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>> No.4638563

As a single white semi republican male with a healthy interest in fire I gotta say bullshit.

>> No.4638564

k

>> No.4638566

I saw most of these questions on my military application questionnaire. So that's what they were looking for.

>> No.4638569
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>> No.4638570

yes
yes
no
no
yes
no
watch out for miles
yes
;_;
no

>> No.4638572

I fulfill exactly one of those criteria.
Also lol republicans.

>> No.4638579
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4638579

safe

>> No.4638593
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4638593

Should I be worried?

>> No.4638604

>>4638593
Notice how his check marks are heavily invasive of the other sections, showing no regard for boundaries.

This man is dangerous.

>> No.4638606

This says nothing about what chance of someone being a serial killer is for exhibiting some behavior. Silly statistic manipulation.

>> No.4638607

>>4638570
Good one.

>> No.4638623

>>4638604
also chose to use the colour red

We need to lock this guy up before he does any more harm to our wonderful society

>> No.4638626

Watch as everyone answers yes to number five...

>> No.4638629

What IQ range is considered 'bright' to 'very bright'? Last time I checked mine was 120.

I fulfill 5 of those statements.

>> No.4638635

>>4638604
>>4638623
Oh my God what should I do? Voluntarily commit myself?

>> No.4638637

>fetishism

what

seriously

>> No.4638638
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4638638

woooooooooo

>> No.4638639

>>4638626
This.
If you were "very bright", you wouldn't be on /jp/.

>> No.4638640

>>4638635
Why? its not like you'll murder anyone important.

>> No.4638647

123456789

>> No.4638648

Stay away from me you sickos

>> No.4638655
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4638655

>>4638638


Oh

are we posting these?

here's mine then

>> No.4638662

>>4638647
As expected

>> No.4638667

>>4638640
I guess you are right. Incidently, what is your address and what time do you go to sleep?

>> No.4638707

>>4638662
As expected?

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4638710

I wanted to draw a rainbow but I couldn't.

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4638711

For 5, I'm not sure. In grade school I had my first and only official IQ test, and I scored 162. It's been a long run downhill from there.

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4638779

close....

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>>4638711
165 is well into the top percentile, and even if you feel you've declined for some reason, I have to imagine you would probably still be well ahead of the curve, just the same.

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>>4638711
162 is well into the top percentile, and even if you feel you've declined for some reason, I have to imagine you would probably still be well ahead of the curve, just the same.

>> No.4638802

>>4638788
I don't trust those IQ tests. They scored me as 160 something. If I am so smart why am I so stupid?

>> No.4638803

>>4638711
I never got a "proper" IQ test, but when my neighbour who was studying psychology had to practice giving IQ tests to people, she would pay me 20$ to take them. I never took them seriously but apparently i am 140-145. But IQ tests are BS anyways.
>>4638788
see my last sentence

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.......
fuck that shit I ain't no Serial killer.

>> No.4638819

>Voting Republican makes you a serial killer

Gee, it sure is butthurt liberal in here.

>> No.4638822

I fulfill 9/10 of these.

What do?

>> No.4638825

>>4638779
>>4638803
this is me for reference


Also, I consistently score in the top 5% nation wide in math, science, and English competitions and grades.

>> No.4638829

Most children are fascinated by fire, have a strong interest in porn, tend to be cruel.
Suicide attempts are common. IQ tests are irrelevant. Psychological abuse has been reduced to being called an idiot by your parents.
Everyone has a relative who went to prison/an asylum/is an alcoholic.
About half of the country considers itself conservative and fairly religious.

Wow, being a serial killer sure is easy.

>> No.4638830

>>4638819
>Acknowledging factual statistics makes you liberal
Sure is

>> No.4638831

>>4638825
your fine, it's myself I'm worried about.

>> No.4638836
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4638836

I think I'm normal.

WAT DO

>> No.4638837

Actual pyro reporting in, burnt my own house twice.

>> No.4638838

>>4638829
Not gonna stop us from profiling ourselves to see how we compare to the statistics.

Statistics, by the way, have nothing to do with the future.

>> No.4638839

>>4638819
No, but being smart and still voting Republican does.

>> No.4638843

>>4638830
>Making up statistics to make socialism seem grounded in the real world
Fixed that for you, comrade.

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>>4638839

>> No.4638851
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4638851

The only one worth explaining is I was a retarded teenager who would be a dick to my dog (push her around, not exactly torture!) when I had shitty days in high school.

>> No.4638854

>>4638843
Don't taint the word comrade by likening it to anything socialism related.

>> No.4638858
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4638858

Probably not serial killer.

>> No.4638861

I believe thet left out an important checkbox:

[ ] Kills people

>> No.4638862

>>4638839
>>4638843
>>4638830
>>4638819
Take this shit somewhere else.

>> No.4638864

Oh /jp/. You must not have spent much time on /n/ if you fall for such weak political trolling.

>> No.4638867

I have 7-8/10 of these.

Go figure.

>> No.4638868

At least 90% of serial killers breathe air.
Do YOU breathe air ?

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4638869

I don't go outside so I can't start fires, hentai probably counts as sick fetishism to normalfags, I've never been close enough to an animal to torture them since my dog died when I was young, I haven't really tried to kill myself although I've thought about it, I've never taken an IQ test but I had about average academic performance (Cs and Bs on my GCSEs) and I've never been abused, wet the bed, had alcohol problems or given a shit about politics.

I guess I'm fine, yeah?

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>>4638868
I do! D:

>> No.4638873

>>4638868
No

>> No.4638880

>>4638870
You should turn yourself in to the police before you do something terrible
.>>4638873
You should call a hospital before something terrible happens to you.

>> No.4638882

>More than 60% wet their beds beyond the age of 12
You are now aware of bedwetting anon.

>Over half are single, white males.
Holy fuck its the end of serial killers, its so easy to spot them now. Police shoud just go and arrest them.Or apply the law to forcibly marry every male at young age - problem solved.

>> No.4638883

>>4638862
>Bawww, he isn't fooled by my left-wing ideology!

>> No.4638890

>>4638883
>Implying I'm left-wing.

>> No.4638891

>>4638864
You must be new here. /jp/ replies to anyone.

>> No.4638892
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4638892

>>4638638
>>4638655
>>4638711
>>4638810
Tell me about this sexual abuse, in detail.

>> No.4638895

>>4638892
It just says abuse, not sexual abuse.

>> No.4638901

>>4638895
I have a feeling you were sexually abused.

>> No.4638902

>>4638869
>I don't go outside so I can't start fires

lolwat

>> No.4638906

>>4638901
Fuck off, I wasn't sexually abused.

>> No.4638907

>I don't go outside so I can't start fires
what

>> No.4638908

>>4638882
butthurt serial killer

>> No.4638911

>>4638906
I know it's a touchy subject, but you're among friends here.

>> No.4638912

>>4638892

whats sum brit smokeing a blunt gott o say abuot $hit ?

>> No.4638915

>>4638906
>My daddy still touches me.

>> No.4638920

>>4638911
>>4638915
I wasn't sexually abused.
I was only physically abused.

>> No.4638922

Serial Killers walk on legs
So if you walk on legs you're a serial killer

Typical "Hitler liked sugar" ideology

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>>4638868
I don't know if the putrid stench and poisonous fumes in this secluded little piece of shit I call a room count as fucking air.

>> No.4638934

>>4638902
>>4638907
>implying I would start fires inside and risk burning my parents' house down
Yeah, no.

>> No.4638938

>>4638920
With a dick, amirite?

>> No.4638942

>>4638932
nice brush

>> No.4638946

>>4638938
Actually it was by my mother.
Go figure.

>> No.4638948
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4638948

95% of all serial killers die.

OH SHIT WHAT NOW

>> No.4638952

>>4638946
More details are needed.

>> No.4638959

>>4638948
So the other 5% have achieved Immortality?
Fuck, I'm in, that's way better than my current chances!

>> No.4638960

>>4638948
Actually, 100% of them.

>> No.4638967

I have just about all of these except 1 & 3.

What do?

>> No.4638970

>>4638960
It's not death if they were murdered/killed by the state.

>> No.4638971

>>4638967

Buy a lighter and adopt a kitten

>> No.4638974

93.51% of all statistics are made up

>> No.4638977

>>4638952
No, I'm going to sleep.

>> No.4638979

5, 8, and 9
Looks like I probably won't be killing anyone anytime soon.

>> No.4638994

>>4638979
A-HA!
That's exactly what a serial killer would say!
MODS, arrest this man!

>> No.4639005

>>4638977
Stay dry, miles.

>> No.4639041

>>4639005
It's not funny anymore you know.

>> No.4639044

>>4639041
Just because it isn't funny to you doesn't mean it isn't funny to me.

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4639067

huh.

>> No.4639083

>>4639041
change your tripname if you want people to stop bothing you about it.

I mean its not like you Have the respect of your peers or something.

>> No.4639090
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4639090

I'd probably be fine with killing people if I wasn't so lazy. I have almost no empathy for other humans, it would be effortless for me to end a life. I just don't really feel like it or have a reason to.

>> No.4639092

>>4639041
I thought you were going to bed. You sure do like the attention, don't you. While you're still here waiting for people to reply to you, how about you tell us how your mother beat the shit out of you.

>> No.4639102

only the first one, but i don't want to burn a house or a car, only small things like paper, candle, plastic things but nothing really important

>> No.4639110

Does it count as sexual abuse if you enjoy it?

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4639168

>>4639041
It's still funny, just like your mattress is still moist.

>> No.4639183

>>4639168
if your gonna start pickin on miles your gonna have to go through me first assbutt

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>>4639183
Im the 1 who started picking on him in the 1st place, don't make me use my chi to knock ur ass out of the way im warnin u

>> No.4639210

>>4639193
u think you're chi can hurt me kid u cant even nock down a baby so y dont u step down before the big dogs rip ya 2 shreds

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>>4639210
I dnt think u no wat ur gettin urself into with this man, u beter step off b4 i show u why i dont mess w/small fries. Ur rite, i can't nock a babby down - u no wy? Cuz i dont mess w/weakling babbies lyk u.

But u no, im about 2 mak an esseption just 4 u, if u dont want to dy rit now u better step off and go hom to ur mommie.

>> No.4639234

>>4639090
>I tortured cats
YOU FUCKING MONSTER

>> No.4639255

Does rather cruelly bullying and traumatizing cats count as torture? I never really physically harmed them.

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>> No.4639337

correlation != causation

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