Monster Girl Thread

[Anonymous No.]

Watch out!

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[Anonymous No.]

Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, the Fallen God?

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She's leaving

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>>46351489
Do you need someone to walk you through the forest?

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wurm is digging towards you at high speed (y/n)?

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Listen FOX, just because I was polite to you doesn't mean I want to become your househusband and move in with you. You need to learn to respect my boundar-yhMMMMpphhhh!!!!

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>>46351553
Another victim.

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Why do elves dress like this?

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>>46351509
Nooooo

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>>46351553
you WILL start a family with a fox and you will like it!

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I hear the big goats come out if you go into the woods under the blood moon

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And elves say they're superior to us humans.

[Anonymous No.]

Imagine having SEX with a LILIM
preposterous!

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Imagine the confounding situations that unfold when an evil Monster villain and a human villain team up.
>"evil" Malef agrees to team up with an actually evil human terrorist wanted by the Order for many crimes
>funds an evil plan he hatched without listening to the details using her treasury
>on the day he executes it she joins him personally as they overlook a town square in an Order commune on the day of a big procession where hundreds have gathered
>he hands her a remote and asks if she would like the honors
>"Oooooh, what's this do? Release a ton of mana on them all and corrupt them?"
>she presses the button on his remote and watches in horror as bombs go off killing hundreds of innocents and then a gas attack happens in a big church hall simultaneously killing even more whilst the terrorist she partnered with is cackling at all the torment and wickedness he just unleashed using Malef's funds
>Malef broke her alliance with him and turned him into the Order before fleeing herself but now she has PTSD and can't unsee what she stupidly aided that day
>decides to give up the "evil" act and stop playing around ever again

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[Anonymous No.]

Thick fox hags with large unkempt bushes

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Kitty titty.

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>>46351900
I prefer when women take good care of themselves

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>>46351489
Does this mean that waffles with orange syrup would be the ultimate anti-dragon weapon?

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dragon not so smug when I say her wings are very pretty

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Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.
Instead, remember that there are actually some dragons out there that aren't evil.
They're still proud but they won't sack a village for treasure and a husband they'll just 'rescue' him from some horrible horde of orcs and goblins raiding his village.
And keep him home even after they are driven off.

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Would your pre-tamed self be okay with your taming being filmed and then uploaded to MAMANO'D.com for all to see? Regardless of your answer, it'll still be uploaded.

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oh no! i missed fox hours! how am i going to marry off this winters litter now?

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>troll neighbor keeps telling me I should eat healthier "or else"
Psssshhh yeah right. What's she gonna do? She's just my neighbor, she doesn't have any authority over me. I'm gonna go get a monster burger from a fast food place with a soda and a milkshake now just to spite her.

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>>46353147
She's gonna troll you anon.

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I want to pamper a overworked demon OL by telling her she's a good girl and that she deserves to be loved

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>>46353266
>troll trolls anon
>by replacing his junk food with healthy snacks and his burgers with a nice beef stew
devilish

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Oh no! That evil royal snob Pharaoh cast a curse on Apophis-chan that gave her legs! Now she has trouble getting around since she isn't used to having legs in place of her tail! Now Apophis-chan is also scared nobody will love her since she isn't a pretty snake anymore either!

Whatever will she do in this troubling conundrum!?!!?

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>>46353907
She is still purple so it's all good
Purple is like 30% of her sexiness

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>>46353907
I don’t know what she’s gonna do but I’m gonna fuck her thighs.

[Anonymous No.]

I found an artist that really captured how sport days, sport competitions, club activities or training camps would work
https://exhentai.org/g/2725404/a67556972e/

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PSA: Do NOT have sex with your pet cat, dog, bird or fish girl. It is not right or sensitive for you to have sexual relations with your own pets.

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>>46354614
the cows have gone on strike until working conditions improve

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What unfathomable calculus lurks behind a wurms bright, staring eyes? What mysteries are unraveled? What secrets gleaned?

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>>46354614
But I have to have sex with my cat since its caturday
It's the law, my cat said so

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ded

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>>46354763
>>46354614
Do you want to make the cat cry?

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>>46354754
Men like :D

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>>46354754
Wurm knows why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch

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>>46355887
So fuck them? Cat cries when I say no to sex

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>>46355983
Yes, pet them, hug them and sex with them until you create a family

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>>46356057
I want to make many cat daughters and spoil them rotten

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>>46356065
Don't over do it

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>>46356084
Don't tell me what to do
I will be solely responsible of increasing the cat population by 50% in the town and that will keep increasing

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>>46356119
I meant spoiling, too much spoiling is not good

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Werekots are friends! (And chesh is okay, too.) Love them and lavish them with praise and hugs!

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>>46356155
chesh is da best in my book

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Ah, another one!

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>>46356154
I will spoil them everyday
Like buying each daughter a big tuna for her to enjoy or buying them a big stuffed fish for them to use as a daki

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>>46356175
What trickery is that vulpine slut pulling?!

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>>46356175
Cutest kot inbound

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These kots are getting too uppity, someone get the spray bottle

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>>46356258
nope

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>>46356258
Release the hounds

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>20' x 20' room
>No windows
>Locked steel door with a food slot
>Small bathroom with a sink, toilet, and 1-person shower
>Door to bathroom does not lock and can swing both ways
>1 California king bed with appropriate bedding
>1 large sofa
>1 deck of cards
>3 cheshire cats
>Cheshire cat #1: 28 years old, moderately thicc, well-endowed breasts, 5' 6" (not including ears)
>Cheshite cat #2: 18 years old, average weight, small breasts, 6' 1" (not including ears)
>Cheshire cat #3: 145 years old, loli frame, flat chest, 4' 4" (including ears)
Your goal?

Survive with your sanity intact after being locked in there with them for 100 days. Reward: $100,000
If you manage to survive with your sanity intact and manage to not engage in any lewd act (everything from sodomy and intercourse to kissing and handholding), you'll be rewarded an additional $100,000.

So Anon, are you up for the challenge?
Do you think you'll succeed?
If so, do you think you could accomplish the bonus goal as well?

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>>46356316
I can keep my sanity but I would fail the lewd act
I would hold and treat the loli chesh like a pet cat: hugging her on my lap, absentmindedly petting her, or sleeping with her while cuddling

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>>46356376
You're one depraved anon, Anonymous.

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>>46356316
100K and 100 days of creaming my new Chesh harem? Sign me up.

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But I'm allergic to cats! They make me all itchy.

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>>46356557
Itchy in your heart? That's called love for cats

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>>46356557
That’s why they’ve got the claws.

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>>46356557
>They make me all itchy.
In the heart right?

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Sorry anons, I joined the Kot Gang

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>>46356685
Based

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I will NOT pay the nyakuza protection money, I refuse to be strongarmed in my own home!

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>>46356833
>eats your fish
>scratches your couch
>meows under your window at 2am
>knocks your cup of water off your desk
You WILL pay the money

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>>46353907
Curse the pharaoh to give her a tail.

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the early borg catches the wan

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>>46351900
>with large unkempt bushes
Pic unrelated?

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>>46356376
Same. Exact same, even.
Also, I'd CONSTANTLY be trying to get the cheshires to teleport out and bring me food. I bet they don't even SERVE tendies in there.

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>>46357073
No, she's the WORST at gardening. Her whole yard is a goddamn disaster. The HOA keeps sending her notices that her grass choice isn't on the approved list, her leaf collection is nonexistent, and you bet your bippy she's not actually trimming any of the bushes in her landscaping. In short, her yard looks terrible.
I heard the HOA president is going to go over there and straighten her out this weekend. He said he was really going to give her a piece of his mind.

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>>46351489
hebi is kinda mad
https://files.catbox.moe/115bhb.mp4

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>>46356833
Yeah, I choosed to be their bodyguard instead, way more gratifying, they make eggcellent ramen, I have a tacticool gun and outfit and the pay is good

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>>46357289
Hebifag eat good

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>>46351489
>"Ze Order Acolytes are hiding in ze floorboards are ze?"

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>>46357771
*Mating presses you*

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>>46357289
>POV: You're seconds away from being vored by a your hebi wife because the female cashier at the grocery store spoke to you saying "the total is $59.41, cash or credit?"

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>>46357289
But why

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>>46357832
Anon. Please. Enough with this fetish.
Hebis are clearly more for unbirth so she can be your dommy mommy snake that turns you into a baby shota.

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>>46357289
What sick, twisted fuck gives a hebi, a HEBI, a transformation sequence? Her yan levels are gonna be off the charts!
I'm into it.

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>>46357883
Nah, that's jabberwock territory and maybe your more adventurous cheshires. That's not something befitting of hebis or sneks of any kind, not even wurms.

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It is Caturday again.

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>>46358514
Ojousama Gotes hit different.

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>>46358582
that is a dragon

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>>46358582
>>46359022
It's obviously a cow.

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>>46358582
>>46359022
>>46359074
You fools look at the ears, it’s clearly a rabbit.

[Anonymous No.]

Cuddlecores do not exist.
It is yet another ploy by the dastardly, cunning, conniving manticores (or mantibores, as I like to call them).
They seek a new ruse to use against humanity, as their old 'we eat people' shtick has become widely known as fake (and rightly so!)
If people genuinely believe these BEASTS to be cuddly, then they will lower their guards around them.
If this happens, the manticore will be free to do whatever wicked things she wants to them.
Moreover, she will have the defence of 'he tried to hug me first!', so no complaints can be made against her.
We must DESTROY this MISINFORMATION before yet another young man falls into the clutches of these monsters.

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>>46359821
It is Caturday. Thank you for posting a cat. I would definitely cuddle her. She seems friendly.

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>>46353907
Joke's on Pharaoh when Apophis-chan has nicer legs than her.

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Infinite milk heal strat patch when?

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>>46360465
Perpetual motion

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>>46360465
Yes it's strong, but it's very easy to get locked into the animation for hours, so it's balanced as it is.

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>>46351900
>bushes
You mean forests right?
Woods?
Thickets?
Only the hairiest

[Anonymous No.]

This MG Doesn't Fit the Periodic Table

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Breaching FDA headquarters with my cow wife!

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>>46360972
twenty men had try to take her
twenty men had made a slip

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>>46360899
Ghosts/phantoms, ectoplasm isn’t real thus no one knows its composition. Also maybe angels, houris, valks and cupids they could be made out of literal holy light

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>>46360465
You can either whine about it, or you can take advantage of the meta and incentivize the devs to patch it out.

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Unless the cow could feed an army she is not milky enough

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>scary dragon keeps leaving you gifts as her idea of "courting" the last few days
>leaves various trinkets on your porch then leaves before you can say anything
>now she has started leaving food, mostly meat, cooked with her fire
>some of it is overcooked other is a bit too charred but you wouldn't dare to say it to her
>in general she seems to act like a big scaly, grumpy, fire-breathing cat

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>>46357289
I hope you didn't spend 50k on this

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>>46361316
>>in general she seems to act like a big scaly, grumpy, fire-breathing cat
I know you watched that 1977 Hobbit movie too. My nigga.

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>>46361316
>>in general she seems to act like a big scaly, grumpy, fire-breathing cat
It is Caturday. Thank you for posting a cat. She seems like a good predator and I would cuddle her for warmth.

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Hoping you'll be feline fine this caturday

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>>46361449
Need a fat cat to enjoy this caturday

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I need more Echidna headcanons/facts to needlessly ponder about for hours NOW!

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>>46361618
After 3+ kids they often make themselves upset because she can't hold them all anymore
They are excessively affectionate to their kids and rub their cheeks against them like a cat

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>>46361618
She has anubis level autism when it comes to labyrinth layout.
Everything must be as she wants it.
The oil inside each fire trap must be from either the desert kingdoms or alraune sourced.
The intervals between swinging realm silver blades must be correct to the milisecond.
Each guard and wandering monster must be trained to follow a very specific script UNLESS they believe whoever they are pursuing is their future husband.
Running a dungeon isn't easy, and the echidna is responsible for a lot. From the advertising to the quest rewards to the layout itself - an echidna must handle all these things.
Often dungeons are family run, meaning echidnas will pass the role of dungeon master on from snek to snek. When one snek has her stint, gets married and has kids, the next in line will succeed her. An echidna's siblings often provide vital support as either guards or administrators (though some leave for their own adventures). When echidnas forgo being dungeon masters, they may stay in a secluded part of their old dungeon with their husband, or travel the world to experience dungeons from the adventurers perspective.

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>>46360899
neutronium golem

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>>46361618
spreadsheets to keep track of how many species of daughters and if she got the rare color variant

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>>46361618
Old echidnas say things were better before the internet because now everyone just goes online and copies the meta dungeon layout, but they kinda have to because everyone else goes online and copies the meta raiding loadout, so if you build an unoptimized dungeon you end up getting steamrolled. I can't exactly say that the old echidas are wrong.

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>>46361618
Her snakes are incredibly affectionate and will kiss and rub against the people she loves (her family) unconsciously like a medusa. They are also poisonous but only go on the attack when she's aroused, their venom making their husband rock hard so that they can lay with him for hours of non-stop sex.

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>>46361618
One time an echidna gave birth to a Lilim.

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>>46359821
If it doesn't exist, I will create her. I will tame a savage manticore and rape her into a cuddlecore who can put yetis to shame

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>>46361804
Lies and slander,fake news

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>>46361811
No, it definitely happened. My friend told me about it! Would a childhood friend cheshire do that? Just LIE to a man?

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>>46361823
YES?! unless it was something like THAT echidna,you know,the greek myth one

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>>46361618
Any monster born from an Echidna has a chance of giving birth to an Echidna any time they get pregnant. Successive generations have a lower chance but never zero.

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>>46361808
>wanna put your head in here?

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>>46361877
That'd be hilarious.
>Your darling Shirohebi wife gives birth to an Echidna.
>"YOU CHEATED!?!?!??!?" is her immediate reaction. Somehow.

[Anonymous No.]

You have encountered the dungeon boss, Ancient Golem, who is twenty levels higher than you.

You have no hope of winning this battle and getting the high tier loot.

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>>46362141
I just avoid her. This F.O.E. Won’t wipe my team.

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>>46362141
She is ADORABLE.

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>>46362141
It's fine, I'll just climb on her back and stab her weak point.

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>>46362141
I cast Magnet.

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>>46362141
>intentionally get caught in her bearhug grab attack
>lean forward and kiss her lips
>golem bluescreens
Ez

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Remember anons, no matter how smug or haughty a vampire might act. It’s a sign that she loves you. Remember to give her a kiss while she’s acting like that to show it back.

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>>46362141
I am sure to win as my speed is superior

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>>46362261
What if I don't love the Vampire back

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>>46362342
Wrap her coffin in duct tape and run away.

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>>46362261
>She totally loves you, she just tries really hard not to act like it!
Yeah, nah. I think about the most of that I could handle would be somewlike a jinko as I imagine them where she's not at all ashamed to admit her romantic love but can't come to terms with her own sexual desire.

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>>46362508
These hag foxes are letting themselves go after being unmarried for too long.

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My seminal count is at an all time low because I masturbate constantly and daily to ensure I have none to spare for Monsters. After all, a small droplet of cum isn't going to feed them. Therefor, they won't care to bother me. I won't be enticing prey for a Monster.

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>>46362141
>some other adventurer beat and married the dungeon boss ages ago
>optional golem boss is left masterless
>take her out of the dungeon and give her a new lease on life

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>>46362550
They're gonna slap a tattoo on your balls anon that will increase production by 200%

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>>46362651
200% is rookie numbers. More like 20,000%. You're going to be blasting out man jam by the quart.

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>>46362550
Good enough for Akaname to clean it for you.

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>>46362261
Tsun is good.

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>>46362508
>>46362531
not fat enough

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>>46362525
Dem tiddies have a center of gravity all their own

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[Anonymous No.]

Renting a motorbike to travel through Zipangu and the Mist Continent as a dumb foreigner, what could go wrong?

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>>46357289
Perfect opportunity for a cock slap

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The perfect Caturday involves me, my werecat wife, our young daughter, and Lord Anonson the First (a stray that I adopted when I was single) all having a nice little nap on the same bed!

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>>46362866
I will not be Jinko'd

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>>46362890
I will not be pachinko'd

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>>46362890
I will.

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Look at this Chesh.

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>>46362955
Mating press.

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>>46362972
Slow down there bucko, you can't just mating press a bratty stacked loli the moment you see her.

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>>46362141
>knocks her off the level with my 2-hander
https://youtu.be/0mDoGBhjprk

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>>46362994
Try telling her that.

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>Haha, Anon. You should go out with your sister to practice dating so that you know how to behave around your future girlfriend. Aren't you happy you have a cute and helpful girl like your sister to practice with? Haha.

[Anonymous No.]

The Demon Lord should turn the Chief God into a holy cow when she finally wins and corrupts her.

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>>46363027
holy cow itsh iliash from monster girl quesht

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>>46362955
Monsters with hair covering their eyes are extra lewd.

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>>46362939
She looks like she craves electrolytes

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>>46363013
I don't have a sister. You're not my mom...

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Orderbros, our heroine has been looking at me funny ever since she put on that dragonscale armor we found in those ancient ruins. Should I be worried?

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>>46363052
>you're not my mom
just because she kidnapped you doesn't mean you can say hurtful things like that

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>>46362955
CANT SEE SHIT

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>>46362939
I just wanna become a tomato farmer. . .

[Anonymous No.]

So, what goes on the post-DL victory world? Does anything happen anymore or is it all just the same shit everywhere but on a different day? Is there any point to the world anymore after that?

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>>46363183
you got to find your own meaning to existence.

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>>46363183
Sex

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>>46363183
I mea people would focus on develping the arts, science, tech ect
we become the federation in star trek

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>>46363183
Monster sexo

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>>46362141
>hoik method
>star cannon
>my cock
>???
>victory

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>>46363183
Well you can uhhhhhh have sex and uhhhh.... yeah that's about it.

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>>46363183
given the existence of Pandemonium, that kinda seems to be the point

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>anon realizes that the idea of an eternal blissful peaceful heaven that never ends is stagnate and boring and requires lobotomy and complete neutering of all thinking functions to be enjoyable
Shocking.

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>>46363234
heaven does seem pretty trash but it's easy to do better than that

[Anonymous No.]

Cute Squirrel.

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>striving for a better world, maybe even a perfect utopia bad
You misery guts should just rope yourselves.

[Anonymous No.]

I've got a magitech bomb that'll age up any monster in a three-mile radius and I'm on my way to the Sabbath Industries tower

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>>46363251
would bend over various pieces of furniture with her legs dangling

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>>46363266
Most of them are over a thousand years old already so i wouldn't expect much from it.

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>>46363254
Heaven but its monsters and sex will never be anymore better or entertaining than normal heaven. Life requires drive and conflict to be interesting and if you take that away then you might as well erase all of existence because there's no fucking point to it anymore. This is why it'd be better if the CG and DL just stalemated forever instead of one winning over the other. The conflict would always be driving people to think and work in some way and it would make the wish fulfillment (the point of the setting) easier, both logically and for the narrative reasoning. A shortsighted hedonist scum like you can't understand this.

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So we're cycling through all the old baits again, are we?

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>>46363292
This, wish fulfillment implies wanting relief from troubles or pain, you wouldn't have any wishes if you were already just completely happy to begin with and had everything.

[Anonymous No.]

succubus more like suck u off haha got em

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Miseryfags should kill themselves. You fuckers speak very loud but won't practice what you preach. Go out and do the conflict but you won't do any of that. You instead work 9-5 and when not doing that spend your time on 4chan bragging about how tough you are with conflict. Fuck off.

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>>46363298
>a modicum of discussion about MGE or the setting of any form is had
>aaAAaAaaaiiIIiIeeeEeEEeee iS ThIs Le BAiT?!!!?!?
You are one of the biggest fucking retarded faggots in this thread for sure, up there with mick and the frog.

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>>46363328
Fuck off. You don't want discussion cause you fuckers don't discuss in good faith. Kill yourself.

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>>46363333
Go to /monster/ if you want a tranny hugbox so bad then nigger, do you forget what website you're on? Good fucking luck trying to stop people from talking on 4chan you shit for brains.

[Anonymous No.]

She wants you to BREED

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>>46363348
oh no?

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>>46363348

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>>46363362
I have seen an image set where the prince impregnate's both the princess and maleficent

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>>46363348
I don't want kids!

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>>46363380
then she's talking to you
go fuc something else

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>>46363380
Too bad.

[Anonymous No.]

Dragons who get excited and start scratching at the car windows when you drive past Wendys

[Anonymous No.]

Just don't be surprised if the dragon spends twenty minutes dressing you up in gold jewelry before sex. It's rare to find a dragon who doesn't want to fuck a walking pile of treasure.

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>>46363348
With who?

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>>46363345
The tranny freak here is you subhuman.

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>>46363251
ah nuts

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>>46363380
An MG wife can change such a decision as they will take a while to get pregnant anyway.

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>>46363348
do NOT breed ancient evils,just dont

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>>46363460
it'd be kind of neat if a manticore got pregnant on the first raping

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>>46363348
I dunno, she doesn't seem evil enough

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>>46363468
Coward. Breed ancient evils so that young evils are born who will then go on to become future ancient evils. The cycle must be maintained.

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>>46363452
Yeah, you're a coping little dickless troon. You call literally everything you see le bad faitherino and throw a shitfit. You will definitely neck yourself soon.

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>>46363469
Now,would that make her hesitant to rape more often or would she just get more rapey?

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>>46363475
Ancient evils are supposed to be rare and stuff,cant just make entire settlements out of an ancient evil womb

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>>46363478
So much butthurt, tranny. End yourself faggot.

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46363494
Calm down Alp-chan

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>>46363500
Try harder, faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

Whatever you say Alp-chan.

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>>46363486
Ancient evils are by their nature powerful beings and thus have the hardest time getting preggo. So you can't make an entire settlement of young evils.

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>>46363348
Malef's Managed Democracy needs more citizens.

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>>46363532
i'm doing my part

[Anonymous No.]

>>46363532
I would not like to know more

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>>46363538
I immediately submit to this dragon newt's armpits

[Anonymous No.]

>>46363534
>>46363538
My desire to know more is intensifying.

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>>46363486
modern evils be like
>the future is now, old man

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>>46363545
>>46363547
The dragon's are taking over

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>>46363545
>>46363547
im seeing double here, FOUR MALEFS

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>>46363547
i should a lizard

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>>46363553
Who even cares, all they do all day is sit on their pile of gold and jewels.

[Anonymous No.]

Dance!

[Anonymous No.]

I'm gonna stick my head inside a manticore's tail, wish me luck!

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>>46363562
I care because I don't want to be ruled by rude lizards

[Anonymous No.]

>>46363292
Pretty much. Only if you lose all drive and sense of adventure does a world where everything is managed by fate become appealing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46363575
You will be ruled by Dragons
You will be married to Dragons.
You will accept this and you will be happy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46363571
I wish for fish

[Anonymous No.]

>>46363578
Fuck off dishonest scum.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46363328
If you want to see the cutest monster girls you only have to ask. No need to be coy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46363575
the polite lizard project was an abject failure
too much bonnet tipping

[Anonymous No.]

>miseryfagging as muh mge discussion!
>on cue the furtard shows up
Amazing isnt it

[Anonymous No.]

A dragon's NEETbux would make for a fine hunting trophy

[Anonymous No.]

Alp-chan called in his buddy mick to help him shitpost the thread and kill discussion even more, amazing. Why are they so afraid of people talking about monster girls?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46363581
I will resist dragon rule!
I will stay single!
and I will never be happy!

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>>46363595
>too much bonnet tipping
It was charming and cute!

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>>46363595
at least the efficient lizard project was a success

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>IT'S MISERYFAGGING BECAUSE I SAID SO EVEN THOUGH IT ISN'T! STOP MAKING DISCUSSION, THAT BRINGS LIFE TO THE THREAD THAT I NEED TO KILL BY CALLING EVERYTHING LE BAD FAITH IN AN EPIC FALSEFLAG! MICK BACK ME UP!!!!!
This is fucking pathetic.

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>>46363614
when you spend more time saying you're making a discussion than actually discussing you may want to re-orient yourself.

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>>46363614
irishfurtrash needs to be shot but you faggot also need to be shot. Your discussion is just muh Mamono bad. Muh human good. That's all it is. You don't even live up to said ideals cause you waste time on 4chan instead of being the rugged man who faces conflict. Fuck off tg.

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Mamano baaaaaaaa-d

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>>46363621
Almost like it's kind of hard for anyone to talk about anything MGE related when you have a deranged tranny working overtime to slap labels like "bad faith" and "miseryfagging" on anything anyone says to sterilize the thread.

>>46363631
I know you don't know how to read, third worlder, you don't have to reiterate.

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>>46363603
>anon says all this but still gets raped and by Malef and breeds her.
Stupid anon.

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>>46363642
Fuck off to tg and take the furfag with you.

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>>46363642
Just don't call it MGE then.

[Anonymous No.]

Even the biggest, haggiest jinko can instantly be defeated by headpats

[Anonymous No.]

>>46363659
did you bring a stepladder?

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>>46363651
But anon, the mick is your shitposting buddy and you are a falseflagger, you know that's not gonna happen. I think I'll stay here instead of go to a board I've never been to and keep talking about wish fulfillment since that's the point of MGE and I like it while you seethe and keep trying to kill this thread for some reason.

>>46363657
Nah, fuck off. This is the MGE thread, go somewhere else if you hate it so much.

[Anonymous No.]

>Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeh? Who yoush calling hag boy...?
>heeee-heey yoush pretty cute...

[Anonymous No.]

Alright guys, you've bullied the miseryfag enough. I mean, look at him, so agitated he's posting random offtopic nonsense like >46363642 in a mg thread

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>>46363659
That's how she lures you in, once you are entranced enough she will turn on her back and invite some bellyrubs. That's where you will be screaming DO NOT REDEEM or CYKA BLYAT depending on where she comes from.

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[Anonymous No.]

I know the mana magically made you into a girl Alp-chan but calling something that isn't even miseryfagging the word over and over again won't suddenly make it into miseryfagging magically you know.

[Anonymous No.]

I would go so far as to say that struggle and hardship are half the point of monster girls.
They're a superior form of predator to humans on par with aliens in science fiction. Naturally most people are going to enjoy being the scrappy underdog in a fight for humanity's existence.

[Anonymous No.]

Been well over a year since the last kamaitachi art, but here we are.

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>>46363693
what?

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>He's still posting random offtopic nonsense
You'd think he'd stick to his words and actually talk about MGE instead of screaming at random anons on 4chan so much....
Anyway, would you hold hands interlocking fingers with a lillim you just met, anon?

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i will never lose to alps (in counter strike)

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>>46363706
If a cait sith made me hold her paw it would get covered in my nervous sweat.

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>>46363703
they keep posing for anon

[Anonymous No.]

I'm sorry that my single post caused this cascade of autism.

[Anonymous No.]

im happy that his single post caused this level of mischief

[Anonymous No.]

>>46363705
People like to root for the underdog and putting humans on the losing side of a conflict against monster girls is prime self insert bait.
They're the fantasy version of alien invasion with the bonus of a lot more sex being involved.

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>>46363710
Because they're no good at it. Young Kikis are the ones you should beware in online shooters.

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>>46363721
there's no fight, though. it's a cooperative effort.

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>>46363721
>humans on the losing side of a conflict against monster girls
confirmed for not reading the books.No surprise there

[Anonymous No.]

I got bored with your senseless tranny babble so I drew you and your best friend mick shitposting the thread and trying to kill it, Alp-chan. This is you.

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>>46363721
>prime self insert bait.
Why in the fuck would I self insert myself into a position of NOT wanting to sex the monster girls, are you retarded? What are you even doing in the Monster Girl Thread?

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>>46363726
>>46363725
I wasn't talking about mge.

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>>46363718
Posing is an important part of monster culture

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>>46363739
>see Argentina and European football teams
Argentinians are whiter lmao

[Anonymous No.]

>>46363741
so what?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46363765
If you think getting turned into a sex slave is a team effort than good for you.

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>>46363771
you just said it wasn't mge. go be platonic friends with her or something

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>>46363740
Cause miserytrash are retards who pretend they just want to have a discussion but can't help themselves to reveal their true nature of wanting HFY and and other tgshits.

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Im confused. I thought this guy wanted to talk about mge, and yet, Im the one posting mge in this thread while he's posting mick-tier pencil scribbles seething about random anons on 4chan.
What causes this kind of behavior? And can shoggy fix it?

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>>46363791
There was literally NO mention or implication whatsoever of HFY at all in this thread until your post LMAO what the fuck are you talking about???? You have literally gone insane.

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>>46363794
That's better.
Post MGs. That's all that is asked from you.
Nice pic of Shoggy.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>46363799
>guy shits on your plate for over a year
>wtf just cause he's squatting over your plate again doesn't mean it won't end in shit
Eat my ass.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46363740
>>46363791
That and /tg/ crossies tend to fall for the "contrarian = smart" thinking.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46363807
What the fuck are you even talking about?

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>>46363794
And now you show your true colors and reveal that you want the thread to just be an image dump like /monster/. Kill yourself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46363799
>Scrappy underdog, talking nonstop about conflict and no struggle which is repeated by all people who hate MGE
Yeah, for sure you're totally not a HFY fuck pretending to want a "discussion" where discussion is we just have to agree with you that MGE bad.

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>>46363794
>try to catch shog when she's tripping
>she falls apart into a pile of goop before reforming on the other side of you
is that romantic?

[Anonymous No.]

You know all the talk recently about anal tug of war and that webm of the double headed dildo made me think a bit. It's actually odd how little sex stuff the artists here actually post.

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>>46363822
It's far more likely that she will let you catch her as that's romantic.

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>>46363822
>she falls apart into a pile of goop before reforming with your lower body stuck in her
ftfy

[Anonymous No.]

>>46363833
Been working hard on playing that new granblue game, anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46363830
ultimately it is a sfw board, if just only.

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[Anonymous No.]

evil cats.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46363881
hag cat

[Anonymous No.]

>>46363881
>dark cat, must be evil
Come on, you're better than this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46363881
This cat looks very trustworthy to me though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46363881
I can fix her.

[Anonymous No.]

https://imgbox.com/g/wcwUAlqXMK
Wikifag here, this week's new additions add up to 66. This concludes the weekly report.
New Images start here: https://imgbox.com/q82W7on0

Search schedule is at the bottom: https://mgearchive.neocities.org/fanartgalleries.html

>>46363830
It's a blue board.

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>>46363881
All cats are evil. Some just hide it better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46363938
Jinko doesn't seem evil.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46363830
>Why doesn't porn get posed on a SFW board
Are you concussed? Do you hear a ringing in your ears? Are you seeing flashes of bright lights?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46363952
four fiends jinko got me acting unwise

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>>46363908
its not because of her skin colour. its her eye colour that gives it away. look at this kot as an example, absolutely trustworthy and pure!

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>>46363937
I need to think of some story for Akaname, cause their new pictures are making me feel things.

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>>46363937
>tritonia-bogey
can't say i expected that

[Anonymous No.]

Reminder its hip to fuck plants!

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>>46363969
I dunno she looks like a holier-than-thou type of cat. Can I have a affectionate, dark cat with bright green eyes?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46363937
>those liches
Aaaaah I want a cute kuudere bubblebutt lich kouhai to squeeze and molest
also good work wikifag

[Anonymous No.]

>>46363813
>Image dump just like /monster/
That implies more than ten people at any given time use that board that don't go there for the meta autism thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>hero constantly has boner every time he looks at his shapely valkyrie companion
>she knows she should be uncomfortable about it but kind of likes that he sees her that way
>she suddenly shows up as a dark valkyrie to him one day
>his dick instantly deflates flaccid the moment he sees her corrupted form and he tells her to fuck off and never come near him again because she's "ruined"

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>>46363844
>>46363937
>>46363959
Posting explicit pictures may be forbidden, but you're still allowed to post links using things like Catbox.
>>46363979
That tail is too thin.

[Anonymous No.]

How I'd love to be a paladin fighting for what is right with my regular human priestess party member by my side against the foul, evil, tempting monsters.
Remember every time a human gives himself to monsters he's denying his future human children a chance and allowing the monster to encroach ever closer until there is nothing left.

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I wish to be clothing entrapped in a cursed armour

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>>46363996
You forgot other greats like the unreleased content thread.

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>>46363994
>you look back only see a massive boulder seal the only entrance to the chamber
>a muffled voice behind it utters "no"

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>>46363987
Oh shit, I missed that one. I hope it's just WIP.

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>>46363969
good to know

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>>46364024
Well shit.

[Anonymous No.]

Telling Miss Hebi that you're not financially ready for marriage!

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[Anonymous No.]

Telling Miss Ryu that you're not against the idea of having kids but you just never met the right woman.

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>>46364043
there might still be a way Anon. if you start mating with the kot. then the mana released might monsterize one of the other cat into the monster wife of your dreams! you will of course have to keep trying and marry every single one of them. but thats a small price to pay to get the catte wife of your dreams!

[Anonymous No.]

telling ms echidna you'd like to be a father someday

[Anonymous No.]

The monster can't rape me if I spend hours going down on her until she passes out!

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>>46364113
>leglocks your head between her massive thighs and cramps up
>guess this your life now

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>>46364086
I like the idea of going to monster girl egypt and finding out they all worship cats and treat humans as second class citizens.
Then you get enslaved by a cat girl and work your way up her slave hierarchy but even though you share a bed with her and are pretty sure she wouldn't discard you she treats you like shit still.
Then you can be head slave and oppress the other slaves and watch them get raped by other cat girls at big decadent cat pharaoh orgy parties.

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>>46364113
>pumping yourself full of monster pheromones for hours
>she simply taps your dick with her foot and you start shooting ropes for minutes on end
terrific plan Anon. a demon have been issued to your location to see it through.

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>>46364142
Give one my location too, haha. As a joke.

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>>46363725
I feel like at least some of the monsters would be disappointed if you didn't fight back.

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>>46364014
Wouldn't know because last I looked at it the Maneater thread had "KC has given /monster/ and Monstergirl Redux permission to post early" and laughed my ass off for a solid 30 minutes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46364131
Sounds shitty and miserable

[Anonymous No.]

I love fox

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>>46364233
bullshit. you need to provide more proof.

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>>46364142
Gap moe

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>>46364233
enjoy responsibly

[Anonymous No.]

tall haku + smol anon

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>>46364244
Fox good

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>>46363988
plants are mean, they bullied my zombie friend by tossing peas at her

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>>46364255
haku is a nerd but she's still a minotaur

[Anonymous No.]

Ok here's an idea I kind of like.
>most things are normal
>incublization still happens
>monster girls still seek a husband
>BUT
>the idea of "A human male is considered one of their species" is now taken more literally.
>if you get caught by a monster you take on traits of a male of her race
>this can range from gaining the same ability to tranform as a dragon to getting goat horns and become three feet tall like a baphomet
>monsters like witches and other maijin are notable exceptions to this rule and more tolerated in human territory
I think this would be a neat way to add more divide into a monster girl setting. It gives a really clear downside that if you fuck a monster you are losing something intangible and hard to define even if you gain other things.

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no that's gay

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>>46364228
Considering he's never done anything to enforce that I am pretty sure it's not real. That whole "I went to all the english monster girl places and I think /monster/ was the best" was probably bullshit.

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>>46364255
Smol Haku with large founts of knowledge.

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>>46364233
i do not trust foxes. their ability to shapeshift means that theres no way to tell their age.

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>>46364284
that is the punchline

[Anonymous No.]

>ywn come home from a hard day of work to a lap pillow from your guardian angel

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>>46364284
I believe it but only because the bar is so low you could use for grounding radio equipment.

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>>46364284
Their waifufags directly interact with KC, it's really not a stretch to imagine they asked him for
>I'm commander kenko cross and this is my favorite monster girl place on the citadel
kind of endorsement.

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>Hi there! I'm a friendly sea bishop who's looking to show a cute- I mean curious young guy the wonders of the sea WITHOUT marriage... totally... yeah.
>Huh? Of course I'm a sea bishop! I'm in the sea, aren't I? Look at my razor sharp teeth and cute fins! A-all sea bishops have those!

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>>46364317
Where's your tablet?

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>>46364317
Wheres the funny hat? You can't be a religious figure without some sort of funny hat.

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>>46364297
turns out most foxes are 17 years old

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>>46364317
Okay, I'll believe her if she recites a Bible verse from memory.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>46364327
Mad Hatters will make a fortune selling funny hats to Mersharks for this scam

[Anonymous No.]

I'm gonna steal all the ratas, and there's nothing you guys can do to stop me!

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>>46364317
Gonna pull out my knife and prick my finger.

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>>46364336
>"Jesus wept."

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>>46364302
Now make it a Demon and it's 10000 times better.

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>>46364317
those old, scarred sea bishops are kind of scary. the ones that successfully battled against the forces of chaos and sealed them into the abyss so long ago.

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>>46364347
Checks out. I'll go with the nice Sea Bishop then.

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>>46364371
Nah.

[Anonymous No.]

Are reptile monster girls cold blooded or hot blooded?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46364371
I made this post.

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>>46364326
>Tablet? I don't need tablets. Least I don't think I do. The doctor said my vitamin D was low, but I eat plenty of kelp!
>>46364327
>Uh... the hat is optional! Totally optional! In fact, some say the large hat INTIMIDATES people... yeah. B-but if you really want to see the hat, just come with me to the secluded underwater hat shop! It's just behind those rocks!
>>46364336
>'If you give a man a fish he is satisfied for a day. If you teach a man to fish, you can pull on his line to send him into the water for collecting'
>>46364345
>DON'T DO THAT. I'm uh... squeamish? Yeah. A-also it's a cardinal sin to allow a human to injure or hurt themselves or others (not even making that one up...)

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>>46364250
Drunk hags are terrifying!

[Anonymous No.]

>>46364388
Yah, angels are for homosexuals. Heterosexuals prefer Demons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46364391
Cold. That's how you beat them. Live in the ice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46364394
teresa acute

[Anonymous No.]

>Signs that your guardian angel is becoming corrupted

[Anonymous No.]

>>46364404
Silly Anon, that's Ruri. This is Teresa.

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>>46364421
yeah but she makes me think of teresa

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>>46364402
>angels are for homosexuals
Patently false.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46364416
I don't trust non flat things.

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>>46364426
Looks awful. Corrupt her into a Demon and suddenly she becomes sexy.

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>>46364397
something seems fishy about this sea bishop...

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>>46364371
>Demon seduces a man
>Does her damnedest to corrupt him, but he's too pure
>Endless sexual pleasure is unappealing
>Gluttony is a hard no
>He just wants to work hard, do something of note, and have someone make him feel like it's all worth it in the end
>Thus, the house demon was born
>She's planning on giving him two or more someones to make it all feel worth it
Men want one thing and it's fucking disgusting

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>>46364429
that's how you get invited to sabbath slumber parties

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>>46364439
Sea Bishops are fishy by default, that's normal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46364440
It's only really disgusting on beelzebubs and devil bugs. Most monsters keep it clean.

[Anonymous No.]

Mamono mental healthcare be like

[Anonymous No.]

>>46364442
I don't know, I heard really extreme things about those parties and they games are too hardcore for me

[Anonymous No.]

>>46364442
DELICIOUS DOLL JOINTS.

[Anonymous No.]

I'd never be down with the core principles of the Sabbath, but I DO have to respect their libraries. They have a lot of really good info in there about all sorts of stuff! You should visit one sometime.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46364457
The world would genuinely be a better place if succubus GFs were only a phone call away, prove me wrong. Protip: you can't.

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>>46364461
you'll never be a pillow fight champion with that attitude

[Anonymous No.]

imagine the smell

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>>46364461
Mario Party isn't THAT bad. Usually.

>>46364473
>Core principles
Which? Many seem to operate in wildly different ways other than some aim to make the world a better in their own way. I can't find any way to be offended by what Marune and Grelia are doing.

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>>46364521
She'd smell fine. Cats lick their buttholes to keep them tidy.

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>>46364416
>Signs that your guardian angel is becoming fat

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>>46364461
You're missing out on those loli tug of war matches

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>>46364461
Imagine gaping small and tender Sabbath holes

[Anonymous No.]

dont you just hate it when youre feeding an animal and they suddenly monsterizes?

[Anonymous No.]

I have been on the run from the Mad Hatter for years. I got into an argument with her at a laundromat and told her boobs were better than asses, now ever since she's been hunting me with the intent of crushing my skull with her ass. I refuse to stop running, no matter what. Mostly because, I don't want to die by getting my head crushed by ass. I swear to myself, I will never let that happen to me.

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>>46364588
For a moment I thought those were goblins

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>>46364593
Just let it happen.
Embrace hatter ass as your saviour, for there is truly none else like it.

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>>46364626
I dunno, those titties are on point. I also want to wear her hat.

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>>46364593
Hatter would be proud of both though.
>>46364624
It's the lighting. They definitely look like goblins in the thumbnail.

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>>46364626
She will fucking kill me though. I will suffocate. I will not stop fleeing from Miss Hatter.

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>>46364668
What, is she a lamentation mushroom hatter?

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>>46364668
You're going to get boob hatted one day when you think you're safe.

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>>46364668
>>46364673
You will just be brought back to life with all the spores you inhale running around panting and gasping for air

[Anonymous No.]

>>46364677
immortality for the price of huffing hatter ass

[Anonymous No.]

>>46364636
They also have goblin proportions

[Anonymous No.]

when you notice a holst shirt is getting visibly wet
and its not sweat

[Anonymous No.]

>>46364715
I accept my fate.

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>>46364668
even if you had sided with cleavage you'd still be getting smothered. the game was rigged from the start

[Anonymous No.]

>>46364715
It's saliva, cause cows are dumb.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46364715
I'm just chopping onions, not crying. I don't know how that set her off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46364715
That's amore

[Anonymous No.]

i want a yandere dragon wife who only allows me to eat food cooked by her fire breath.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46364715
>"hey, what smells like milk"
moments before disaster

[Anonymous No.]

The gods think themselves so high and mighty until they get conquered by mortal cock.

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>>46364790
most of them seem pretty nice actually

[Anonymous No.]

The mortals think themselves so high and mighty until they get conquered by immortal thighs

[Anonymous No.]

Consider winterstown cows

[Anonymous No.]

>>46364822
No. Reindeer milk has higher fat content suitable for colder climate, so I'll consider a busty White Horn instead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46364796
Okay but they will still get conquered by mortal cock.

[Anonymous No.]

Need highland minotaur with hair over her eyes and an incomprehensible accent

[Anonymous No.]

>>46364888

[Anonymous No.]

Hatter is my favourite monster, how about you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46364904
depending on the day it's manticore, apophis or bunyip for me

[Anonymous No.]

>doujins from other then circle eden with Urumi finally now being made

[Anonymous No.]

>>46364904
Jinko is my #1.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46364904
Unagi Joro. Wanna feel an eel so bad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46364904
Troll, without a doubt

[Anonymous No.]

>>46364442
I know exactly how to deal with the Sabbath
https://exhentai.org/s/01542cac2e/2573313-34

[Anonymous No.]

>>46364904
Man, do I really have to choose only one? I like so many of them, mostly the ones which are bigger than me, but at the same time I don't really want a harem. Mino is always the first that comes to mind, though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46364904
Hellwan is top followed by Demon, Ryu, Grape and Hebi.

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>>46364914
Venom and cuddles?
>>46364943
I like jinko beans. Do you like jinko beans?
>>46364947
I don’t consider eels often. Why do you like the eel?
>>46364970
She has a fantastic ass, the only one to rival hatter. What else do you like about trolls?

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>>46364904
I have too many favorites

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>>46364989
>I like jinko beans. Do you like jinko beans?
Yes, I want Jinko beans touching my face and hold hands with her. I wouldn't refuse a handjob from a Jinko either.

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>>46364904
Top five in this day and age are probably Medusa, Krampus, Kraken, Selkie, and Balrog even though it'll likely take KC 84 years for that last one.

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>>46364970
A troll's full faced smile when you compliment her sundress or put flowers in her hair during a picnic in the park!

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>>46364904
Raiju.
Paralysis cuddles too strong

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>>46364989
>Why do you like the eel?
They're cute trad wives you can still expect to be really lewd when the time comes. The profile also makes me imagine a certain benign playfulness that's also appealing and I bet they feel nice. I have no complaints about the idea of an amphibious riverside life, either.

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>>46365008
as if selkie could compare to ant arachne

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>>46364904
this funny looking spider

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>>46364989
>What else do you like about trolls?
I bet they are very easy to trick and give in easily to whatever you desire as long as you don't expose them to the sun

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>>46365090
I know what I like. You know what you like. Simple as.

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Selkie is literally a human girl wearing a fucking sleeping bag, you can't even make this shit up there is no "monster" to this monster girl. What the fuck was KC smoking?

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>>46351827
Does she get any bigger when I add more women to our harem? She's cute, but it feels like I would pick her up and walk around with her instead of riding her.

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>>46365198
>it feels like I would pick her up and walk around with her instead of riding her.
No different from marrying a deer, really.

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>>46365101
By funny-looking you mean cute, right?

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>>46365177
She's also a vtuber.

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>>46365177
Elf is literally a human girl with pointy ears, you can't even make this shit up there is no "monster" to this monster girl. What the fuck was KC smoking?

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>>46365224
Nice fallacy.

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>>46365198
On the bright side you can maintain eye contact with a smol enough centaur while you do her back pussy.

[Anonymous No.]

What would Monsters do about people in real life who have had a spouse die and then remarried later?

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>>46365229
You can only support here.

[Anonymous No.]

Why are angels like this?

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>>46365177
Selkies are literally just women shaped fae who wear seal pelts in the folklore so deal with it I guess? What I want to know is why any instance of infidelity was scrubbed from the wiki leading to some confusing entries like Bicorn and Shirohebi.

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>>46365376
>What I want to know is why any instance of infidelity
Surely you jest.

[Anonymous No.]

You get an angel.
Do not resist.

[Anonymous No.]

You need a Zombie.
They do not resist.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm a simple man, I see blue archive (soulless chinese shit) I filter md5.

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>>46365414
Luckily there is a near infinite amount of art to post.

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>>46365388
Male specific infidelity. It's the core reason behind Bicorns being a thing and Shirohebi going from water snakes to flaming, jealous Lamia. Mamono don't ever cheat on their partners but their man may have sex with mamono who are not their wives who are interested in him before they become part of the family/harem.

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>>46365414
A: Its Korean
B: The story is decently good
C: He shouldn't be spamming images here, she should be farming the current event on global.

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>>46365415
And? My list can be infinitely big too lmao, you'll run out eventually pablo.

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>>46365368
Because this is a free will universe. They can't do anything unless you specifically ask for their intervention, but their intervention requires a price.

>>46365243
>>46365206
I'll have to carry her to the Mist Continent and add a Hakutaku to the harem. I smol bicorn doesn't change, then I'll ask her for advice. The order of events could be changed, it might work out better this way.

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>>46365416
Oh, so bicorn got wiped to remove the reference to a man cheating on her to create a bicorn?

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>Have Kikimora maid
>She eventually becomes recognized as one of the most proficient illusion mages in the world
>She's never able to give a straight answer when asked why she studied magic so intensely
>Because then she would need to admit to the world that her master is an extreme degenerate and she only studied illusion magic to more earnestly fulfill his sexual fantasies regarding corruption, transformation, and monsterization
>She'll never admit it, but her favorite spell isn't even an illusion spell, she keeps her pedomorphosis spell active at all times when she's not in public

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>>46365438
Shirohebi specifically had any references to an extramarital affair, which is what KC used in the original Japanese scrubbed.

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>>46365421
bold of you to assume that gachanigger actually play any of the games he spams art of.

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>>46365485
Listen, I want to at least give him that tiny, TINY amount of credit.

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>Sword fight with a raiju
>Every hit builds up paralysis
>blocks build up paralysis
>Deflections build up paralysis
>Standing near her builds up paralysis
wtf

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>>46365488
Why? He's a brown subhuman worth less than actual dirt whose entire existence is dedicated to spamming here because he got mad about someone he's never met and never will meet in any capacity who lives in a country that will collapse in a few years from it's hyperinflated economy, he will probably be killed and cannibalized and that will be the most useful thing he will have ever done.

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>>46365526
Because I'd at least hope he'd actually look into the girls he spams as there's actually some fun things there.
Then again, that would require him to use logic or have a sense of curiosity.

>>46365495
You know that wooden sword you got?
This is why you use it.

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>>46365547
I doubt he knows anything about the images he downloads off /vg/, a poo poo skin like him raised on a diet of dead rodent starches and rum only knows how to demand free shit and act entitled to it. He can't even learn how to draw, all he does is trace KC's Cait Sith art over and over again but at least tickets to his one man circus act are free.

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We excited for monster musumes new game?

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>>46365624
Gacha garbage are not games

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>>46365639
They may be games with a very often crappy and predatory monetary system, but they still are games.

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>>46365559
She has a steely gaze and stern demeanor, I best remain as polite and formal as possible and avoid bothering her with my presence

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Unicornussy?

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>>46365746
Unicornussies.
Even with one unicorn, it's plural. Unicornussies.

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>>46351489
>"Stay in your homes and and lock your doors and windows, citizen. Judgement Waiver is now in effect."

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UNIcorn
BIcorn
TRItonia

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>>46365808
Centaurs are QUADripeds.

[Anonymous No.]

Need crazy woman.

[Anonymous No.]

do all nine tails have the same sensitivity or is there one tail that fluffing brings a fox to her knees

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>>46365808
cenTAUR
holstTAUR
minoTAUR

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>>46365898
resTAURant

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>>46365912
Rest,'taur Aunt!

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>>46365891
the tail they're born with is usually most sensitive. the other ones vary based on how much contact she has had with her soulmate during its acquisition

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>>46365920
Middle aged centaurs are blessed to have caring nephews.

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Centaur?
What about dimetaur, or quartertaur, or nickeltaur, or dollartaur?

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>>46364904
my favorite mg is this pie

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>>46365945
So its best to date a fox while she has one tail

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>>46366043
Season 2 never.

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>>46366047
why else do you think Hagville is mostly populated by foxes?

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>>46366058
Good, the ending was garbage

[Anonymous No.]

>>46364904
Kitsune

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>>46366004
Creeping Coin in a -taur form.

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>>46366073
how so people told me they had a kid

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>>46366169
It's not his

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>>46366070
they live so long and they're always horny once they have nine tails

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>>46366075
I don't really want to build from parts, doesn't anyone make a productionsune?

[Anonymous No.]

Hagville is a place that turns normally docile monsters like cows into apex predators

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>>46366387
What's it do to predator cows?

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>>46366401
Turns them into predatest cows.

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>>46366401
[REDACTED]

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BREED THE PEDE

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>>46366465

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It's still caturday in some places.

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>>46366488
OOoooh, extra arms for extra cuddles.

[Anonymous No.]

>Go see therapist
>It's a Cheshire
>Tell her about your anxieties regarding work and family
>"Wow that's rough, do you maybe want to fuck me in the ass about it?"

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>>46366558
Your therapist works too slowly.

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>>46366558
>This surprisingly works
>You feel much less anxious
>You move on from monthly sessions to weekly sessions
>Then to daily sessions
>Eventually cheshire therapist suggests that she move in with you and become a full time personal therapist

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>>46366578
>Meanwhile, your therapist's mom keeps wondering why she hasn't got any grandkittens yet.

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>>46366590
beause i like meat too much

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cheshs tend to get curvier, lazier, more mellow and domesticated as they age.
expect less stupid pranks and more actually funny tricks.
all around much better to date a hag chesh

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>>46366684
>sit down within range of a chesh hag
>squished in mere moments
>she falls asleep instantly
And now you're trapped
And she is smug about it too.

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>>46366590
>auntster finds out that you have been for therapy
>she says that the expenses of the treatment have been too high and you are in no position to cover such expenses
>instead she moves in with you and decides to help you with your treatment
>she also starts covering your expenses while living with you
Ok I guess

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>>46366684
>"Honey, you don't want a sex KITTEN. You want a sex CAT."
>Then Miss Cheshire Breasts you Boobily.

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My echidna daughter made a dungeon out of plastic bottles.

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>>46366747
Big ears are a sign of fox royalty.

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>>46366704
>Then Miss Cheshire Breasts you Boobily
Instant loss...

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>>46366565
Ushi is a liar. She has no experience at all in pelvis smashing.

[Anonymous No.]

Grant me your most powerful dork

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>>46366845

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>>46366845
Dork has no meaning

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>>46366856
Haha imagine forcing your vamp wife and dhamp daughter to wear one of those get along shirts and when you come back after work you find them asleep on the couch cuddling like two cats curled around eachother

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>>46366856
She really wants you to bang her and her younger sister.

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>>46366845

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>>46366845

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>>46366880
Coolest kid at the school.

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>>46366899
>He lacks critical information

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>>46366886
See, the worst part is that something like this would just make me go "nah, you don't have to lower yourself to my level" and just walk away.
Shit like that just hurts

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i do not trust manticores.
never trust a girl with four mouths

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>>46366899

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>>46366910
You're right. Five should be the minimum.

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>>46366910
are you saying that you wouldnt trust this lady?

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>>46366927
holy shit that tail's coming right at me!
I knew they were man eaters!
run! run away!

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>>46366937
>triggering her predator instincts
looks like someones wants be waist deep in tailpussy~

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>>46365624
Another one? The first one didn't last very long

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>>46366927
Gonna make her tail chug that wine.

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gonna punch a manticore's tail pussy and quickly regret it when my hand wont come out

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>>46367062
>one arm stuck in her tail
>other held down by her big meaty paw
>have to watch in horror as she pulls you into her chest and headpats you

[Anonymous No.]

Goodnight Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember that if you pull overtime then your dragon boss has something special for you.
Its extra pay! And a date with her daughter.

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>>46366043

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>>46367493
IT'S A PIE

A PIE

[Anonymous No.]

Since it's nighttime I need some inspiration my fellow MG enjoyers. Please confess, what is the most craziest or nastiest fetish you have with monster girls?
Personally I'm really into anal, specially I would like to go balls deep in some undead ass, Zombie or Ghoul would be perfect.

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>>46368040
Incest is my jam and that's why I like all those oyakodon, auntster, momster, even grandma stories posted, hell a couple threads ago those scenarios of monster grandmas taking selfies or recording themselves doing their grandsons and sharing them with other grandmas to boasts about their cute grandsons made me hard as diamonds, I wish we had more stuff like that

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>>46368040
Unprotected handholding

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>>46368040
Anal gaping
Vaginal gaping is disgusting

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>>46368040
I will never admit it to anyone ever, rarely even myself, but it's pretty degenerate.

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>>46368040
I guess getting a harem or making my mother in law part of my harem

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>>46368040
I want a manticore to shrink me and put me inside her tailpussy.

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>>46368183
Monster grandmas decorating the freezer with pictures of her and her grandson!
https://files.catbox.moe/hbwdzv.png

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>>46368315
What is it? Western goblins? Cumflating small girls?

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>>46368040
After reading so many LBL doujins it has to be intense creampie on loli monsters
Bonus points for lolibabas

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>>46368040
I want to hold hands with Dormouse. I may admit it's sinful and vile but it's true. Sunday means I have to confess to my sins.

[Anonymous No.]

>He doesn't want to get vored by his snek waif in her jealousy-induced mental breakdown
NGMI

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>>46368040
>Please confess, what is the most craziest or nastiest fetish you have with monster girls?
Take a wild guess.

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What if Monsters lost an attack on a human they really wanted and thought they could win?
>haughty dragon, demon and dullahan all come across a wandering knight armed with a large two handed sword on the road
>they decide he's easy pickings since monsters are much stronger and faster than humans and they have magic spells they can use
>they decide to team up and attack him
>they charge him from behind and give him a good minute to look back and face them and raise his sword before they meet head on
>several minutes later...
>dragon, demon and dullahan are all beaten up and bruised on the ground
>dullahan is rubbing her sore head, demon clutching her nose after she got a punch for trying a kiss attack and dragon laying out unconscious
>rather than finish them off like the Order demands, Knight grunts and moves on since he doesn't see them as evil or a threat
Imagine how monsters that lost would feel from then on, they had all the advantages and still got beaten. They'd be butthurt forever and probably form a grudge that leads them to try attacking him again in the future only for the same thing to happen and he becomes increasingly confused as to why they insist on trying so hard that he pities them. They'd probably wait until he went to sleep to rape him and then cope by claiming they won fair and square that time even though he won't be putting up resistance then.

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>>46370038
You want to conquer Arrakis and rule the universe?

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>>46370051
Nah, I want to be held down in a fleshy tube while a cute worm girl peppers my face and neck with kisses and cute little licks.

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>>46370069
Don't we all?

[Anonymous No.]

>Try to cast spell
>Raiju kisses you
>Spell is interrupted and now your tongue is numb so you can't cast anymore until it wears off
Everyone talks about the paralysis effects but they also have a silence.

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>>46370736
>Tongue is numb
That's lame. That means I won't feel her slimy, slippery tongue wrestling with mine. More reason to stick with ratas.

[Anonymous No.]

Do foxes really just sit around at old forgotten shrines all day waiting for people to bring tofu?

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>>46372047
No, they actively lure people to the shrines with magic, smells, aphrodisiacs, and so on, but they do so in a secret way in which they won't be seen or suspected. Then, as their victim approaches, they make themselves appear as if they were nonchalantly going about their day.

[Anonymous No.]

Do sandworms ever accidentally swallow a human/monster girl? Do they spit them out then and there or apologize by taking them to their destination?

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>>46368040
>oviposition
>sterilizing men after sex
If you want to talk zombie or ghoul than hard vore where they take a bite out of anon is always an option. If you want to get really strange than you could say a ghoul bites off his dick but he can still feel it as she does all sorts of things with it.

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>>46368040
Clones/hivemind of a girl getting frisky with each other to put on a show for their(her?) husband. I just think that that's the hottest thing ever but i can't find much content like that.

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>>46372801
>Do sandworms ever accidentally swallow a human/monster girl?
Most likely.
>Do they spit them out then and there or apologize by taking them to their destination?
Why spit out free food? I mean, she already went through the trouble to swallow them. Might as well commit to the error and send them where the various pronghorn, coyotes, and cougars end up. I mean, unless she ate a monster that is significantly stronger than her, like a bapho or dragon, there's no reason for her to spit them out. Besides, she's gonna need the energy they provide for her next burst of energy, and hopefully, the next time it's a man.

[Anonymous No.]

vorefag get ye gone

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>>46368040
I really want a beastwoman to brap on my face

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>>46368040
I'm pretty vanilla, but I suppose mild hypnosis mommy dom by a gazer would be my biggest fetish.
I just really like the idea of subtle hypnosis to make me decide I want to be Mommy's Good Boy.
Obligatory mention of lewd unprotected handholding with interlaced fingers.

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>>46368764
I bet that green orb is going strait up his pooper.

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>>46373574
Hound of Tindalos.

[Anonymous No.]

Have you loved an angel today?

[Anonymous No.]

Don't leave her siblings out.

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Mamono movie idea.
>Beauty and the Beast
>Anon is a simple villager who ends up forced to live with a cursed monster.
>Cursed how, you ask?
>She is cursed into the form of a HUMAN WOMAN.
>She has to make Anon honestly fall in love with her before AS A HUMAN before she can return to her true form.
>And she can't bang him until then either.
This will make 1 billion Lilith Bucks.

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>>46375766

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>>46375852
>She is cursed into the form of a HUMAN WOMAN.
The horror.

[Anonymous No.]

im sick of monsters remaking my favourite movies.
i don't want to see ANOTHER movie butchered by them, and made twice the run time as they've got to make sure everyone gets a happy ending plus union mandated sex scenes.

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>>46375914
I dunno, they do a pretty good job with romantic comedies and teen coming of age movies. But I agree that their Godmother remake was terrible.

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>>46375766
>flan masturbating in the closet while remy fucks her new human butler

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>>46376411
To be fair, she WAS told to behave herself.
And she was planning a prank she just...couldn't start it before Remi and Anon got going.

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>>46375766
>Fuck bicorn
>All of her sisters hies while listening in and fingering themselves.

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>>46375914
I don't get why they keep adding alps to the stories all the time. They were already great characters, no need to alp them and then make the hero fuck them.
And don't even get me started on making every dead character into an undead.

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>>46375914
>Hardcore Henry but Jimmy turns out to be a gremlin

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>>46364904
Elf

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>>46375914
To be fair, I have far less of an problem with the humans trying to not get raped in the movies. It's the monsters in cinema that keep yelling FAGGOT at the screen.

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>>46376545
I blame the tanuki

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>>46368040
Kissing during coitus, specially while cumming inside
Leglocking is also a plus

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>>46376611
Tanuki are to blame for other things.

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>>46376652
What's her underwear say? SM? SMALL?

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>>46368183
>hags in their knitting club
>they start sharing pics on videos of each other with their cellphones
>first a proud Wight while reproducing a video on her cellphone
>"oh my Richie is such a hungry little boy, can you believe he's already 7 years old?"
>https://files.catbox.moe/le0xs5.webm
>"he's becoming so energetic I can barely hold my cellphone straight anymore"
>Bapho grandma joins the fun with a photo on her purse
>"oh my Jhony is already 19 and gets quite embarrassed with the photos I carry around and always gets quite flustered with the ones I have on the kitchen"
>"he grabs me by the legs and holds me like a toy while going full mast on me"
>https://files.catbox.moe/ihm634.jpg
>"I can no longer take photos by myself so I bought a tripod so my grandson can set the photos before he has his fun"
>"I'm trying to make my daughter teach me how to take photos without me pressing the screen but she doesn't have any patience with me"
>"any of you girls can teach me?"
>but none of the hags knew that far about technology
>they just knew how to touch the screen and get the photo
>they kept chatting and sharing photos/videos of each other until the kettle started was ready and prepared some tea

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Dead

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>>46377189
Undead

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>>46377189
My favourite

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Dawn of the Undead

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>>46377189

[Anonymous No.]

You cannot negotiate with the dead.
They want nothing from you but bodies and will be more likely to take it than trade for it.
Even if they send creepy Necromacer Dark Mages that are on their way to Lich/Demi-lichdom

[Anonymous No.]

things a danuki would do for free

[Anonymous No.]

>>46377430
Give birth to your children

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>>46377436
she wrung 5 more loads than was necessary for this. not free.

[Anonymous No.]

>11 seconds into Netflix and Chill with hebi waif and I'm being blue fired and raped because I looked at the female protagonist on the screen for 0.0003 seconds too long

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>>46376934
>Bapho grandma trying to take a picture with those big ass paws
Imagine telling her grandson "wait a minute let me take a pic for the girls" every couple of minutes, he gets mad after a time and simply ends up full rage mating press on her

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>>46377715
I imagine the bapho in a situation more like this https://exhentai.org/g/2573529/26407e6423/ with her grandson

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Somewhere out there in the ether, a tanuki is getting her breath sniffed multiple times a day.

I like to think she's got a defeated, dejected look.
>But husband... this is the 19th time, this hour....
>Please, I have work to do.

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id sniff a danuki's butt, no matter how sweaty or unwashed it was

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>>46377747
Need me a tig bitty vampire shutin that just likes to study old tomes and has bat ears.

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>>46377935
This, but demon instead, and of course dormouse but that goes without saying.

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>>46377935
Cait sith butt will give you toxoplasmosis if you lick it.

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>>46375914
I'm gonna remake a classic monster girl tale for morden HUMAN audiences!

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>>46377935
I want to be the office chair for a big smelly stinky sweaty danuki ass

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>>46378318
Her tail game is lacking.

[Anonymous No.]

>POV: Trying to explain to a sandworm that most people don't appreciate being chased, eaten, and covered in spit

[Anonymous No.]

>>46378392
>"But you aren't most people, are you?"

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>>46378392
Is it even a vore fetish if you're not being digested?

[Anonymous No.]

Ah! How slow death is in its coming, to he who longs to die!

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>>46378417
For being a simple creature, she sure can be witty when she wants to be.

>>46378423
Yes. Vore literally means "to eat, to devour." As in words such as herbivore (plant eater).

Sandworms fit under the purview of soft vore. Endosoma (non-digestive, non-fatal, soft vore) if you want to get fancy with terms that are seldom used.

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>>46363481
More rapey but gentler to her baby daddy

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>>46378735
She can hold her breath for a looong time.

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succ are a bit silly

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zapweasels.

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burncanines

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>>46379292

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What does this gesture mean?

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>>46379388
She's using perspective to squish your head

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>>46379388
your dagger isn't of sufficient length

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>>46379388
>That's some nice, ample girth

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Miss Flow Kelp is flattered you'd be interested in her, but she insists she's just a useless millions of years old kelp that flows with the waves, she's been a virgin that long too so her body should be absolutely dead and unable to bear you any children, and on top of that she says she has no experience with being a wife either so she wouldn't be a good one. She tells you that you shouldn't waste your young body and essence on a mundane kelp like her, she says you should go use it to make some young merfolk or sea slime happy instead.

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>>46379440
Future of Monsokyo.

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>>46379536
ok

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>>46379536
i wouldn't like the slow way the diva flowkelp talked

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>"A-And t-then he said NO! And he called me a DORK! H-He said our r-r-royal bloodline was just us LARPING!!! Then he said he prefers daylight, and that he likes GARLIC! Waaahhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!"

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>>46379622
that makes 1, 2, 3 centuries without a boyfriend. ah-ah-ah

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>>46379622
I have a physiological need to be sandwiched between the dork sisters

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>>46379622
Girls being sad makes me feel joy and amusement for some reason.

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Roll up
Roll up for the wurmstery tour
Roll up
Roll up for the wurmstery tour

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>>46379536
More pure than a unicorn
This only spurs me on more

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>>46379755
So what's in this tour?

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>>46379622
Dhampir and vampires are both dorks

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>>46379622
How heartless do you have to be to reject such a cutiepie? Rape correction is needed.

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Did you know having sex with monster girls gives both of you xp? Help underleveled little girls keep up with you with one simple trick

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>>46379823
How good is the EXP to plap ratio? If it's less than 10 it's just a waste of time.

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>>46379813
It's a magical trip about wurm

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>>46379828
>How good is the EXP to plap ratio?
It's not that important. The lower the level, the less xp is needed to next level up.

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>>46379850
Sure, but what if it's like 0,01? Might as well just go kill up a demon realm boar and get a full level in 10min than spend a year of straight plapping and have half.

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>dragon sister goes though five stages of grief when she doesn't receive her regular dose of headpats
1. Denial: "Hmpf! Fine I wouldn't want an inferior creature to touch my head anyway.
2. Anger: "Pat my head right now or I will burn you!"
3. Bargaining: "Commooon... Pat my head already. I'll give you back the candy I sto- took as a tribute."
4. Depression: "Why won't you give me headpats? Do you hate me now?"
5. Acceptance: "It is alright. Forget about it, it is just headpats. I am going back to my room."

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>>46379823
That sounds like too much work and not enough adventuring so I'll stay solo

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>>46379622
>"You fell into my trap, human! By approaching you in broad daylight I tricked you into believing that I was but an elf!"
>"Nah I knew"
>"What? But... how?"
>"Well for one thing elves don't have fangs, plus you kept staring at my neck"
>"Then... why?"
>"Honestly I just thought it was cute. And it's not every day you get to bully an elder vampire"
>"..."
>"Also your first daughter is going to be a dhampir"

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Okay but

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I have some ideas to improve MGE.
>Druella should be louder, angrier and have access to a time machine.
>Whenever Druella is not on the screen, all the other characters should be asking "Where's Druella?"

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>>46379845
About, as in concerning, or about, as in in the general vicinity of?

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>>46379919
The real imrpovement is she should be in my bed

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>>46379919
Anon needs her more than her planet does.

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>>46379938
Druella was from another planet?

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>>46379866
>what if it's like 0,01?
Well, it's probably more than that. The Demon Lord would've patched such a design flaw in her subjects' alternate leveling method ages ago.

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>>46379943
I guess.

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>>46379945
>The Demon Lord would've patched such a design flaw in her subjects' alternate leveling method ages ago.
Nah, i can see her doing exactly that.
>Hey anons, did you know that if you have sex with mamono you gain exp? Don't be shy and help out a low level monster in your area today
>Oh, what is it? You spent a whole week in sweaty breeeding sex with a lvl 1 Unicorn and now she's double pregnant because you fucked her every orifice and she still hasn't leveled up because the rates are ultra low? Ooops?

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Older monsters in age inappropriate clothing?

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Slumber mousel

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>>46380078

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>>46380089
slumber kot and sheep

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>>46380078
My favourite

[Anonymous No.]

I will kill Demons. I will purge the evil and unclean from the world. I will slice their heads off with my sword.

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>>46378950
Its only silly if it doesn't work, and anon is weak to succs so it'll work

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>>46380138
>quote from anon seconds before being tricked into signing a contract
You will breed demons. You will bring forth more cute blueberries into the world. You will get head.

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I will kill Angels. I will purge the good and the pious from the world. I will stab their hearts with my spear.

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I will not kill anyone. I will not prejudice anyone in the world. I will remain neutral and do nothing.

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>>46380158
>anon is weak to succs
succs are weak to anon so it evens out

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>>46380078

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>>46380078

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>>46380177
Who the hell balanced this reality? Anon and Succ-gf shouldn't be able to one-shot each other at the same time. This is so broken

[Anonymous No.]

What if the Demon and the Angel teamed up to get you? You'd be in so much trouble then, you wouldn't be able to escape getting squished between their holy and unholy bodies.

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I will not hurt anyone. I will strive to be kind and accepting. I will do my best to help others.

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>>46380306
come anon, take the black arrow of Eros and help bring happiness to all

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>>46380176
>>46380306
Poor anons. Little do they know being a good person attracts demons like honey. Soon they'll be held and kissed in demon arms. Though being mean attracts demons too. Lonely. Afraid...
You know, now that I think of it I'm not sure what *doesn't* attract demons.

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>>46380319
Are we sneaking up behind lonely anons and planting it in their back pocket before calling the Eros hotline and reporting them? I put all my points into heavy armor.

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>>46380306
I will be evil and hold and apple out of reach from a greenworm and then proceed to be "defeated" by the local group of Magical Girls.

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>>46380323
Distrust towards written contracts.

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>>46380338
No, plunge it into your own heart, purge all of your personal desires
once free of your biases you will be able to easily see the needs of others to bring them together
also you get a neat Eros paladin armour set

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>>46380377
That's just asking for a demon who will lead you through every single one of the clauses in her contract and answer any question you have.

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>>46380403
I don't wanna waste time listening to her drivel, I'm not signing shit.

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>>46380323
>>46380377
I think a demon would love to see you pour over her written word and examine her terms so carefully. Perverts the lot of them

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>>46380383
>Deep desire for love
>Cool Eros paladin armor
unhappy noises

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I don't distrust Miss Demon because she's a monster, I distrust her because she's a girl.