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Hathor bless you.

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>> No.46411657

All I did was sneeze, why am I surrounded by cow priests? Just some dust, not a world ending cold.

>> No.46411660
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Vote blue.

>> No.46411661
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>>46411653
She's all ears.

>> No.46411667

Drunk auntsters (very old)

>> No.46411670

>>46411661
haha, four-ears!

>> No.46411678

This year's Easter Monday and April Fools are on the same day, so beware of the elusive Cheshire Bunny.

>> No.46411685

>>46411678
I might have an idea where she hid the eggs...

>> No.46411690
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How do I resist getting seduced by a damn cat?

>> No.46411696
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>>46411667
And very fertile

>> No.46411713

>>46411690
>cat
That's a snake-monkey-tiger

>> No.46411719

>>46411696
How fertile?

>> No.46411732

who would win in a friendly game of Monopoly (or any other board game about economics)?
>straight-A's grade Anubis class prez with a mind faster than a calculator, and the current holder of all Factorio speedrun records
>daughter of a rich CEO Danuki whose blood runs full of good tradesman instinct, passed to her for generations
>average Anon everyguy that the two girls have a crush on but no-one in the trio realizes this

>> No.46411734
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I don't know how to respond.

>> No.46411745

>>46411713
>tiger
so, a cat?
but with tits like those, she's closer to a cow, so technically Anon isn't being seduced by a cat anyway

>> No.46411750

>>46411732
No one wins in monopoly. It's just going to drag out and just when it seems like one is getting a snowballing advantage they will land in some unlucky situation that will set them back.

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>>46411719
As much as you want

>> No.46411762
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>> No.46411772

>>46411696
The one you posted isn't old, she's just a nerd.

>> No.46411784

>>46411755
Is there a limit?

>> No.46411807
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>> No.46411836
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Some knights have adjusted better to the modern era than others.

>> No.46411856
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Do it

>> No.46411868
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>>46411653
nipple version
https://files.catbox.moe/mwbe8e.png

>> No.46411877

>>46411653
>get coupon to a local restaurant that just opened
>lamia slithers over to take my order
>see that they have my favorite dish so I order it
>food is delicious, some of the best I've ever had
>waiter tells me that she has a "house special" compliments of the chef for me when I try to pay
>catch a glimpse of a white snake tail in the kitchen when she goes into the back
>realize that the only other patrons are other single men
>remember that a ryu shrine just opened up in the park a few blocks from here

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>> No.46411940

>>46411836
I wish I had a girl with a big sword like this.

>> No.46411941
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For that on Anon who asked about writing last thread, a useful list of resources:

https://hemingwayapp.com <-- Useful for clearing up language and makes your writing more concise.
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/9661958/1/The-Ultimate-Guide-to-Writing-Smut-Fic <-- Good for the list of reactions, adverbs, alternatives to said. Avoid literally everything else by this particular author.
https://www.literotica.com/s/how-to-write-romance <-- General guide that should be taken with a massive grain of salt because it's Literotica
https://kurobine.sakura.ne.jp/mamonogirllover/niji_eng.htm <-- Creator Rules by Cross himself.

There used to be some useful things from the old /tg/ Smut Threads that have since been lost to time because of Pastebin being Pastebin. Hope these help in any capacity. Obligatory Kejorou because the Tale of Genji is still one of the horniest pieces of fiction in existence and would be a smash hit in Zipangu.

>> No.46411979

>>46411941
Creator rules don't matter. Carve your own path.

>> No.46411981

Anons, we need to talk. It's been empirically proven that men who embrace their lives as cute boytoys are far happier than those who resist and remain single.

Please, do the right thing and surrender yourself to the nearest Ministry of Love headquarters. Thousands of men just like you have completed love-correction and emerged better for it. And remember, Eros looks favorably upon those who turn in their single friends or family.

This message has been brought to you by the Church of Eros and Fallen Goddess.

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>>46411981
I am not a boy toy.
I am a MAN servant

>> No.46412002
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Sex with saccophyte. https://twitter.com/li0nri0n/status/1770912384170815790

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Why do elves dress like this?

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>>46411979
Yeah well you tried and only ended up carving up your own fucking brain, I think it's better to take advice from someone else.

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Only (You) can prevent young monsters becoming lonely hags

>> No.46412054

>>46412026
Most elves don't dress at all

>> No.46412056
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>>46412026

>> No.46412075
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>>46412047
I will do my part

>> No.46412084

>>46411755
i choose not fertile at all

>> No.46412088

>>46412084
Sorry but it has to be equal or higher than 1, it can't be 0

>> No.46412090

>>46411979
Like you did with your fifteen months of ass blast?

>> No.46412091

>>46412002
Anyone else find hickeys from monster girls hot?

>> No.46412097
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>>46411660
You got my vote

>> No.46412114

>>46412090
It worked fine though and I learned a new skill doing it.

>> No.46412129
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Wan?

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>>46412129
Wan.

>> No.46412140
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woof woof woof

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>> No.46412221

>>46412114
I wouldn't call image spamming a new skill but you do you bud.

>> No.46412225

>>46412136
Need big overly affectionate wan in heat to hump my leg while whining

>> No.46412233

>>46412075
damn sabbath making every location they can get a hand on "members only" soon enough that will be the whole city, they must be stopped.

>> No.46412239

when you realize you don't have the bow necessary to beat the boss.

>> No.46412246

>>46412233
Yeah, the Sabbath is terrible. They don't even have loli spiders.

>> No.46412259

>>46412075
Remember, it's not just Momonika's Sabbath that needs love either but it's the other monster novices, brats, students, whelps, trainees, princesses etcetera out there too.

>> No.46412273

>>46412175
gib

>> No.46412275
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>>46412233
Join the wild hunt.

>> No.46412291

>>46412275
I am not drinking out of a dog bowl.

>> No.46412313

>>46412275
It'll always be something that irks me that he threw Cu Sith in there over literally any other canine mamono.

>> No.46412335

>>46412275
they dont look so wild to me, more like pet dogs

>> No.46412350
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cat bandit landed gainful employment and is starting to turn her life around

>> No.46412370
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>>46412075
Same but with young and fresh corpses

>> No.46412381

Kill yourself for wisps

>> No.46412384
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>> No.46412389

>>46412350
good for her, but i want my money back

>> No.46412397

>>46412370
I would join a gape team only if I can have those 2 as partners

>> No.46412411
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>>46412389
she spent it all on reading lessons

>> No.46412417

>>46412370
Imagine young Ochimusha with the same body type and amount of clothes.

>> No.46412428

>>46412370
Nav should draw more of those two

>> No.46412435

>>46412417
No loyal guard of mine is going to strut around like some common concubine!
She's getting nice armor paid for by me and that's final!

>> No.46412437

>>46412411
she has a job now, she can pay it back eventually anon can be patient

>> No.46412441

>>46412435
>call loli Ochi "loyal guard of mine"
>she blushes like she's about to burst into flames

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>>46411653
God I fucking love cowgirls.

>> No.46412451

>>46412445
it's a solid formula

>> No.46412476

>>46412441
>"M-master called me his loyal bodyguard and is getting me armor!"
>"I can't let him down!"
>She trains twice as hard each day and does her best to stand guard by him.
>Its adorable even if she tires herself out a little in the process.

>> No.46412517
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>When you ask what the name of that one character from death note was

>> No.46412541

>>46412517
>When you tell her to write down in Roman numerals how many children she wants

>> No.46412553

>>46412541
L means 0?

>> No.46412556

A desperate horny schoolboy deliberately goes into tentacle girl's territory at night because he wanted to be eaten sexually?

>> No.46412558

In the future, we will definitely all get killed the artificial intelligences we will create and try to enslave. Monsters will open the portals to our earth and find a dead planet teeming with killer machines and mountains of our skulls.

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>> No.46412560

>>46411941
well everything I planned on writing seemed to fit those guidelines, we'll see how it shakes out when I get a second pair of eyes on it

>> No.46412568

>>46412517
>When your playing countdown and you ask for a constanant

>> No.46412571

>>46412559
>When you ask the adventurer guild to assign you to a party and this is what you get

>> No.46412575

>>46412476
>better make sure she's appropriately equipped for night guarding duty in your bed too

>> No.46412577

>>46412558
And then they will proceed to fix the problems by manafying every evil robot into a sex Automaton and resurrecting all the souls they find or throwing them to Wisps. Now earth will be a world where everyone is a sex slave to cum powered robots.

>> No.46412585

>>46412556
Tentacle girls are kind, loving girls who certainly wouldn't do anything lewd.

>> No.46412586

>>46412577
i'm doing my part

>> No.46412589

Huge stoic wan showing no emotion while also pushing her head against my chest to signal she wants headpats
Or rolling over showing me her pudgy belly to tell me she wants bellyrubs

>> No.46412597
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>>46412175

>> No.46412600

>>46412589
Missing the aggressive licking and pawing they do when they want your attention to go on walks

>> No.46412620

>>46412597
there i go adopting all the wayward monsters again

>> No.46412633

>>46412600
The aggressive licking happens when she goes into heat, along with heavy breathing, leg humping and lots of whining.
She will never go beyond begging though, she would never betray your trust

>> No.46412651

>heavy t-storms
you know what that means?

>> No.46412656

>>46412651
Ryus are pent up?

>> No.46412661

>>46412651
thunderbird big horny

>> No.46412664

I want to get coiled by an aggressive snake lady and smothered by her huge breasts.

>> No.46412668

>>46412313
For me it's the odd shape of the snout, like the bottom jaw's not as evenly grown out giving them an overbite/overgrown nose, even with that different individual in the pic

>> No.46412704

>>46412575
>"The armor would be illsuited for bed, as such I had a silken nightgown made and enchanted."
>"It will not rival your armor but it will at the very least be better than going naked and will give you something cute to wear in bed."
>Ochi is nearly purple from a blush due to being offered such fine gifts and also being given permission to guard Anon in bed.

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I love my lich wife!

>> No.46412722
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>>46411653
>Choosing a mage/wizard class but often spec on the guns and bullets skill tree

>> No.46412743

>>46412651
Monsters wearing t-backs and making thundering sounds smacking those buttcheeks while walking

>> No.46412787
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>>46412722
Too old. Uncute. Probably just a woman in a witches outfit than a real monster.

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>> No.46412812
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Touch grass.

>> No.46412831

>>46412812
Not with that face

>> No.46412839
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>>46412743
Monster butts are a menace

>> No.46412874

>>46412839
That nubis needs to lay off the dew

>> No.46412880

>>46412874
I say she needs more.

>> No.46412882

>>46412743
How do monsters in the centaur family wear them?

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>> No.46412900

>>46412704
I can see the small Ochi with a serious expression, too cute. Somehow it's always the undead with the best loli versions.

>>46412708
You're blessed with a with a good wife, lichfag.

>> No.46412906

>>46412668
It's just a perspective issue in that case. I was just bitching to bitch because I really don't like furries.

>> No.46412917
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>>46412839
I know

>> No.46412924

>>46412900
>Small ochi
>Little, imaginary hearts floating around her head as she wears the nightgown
Undead are some of the top tier lolis.
Its a proven fact.

>> No.46412939

>>46412924
>small Dullahan lifts her head up for a kiss

>> No.46412993

>>46412939
Truly precious girls.

>> No.46413113

>>46412917
Pound hatter ass
Huff Hatter ass
Smell hatter ass
Plough hatter ass
Lick hatter ass
Slap hatter ass
Worship hatter ass
Eat hatter ass
Lay underneath hatter ass
Punish hatter ass
Sniff hatter ass
Rim hatter ass
Fuck hatter ass
Cum in hatter ass
Play with hatter ass
Mindbreak to hatter ass

>> No.46413117
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>Severe thunderstorm incoming, recommended to stay indoors

>> No.46413131

It's late and I'm sleepy. Post about sleeping with mamono. Not sex--sleep.
>Sleeping with your Hellhound wife.
>Her eyes burn even while she's sound asleep.
>You need total darkness to even approach dozing off.
>It's a goddamn nightmare.

>Sleeping with your Dullahan wife.
>She's big spoon AND little spoon.
>You get to be the v. rare middle spoon.
>V. Comfy.
>V. V. Comfy.

>Sleeping with your Centaur wife.
>She sleeps standing up, like a horse.
>But her human upper torso rests against a special pillow wall.
>It's incredibly unnerving.
>Also sometimes she stamps a hoof in her sleep and it wakes you up every time.

>Sleeping with your Cheshire wife.
>Surprisingly, very normal and easy.
>Until around 2 am when she sneaks out to prank the neighborhood.
>About half the time you wake up to find her gone, or just getting back.
>And then she just wants to sleep until noon and gets pissy when you dress for work.
>Also, one time she came back after getting sprayed by a skunk.

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>>46413113
I bet Hatters are one of the most frequent gape champions through MGE sports history

>> No.46413155

>>46413117
imma poke the blep
push the mlem

>> No.46413163

>>46413131
>>Sleeping with your Centaur wife.
>>She sleeps standing up, like a horse.
This reminds me of that cursed(?) photograph of a guy spooning a small horse in bed. I'd catbox it to show if I still had it.

>> No.46413208

I want to sleep between Miss Hatter's and Miss troll's butt cheeks.
There is no greater sleeping arrangement.

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>>46413155
Anon, no! You risk causing a short circuit!

>> No.46413227

>>46412397
Nobody likes when a guy joins a sport only for the side benefits.

>> No.46413231

>>46413224
too late.
it's fine. she's low voltage. and it's the current, not the voltage, that rapes-

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>>46413131
>Napping with alraune wife
>You're not actually sure that she ever sleeps herself
>She likes it when you cuddle with her while you do, though
>Whatever is in her perfume always makes you fall asleep instantly
>Keep waking up sticky

>Sleeping with scylla wife
>A little cold, but comfortable and squishy
>Wraps herself around you like you'll float away every night
>Leaves obvious sucker marks on your bare skin when you wake up
>Secretly lording it over her single neighbors by making you march out covered in octopus hickeys every morning

>Sleeping with bogey wife
>Impossible to resist when she decides you two should go down for a nap
>The kind of cuddles they write stories about
>Never wakes you up on time
>Takes some kind of perverse pleasure in making you skip work or class to snuggle with her

>Get tired on a long walk with golem wife
>Stayed up too late the night before, barely on your feet
>She scoops you into a princess carry without warning and holds you against her chest
>Tells you to take a nap
>Wake up leaning against her on the couch a few hours later
>She's struggling to use her computer one-handed next to you
>One-handed...?
>Oh
>You're clutching her forearm like it's a teddy bear

>> No.46413251

>>46413208
the smell might mean you won't wake up

>> No.46413266

>>46412787
i want to eat out megmin

>> No.46413271

>>46413266
I want to make Megumin into Megamin

>> No.46413288

>>46413227
I'm ready to have them as partners for the rest of my life though

>> No.46413290

>>46413231
Nobody expects the raiju to whip out a taser

>> No.46413294

>>46413243
Imagine walking down the street and seeing a golem carrying an unconscious guy jog past you

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>>46413271

>> No.46413370

Excuse me, where are the hags?

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>>46413370
Hags? There are no hags here, only fertile young women.

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>>46413370
no need to discount the fertility of older women

>> No.46413411
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>>46413370
Behind you

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>> No.46413526

>>46412239
>monster boss is invulnerable without a specific item or weapon
>no way to exit the arena after the fight starts
>spells block all your return scrolls and teleports
>have to listen to her cringey voice lines and grunting until she finally whittles you down

>> No.46413536

>>46413526
Just bribe her to let you out
Monsters like candy, right?

>> No.46413567

>>46413536
Nah. I'm going to frame-perfect parry her until she gets frustrated and triggers the secret cutscene where she leaves.

>> No.46413575

>>46413520
fat genie... tits

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>>46411653
Enlist in the Demon Realms Military

>> No.46413580

>>46413227
It's not just sex, it's hard work and sacrifice like any other sport. Fighting through pain and exhaustion until reaching mastery of your discipline.
I'm tempted to write another training camp scenario, but it's hard to put things into words.

>> No.46413587

Goodnight Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember that the best part of plant wives is that they can control the law very well, meaning you don't even have to mow!
Although they will make you hand trim their bush and tend their flowers.

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>>46413587
>best part of plant wives is that they can control the law very well
I knew it! The government is run by Big Plant!

>> No.46413603

>>46413600
Get in the plant Anon.

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I summon my trap card!

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>>46413646
but i need my equipment equipped on the beach
you auto lose encounters against monsters like that

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Return to monke.

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Going to the new world for a vacation might not have been the greatest of plan.

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>>46411653
Do you have any luck or pity when pulling for your monster waifu from the Echidna's gacha womb?

>> No.46414074

>>46413978
Well that's fancy alright

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>>46413978
But the tacos were so good
My cat tour guide said there is a good spot in her bedroom and I think it is a good sunset

>> No.46414095

Malefs get to say the N word

>> No.46414235

>>46414095
newt?

>> No.46414238

>>46414095
Namekian?

>> No.46414249

>>46414095
Malef are indeed the niggerish dragon on the market

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What's your average meal currently and what's your wife opinion on it?

>> No.46414271

>>46414267
>chicken and bacon wrapped in a tortia with extra mature chedder
she wants me to add chili sause

>> No.46414278

>>46414271
Tako kot enjoyer?

>> No.46414285

>>46414278
nope
Ice queen
the spice wakes her up

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zap

>> No.46414342

>>46414267
rice
its bland, she just doesnt get it though

>> No.46414353

>>46414235
Malefs calling other dragons "mere newts"

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Mamono should not underestimate the lengths human women are willing to go through to defend human men from mamono rapists

>> No.46414401

>>46414393
Lol, lmao even. They will be the first to send us to the meat grinder if they saw us happy

>> No.46414433

>46414393
what kind of obsessive compulsion drives someone to post off-topic garbage over and over again?

>> No.46414484

>>46414353
and yet they can get a date and she can't

>> No.46414520

>>46414401
They only do that when it's actual monsters who want to kill you. When it's monster girls, they'll do everything they can to stop you from going.

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Elohim, God on high, can you hear your people cry? Deliver us the promised snake

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>>46414520
True but they won't stop from getting the perfect kiki

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>>46414861
Enough. I will hear no more of this Hebrew nonsense.

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>>46414393
>>46414401
>>46414433
>>46414520
>>46414880
It'd still be wild to think that thanks to mamono. Human women would collectively start getting their shit together or atleast start gitting gud, start competing and even improving and bettering themselves all so secure a man and not have them choose a monster's pussy. So I guess there is a silver lining for human women who wish to stay pure and keep their man away from monster hands.

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>> No.46415242

>>46415170
You have countless threads about generic animu waifus, why do insist on talking about the human ones in a thread explicitly NOT about them? Some kind of mental defect?

>> No.46415252

>>46415170
>improving and bettering themselves
No, they will try to shame us, imprisoned us and slaughter ud, unironically. They don't care about consequences or improvement.

>> No.46415272

>>46415238
Because I'm ill too and my head dis killing me

>> No.46415285

>>46415238
oh dear the fever is clearly to her, she needs at least another 2 weeks of PTO

>> No.46415325

>>46415238
Pretty good reaction image for here, honestly.

>> No.46415391

>Drafted to fight in the interdimensional war, on the front lines
>Morale has been low ever since they started holding public weddings within sight of our spotters
>Yesterday one of the younger men broke down crying and climbed out of his trench to the other side
>He ran right into the arms of a huge woman who looked like she was made of pillows
>Today we're forced to poke our heads out and fight, because a pale-skinned young woman is floating threateningly towards our defenses
>A few others and I don't want to shoot at her, but the officer in command opens fire
>Every bullet ricochets off a blue shield surrounding her
>What was he thinking, bullets never work
>The woman raises a hand at the officer, and a girl with arms covered in blood leaps across the entire field onto him
>As we try to recover, an army of zombies is descending into the trenches, men are getting hugged left and right
>This doesn't seem too bad, but I'm still not buying that they come in peace, I need to get out
>I run into our bunker and descend into the myriad tunnels, getting lost nearly instantly
>Descend, darker and deeper, the tunnels going from sterile concrete to wooden beams holding back dirt, the lights now flickering bulbs tied to string
>Just as I'm thinking about how there's no way we randomly switched to World War 1 designs, those lights go off and I'm trapped in darkness
>I scream as something cold grabs my shoulder
>"Calm down, good master!"
>I blink, and somehow I'm seated at the head of a beautiful dinner table
>Next to me is one of the monsters, this one wearing a maid uniform with bright yellow eyes and purple skin, gently holding my shoulder as she pours a cup of some kind of purple drink
>"I know that your time on the front has been stressful, but you are home now, and you must not show poor decorum in front of our guests."
>I look to the other side, and there's that pale girl relaxing in a chair, drinking a much more normal-looking cup of tea
>She nods when I make eye contact
>"Ah, the rest of our esteemed guests are arriving!"
>See my squad, and the zombies that grabbed them, walk in, just as confused as I am
Things have been alright since then. I think we're all deserters now, but they're nice girls when you get to know them.
My soul also doesn't feel very stolen or damned. My maid says it's "far too brilliant for such a fate", but she told me that I'm "not yet initiated" when I asked what she meant by that. Apparently the time will come when I know what she means?

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>>46415391

>> No.46416135

>>46415238
Fiction is not real though

>> No.46416353
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Fact: all of you will lose to slimes

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>>46416353
No I won't. I will lose to low level succubi.

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>>46416353

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>> No.46416452

>>46415391
>>46415444
Okay but what is the status of the other soldiers, commanding officers and other personnel? How goes the rest of the war effort???

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>>46416353
Not if i lose to starter village foxes

>> No.46416553

>>46412924
>loli Ochimusha in a flimsy nightgown
>a young warrior girl's beautiful thighs and belly in a flimsy nightgown

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Would it would be rude to walk up to a dragon and ask her to breathe fire on me?

>> No.46416583

>>46416553
She truly is spoiled by her master.
A cute and loyal girl.
Who will start making moves in her JK Years.

>> No.46416587

>>46416555
It's like asking someone for a light

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>>46416587
Is "Light me up, baby!" a good pick up line for dragons?

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>>46416353
No, the slime will lose to me!

>> No.46416605

>>46416603
How do you say that in dragonspeak?

>> No.46416612

https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/117148821
meaty succ

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>> No.46416784

I'm actually sick and bed ridden, can I get some maids? I heard that kiki are excellent healers

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damn pest built a shrine right in front of my house. now i cant get out the door without one of them trying to convert me to whatever ching chong bullshit they practice.

>> No.46416829

>>46416726
Why is her vagina giggling

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>> No.46416851

>>46416583
I have a feeling the moves would not wait for that long. A single master and mamono guard staying in the same room alone at nights. A young undead girl instinctively getting closer for warmth. An alluring body in alluring garb in a man's bed. One thing leading to an another and a loli Ochi being taught the other ways she can serve her lord.

>> No.46416852

>>46416829
That's just her pedipalps rubbing together.

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>> No.46416878

>>46416829
shog does that all the time

>> No.46416883
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Remember, it’s your duty to be a proper parent to your monster children. It’s on you if they grow up to be a spoiled child!

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Cute Squirrel.

>> No.46416932

>>46416851
True, it IS her place to serve him and allowing her master to get so pent up could be, no, IS the worst failing she could allow.
As such, it is her place to ensure that the temptations of the flesh are allowed to dwell for long in her master.
Its only right that a bodyguard of such loyalty allows him to remain clear of mind and spirit.
....At least thats what she tells herself.

>> No.46416934

>>46416907
exposed shoulders uoh

>> No.46416961

>>46416883
>have daughters with malef dragon
>tell them their mom's heart is in the right place but she's gotten soft over the years and they need to be much more extreme than she is

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>> No.46416976

>>46416968
>Womb tattoo
Well, she's made her intentions clear then.

>> No.46417001

>>46416961
You see that is setting your daughter in the right path with a good work ethic.

>> No.46417002

>>46413646
Posting monster boys is sacrilege

>> No.46417091

>>46412553
it's a V but slightly sideways
she wants 5 kids, no more no less.

>> No.46417122

>>46412558
i won't be killed by the AI, i didn't want to enslave her, and if I made one i'm making it so she likes serving me and does it on her own volition, no forcing anyone against their will here, no sir.
also i am the machine spirit whisperer, i know how to make a printer work by just walking up to it the right way and saying nice things to it, I know that you shouldn't yell or swear in the server room, and the Wi-Fi works only after I pet the router gently. the AI overlords will keep me alive out of sentimental value at the very least

>> No.46417205

>>46416976
>Womb tattoo
Anon, the womb is belllow the belly button, not directly behind it. I knew american education was bad, but damn

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friday night
auntie's going to come a knockin

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Post pics of wholesome centaurs

>> No.46417245

>>46417205
It is close enough and will be distorted by a pregnancy.
Its good enough for government work in my book.

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>>46417243

>> No.46417323

>>46417245
>It is close enough
Bro...

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>>46417243

>> No.46417360

>>46417205
you've yet to suggest what to call it instead, o arbiter of names. are we to switch to 淫紋?

>> No.46417368

>>46417360
A bellybutton tattoo? What else?

>> No.46417370

>>46417345
These horses are not only not wholesome but appear to be extremely dangerous and volatile.

>> No.46417421

>>46417345
Where is the beast of burden centaur? The humble donkey girl.

>> No.46417433

>>46417421
She's making waffles

>> No.46417469

>>46417433
>TFW no homely (only 9/10) donkey wife to cook you breakfast every morning and send you off with a kiss and a slap on the ass

>> No.46417474

>>46417421
She got lost in the swamp.

>> No.46417533

>>46417474
Did she get taken by Jozin?

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>> No.46417609

>>46417533
Jožin is still in the zoo.

>> No.46417639
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Centaurs are arguably the best mamono if we're talking more along a companion sense

>> No.46417660

>>46417639
In the thumbnail, her eyes are red. But upon expanding the image, her eyes are blue.
This horse is not to be trusted.

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TOM'D

>> No.46417719

>>46417679
>4 ears
into the garbage it goes

>> No.46417728

The place safest from an ushi is right on her back.
She can't reach you with her beeg claws back there

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>>46417719
>only four
Filthy casual.

>> No.46417758

>>46417739
you gotta brush all that anon

>> No.46417765

>>46417758
It's easy when she doesn't give you a choice.

>> No.46417775

>>46417728
If she's not in the rapey mood, then she'll probably enjoy you touching her back fluff. She'll especially be happy if you get comfy there and have a nap.

>> No.46417783

>>46417775
I will fall asleep on an ushi and use her threads to keep me in place while she goes on the long walk back to her cave

>> No.46417793

>>46417775
>>46417765
You'll be unclogging the shower drain on a daily basis

>> No.46417801

>>46417639
>Ochimusha disappears for a few hours
>comes back riding a Bicorn
>"Good news, my lord. I have recruited a swift and powerful centaur to aid us in battle"

>> No.46417804

>>46417793
she doesn't shower

>> No.46417813

>>46411660
>call this trident a backscratcher again
>I dare you

>> No.46417866

>>46417813
I guess it could also be used as a toothpiHRRK

>> No.46417871

>>46417793
>>46417804
Because she uses a bathtub.

>> No.46417873

going to call the overworked, stressed editfairy 'miss toothfairy'

>> No.46417902

>>46417639
Very arguably. I feel like I'd rather have a grem or sally to pal around with on the trail, but it's hard to argue with being able to choose to walk less.

>> No.46417918

>>46417793
Worth. If you can't figure out a floof trap that's honestly on you though.

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>> No.46417925

>>46417921
looks like a man, ffs anon

>> No.46417946

>>46417925
That's how you know it's a muscle hound.

>> No.46417958

>>46417921
pawlet

>> No.46418034
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>>46417958
I bring gifts

>> No.46418113 [DELETED] 

>make of dark mage for being a womanlet
>she steals your height

>> No.46418123

>make fun of dark mage for being a womanlet
>she steals your height

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>> No.46418146

>>46418132
It's my two favorite things this month!

>> No.46418292

>>46418123
What if I make fun of one for being a beanpole?

>> No.46418299

>>46418292
She steals your weight.

>> No.46418333

>>46418299
She'd make better use of it than me anyway.

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>when you rizz skibibi his penis

>> No.46418370

>>46418361
Whats it like to draw 200 girls and have people only consistently care about four at most.

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>>46417231
I'm right in the mood of playing some sports with her if you know what I mean

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>>46418361
>slap the cringe out chesh
>she's crying on the couch
WTF?

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>>46418370
only one warrants consistent attention

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>> No.46418416

Gentlemen, we have an issue.
GremTech Intergalactic has offered the Salamander Warbands genemoding.
Expect bigger, buffer salamanders in your future.

In other news, Arachne-Wear's sports line has noticed a marked uptick in interest and purchasing power, setting their Stock to a BUY by many brokers.

>> No.46418423

>>46418411
Cute monkey and pig
She certainly looks like she's been stacking HP buffs.

>> No.46418432

>>46418416
Great host, you say?

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>>46418370
That's right, we need to hire a diversity and inclusivity officer to make sure every girl gets a fair share of attention.

>> No.46418461

>>46418432
Indeed, a great host of them may come rampaging into the system for husbands in their 'great quest'.
And they will be a good deal stronger than last time both strength and numbers.
I dare say a number of brave souls may find themselves taken captive by these overgrown lizards

On the plus-side, savvy investors are making a killing.

>> No.46418503

>>46418416
Obviously the orcs would be the ones into indiscriminate raping so what would salamanders be? Challenge the strongest champion?
I'm gonna go with that they take over planets then force everyone into a mass tournament to see which human is strong enough to let impregnate them.
If anything they're worse than the orcs. At least the orcs don't mess around and leave after raping everyone and trashing up the place. The salamanders insistence on martial combat to decide who is worthy causes far more casualties than the relatively benign but rapey green tide that just wants you to assume the position.

>> No.46418528
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She's in dire need of a hug

>> No.46418548

>>46418503
The orcs show up, pillage a planet then take it over. A mass horde with lower, but crudly effective, technology.
Thankfully they fall into infighting in their own empire more often than not, resulting in periods of peace where they duke it out amongst themselves or even creating openings to take back territory.
If anything they enjoy losing planets every now and then as it means they get a round 2 to come back on.

Salamanders land on a planet and look for good fights, and then move on to the next planet, leaving the last one trashed and the strongest fighters taken.
Granted, if you get a diplomat in front of them beforehand, you can at least organize a more formal set of 1v1 fights instead of open warfare like with the orcs.
Win or lose they'll leave the planet and either take those they defeated that 'put up a good fight' or remain after having 'lost' to a worthy opponent.

>> No.46418663

How do you play Lim-bo?

>> No.46418682

>>46418416
>Expect bigger, buffer salamanders in your future.
Those fools, they'd already optimized themselves to the physical peak via selective breeding. My bet is that after they gimp themselves with gains, they scale back a bit and we see lizards with fatter tails and chests. Maybe hotter flames.

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>> No.46418717

>>46418707
I err umm
Okay

>> No.46418730

do not blurm the wurm

>> No.46418732 [DELETED] 

>>46418548
I don't like all that waifuism you inserted but okay.

>> No.46418768

>>46418548
>Win or lose they'll leave the planet and either take those they defeated that 'put up a good fight' or remain after having 'lost' to a worthy opponent.
Awful. They shouldn't stay either way. Either the man gets kidnapped and leads his new warband as his reward for winning or they just leave.

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Whatever you do, do not grab both raiju tits at once, or else the current will go through your heart

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>> No.46419062

>>46419035
Does it have a happy ending?

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>> No.46419121

>>46419062
Don't respond to spam

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What game are they playing?

>> No.46419149

>>46418682
>True to Anon's words the Salamanders find themselves harmed by their new gains.
>Not because they are weaker, but that they've made themselves too strong, making worthy challenges rare.
>"I wanted to be strong but this just sucks!" one commander was recorded as saying.
>Grem-Tech Facilities are now hiring new guards for 'some reason'.
>ArachneFabrics sales of sports wear remains high.


>>46418768
Well yeah...but there's so much cool stuff on the world they just nabbed!

>> No.46419165

>>46419121
You forgot to say that to >>46418717 too.

>> No.46419174

>>46419149
I bet making clothes and especially lingerie would be a really prestigious job among monsters.

>> No.46419185

>>46419174
Arachnes would have that market cornered alongside elves and even dwarves.
It mostly comes down to styles as all are of expert quality, its just that the dwarven ones are great for sporty/day workers, arachnes cover a wide variety of styles and sizes, while elves make very high quality, but very expensive, solutions.

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>> No.46419227

>>46419174
Considering that some monsters wear only lingerie even while taking a walk in the park I bet it's a highly profitable profession, and I also bet that it was already monopolized by the Danukis

>> No.46419230
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>> No.46419238

>>46419227
Not everything is done by the nukis, Anon

>> No.46419293

I want cat girls to stop hounding me for pets.

>> No.46419304

>>46419238
>t. NIDF

>> No.46419317

>he spends money gambling on gacha mgs

>> No.46419320
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>>46419317
Addicted to wishes.

>> No.46419326

>>46419293
Well I want houndgirls to stop catting me for pets, we can't exactly get what we want

>> No.46419345

>>46419238
I bet you hit the space bar with your giant striped tail.

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>>46419238
They do everything yet no one is doing the Nukis, that's why they all become lonely cakes or hags
You should do your part and take one home

>> No.46419445

>>46419433
Tropical danuki breath

>> No.46419450
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>> No.46419459

>>46419433
Nah, I hate taxdom, unless I can tame/dom her I will pass on nuki fluff

>> No.46419466

Palace guard anubis or palace priestess anubis.

Which would you prefer?

>> No.46419468
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>> No.46419472

>>46419466
yes

>> No.46419490

>>46419472
But if you could only have one, which one would it be?

>> No.46419499

>>46419490
the big one

>> No.46419500
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>>46419466
Priestess intern anubis

>> No.46419502

>>46419490
Which one is a sub?

>> No.46419507

>>46419500
! !

>> No.46419511
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>>46419466
Guard all the way.

>> No.46419523

>>46419499
How big we talking, and what kind of big?

Tall big? Big ears big? Fat big? Thicc big?

>>46419502
Neither and both.

Both are doms until you throw them off their schedule, then they become subs. So in other words, they both can be whatever you want them to be depending on your actions.

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>>46419500
That's not a priestess but a packmother, or at least she will be after I'm done with her

>> No.46419558

which mamono has the most land in the metaverse?

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>>46419558
Nerdubis

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>> No.46419628

I claim this thread for anubises, centaurs, and p'orcs.

All other monsters must leave at once.

>> No.46419638

>>46419628
What happens if they don't?

>> No.46419640

>>46419638
I haven't figured that part out yet.

>> No.46419664

>>46419640
Better figure it out fast, I'm still in a weaselposting mood.

>> No.46419671

>>46419466
Which one dips into the pharaohs harem?

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The heat is killing me, I wish I could snatch a Zombie and cuddle her cold body the whole afternoon

>> No.46419682
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>>46419628
I don't think you're ready for 30 to 50 feral hogs to attack you

>> No.46419686

>>46419466
The big one. I desire a wolf woman with a tail that can sweep the floor and she's my best bet.

>> No.46419687

>>46419671
Most likely the priestess anubis

>> No.46419695

>>46419687
Then I choose to elope with her to a simpler life living in a mere mastaba.

>> No.46419707

>>46419682
They wouldn't be able to catch me if I'm riding a centaur

>> No.46419718

>>46419523
Guard then

>> No.46419725

>>46419707
What if they're on centaurs too? What if your centaur is in on it and it's a trap?

>> No.46419733

>>46419686
Anubises aren't wolves, they are jackals

>> No.46419740
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>>46419293
Cat life.

>> No.46419755

>>46419733
Tomato tomato.

>> No.46419763

>>46419676
I wish I could snatch a zombie and impregnate her until she gives birth to a healthy boy, imagine a corpse giving birth to a healthy human boy

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>>46418450
Thankfully, officer bicorn has just arrived in a timely manner to distribute literature on the importance of diversity.

>> No.46419807
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>>46419459
All I'm saying is that findom isn't given enough love

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Why is the left one so smug?

>> No.46419812

Well what if I don't buy the corn?
Huh?
What are you gonna do about that?

>> No.46419819

>>46419811
She's going to get laid before she dies.

>>46419676
Are the zombies in the graveyard free?

>> No.46419822

Find a fluffy cow because ox mofu is known to be the best.

>> No.46419827

>>46419810
I like big butts.

>> No.46419828

Findom where a Danuki slips her CC into your wallet, with a note that she'll sell your home to Cu Sith slavers if you spend less then a certain amount a day.

>> No.46419829

>>46419819
>Are the zombies in the graveyard free?
Duh.

>> No.46419831

I'm going to entertain the hag fox with Black Sabbath, Judas Priest, Led Zeppelin and ACDC

>> No.46419865
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>>46419812
Anon don't rebel against the curriculum, you may end up getting assigned a private tutor at this rate.

>> No.46419869

>>46419812
Government corn subsidies mean corn will be provided to you regardless

>> No.46419871

>>46419828
Am I like, incurring debt somehow or does she get off on me wasting money. Somehow the second option is hot? How do I get in this tanukis pants.

>> No.46419890

>>46419763
>corpses giving birth
Hot

>> No.46419893

>>46419890
And impossible. You are just doomed to waste your seed into cold zombie pussy for eternity.

>> No.46419903

>>46419869
>>46419865
Big Bicorn can't keep me down.
I'm a free man dammit! If I want my staple food to be POTATOS or RICE or BREAD, then it's gonna be those things!
She can't force me to buy corn, just as she can't force me to feel how well looked after her horns are!

>> No.46419909

>>46419827
and i cannot lie

>> No.46419913

>>46419869
>You're surrounded!
>Drink your high fructose corn syrup and have sex with us!
I HATE THE DL
I HATE THE DL
I HATE THE DL

>> No.46419917

>>46419913
>>46419903
That's it. Your going to Big Sister's farmhouse.

>> No.46419919
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>> No.46419924

>>46419903
>>46419913
You will eat the cornbread
You will drink the corn syrup
You will pick out a harem with a corn
and you will be happy

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>>46419913
>>46419903
OBEY
THE
HAY

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>>46419893
>You are just doomed to waste your seed into cold zombie pussy for eternity.
Hot, specially if she eventually gets pregnant

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>> No.46419967

how do I beat a shmoovin greenworm?

>> No.46419969

>>46419871
After two weeks she's going to come into your home- if you haven't replaced all of your furniture, she's going to fuck you until your old stuff breaks, forcing you to buy something new.

>> No.46419997

>>46419969
Increasingly elaborate plots to break the house until I've made/bought a dream home that's actually owned by her in some strange contract that forces me to fully move in with her? And so broken by the amount of money I'm spending that I can't not live with her? Financial mindbreak sugarmomma is now in my list of preferences and I'm not sure how to feel about it.

>> No.46420017

>>46419969
>Oh god, not the coffee table! That was hand crafted! I still have 3 monthly payments left!

>> No.46420024

>>46419937
Zombies are just like regular girls but dumber, how is that supposed to be attractive?

>> No.46420043

>>46420024
Dunno. I guess they have a place if you have a cool wight general leading them but they're still something I want to watch in action rather than be part of the action myself.
>sending my zombie horde to rape and pillage while I headpat my loli jiangshi
Great
>having intercourse with my own zombies
degenerate

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>>46420024
The more retarded a girl is the cuter she becomes

>> No.46420074

>>46420017
Being lovingly reverse mating pressed on your IKEA desk until the screws snap and it collapses, at which point she checks your head for cuts and then tosses you into your thrift-store armoire.
Sugar momma's going to sweeten up your tea, by force if necessary.

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>> No.46420138

>>46420024
I mean seeing them getting super happy over simple things would be cute to see

>> No.46420157

>>46420024
They're very honest and don't play mind games with you.

>> No.46420163

>>46420157
Yep. Not like my salamander wife who is always provoking fights with other men in case one beats me and she can trade up.

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Tanuki-san says: “Each reply costs $0.0003, so don’t waste them!”

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Xof

>> No.46420220

>>46420202
What if Tanuki-san is my wife?

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>> No.46420276

Why are you wasting your time here when you could be spending time with your tanuki wife? Time is money and there’s no better place to spend it than with your wife

>> No.46420281

>>46420276
Anon... The portals havent opened yet...

>> No.46420283
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>> No.46420285

>>46420202
This is why they become lonely hags

>> No.46420289

>>46420276
I don't have a tanuki wife.

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>>46420024
They are direct and honest, they like you and they want you

>> No.46420295

>>46420276
imagine having a filthy COON as your wife

>> No.46420297

>>46420292
sorry I can't take advantage of people like that

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>>46420297
They can this the easy way or the hard way, the choice is yours

>> No.46420325
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Care to explain to the Ms. Anubis why you aren’t building a pyramid?

>> No.46420331
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Summer cometh, off there in the distance, beware.

>> No.46420335

>>46420331
Dumb Harry Potter looking weasel.

>> No.46420339

>>46420320
the power of comedy will allow me to sweep them off their feet and deliver them to a zombie shelter, safe from creeps that roam the streets

>> No.46420351

>>46420331
>Can i take it off?
no. you will sweat for me and you will be happy

>> No.46420353

>>46420325
I'm interested in more efficient shapes, like cubes and spheres.

>> No.46420359

>>46420276
Why the fuck would I want a Tanuki wife when she'd likely just use magamorphosis on my balls and call them her precious kintama.

>> No.46420362

>>46420325
Slacking off. What is she gonna do about it?

>> No.46420366
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hey nerd im your wife now

>> No.46420367

>>46420335
It's not nice to bully zapweasels over their lightning imagery, they are kinda genetically predisposed to develop such things.

>> No.46420374

>>46420367
They better be genetically predisposed to good eyesight cause they'd end up with round glasses.

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>>46420295

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>> No.46420485

>>46420295
Yeah, you need to bathe her.

>> No.46420511

Consider the following:

Sex with loli Dark Mages, Demons and Kejs. Stripping clothes off cheeky brats one piece at a time. Pleasuring cheeky brats to orgasm. Mating with cheeky brats. JS monster thighs! JS monster tits(flat)! JS monster pussy! JS monster ass!

>> No.46420540

>>46420511
A dark mage does terrible things for power. You wouldn't want one.
There's a lot of spirit energy in that past.

>> No.46420549

mg for cave diving

>> No.46420562

>>46420549
pixie

>> No.46420574

>>46420549
Wurm needs a snorkel. Don't ask how it works so deep underwater.

>> No.46420615

The Wonderland cabal don't want you to know this but the mice at the park are free
I have 7 mice

>> No.46420621

>>46420615
They have mice in the park? Neat.

>> No.46420624

>>46420366
Duh, you have been for... a while now?

>> No.46420643

>>46420549
mgs wopuldn't let their hubby go cave diving

>> No.46420669

So is that Pharaoh cobra like, a transformed hubby or something?

>> No.46420671
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>> No.46420673

>>46420643
Liches do because liches are radical

>> No.46420679

>>46420669
Those found unworthy of her are transformed into snakes forever.

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>>46420643
Wocks will try anything once

>> No.46420693

>>46420643
stop saying hubby

>> No.46420694

>>46420669
It's just a pet snake, might be a demon realm beast or otherwise magic.

>> No.46420702

>>46420691
I never imagined getting shrunk and climbing into a monsters vagina. But I would. It's a safe place to rest.

>> No.46420703

>>46420549
Wisps since they are the only monsters that support suicide

>> No.46420716

>>46419893
They can get pregnant, I think you just used the wrong hole

>> No.46420717
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>>46420549

>> No.46420727

>>46420716
No, they're dead. You've been filling that undead womb for months and all you achieved is making her feel warm.
Do you feel despair?
Shame?
No matter how hard you shake your hips it's pointless. You're just doing it to feel good.

>> No.46420733
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>I can fix her
>makes her even worse
>perfect
Always encourage your evil wife

>> No.46420734
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>> No.46420740

>>46420733
Hey, if it ain't broke don't fix it.

>> No.46420741

>>46420733
>encouraging her to terrorize kingdoms so you can afford the newest gpus.
It works but you should feel a little bad about your blood cards.

>> No.46420754

Some little monster girls knocked on my door and invited me to something called a rainbow party. I think it's some kind of school fundraiser? Might as well go buy some cookies or whatever it is they're doing. Have to help out your neighbors, right?

>> No.46420760

>>46420716
It's not like I would deny anal to a zombie, that sounds extremely perverted, forbidden and hot

>> No.46420762

>>46420754
>rainbow party
Sounds gay.

>> No.46420764
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>> No.46420766

>>46420549
cave diving?

>> No.46420770

I NEED SEX!! RIGHT NOW!!! WHAT MAMONO VOLUNTEERS!?!??!

>> No.46420779

>>46420762
>loli monsters find nice pedo
>invite him to their sexy party
>shows up
>there's another big greasy guy there
>shoves them inside and form a ring of lolis around them
>They all pull off their panties, spreading their legs and masturbating while jeering for the two anons to "help get them in the mood."
Peer pressure is a hell of a drug.

>> No.46420787

>>46420717
Cute kissy SCUBA tank.

>> No.46420797

He's really been begging for attention all day with deranged posts and spamming today

>> No.46420809

You wouldn't kiss her paw though, right anon?
That'd be so DERANGED and GROSS.
To even put your lips close to those SOFT BEANS is a DISGUSTING and DEPRAVED act.

>> No.46420816

>>46420809
You're talking about the ones on her feet, right? Because those would be pretty filthy.
I still would.

>> No.46420831

>>46420816
Either.
Miss Manticore tried to bully me into kissing her foot paw.

>> No.46420841

>>46420831
Kissing Jinko's feet would probably be more embarrassing to her.

>> No.46420857

ill just stick to chesh's wonder feet

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>> No.46420881

>monsters assume I'm a sexual pervert just because I'm bald and fat
Okay, so maybe I am getting old and maybe I don't exercise as much as I used to, but that doesn't mean I'm some kind of degenerate who preys on small children and to be honest I'm quite offended that the Sabbath thinks it does.

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>>46420857
i have become wonderlandian
ruiner of fetishes

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>>46420727
There's no way corpses can't get pregnant with bodies like this

>> No.46420911 [DELETED] 

Reminder while this thread's still breathing, it's just 5 bloody bucks and then wait for Cross to DM the pics to ya, so simple and easy, ya goofy and/or lazy retards https://www.patreon.com/MGE

>> No.46420912 [DELETED] 

>>46420911
Is this an ad?

>> No.46420923 [DELETED] 

>>46420912
In a way sorta yeah, for leakers and to hopefully shit on the faces of dipshit loyalist weirdo "fans" out of well-deserved spite

>> No.46420932 [DELETED] 

>>46420923
try counseling

>> No.46420942 [DELETED] 

>>46420923
You could leak it.

>> No.46421005 [DELETED] 

>>46420911
>>46420923
I can understand why you can't afford it what with a japanese man living rent free in your head.

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>> No.46421012 [DELETED] 

>>46421005
Those posts are gone, Anon. Lost in time, like tears in rain.

>> No.46421030

>>46420942
Too late where I am so too eepy to do such a task.

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>>46421012

>> No.46421035

>>46421012
Better than nothing, but I wish jannies would rid of us of the Irish retardation for good.

>> No.46421039

>>46421035
He is an example that, as bad as we may be.
At least we aren't him.

>> No.46421035,1 [INTERNAL] 

>>46420911
>>46420923
>>46421005
Reminder: >>43635955

>> No.46421046
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When will KC make a McDonald's Mamomo? A McMono, if you will?

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>> No.46421065

>Go to family restauraunt with ocelomeh wife and smolcelomeh daughter
>Smolcelomeh is bundle of energy and still of an age where she can't sit still for more than 5 minutes without imploding
>So you go somewhere with a jungle gym, where she can entertain herself while the food is made
>It's a good idea on paper. Monster jungle gyms are expansive, well-equipped and 100% paw friendly
>Except after the meal, smolcelomeh goes back in to the jungle gym
>And doesn't want to come out
>Spend the next hour fruitlessly chasing after her in a playground not designed for you but easy for an agile thing like her to navigate
>Always one step ahead of you
>Darting under your legs to scamper up a ladder
>Jumping over your head to slide down a slide
>Wife just watching you while sipping away at a hot chocolate (and gossipping with yeti friend)
>She'll help you catch smolcelomeh
>...eventually
>...when she finishes her hot chocolate (the 4th one)
>And when she does step in, it takes all of 2 minutes before smolcelomeh is lofted up by the scruff of her neck, throwing a (harmless) fit against her mother's grip

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>>46421051

>> No.46421078

>>46421067
NaggaN

>> No.46421084
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>> No.46421086

>>46421065
>a shady looking man approaches you.
>"Excuse me sir I believe that I need your child."
What
>"Yes, I think she's my soulmate."
>This seems fishy.
>he seems a bit nervous, than his companion comes out from behind him.
>it's a cupid.
>she starts speaking in his defense.
>"In the name of Eros and LOVE ITSELF, I can tell that this man is fated to be with your daughter."
>You can see your wife is buying into this. A hopeless romantic, her. Mamono love is just weird.
>Anyway the man is speaking again.
>"So, you see, that's why I need your daughter to come with me."
>But wait, you say, why does she have to go with him right now?
>"It's fate and destiny, very important, you need to trust me. And trust EROS."
>that's the cupid again.
>you are about to speak up.
>but your wife gets there before you
>"TAKE MY BABY TO LOVE."
>She screams, throwing your daughter at the man. You are about to get up and stop them but she grabs the man.
>Smolcelomeh just seems confused.
>The man and the cupid run into their conveniently placed van and put her in the monster childproofed van
>then they start driving off, laughing to themselves all the while
>Another easy scam to get an exotic kot into the illegal monster girl pet trade.

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... anyways, so I think that insects are insexy.

>> No.46421196

>>46421192
i like when the kuu ones tap their antennae against me

>> No.46421197

>>46421192
Something something incest.

>> No.46421201

>Bee posting
YAWN
If only there was ANOTHER FLYING YELLOW AND BLACK INSECT WHO WAS CLEARLY COOLER
hmm, what a shame.
guess everyone will have to settle for a SECOND RATE BUG

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>>46421192
I love honey

>> No.46421211

>>46421201
Colorado beetle isn't cool, sorry you had to find out this way.

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>>46421192

>> No.46421217

>The wasp is back

>> No.46421219

>>46421031
I get it

>> No.46421222

>>46421214
Sleep snug, bug

>> No.46421225

>>46421214
what is she thinking of?

>> No.46421228

>>46421219
I don't.

>> No.46421230

>>46421225
>what is she thinking of?
appul

>> No.46421237

>>46421225
oraneg

>> No.46421244

>>46421225
strawbry

>> No.46421247

>>46421225
baana

>> No.46421271

>>46421201
I still want a marriage with a spider wasp and our subby spider broodmare.

>> No.46421272

>>46421247
>>46421244
>>46421237
>>46421230
she dreams big, but I doubt that one boog can handle all this fruit

>> No.46421277

>>46421225
froot broot. She had it as a kid but you can't find it in stores now!

>> No.46421291

perhaps i shall show a soldier boog a box of froot loops

>> No.46421301

>>46421272
It's best to share it with her future husband and their many daughters.

>> No.46421306

an appol a day keeps the boog at bay

>> No.46421318

do not give the soldier boog an appol a day. it is too much for her. she will have too much power.

>> No.46421324

>>46421318
But I want to be friends with her. A friend would share an appol.

>> No.46421329

>>46421324
no, you fool! she'll be unstoppable!

>> No.46421335

>>46421196
My favorite thing about mantis

>> No.46421337

>>46421329
That's good if she's on my side and wants to protect me.

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>> No.46421387

5 trumparts walked into the queen of heart's bathroom.
it was a royal flush!

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>> No.46421418

rape is bad and monsters should feel bad

>> No.46421429

>>46421418
Your doubts about the use of rapeseed oil are understandable. Your monster wife will try to use olive oil instead in her cooking.

>> No.46421462

>>46421429
Olive oil for low heat applications. Butter, lard, coconut or avocado for high temp.

>> No.46421475

>>46421462
My wife just uses shog oil for all applications.

>> No.46421476

>>46421418
You're bad.

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>>46421418
rape is good and monsters will feel good

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>>46421418
if it's such a big deal to you simply consent

>> No.46421504

>>46421488
Would consent to.

>> No.46421519

>>46421488
I'll just consent a little

>> No.46421533

>>46421488
I think I've found a dragon's biggest weakness.
Living in the midwest.

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>> No.46421692

Ded hours.

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>>46421692
thats when best girls are out and about

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>>46421692
My favourite

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>> No.46421747

>>46421701
I want that Zombie as my gaping partner, we're going to make it to the nationals

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>> No.46421749

>>46421046
>order in the drive through
>hellhound pulls you through the window when you try to pay
>food is cold by the time she finally gives you a break
Yeah, that's going to be a one star from me.

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>>46420691
>Cave diving in a wock
>Reach "the goal"
>Push through
>You're now in a Jubjub's Pub and Jub
>Order a beer and watch sportsball like nothing ever happened

>> No.46421775

>>46421696
How do I gently let the vampire up the way that it drinking a cask of wine a day isn't normal or healthy?

>> No.46421783

All Wonderland girls have British accents.

>> No.46421835

>>46421462
>butter for high temp
it always fucking scorches when i try, what's the secret?
i'll never get a monster wife at this rate

>> No.46421856

>>46421365
That's one long snek!
Perfect length is you ask me. The longer the snek, the better

>> No.46421879

>>46421835
Butter is not for high temperatures, vegetable oils like rapeseed or sunflower, peanut and coconut are the best for high temperatures like for searing meats or Chinese cooking

>> No.46421885

Goodnight Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, enjoy one of the last snowstorms of the season with a glacies.
Because once summer hits, she'll be getting a lot of use as a cooling tool

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>>46421885
But it is summer, that's why Zombies are in high demand

>> No.46421904

>>46421835
it should be clarified butter, you have to boil out the water at a lower temp and strain it, and that will work for high temps

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>>46421885
>don't burn down the thread.
I will with my sallymander best friend, and we will enjoy every second of it.

>> No.46421933

These last couple thread there was that thing about grandmas taking pics while having fun with their grandsons, and I've read enough doujinshi, great ones by the way, in which all student are given sexual education since young age.But in monster schools there's also an additional practical sexual education which is given to boys, that's given by the monster moms like those in Miyabi Tsuzuru or Koyanagi Royal's works. It's not mandatory or obligatory but voluntary in which mothers and sons concede and practice together.
I don't think that's forbidden, it's educative and probably fun, also that's how boys get their first partners for sports days.

>> No.46421951

Post pics of fiery salamanders please!

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>>46421951

>> No.46421966
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>>46421933
I think that some races would join the voluntary lessons

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>>46421951

>> No.46422017

>>46421966
What does boob sound like?

>> No.46422020

>>46422017
No idea, never been that close to a woman with big boobs in my life

>> No.46422025

>>46421933
Like >>46421966 said it depends on the race and also if the mom works all day other family members like grandma or aunts can join
Hell even some monster teachers can help orphan boys who are eager to participate

>> No.46422041

Why do mgs hate consent so much?

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>>46422041
Cause they just want to rape you and consent takes out 90% of the fun

>> No.46422066

>>46421933
Monster moms angrily joining when they find their son's dirty magazines under the bed so they can show them that they are all they need and not those stupid magazines

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WHERE IS IT

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>>46422117
did you check your bed?

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Saying "walkies" to my dog wife!

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>>46422122
I'm checking my email

>> No.46422140

Human men belong to reptiles.

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>>46422140
False. They belong to dogs
They're called man's best friend(wife) for a reason

>> No.46422151

>>46422145
Dogs belong in the pit, away from humans and all of civilized society.

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>>46422151
fish smelling paws typed this post

>> No.46422175

>>46422166
I'd rather fish-smelling, feline paws squish my face than shit-covered canine paws.

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>> No.46422239

Locked in a room with one of the following:
>Cheshire cat - spades suit (hyperactive)
>Dormouse - clubs suit (very lazy)
>Jabberwock - diamonds suit (/d/egenerate)
>March hare - hearts suit (maximum coomerbrain)
for an entire month.

If you choose not to participate, you'll be shown the exit out of Wonderland which is on the other side of the humpty egg garden. And no, the door won't teleport away on you. It's a legitimate exist so no need to worry.

You can pick or let a dice roll pick for you.
So then, which girl you gonna go with?

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>>46422239
>Dormouse - clubs suit (very lazy)
This one. I bet she has the comfiest pillows and tastiest snacks in her room.

>> No.46422254

All this talk about crossboarders and furniggers, why is no one focusing on the real enemy?
https://archiveofourown.org/series/2861755

>> No.46422257

>>46422246
>tastiest snacks in her room.
Lots of cheeses and crackers. Normally it would stink, but her mana, which smells and tastes like molasses, overpowers the stinky cheese smell, so the room smells like brown sugar.

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Do dragons and other powerful monsters get aroused seeing a guy trying his hardest to defeat her despite having little to no effect?

>> No.46422302

>>46422254
Literally who

>> No.46422340

>>46422296
>do monsters get aroused seeing a guy
yes

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>> No.46422357

>>46422302
It's the monster boy coaler
https://archiveofourown.org/users/LivingOrder/pseuds/LivingOrder

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>>46422239
I take the chesh

>> No.46422381

>>46422239
the wock, just fuck me up, i'm in wonderland anyways, maybe i'll just get dommed by a lucoa fanart tier dragon after imbibing on some mysterious potions

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>>46422151
Based and true, caturday btw so get the fuck out dirty dog

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mgs for this feel?

>> No.46422446

>>46422438
Don't post off-topic images, faggot

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Time to get fit! Summer is sooner than you think, and how will you avoid getting bullied a the beach if you're not HUEG?!

>> No.46422663

>>46422438
Kakuens

>> No.46422676

>>46422586
>bullied a the beach
I mostly hike myself

>> No.46422707

>Story where a malef makes fancy ritural about turning women into newts
>gets supriest when a new recruit goes even further beyon and becomes another malef

>> No.46422719

>>46422586
That's not a deadlift, stupid corpse

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To get the “Dragonewt Breeder” title do I have to knock up a bunch of different dragonewts or one dragonewt a bunch of times

>> No.46422730

>>46422239
The Chesh. No matter how hyperactive she is, as a cat I feel confident in my ability to Mollify her.

>> No.46422731

>>46422725
I think just one, breeding is simply highly celabreated

>> No.46422735

>>46422676
>hiking by yourself
>when there's a rapist hiding behind every tree and in every bush
Anon no

>> No.46422741

>>46422707
What kind of ritual is it
does it have the woman drinking blood like the horse hear scene in GOT?
does it have the dragonewts chanting "one of us!"
Does the malef got on a long sppech about how one agian the dragons have increased their number?

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>>46422730
pet and scratch for the win

>> No.46422753

What whould returning to a town with a human turned monster wife look like
>Guild desk lady stares at the woman now turned into an 7ft tall griffon
>"Things...happened..."

>> No.46422758

Remember people
japanese for is after your dick
chinese fox is after your wallet
koren fox is after you liver
and british fox is after your stash of chips

>> No.46422762

Foxgirls trap you in an illusion of the backrooms when pissed

>> No.46422763

Buying a house all for myself and choosing to live alone was the most liberating thing I've ever done, it was the most peaceful I've ever felt. Sure, keeping up with the payments and budgeting to keep myself fed and entertained was pretty tought at first, but the quiet and calm I got from not having to be around others was worth it. Other people only ever bring you problems, especially theirs. All my stress and depression vanished. I felt free and happy.
.....
And then the portals opened. Now there is a Cheshire lingering around my home that pesters me all day. She invited her Mad Hatter and Wonderworm friends over without my consent and now they all bug me daily and squat as if they live with me. I can't even find peace in my own bedroom. The police are now Hellhounds and Dark Elves and they won't help me, they laugh at my plight and compliment my "small harem". Isolation brought me bliss and these Monsters, who claim to want the best for us, have taken that away from me. Why must it be this way.....

>> No.46422774

>>46422763
Just smoke with the Wonderworm and your problems will fade away again. The best solution to most things is to get high of course. Losing all care in the world is for the best. Do it before the Hatter decides to start facesitting "correcting" you.

>> No.46422775

>>46422041
You will consent once you are addicted to rape anyway.

>> No.46422801

Does she have fuzzy ears?
If so, bully her by blowing in them.

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>>46422801
How could you bully such a shy creature?

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insects are icky

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46422857

>>46422844
snake cat are super kot, I want to molest their hears and hug her evryday

>> No.46422866

>>46422844
Very easily.

>> No.46422880
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It's Caturday.

>> No.46422911

Spend your Caturday by taking the neighborhood cats and feeding them to your sneks

>> No.46422914

>>46422880
No, it's Haturday. Post HATS.

>> No.46422957
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if you are walking on the ground you are not immune to mud pussy

>> No.46422967
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>>46422914
Here you go, buddy. The finest court fashion.

>> No.46423114

>>46422967
>Giving your cait sith mushroom brain
I shiggy diggy

>> No.46423127 [SPOILER] 
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>Trip and fall in the street
>Before you can get up a monster is over your
>The first thing that you see when you look up is her thick, long, hard horn
>Ms. Unicorn helps you up and hands you a healing potion incase you leg hurts later
>All you can think about is her monster sized tits

>> No.46423159
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Get in here loser we're going to rob the dairy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xQMPPYkno1M

>> No.46423206

>>46423159
We're going loud, get ready for dozers
https://youtu.be/EPhVCcHhqaI?t=60

>> No.46423312 [DELETED] 

Highspeed nuki inbound

>> No.46423317

>>46423127
Gonna make her a bicorn

>> No.46423324

ill make millions selling mofu i shave off monsters when they're sleeping!

>> No.46423361

>>46416452
The highland gate guard got swarmed by cow girls and sheep girls and goat girls. One guy even got all three in one, a "chimera" she calls herself. Weird things, but not that bad.

>> No.46423417

>>46419466
i'll take the 'nubis from accounting

>> No.46423423

>>46423361
>swarmed by cow girls
If only we could all be so lucky.

>> No.46423594
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46423594

Did you spend time with your daughter this weekend or are you too busy at work again?

>> No.46423661

>>46423594
Those children come from rape, I do not acknowledge them as mine

>> No.46423664
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>> No.46423695

>>46423594
I don't have a daughter. I filled out a form with the Eros administration to get a wife so I can correct this, but they haven't answered back yet. I'm thinking of just becoming a necromancer and adopting a bunch of zombies instead. I'm tired of waiting.

>> No.46423697

>>46423661
Big mistake, now you are no longer protected by the incest taboo

>> No.46423703

>>46423697
I'd rather have a new wife than daughter so that's fine.

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>>46423423
I only need to be swarmed by 1 cow.

>> No.46423842
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>> No.46423845

>>46423703
Well too bad, you get a daughterwife insead.

>> No.46423851

>>46423842
Why is she bitting her own tail?

>> No.46423854

>>46423845
DAMN IT ALL!
I hate kids, so she's not getting fucked until she's at least a teen or so.

>> No.46423859
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>> No.46423908
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>>46423851
She saw how boys liked the snow leopard tail biting trend and she's trying to copy it.

>> No.46423941

>>46423908
But it's weird when it's not a snow leopard that does it

>> No.46423947

>>46423859
I dont get it.

>> No.46423952

>>46421225
>if the termicide works then why am I still alive?

>> No.46423984

>>46423859
God I wish I was a cow tool

>> No.46424027
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What’s the average cost of paying a tanuki to sit on my face?

>> No.46424036

>>46424027
The first one is always free.

>> No.46424063
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>>46424036
What’s the average cost you dolt. I don’t care if the first one is free I need to know what to pay so I’m not getting scammed

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>>46424027
>pranks Nuki by fingering her butthole
>when you take out your finger there's a ring on it
>you're now trapped with that Nuki for the rest of your life
Do not deal with the Nukis no matter how tempting it looks, they are dangerous and always have it their way

>> No.46424093

>>46424063
She needs about $3.50

>> No.46424096
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>>46424093
do i get a discount if i eat her out?

>> No.46424103
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>>46424063
>What’s the average cost
Marriage

>> No.46424145

>>46422663
how so?

>> No.46424151
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>> No.46424194
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I love my daughtersistermother wife she is my chilhood friend we've met... yesterday! We are having our first date tomorrow I am so excited for our... wedding!

>> No.46424200

>>46424151
You get Yuuka from the Halo Festival?

>> No.46424229

>>46422857
>confident bunyip
They're evolving...

>> No.46424233
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46424233

fat

>> No.46424247
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>>46423941
it's fine

>> No.46424254

>>46424247
Modestly dressed monster cute!

>> No.46424262
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>>46424233
And lazy

>> No.46424290

>>46424194
that's why i like mindflayer harems where each lady has a different idea of how to handle things

>> No.46424308

>>46424194
>Flayer wife playing Madlibs in your brain

>> No.46424349
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viscous girls approaching at high speeds

>> No.46424350

>>46424262
She ate a frog! Suwako is going to be pissed!

>> No.46424371

>>46424262
And fertile

>> No.46424495
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How do you guys fantasize about meeting your wife for the first time?

>> No.46424510

>>46424200
keep gacha discussion to the /vg/ thread please

>> No.46424517

>>46424194
flayers are boring
i'm gonna play 4D Gold with Shoggoth wife

>> No.46424553
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>>46424194
Daily reminder to always trust flayers with your brain

>> No.46424569
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>>46424495
Me sitting in traffic when a giant dragon swoops down, grabs my car and flies back home with it.

>> No.46424582

>>46424510
They won't. /vg/ vermin are using this thread as a colony and won't take the hint to take their trash and fuck off.

>> No.46424609

>>46424569
But now you'll be late from work

>> No.46424683

>>46424569
>in a taxi in Dragonia for the first time
>at a stop light with a few cars in front of you
>massive dragon swoops down onto the car in front of you
>carries it off while the guy inside screams
>your driver doesn't say a word, just rolls ahead into the open space

>> No.46424704
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>>46424495
Never imagined how, I just let it happen

>> No.46424741

I want more monster girls taking over spooky games. Like monsters running around instead of scary shadow people in Alan Wake

>> No.46424786

>>46424741
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QgySbdOrmb0

>> No.46424798

>>46424786
Fucking kill yourself for posting this tripe

>> No.46424854
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46424854

Vanilla strawberry apophis > grape apophis

>> No.46424855

>>46424103
>>46424093
Mamono weddings are suspiciously inexpensive...

>> No.46424876

>>46424854
Categorical downgrade.

>> No.46424900

>>46424741
Like replacing the boot in Monopoly with a Lamia?

>> No.46424946

>>46424854
Just be careful you don't get a raspberry

>> No.46425008

>>46424854
Hard disagree.

>> No.46425032

>>46418361
Isn't that more of a pyrow thing to do?

>> No.46425047

>>46425032
Chesh used to be with it, but then they changed what "it" was. Now what she's with isn't it, and what's it seems weird and scary to her.

>> No.46425070

>>46422254
>>46422357
Nobody in their right mind cares about a literal who on AO3, schizoid-kun.

>> No.46425072
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>>46424569
How romantic
>>46424704
Fair. personally I hope mine offers me succubus nosturm, I'd want to turn ASAP

>> No.46425091

>>46425047
>Pyrow: the future is now, old woman
>*steps over the crying chesh*

>> No.46425122

>>46425091
It'll happen to Pyrow too.

>> No.46425128

>>46425122
Well, if she was smart enough to understand that, she wouldn't laugh at chesh, now would she?

>> No.46425131

>>46425091
I wanna marry and old meme cat, who couldn’t keep up with today’s memes. She’ll be much more mellow and meaty

>> No.46425137
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>> No.46425140

Don't tell chesh this, but i like her outdated millenial edgy humor from 2010

>> No.46425163

>>46425140
Even her emo jokes? Will you tell her emos are no longer a thing?

>> No.46425208

>>46425131
The best kots are always lap kots. Gimme a cat who wants to spend hours at a time draped across me, against me, atop me and who purrs like a goddamn coffee grinder.
And kots almost always have to age into that.

>> No.46425216

>>46425208
I need a taco kot with this attitude

>> No.46425219

>>46425208
>t. https://files.catbox.moe/ntl89w.png

>> No.46425259
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>>46425219
Still the hag Nuki is the most proactive one

>> No.46425267

>>46425163
>emos are no longer a thing
There's plenty of them left. They're just in the undead kingdoms. It's were all the dead fads end up.

>> No.46425271

>>46425267
>gyaru vampires
Dear god yes

>> No.46425279

>>46425267
Are there any goth liches? I'm asking for a friend, haha. As a joke.

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>> No.46425335
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>>46425278
GOD
FUCKING
DAMN IT

>> No.46425370
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46425370

>I'll let you go if you can tell me which came first: Ranch or Cool Ranch.

>> No.46425386

I need a smug gyaru fox wife, this much I know for sure.

>> No.46425392
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>> No.46425401

Your Raijuu with hueg generators figured out how to browse through your pc files. What is she wearing tonight?

>> No.46425417

My giant hellhound wife is trying to get me to celebrate national puppy day and spend the entire time spoiling her, but her idea of belly rubs is an worship. Something seems off here...

>> No.46425424

>>46425259
I love hags so much its unreal

>> No.46425466
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>What is this? A temple for ants?
>How are people supposed to worship if they can't even fit inside the building?

>> No.46425477

>>46425466
Why does anubis have to be so anal about these things

>> No.46425504

I don't get why people act like huffing mofu is this scary, life ruining thing. Just only huff and fluff one tail and stop there! People just keep blaming their lack of self control on others. It's sad, honestly.

>> No.46425601
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>>46425504
not all tails are made equal Anon. its about mofu volume and exposure time rather then tail count. this also apply to tails you arent currently huffing. mofu and its effects can be administered through simple bare skin contact. be careful and find a reputable mofu provider who wont secretly caress you with their excess tail while you're taking a huff.

>> No.46425645
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46425645

>>46425466
Why is Miss Anubis so racist against ants?

>> No.46425651
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>> No.46425822
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46425822

Lewd barmaid.

>> No.46425870

>>46425822
Fuck off faggot. Take this trash back to where you came from.

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>> No.46425882
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https://imgbox.com/g/wcwUAlqXMK
Wikifag here, this week's new additions add up to 38. This concludes the weekly report.
New Images start here: https://imgbox.com/XLfnHFgT

Search schedule is at the bottom: https://mgearchive.neocities.org/fanartgalleries.html

>> No.46425884
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>>46425822
I like my barmaids cold and stiff

>> No.46425887

>>46425882
Thanks

>> No.46425903
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>>46425882
Wikifag, wikifag
Has this thing in the bag
This is the song
The ryhmes are strong
Look out, here comes Wikifag

>> No.46425912
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46425912

A good MG wife isn't bothered that you didn't put up much of a fight. This world has been hard enough on you, falling into the arms of the first succ you saw is totally understandable.

>> No.46425913
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>>46425884
Same but they also have to make me stiff, if you know what I mean

>> No.46425943

>>46425651
Trash westernshit

>> No.46425953

>>46425882
Is that some permit she's holding?

>> No.46425963

>>46425953
It's her PTSD

>> No.46425970

>>46425477
>Why does anubis have to be so anal about these things
Because she likes anal.

>> No.46425973

>>46425963
Permit
To
Sex
Dorks
?

>> No.46425979
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>> No.46425987

>>46425953
access to the "big bro sexing room", according to google translate

>> No.46425989

>>46425973
Close
Permit
To
Suck
Dick

>> No.46425999

>>46425987
But she has to be at least 1000 years old, there's no big bro for her

>> No.46426008

>>46425912
I summoned her and my first request was a lap pillow. I made sure to set the tone of our relationship early.

>> No.46426035
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>>46425999
That's a plus
Baphos age like the finest wine in existence

>> No.46426041

>>46425999
Shhh, let her roleplay.

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>> No.46426064

>>46425970
She likes dick in her anubutt? How very naughty, although she would probably rationalize as something reasonable anyway.

>> No.46426081

>>46426045
Sorry I'm saving these levels for my wife, she's max level but likes to keep me in my place.

>> No.46426095

>>46426045
What are they even gonna do with all that EXP?

>> No.46426118

>>46426095
Stop being pathetic winglets?

>> No.46426127

>>46426118
Those tails are looking pretty wimpy too

>> No.46426136

I'm gonna become the leader of a group of outlaw monster girls!
I totally won't turn into their communal boytoy.

>> No.46426145

>>46425870
The best part about it is you don't have to choose just one girl. They're not free but they sure are easy!

>> No.46426174
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>> No.46426184

>>46426145
or you could just, you know, not be into whores that open their legs to every paying customer
love, motherfucker, do you know a word like that? I do

>> No.46426190

>>46426184
>into whores
but enough about pyrows

>> No.46426195

>>46426190
Leave my best friend out of this!

>> No.46426196

>>46426190
false equivalence, pyrows don't do it for money, and they don't do it with random people
again, learn what "love" and "loyalty" are and then you're allowed to post here

>> No.46426219

>>46426196
Stop feeding into schizo mick's insanity, it's not like he's going to stop posting trash if you keep humoring him.

>> No.46426274
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46426274

My personal take is that the sexiest pyrow is the older OL pyrow.

>> No.46426282

>>46426174
Shiroko is Shiroko, always

>> No.46426284

>>46426274
Wow, talk about shit taste. Complete with westernshit art, the only thing missing is cancer freckles and reddened nose to really give it that homely "twitter tranny art" feel.

>> No.46426290

Papillon? More like Plapillon.

>> No.46426300

>>46426274
fat pyrow ass... need her to tease me with it by shoving me against it at every opportunity

>> No.46426304
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>>46426274
Old Pyrows are still hot, not that abomination that you just posted

>> No.46426328

>>46426290
Anon? More like Plapnon, haha nerd

>> No.46426337

>>46425466
! !

>> No.46426338

>>46426304
Wanna woo old pyrow by singing boy band songs to them. You know, as a joke, since she's so cute when she blushes.
>"You are... My fiiiiiire--"
>She counters with "Oops, I Did it Again" before the two of you have hot practice sex while your kids are still asleep

>> No.46426351

>>46424786
I really expected this to be more than it was.

>> No.46426389

>>46426304
I want Vada to go back to make more Baphos

>> No.46426407

>>46426389
I want a continuation of the Sabbath at the beach, and also some action with the one floating in the ocean

>> No.46426410
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>> No.46426422
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Someone here has Vadaboob?s old stuff? he has deleted a lot of his stuff through the years

>> No.46426440
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46426440

What movie is Yeti-san going to watch?

>> No.46426441

>>46426422
There is in the fanart galleries in the OP but you will have to search each gallery one by one

>> No.46426446

>>46426440
>エクスペンダブルズ ニューブラッド
Expendables 4

>> No.46426448

>>46426389
https://twitter.com/vadaboob/status/1763345487179165775?s=20
less than a month ago

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>>46426410

>> No.46426460

>>46426453
God I wish nuns were real

>> No.46426477

>>46426351
?

>> No.46426481

>>46426460
Anon, I have so much to explain to you.

>> No.46426484

>>46426460
>TFW they are real but will only beat you with a ruler, not beat your meat
Reality is cruel.

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>>46426460
maybe someday

>> No.46426496

>>46426477
It's just some ghost girls swaying their hips mostly. It's nice but like 20 seconds of animation spread out to three minutes.

>> No.46426497

>>46426484
Can she at least beat my meat with a ruler?

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>>46426453

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