
>Troll with a himecut in seiza playing the shamizen
Nice

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your used shirt belongs on foxlets.

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>>46517875
>which is a perfectly rational decision.
The rational decision is to simply stop coming here, but he decided to stir the pot by leaving a cryptic message about not liking "the direction the thread is taking" and refused to elaborate, which resulted in useless speculations.

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>>46517487
I want to untie a hag's string panties as a joke, on the first place they should wear and expose such lewd underwear

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>>46518174
Naked Troll playibg the shamizen and it comically covering her nipples and privates, while her long himecut covers her ass

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>>46518228
Did you mean, "they shouldn't wear and expose such underwear in the first place"?

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>>46518244
Yes

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For me it's lolis wearing equally lewd underwear as the hags

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>>46518396
For me, girls my age wearing lewd underwear s superior.

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Hello Miss Hatter.
I make my tea by putting the milk in first, then taking the kettle off before its boiled, then I pour the water in, then finally add the tea BAG. After, I stir the tea BAG around only once before then leaving it in to steep, forgetting about it and drinking it stone cold. Sometimes, I remember to drink the tea, so I take the tea BAG out only after its steeped for like 10 seconds maximum. I do not wash the mug between drinks, and I use the same mug whether I'm drinking BAGGED tea or the rare occassion I drink green tea (that is also in a bag).

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>>46518396
Isn't that the norm? hags are the ones trying to copy little girls

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So why is every remaining Monstergirl community trash?

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TOTAL MOFU CONVERSION.
YOU WILL BE FLUFFED AND YOU WILL FLUFF.
THIS IS NON NEGOTIABLE

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>>46518540
nice try, but you never specified what kind of fluff o had to huff! you lose again fox.

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>>46518539
So, /d/ thread told you to fuck off with your bullshit so instead you came here to spill your obsessions?

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Can I get a doting arachne? Or are all arachne pervy weirdo rapists?

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>>46518540
No need to yell, just present some quality fluff. And maybe a brush.

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>>46517585
I’m just glad the authors we still do have are staying consistent and not faking a crisis of faith on their blog for attention.

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>>46517606
Still waiting for the frog's story

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>>46518592
I'm not the Mick lol

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>>46518657
Who said you are? I doubt he would have a fit about it because it's one of the few places where he's not banned or getting shat on.

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Man, I hate living in MGC and having to take the train to work. Like half the people there are just fucking and the other half is trying to feel up single boys.

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>>46518691
Should have bought a car.

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I just want a hag danuki to marry, it's that simple. Fox tails have nothing on delightful 'nuki fluff.

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>>46518701
I'm too poor

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>>46518691
>Anon pretending to not see anything while a hag fox is riding another anon into the seat with juices leaking everywhere
>Other monsters are furiously shlicking with their phones out enjoying the show
>Anon gets off the train and tries to report it to the scary looking Hellhound Police officer who begins to undo her skirt

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>>46518714
if you need some quick money..

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>>46518714
Have you considered a bicycle? It helps you get fitter, too.

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>>46518540
This but Danuki fluff

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I will become so endebted to the danuki that I can only pay it off as a life time working as a cushion and rag for her fat, smelly, sweaty ass

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>>46516522
it's not a sword, it's a tactical knife
so what if it's bigger than an australian bushwacker kukri? a knife is a knife is a knife and it's the only weapon license she has so far

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>>46518726
>Anons friends just sit there as they see him getting dragged back to the train
>"Hey girls, want another show!?"
>She gets next to the fox and starts to ride anon
>The girls start to shout and make lewd remarks as they film him getting fucked
>"We told him not to report it..."

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>>46518733
I'm not a man whore! I'm not a man whore! I'm NOT a man whore!

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>>46518795
Of course not. "Male escort" is the proper term.

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>>46518738
>Take a bicycle
>Get jumped by a werewolf where cycling through a park

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>>46518513
More likely the hags started wearing sexy lingerie on the hunt first while the lolis got by with pure natural charm, until the young monsters started noticing how great it looks on them and how well it works on human men.

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>>46518802
No, I'm just gonna sell my blood to some rich vampires and keep my dignity.

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>>46518795
>>46518802
its a good gig. if you do it in the afternoon then the customer usually cooks dinner for you too.

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Coffin is too small. Must sit in 69 position with vampire wife with head between her legs/under ass to fit.

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>>46518802
he works hard for the money

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One of these days I'll find a way to drop Druella's power down to MY level! THEN we'll have a fair and even duel and become rivals and eventually turn our hate into lov-- I mean, uhh... and then I will claim vengeful victory for the sake of the old ways!

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>>46518830
its supposed to be for one person, and she has had it for centuries at this point! you cant just make her throw away such an important piece of her history.

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>>46518847
Maybe if she didn't eat like a pig and gorge on my blood so much her and her fat ass and fat thighs could fit into the coffin.

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>>46518790
The MGC transit system, location of 30% of mamano pregnancys and first dates, only beaten by bars and public parks, so it is technically one of the safer areas for lone single men.

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>>46518827
Intense desire to serve as a paid company for lonely empty-nest obaasans.
Yes of course, I'm hungry.
Yes, of course, I'd love to take some home- if you'll let me.

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Cant even afford hagville rent anymore...

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>>46518906
Imposible, it's almost free there

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>>46518906
You'll be fine living with the local Devil Bugs.

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>>46518790
>you find a seat at the back of the train
>you're not sure how but somehow you manage to sit down without getting molested
>over the next few stops the back carriage slowly empties out until it's just you
>you still have a few stops until you get off
>you glance out the back window and see a sandworm chasing the train
>even at full speed she's still gaining ground
>the train slows down as it approaches the next station
>the sandworm catches up and bites off the entire carriage with you inside

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>>46518906
I hear there's affordable housing in Winterstown

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Imagine the smell of sex and fluids in one of MGC railway carts...

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>>46518928
wintertown is too sweet and wholesome for most of the freaks here

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>>46518906
if only there were some other way you could pay

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>>46518906
It's the nukis for you and, should have cashed out all your BANEs

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>>46518942
>anon gets invited to one too many barbeques and goes on a schizo fit

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>>46518960
the yeti also doubles as an orderly

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>>46518942
You haven't stayed long enough to get hunted by a whitehorn yet then if you're saying that

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>>46518906
just ask one of the neighbours to pay it for you. like the one right opposite to you in the hallway. y'know, the ones that really cares about you and always tries to make you smile. you should ask her. ask to enter their home for some privacy too. the other tenets will make fun of you if they find out that you cant pay rent.

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>>46518969
it's fine, I just barricade the door till papawendi comes to deal with her

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>>46517258
people hate him? i thought only one guy hated him and everyone else understood or didn't care

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>>46519020
you got it right

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>>46519020
Yeah, you're probably right, I've seen some hate posting but it's likely one butthurt guy.

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>>46517258
Don't hate him. Largely indifferent to him, especially after his little "Aw shucks I don't like the way the thread is headed" and dipped out as if people would stop the door from hitting him. I wish him the best of luck.

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>>46518599
Please accept this doodle

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>>46517720
>dye packs in the cup noodles
>dye packs in the microwave burritos
>dye packs in the frozen pizzas
>dye packs in the granola bars
how the fuck am I supposed to live on a student stipend in hagville? i only moved there because it's closer to college and has low rent, but all the cheap food is trapped and will get me taken by a hag or worse. I just wanna learn, why do monster girls have to be so evil to us?

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>Saw a fox today
Day ruined, now I must treat literally everything as a possible trick, scheme, subversion, deception, or bamboozle.

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>>46519063
I smuggle cheap processed food to make ends meet

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>>46519057
Aww

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>>46519057
Thank you :)

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>>46519075
or you can, like, ask her on a date, get to know her. find common hobbies and maybe become great friends. no ones ever tries this. they always either avoid all contact, activating the foxes predator instinct, or they dive head first into her tail and fox themselves. its a huge gamble, but the friendzone is a impenetrable cage if you play your cards right

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>>46518812
Imagine your monster grandma walking around the house like that

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>>46519108
many such cases

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Me and my HATED rival, Miss Salamander, will not stop until one of us is DEAD. We have been rivals for years, constantly fighting to draws to determine who the better warrior is. Every day that goes by, we are thinking about new ways to try killing each other with, training and refining our techniques for the next clash in the hopes that this time it ends with one of our heads rolling on the floor! This is a GRUDGE fueled by nothing but HATE. Those pesky Erosites keep trying to tell us to sort our issues out and make up and out but they don't understand. This goes beyond any simple dispute. This is the MEANING of our EXISTENCE. Only one warrior can be left standing tall. This rivalry will only end with one of us DYING. There is no hidden compassion here, only PURE ANGER. We genuinely hate each other! We will fight to the death and nobody can stop us!

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>>46519135
when she's fire you're supposed to be ice. do you even rivalry?

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>>46519135
please Sally. no guy talks like that. please stop posting your edgy self-insert fanfics on 4mon.

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>"You said you were on the pill"
>"Yeah, fertility pills. Guaranteed pregnancy or your money back"

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>>46519057
Cute!

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>>46519077
Straight to the dire hag pits

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>>46519108
That's pretty normal actually

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>>46519108
Momster and grandmomster wear the same lingerie around the house to increase skinship, no big deal

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This is her century. She'll finally get rid of that pesky pharaoh and find a boyfriend

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>>46519057
Now draw her getting a education

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>>46519164
>Pointless NTR at the end
Fuck off

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>>46518928
Would move to Winterstown in a heartbeat if it meant getting a pear shaped loli Ice Princess or Tsurara-Onna. Not like I don't already live most of the way up north anyway.

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>>46519135
Okay but when one of you succeeds in killing the other then what? Didn't think that far?

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>>46519234
I would gladly get my tongue stuck in her butthole, and it isn't because of the cold

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When the cows are away
The sheep will bray

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>>46519335
Sheep don’t bray.

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>>46519151
>your money back
But you are the one paying me?

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Guys I just want to be happy

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>>46519378
got to nut in the genie before you start making wishes

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>>46519372
I’m sorry it rhymed.
Miss sheep will try again.
When the cows off the beat
The sheep shall bleat

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Goat > Sheep

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>>46519470
pet the goat

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>>46519470
That is your opinion sir and I respect it.
But have you considered how soft and fluffy and cute the timid sheep is?

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>>46519495
all those eyes make them hard to pet though, not ideal.

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>>46519232
Considering that's her grandson it doesn't count as NTR

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burger

[Anonymous No.]

I don't want to have monster kids, I want to have human kids! I'm a human! I'm supposed to breed humans only. Monsters can't just make me do something I don't want!

[Anonymous No.]

>>46519557
Maybe if you impregnate a monster enough times a human kid will eventually pop out

[Anonymous No.]

>>46519547
>Has sex with an adventurer with the intent of bearing his child
>Turns right around and fucks her grandson after he leaves
Find a rope and a stool.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46519596
>after he leaves
That seems like several decades in the future, and considering monster nature plus how grandmas love their grandsons even more than their own children I don't see it as NTR, more like a show of love

[Anonymous No.]

I'm gonna make out with a mucus toad for three hours straight, and no one can stop me!

[Anonymous No.]

>>46519595
No, I will not have sex with a Monster.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46519595
>malef not so smug after four sons and zero daughters

[Anonymous No.]

>>46518962
Her hugs are your meds. You WILL take them.

>>46519096
This is the long way to getting tail caged. May as well just dive in so everyone knows their role.

>>46519151
I want to be between pyrow thighs...

[Anonymous No.]

>>46519604
>Several decades in the future
She was already the age of a grandmother you chucklefuck. She even states this when having sex with the adventurer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46519661
Illiterate nigger, that's the grandson of her and the adventurer, there's a timeskip you dumb retard

[Anonymous No.]

>>46519661
theres no need for name calling anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>46516505
I will only love and respect Soldier Beatles if they are Orbital Drop Shock Troopers or "Helldivers" or those scifi drop pod soldiers. Otherwise, the "soldier" part in their name is a lie and I will call ALL Soldier Beatles dishonorable liars for committing Stolen Valor!

[Anonymous No.]

>Sheep gf
>Sleeps hard
>Not often, like a dormouse, but when she sleeps she SLEEPS
>Also bleats
>Bleats in her sleep
>Surprisingly soothing, and when your cuddled up at night sends you counting sheep yourself
>One
>On account of how hard she sleeps, she has some of the worst bed hair you've ever seen
>Always manages to make it work though
>Wardrobe stocked with dungarees, sundresses, tank tops, jeans, hi and low rise tops
>Has a collection of cute bangles and bands that she sometimes adorns her horns with
>Good for her conspiracy theory club
>Did I mention the conspiracy theory club?
>She may look like a normal girl, but she has a strange obsession with the most abnormal cults and conspiracies
>Doesn't believe any of it herself, yet is fascinated by how people go along with some very odd things (in a very sheep like way)
>Ask her about how the "Big Yeti Blanket Hoax" and she can talk your ear off about state efforts to try and systematically replace all yeti wool blankets with arachne silk and just calling it yeti fluff
>Apparently this fake knitting is one massive stitch up
>Again, she doesn't believe it, but she loves to talk about it and it's landed her some rather eccentric friends
>It's none of your business what other people's blankets are made of
>You know what yours is made of - you knitted it yourself
>A patch quilt made from your wife's precious wool shorn over the years
>She's naturally white as a cloud, so you take the liberty of dying each square so you can tell them apart
>From oni (red) to oni (blue), each is a physical representation of your marriage in three month increments
>It's soft, it's warm, and it's only now (thankfully) getting big enough to wrap you both
>Unfortunately, with who you're expecting soon, it may end up being too small again
>Something else to look forward to

[Anonymous No.]

>>46519661
>She was already the age of a grandmother you chucklefuck. She even states this when having sex with the adventurer.
Are you stupid? she's oldest than any person in the village and her body is artificial, she gets pregnant after tampering with her body when she was with the adventurer and gave birth, you even see her pregnant and after all that there's a timeskip in which her grandson visits her, implying that she gave birth, her kid grew up and had its own family. How did you misunderstood it so badly?

[Anonymous No.]

Who cares?

[Anonymous No.]

Bros I can't beat the Seraph final boss, she's too strong. She keeps spamming the strongest spells in the game after slapping me with the "Chastity" status effect that prevents me from getting an erection and she keeps using full heals every time I get her massive HP down even a little and then she keeps ranting for several minutes straight about how "humans must submit to the heavens blah blah must not have free will blah blah they will do nasty things like sex if they have free will blah blah blah judgment blah blah purity blah". I just can't do it, I can't beat her....

[Anonymous No.]

>>46519911
Have you tried pointing out that she isn't wearing any panties to get the Embarrassed status effect that prevents her from moving during her turns?

[Anonymous No.]

need a deep tissue massage from an oni/ogre/hellhound so I can be completely relaxed and easily influenced by their predatory natures

[Anonymous No.]

>>46519930
I bet wights would give the best massages. You can't not relax when she's clawed out all of your spirit energy, right? No way they'd offer it as a service though, that's either a treat from your wife or something you'll never experience.

[Anonymous No.]

The Abyss consumes me this power I’m feeling is warping my mind, my body and my spirit, but I can’t stop I need more of this power.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46520046
Artorias get off the internet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46520046
>honey come back and eat your shogffles

[Anonymous No.]

>>46520067
Okay, that actually sounds delightful. I haven't had waffles in a coon's age!

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

mgecu

[Anonymous No.]

>>46520147
Cinematic Universe?

[Anonymous No.]

Demons do NOT love you. It is a lie. They're just tricking you. This Demon told me I had a cute kissable face yesterday, a BOLD FACED LIE. She just wants to trick me so she can take my soul. Demons are evil, they will never love you. There is no way a Demon would actually love me and want to be my wife. It's all lies so they can hurt you! LIES!

[Anonymous No.]

You must always remember: AFAE
>ALL
>FOXES
>ARE
>EVIL
They are deceitful tricksters who cannot be trusted.
Around a fox check your locks

[Anonymous No.]

>>46520220
>*stares at you, foxingly*

[Anonymous No.]

Frog

[Anonymous No.]

>>46520212
>This Demon told me I had a cute kissable face yesterday
Lucky...I was only told i was rapeable

[Anonymous No.]

>>46519057
>sweetspider.png
How can I know that if she won't even let me have a lick?

[Anonymous No.]

Sorry, monsters. But I shall be busy building a portal device so I can go to another universe and become a tortured artist forced to fight an evil force that appeared thanks to my own creations! Unfortunately that means I cannot attend your party celebrating Druella's birthday!

[Anonymous No.]

I sure am glad pyrow aren't real. Knowing that I'd be defenseless against their lowkey wiles, fascinating figures and supple young bodies makes me thankful that they don't actually exist to make me instantly succumb to them. Truly we live in the best timeline and it's a blessing that the portals will NEVER open EVER.

[Anonymous No.]

>Meanwhile, Sabbath scientists are working with Miss Wurm, training her for a mission she does not quite understand.
>For they know her destined lover exists, but not on this world.
>And they know of all the mamono, the lovely wurm--not the lilim, not the shoggoth--is most ready for this mission.
>She will break not simply rock and stone to get her man...
>But the walls of reality itself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46520244
You've gotta work on your cultural competency, Anon. That's among the highest praises a demon can give, right behind "your soul looks delicious" and "I wouldn't mind (sexually) tormenting you for a thousand years."

[Anonymous No.]

>>46518199
i had a dream once i was in a tesco and saw her shopping there, i couldn't say hi, then woke up

[Anonymous No.]

>>46520244
sssssource?
It's hard to find single panels of a doujin.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46520345
>try to be culturally sensitive
>tell a demon "your soul looks delicious"
>her panties drop with a wet *thud*
uh oh

[Anonymous No.]

>>46520413
holy newfag

[Anonymous No.]

>>46520413
If you can't recognize H*** then you don't belong here

[Anonymous No.]

>>46520423
Oh. Sounds like you found a demon who's very sensitive, if you know what I mean. I mean you better enjoy the cunnilingus that's about to ensue. She sure will.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46520398
how often do anons dream of mgs?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46520303
the words of a writer shogged by the Shog Place underneath Shog Lake

[Anonymous No.]

>>46520413
It's okay. I've been here a long time and don't remember ever seeing it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46520463
>long time
A year isn't a "long time", newfriend.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46520426
>>46520434
dude I don't recognize anyone or anything, I just like good things.
>>46520463
well, thank you, though it's a shame you don't have the source on you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46520341
True Royalty is she

[Anonymous No.]

>>46520470
>dude I don't recognize anyone or anything,
I don't care that you have the brain of an infant, newfag.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46520467
hey anon, if you're going to spend time making fun of us, can you suggest some methods by which we can find the source?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46520476
well, okay, how would you go about finding the source then?
I've never been good at individual doujin panels.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46520477
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=--9kqhzQ-8Q

[Anonymous No.]

>>46520460
>Alan Wake letting in Demonic Energy in a last ditch effort to beat The Darkness
>It works, but now it wants to rape him
See, that's the type of plot twist that keeps the readers attention.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46520477
>>46520480
I'm not telling you shit. If you can't be fucked to work with what you got from the image and basic context clues you've been given so far (one anon gave you the fucking first letter of the artist's name) you unironically don't deserve to post here. You're not getting spoon fed, if you can't get reverse image search to work or basic searching on your own I don't care.

>>46520485
Bad video, redditor.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46520485
that's pretty rude anon.
Though I continue to ask how you would go about finding such a thing, as this isn't actually related.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46520499
Anon, how would you go about finding this source with the information given to you?
You have one panel of a doujin, and one letter of an artist's name. It could be a 4 letter artist's name, but we can't be sure due to the reticent nature of the board to being clear.
And there are so, SO many succubus doujins by H named artists out there. You can't be serious that you'd go searching through every one of them, and that's the only method you people have given thus far.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46520517
>>46520499
note, we also don't know what type of sex is going on here, and we're not sure if pregnancy is actually shown, thus making the tag unreliable at best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46520499
Nigger they gave you plenty of clues, look the tags at the panda and you found it
4chan never spoonfeeds but it helps with a lot of clues, use them

[Anonymous No.]

>>46520529
Yeah, Anon really needs to get his proctologist on the case!

[Anonymous No.]

>>46520517
>>46520524
I don't care. You're not getting spoonfed, newfags.

[Anonymous No.]

The almighty warrior maidens of valhalla. . .

[Anonymous No.]

>>46520529
You've given no exhentai related clues, anon.
We don't even have tags to work with, since we don't know what kind of sex is going on here, or if the impregnation is part of the hentai. Like, if you HAD given some panda tips, this exchange wouldn't be happening.

>>46520535
those are both me, the other guy probably gave up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46520534
That's still quite rude, anon. And I'm not sure you'd be able to find a doujin with just these details either.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46520540
If you can't find it on your own, you don't deserve it. If you actually tried to look for it on your own instead of crying like a little bitch newfag here you might have at least found something by now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46520423
Do not the demons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46520558
Yeah, I'd have found unrelated succubus content. That's how it works when you're doing a search with minimal tags.
Like, you couldn't find what you want this way. If I cut a single page out of a porn and gave you the first letter of the author's name, it would take you hours at best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46520562
actually, if it was a page I'd have found it by now.
It'd have to be a badly cut out panel to be a true contest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46520562
Cry about it, newfaggot. This will be your last (You). Go back to plebbit or wherever you came from if you want to be spoonfed.

[Anonymous No.]

Alright I'm sick of this

https://exhentai.org/g/963430/f7c568c549/

There. Now you guys can both shut the fuck up after secret club man vents his spleen at me but fuck you for engaging with him over and over again

[Anonymous No.]

>>46520561
I'm gonna the demons

[Anonymous No.]

>>46520566
>reddit spacing
>spoonfeeding newfags
Cancer

[Anonymous No.]

>>46520566
Oh, thank you anon.
So it was actually a four letter name.
>>46520565
You legit couldn't find something under similar conditions. If you want to prove otherwise, I can arrange it for you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46520562
found it with the clues, stop being blind you fucking nigger and use your brain, sadly an even more retarded nigger spoonfeed you like a total moron

[Anonymous No.]

>>46520571
You can prove you're better, if you're up for a challenge. Otherwise, as per the helpful anon's request, I'll be quiet now.
>>46520578
If you want a challenge you don't already know the answer to, I can arrange it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46520578
Hell you could have made it even easier by cutting out at least four of the categories you got on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46520583
Yeah but I was trying to show the nigger how to use his brain, not giving him the whole homework
Never imagined that a fucking tourist would spoonfeed him without teaching him how to not be a deadweight

[Anonymous No.]

>>46520590
You didn't teach shit, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46520566
Damn. And here I was thinking it was the literally identical demon bitch from Aku no Onna.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46520569
No you can't don't even try

[Anonymous No.]

>>46520590
Never underestimate the cancer that festers here now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46520597
Exactly, the nigger didn't had time to use his brain

[Anonymous No.]

>>46520598
I see that bitch all over the place, is that shit any good?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46520569
>>46520599
I'm going to leave strongly worded letters to the demons condemning their predatory actions signed with my full legal name.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46520602
You specifically refused to teach numerous times, anon, and he clearly and plainly asked you to.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46520467
Long longer than that friendo.
>>46520566
Was that so hard? You'd think people wanting love and happiness would make more of an effort to be nice and make others happy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46520598
If only. I still can't believe that one episode is the only time a blue girl has ever been in a hentai and they ruin her second scene with piss

https://files.catbox.moe/msnibx.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>46520617
I hate how the lewder and more pornographic a character is, the less porn there is of them.
It's like the authors are like "yep, that one already surely has enough, no need to add more", those fuckers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46520613
Teach what? he can use his eyes, realize that the character is a monster girl, has horns, has purple skin and the thing is in fucking english, plus someone said that the artist started with H and had 4 letter
How the fuck do you not start digging away with that much information instead of asking like dumb bitch? 10 years ago was funny, now it's just annoying

[Anonymous No.]

>>46520615
A year and one month isn't a lot longer than that, retard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46520617
The anal was good though

[Anonymous No.]

>>46520630
You're just so witty and smart. Can you teach me that too?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46520622
Yeah. I wish Tomo from Qwaser got a lot more art, but the only guy drawing her anymore is some fuck who draws her like a misshapen pig

Have you ever liked a niche girl whose most prolific artist is such a fucking degenerate you wish nobody drew her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46520625
Teach how to find something, obviously.
Like, your example for instance. That's 227 results. And how could you possibly know whether the hentai was actually tagged correctly in the first place?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46520637
Trial and error

[Anonymous No.]

I'll do it again if I'm paying attention when it happens next time

[Anonymous No.]

>>46520636
I've never wished nobody drew her, but man, I am PLAGUED by artists refusing to draw them how they look.
Fuck, even with flavor of the month shit, it's like 75% off model.

[Anonymous No.]

Newfags having a real one it seems.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46520637
You help after the newfag exhausted his options, he's never going to learn if you keep spoonfeeding him like a baby

[Anonymous No.]

>>46520640
okay, so your method is actually the one suggested prior, where you'd use a few possibly wrong tags to search through hundreds of pages again and again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46520641
>newfag bragging about spoonfeeding other retarded newfags
Good for you

[Anonymous No.]

>>46520641
Me too. If I can be nice and piss this clown off, well that's just good business.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46520645
see
>>46520647
your method seems kind of poor.
>>46520648
I too think I'm just going to give sources I know to people, you're not very good at making logic games or teaching.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46520649
>>46520641
>seething so hard you try to make it seem being made fun of by multiple anons is just one boogeyman
kek, dumb newfags.

[Anonymous No.]

>tourist justifying newfags
Where's Meido when you need him?

[Anonymous No.]

Why is the Irish man having a meltie about newfriends?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46520655
Meido isn't gonna do shit, they're just gonna side with the cancer most likely.

[Anonymous No.]

Are people seriously gatekeeping being able to search for porn instead of talking about MGs?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46520653
>>46520655
It turns out you're not very good at searching for porn, given your example.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46520658
Yes.
We're incredibly autistic here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46520658
Yeah. It's more important to throw an autistic freakout

[Anonymous No.]

>>46520658
Where you absent during our /a/ days? the sadpanda rules are like one of the books of the bible in 4chan

[Anonymous No.]

>>46520658
If you can't do basic shit anons used to do over five years ago you should find a new website.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46520658
Looks like that's his thing today. Janny seems pretty quick to ban him for everything else. I suppose gatcha spam got old.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46520665
>>46520667
>being upset that anon delivers
You could have just taught the guy, instead he got spoonfed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46520665
>Where you absent during our /a/ days?
No shit, he's likely one of the dumbasses Mick dragged from /vg/ that only started posting on 4chan when Hiro took over.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46520674
I'm sorry anon delivering like the days of old makes you so angry.
If only you had some sensible way of spreading your culture and skills.

[Anonymous No.]

dogs

[Anonymous No.]

>>46520673
Lurk for three years before posting.

[Anonymous No.]

Why are you like this? Be nice to the newfriends. It's what miss yeti would want. She loves you, anon, even if you don't love yourself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46520676
>dogs
yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>46520679
it's one of them humiliation rituals or something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46520675
"anon delivering" is not spoonfeeding, is when anon uploads his stuff because there's no other source, specially during comiket
Spoonfeeding is just being a damn newfag nigger

[Anonymous No.]

>>46520675
Making fun of lazy newfags has been a staple for over 15 years. If all someone is gonna do is cry like a bitch instead of even trying they don't deserve help.

>>46520679
Considering how up their own ass these newfags have been they don't deserve shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46520665
I've been a 4chan user for years but never actually went on /a/ so this thread being on /jp/ was all I ever knew. The moment I found that sadpanda took effort to use made me just forget about it desu

[Anonymous No.]

>>46520686
>>46520687
I'm sorry anon delivering upsets you so that you are continuing to go on about it long after the guy was spoonfed.
Soon, you'll have been crying about it for longer than he.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46520689
2 years is still being a newfag

[Anonymous No.]

>>46520637
>227 results
That's not even that many fag, it doesn't take long to even just look at the thumbnails to see if the art is similar.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46520685
>sample filename
>shitty western art
>/tv/ meme only used by tourist crossboaders
That settles it, anyone siding with these fags doesn't belong.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46520689
Same. Over 5 years (oh god).

[Anonymous No.]

>>46520694
If that's the method you encourage, why not just say so? Why add such mysticism to "I dunno, just search for a few hours"? There's no reason to seethe like
>>46520695
over such a minor thing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46520699
Newfags coming to light I see

[Anonymous No.]

>>46520689
>>46520699
>2019 poster
>complaining about sadpanda taking "effort"
Holy newfag

>>46520690
That's not what delivering means, newfaggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46520676
I'd call that dog a bad girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>46520695
Man you got no taste.

>>46520706
I've been on 4chan longer than you, delivering absolutely can mean giving someone a source.

[Anonymous No.]

Do you feel proud of yourselves?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46520701
>If that's the method you encourage, why not just say so? Why add such mysticism to "I dunno, just search for a few hours"? There's no reason to seethe like
There's more than one person in this thread fag, and if you can't even figure out how to look at thumbnails on your own then you deserve all the shit you're getting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46520709
Only when they actually try instead of crying like a bitch. Another anon found it with basic common sense because he's not a retarded newfag so spoonfeeding people that can't even do that don't deserve shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46520710
Yes. Helping other people makes me feel warm and fuzzy.
Not gonna lie, I just filtered "newfag" when it become clear he was just arguing to derail the thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46520710
Sorta. I think I'm going to spoonfeed at every opportunity now

[Anonymous No.]

>>46520714
But the anon didn't find it, anon. His search was wrong. Funny, that.
>>46520713
Look, if you've got no better method than looking through 223 pages of sadpanda, it's okay to admit it. I won't judge you.

[Anonymous No.]

I want a demon to spoonfeed me

[Anonymous No.]

>>46520708
great, now you've made her all sad, are you happy with yourself? she's gonna complain to her much larger sister if you keep this up

[Anonymous No.]

>>46520724
I'll call her a badder dog

[Anonymous No.]

>>46520720
Who doesn't?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46520718
>But the anon didn't find it, anon. His search was wrong. Funny, that.
He spend less than 5 minutes and gave up

[Anonymous No.]

>>46520718
>But the anon didn't find it, anon.
Just because you're a seething bitch desperate to defend cancer doesn't mean your schizophrenic thoughts are true, homosexual.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46520720
OR. Spoonfeed the demon (her favorite ice cream)

[Anonymous No.]

>>46520718
Results are different from pages fag, you could at least learn english before shitposting here. Also that other guy literally did find it, you're just incapable of putting in the effort it seems.

[Anonymous No.]

This is a cat

[Anonymous No.]

>>46520731
No, not that anon, the one you were talking about who found it. He didn't actually, until the source was given.
Pay attention.
>>46520733
>>46520737
I'm sorry you feel called out that your best method was sifting through 223 pages.

[Anonymous No.]

If anyone has something they don't know the sauce for, post it. I'll tell you. I've been paying attention since 2009 (please kill me)

[Anonymous No.]

>>46520737
Anon you forget these retards already admitted to not even using sadpanda.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46520748
It's called exhentai, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46520748
Why do you need to use hentai sites when Manticores have a tailpussy right there?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46520740
>until the source was given.
Because he's a little faggot that instead of bothering to actually look just cried because he wasn't instantly given the source. Other anon used his eyes and found it in less than ten minutes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46520742
I wish I had something for you, but I don't. I just need things translated.
Which I could do myself with a machine but I am lazy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46520728
you are mere moments away from being damned to a fate of hellmofu addiction and servitude, any last words

[Anonymous No.]

>>46520740
I'm sorry that your parents were so uninterested in raising you that they gave you an ipad which fried your brain to the point where you can't focus more than 3 minutes on anything.

[Anonymous No.]

Exhentai more like SEXhentai haha!

[Anonymous No.]

>>46520753
Because tailpussy is scary. Look at it! There's spikes all over it!

[Anonymous No.]

>>46520754
>and found it
No he didn't, he found 223 things, only after being able to search for tags from the already posted source.
Even in this best case scenario, he wasn't able to find it via his suggested methods.
>>46520759
I'm sorry that you're so new you forgot anon delivering.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46520764
It's true, my entire being is screaming at me not to put my dick in that. However...

[Anonymous No.]

>>46520724
She's a bad dog too and I've got a rolled up newspaper with her name on it

[Anonymous No.]

>>46520766
>Newfag callings others new
The classic fallback.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46520767
I always wonder how the tailpussy feels for the manticore.
Can you dom one by fucking it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46520768
Her name is on it because she terrorized three mailmen so badly they quit. It's front page news. Please reconsider what you're about to do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46520766
>schizo newtard inventing events in his head despite anon saying otherwise purely to justify spoonfeeding bitchy newniggers

[Anonymous No.]

>>46520773
It's classic because you've no recourse when you get no-u'd.
ya newfag.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46520679
I wonder how much better people they'd be if they had a yeti to rescue them

[Anonymous No.]

>>46520758
Hellmofu isn't addictive is it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46520781
Hey, maybe if you had a better search you would have been able to find it without the source.
It's a shame you're seething too hard to actually respond normally any more. What's next, responding while leaving out the (you)?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46520783
>>46520788
Thank you for proving yet again why gatekeeping is a good thing.

[Anonymous No.]

Post lolis to scare the newfags away

[Anonymous No.]

>>46520775
They consider making men ejaculate using their tails a form of domination and they have lots of muscular control over it, so I doubt it. But if you were to, say, shove an entire Hitachi in there while you going to town on her anus or pussypussy that would probably help your efforts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46520793
No, u, literally.
We should have gatekept you fuckers before you started getting airs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46520780
Precisely why she's getting bapped with the newspaper and called a bad dog

[Anonymous No.]

>>46520787
I'm sure it's fine, just dunk your whole head in there, they say it smells like roasted cocoa beans

[Anonymous No.]

>>46520798
>We

[Anonymous No.]

>>46520796
lolis scare no-one.
>>46520801
of course, I've been here longer than you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46520800
nta but I don't like coffee. Good to know, just another reason to stay away from those Hellhounds!

[Anonymous No.]

>>46520798
>>46520804
Please, do tell how you were a founding member of these threads and how you've been here way longer than anybody else thus your opinions should be considered law.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46520804
Tourist.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46520805
I'm sure your service hound will help you with your dyslexia problem, don't worry anon!

[Anonymous No.]

>>46520805
>Cocoa
>Coffee
Wow, I didn't think I'd ever see a yeti correct anyone, but this guy's been put on the list.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46520800
Sounds like she needs a bath

[Anonymous No.]

>>46520807
>>46520808
Tourist is much more accurate, since while I've been here since before any of you were born, I don't go to /jp/ much.
Though you newfags DO seem to have been a mistake.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46520811
>>46520813
I saw roasted beans and I thought coffee because that's the only reasonable conclusion...
You telling me you reprobates drink hot chocolate or that hellhounds smell like that TRASH?!

[Anonymous No.]

>>46520821
Nah you're definitely a newfaggot tourist seeing as how you're crying like a bitch over being told to lurk more or other newfags being told to do basic sauce searching

[Anonymous No.]

>>46520811
Shoggy says I should never take my meds. Shoggy knows best after all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46520821
>I've been here since before any of you were born
Which is why you sound like a typical zoomer ipad baby yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46520822
>He doubled down
Oh no, now you're at the TOP of the list. I advise you to wear your softest clothes and meekly answer the door when the bell rings. They might be gentle that way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46520826
Ah yes, I, the one on the side of the victorious, am crying, and you, the one who has been seething longer than said newfags, are the chiselfaced chad.

You're obviously virtue signalling, and have been here for maybe 6 months.
>>46520828
What do you know? You called double spacing "reddit spacing", you actual baby.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46520831
>reddit spacing
Didn't read lol

[Anonymous No.]

>>46520835
Yeah, calling it reddit spacing IS retarded.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46520831
>Literally claiming to have won an internet fight
>Still thinks everybody post criticizing him is one or two people at most
lol, lmao

[Anonymous No.]

>>46520709

[Anonymous No.]

>>46520764
The venom scares me more than the tail itself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46520841
Of course I've won, look at how you're devolving, and how long you've seethed.
And how you couldn't even find the doujin.

[Anonymous No.]

Oh shit! I recognize >>46520831
He's a massive sperging faggot that once had a whole bitchfit and started spamming monster boys back in the day when butthurt retards would spam random /v/ shit a year or so ago! Finally recognized him because he bitched about being called a redditor in the past because he double spaces. Just ignore this retard or else he'll start spamming again most likely.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46520846
Shit, you've gone and had an actual schizoid breakdown.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46520829
Monsters aren't that tall and a guy like me isn't really good at looking meek. I'll just politely tell her no thanks and I'm not interested!

[Anonymous No.]

>>46520849
I laugh every time people claim to be able to identify a specific poster on an anonymous image board.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46520845
lol, lmao
>>46520846
Sounds about right yeah, he's certainly got the demeanor for it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46520851
Right? Shit's hilarious.
>>46520852
Oh, are you going to have a schizoid breakdown too?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46520851
It's not hard if you're not new, we had tons of cases of shitposters trying to blend in back during the initial move to /jp/ and when you're a regular recognizing more prolific posters isn't that hard after a while.

>>46520854
Don't you have danukis or other racoon/squirrel monster girls to be spamming right about now while all caps spamming nonsense?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46520857
No, I'm not whatever schizoid boogeyman you're imagining.
It's humorous that you seethed so hard you went mad, though.

[Anonymous No.]

You like foxes, don't you, Anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46520854
If anybody's had a break down tonight it was you, for somebody who claims to have been on 4chan longer than anybody you seem incapable of any kind of criticism or 4chan shittalking.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46520860
Only the evil ones

[Anonymous No.]

>>46520861
I'm way too old to try to virtue signal like that, my child.
I don't need to prove my seniority by shouting nigger over and over, I can just laugh every time you call me a newfag and time how long you've seethed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46520860
I don't like foxes from this shit artist, no.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46520865
Every fox is an evil fox, some are just better at hiding it than others.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46520868
Yet you still feel the need to constantly shout about how old you are and how much longer you've been here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46520858
Okay, anon. I'll see ya in a few hours when you start spamming again!

[Anonymous No.]

>>46520872
Evilness is counted by the amount of sealing talismans I can find on the fox

[Anonymous No.]

>>46520873
He's probably some underageb& from discord. It'd make this holy retarded nonsense a lot more understandable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46520873
Of course, talking down to children is one of the joys of age.
>>46520874
I'm sorry I won't be on this board to see the continuation of this schizoid breakdown, but good luck with it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46520860
yes...

[Anonymous No.]

Isn’t it more sad that you’ve been here that long how is that a boast. Both of you are sad fucks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46520883
Of course it's sad, we're on 4chan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46520877
It is always the newfags that need other people's affirmation about their oldfag status.
>>46520878
>I won't be on this board to see the continuation of this schizoid breakdown
Still here, still posting, you can leave at any time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46520889
oh, I'll be here for this thread probably.
And it's humorous how quickly you turned around on being older than people the moment your age was called into question.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46520860
Just a little bit, though her ancestor may cry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46520894
>baalbuddy
Cringe

[Anonymous No.]

>>46520900
Now, I don't like baalbuddy myself, but you don't have to be such a baby about it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46520893
Still falling back on 'everybody who disagrees with me is one person', I see you have the shitposter handbook open and ready.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46520893
Can you not read? Like do you genuinely have dyslexia or is your schooling just that shit? The only one bragging about their age this whole time has been you kek

[Anonymous No.]

Just got evicted from my home in hagville, pretty sure I got scammed by my Danuki landlord, but I aint playing her game

[Anonymous No.]

>>46520903
I called him cringe because he's cringe and the only people who post him are /tg/ gaylords. He's more of a hack than that k*rean greenteaneko

[Anonymous No.]

>>46520905
Ah yes, you are a new person, who arrived without the post counter going up, who only now is upset about dick measuring about seniority. How could I have been so blind.
>>46520907
I've not had anyone seethe so hard from a simple no-u in a while. Keep it up, kiddo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46520913
Now, I agree with your tastes, but you still talk "all retard style".

[Anonymous No.]

Older age just means you’re one more step to death, that you’re undead bait at the end of the day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46520914
Okay so the answer is yes you're just utterly autistic. Alright I think I should stop picking on the class retard now, otherwise ya might shoot up your class or something tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46520921
Whatever makes you feel better about seething for this long, my child.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46520918
This is 4chan, you have to be a little retarded to post here. Baalbuddy is still a fag and his art sucks. The only good piece he made was the one where that knight got taken prisoner and raped by elves.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46520914
>post counter
I genuinely can't even tell what he's talking about, does he think the unique ip counter still exists or is he talking about the total number of posts in the thread in some insane way only he can comprehend?

[Anonymous No.]

Post more foxes
Make more foxes

[Anonymous No.]

>Order Automaton

[Anonymous No.]

>>46520927
I think this dumbass is using a script he got from some other shitposter buddy because absolutely nothing he makes sense yet he keeps thinking he's won. Either that or someone got lazy and is just using a bot to reply to post.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46520927
oh no, they removed that shit?
it was so handy for pointing out obvious samefags.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46520935
Wrong board, anon.
40k is >>>/tg/ that way

[Anonymous No.]

>>46520936
Of course I won, you wouldn't have gone through several mental breakdowns and be currently coming up with conspiracies otherwise.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46520936
Nah this is too brain dead even for a bot.
>>46520937
So in addition to being an angry newfag you're also blind, that makes sense.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46520926
I'm sure there's a few good baalbuddy things, though I've not taken the time to look.
Just like how I like about 2% of greenteaneko's stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46520937
>it was so handy for pointing out obvious samefags.
Not really, it's useless for this thread since you can post one day and just come back the next which is why post timers are always better when it comes to a longer running thread. But you'd know that if you weren't a newfag that likely just started posting on 4chan since Hiro bought it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46520954
Oh, I'm absolutely blind.
Still been here longer than you've been alive, but blind.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46520658
That's the least important part.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46520960
Sorry, I'm a bit up there in the years, my eyes aren't what they used to be.
You'll understand too, once you stop being a newfag. And the forgetfulness!

[Anonymous No.]

>>46520956
Nah, the only "good" still baalbuddy makes is the porn he's commissioned for where he can't put his shitty exact same joke that he's been using for years now in. Dude has less material than a political cartoonist.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46520966
Still, that's baalbuddy stuff that is good.
I assume. I only really have your word to go on, as all the baalbuddy stuff I've seen has been the joke ones that aren't to my tastes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46520962
Yes which is why you, the mature and composed adult, feel the need to constantly remind everybody of that fact and defend your honor against people you perceive as children after one of them called you a bad name.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm too weak to defend myself against all of these scary monsters, so I got a contract with a sylph who can help take care of them for me!

[Anonymous No.]

>>46520969
>that's baalbuddy stuff that is good.
It's "good" in the sense it doesn't have feces covering it. I'd still rather get art from someone that doesn't cater to Warhammer autists after all the shit they put this thread through.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46520973
Of course. Do you expect any different after spending longer than you've been alive on 4chan?
It'll happen to you, too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46520975
Did you get a Demon to read the contract for you? You know they always offer that for free.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46520976
What, the screaming about heresy? Or something else?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46520984
If I remember correctly it had to do with them making unnecessary edgy stories for the thread and ruining other universes with their garbage.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46520984
The constant raids back when they had their own monster girl thread on /tg/, the insistence that MGE NEEDS to be grimdark, the complete ineptitude to do some basic reading of the setting before making a completely incorrect post passing it off as fact and honestly they were just pretentious faggots high off of their own farts despite them letting KC live rent free in their heads, the most they managed to "write" were shitty grimdark crossover greentexts and spam this thread with cuckshit and giantess. Fuck that board and fuck anyone trying to post shit that belongs there here after that nonsense.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46520998
That sounds like the 40kfags I know.
They like to do those cross universe vs things.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46520981
Nah, demons are a little too scary for me. I think I'll be fine, though! I took a 2 week course on Spiritish, and I think that should be enough to make things work out!

[Anonymous No.]

>>46520978
What a sad life you must have if this is considered a great victory to you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46521001
Sometimes the containment leaks, I guess.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46521004
I would feel bad for you, but this is like watching a guy slap the top of a beartrap and say he knows what he's doing.

[Anonymous No.]

This is what happens when you spoonfeed a newfag instead of letting him use his brain

[Anonymous No.]

Remember to scare off an Amazoness you need to show her how bad you are at cooking. She'll recoil in disgust if you show her your signature instant ramen

[Anonymous No.]

>>46521007
If you want to call it a great victory you can, doesn't really mean much to me.
And of course it's sad, it's 4chan.
>>46521011
so, like, are you trying to hold the thread hostage with your shitposting or something?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46521008
It wasn't leaking, they actively planned on posting their shit here in their own thread and would act coy when you confronted them about it. I remember when anons here got definitive proof when one of their namefags left their name on and the guy they had spamming giantess here forgot to scramble the filename of one of their pictures. After that there was a huge shitshow and it went pretty silent afterwards until /tg/ got sick of them too and booted the thread off the board.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46521019
wait, I'm confused.
The 40kfags were posting monstergirls, and this is a bad thing?
I thought they'd just spam their standard heresy bullshit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46521013
If husband make it, wife love it. Also Amazons have husband schools, anon, they'll just teach you how to be a better cook there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46521023
Nobody wants some faggot spamming 50 foot tall women, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46521019
He never scrambles his filenames despite being called on it multiple times. That and I'm pretty sure he's the dude from their thread that plagiarized some shitty ntr doujin of a sister getting he little brother stolen for a tft writing competition

[Anonymous No.]

>how I picture my relationship with my angel wife

[Anonymous No.]

>>46521025
I don't believe her she's lying and I'm not going to back to school!

[Anonymous No.]

>>46521036
>He never scrambles his filenames despite being called on it multiple times.
Fair, If I'm right it was more the fact anons had definitive proof he posted in their worldbuilding thread iirc. Before it was mostly speculation wasn't it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46521032
That's news to me. It really must have been a LOT of giant women, huh?
>>46521036
the fuck?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46519151
That dumb hoodie is so sexy, I can't stand it

[Anonymous No.]

>>46519151
>"I'm sorry, Pyrow, I taught this was a casual things. I don't think we want the same things in a relationship."

[Anonymous No.]

>>46521044
You want to make her cry, anon? You want to see a nice lady sobbing with her head in her arms over how she just wanted to make her husband feel better about how his cooking isn't bad as long as he tries his best? There's also nothing wrong with wanting to learn some skills! It's not like the school is mandatory outside of learning the tribe history better!

[Anonymous No.]

>>46521032
Speak of the devil you fucking spawned it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46521001
>>46521019
Damn speak of the devil huh, I wonder if he's the same faggot that's been crying for two hours or if one called the other in.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46521057
>>46521056
what, the guy who posted one angel image?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46521057
There've been a gaggle of people crying for the last two hours.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46521047
>It really must have been a LOT of giant women, huh?
It was nearly every thread for months if not years on end. Think Mick's bullshit but cranked to 11, it was the turning point from anons thinking giantess is just a shit fetish to telling anyone posting it to take that shit to /d/ which I'm honestly glad for since giantessfags are a special breed of obnoxious and it just invites vorefags.

>>46521056
>>46521057
>>46521059
Nah, this is likely the guy smugly posting about how he's so much better than the guys he was in an argument with being a gaylord. The guy from /tg/ acted and posted completely differently.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46521059
Yeah.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46521067
What, you think the no-spoonfeeding guy is behind this?
I don't think so, that'd be weird.

[Anonymous No.]

>Cross border into monster territory
>Immediately get pulled aside for "random search and questioning"
>Your pants are off before you even make it into the interrogation room
On the bright side you will be considered a citizen before you leave the room

[Anonymous No.]

>>46521072
No, anon. I mean this guy
>>46520925
>>46520978
Just the vibe I get from him, reminds me of shit that used to go down in the past like when we had that guy that would get into slapfights here and like an hour later start spamming images from gacha threads on /vg/.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46520984
/tg/ in general is absolutely poisoned with HFY shit, and warhammercucks are even more so, so I'm sure you understand that a setting where humans are not the focus point might upset them a little on spiritual level

[Anonymous No.]

>>46521080
You think the pro-spoonfeeding guy is behind this?
I don't think so, that'd be weird.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46521084
/tg/ has a lot of conflict when I visit it.
I'm not sure what the split is, but boy do they have vocal monsterfuckers and anti-monsterfuckers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46521073
>mamono border agent tries to pull my pants off
>shove her off
>start yelling at her in her language with an accent so thick she can't understand it
Dumb stinking monsters won't be touching me!

[Anonymous No.]

>>46521085
Yeah, it does remind me of the same typical personality past shitposters would have. Unwarranted smugness and passive aggressive comments were all the rage with those types back in the day. Wouldn't be surprised if they were the same poster.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46521099
Anon, it's ridiculous to the point of comedy to assume everyone who's smug is the same guy.
Also, I think both participants in that shitpost were pretty aggressive, so I wouldn't call this passive aggressive either.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46521089
Well MGQ did get popular which has nasty ass bitches in those games so I can see where some of those ideas may have come from and also is probably the reason why some certain fetishes start popping up in the thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46521089
>fucking monster pussy
I can get behind it. Pussies are meant to be fucked
>submitting to monster pussy
Nope. That's traitor stuff. Man should never submit. You have a harem of cocksleeves, not a monster wife as an "equal" or, I shudder to imagine, a superior.
Before you know it you'll be opening the gates to your hometown for the monster menace.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46521084
>>46521089
/tg/ single-handedly killed ANY chance of writing a story or greentext with a Paladin in it for a long time. Also don't forget the homo that would post fucking Fire Emblem boys here for some ungodly reason that I still don't understand.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46521108
I mean, I like the idea of domming monstergirls, but the rest of this shit is weird.
Like, who doesn't want to get your manticore GF all flustered by banging her tail while she's busy on microphone or something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46521072
>>46521085
>>46521104
>>46520878
So when exactly are you leaving?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46521114
Lurk more.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46521104
I'm not insinuating the pro-spoonfeed guy is the same that posted giantess in the past or something. I'm saying I'm making an educated guess because similar shitposters would have a similar behavior.
>both participants were pretty aggressive
Yes, but only one hit the same level of catty comments and sideswipes that remind me of shitposters of past threads.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46521114
It's a shame you need to be spoonfed this stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46521113
The kind of person who never thinks the term manticore gf.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46521118
No, they were both pretty catty about it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46521108
Land of the Four Souls supporter I see.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46521107
I still don't get the appeal of MGQ and never did even when it was popular. Luka is an insufferable fuck and the only person that felt like they were talking sense was his fucking dad that wanted to be rid of both sides. Like sure the bandit lolis were decent girls and MOST of the foxes were okay people but I fucking refuse to live in a world with shit like ANY of the angels in their true forms or the anglerfish girl or that mermaid that cucked her husband.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46521129
MGQ is a bit mommy dommy-y for me, but I do like the content.
I dislike how all the girls seem to get like, almost no sexual pleasure from being fucked though. It's all about the domination play.
the only one I can remember actually cumming during the scenes was the little lamia, which makes her the defacto best one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46521129
Popular doesn’t always mean good, it’s a phenomenon that’s happening in other media too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46521129
It was basically the first 'big' monster girl RPG
Doesn't matter that the writing was meh, most of the monsters were awful, and the characters mediocre on top of not that great gameplay.
It was their first so its going to, in their mind, be their best.

[Anonymous No.]

I want MGE Shogun. I want to be a humble sailor from human territory trying to find the Zipangus to open trade only to be mobbed by scary Zipangu women I can't understand!

[Anonymous No.]

>>46521137
The vampire girl does too. At least in the fight if you lose to her hypnotizing you and sitting on your face.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46521147
Huh. I guess that puts her up a few points then.
But you get what I mean, right? Almost none of them seem to actually get off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46521145
Yet, after all this time, it's still the best by a wide margin. Funny, that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46521127
need me a four fiends jinko

[Anonymous No.]

>>46521137
Its very much a 'hard' femdom game.
Which is very offputting if you aren't into it and it makes Luka intolerable


>>46521153
I mean, its not like it has a lot of competition if any.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46521153
now, I have a lot of games I like parts of way better than MGQ.
Like, have you played labyrinth of estras? Shit's forever abandoned, but I quite like the slime and wolf girls in that, and it's well animated.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46521137
>>46521147
Pretty sure all the loli bandits cum which is why they were the ONLY good girls in that series.

>>46521145
I still think it's fucking hilarious how the "true" ending is some gay coexistance with monsters ending but as far as I remember Alice never did anything to actually fix the monsters that basically murderfuck you. So it's just funny to make a game that ends on that kind of message but all you really think is "man I wish there was an ending where I could have sided with the guy that just wanted to kill all the monsters and angels so people didn't have to deal with any of this"

[Anonymous No.]

>>46521158
I wish it was a bit softer.
It's much less fun if the girl isn't enjoying it properly.
>>46521164
Man I didn't know any of them came except the lamia. I am slipping.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46521153
>it's still the best by a wide margin
Not really, if you mean by games you might have a point since most of the other games in the genre are snuffshit, NTR or other trash. But MGQ is low tier when it comes to actually monster girl settings.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46519063
You'd be able to learn a lot faster and focus on your studies if you had someone to cook and care for your other needs. The dye packs are only there to help that someone find you!

[Anonymous No.]

>>46521167
I like interspecies reviewers.
It's not like, actually hard porn (until you get to the show), but it's pretty neat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46521165
Dragon loli was the best imo

[Anonymous No.]

>>46521172
Dragon girls are all right, but lamias are something special.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46521150
In paradox there is a girl call desert scylla that Luka loses to. Luka realizes the girl won't kill him, tries to have sex with her
>he starts thrusting
>he notes she's faking pleasure and gets sad
>keeps going
>eventually realizes he got hit with venom
>it makes him pee himself
it's heavy on the domination.
Although cupid enjoys sex with luka. They do orgasm faces in the art but it's rarely mentioned in the text.
>>46521157
We are talking about games, not 30 second animations dressed up in an interactive gallery.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46521170
>I like interspecies reviewers.
Congrats on your bad taste but I'm not really a fan of transexuals or women that have been ran through so many times it'd be like throwing a hotdog into an empty room.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46521176
What?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46521177
he doesn't like the idea of hookers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46521173
But anon. Why choose? You get all of them!

>>46521177
Both of the things I just listed exist in that shit and it's why I don't care for it and think you have bad taste.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46521177
He's saying he's not into mge because it has girls that used to be men.

[Anonymous No.]

Eat raging mushrooms
Problem solved

[Anonymous No.]

>>46521181
>Both of the things I just listed exist in that shit
Proof?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46521182
Nobody likes alps except for you, shitposter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46521175
Nta but everything I hear about MGQ makes it sound even shittier, I'm so glad I never played any of that garbage.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46521186
Everyone likes alps except for you, shitposter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46521185
The angel and it's a fucking series about prostitutes, anon. You have to be pretending to be retarded. I could post any girl from it to prove the latter example.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46521186
As far as basic bitch succubi go, alps are actually pretty good. You get the extra added bonus of knocking up someone who should be a guy and turning them into a waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46521190
>The angel
The angel what?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46521190
The angel has both parts. He's not a transexual he has both sets of genitals fully functional.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46521189
>Everyone
The voices in your head aren't people. Now take your meds!

>>46521191
>alps are actually pretty good.
Or I could just go with a normal Succubus that isn't a homosexual man playing pretend with magic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46521190
>>46521181
I'm not sure if they're canonically actually all that loose? They have all sorts of fucking sex magic in that setting.

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>>46521197
Anon, if a man is turned into a woman with magic and can bear my child, that's just a tomboy now.
And tomboys are tiptop.
What, you wouldn't fuck your childhood friend you thought was a boy but turned out to be a girl?

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>>46521197
>playing pretend
So you're flat out denying actual canon just to shitpost
ooooookay

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>>46521195
You can dress it up with whatever cope you want, that's a tranny to people that don't lie to yourself.

>>46521198
Yeah but I still don't want that shit. It's one thing for a woman to have an ex but I actual full on prostitutes just make me feel sick.

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>>46521190
>You have to be pretending to be retarded
He said he likes interspecies reviewers, he's not pretending.

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>>46521202
>that's a tranny
Only if you're a fag obsessed with trannies.

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>>46521202
But trannies can't get impregnated, anon.
And while they are prostitutes, try to be at least a little lore accurate. Don't be like the 40kfags.

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>>46521200
Don't ruin tomboys by comparing them to alps. At least they were actually born as women.

>>46521201
I'm not denying shit, anon. I know they're biologically women after becoming an alp but to me I don't view them as such. Same way I don't view someone using those belts that change your gender in D&D as a woman/man. They're just someone using really convincing magic to play pretend.

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>>46521203
I am not sure why so many people need to be reminded so many times there's more than one person on 4chan.

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>>46521210
>I'm not denying shit, anon.
>I know they're biologically women after becoming an alp but THEY ARE MEN ANYWAY BECAUSE I SAID SO
that's... what denying is

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>>46521210
>I know they're biologically women
So they're not pretending, by definition.
If it's got XX chromosomes and can have your kid, it's probably a girl.

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>>46521169
college can be a difficult time for young men. even independent children, separated from their parents and a structured life for the first time, can become unfocused and anxious.
this is why it is extremely important that they link up with a surrogate mother figure who can relieve that anxiety, and who they also have intense, hip-shaking, bedframe-breaking sex with.
nine out of ten psychologists agree!

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>>46521204
At least I don't like a series with a character that's a transexual in it.

>>46521205
>But trannies can't get impregnated, anon
I don't care kek, it's still disgusting and the term still applies just because magic steps in to make it less terrible.
>try to be at least a little lore accurate
Anon I haven't given that shit a single second of time. I'm sure they can use magic to tighten up but I'm just using the hotdog thing as a figure of speech. Actual whores are just disgusting to me.

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>>46521222
Man, you really let your IRL obsession with trannies ruin all kinds of hentai for you, don't you?
I'm surprised you can even admit you like tomboys.

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>>46521216
>>46521217
You're misunderstanding, I get that alps are "women" in the sense that aesthetically and biologically they appear to be one. But at the end of the day you and I both know "her" name wasn't fucking Bess or some shit. It's gross and no different to forcing myself to call a James a Jess except now magic can make it look more convincing.

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>>46521222
>I don't care kek, it's still disgusting and the term still applies
>I will use the term incorrectly just to seethe about trannies some more
Well at least you outed yourself as complete retard, so there's that.

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>>46521228
nah, that makes it more hot.
It's similarly as hot as the idea of turning you, specifically, into a waifu and correcting you with dickings until you're pregnant.

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>>46521222
To be fair anon, you probably like MGE, so you kind of do. It also has plenty of futanari, genderbending, speciesbending, transformation, and cats and dogs that start walking on two legs and trying to share a pair of pants with you.

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Days without silly drama: 0

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>>46521226
Tomboys don't come with a cock unless you're a fag. There's the difference.

>>46521229
newhalf, futa, fucking whatever other name the Japanese have it all loops back to being the same shit and gets lumped together for a reason. I mean I guess I'm sorry I don't find men pretending to be women or cocks bolted onto a "woman" attractive to you? Is that good enough to placate you, anon?

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would you faggots shut up. you clearly lack any objective understanding of either biology or reality and this is not a public forum for you to debate about that shit on

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>>46521228
>they appear to be one
They are women. They don't "appear" to be women, it's not an illusion or a trick or something else. No amount of mental gymnastics will help you here.

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>>46521236
>don't come with a cock
Neither do these! Because of magic.

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Wow, the thread is full of life this morning

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>>46521236
>newhalf, futa, fucking whatever other name the Japanese have it all loops back
It really doesn't. But you've again outed yourself as a deranged faggot, which is a bit funny.

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>>46521228
>they aesthetically and biologically appear
what? what other ways are there? is this some 'her soul has xy chromosomes' bs?

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Threads gone to shit, look at this fox if you are still around.

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>>46521222
You seem like a pleasant and normal person.

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>>46521232
>It also has plenty of futanari
Nothing official thankfully
>genderbending
Just alps and some twitter shit KC said regarding extremely old monsters that can be safely ignored
>cats and dogs
A mistake that isn't forced into every single possible other profile and NOBODY likes here aside from gaylords like the Mick. Even with the "faults" MGE has it's still leaps and bounds better than shit like reviewers. Even Frieren, Dungeon Menshi or Jobless Reincarnation (fucking forget the romanji spelling) shit all over Reviewers.

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>>46521238
I'm kind of interested in this man's ideas of duality, and what specifically counts for him.
If a man gets time whammy'd and instead was a girl from birth, but remembers the alternate timeline where he was not, is THAT gay?
Similarly, how can you -not- fuck ranma?

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>>46521254
you seem really stuck on interspecies reviewers.

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>>46521247
NTA but the brain is still wired with a man setup, anyway why are you mad if we don't like them? It's disgusting but you can enjoy it far from us

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>>46521238
I'd debate that demon on the biology of her fat bluebies

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Calm down, little Anon.

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>>46521262
So if I use hypnosis to make it a girl brain, THEN it becomes okay?

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>>46521245
How the fuck are they NOT the same level of dogshit? Hell I bet if you go to any doujin site or content aggregator they'll use the terms pretty interchangeably because they're basically the same fucking thing of trash.

>>46521243
Anon I'm talking about the reviwers Angel with that part not Alps.

>>46521261
No shit retard, because that's what the conversation started with after giving my opinion on it you drooling twit.

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>>46521252
Here's my fox

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Alice?

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>>46521262
>NTA but the brain is still wired with a man setup
What the fuck does that even mean

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>>46521269
yeah, it started that way, then became about alps.
And you're still stuck on it.
Anyway, how do you feel about hypnosis, or soul transference? Where, specifically, does it become disgusting to you?

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>>46521255
The rejection of alp's womanhood is not based in reality. It's about *feelings*. He doesn't *feel* like alps are women, even if there aren't any reasonable grounds to assert otherwise, because he's aware of some time in which they were not and that feels wrong to him. Maybe he'll try and invent some physical, measurable to justify that feeling, but he doesn't have to- again, it's about his feelings, not about chromosomes or souls or whatever.

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>>46521237
>They are women.
They're not though. They can look like one and have the same working parts as one but fundamentally an Alp still has the same soul and mind of a guy. Again, people that use that genderbender belt in D&D are the same thing. They can call themselves whatever gender they swap to but the fact is they're still not. They're just using magic to pretend.

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>>46521280
Yeah, but he likes tomboys.
So I'm curious where specifically it becomes disgusting for him.

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>>46521262
ah, the male brain - i guess brainwashing makes you a woman, then? i think there's a lot of sissy porn has that same premise

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>>46521280
So he's a faggot.

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>>46521282
Okay, so what if you swap the soul?
That's good now?
You'll fuck ranma, but only if she's been properly sissified?

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>>46521282
>muh D&D again
leave it /tg/cuck to act retarded for no reason lol

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>>46521282
and - to be clear - this is because of the soul? the soul or the brain?
see, the soul works really well for this because it's an immaterial, immeasurable thing that you can't touch or perceive or change or really prove exists, so if you say that a person's essential qualities are linked to it no one will ever be able to refute you if they choose to engage with you on that level. i'd pick the soul if I were you

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>>46521282
>an Alp still has the same soul and mind of a guy
What does mind of a guy even mean? Are you a woman then, since you act like one?

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>>46521284
>>46521268
Nope you can't change it, it's defined at your birth and mold other several years. Hypno has nothing to do with basic biological knowledge. You can't rewire it

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>>46521278
>how do you feel about hypnosis
I mean you're still the person you were before being hypnotized. You're just tricking your brain to think otherwise.
>soul transference
Man I fucking hated SOMA, what a shit game. Still doesn't really solve the problem and it's still a guy's soul. You're just using different meat as some flesh automaton.
>Where, specifically, does it become disgusting to you
Square one. It's why I'd rather just have a tomboy Succubus without dealing with any of that.

>>46521293
Anon, MGE is fucking full of D&D references you have to be retarded. It's just an example.

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>>46521301
>still a guy's soul
No, we're shipping a girl's soul into this alp.
Are you fine with it now?

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>>46521298
>What does mind of a guy even mean?
The mind you have when you're born, anon. You sure you don't have a woman's brain yourself? You're really good at misinterpreting someone's point to try and get a snide comment in.

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>>46521306
okay, so we ship a woman's soul into the alp.
That's A-OK now, right?

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>>46521304
So you kill the original person and erase him from all plans?

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>>46521301
>Anon, MGE is fucking full of D&D references
Yet it doesn't work on the same rules, please stop pretending to be retarded.

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>>46521310
oh, the original soul can go wherever, that's not important and I don't care.
It's a very simple theoretical.

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>>46521304
Still no, physically it's still a guy's body that was modified with magic. Like hypothetically if I were to use illusion magic on a man to change his race would he BE that race I changed him to or would he be the same race I changed him from just playing pretend? Of course Mamono Mana is a lot more "final" than that and this might not be an exact comparison but come on.

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Doesn’t this all seem degenerative?

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All this stupid arguing over nothing. This wouldn't happen if Big Sister were in charge.

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>>46521306
>You're really good at misinterpreting someone's point to try and get a snide comment in.
Misinterpreting how? You act like a woman, therefore it's only logical to assume that you have a woman's mind.

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>>46521313
No shit, again it's an example of magic not suddenly making something different to someone's viewpoint. I'm not saying Alps can change back at the snap of their fingers that's retarded.

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>>46521317
Fuck off Druella I hope you chock on your own pussy juice.

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>>46521300
>Nope you can't change it, it's defined at your birth and mold other several years.
What makes you say that? Defined in what, by who, where? What makes it immutable? How does it 'mold' if it's an essential, immutable quality?
>basic biological knowledge
Weren't you saying like five minutes ago that people born intersex were trannies or something? What's your certification? Do you have any formal education in genetics, sociology, theology, or developmental biology?

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>>46521315
Okay, so it's not about the soul, then, it's about the sourcing of the body. Why talk about the soul in the first place then?
All right, how far back does this have to go? If a girl is raised eating entirely male meat, and male plants, does that mean you wont' fuck her? The body is made of male parts, after all.
Is digesting male parts into female parts any better than magically transforming them? If so, why? If not, why?

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>>46521314
In that case it's not an alp.since you just create a succ from nothing and doom someone poor soul to the eternal void.

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>>46521315
>Like hypothetically if I were to use illusion magic
But it's not an illusion or a trick or anything like that in case of alp.

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>>46521326
I made the succ out of a dude, not out of nothing.
And I shipped in the soul from, I dunno, some slut. Doesn't matter, it was a girl.

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>>46521306
>the mind you have when you're born
are you being stupid on purpose

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>>46521317
Actually it would be a daily problem if give lillim even a little bit of power. Us, anon should be the dictators of the new world

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>>46521320
>No shit, again it's an example
A completely wrong and inapplicable example from a different setting altogether.

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>>46521325
>Okay, so it's not about the soul, then,
It's both, anon. You can move someone's soul into a new body and I'd view them as that person just in a new body and you can remove the body from the soul/change the body and I'd still view it the same even with a new soul. The entire process is fucked.

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>>46521338
All right, whatever, the rest of the question is still pertinent.
I need to find the most-male option you will still accept having a lady soul dumped into.

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>>46521334
I wouldn't trust any of you with a potted plant, let alone the world. Only monsters care about our wellbeing. Humans always just seek screw over each other knowingly or not.

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>>46521342
>I wouldn't trust any of you with a potted plant
Well, does that plant have the mind of a male?

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>>46521340
>>46521338
SIMILARLY, how do you feel about classical reincarnation?

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>>46521340
The rest of the question is nonsense that isn't worth discussing. Sustenance is a completely different thing to taking Lucas, slapping some magic into him and trying to get me to call him Laney just because he now has the looks and working parts of a woman is retarded.

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>>46521354
How is digesting something into something else different than magicking something into something else?
If we melt lucas down in a cauldron, yank the soul out, stuff a succubus soul in there, and mould it back into a lady, is that any different than him being digested?

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If the mind is completely dependent on the brain to perpetuate and shape its existence, and the brain is an organ that exists in reality and can be touched, prodded, and transformed, and we accept that mamanobanana has the power to warp and change people's bodies in whichever arbitrary way the setting demands, and that for alps it specifically changes them into women, how is it possible that an alp could have a 'male' mind?

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>>46521353
>how do you feel about classical reincarnation?
If you had absolutely zero memories of your past life and it was like a singular, vertical "family tree" of sorts I feel like you'd be a different person but that's too much of a grey area for me to mess with so I wouldn't go with a monster that was a man in a past life for the same reason I wouldn't go with an Alp.

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This whole soul extracting thing makes me feel a Wisp is behind these posts.

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>>46521358
How do you feel about the inevitable statistical conclusion that EVERY woman was, at some point, a man in a past life if classical reincarnation is in effect?

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>>46521357
>how is it possible that an alp could have a 'male' mind?
Shut up woman
you have a female brain I don't need to explain anything to you

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>>46521324
As stated before, I'm not that anon therefore I can't answer the second part.
If I remember correctly they're 3 part that define you as a being, the body (physical plain), the soul and the spirit. You can't transcend the body if you destroy it by remolding with spells. Now to answer your question, it's define by god since all those variables are created and assign by him.
>>46521342
Nah I will be different and my empire will be nicest place on earth

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>>46521357
This would make mana brainwashing.

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>Is LITERALLY biologically, aesthetically, mentally, and socially a woman
>somehow gay

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>>46521356
Well no shit that's not Lucas anymore but not for any reason that would prove you right. You're basically tossing out half of what he used to be and melting down what remains to try and recycle him but at the end of the day you're putting what amounts to some fucked up goo automaton of what USED to be Lucas and I would argue still is him albeit horribly warped.

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>>46521372
Can't erase the past, the clock is ticking

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>>46521375
But would you -fuck- it?
And, if it's still him, would it still be him if he was digested by another, non-magical means?

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>>46521369
>If I remember correctly
the NIH will not take your half-formed memory as proper citation, anon. I don't know where you're pulling the 3-part being from.

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>>46521364
With that conclusion I simply wouldn't go near any monster.

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>>46521369
>it's define by god
Shame he's not real, huh

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Miss Hatter thinks this thread is a wee too mad.

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>>46521381
This also applies to all humans, if classical reincarnation is in effect.
also, -fascinating-.

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>>46521376
There is no clock.

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>>46521379
The bible. I just checked and I didn't mess up

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>>46521371
I think that's generally accepted. Mamonobama changes the way you think -> it changes your mind -> it changes your brain (the mind is rooted in a physical organ that all its parts are mirrored in) -> you're 'brainwashed'.
Brainwashing has a pretty negative connotation, though, and this is fairly benevolent, so we shouldn't call it that. Anyway, by the standards that's brainwashing, anything that changes your mind is brainwashing. Which is almost everything, to be clear.

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>>46521378
>But would you -fuck- it?
No.
>Would it still be
Yes, I'm of the mind that Theseus' ship is still the Ship of Theseus even at the end state and if you were to take the bits of Theseus' ship, change it around a bit to make a rowboat of the parts that is also the Ship of Theseus albiet changed around.

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Man imagine going after one of the most cursed monsters in all of MGE when there’s around 300 better alternatives to chose.

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>>46521393
Now, what percentage of the finished product needs to be lucas for you to reject it?
Say only 60% of lucas was used, and the rest was sourced from grass who's sex we didn't check.

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I refuse to count alp as a woman unless she has a pair of nice, round, soft tittes that I can grope, suck and fuck. If she wears clothies with sideboob and/or boob window, all the better. This is my philosophical position and I will not change my mind.

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>>46521387
Same applies to humans, I'm not going to go around treating Alps like trash or anything. But I have zero interest if I'm going to be with someone who at worst case scenario vividly and constantly remembers being a man and the feelings they had from a past life just like I wouldn't want to be with a Alp for reasons of them being a man pretending to be a woman in my eyes.

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>>46521392
>Mamonobama changes the way you think
It makes human women tolerable, benevolent brainwashing is probably the best term.

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>>46521398
but anon, the alp won't have nice round and soft titties until -after- you fuck them.

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>>46521387
Why do you think we want a portal to a new dimension?
>>46521392
>Don't call brainwash because people wouldn't like our "positive" inputs
How can anyone trust schizos like you? Brainwash is wrong, no matter why.

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>>46521402
we already established that there was no memory here, as it's a classical reincarnation scenario. Or, well, not much memory.
Whatever it is that makes a baby pick the same toy every life.
And still, fucking fascinating.

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>>46521383
I just wish they would make IDs a sitewide thing so we could just filter the screeching retards and be done with it.

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>>46521389
I hate when I'm arguing with someone and they bring up the bible. You might as well just say 'it's true because I believe it's true'.
Belief is annoying and I don't like it.
Also, if you believe in the bible stop jacking it to monster girls and go do some virtue.

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>>46521404
That's -not- how -it- "works". "You've got it all wrong".

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>>46521399
>Now, what percentage of the finished product needs to be lucas for you to reject it?
Fucking ANY percent. It doesn't matter if there's a god damn single hair or particle of his soul left.

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>>46521412
isn't it?
I thought they didn't become all voluptuous and shit until after they broke down and sucked your dick.

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>>46521413
okay, but if we're dumping a lady soul in there, what percentage of lucas mass are you willing to accept?
Is lucas better or worse than grass that happened to be male?

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>>46521406
If I argued with you until you changed your mind about something, would it be 'brainwashing' just because I changed your mind? Is it brainwashing when you learn something new and your brain changes to accommodate the new thing?
The difference between 'brainwashing' and everyday life just comes down to litigation in the end. It means 'changed my mind in a way I don't like'. If only the part of you that doesn't like it could be washed...

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>>46521411
Indeed my argument doesn't work if you don't believe but I think it was pretty clear that it's only my opinion.
>if you believe in the bible stop jacking it to monster girls and go do some virtue
I do, you can keep your worries

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>>46521411
>Also, if you believe in the bible stop jacking it to monster girls and go do some virtue.
Christians really will moralize behind their cum-crusted keyboards while jacking off to bicorns.

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>>46521407
>we already established that there was no memory here,
Yes which is why I said worst case scenario. Even in the best case where she has no real memory I would still hesitate and lean towards not pursuing a monster or even human in that case.

>>46521419
>what percentage of lucas mass are you willing to accept?
Zero, absolute zero. At that point if we're just replacing an entire person with formless goop assuming their identity that's bad for DIFFERENT reasons. Again, if I want a more "boyish" monster girl that wasn't a fully biological male just three days ago I would just go with a Succubus tomboy and save myself the headache.

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>>46521434
but anon, the succubus tomboy has a significant portion of male parts in her construction by her very nature.
They -require- semen to survive.

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Bring me the head of Jane the Baptist!
She's a Dullahan, duh

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>>46521387
what are -these-?

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>>46521446
Bring me the Head of Alp-erto Garcia!
Oddly enough also a Dullahan

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>>46521447
I'm using them for emphasis, since i don't want to figure out again how to netcode itallics.

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>>46521434
>At that point if we're just replacing an entire person with formless goop assuming their identity that's bad for DIFFERENT reasons.
What's wrong with this? That is literally just a woman at that point. There is practically zero connection to the past life beside the boy. They are biologically, mentally & have the soul of one.

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>>46521419
Please stop arguing with him. Again, this is about his feelings, not the proportion of male blood cells in whichever waifu you're trying to sell him.

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>>46521446
Jane the PLAPtist?

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>>46521459
Oh, I'm not trying to sell him anything any more, I'm trying to figure out why his feelings.
Though if you really dislike it, I can stop.

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>>46521455
You can't rewrite the past, unlucky. We will archive everything and make sure that everyone know what you're, were and will be

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>>46521441
Food is not the same as the building blocks of your very person being a male. Neither her soul nor her body were male since conception. Now if I found out that the succubus tomboy used deep magic similar to that of the specific magic that turns a guy into an Alp to pretend to be a guy for a week to get to know me or something first? I'd break it off at that point for different reasons mostly because that's just fucking weird but that's such a niche and completely impossible scenario that this hypothetical would never need to be considered.

>>46521455
>What's wrong with this?
Morally it's wrong. You're replacing and (arguably) killing absolutely everything, soul and all, with goop that you slapped that person's name on. Sure that would fit the criteria I have that makes me dislike Alps but I would still view that was a near equal level of disgust.

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>>46521455
don't say soul. souls aren't real. there isn't an immaterial, immeasurable, invisible slate somewhere with all your 'true' qualities etched on it. that's silly.

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>>46521459
If I fill someone with my seed they are no longer a man.

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>>46521471
Food is literally your building blocks, anon, in the most direct and factual sense possible.

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>>46521472
The other guy brought up souls

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>>46521463
I don't know what kind of religion she's preaching, but that riverbank is a popular spot...

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>>46521474
Factually, any alp who tries to convince me she has a 'male soul' or 'isn't a real girl' is getting impregnation sex until she shuts up.

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>>46521375
>some fucked up goo automaton of what USED to be Lucas
You could argue that sort of happens to moisturized women

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>>46521485
dude, talking about that shit is just begging to be dicked down.

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>>46521429
Weak strawman

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>>46521495
You're right, I'll come with a stronger one

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>>46521489
>moisturized women

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>>46521489
is that what moisturizer does? geez.

[Anonymous No.]

Liking alp makes you a fag because from all the Mamonos available you choosed the former man/gay one

[Anonymous No.]

>>46521485
What's the matter Succ? It's just a hand. Touch it. Go ahead. You're lewd, right?

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>>46521471
>Sure that would fit the criteria I have that makes me dislike Alps but I would still view that was a near equal level of disgust.
But it would fit the criteria? Just curious

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>>46521495
I think its fair to call someone claiming to be a Christian who's posting on a porn board a hypocrite

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>>46521415
They can grow more curvy later, but they do get tits and ass when they initially transform. Delicious, firm, squeezable, gropable, kissable tits and ass.

[Anonymous No.]

No Monster Girl can fix me!

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>>46521497
The bigger the strawman, the smaller the brain or something like that.

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>>46521504
The entire appeal of tomboys is they're a woman who doesn't act like a fucking woman.

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>>46521504
Actually dicking down someones """son""" and making them my woman is probably the straightest thing I could do

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>>46521477
Anon food is a fuel source. It's not what physically holds your body together. I'm not gonna cut you open and apples would fall out.

>>46521506
Yes, purely because you're stripping with every single aspect of the person and replacing it with a monster. It's like having Lucas walk in to a room, shake my hand and as he walks out he gives his name tag to a random monster that introduces herself as the same guy I just talked to. That is fundamentally so beyond what an Alp Is it has no connection at all.

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>>46521524
>it's not what physically holds your body together
actually, it is.
if you don't get vitamin C, many of your parts will literally fall out.

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>>46521507
Thankfully, we are on a blue board, our christians boys can sleep without fear. More seriously your's not wrong, I'm an hypocrite since I stay here but that's another can of worms.

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>>46521504
no, anon. she chose me.

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>>46521526
Yes but you don't get vitamins by shoving fruit into your arm. You get it by eating the fruit or meat and your body processes it to absorb the vitamins in them to fuel your body.

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>>46521524
>that introduces herself as the same guy I just talked to.
So the fact that they had a biologically male body before isn't the problem? Just what's in the mind?

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>>46521518
Every mamonos can be a tomboy, I like tomboys a lot but why do you insist on picking alps and not this kot for example if you really want a tomboy? It's a genuine question

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>>46521524
>t he gives his name tag to a random monster that introduces herself as the same guy I just talked to
Don't let monster body snatchers replace you. Fight back. For the light!

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>>46521527
Maybe they're here for the marriage fantasy?

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>>46521524
Not true -there are complicated processes to slurry it down and rebuild, sure, but where do you think your bodymass comes from if not the stuff you eat?

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>>46521533
>So the fact that they had a biologically male body before isn't the problem?
It is, anon. Come on you gotta know I've been saying it could go either way and I'd come to the same conclusion. A man turns into an alp and I would still call them a man because they're physically in a man's body, just completely augmented to look like a woman and even if you moved the Alp's soul into a biologically female body it would still be a guy due to their soul just operating the shell.

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>>46521532
it's still made of the fruit, it's just been processed.

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>>46521485
It's a traditional alp mating call.
>You wouldn't fuck me, your best bud, would you? You absolutely totally would not bend your bro over that coffee table, right? No way you would let me suck you off and then go balls deep into my tight as fuck pussy as I wrap my legs around your waist, just as bros do? I mean, that would pretty damn gay since I'm totally a du-

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>>46521534
oh they're both fine with me, really.
I'm not picky.
This man I'm talking to, HE'S picky, in an interesting way.

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>>46521540
>but where do you think your bodymass comes from
Jesus himself gives it to him because he prays really hard, obviously.

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>>46521541
What do you mean they're physically in a man's body? What part of that body is 'male'? Which quality does it have that makes it a man's body?
>due to their sou-
STOP POSTING ABOUT SOULS. THERE ARE NO IMMUTABLE ASPECTS OF A PERSON.

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>>46521548
>man I'm talking to, HE'S picky, in an interesting way.
Me who ask the question or the alp enjoyer who argue with the no-alp enjoyers ?

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>>46521541
>they're physically in a man's body
But you yourself admitted that their body is female in every aspect, and then moved goalposts to souls and minds.

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>>46521563
the guy who would refuse all sex in a world of reincarnation.
Shit's wild.

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I want to anal the alp. As a joke.

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>>46521553
>>46521541
>What part of that body is 'male'?
I genuinely am so confused by what he is getting at here. How in any way is an alp's body "male"? Even if you make an argument for their mind or """soul""", they are women physically at least.

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>>46521566
I feel him, I don't want a former 3DPD, applying this concept to their soul is one step further and it's not dumb if you think about it

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>>46521578
It only takes a little bit of thinking about it to realize that it is, in fact, really dumb, and you have some weird hangups.

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>>46521578
>it's not dumb if you think about it
it's not dumb, it'd flat out retarded

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>>46521588
>>46521593
But if the body is corrupted the soul is corrupted too. Maybe I'm losing myself

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>>46521596
What the FUCK is a soul???

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>>46521553
>What do you mean they're physically in a man's body?
I mean that while Alps may magically be changed to have the appearance and functions of a woman's body in almost every way I'm not gonna think that. I'm gonna look at one and think "ew that's a guy" because that's why alps are. It's not like Alps are made by a guy exploding out of nowhere and the alp walks out of a portal next to where he just was.
>what part of the body is male/what quality does it have that makes it a man's body
The fact that it's what they were born as.
>Stop posting about souls
I'm emphasizing the point that even if you remove what would mentally make an Alp a guy OR if you completely change the physical body to be that of a woman unless you COMPLETELY wipe the slate clean the Alp would still be a man to me. The soul talk is just to prove a point.

>>46521565
>But you yourself admitted that their body is female
It is, except for the fact that they weren't born female which is the line. Again, I can get the same enjoyment from a tomboy succubus without any attachment to knowing I'd be having sex with someone that was a guy three weeks ago.

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>>46521599
Something you can give to demons to make them really happy.

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>>46521600
>It is, except for the fact that they weren't born female which is the line.
You literally admit that their bodies are 100% female, and then in the same breath say that they are not.

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Wurm, what do you think of the Alp question?
>I've been there before and there's many delicious rocks in the alps
Well spoken.

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>>46521596
That's silly. What do you mean the body is corrupted? Also, stop talking about souls. They aren't real.

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>>46521599
Nothing. It completely doesn't exist so any argument using it is retarded from the get go.

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>>46521601
I'll only give to them if they promise to take good care of it.

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>>46521599
>>46521606
Your id for reincarnation

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>>46521601
But then they're all "no, I can't accept this. Take mine too and we'll trade." Like what am I supposed to do with a soul? I can't eat it.

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>>46521611
It's never been proven.

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>>46521602
>You literally admit that their bodies are 100% female,
I said that they were changed to be that, yes. But it doesn't change the fact that they WEREN'T women at the start of their lives. This to me means they're not woman, but men playing very convincing dressup with demonic energy.

>>46521605
They are in MGE which is what this conversation is factoring in due to it involving Alps.

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>>46521600
>in almost every way
it is in every way
>I'm gonna look at one and think "ew that's a guy"
This is just your feelings on the matter at this point
>It is, except for the fact that they weren't born female which is the line
This line shouldn't matter since you have already invalidated >The fact that it's what they were born as.
You are just moving goalposts at this point

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>>46521600
>The fact that it's what they were born as
That's not an aspect of physicality, though. The body keeps no record. That information is stored nowhere. If you weren't aware that an alp used to be a boy, it would be impossible to tell (sans her telling you, of course), even with the most precise and comprehensive measuring technology, down to the chromosome, down the the DNA molecule, down to the neurological-electrical impulses of the brain, there is no record of the past self.
So if there is absolutely no measurable physical evidence that an alp is or was ever male, and we accept that there is no such thing as a soul, then what males an alp male is that... you believe that she is?

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>>46521619
>They are in MGE which is what this conversation is factoring in due to it involving Alps.
Wait I thought we were talking about reviewers.

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>>46521619
>But it doesn't change the fact that they WEREN'T women at the start of their lives.
And?
They are 100% female in body.

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>>46521615
Sure but you can reincarnate without one

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>>46521630
You can't*

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>>46521621
>You are just moving goalposts at this point
What else can he do? He has no ground to stand on because it all boils down to "well I feel they are dudes", but since he's a mindbroken christcuck he needs to present his feelings as an objective fact.

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>>46521619
I can accept that the 'soul' is a thing in MGE, but there's nothing KC says that suggests that monsterized women have 'corrupted' souls, or that 'corruption' is a thing that can happen to souls. Since KC doesn't have extremely weird opinions about the (fake) 'real' women in his setting, and also doesn't seem to think there's anything wrong with men marrying monsterized or even human women in his setting, he probably wouldn't ever write anything which suggests that they have 'corrupt' souls or whatever, so if we're engaging with this in a strictly MGE way, it still doesn't make sense to say that.

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>>46521619
>but men playing very convincing dressup with demonic energy.
If someone looks like a woman, acts like a woman, wants to be/wants to be seen as a woman, and is feminine, how is that a man? This isn't a tranny. They literally have breasts and a vagina.

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>>46521646
I don't like 3DPD and gays.

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>>46521651
Good thing alps aren't 3D and aren't gay.

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>>46521619
>they WEREN'T women at the start of their lives
You were a baby at the start of your life. Does it make sense for me to claim you're a baby, even though It's obvious by any measurement that that's not the case, just because you used to be a baby?
Hags need not respond.

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>>46521621
>it is in every way
Wrong. They weren't born female. They were born male.
>This is just your feelings on the matter at this point
Yes, I know. Which is the point. My feelings are that I don't want to have sex with someone that used to be a guy.

>>46521624
>>46521629
What makes an alp make is the fact that they were born and likely lived a significant portion of their lives as a male. This is not something I would ever want to deal with. Sure, an Alp could just not tell me which would open a whole can of worms when it comes to trust and being lied to but there absolutely would be physical evidence left of it's past life if I just looked for family pictures for one. Sure, due to demonic energy they have the body of a woman. But that doesn't mean I'm going to suddenly forget or change my mind that they're just a man when I look them in the eyes.

>>46521648
>how is that a man
The fact that they were born, raised and lived as one up until possible as little as a a month ago. Just because the costume is realistic doesn't change how I still view it as a costume and want nothing to do with that.

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>>46521652
They're both at the same time since you put a weird woman soul in a deformed man body. I will take a normal kiki instead.

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>>46521628
Nah not anymore, I just talked shit about that because of the tranny angel (which it is).

>>46521646
I think you got me confused with another guy. I never said anything about corrupting souls when women get monsterized.

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>>46521658
>they're just a man
In your opinion.
In this thread's opinion you are just a woman pretending to be a man. God knows we have enough evidence of that already.

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>>46521658
so the 'male'/masculine personality is what makes it problematic? If a women, then, who was born with a woman's sex but was raised masculinely and generally behaves as a boy does and has stereotypically male interests (read:is a tomboy), that would be repulsive and provoke the exact same claims that she 'isn't a woman'?

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>>46521662
>They're both at the same time since [headcanon]

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>>46521654
No unless you refer at my past me. Past can't be changed.

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>>46521654
Alping doesn't happen at childbirth, anon. Men become alps far later in life so to compare it to aging which is a natural state of life is silly.

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Alps are heckin' cute and valid

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>>46521676
>Past can't be changed.
So you're just a baby, playing pretend.

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>>46521658
>Wrong. They weren't born female.
You can't just repeat the same thing over and over without acknowledging the answers in the thread.
>>46521663
>tranny angel
how are they tranny's?

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>>46521676
... Right? Past you was a baby. Past alp was a boy. Current you is not a baby. Current alp is not a boy.
>>46521677
What does it matter if alping doesn't happen at childbirth? If it did, that would invalidate my point. My point is that defining a person's present self by a prior state of being is inherently ridiculous.

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>>46521671
If the woman had her body changed by demonic energy to be that of a man then yes, I would still view it as repulsive. Also butch women are fucking disgusting so that covers that argument. Tomboys typically still have that sense of femininity. Again you're ignoring the fact Alps aren't made, they're created by men that want to "become" women and are given the body of which they can pretend they are.

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>>46521682
And submissive and breedable and bratty and in need of correction

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>>46521683
Yes
>>46521685
Yes but I remember his past and will scream about it

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>speedreading the last 600 posts
You fags and the shitposters deserve each other. You bite every bait you see and rope yourself into endless, pointless arguments with retards that want nothing more than piss you off and waste your time in bad faith. You are silly and wear a paper crown with the word "silly" on it.

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>>46521654
>men are biologically babies. they claim that "aging" makes them men, but we all know what they were born as. I will never treat a "man" as anything other than the little baby we all know he actually is.

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>>46521686
>Tomboys typically still have that sense of femininity
From soul to "muh sense of feminity", you're just digging yourself deeper by appealing to concepts that have no definition. How very womanly of you, girl.

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>>46521684
The dick and vagina is a good indicator for why they might be one.

>>46521685
>What does it matter if alping doesn't happen at childbirth?
Because then you're not born a male which at that point you're not a fucking alp. An alp is a man who consciously wants to become a woman so your point doesn't work. Alps aren't like fucking former drug addicts, I'm not gonna pretend Bill is Bessy now just because he got convincing plastic surgery or some shit.

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>>46521692
Well, at that point it's just a weird personal hangup. Maybe you should see a therapist about it.

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>>46521693
>fags
All you need is one or two autismos to completely derail the thread

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>>46521698
>and vagina
Then they aren't a tranny by definition, tourist.

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>>46521696
No, I think you're just trying to pretend you're not gay for wanting to fuck someone that used to be a guy. Tomboys are completely different to Alps.

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>>46521693
>You bite every bait you see and rope yourself into endless, pointless arguments
It's a Friday night I have literally nothing better to do

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>>46521698
>If alping doesn't happen at childbirth you're not born a male
What?
>>46521698
You know intersex people actually exist, right? In reality? In large enough numbers to be included in population statistics? They're not 'trannies'.

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>>46521703
>Then they aren't a tranny
It is. I said it before and just because you're a fag that loves cock doesn't change the fact that objectively newhalf, transexual, futa and all that shit are the same fucking thing.

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>>46521693
I'm pretty sure that this is just two autists screaming at each other because they're too dysfunctional to just let an argument end.

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>>46521704
>Um, u gay!
After being exposed as a woman, she resorts to calling people gay. As usual.

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>>46521708
>objectively
You keep using that word, but it doesn't mean what you think it means.

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>>46521710
This bratty alp needs correction.

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>>46521708
>objectively, (3 different things) are the same thing
retard

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>>46521701
I will not visit a the rapist. Ushis need to make a new way to find husbands.

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>>46521707
>You know intersex people actually exist, right?
Yes, and typically one or the other part doesn't actually work because it's a mistake.

>>46521710
I'm not part of your AGP fetish, I just prefer my women to actually BE a woman.

>>46521716
>>46521721
I mean you can lie and pretend they're different but the end state is the same thing. You want women to have a cock involved because you're secretly attracted to guys. Which is why shit like Alps appeal to because you get to fuck a guy without it feeling gay (which it still is)

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>>46521701
Yes.
Never.

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>>46521722
If you don't go see the rapist, she's going to come see you.

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>>46521729
>I'm not part of your AGP fetish, I just prefer my women to actually BE a woman.
I'm not in the mood to play along with your delusion about you being a man, you retarded slut. You can play pretend all you want, I'm just going to call you for what you are - a woman.

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>>46521708
>that objectively newhalf, transexual, futa and all that shit are the same fucking thing.
>Apls are literally biological women
What did he mean by this?

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>>46520900
>cringe
You mean unfathomably based?

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>>46521729
What do you mean 'mistake'?
Also- alps don't have cocks. If we haven't established that in the last hour and a half of bickering I feel like we haven't established anything.

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>>46521748
Nah, it's just cringe.

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>>46521729
>You want women to have a cock involved because you're secretly attracted to guys
Alps explicitly do not have one, tourist

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>>46521744
They biologically appear female but their body used to be that of a male and they still have the same mind they had when they were a male. It's in the same ballpark even if it's not explicitly the same thing.

>>46521749
>>46521756
>What do you mean 'mistake'?
People born intersex aren't meant to be born like that. It objectively is a mistake. Correct, I'm glad you realized Alps in fact don't have penises. But the fact doesn't change their entire "appeal" hinges on the fact they used to be men.

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>>46521748
He gives all his women weird man-faces and overall style is, for the lack of a better word, greasy. Like everyone is constantly covered in sweat and grime and haven't changed their clothes in weeks.

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>>46521759
>their entire "appeal" hinges on the fact they used to be men.
I doubt that's why they were made, KC just likes his deus ex machinas to keep his setting happy

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>>46521759
>they still have the same mind
A-a-and he's back to this shit, lol.

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Imagine every now and again a bunch of upper class cait sith get together on sphinxback and hunt mice for sport.

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>>46521759
>Aren't meant to be born like that
Who 'means' for people to be born in a certain way? Don't ascribe animacy or intention to natural processes that lack them.
So the reason - in your mind - that anyone would want to fuck an alp is because they're vicariously living out gay fantasies by having sex with someone who used to be male but does not resemble a man in any way, instead of just having sex with a man?

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>>46521762
Nah, it's to appeal to the genderbending fetish which is gay as fuck. It's just hidden behind seven layers of irony so people have plausible deniability for being attracted to a man.

>>46521763
What more do you want? They were born and lived in a man's body and they still have the same brain and thoughts they had from when they were a man.

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>>46521760
I wouldn't call them man-faces. I think it's just the attempt to blend the classic Eastern art style but with more realistic proportions and a slight Western flair to it. It's not a good nsfw art style, (it's average in that regard) but it's definitely good for what he's moved towards: sfw, humor, and memetics.

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>>46521778
>What more do you want?
For you to stop trying to rationalize your hurt feelings in the most retarded way possible. Unless you want to admit that you have the mind of a woman.

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Well, here's a pallet cleanser. What would you cook to impress your wife? Why?

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>>46521787
Mouse skewers!

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>>46521777
>Who 'means' for people to be born in a certain way?
About the past 2 million years of human development. Which categorically makes being born intersex a mistake compounded by the fact that again one or both of their sex organs are non-functioning due to the fact the body isn't supposed to work like that. Closeted fags exist, if your favorite monster's entire appeal is the fact they were born and lived a man's life until magically being given a woman's body I'm going to be suspect.

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>>46521784
Mad cause I'm right. Alps are men and you're a fag for liking them.

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>>46521778
>and they still have the same brain
But different body. I'm sorry to burst your bubble, but human mind in intrinsically tied to body's biochemistry, and nothing else. If you start taking HRT and other meds, you will start thinking differently too, simply because that's how brain works.

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>>46521796
After being exposed as a woman, she resorts to calling people gay. As usual.

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>>46521797
>If you start taking HRT and other meds, you will start thinking differently too, simply because that's how brain works.
None of that makes you a woman, though. Again, Alps don't have a different body. They've just changed their body's looks enough to trick people into thinking they're not men.

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>>46521799
You're just proving my point, anon.

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>>46521802
>None of that makes you a woman, though
The point is that there's no such thing as male brain or female brain. You put the brain in a body and it functions according body's biochemistry. So since alps' bodies are completely biologically female, their minds follow the suit.
>They've just changed their body's looks enough to trick people
Their bodies are 100% female, there's no trick involved, as you yourself admitted.

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I'm testing something.

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>>46521790
You're talking with an awful lot of confidence about something you clearly know nothing about. Again, 'mistake' implies there is some ideal human form which DNA is adamantly striving towards, which reveals some essential and fundamental misunderstandings about - well, pretty much everything epigenetics has ever touched.
If you have any interest in the thing you're talking about, think about this: The genetic machinery that replicate DNA makes mistakes at a certain rate, even though it's possible for genetic replication machinery not to make any mistakes at all. Why do you think that is? Why do you think there are no species of animal which can't produce mutant phenotypes?

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>>46521830
>The point is that there's no such thing as male brain or female brain
The point doesn't work when you use an example of chemically fucking your brain up using shit you shouldn't be taking in the first place.
>there's no trick involved
The trick involved is fooling a man into thinking they're not fucking someone that used to be a man.

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>>46521763
The more I argued with them, the better I came to know their dialectic. First they counted on the stupidity of their adversary, and then, when there was no other way out, they themselves simply played stupid. If all this didn't help, they pretended not to understand, or, if challenged, they changed the subject in a hurry, quoted platitudes which, if you accepted them, they immediately related to entirely different matters, and then, if again attacked, gave ground and pretended not to know exactly what you were talking about. Whenever you tried to attack one of these apostles, “Alp’s brains aren’t female!” “There isn’t any difference between a biological woman, a transexual, or a futa!” your hand closed on a jelly-like slime which divided up and poured through your fingers, but in the next moment collected again.

But if you really struck one of these fellows so telling a blow that, observed by the audience, he couldn't help but agree, and if you believed that this had taken you at least one step forward, your amazement was great the next day. The tard had not the slightest recollection of the day before, he rattled off his same old nonsense about alps being gay as though nothing at all had happened, and, if indignantly challenged, affected amazement; he couldn't remember a thing, except that he had proved the correctness of his assertions the previous day.

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>>46521841
>Again, 'mistake' implies there is some ideal human form which DNA is adamantly striving towards
Being functional is typically something basic that the human body strives for, yes. Which is something intersex people don't do well since one of the organs they're born with don't fucking work.

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>>46521855
I feel like you aren't listening to me. Do you understand what I mean when I say that word conveys animacy that doesn't exist?

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>>46521851
The only one playing stupid is you. You can dress up the fact you try to force your faggot fetish on people all you want by trying to grill them over semantics and failing to understand any actual elaboration on the points being made but the fact is Alps are and always will be men playing convincing dressup and the entire appeal is being able to fuck a man without actually fucking one.

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What's with all the elf ass?

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>>46521870
Anon needs some dark elf booty.

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>>46521845
>The point doesn't work
Yes it fucking does. Your brain is influenced by your body, there's no such thing as "male" or "female" brain. The fact that people who take heavy duty meds or HRT start to behave differently is an example of this, just induced artificially.
>The trick involved is fooling a man
But alps don't hide their past?

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>>46521866
Why do you keep pretending intersex people aren't an objective mistake in every single regard? Functionally their sex organs don't work right and statistically the case is so rare it is by definition a mistake. Are you a tranny or something? You're really dying on this hill.

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>>46521871
someone who has this much delf ass saved deserves to spend most of his time being facesat post-portals

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>>46521870
Like I said, I'm testing something. Looks like you failed.

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Saw one of those Japanese spiders move into my neighbor's home a couple weeks ago.

I think it's safe to say that he's dead now. I haven't seen him since. I know spiders are carnivores. She probably got hungry and ate the guy like spiders do. They're hunters after all. What's worse is that she's sneaky. Everyday, multiple times a day, I hear yelling and screaming from the house, periods that last 5-20 minutes before it quiets down. It's hard to make out, but it's usually yelling about eggs, fertilizer, and rabies. Usually first thing in the morning, at midday, and right before bedtime. Probably more victims she's taken home and eaten, yet I've watched and watched, and somehow manages to get the victims inside without me ever seeing her or the victims. It's always a male voice too and adult, and it always sounds like my neighbor. But it can't be him. He has to be dead by now. He used to spend so much time outside, and not he's nowhere to be seen.

Thankfully, she hasn't gone after me; I am quite different from my neighbor, and she hasn't shown any interest in me. I must not be her preferred meal. Still, it's unnerving having a ruthless killer next door. I think I'm gonna hire a salamander to keep myself and my home safe. Spiders don't like fire, and that should be a deterrent.

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holy fuck this has been going for hours

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>>46521875
>The fact that people who take heavy duty meds or HRT start to behave differently is an example of this
Men aren't meant to take HRT and those heavy meds are designed to fuck with people's heads.

[Anonymous No.]

take be back to 2015
where the memes were more retarded than the people

[Anonymous No.]

>>46521884
Autism speaks, no matter how much everybody else wishes it would shut the fuck up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46521884
I'm kind of into the idea of a monster having sex with you changing your brain chemistry, slowly forcing you to find her more and more attractive even if she was horrifying at the start.

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[Anonymous No.]

Hey, Anon, take a look.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46521892
It was just as bad back then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46521888
And? They act on the same principle as chemicals produced by your body naturally.
>heavy meds are designed to fuck with people's heads.
Actually they are designed to counter your fucked up brain chemistry, but whatever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46521896
Liquid stockholm syndrome

[Anonymous No.]

>>46521903
>Liquid stockholm syndrome
>Punished stockholm syndrome
>Solid stockholm syndrome
>Naked stockholm syndrome

[Anonymous No.]

>>46521896
There's some merit to that. Even better if they're insecure at first so you can bombard them with love.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46521880
Ah yes. The Spoider. Spooder, I might even say. Very metal.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>46521877
No- because you genuinely don't seem to understand what 'mistake' means and insert it in places it doesn't make sense. It's not a 'mistake' for a stone rolling down a slope to hit a furrow, it's just something that happens. This isn't an attempt at politeness- that's just not the right thing to say.
'Mistake' implies deviance from some human platonic ideal, which doesn't exist. It's just not correct. It betrays a fundamental misunderstanding of yourself and the world.
>>46521888
Like this: whatever point this person is trying to make is retarded by 'meant'. There is no human design. There is no ideal image which can be violated, leading to deviance. There is not an image of a perfect human that people can be measured by their distance from. That just isn't how genetics, inheritance, or evolution works.

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>>46521899
Back then i could join in with the other tards and get passionate about stupid crap
now I want to burn it all down, the cancer inside here is same as the cancer out, and I hate both

[Anonymous No.]

>>46521906
You forgot Solidus Stockholm Syndrome. It has mutliple arms.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46521913
You sound like a tranny.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46521915
Oh, right, my bad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46521915
why didnt kojima just use "gas"?

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[Anonymous No.]

>>46521917
Okay. I'm not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46521919
Gassy Snake just doesn't sound right.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46521919
1.kojima breathes rule of cool
2.gas snake sounds... wrong

[Anonymous No.]

>>46521919
Who do you think Metal Gear VI: Here We Go Again will be about?
>Gas Snake vs Plasma Snake

[Anonymous No.]

>>46521931
gas snake sounds like a deiselpunk monster
plasma snake sounds like an anime attack

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>>46521913
>There is not an image of a perfect human that people can be measured by their distance from.
Unless you count the most barebones "can reproduce and survive in their natural habitat" definition, but even this is nebulous.

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[Anonymous No.]

GOD SNAKE

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>>46521948
I'm going to throw a spear through her stomach

[Anonymous No.]

>>46521951
Cant think of a better "fucking worth it" scene

[Anonymous No.]

>>46521944
i want to bite her butt.

[Anonymous No.]

>"Trust me, I'm normal."

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>>46521978
Finally a good post.

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>>46521985
being arrested for assault and public indecency after seeing this elf doing pilates and latching onto her asscheek like a pitbull on a toddler's forearm

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>>46521984
She seems perfectly reliable, she's looking me in the eye without flinching

[Anonymous No.]

You should make happy children

[Anonymous No.]

>>46522019
I hate kids

[Anonymous No.]

>>46522037
What about kittens and puppies?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46521768
>>46521780
>>46521786
>>46521794
>>46521805
>>46521834
>>46521847
>>46521871
>>46521879
>>46521897
>>46521912
>>46521921
>>46521944
>>46521985
>>46522008
Annihilate my pelvis. Pulverize it into a fine mist.

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>>46522041
I only liked one cat and he's been dead for over 15 years and I always feel scared if dogs will bite me...

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>>46522074
For your crime of cynophobia, you are sentenced to the following: being a werewolf's little spoon while she gently nips your ear.

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>>46522125
I need to be punished too because I hate Jinkos.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46522469
You made her cry. Apologize.

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>>46522480
Fuck, I'm sorry! How can I make it up to her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46522480
>Hate women
>Can't stand people crying, feels the need to help them until they stop crying
Well, I'm fucked

[Anonymous No.]

>>46521944
B R E E D

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>>46522792
B R E A D

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>>46522935
Pfff, so vulgar. Kiki are far more subtil in their cooking, bringing joy and warmth everywhere they cook

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>>46523049
I want to ignore my Kiki maid's advances until her desperation for breeding overpowers her prim and proper personality. I want her to be begging for my forgiveness for acting so uncouth to her master as she's riding cowgirl.

[Anonymous No.]

Adventurers need to learn how to handle black harpies trying to extort them.
https://images2.imgbox.com/7b/42/dLXi3t5y_o.png

Bit of a mini comm, but I really liked how it turned out

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>>46523109
>Black harpy just wants shiny
>Gets fucked
>Literally
Many such cases

[Anonymous No.]

Noooooo, I don't want to have intense, sweaty, essence-transferring fox sex!!! Help meeeeeeee!!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>46523109
Good birb.
>>46523140
Quick, grab a squirrel!

[Anonymous No.]

>oh boy this many posts, I wonder what people have been talking about
>it's just literally hundreds of posts of some crossboarder discordfag arguing around in circles about how he's not gay for liking men
Not sure if trolling or just complete insanity

[Anonymous No.]

I may have to stop reading all MGE fanfics especially on ao3. I see comments from people who hate MGE and it just infuriates me. Makes me one to create an account to shit on them but then I realized that that is retarded and a waste of time and won't change anything.

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>>46523174
what the hell you talking about?

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>>46523140
>"... why didnt you just say that from the start?"
>the fox lets go of Anon, looking rather embarrassed
you're such a drama queen Anon.

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>>46523174
I'm not gonna scroll up to figure out what you're talking about, but assuming it's about alps, alps are cute and deserve to be dominated.

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>>46523183
Read the last 600 posts in the thread if you want to know. Or don't because reading those posts has a high risk of causing brain damage.

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>>46523183
>>>/r9k/77024686

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>>46523181
MGE oddly attracts a lot of anti-fan schizos, somehow people who dislike MGQ just don't talk about it.
But MGE? They HAVE to tell everyone how it upsets them, fucking insane.

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>>46523181
I plan on being a writefag but the only way to get into the archive is to upload what I write to ao3 so I'll probably end up uploading there but then totally ignore comments etc

[Anonymous No.]

>>46523235
... huh?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46523109
>https://images2.imgbox.com/7b/42/dLXi3t5y_o.png
All birds deserve to be full nelsson'd

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>>46523214
why you making shit up?

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>>46523109
>It was a joke
>"Extortion prank [Gone sexual] [Impregnated!!]"

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>>46523243
The guy you just replied to was apparently so upset about my post he copied it onto /r9k/. I assume this must be some kind of an inside joke or "epic own" in the place he comes from.

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>>46523290
Yeah, it just seemed very weird.

[Anonymous No.]

I need to be dumped into a dungeon by an echidna and then gangraped by her daughters.
She’s getting grandkids to spoil in bulk.

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>>46523317
>Be alone of the buss
>echidna Shows up with her kids
>More or less fills the buss just with them
>Some of them start to point at you
>"Mooom, is that man single"
>"Yes he is dear"
>"Does that mean I can fuck him"
>"Only if you share with your sisters"
>Wait what, I didn't agree to anythin--
>Anon was then raped by all the echidna daughters for the rest of the buss ride

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>>46523390
>he misses his stop.
>later on he gets hauled away by the daughters on their stop.
fucking mgc man. cant do anything when you're single.

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>>46523390
I’m not even going to point out how little that has to do with my fantasy because I’m just mystified at the idea you think bus is spelled “buss”

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>>46523425
>I’m just mystified at the idea you think bus is spelled “buss”
It's called a typo, anon, it's not that deep.
Also fuck your fantasy, I chose to ignore it and supplant it with my own.

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>>46523432
Three times in a row is not a typo.

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>>46523425
I once looked at Budapest in Google maps streetview and they spelled it "busz", which was cute.

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>>46523447
Okay

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>>46523109
Love seeing black harpies get more art. Best bird

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>>46523481
I will keep commissioning black harpy art until people realize how superior birds are.
Any fun ideas you guys have?

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>>46523185
>Fox getting smugger and smugger internally as she makes anon become more and more desperate to be violated
>”Leaves” just before he admits he wants her to shove him down and rape his brains out
>He has to masturbate that night to ease the tension.
>the second he cums she stops hiding herself from his sight, licks it all off his hand and rapes his overstimulated cock
NEVER RELAX AROUND A FOX

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>>46523499
I don't know about fun ideas, but I like to see "slice of life" kinda stuff.
Playing games together, family pic, going on a walk (or I guess fly) together, hug and kiss on a bench or sofa, watching scary movies, meeting the extended family, parenting the rambunctious kids, and other stuff like that.

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>>46523499
>Any fun ideas you guys have?
You know how IRL crows drop walnuts off heights or onto streets to crack them open? Black Harpy would be happy to get a nutcracker as a birthday present.

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>>46523529
>>46523534
>Black harpy mom complaining that kids these days use nut crackers instead of dropping them off high places like she did when she was a kid

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>>46523240
It's called healthy discussion.
> people who dislike MGQ
Yes, they do. All the time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46523240
I have no idea what you're on about, we se so much anti MGQ posting it's wild.

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>>46523556
Even the people who like mgq will go on rants about delphinus and xelvy.

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>>46523512
how is the fox in the wrong again?

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>>46523242
I don't write anything because I can't be bothered to follow MGE canon completely, and I don't really like "pick and choose" approach.
And I'm not talking about fetishes or adding grimdark stuff, it's just for example I want some species to be featured in a story in background, but all I know of them is their profile picture and memes, if any.

[Anonymous No.]

https://files.catbox.moe/s9p8hy.jpg
Claustro continues to live in my head rent free.

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>>46523567
Massive tease

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>>46523573
The profile descriptions rarely extend beyond sex, especially recently.
So it's really just a picture and a load of rules.

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>>46523567
Foxes LOVE mayo

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>>46523542
You think she’d find the idea of her husband cracking nuts for her romantic? Like eating them out of his hand.

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>>46523609
>Harpy dating tips #84
>Crack nuts and offer them to a harpy, especially black harpies
>For a romantic effect, crack nuts for her and then feed them to her

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>>46523603
but why do they make such a big mess with it all the time?

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>>46523588
plant feet

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>>46523623
Because they refuse to stop until they’ve wrung it all out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46523109
bird

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>>46523109
>Your
Bwah.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46523542
>Back in my day we had to fly whenever we wanted a snack, so we were getting exercise. Now kids are starting to look like black Jubjubs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46523691
wat

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>>46523705
The second panel.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46523719
Oh, didn't even notice that.
... Is it worth bothering the artist about it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46523243
>>>/r9k/77025154

[Anonymous No.]

>>46517387
It ain't looking good, to be honest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46516505

[Anonymous No.]

I want to shove my dick in Kiki's ears. Those big perky and fluffy ears are driving me mad

[Anonymous No.]

>>46523764
Your call. Fixing one word isn't time consuming anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46523726
Your call. Fixing one word isn't time consuming anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46523838
Eh, I'm gonna send it to the artist and post an update when it's fixed. fixing a single word shouldn't be an issue.

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>>46523866
>one thigh twice the size of her waist
That can't be healthy.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to receive a lap pillow from a Demon who will scratch my neck.
I want her to stipulate in the contract that I signed in blood that tender intimacy is legally mandated, and that if I refuse gentle affection then she'll take me to court about it.

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>>46523874
It's wonderful.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46523874
You would not understand what it's like to squat 2pl8. This is because you are weak.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46523874
the golden ratio

[Anonymous No.]

>>46516505

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>>46523573
If people only followed the rules we wouldn’t have stuff like Magus. They’re fine if you know how to bend them.

[Anonymous No.]

H'orcs are cruel and savage creatures, if they capture you they will force you to drink nothing but their sweat.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>46523915
I love sweaty and smelly monsters.
I want to bury my face into her ripe armpit.

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>>46523912
Pretty much this. As long as you work with the hard rules of the setting you can interpret and get away with a lot.

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>>46523925
We'll never know how much of that is due to ao3 being untouchable though.

[Anonymous No.]

Join the nyankuza, they need bodyguards to protect their hackers during raids

[Anonymous No.]

>>46523938
i wouldn't browse it but i tend to like what linked here

[Anonymous No.]

What do you think would happen if you breach a demon's contract? Do they just cry?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46523968
You become a junior demon and now you both have to go find a new husband. You should have read the fine print.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46523938
It doesn’t matter. If you go looking for shit to make yourself angry then you have nobody else to blame.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46523623
>>46523567
ive been banned before for posting that one edit that made it look like minori was eating a bucket of cum, so just a heads up

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>>46523968
You get afflicted with a bunch of negative debuffs including
>Milk resist down
>Ass resist down
>Pheromone resist down
>Lovestruck
>Aching balls
>Boob resist down
>Kiss resist down
>Dazed
>Mindbroke
>Crit resist down
>Leg resist down
>Tail resist down
>Purple resist down

[Anonymous No.]

>>46523552
Bullshit. It's all just headcanon you fucktards make up and treat as canon. Specifically talking about the healthy discussion shit here.

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>>46523968
https://monstergirlencyclopedia.miraheze.org/wiki/Demon%27s_Feather_Pen
apparently it varies depending on how you signed it/what you signed with

[Anonymous No.]

>>46523977
I would rather kill myself than be an Alp in any way shape or form.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46523994
You are in a 4chan thread so the very first thing is people are gonna interpret stuff however they want with minor interest in canon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46523968
>>46524003
I recall mentions of demon firms that keep track of contracts written and signed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46523994
You mean you're surprised when the thread likes the stuff the thread likes?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46524009
>>46524018
I'm talking about the healthy discussion mention which is in context of anti-MGE schizos.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46523991
aw frig dude my purple resist

[Anonymous No.]

>>46523887
>2pl8
What the fuck does that even mean?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46523968
You get a stern talking to from your demon wife, and you're only allowed to pinch her butt twice the whole time!
Groping is OK, and you can kiss her whenever you're ready to finish up.
>>46524027
If I see an aubergine, I'm gonna fuck it

[Anonymous No.]

>>46524029
Just autistic /fit/ lingo.

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>>46524026
My gut feeling is your definition of anti mge schizo is incredibly broad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46524040
those same instincts should be warning you to avoid communicating with the crazy guy

[Anonymous No.]

Cooking with dragons.

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>>46523181
I may be lucky but I've never had anyone comment on my stuff either trashing MGE or trashing me for writing in the MGE setting. Is this a common thing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46524040
Healthy discussion generally doesn't involve constant violent murder fantasies and intentionally misinterpreting the source material for reasons to get angry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46523991
Being debuffed into the negatives and then played with by a mg for days until i beg her for forgiveness is one of my dreams.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46524068
To me it sounds like an anon issue. All the comments i ever read are nice.

[Anonymous No.]

Remember, don't feed the trolls.
Unless you're feeding your Troll wife a hearty stew- she needs plenty of nutrition to feed your eight daughters!
Fortunately for you, Troll daughters instinctually begin tending gardens as soon as they can walk, and their big ass feet make walking easy for them.
I know a guy who's daughter's first words were: >"Oop, I think your soil's a bit low in calcium- have you been rotating your crops properly? I'd recommend a bonemeal treatment."

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[Anonymous No.]

>>46524094
Fed her too much hearty stew

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>>46524068
No. It isn’t. It’s just dust being kicked up about a non-issue to stir the pot as per usual and cause drama by the usual pests.

>>46524094
Troll wife presents you with a Dublin Coddle and tells you to eat up because she’s going to ride you all night long.

[Anonymous No.]

Consider that monsters who aren't combat types by default can become warriors or adventurers too.

Imagine fledgling warrior queen Pharaoh and noble knight Wight lolis with bikini armor, thick thighs and faintly visible abs.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>46524068
I have only had anons complain my stuff isn't mge compliant.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46524161
There is nothing noble about bikini armor. Rather, they would dawn a full plate armor with the insingia if their families engraved on their chest, swinging the sword of conquest and striking the hearts non believers (in love).

[Anonymous No.]

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[Anonymous No.]

If your Cheshire daughter is rude and misbehaving, the foolproof way of disciplining her is to say "I fucked your mom lol" or some variation. They have no way to respond to this.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm surprised there isn't a story about a Bogie circus that slowly gets more and more lewd and all the single boys are brought on stage as "audience participation".

[Anonymous No.]

>>46524216
>they would dawn a full plate armor
But that wouldn't leave her belly and thighs visible, showing off one's charm points is very virtuous among monsters. Besides, seeing cute girls being all serious in sexy fantasy armor is fun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46524287
>"Good job, idiot!"
>Her mom high fives her

[Anonymous No.]

>>46524294
- It requires effort
- I like my bogies 1 on 1
I do have a half-finished bogie story, but real-life stuff is absoluytely suffocating me of as late

[Anonymous No.]

>>46524326
Doesn't matter what monster sluts think the fact is if you want protection you wear full plate armor.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46524336
Don't need cumbersome plate if you don't get hit in the first place.
This post was made by the glass cannon gang.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46524326
For me the contrast between the serious appearance of the full armor and her naked pristine body is better than simple exhibitionism. Cute girls are even cuter when they are dressed sharply.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46524360
When you put it like that, the third female armor option of "beautiful armored dress" is pretty good too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46523938
>Because AO3 is untouchable
It wouldn’t change anything of value if it wasn’t because people would find reasons to bitch about stuff while contributing nothing. You can either read the stories or don’t. If they are improperly tagged it’s on the author, if you go in expecting murder hobo cringe bullshit and read it to finish to get mad, it’s on you. Besides, it’s better than Literotica and various other websites.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

How ok are you guys with people using weebanese in their stories. I'm writing something that's heavily influenced by Shinto, and some of the concepts unique to it don't quite have a translation in english, or the translation is broad/vague, and doesn't quite transmit the meaning. Should i
>Keep the words in their original form
>use the next best english translation
>give a short explanation in an organic way(like: anon finalized performing the bunrei ritual, which allowed him to divide her sprirt and enshrine it in a different place.)

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>>46524411
I've yet to watch this elf.
I'm very slow.

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>>46524332
>Hear that
>Get extremely angry
>Slapped the misbehaving chesh
>Explain that disrespecting me or her mother is forbidden
>Send her in her bedroom for the night
I shouldn't be a father, I will repeat the cycle

[Anonymous No.]

>>46524413
Short organic explanation while also using the original word.
There's nothing wrong with a reader having to ocassionally google a word or concept they've not met before, as long as you aren't doing it all the time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46524413
This hag looks very trustworthy

[Anonymous No.]

>>46524413
>Short organic explanation while also using the original word.
This is a good solution

[Anonymous No.]

>>46524357
>glass cannon
Everyone knows revealing female armor has stronger enchantment bonuses, the defenses aren't that far off from normal armor styles.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46524438
>>46524477
>>46524487
Thank you for the feedback.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46524577
Happy writing foxbro

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>46524641
Elves are too lewd, they need to be stopped!

[Anonymous No.]

I will NOT contribute to the fox overpopulation problem! It's a huge problem and it's only getting worse, so I'm gonna do my part and NOT mate with foxes!

[Anonymous No.]

>>46524674
so you're finally quitting fluff huffing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46524674
Don't worry anon, I've registered you anyway!
Your fox hag will arrive in 2 days

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>46524726
sauce?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46524731
Literally a Daemonette of Slaanesh

[Anonymous No.]

>>46524744
I meant the artist.
But I can fix her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46524752
It’s on her left leg, fuck off and go back to >>/tg/

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>46524759
>two initials
Yeah, that's very helpful for finding the artist.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46524804
>>46524752
You did this same song and dance 12 hours ago. Sut up, no one gives a shit about this artificial drama.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46524804
It took me literally 3 seconds on Google to find it. Fuck off with your bullshit drama.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46524641
>this artist drawing Slaanesh shitposts so hard he ended up waifuing the rape goddess
Hilarious mindbreak arc

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Can an elf and a dark elf put aside their differences to combat anti elf slander?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46525035
Yes, but they need a target to sandwich between their bodies.

[Anonymous No.]

>telling the fox who broke into my house that she has to leave or else I will be calling the authorities
I will not stand fot this, in my own home no less. She ate the leftovers I was looking forward to all week!

[Anonymous No.]

I don't know why, but I feel a sudden urge to see a muscular genie with nipple pasties. Maybe she's inhabiting a lamp that's more suspiciously shaped like a dumbell with the weight to match?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46525045
How will sandwiching someone between their stupidly large, voloptuous, huge, hulking, great big titties make them like elves?
Could you imagine someone wanting that - to be stuck between a pair of pale boobs and an equally large pair of mocha boobs?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46525065

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>>46525066
aw yes, the neapolitan

[Anonymous No.]

>>46525066
I prefer to get sandwiched between the enemy of the elves
Also holy shit I just woke up and the thread was atrocious last night, that is why gatekeeping is mandatory

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>46525094
Sandwiched (ass) or sandwiched (boob)

[Anonymous No.]

I love this boat

[Anonymous No.]

>>46525133
Sandwiched(full body embrace)

[Anonymous No.]

>>46525066
I want to be the middle spoon while two elves snuggle me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46525139
I reserve that for the fantasy of oni sisters getting me more drunk than them, and crushing their hapless companion between them while in idle conversation. Bonus points if they're slightly chubby/strongfat

[Anonymous No.]

I want to be sandwiched between little brown monster girls.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>46525133
Both are good

[Anonymous No.]

Do I draw some kind of Atlach Nacho or Kimono Troll?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46525195
Kimono Troll would be a dream.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46525195
Atlach! She can always use some love.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46525195
Kimono Atlach Nacha

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>46525195
Care free Troll riding an annoyed atlach

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Remember that Inventor is the best class to take as you get a free automaton companion to customize.
Tank build, DPS build, a 'mage' build, you can convert her to fill the needs of whatever party you're a part of!
You can even get her into rare support classes like maid or Air Ace.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46525221
I believe her

[Anonymous No.]

>>46525221
>two tails
nice

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>46525195
Kimono Troll sounds nice

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>>46525266
Lady that snek about to tie itself into a knot

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>>46525279
Everybody knows monsters are weak to looney toons shenanigans

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>>46524040
The Noir Magus story has comment about it being a horror story.

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>>46525266
Bet she'd get excited seeing the heat flow into your dick.

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>>46525266
Why are snakes so cute? If not friend why friend shaped?

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>>46525257
shes just going to get an oven to bake cookies and bread

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>>46524294
>boys
No love for old men. Sad times.

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>>46525354
Does this look like the face of a friend to you?

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>>46525438
Ye.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46525422
Hag rules dictate all men are boys

[Anonymous No.]

Compliment a hag's cooking, what could go wrong

[Anonymous No.]

>>46525438
Yeah. She just needs to clean up her damn room.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46525491
Cooking with hags! Impressing hags with your ability to make sweets that will go straight to their hips!

[Anonymous No.]

>>46525422
All men are boys to Bogies.
The only question is if they are good boys or naughty boys

[Anonymous No.]

>>46524294
Who do I have to pay to get this made?

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[Anonymous No.]

>>46525513
I'd imagine Bogie Babysitters are responsible for a lot of boys becoming men early.

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[Anonymous No.]

I will never commit snugglehag!

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[Anonymous No.]

Fellas I'm beggining to think foxes can't be trusted

[Anonymous No.]

>>46525582
I'll take the three with horns

[Anonymous No.]

>>46525580
>Bogie Babysitters
There's species you're never supposed to hire to babysit a boy, and species you're never supposed to agree to babysit as a man. Most of those two groups overlap.

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>>46525627
Love draph.

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>>46525321
How is that at all anti-MGE?

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>>46525655
>No big tiddy clown onee-san to take your first time
It hurts so bad.

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>>46525379
Ah, the baker class.
Exceptionally skilled at making stat boosting foods.
Very dangerous to female partymembers though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46525700
>Very dangerous to female partymembers though.
It's not that big of a deal as long as you've got the gold for bigger armor.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46525672
Think its less the hypnotic eyes that get me and more the perfect heft of the lamia tits here

[Anonymous No.]

>>46525705
The problem isn't upgrading the armor, the issue is they have to start making will saves to eat the bread at a certain point.
Barring certain types of girls of course.

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>>46525732
It should be that eye on her hips doing the spiral thing if you ask me.

[Anonymous No.]

With the right magical items on hand, can a levelless commoner stand up to a lilim?

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[Anonymous No.]

>>46525655
Bogies are the type of babysitter that just informs you that they will be babysitting your boy, with boy nodding and blushing.

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>>46525743
I missed the eye thing on the first read and now I can't shake the mental image of an Apophis using a bellydance/lapdance combo for hypnosis, thanks a ton anon.

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>>46525780
Leave your son with the Bogie hag anon, what could possibly go wrong? It's not like he could get addicted to hag blowjobs, pussy and paizuri could he?

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>>46525681
Cause it was saying that MGE stories are horror stories. That's why they love MGE stories cause they are like Noir. Horror stories.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>46525836
Oh, that's really nice. Lamia are well suited to it and I already gave the hypnotic eye thing to succs in my headcanon anyway. I should write that down.

[Anonymous No.]

>buy blank dark knight's amulet
>go home and carve random female name into it
>get harassed less by random mamono
Is it really this easy?

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[Anonymous No.]

>>46525932
Anon, Mamono can smell if you are single from a mile away. They just think you have a crush on someone with that name.

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[Anonymous No.]

Alps with cute small feminine dicks

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>>46525932
Then you meet a monster with that exact name and she wants to marry you on the spot.

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>>46525875
That’s a gold winning stretch if I ever saw one.

[Anonymous No.]

Black harpy wing hugs

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>>46526043
Suit yourself. you can check comments I mention yourself. To my eyes, they are anti-MGE comments.

[Anonymous No.]

Is kissing hag foxes morally wrong?

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>>46526141
It's morally necessary

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>>46526141
No, but kissing hag dragons is morally permissible.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46526120
Haven

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>>46526141
Nope. It's as morally required as fucking hag foxes.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>46526261
More like cow cow

>>46526264
oof, that eye.
Not great.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46526043
>a gold winning stretch
A bigger stretch than Ass-gape-contest Anon

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>>46526125
not my people, not my problem

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>>46526267
Do you know how long a fox has to live to get tits like that? You'd better appreciate that ancient evil dressing up to seduce you like that and fuck the fox hag.

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>>46526283
Anon, you underestimate how many kits she'll be pumping out before long.
Non-stop breeding is what that fox is in for.

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>>46526297
Hope your hips are ready for maximum strength ara ara thrusting.
She's waited a thousand years to lose that v-card, she's not gonna be gentle.

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[Anonymous No.]

I won't lie. I'd be friends with a cu sith.

But intimacy and marriage? Well, I'd have no have absolutely no other options left.

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>>46526337
have to have*

Engrish is hard

[Anonymous No.]

>>46523109
https://images2.imgbox.com/4d/10/WaZ6IKr4_o.png
Updated version

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>>46526358
certified bird

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>>46526374
>Be bird watcher
>See black harpy
>Not down "bird" in your note book
>God, you're good at this

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>>46526383
it's a living

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>>46526325
Doesn't matter if they are or not, I'm going into that mofu hell.

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>>46526383
>Not down
Note* down
I am, apparently, not good as good as I thought

[Anonymous No.]

>>46526390
>it's a livin
thing!
It's a terrible thing to lose!
It's a given thing!
What a terrible thing to lose!

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>>46526383
>>46526395
Don't worry. Black harpies are the smartest of all harpies. She'll be the brains of the relationship.

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>>46526393
What are you gonna do when you go to hug her giant fluffy tail and realize that it's nine tails she keeps coiled together, trapping you in a resistance melting cozy chamber so she can fuck you without resistance?

[Anonymous No.]

What kind of cosplay best fits your waifu?

[Anonymous No.]

Downside to canine wives is that they wake you up by licking your face. No one wants to smell morning breath and have a cold, wet face first thing in the morning when waking up.

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>>46518911
even $1 rent is infinitely many times more than free, i cant be a neet if i have to pay money

[Anonymous No.]

>>46526458
Any Yorha unit

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>>46526147
>>46526261
Wrong. Kissing hag foxes is morally evil. Not only does it lead to hag addiction, which is a well known problem for the healthcare system as more and more men suffer from the consecuences of hag overdose, such as broken pelvis, lactose tolerance and breast suffocation; it also an unnatural act that goes against the rules of nature. Man wasn't made to breed women who are decades, or sometimes even centuries older than him. It's all a ploy to make you subservient to your future fluffy plump overlords. The draw you in with promises of pampering and cuddles, and when you least expect it, BAM, now you have 10 kids and are a contributing member of society just because you wanted to make your hag wife proud. I have seen it happen so many times. But they won't take me. The shadowy hag organization will not stop me from

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>>46526488
you know they'll come for you now, right?

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>>46526470
Get a hellhound, ain't nothing about them cold, don't need no heat nor blankets since the ambient temperature of her just being in the same room with you will be a comfy 80 degrees no matter what the weather is. Though it might get to 98 when she is having her way with you.

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You should only kiss kikis. Specifically your one and only kiki that's devoted to you. And she should be the only one you kiss, the only one you hug. And the only one you love.

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Watch out, everyone. All mamono get a buff for the entirety of their region's Mother's Day, so you should start preparing as soon as possible! And if you don't... well, don't say I didn't warn you.

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>>46526502
Okay, you gain some warmth, but you trade it for shit stink mixed with rotten egg stink, sulfur and dog. Gross. Also, now you're damned to Hell.

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>>46526521
>a buf
A buff to fertility that is.

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>>46526501
Given how it cut off, I think they already did. Now he's coming for them.

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>>46526527
I live in the midwest, no worse than the rivers and creeks here because of all the chemicals.
>Damned to Hell
I already live in Ohio.

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Foxes cant get me if I just dont leave my house!

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>>46526337
Then you share a sleeping bag for warmth and lassie come home.

[Anonymous No.]

Don't trust the fire dogs

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>>46526125
Not my problem you’re autistic that’s fallen into some stupid JJK tier glazing shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46526585
What is JJK?

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>>46526579
What if I do?

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>>46526458
Bottom heavy lolis/JCs or noble blonde girls (as a loli version)

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>>46526607
You'll get stuck in situations like this. Can you honestly say you want some smelly dog doing that?

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[Anonymous No.]

>>46526613
>Can you honestly say you want some smelly dog doing that?
If its a good smell then yeah.

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>>46526613
I now want to be tongue bathed by a hound of exceptional size as well as taking a regular bath with her.

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>>46526548
>I already live in Ohio.
Same, but I still don't want a smelly fire dog.

[Anonymous No.]

I don't think I could handle a heckwan wife. I'm way too tired at the end of a long workday for anything more than cat antics, to be frank with you.

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>>46526624
We need more wholesome childhood friend art like that

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>>46526642
Go for kiki. Much better dog all around.

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>>46526643
How is this?

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>>46526648
You shouldn't spray a your friend unless you're prepared for her inevitable revenge for all the times you got her wet

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>>46526642
She would be the one doing the handling.

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>>46526648
>>46526659

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>>46526659
>You shouldn't spray a your friend unless you're prepared for her inevitable revenge for all the times you got her wet
She won't do shit. She knows i'm just messing around. >>46526695

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>>46526695
Keep a good supply of Holy Water.

While it doesn't harm or kill hellhounds, it does disable all their abilities and neutralizes any initiative they have to rape, leaving them just standing there, angry, for a few hours. Use it when one tries to pounce on you, She'll give up and become somewhat docile long enough for you to kick her out and go back to sleep or do whatever else you're doing. Repeated use in which they're unable to claim or actually rape you will cause one to give up on you and move to another target.

This works for almost all demonic and hellish monsters.
Do not use on angels or heavenly creatures, it only strengthens them.

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>>46526613
Might be fun so long as it's convenient to take a shower afterwards.

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>>46526488
>hag foxes
so... haxes?

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>>46526770
I DON'T PAY HAXES!

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>>46526585
I would think being autistic would be to start fighting them which I didn't. However, I pretty much will not be reading any MGE fanfics from this point onwards.

[Anonymous No.]

What's the hagville's tax policy?

[Anonymous No.]

Fiery reptiles > Fiery dogs

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>>46526781
Not your blog faggot.

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>>46526788
I do think I'd enjoy the company of a sally over a heckwan, but I wouldn't complain about either.

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>>46526783
Hagville is actually an ancap commune. taxes and government dosent exist there. all the public services are provided by altruistic hags with centuries worth of wealth pilled up.

[Anonymous No.]

Wurmy found a bulk detonator and she wants to keep it as a pet.

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>>46526819
wurmy gonna get rock pox again :c

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>>46526788
Fire lizards suck at games though

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>>46526770

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>>46526788
Salamander is one of my top favorites, so cute, fiery and motivated.

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[Anonymous No.]

Zzzt.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm not addicted to hags, I can quit whenever I want

[Anonymous No.]

>What do you mean eating spaghetti bolognese with my fat ass paws is a bad idea?

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[Anonymous No.]

You will father a litter of kits and you WILL like it.

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>>46527096
I'm sure they make utensils for beast race ergonomics. Or maybe just stick to finger food if you can find healthy options.

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>>46527137
The only litter I want to father is of Jinkos.

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>>46527137
This is the face of a fox gangrape.

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>>46527149
Just made me imagine beast girl daugtherus and the nightmare of a mess they would make.

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>>46527137
Kits? No. Cubs? Maybe.

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>>46527165
Just nake them stuff they can use their stuff to eat, like fis fingers. They can stab them and use their paws as fork.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46527165
I want kittens personally

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>>46527152
I made this post.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46527175
>Hey, HEY, no claws at the table, you will ruin the tablecloth
>But mom does it all the time
>And I get on her case about it too, young lady.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46527183
Look at this absolute legend helping to bring back an endangered species!

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>>46527181
Superior choice!

[Anonymous No.]

Pyrow won't have power over me because even just friendship with her sounds too good to be true.

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>>46527175
>>46527181
Some species it might make a difference, but others are gonna make a huge mess and destroy the kitchen regardless even if it's just chicken nuggers. I see two hound daugthers fighting over the last nugger in whirlwind of fur and barbeque honey mustard.

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>>46527205
She won't have power over you anyway. That's what the pump and dump girl is all about.

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>>46527208
>I see two hound daugthers fighting over the last nugger in whirlwind of fur and barbeque honey mustard.
And you probably wouldn't have it any onther way.

[Anonymous No.]

To any drawfag reading this: make a teen pregnancy infographic featuring a pregnant JK Pyrow. Do it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46527208
When they start doing that either you or their mother should claim the last nugger to teach them to share.

[Anonymous No.]

Consider the following
Litter with Jinko, but then another one
And another, and another...

[Anonymous No.]

>>46527259
Dope, I'm opening a dojo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46527259
Yes, I definitely need to find a Jinko now.

[Anonymous No.]

Monster girls when they're actually dangerous and not discount succubi though...

[Anonymous No.]

Jinko? happy
Jinko's abs? ruined
Mini Jinko count? 17
Next step is getting her addicted to burgers

[Anonymous No.]

>>46527295
>Next step is getting her addicted to burgers
The time to do it is during the first pregnancy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46527310
A once proud Jinko, now fat and lazy.

[Anonymous No.]

Local comedian known for self-deprecating humor tackled by audience members in the middle of routine on stage in MGC. Now being transported to the Bogey Asylum for 'help' against his own wishes.

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[Anonymous No.]

Chesh sees pictures of once proud warrior jinkos, horcs, hellhounds etc. now flabby, plump, jolly and with kids.
She cannot resist commenting DOMESTICATED on each and every one.
She is secretly jealous, and wishes someone would domesticate her.

[Anonymous No.]

An oldie but a goodie.

[Anonymous No.]

God, this is a boring conversation. You'd think anons would mix it up one in a while but nope.

[Anonymous No.]

>anon takes nap
>wakes up covered in daughters
Remember, they are cats, they seek out heat sources

[Anonymous No.]

>>46527330
Lets say that this thread has been soiled so bad by tourists that some are just waiting for it to die

[Anonymous No.]

>>46527336
>... Wait a second, I don't have any daughters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46527330
>Anons are having fun
>Rather than adding to the conversation, Anon the fag bitches that others are having fun

[Anonymous No.]

>>46527347
Yet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46527350
The world would be a better place without Anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46527350
This ain't fun. It's just sex talk dressed up with mge crap.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46527344
I'll just ask then because I'm sick of waiting. Can someone translate this incoherent KC speak into plain english for me?
https://litter.catbox.moe/zcam2u.png

[Anonymous No.]

How can one japanese man be so powerful?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46527365
Then why are you here, go where you can have your brand of "fun". You cry about MGE yet come to a place where it's a very large part of discussion.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46527365
>seething about MGE
there's the real reason

>>46527371
It says you're a faggot and should kill yourself.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>46527386
You're boring and your erp greentext is boring too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46527380
There is NOWHERE that talks about monster girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46527350
>>46527380
Here's a hint: usually that kind of complaint is an extension of "Anons only post a small handful of images over and over again", which supplements "Anons are hostile to any content creators outside of a select established few", which is supposed to explain why shitty scribbles depicting bug-eyed furries with FAS weren't showered with praise.

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>>46527397
Fuck off. I normally wouldn't even care and leave you to your autism but this shit has been puzzling me for like three days and I don't even know what it means.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46527407
>I normally wouldn't even care
Do you really believe that?

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>>46527396
>>46527390
Go back to /vg/.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46527371
>And of course we’re not friends
>I don’t know why you thought I would give you advice
Fucking destroyed

[Anonymous No.]

Guess I'll call it a night. You fags are gonna chomp on every bait again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46527411
Let's see
>thread is 24/7 the same thing
>normally I don't talk about it
Yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46527416
That's part of like a 15 email long chain.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46527421
If you don’t want to talk about MGE then why the fuck are you here outside of using this as a dumping ground to image spam like an ass mad clown?

[Anonymous No.]

Sure, fox kits are cute, but once they start practicing illusion magic everything gets a whole lot more chaotic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46527439
I try to start interesting monster girl discussion and it never fucking works.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46527447
Sounds like it's not interesting then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46527447
>interesting
lol
lmao

[Anonymous No.]

Maybe its not as interesting as you think it is potatoman, but surely you are not the problem, everyone else is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46527461
Yes. MGE isn't even the most boring setting but talking about the same things over and over is on you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46527473
>You have to accommodate me!
>>>/lgbt/

[Anonymous No.]

>>46527488
My discussions with KC have broken down to the point I will probably go back to making models and that is a shame, I think.

[Anonymous No.]

Is it weird if I purchase one of those Gargoyle statues and instead of displaying it somewhere, I put it in my bed?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46527538
I think it'd be weird if it didn't break your bed. You're not buying foam-filled resin crap, are you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46527492
You remind me of Chris Chan, if you don't get a grip that's what you will end up becoming.

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>>46527447
My guy you spend most days just mindlessly image spamming or trying to engagement farm with shitty unity assets or starting fights with people like Wikifag and others and cry foul when they turn you into a lolcow. KC doesn’t like you, good amount of people here likely don’t care for you, Lord only knows /vg/ ignores you so I guess your only option is to fuck off to Capybara and stop using this thread as your blog for stupid internet drama. Or take the concrete pill and harden the fuck up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46527548
Maybe a futon is a better fit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46527554
I can barely tolerate that altchan because it has so much mge stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46527574
>>>/vg/
Not Japanese.

[Anonymous No.]

It's Friday night, what are you fine Anons up to tonight?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46527574
So you stay here where it's discussed more? Are you ready to admit you don't actually care about that and just stay where you can be the biggest nuisance?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46527677
I was waiting here without posting much to see if anon actually drew a cait and saw you call every out every single thing you don't like anyway. It wears on the mind.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46527707
>I was posting my usual furry and gacha trash and then threw a spastic fit when it wasn't drumming up enough attention
ftfy

[Anonymous No.]

>>46527632
About to start playing kenshi in a little bit

[Anonymous No.]

>>46527632
ToT-ing

[Anonymous No.]

>>46527632
I'm playing Total War Rome 2 with the DeI mod and I think will do that until I get dead tired, I wish I had an auntster by my side to drain my stress and keep me company though

[Anonymous No.]

>>46527780
Imagine playing vidya while your auntster lazes on you

[Anonymous No.]

>>46527780
I wish I could put monsters in CK3, but given the nature of the game being 3d models and complex dna models, I can't simply insert still images for a mod.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Pretending to be an npc won't save you from a monster

[Anonymous No.]

>>46527832
Npcs are worth experience. His life was short but filled with purpose.

[Anonymous No.]

rehabilitating mamano through the bandits into brides program

[Anonymous No.]

>>46527832
npc-anon as he is being carried away:
"I thought I heard something, must have been my imagination "

[Anonymous No.]

>>46527832
Pretend?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46527850
we need to do a full deep dive today

[Anonymous No.]

>>46527850
how many crimes does a monster have to do before it's considered unforgivable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46527850
What's the success rate of the bandits into brides program, how many monster bandits just take the human husband into their wilderness bandit camps rather than complete the program.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46527902
it's directly correlated with how pretty or cute they are

[Anonymous No.]

>>46527850
>bandits into brides program
That will just make more bandits you dummy. Except now they're an entire clans worth of them running around.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46527909
>papa anon tells daughters banditry is bad and he is really disappointed in them
>banditry drops to 0

[Anonymous No.]

>>46527918
>Now girls, banditry is wrong
>But we got the model kit you always wanted and could never find
>Now girls, banditry is to be used sparingly

[Anonymous No.]

>>46527780
Why is the Danuki so lewd? at least the other two try to cover with a little decency

[Anonymous No.]

>>46528041
She actually hired them to use their boobs to cover up hers. Don't ask me why, sometimes women are just inscrutable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46527632
Video games, I'm not the going out type and I have spent enough time outside today.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46528093
I miss Tera, it had the most fun combat in an MMO I've ever played and the sexiest race

[Anonymous No.]

>>46528102
elin paved the way for many a great thing

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw the silver bullet didn't even scratch her and she's interpreted it as a marriage proposal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46528102

[Anonymous No.]

>>46528137
Ms. Wine Gote enjoys American Piss Beer? Well, now I've seen everything!

[Anonymous No.]

>>46528154
what?

[Anonymous No.]

I want to be dominated by chocolate monarchs.

[Anonymous No.]

Another day, another salamander

[Anonymous No.]

>>46528268
i want to meet ms sally mander in the sauna

[Anonymous No.]

>>46528268
I need a mander rival to trade insults with. The exact kind of relationship that drives cupids to drink

[Anonymous No.]

>>46528318
>Ma'am, I have a status report on Anon And Sall E. Mander
>By Eros' tits please tell me they are fucking
>No Ma'am, in fact they both have recently purchased high powered rifles and enough realmsilver shot to sink a battleship

[Anonymous No.]

>someone brings up salamanders
>my mind is suddenly consumed by thoughts of sniffing and licking salamander pits
I've been mindbroken by the mere thought of sally sweat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46528349
>Those two are getting married if it's the last thing I do

[Anonymous No.]

>>46528169
Coors Light is known as the Silver Bullet.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>46528519
>Opening up yourself to the ol' "As least your dick is honest" ploy
Literally the most basic of monster plans. Poor fool is doomed.

[Anonymous No.]

Imagine if I put my face next to a hellhounds butt and ordered her ‘sit’ like you would a dog hahaha that would be funny

[Anonymous No.]

Whatever you do, do not go into the wan zone in hagville.
They are absolutely shameless, even moreso than regular hags.
They will just shove their face into your crotch and sniff loudly.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>46528579
yeah, haha, who would want to be swarmed by haghounds and relentlessly used as their boytoy/bodypillow as they release all of their pent up tension in a wild, monthlong rut where your only sustenance is their signature slow-cooked bbq and various performance enhancing magical substances? Now don't mind me I'm headed there now to show you an example of what not to do.

[Anonymous No.]

What monster species is best to use as a test subject for science experiments?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46528516
ell how was i suppose to know that?

[Anonymous No.]

>The 10th
So close

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>>46528268
How can I not be into anal with asses like that tempting me every single day?

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>>46528636
US beer-drinking culture usually teaches you a lot of this stuff. Although given my age, I suspect they use a different tagline for Coors Light these days.

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>>46528629
Miss Ushi. You need to experiment on her dual spider / cow nature. Also, test makeup products on her. Also bring her by my place around 9 pm tomorrow.

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>>46528679
Cute infrastructure.

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>>46527780
Impregnating your family members isn't cool, anon

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>>46518049
does she ever speak, does she know how to cook?

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>>46528268
Toes curling already, huh?

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>>46528854
she doesn't speak but she does cook

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>>46528539
But what, other than agreeing to sex, could he say that wouldn't get the same reaction? It's difficult for a man to argue when he's been betrayed by his own dick.

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>>46528851
Shave fluffy tail
Shave fluffy tail
Shave fluffy tail

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>>46523623
source

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>>46528934
There a reason why you're posting Hina here and not /bag/?

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Oni (cursed)

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>Go up to a lilim and insult her
>Do a 360
>Say "I HATE THE DEMON LORD!"
>Walk away

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its so bute ee file, im in love

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lets end this together

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>>46529030
>Said the Wisp to the suicidal Anon

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>The Hellhound JK Delinquent is blackmailing into buying her some MD20/20

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ded hours

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In goats, the length of the estrous cycle is an average of 21 days but can vary between 18 and 24 days. Average duration of estrus is 36 hours.

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Goodnight Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, soft and fluffy baphos make great body pillows to rest with.
This is not propaganda, I am not being held hostage, please do not send help to 123 Fake St. Gra

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I love dogs like you wouldn't believe

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>>46529192
I blessed the thread with holy water. No undead allowed

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>>46529290
I seen one like this and the domestic dog was wanting mayonaise.

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>>46529293
I'm going to bless a Zombie's insides with my seed

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>>46529290
This is the best possible outcome. Just look at how happy that big dumb idiot is. Never cold or hungry again, and pets on tap.

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cow inspector

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Can monsters get autism?

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Scheming, plotting even.

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>>46529427
Dogs became one of the most succesfull animals on earth thanks to domestication

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>>46529506
You just know

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>>46528463
o7 god speed and god bless

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Slumber mice are irresistible

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>>46529566
Yes.

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>>46529506
>dogs are such sluts for humans they can feel our emotions through our smell
>they can also tell our emotions by being autistically attentive of our body language
>both of our species literally decrease cortisol (stress hormone) and increase oxytocin (love hormone) when we interact with one another
It's impressive when you think about it

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>>46529633
the power of dog

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One of you cunts stop being a lazy arse and make a new thread already. Shit's fucken autosaging.

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>>46529790
welcome to /jp/ have a pleasant stay

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It snowed again

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>>46529633
>>46529639
Dogs... When will man's best friend become man's best wife?

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>>46529566
Good taste!

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>>46529823
Best Korea has failed us. Probably never if we don't get portals.

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Yes, I am a white man! No, I will not fuck my dog! How could you even ask that? She's far too precious to do something so lecherous!

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>>46529823
Two More Weeks

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>>46529990
>3 hours later anon grabs the peanut butter jar and calls his kobold homestay to his room

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>>46529566
>Keeps your bed warm
>Doubles as an air freshener
>Doesn't interrupt your gaming sessions (she's sleeping)
>Gives you an abundant number of daughters
>All the daughters, even as children, are extremely low maintenance

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Cat tats

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>>46527554
>I guess your only option is to fuck off to Capybara
Can you fucking stop trying to get him to move there? I like that place with him being barely visible.
He crawled here from /vg/ and that's where he belongs with the other idiots.

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>>46529566
Love this pic. The affection.

Wish we had more of these types of pics, not just for dormouse, but other monster girls as well.

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>>46530068
Plap the cat

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>>46530203
Blow into the cat's ears.

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>bullying cheshire cats into becoming zombie cheshire cats

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>>46530290
What happens if a Chesh billy me too hard and I kill myself?

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>>46530312
You were destined to become a zombie.

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>>46530315
Men can't be turned into zombies.

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Giant tits and huge asses and wide thighs and hips are all just so unrealistic. This is why a "hag" will never seduce someone like me. I prefer modest bodies. I would never fall for their ugly shapes. They all look fat and unhealthy.

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>>46530332
They can.

Its said that many of the undead were men in their previous life.
Also, it's a joke about you alping.