Monster Girl Thread

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>>46317598
They were domesticated? Say it ain't so

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Fox.

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Snake.

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Disregard reptiles.
Listen to your true base, primordial instincts.

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>>46317627
They just learned that future wars will be fought entirely by small robots. She's deadly accurate with drone grenades.

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Post your favorite monstergirl that isn't from monstergirl media.

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>tell dragon you know she's only pretending to love you so you'll let your guard down and she can eat you
>she shifts into her original form and casually pins you underneath her claw
"If I wanted to eat you I'd eat you. Keeping your guard up wouldn't change anything"
>she transforms back and helps you up
>"So don't worry about it, okay?"

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>>46317659
Cute crawly

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Is there any 3D modeler (jap or not) that make good monstergirls models *and* allow them to be used for vidya purpose?
Asking for reasons.

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>>46317678
Finest babe in American media since 1953.

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>>46317678
Probably that one episode in Aladin where Jasmin turns into a lamia. Boy, that planted a seed in me back in the day.

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>>46317659
Breeding busty broodmothers until thier abdomen is bursting with eggs

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>>46317740
Look on sketchfab, artstation, and unity marketplace.
You sound like you've only ever looked at vrchat models.

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>>46317678

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This is ushi oni #1

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The fox may have a few levels, as a treat

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>>46317821
What makes her the number one?

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Forgot my umbrella

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>>46317678
I am not sure if tokyo ravens counts.

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>>46317821
At what?

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>>46317821
I can't be arsed to think of a good WANO reference.

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>>46317821
>now look at this web, that I just spun
>when I say go, be ready to throw

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>>46317825
the fact that there's 3 more standing behind her in a line
you did bring an adventuring party along, right?

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>>46317827
This is like, Inception or something.

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>>46317844
That is my adventuring party

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>>46317598
The mander can be defeated

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You know a shirohebi is a keeper if, during the first time you meet each other, she at least attempts to convince you to give her 100+ children before ignoring your answer and just kidnapping and raping you anyway. The ones that skip the dialogue and go straight for the rape are the bad ones.

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Follow the fox.

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>>46317917
Being able to state her intentions before her breeding instincts overtake her is a sign of stronger, higher cognition among shirohebis.
There is a current tribal war between the "erudite" shirohebi faction and the "troglodite" shirohebi faction.

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Just say the magic words and touch the reverse scale.

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>>46317940
Sure, were we going?

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How far would Hebi go to keep me safe from other broads?

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I will defeat the hebi with headpats

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How do you quote posts from the previous thread?

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>>46317974
Depends on how much she respects your boundaries. If she doesn't, or if you have none, anytime it's time to leave the house, she's taking you with her, in her stomach, sandworm style if you catch my meaning. Whores can't get to you if you're encased in her flesh.

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>>46317988
You don't.

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>>46317988
Like this
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>>46317988
Lurk moar

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Goddamn it, I bought this expensive fucking claymore for my sword collection and some shitty Demon delivery woman that delivered it put a lot of mana on it and now my sword is a Cursed Sword. She's just sitting in my living room blinking at me. It looks so fucking stupid now, it doesn't look like a sword now, it looks like a stupid ass slab of black rock. How do I change it back??? I want my fucking sword not some random whore covered in bits of black skimp wear stuff.

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>>46317651

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I want to fluff the fluffy bit inside her ears.

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>>46318006
Mmm, ear wax soiled hairs.

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>>46318002
>wants a long, phallic object you use to penetrate others with over a cute waifu
What are you, gay?

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>>46317821
That was one of the first ushi pics I saved. Here's another ushi to commemorate.

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>>46318014
Fuck you faggot, swords are badass. I want something I can swing around not this MMO whore looking bitch.

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>>46318026
Swords are for faggots. Clubs and maces are for real men.

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>>46318016
This post convinced me to watch th

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>>46318014
https://files.catbox.moe/go56ku.png
swords are actually pretty lame, when you think about it.

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>>46318030
>MUH UNIQUE WEAPON
>is just a stick
Your mace looks like a dildo btw we know what you really use that for faggot. Inb4 some polearmfags inject their worthless opinion nobody asked for about their stripper poles.

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>>46318042
anon?

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Sometimes, walking out in the woods is safer alone than with a lady companion.

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>>46318069
Ah yes. Buffpup. The vtuber with an furry alt model.

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>>46318056
is there an ushi in this pic somewhere?

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>>46318083
I see a splotch of green in the middle but thats probably just a leaf.

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perhaps the real monster all along was... was the giant rape fox

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>>46318089
Are you silly, there is no such th

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>>46318089
>the giant rape fox
Disgusting. Where? So that i can specifically avoid going there.

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>>46318099
>This is the weakest hag
How can we ever hope to defeat them?

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I will never lose to foxes!
...other kinds of mofu are still as effective as ever, though.

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There is nothing cool about rape, Miss Hellhound. If you want sex then you need to earn it! Traditional dating and building a relationship will make the payoff that much better! Passionate lovemaking is a lot, lot better than a quick get off by raping! Weak people have to resort to rape! Rape is for the weak!

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>>46318123
We must get them to fight amongst themselves.
What good is the strongest hag, when the second and third strongest team up against her?

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>>46318099
Saggy, droopy, long, gravity affected, heavy, tear shaped,

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>>46318151
Can't beat the saggers man.

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How will monster girls take over our world.

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>>46318126
Shut up and take your pants off before she rips them off.

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>>46318151
>>46318166
Imagine the sloshing

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>>46318186
Those horns would make her easy to hang in your closet.

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>Defeat danukis by apeing their investments and then shorting them
Or you just spin them around three times. That's enough to make 'em dizzy and fall over

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>>46318006
Imagine if anon put his dick in it, ahah I'm kidding but imagine

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>>46318180
imagine the rape

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>>46318166
Pendulum, hynotizing, belly touching, soft, veiny, baggy, milk overflowing, matured, bouncy, in need of support, limb engulfing, voice muffling, and suffocating, back hurting, gaze attracting, ready to be milked, almost too big, flatty envy inducing

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Hey, did you know that (YOU) yes (YOU could be suffering from TOO MUCH BLOOD?
That's right, TOO MUCH BLOOD.
Your young, fit, juicy male body may be carrying way more blood than you need or is healthy.
>That's awful! W-what can I do?!
Do not panic. Professional help can be found at a Von Draculesti clinic near you. Our team of qualified nurses can deal with any excess blood problems you may have. Walk-ins are encouraged.
Do not delay, come to our clinics and get your problems sucked away today!

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>>46318126
If he doesn't submit willingly, is it even submission?

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>>46318229
>when a vampire spends too much time with a danuki

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>>46318229
>get your problems sucked away today!
The succ clinic told me the same thing and they didn't even ask about my blood. Weird.

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>>46317659
THERE ARE LITERALY CENTIPEDE NIPPLES ON MY SCREEN

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>>46318258
They're so small even the advertisers don't see em.

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>>46318258
It is merely an illusion. A trick of the mind.
I missed it and now i can't delete it because it's too old

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>>46318229
This seems unlikely. But if I do have too much blood, I can just let it out at the unicorn clinic, who will dispose of it responsibly.

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>mailman got raped by a homeless hellhound
>now the delivery for my super cool potion set i ordered off nukizon got delayed
Fuck online shopping, man, I'm gonna buy things in person.

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i cumed on my lava lamp and it turned into this

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>be homeless hellhound
>rape man
>now homebound hellhound

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>>46318298
What kind of potion did you buy anon?

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>>46318044
well i like guns

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>>46318283
NTA, but it's called Polycythemia Vera. It is very rare, but mostly happens in men.

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>>46318308
It was one of those mystery box bulk deals. My pyrow friend and I were gonna play potion roulette tonight, but we can't now. It sucks because she seemed pretty excited about it, too...

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>>46317823
This is my ideal height difference
I love tall monsters

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>>46318337
I made this post.

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is it normal to start off in hagville?
also is it normal to be poor to afford shit in said town

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>>46318343
Hagville is a fairly difficult starting level, I would only start there if you really like hags or are on your 3rd or 4th run through.

If you need money, you can try your chances at flirting with hags in the bar- better have decent agility or an evasion skill if you want to escape from that unmarried.

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If you need money in hagville, just do the nuki quest chain

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>25 year old danuki with a large, heavy backpack
>Asks to hire you to massage her back after her long travels
>She offers to pay you well
>The payment: you sell yourself into slavery to her
>Sealed with a demonic, magical contract that can't be broken unless the amount of 5,000 denarii can be paid
This is a good deal. Don't pass it up!

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>>46318342
Are you a 7 foot tall fox?

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>>46318390
No, but I would like to be buried under one.

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>>46318378
Can I just switch class to prostitute?

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>>46318229
Heck yeah I love vampires.

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My Gandharva neighbor just discovered EDM. Now I'll never be able to sleep.

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Monsters that look like hags but are actually clueless, naive 19 year olds.

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>>46318399
You'll be subjected to terrible things if you do that, anon. Profitable, but terrible.

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>>46318458
He'll get snatched on his first session by a NEET hag with the libido of a thousand jubs and not be seen for at least 9 months.

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>>46318399
brother im a clown but fucking hags cant stop pestering me about giving them creampies

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>>46318520
It's understandable, clowns specialize in pies

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>>46318520
Save it for your destined Bogie wife.

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How do I explain what 'consent' is to a monster?

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>>46318598
It's easy.
A con-sent is a colloquial term used by MGCPD to describe danuki mail scams that have already been delivered.

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>>46318565
>>46318593
the worst thing is when i get a gig
its always a fucking neet who wants to get laid
I have to give them back their money and tell them to call my twin brother who is the clown prostuite, not me

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i dont think we're going to make it out of here alive

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>>46318641
It's a you eat out the cat kingdom, here.

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>>46318641
That's just life man. Nobody makes it out alive.

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>>46317598
One modern sally, please.

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>>46318668

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>>46318680
This isn't what I asked for but it's even better so I'm not upset.

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>>46318685
Everyone loves pyrows

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>>46318685
Modern sallys are just pyrows with scales when you think about it.

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>>46318705
A Sally will pin you down and fuck you until you agree to marry her; a pyrow will let you realize that you're married on your tenth anniversary after three kids. They are not the same.

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>>46318721
If pyrows had scales they would also be more combatfriendly.

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>>46318704
I hate pyrows!

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>>46313814
>>46313832
>>46313838
>>46313841
>>46313845
So... What monster girls would these order dames monsterize into?

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>Hellhound's finally got you alone after a long, romantic day
>Can hardly contain herself; her tail is swinging on overtime to try and get rid of her excess excitement
>Panting like she was in the middle of the desert
>Eye flames so hot it feels like your in the middle of the desert
>Pulls a parcel out from behind her and hands it to you
>Takes some real restraint from her not to tear it open herself
>Look inside
>That's a collar.jpg
>Look up. She's gauging your reaction VERY carefully
>You know the implication and significance of a collar to a hellhound
>Hearts in your throat. Chest feels tight. Legs feel weak.
>Her titanic form blots out the light of the room, and you should feel totally at her mercy
>Yet, she's giving you some space. Her tail is still. Hellhounds aren't known for compromise, yet you somehow feel like, if you said no to this behemoth, she'd oblige
>But the thought never crosses your mind
>You nod - and seal the rest of your life with her
>A wave of magic fire washes over your face, like someone pouring water onto an oil fire
>Through the fire (and the flames), she carries on (to pick you up)
>Tail is going ballistic. Her breathing is heavy and panting frantic.
>Takes the collar from your hands and,with remarkable skill for someone with such big paws, unlatches the collar
>*CLICK*
>Leans in, her panting tongue warm against your ear
>Speaks in a quiet voice ill-befitting a hellhound
>"Welcome to the pack."
>But it is a voice well-fitting your new wife

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>>46318738
You're getting it now!

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>>46318739
gonna go with siths. All of them. and I'll marry them.

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>>46318180
>>46318214
This is what the day of the portals people be hearing in radio waves during the fated day.

https://youtu.be/xr6lLw5w46Q?si=cswlV6L_TQ_KAqlH

And they said it'd be no conflict.

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>>46318705
They're on the more tomboyish side than regular Pyrows.

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>>46318743
I made this post.

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>Get a job to steal some recipes from some Hinezumi food corporation, apparently they hid info for weapons shipments in them or something
>After the hundredth recipe you've downloaded you're beginning to think you were hired just to steal normal recipes, they do sound good though.
>End up pistol whipping the daughter of the CEO on reflex after she discovers you sneaking out
>Huddled up in a motel outside of the city a lot richer and now on the verge of tears, think you're gonna be chopped into bits and made into a new recipe
>Turn the news on to see her parents making a statement that their daughter's husband WILL be found and made to apologize for running off without taking responsibility
>what

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>>46318180
Alright. Let's see.
>They want men alive
>They probably don't care about women
>We can assume we can bring more heavy ordnance to bear but they would be better in individual scenarios and small scale stuff
I'm going to go with a single blitz of major population centers they infiltrate in order to stop us dropping nukes on civvies and hopefully getting our government to give up as soon as possible.
They're probably in for a rude surprise if some countries disregard civilian casualties.

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>>46318744
Two gyarus? What is this easy mode?

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>>46318818
just wait until she calls her pals

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>>46318845
I don't speak Zipanguese.

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>>46318854
learn

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Miss Vampire and Miss Werewolf against.... THE INVISIBLE MAN!
Featuring special guest stars, Miss Zombie and Miss Ghost.

Can our ghoulish heroines stop the dastardly unseen male menace as he rampages across Monster town, pranking innocent people violently and thieving all he sees and catch him to put a stop to this treachery?!

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>>46318860
I don't wanna, it's hard...

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>>46318867
>pick the two strongest counters to an invisible man
>act like this is even a challenge
Werewolf would find him in less than a minute.

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>>46318869
Too bad.

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>>46318854
Trendy Pyrows know English. Better yet if you're ESL and there's one Pyrow that knows your native language.

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>>46318881
>>46318883
>getting harassed by some Pyrow tourists from Zipangu that can speak fluent english while occasionally pointing at me and laughing in their native language
That's not fair! I was supposed to be safe at home!

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>>46318880
But mister Invisible Man conveniently placed a lot of plates of fried chicken and steai out to confuse her senses!

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>>46318180
>>46318778
I have said before and will say it again. Poorer developing 3rd World countries of Southeast Asia, China, India, Africa and the Middle East will actually be the first and easiest to fall and surrender toGE mamono when the arrive and spread Mamono Mana. But developed richer and technologically advanced 1st world nations of Europe and The United States, and the Americas (now under the absolute rule and domain of the United States in facing the MGE invasion) will be the bastions that hold out and defend against the mamono onslaught. Simply because the US and European powers have a more advanced and powerful military forces and strong and more prosperous economy that'd disincentivize it's people from not leaving. Not to mention the Western developed world has a richer and more prosperous culture that motivates truly patriotic and faithful people to stand up and fight back the MGE mamono tide.

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>>46318894
Counterpoint: Ms Werewolf and Vampire are very lonely and have been told if they find him they can make Invisible Man their husband. They are also very good friends that promised to share a husband if they both never found one when they graduated university.

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>>46318180
>>46318778
>>46318902
Kill yourselves. This shit goes to the same military wank nonsense every single time.
>dude what if monsters invaded???
>buhhhh nukes lmaooooo humans win!!!!
so fucking annoying

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>>46318867
Mana sensing is a thing anon, as well as smells, heat tracking, throwing paint in his general direction, straight up sensing his soul, dispelling the invisibility, and probably even more stuff i can't think of.

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>>46318904
Yes but the plot demands they comically bumble around over each other back and forth trying to catch the invisible menace while he does things like slap their ass from behind and then avoid their attempts at grabbing him before running off to cause more mischief.

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>>46318002
A curse can be useful by the time you find what it can do

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>>46318921
The plot demands the man is raped by his new wives now rather than later or else they'll unleash their ultimate attack.
tearing up and wondering if he hates them

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>>46318902
Somehow it feels like leaving monster girls as an exotic thing we have to escape to is nice. Back to the holy land we go!

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>>46318902
>the Western developed world has a richer and more prosperous culture that motivates truly patriotic and faithful people to stand up and fight
Pic related.
>>46318912
The "muh nukes" cope is depressing because it's an extension of how people with no fucking clue about warfare imagine the role of nuclear arsenal, which you'd think nerds with hard-on for military wouldn't fall for.

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I hate having to explain to the hags I ring up that I'm not included with their groceries and that they can't take me home too because I have to work and keep the grocery store running.

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I'm gonna drink a fuckton of alcohol and get lost in the Hagville hedge maze! It'll be real fun, who's down to join me?

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How do you feel about weasels?

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that thing mgs do when they want to sound smart.

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>>46318984
Feel free to join our discussion anon.

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>>46319024
Just kinda ramble and hope you are too distracted by their tits to listen to what they are saying and parsing it as gibberish

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I'm gonna just drive through Hagville in my car. I won't get out or anything, I'm just riding through, so I won't get grabbed by a hag, they won't be able to get me in a car.

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>>46319009
I won't deal with any without a three for one special.

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>>46319025
Take it to /tg/.

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I'm gonna call chesh POOPY PANTS.
I'll be like
>Hey POOPY PANTS. Nice bow you're wearing... NOT!

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>>46317598
Imagine implementing the no shirt no shoes no service to restaurants and other establishments in MGC. Especially to the racy and scantily clad succubi-type monsters.

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>>46319086
>no shoes
You are going to lose so many customers with this one

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>>46319114
That is an excessively large fox.

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>>46319119
;_;

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>>46319009
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sg14jNbBb-8

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Why do so many Elves have such huge breasts? I thought they were supposed to be lithe and skinmy beauties, not ugly saggy titted cows...

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>>46319196
Those are corrupted and monsterized elves. Regular uncorrupted elves are indeed skinny and lithe.

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if elves really were intune with the forest, and not say the grazed farms of those filthy humans, then why are they not shaped like pears, and instead have cow-like tits?

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>>46319218
Corruption really did a number on elves. Fight back and preserve natural beauty, order man.

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>>46319245
cultural exchange heavily affected their diet

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>>46319196
>Many mamono had lithe bodies...
>Until the Fast Food Nation attacked.
>Mamono everywhere were seduced by French fries, burgers, fried chicken.
>They gorged on cakes and pies and ice cream.
>Until they were...
>Americanized.
The horror...
The horror.

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>>46319266
Borger is unbeatable.

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>>46318180
I’m 99% sure somewhere KC said that the massive influx of mamono mana would make the take over non-violent and quick.

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>>46319276
That's really cool, anon! But let's disregard that, okay?

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>>46319245
it's because elves are known for being cow like.
Cow like diet.
Cow like disposition.
Cow like tits

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>>46318180
They'll redo season 8 of Game of Thrones with a phantom, 3 dragons, and a Lich.
It'll be FUCKING PERFECT.
Mankind will kneel.

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>>46319276
>Walk outside to get the mail
>Neighbor lady has more horns than you remember
>She must have changed her hair or something

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>>46319281
Nah, fuck off with your edgy military wank because you can't get off unless cute girls die or the US government nukes it's own people.

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Haha! Me like cow. Me need cow.

Cow.... mmmm...

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>>46319293
I wonder how monsters would feel about guys that just don't really give a shit about them being a thing. I'd imagine the ones that wanted a bit more of a dramatic flair to their meeting with their husbands would be a little bummed out.

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>>46319304
I wonder how guys would feel about monster girls that just have no interest in sex.
Imagine joining a sabbath and there it's all just research.

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Holstaurs are mere farm animals. I would never have sex with one, they are literal cattle.

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>>46319314
>just have no interest in sex.
Not a thing. However that does sound like a Sabbath that's all about distracted sex. Bet a lot of liches go into that one.

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>>46319304
i think most of them are pretty stoked when you're not afraid of them or averse to them

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>>46319328
No. I don't care its not a thing in mge. I just said sabbath for a frame of reference.
It is now a thing. The day of the portals happened and all you can do is learn sick magic tricks as society is uplifted nonsexually by cute monster girls.

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>>46319330
A mix of cow and demon.
Truly a mysterious creature.

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>>46319338
Whatever, I'm down for that. I don't offer anything useful sex-wise to a girl anyway. I'mma learn me a fireball.

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>>46319356
Fuck off.

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>>46319304
You should at least pretend to be somewhat afraid/impressed by the giant dragon woman

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>>46319361
Ah, we got a flatchad.

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but what if you held hands with the pyrow as a joke haha?

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>>46319378
>giant
If we go by Japanese height she's probably gonna be 6'2 at best. Besides I highly doubt I'd ever see one outside of them being on TV.

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>>46319119
>>46319137
The correct term is- Snoe. (Pronounced Ss-knew)

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>>46319361
>t.Jealous flatty
>t.Sabbath

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I would reject all monsters and their advances because I don't want to pass on my bad genetics (premature balding, deformed chest and ribs, poor eyesight, muscle weakness and heart arrhythmia)

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>>46319393
>6'2 is perfectly large in fact it's on the larger side for dragons! It's not my fault you apes in this world are so abnormally big!

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>>46319421
>balding
chesh is gonna call you humpty dumpty while she rapes you

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>>46319421
Those are all the traits monster girls might use to breed pet humans.

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>>46319434
yeah, but then you to breed humans with humans.
ew

[Anonymous No.]

>>46319426
See this is why I don't like Dragons. Why would I want a girlfriend that just acts like a bully? I had enough of that from my ex.

[Anonymous No.]

I need the biggest birb you have...

[Anonymous No.]

>>46317598
Now imagine having to tell monstergirls not to be para social with their favorite ASMR streamer boys or male idols and or male VTubers. Imagine having to tell Shirohebis para social is bad, toxic and cringe. Imagine having to tell a Bicorn and or fujo Phantom that romantically shipping their favorite oshis and idols might be frowned upon and is weird and uncomfortable.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

When the explicitly evil mg does something nice, we know it's genuine because they are too stupid to be duplicitous.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46319465
big birb

[Anonymous No.]

A trolley full of fishos is hurtling down the tracks.
There is a single cheshy waiting at the table at the end of the track for a fisho
There is also a lever in front of you.
If you pull the lever, the trolley of fishos will be diverted to a group of 5 other assorted kots for their usage.
what do you do? do you pull the lever?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46319565
I pull the lever and as it passes by I grab a fish to give it to the cheshy. Everyone gets to eat!

[Anonymous No.]

>>46319565
the ol' "do i want to be raped by 1 cheshire or 5 assorted cats" conundrum

[Anonymous No.]

>>46319565
Only the Cheshire is listed as being single, so I'd make sure the fishos go to her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46319565
If I pull the lever, that will count as me delivering the fishos to the kots, so I will be culpable to also give them scritches and pats
on the other hand, I can walk away from the lever and have changed nothing. cheshy has no claim to me or to head pats or scritches. she is powerless.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46319565
derail the trolley and take the fishos for myself

[Anonymous No.]

>>46319565
chesh would make the poorest use of the fishos, so she has the least claim to them

[Anonymous No.]

>Are you lost, young man?

[Anonymous No.]

>Challenge salamander to a penis measuring duel
>Honor demands she accept
>Win easily
>Repeat for harem of sallies

[Anonymous No.]

>>46319626
You're definitely lost.
>>>/vg/

[Anonymous No.]

>>46319565
Looks like chesh is going without a fisho

[Anonymous No.]

>>46319626
I like the horns on the right.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm a pacifist, I refuse to fight a Salamander.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46319668
not all competitions are based in violence

[Anonymous No.]

Creaky horns of wisdom and mysticism.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46319690
MATH FIGHT!

[Anonymous No.]

throw caution to the lim'd

[Anonymous No.]

>>46319725
nobody expects the INT sally

[Anonymous No.]

I will be safe from Monsters in Denmark. Nobody gives a fuck about the Danish.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46319726
I want the lim that went to the kot kingdom and decided to kemono herself to join their royalty.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46319738
she's dumb. what, you think just because a monster's got a big hat she's smart?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46319750
that's how gear stats work

[Anonymous No.]

>>46319750
obviously
the bigger the hat, the smarter she is. its simple math.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46319738
The most dangerous of the sally manders

[Anonymous No.]

>>46319755
The bigger the hat the longer her virginity

[Anonymous No.]

>>46319766
You're asking for a Fireball to the face anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>46319766
Are you telling me this fun gal is a big ol' virgin?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46319196
>>>>> Elves

[Anonymous No.]

>>46319719
Lmao chestlet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46319781
Her virgin rage just proves my point. She won't get her mom to stop nagging her about grandchildren like that

[Anonymous No.]

>>46319789
I like elves more than succubi. They are more pure. Succubi are just sex obsessed demons. Elves have other things going on and often an eternity to perfect their craft.

[Anonymous No.]

I will sneak up on a Wurm and jump her and wrestle her to the ground just to see how she reacts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46319815
>wrestle her to the ground
You would be hugging her waist and be straining yourself to move her an inch. The worst part is wurm would look at you like you're an idiot.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>46319831
ADORABLE idiot, you mean.

[Anonymous No.]

Dangerous weasels.

[Anonymous No.]

fancy bras are important

[Anonymous No.]

Undead hours.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46319979
The undead are gonna get ya!

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>46319979
i will replace all of wight's heels with sneakers

[Anonymous No.]

>Benis

[Anonymous No.]

>>46320146
she's got a point

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Everybody do the Mofu-Mofu!

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>46320230
source?

[Anonymous No.]

https://twitter.com/spicyapplejamAN/status/1682027956343033857

[Anonymous No.]

>>46320297
https://twitter.com/spicyapplejamAN/status/1682027956343033857

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Spidercow, Spidercow, does whatever a spidercow does.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46320320
>>46320289
>>46320277
>>46320235
>>46320230
Why are you like this? You already have /vg/ you absolute faggots just stay there instead of shitting up /jp/.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46320343
3/5 were trying to irritate you. 5/5 are somewhat broken

[Anonymous No.]

>>46320343
Images are images.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46320366
You know you don't need to post images right?

[Anonymous No.]

Goodnight Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember that Hebi will fill whatever roll of the group you need.
In fact, she can fill all of them at once!

[Anonymous No.]

>>46320376
Probably the best part of the thread for me, genuinely.

[Anonymous No.]

>You can just give this kind of thing to men and they will be thrilled

[Anonymous No.]

>>46320387
>partner with hebi
>she has a bow in one hand
>a shield in the other
>tail is holding a sword
>and she has a magic wand in her mouth
>now you don't need any WHORES for a balanced party
hebi sure is smart

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>two of them specialize in knives
>The third carries around the healing jar (and also specializes in knives)
>Two DPS and healer, just needs a tank
Turns out if you want an adventure party while only getting married to one* girl, you should invest in weasels.
*One that is composed of three weasels

[Anonymous No.]

>>46320401
>rtx
wouldn't know what to do with it. i play all my games on a shitty macbook air i got for free my freshman year of college

[Anonymous No.]

>>46319784
Sweet Druella, why are Matangos/Fungus top tier?

[Anonymous No.]

how to convince a lich to teach me magic?

[Anonymous No.]

how do i marry a big cat?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46320691
give her a big fish

[Anonymous No.]

Ded

[Anonymous No.]

>>46320795
But I can make her feel alive. I can save Zombies bros! I swear I can!

[Anonymous No.]

>>46320795
Pump and dump

[Anonymous No.]

I think 2 wives is the ideal number. A hag mother-wife and a busty genki JK wife.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46319565
Pull the lever then put it back so the trolley does the sickest dorifto ever, and delivers fish to all six kots.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46320932
You got it wrong, is two wives with knives

[Anonymous No.]

>>46319630
And if you find a sally with an abnormally large clit that's the size of a penis (probably due to body-morph magic or potions), just grab it and she'll cum instantly, which also defeats her and adds her to your harem.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46320946
It's cruel to leave the third weasel out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46320951
Fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46320971
Think of it like a prank

[Anonymous No.]

>>46321215
I sense imminent stabbing in your future

[Anonymous No.]

>secret technique, elf corruption massage

[Anonymous No.]

>>46320971
Kamataichi would be kind of nice if it was the Helltaker approach to Cerberus over three sisters IMO.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46321317
Wait they use real knife?

[Anonymous No.]

The box.
You opened it, now you must cum with us.

[Anonymous No.]

>born to receive sustenance solely from copious amounts of fox milk
>the local dark mage tells me she can't make a "potion of endless lactation"
i may as well reincarnate now
>inb4 "just keep her pregnant constantly"
i'm not sharing

[Anonymous No.]

>>46321520
And to think I hesitated

[Anonymous No.]

>>46321520
save me shoggy!

[Anonymous No.]

>>46321317
Looks really painful, why do they use non demon silver knife?

[Anonymous No.]

Do you love angels?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46321520
I use my cat to regain sanity and close the non euclidian box

[Anonymous No.]

>>46321577
No point in using the medicine on your body if you are already cumming by a thousand cuts. You could go for demon silveer + maneater fluids based medicine, but not every monster needs to be completely pacifistic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46321581
I dunno, are they the duty bound kuudere that's weak to compliments? Or the airheaded klutz that tries their best regardless?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46321660
That one is a tsundere that likes to execute heathens

[Anonymous No.]

>>46321643
That's just torture, fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46321581
I want an extremely closeted pervert angel to the point the demon we're fighting is just kind of confused at what she's suppose to do
>"She's already sniffing his underwear. Why am I even here? Just to watch?"
>"... oh demon lord she's gonna make me watch."
>"Well... might as well try and corrupt the hero so I can get in on round 2"

[Anonymous No.]

>>46321702
?

[Anonymous No.]

I just wanna hold hands with a succubus, that's all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46322076
You SICK FUCK.

[Anonymous No.]

I want a Jinko to hold my dick.

[Anonymous No.]

Consider old Jinkos

[Anonymous No.]

>>46322294
Definitely, and I'd be all over her if she still has some muscle left.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46322321
More like she will pick you up by the scruff of your neck with her mouth and drag you off
Did I mention she is big?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46321539
>the local dark mage tells me she can't make a "potion of endless lactation"
skill issue

[Anonymous No.]

>>46322344
>Did I mention she is big?
She better be.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46322362
>milky hag saggers
good fucking LORD

[Anonymous No.]

does /mgt/ like Ginzake?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46322429
As in this artist?
He's alright.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46322429
As in this artist?
He's alright.

[Anonymous No.]

Should a snek's tail be fatter than her hips? How about her bust or shoulder width?
How rotund should the ideal snek be?

[Anonymous No.]

>lewding the friends
Cerulean posts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46322491
You can't spell "girlfriend" without "friend"

[Anonymous No.]

>>46322489
The ideal snake would have narrow shoulders, bust 1.5 times as wide as her shoulders, wide hips and a tail that keeps that with for a whil and then tapers slowly.

[Anonymous No.]

>dragon has become infatuated with you
>unfortunately for her, dragon courting has never advanced so she still uses the same techniques that old dragons did a long time ago
>ergo, bringing the mate food to impress them and show that she can sustain the mate while the mate raises the children
>she swoops down in front of your house one day and drops a fat, scared holstaur she snatched on your lawn and stands proudly in front of you
>"Here ye', o' man. I come bringing a gift of courtship, one fat raw cow for which to cook and consume, as part of my advance. With this, I am extending my hand to you as a lover. Do you accept?!"
>"M-Moooo...."

[Anonymous No.]

>>46322547
Backhand slap the dragon and help the Holstaur.

[Anonymous No.]

can I befriend and romance the most unforgivable of evil of ancient monsters?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46322603
ms greenworm will consider your offer

[Anonymous No.]

>>46322076

[Anonymous No.]

>>46322612
Sir, this is a blue board.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46322611
shouldn't this blight on humanity be a bit... bigger?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46322603
you can (and should) even impregnate them

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>46322627
i said unforgivable ancient evil, as in grand, imposing, dangerous and terrifying.
this is a lim.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46322612
Would take the second hand too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46322429
>>46322472
Is this the guy who only does softcore? If so then I hate that coward.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46322547
Cool, two wives in one!

[Anonymous No.]

>>46322630
Say that to her face not online and see what happens

[Anonymous No.]

can YOU pet them all?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46322765
Gate of Pat-a-lot would help.

[Anonymous No.]

>He who controls the past commands the future. He who controls the present has a present-controlling machine.

[Anonymous No.]

I will NOT be a kot heater

[Anonymous No.]

>>46322804
Why not?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46322804
Snakes need heating more, good call.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Gremlin-chan could never beat me without her technology. She is a WEAKLING who cheats.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46322673
what do you define as softcore?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46322828
>gets head-leglocked by a gremlin to submission

[Anonymous No.]

>>46322804
>He thinks he has a choice

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>46322911
fatass

[Anonymous No.]

If you impregnate a wight is the baby a wight or a zombie?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Telling hag residents of hagville that you are going to find work and employment to earn money and provide for yourself.

Telling hagville hags you're going to take the night shift for that night shift pay differential.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46323015
Makes sense that she's a Wight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46322824
>look up artist
>futafaggotry everywhere
It's all so tiresome.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46323059
Ah yes, thank you for this invaluable information

[Anonymous No.]

>>46323015
The baby of a wight is a wight. THough, tecnically a wight is a zombie, so both.

[Anonymous No.]

>live in suburban neighborhood
>have this annoying holstaur neighbor who constantly tries to offer to give me her milk in jugs
>that's fucking disgusting, breast lactate is awful, it smells and tastes bad
>she invites her Hakutaku and Minotaur friends over today and I hear their obnoxious laughter from the back yard
>fucking dumb cows are so annoying
>get an idea then
>grab the biggest, juiciest steaks from my freezer and begin grilling
>after a while the smell reaches those three dumb cows and they all peer over the fence to see my grill sizzling those steaks
>give them all a shit eating grin and wave with the spatula before chugging my beer
>cows go panic mode and I hear them all squealing across the yard in fear and distress
Hehehehe, I sure showed them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46323206
Gentlemen, I present you the gayest man alive.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46323206
based

[Anonymous No.]

>>46323148
Damn, can't start a zombie apocalypse the fun way

[Anonymous No.]

>>46323206
b-but the mge wiki lists all three as omnivores.....and minos love meat.......

[Anonymous No.]

>>46323206
>anon thinks they were freaking out
>doesn't realize cows eat demon realm beast meat too
>all three cows were just psyched out because anon invited them over for his grillout
>now anon has to deal with all three cows surrounding him at all times

[Anonymous No.]

Do you think monster girls often revert to their animal counterpart prey relationships?

[Anonymous No.]

Undead hours.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

If you like gacha you are a tranny.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>46323781
speaking from experience are you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46323781
That subhuman does it to get a funny reaction from local anons and you did exactly that, good job

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>46323805
I hate Mindflayers so much.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm gonna ask a vampire politely to drink my blood and possibly marry me!

[Anonymous No.]

>>46324023
He doesn't even need attention, you know she will do it anyway. It's good to remind him he's a her, don't let her have one thread where she isn't being reminded he's a they.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46324024
I want to stick my hand in there.

[Anonymous No.]

I will not have sex with a Wurm. I don't care if she even asks me nicely with puppy dog eyes.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

How do I not get oneshot by fat hags?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46324078
What if she asks you MEANLY with BIG SCARY EYES >:D

[Anonymous No.]

>>46324123
Anon... >>46322612

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>46317598

[Anonymous No.]

What happens when your refuse to address an Alp by xir favorite pronouns?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46324028
She can fix that

[Anonymous No.]

>>46324152
>xir
Mamono mana fixes mental illness.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46323781
>>46324152
>>46324175
This is the /jp/ board not /pol/. Send yourself and your intrusive thoughts back there.

[Anonymous No.]

If you married a Danuki who is your former landlord will she call the creampies you give her "rent"?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46321581
"Angels."

[Anonymous No.]

If you married a Danuki who is your former landlord will she still call the creampies you give her "rent"?

[Anonymous No.]

A giant laser

[Anonymous No.]

>>46324233
The blend of machine and angel. Mecha angel girls.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>46324270
Depends on how good you are at haggling and how your renting/marriage contract is written. Make sure to get a Devil lawyer to look over it, otherwise she might ask for an ammount you are never able to pay, making you indebted to her for eternity barely able to afford paying the cum interest.

[Anonymous No.]

I would fucking annihilate a Wurm.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46324327
>Devil lawyer
*Demon lawyer.

[Anonymous No.]

I, the unwaveringly loyal Order soldier will kill the evil blue Demon whom thinks she can corrupt me using my trusty standard issue rifle.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46324366
>1 hour later anon is a blubbering mess with the blue demon snuggled up to him, giving him kisses on the neck and cheek

[Anonymous No.]

>>46324366
BASED

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>You don't need an antivirus if your PC destroys itself on a moment's notice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46324451
Flat ass.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

I'm gonna ask Dr. Grem to help me get my mechanical engineering degree!

[Anonymous No.]

>>46324451
someone get a schematic to put a larger ass into this gremlin

[Anonymous No.]

>>46324501
It sucks when artists are on pixiv but it isn't uploaded to any boorus.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Next mamano to be released is the Kelpie from Irish mythology. What mamano do you hope will be released eventually? My hope is the release of a Frost Dragon and/or Quetzcoatl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46322838
the cutoff line is between "postable on a blue board without getting b&" and "no nipples, no benis in bagina penetration, no nothing" but i dont know where exactly
and also i confused the artist for another one, because they both draw the same fox with huuge tits, i guess thats what i get for not checking the source before i post. sorry.

[Anonymous No.]

Give blood today!

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Give warmth today

[Anonymous No.]

>blind man takes a walk through MGC, going to a street cross
>bunch of canine monsters following behind him all fighting over who gets to be his service dog
>hellhound struggling with a werewolf and several kobolds and a kikimora, all brought their own leashes
>by the time they all get tuckered out they don't realize the blind man already crossed the street and vanished from their sight

[Anonymous No.]

It's a fox party!

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

The only good fox is the hag fox

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Wait a minute, this "hag" class is just a reskin of the cow class! And you can stack them? Who's even running this obviously broken game?

[Anonymous No.]

So ISR has the idea of a survival tax on undead to stop rampant overpopulation. Pretty dystopian. But it's also fairly interesting. If undead were common and society was developed enough I imagine it's either this or infinite growth economics unless you want to exile them.

[Anonymous No.]

I will have a perfectly ordinary conversation with a hag that won't end with me getting sweaternapped or hagged and if she brings up the fact she's single I'll just tell her she's a nice lady and I hope she finds someone her age to hook up with. I am in my 20s and I will not date some hag in her 100s.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46324853
>Who's even running this obviously broken game?
Take a guess.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46324880
>speaking to a hag
She's already got you.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

The world belongs to Dragons. Which means you have to pay rent to dragons for being allowed to live.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46324916
I prefer her generic japanese skin.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46324879
as usual, the literal whores manga is complete dogshit
why do you even bother with it, anyways?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46324853
Cow hags now resort to meme builds because they will win no matter what they do anyway
Oh and they stack with more than just those two, stacks with foxes, dragons, etc.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46324969
Because its an actual setting unlike MGE which nobody in japan cares about

[Anonymous No.]

>>46324931
>The world belongs to Dragons
Says who?
>pay dragons for nothing
Get a job dragoncel,your go fund me scam won't work

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

I am an atheist, I will defeat all the gods so mortals can rule the world as they should.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46324997
Sure thing, potatotranny.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46324969
Because it has a lot of chapters and I like the idea of a monster girl city.
I actually read most of the mge books to but nothing really stood out to me as a novel way to handle something although I vaguely like the concept of a war between gods who want to be hands off and gods that want to actively make things better even if it's considered unnatural. But MGE only skims around the concept and between blessings and angels feels like it nearly contradicts it half the time.
It's like it started off as gods getting corrupted but then never really fleshed out why corruption isn't bad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46325017
>mortals can rule the world as they should.
Take a look outside fedora tipper the mortals rule like shit,hell a legit monkey would ran it better

[Anonymous No.]

>>46325034
It surprises that the same people that constantly complain about the MGE also don't get what it's about. Too simple for you anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46324837
Virgin hags with strong maternal instincts are the best

[Anonymous No.]

>>46325017
I'm going to make a goddess my wife
Checkmate atheists

[Anonymous No.]

>>46325046
This post was typed by the sniveling brown nosing hands of one of the gods servants, probably an angel or something. Cope bitch us mortals will overthrow you, we will topple every religion and free ourselves.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46325057
that sounds more self-explanatory than surprising

[Anonymous No.]

Don’t visit the Hagville borough of Winterstown, for your own safety

[Anonymous No.]

>>46325069
Also very dangerous since fertility scales up infinitely in hags

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>46325077
I guess ironic is more accurate, though i backspaced too much. I meant to say "complain about the MGE being overly simple"

[Anonymous No.]

>>46325093
No man has ever escaped unmarried, especially in the winter months

[Anonymous No.]

>>46325093
What is it this time?
Gigayeti?
something else?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46324853
all returns to cow. this inescapable gravity is the apotheosis of mammalian evolution

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>46325103
Winehorn auntie

[Anonymous No.]

>got tricked into marrying a fox
>she wants to have sex every day
>too tired after getting home from work to fuck so she's always disappointed every day I come back home
Hah, she played herself...

[Anonymous No.]

>>46325103
Comfy rooms with fireplaces when it's blizzard outside.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46325103
Tibetan mastiff haghound

[Anonymous No.]

>>46325074
You can't even overthrow your own problems

[Anonymous No.]

>>46325150
I have NO problems. I am a strong mortal. We mortals can make it without the godd, we don't need them to rule over us and tell us what to do. We DO NOT need to rely on them. Us mortals catch each other when we fall. I do NOT want some prissy goddess coming into my life telling me what to do and taking care of me like I'm a damn child.

We WILL throw down the gods.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46324837
She's pretty great.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46325149
How big is she?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46325057
If you want to go into the whole "it's just a sex wish fulfillment setting" line then don't be surprised when I try to talk about things that are more than that.
It raises a lot of questions about mge discussion actually. I know an anon complained about the lack of it a while back. But how much mileage can you really get out of a sex setting?

[Anonymous No.]

I just like the MGE girls but I hate the setting and everything because it sucks so I just use the girls and ignore everything else.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46325224
>don't be surprised when I try to talk about things that are more than that.
Why dont you go do that somewhere else with other like minded people?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46325069

[Anonymous No.]

>>46325240
This is the general monster girl thread anon. /d/ is a half dead image dump(of the same posters) and /vg/ is hardly the right place to discuss anime in any great detail.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46325187
She’s more fluff than hag and super cuddly

[Anonymous No.]

>>46325284
This is the MGE thread. You can kindly take everything unrelated away and don't come back, troon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46325187
8ft of dog and fluff, closest thing to a werewolf-yeti-oni hybrid you'll find. Of course, she's also got the comical barrel keg of alcohol to help keep you warm.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>46325302
Wanna talk cait sith and cat kingdom facts then?
I can't. I feel I've genuinely tapped out new ideas of it. But feel free to take the torch from me.

[Anonymous No.]

Reminder that (You) are a scratching post that belongs to cats.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46325323
Nah, i'd rather talk about Saccophyte and their jelly candies instead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46325324
No I belong to wight claws.

[Anonymous No.]

What do you think of mamano that make men into sex/breeding slaves?

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>>46325347
i should probably go with this stranger since she has candy

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>>46325324
I belong in Kej hair.

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>>46324554
Why? isn't pixiv great?

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>>46325411
you're posting samples

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>>46325411
The tagging system is worse. e621 or gelbooru are fine and have logical tags. Pixiv has artists vomit out whatever they think best describes their image.

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>>46325224
>it's just a sex wish fulfillment setting"
Not what i said nor is it what i think.
>I try to talk about things that are more than that.
I think you are just lumping me with different people in your head. I just pointed out the fact that you are complaining about something you then say you don't fully understand, which i find to be amusing
I'd actually say those "settings" are less than the MGE, not more. Going back to the original example, the fact the undead get taxed just for existing isn't a good thing, and yet you go out of your way to praise both it and the lack of societal drive to look for better solutions. Overpopulation makes even less sense in a setting where there is magic and the literal possibility to keep a body alive that would otherwse not come close to function. It's just, for a lack of a better term, just grimdark wankery. At the end of the day IR is also a sex wish fullfilment setting, and it shows. "Thing bad and it stay bad" is the opposite of a well thought out worldbuilding, it's just fanservice.
Similar stuff could happen in the MGE, but unlike in IS, the setting both wants and allows it to be changed.

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Pre-marital sex is BAD.

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>>46325428
You didn't say what mge is about in your post.

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>>46325431
I did, actually.

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>>46325324

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>>46325430
showing a manticore your notarized v-card

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So, Monstrum monster girls.

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>>46325424
it's of the utmost import that every touhou character gets a specific, wordplay based tag for having large breasts

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wizard bros how do we cope?

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>>46325500
Oh hey I was part of this, good times

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>>46325444
But I gave three examples of how undead could be handled in my post. I praise the concept of needing to control undead population more than anything else. It's not fair to call it grimdark just because it doesn't have a handwaved space expansion solution from super powered magic.
MGE doesn't want things to be better, it already has things as perfect. Although it's become increasingly muddied where KC hugbox and fandom hugbox intersect but I am relatively certain at least he'd be absolutely against the idea of portraying monster girls as anything but idealized perfection with their worst character flaw being they are too in love with you(at least until they have sex with you, when it become less obsessive pure love).
I thing I remember a few years back someone posted a story on his site where some kid had his legs broken by his village and they left him out to starve until a monster picked him up.

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>>46325500
>still using towers
get with the times gramps, we're using pocket dimensions now, monsters can't get you if your in your own plane of existence

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>>46325532
interdimensional wurmholes

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>>46325500
those p'orcs are almost certainly going to start offering captured elves to their overlord as tribute

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>>46325540
that's what the decoy candy plane is for

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>>46325509
>a handwaved space expansion
Yeah, instead it has a handwaved death solution. So different.
Undead aren't a worry in a world where you can infinitely keep someone alive. If you truly wanted a realistic depiction, you would know that you would need powerful magic to keep someone alive after death sets in and the magic has to replace all of your bodily functions instead of your now defunct metabolism. There is also nothing said about "simple" biological imortality, or fast replicators. The undead issue seems to be mostly an arbitrary one. I still don't know why you think IR has good writing. Pointing out basic societal issues is pretty basic.
The MGE doesn't have things perfect. Pretty much the opposite. I think you are confusing threadcannon with actual cannon. The miriad of stories people have written here should tell you the opposite, though reading and understanding seem to be your weak suits.

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I'd like to have a monster wife but ooohhh I'm a trucker hnnnmmm I have to drive constantly I don't have any time for a wife, yeah sorry....

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Shut up woman get on my horse

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>>46325584

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>>46324583
I don’t have any expectations so I can’t ever truly be disappointed.

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>monster girl you liked got recruited into some other dude's harem by his bicorn
How mad would you be?

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>>46325610
Wouldn’t happen unless the monster had an affinity for the Bicorn’s husband. Bicorn isn’t going to cuck you out of romance.

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Cat.

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>>46325567
What?
> instead it has a handwaved death solution. So different.
The difference being that you don't have to make up a solution for death. Everything dies. It's not paritcularly pleasant to suggest redeadifying the undead but it's not something that feels invented.
>t you would need powerful magic to keep someone alive after death sets in and the magic has to replace all of your bodily functions instead of your now defunct metabolism.
I don't think ghosts have bodily functions. If there is a chapter where it explains how dead are raised I haven't reached it yet.
>There is also nothing said about "simple" biological imortality, or fast replicators.
Again. Not sure about immortality. But when it comes to fast replicators that we can assume that there is a difference between forcing the dead to actually go to the afterlife instead of life squatting and killing people who have a right to live.
>. I still don't know why you think IR has good writing.
I don't think any monster girl setting has good writing. I just think MGE has whole areas it doesn't deal with.
>The MGE doesn't have things perfect. Pretty much the opposite.
Right... except monster girls who are, again, close to or almost perfect. He's gone on multiple twitter rambles about how monster girls would never be attracted to bad men so we can assume monster girls character flaws are going to be fairly limited and superficial. Moving into actual flaws we can PROBABLY still assume order territory is a free for all shit hole in at least some places.
But would you ever have a cat girl going too far and abusing a man in the cat kingdom? I would say no.
> The miriad of stories people have written here should tell you the opposite,
How can I use fanfiction as a gauge for mge as a whole? He only dmcas some of it. >>46325634 is a good example actually. Thread canon, real canon? Who can say?

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>brings up the literal whores setting in a thread centered around the opposite thing
>cries about DMCA
>brings up a cuck shitpost
This is all so fucking tiresome

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>>46325634
Yes it would, easily.
>monster you liked never returned the feelings or knew you
It's very possible and would in fact make someone mad. People get upset over way less irl. You can't and won't be allowed to le fate handwave everything, come on, even you have to know that's fucking stupid.

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>>46325667
The dmca thing was a joke you idiot.

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>>46325652
>head canon/real canon who can say
KC literally stated that Bicorns take into consideration whether or not the mamono has an affinity for their husband in the first place and her consent/his consent. If the monster girl wants into the harem, the Bicorn isn’t going to stop them.

>>46325670
Not handwaving shit when it’s the word of the creator.

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>>46325584
Don't give her weed or you'll have to get off the high horse.

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>>46325691
I don't care what KC says, I care about stories and premises being possible. If we just followed everything KC says completely then no story or fanfic would be possible, his word conflicts with everything. You fags will always ignore the word of creators in other settings all the time but KC is the one that has to be sacred and inviolable? Give me a fucking break.

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>>46325691
>KC literally stated that Bicorns take into consideration whether or not the mamono has an affinity for their husband in the first place and her consent/his consent. If the monster girl wants into the harem, the Bicorn isn’t going to stop them.
The shitpost was the opposite though. The monster girl YOU like joined some other mans harem. So it's like regular losing out but worse.

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>>46325652
>The difference being that you don't have to make up a solution for death
Anon, i mean undeath is the handwaved solution for death. It's still magic, and it's still handwaived.
>difference between forcing the dead to actually go to the afterlife instead of life squatting and killing people who have a right to live.
That would make a point in favor of the death tax being completely unnecessary. Also i didn't mention beings killing people at any point.
>I just think MGE has whole areas it doesn't deal with.
It's an open ended setting anon. You are supposed to fill in those gaps to your best ability or convenience. Up to you if you want the MGE to have both trouble with the undead overpopulation and whatever it might come with it.
>How can I use fanfiction as a gauge for mge as a whole?
Because the whole point of the MGE is to write fanfiction based on it. It's not really a story as much as it is a seting with some rules you need to follow leaving the rest to your discretion. Up to you if you like those base rules or not.
>PROBABLY
Yeah, seems like you both don't understand the MGE and make up shit in your head about it to get angry about.
> >>46325634 is a good example actually. Thread canon, real canon? Who can say?
It's one of the basic rules anon.
Your post just demonstrate that you haven't really read anything about the MGE. Not the books, not the complementary stuff, not the derivatives from it. You just like getting angry at stuff you read from someone else and can't obviously make sense of the incomplete picture.

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>>46325733
My guy I do read the setting but I also accept that it’s an escapist setting. You reek of Mick faggotry or fa/tg/uy autism.

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All this faggotry when you could post shog.

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>>46325762
Kuudere Shog would be really cute.

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I've been seeing more shogs lately than usual... did my router get replaced with shog when I wasn't looking? Is this fake internet? Am I screaming into the Shognet void right now???

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>>46325775
She’s in your house, in your bed, and is now all consuming in your head. Welcome to Shog Planet.

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Heavy shoggers.

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I will make a cow cum by just pinching her nipples.

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https://kikasuru.github.io/mge-slotmachine/
>a monster girl appears in your house and says that they're planning to open the portals in about six months
>she and a few hundred other monsters have been sent ahead as scouts, and she needs a place to stay while she does her work

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>>46325860
That's cute.

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>>46325876
>Ignis
I'm going to learn pyromancy.

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>>46325876
>Greenworm
She's lying or perhaps managed to sneak along with the rest of the scouts. There's no way a child (and not just in appearance) would be tested with such a task.

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>>46325876
>Wight
She's gonna have a meltdown for being forced to live like a commoner.

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>>46325876
>Tentacle
I’m going to politely but firmly tell her to fuck off.

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>>46325715
I'd do drugs with monsters

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>>46325851
Big ole shoggers

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>>46325876
>merrow
Why not, I'll romance the sea jubb

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>>46325733
I don't think you understood most of what I was saying based on your replies.
>Your post just demonstrate that you haven't really read anything about the MGE. Not the books, not the complementary stuff,
Anon, why is it so hard to just admit that mge is an escapist setting that glosses over loads of stuff. We've already got the Q&as that pretty much confirm any bad scenario you can come up with is going to be countered. I don't know why you think it has to be a super serious real setting.

KC has gone to length to enforce his rules at this point so we can be relatively certain that any undead problem MGE has that the solution is going to be along the veins of "get them all husbands and send them to the undead kingdoms." I would even say he'd take down most of the darker stuff in ao3 if he had the power.

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>>46325959
Nigger, I SAID post shog.

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>>46325967
Fine.

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>>46325876
>Danuki
Would she agree if I asked her to help me with my taxes?

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What is your limit when it comes to monster girls before it's too much.

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>Hey Tom, how ya doing

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>>46325959
>super serious real setting.
Not saying that either, just that it can be serious if you want it to be, and that those supposed "more serious settings" also make the same mistakes/ignore stuff for the sake of fanservice to their audiences. The settings are different, not better.
>We've already got the Q&as that pretty much confirm any bad scenario you can come up with is going to be countered
I could say most of those type of answers are just shitposts KC tells trolls so that he can come back to them whenever someone bothers him again about some specific NTR/Grimdork scenario, however the QnAs still leave plenty of room for interpretation. In the example you gave about monstergirls not liking truly evil men, it does pose the question as to what constitues an evil person, and how a monstergirl would maybe see the small glimmer of hope in someone's soul and try to steer their actions towards good, etc.

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No monster would want a poor, financially unstable guy like me. I can't even afford the things I want let alone afford everything she needs and wants and pay for raising children.

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>>46326015
Stupid cat.

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>>46326015
Rin would never say anything like this.

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>>46326029
After transporting corpses all day Rin would fuck human men all night to relieve stress.

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I moved to Lescatie and my neighbor is a fallen heroine?!

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>>46325876
>Shoggoth
SHE'S IN THE WALLS

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>>46326015
My God, this cat just exudes sex by metric tons

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>>46326064

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>>46326015
>"Sexo with Gato, NOW"
>Matting press the sassy cat through her panty hose

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>>46326022
Umm bro your creeping coin???

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>kicking down the door to the hagbar
>WHO NEEDS HER HAGUSSY ATE

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>>46326059
She IS the walls!

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>>46326015
If you act dense enough, they will get bored and leave you alone.

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>>46326141
>"You can stay here while I prepare for the portals"
>"What do you mean *I* can stay here? This is MY house!"
>"Correct. However, I am going to become your house master, you may use me as you please. No, you may not leave"

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>>46325238
What do you use the MGE girls for?

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Ogre pictures are in a bit low supply. Does anyone have any pictures of western orcs that could be used for Ogres due to the orc wearing a helmet or some other kind of headwear that would hide horns that she would have if she was an ogre?

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>>46326272
>monster shamans cast potent debuffs on you

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Local vampire is caught in quite the embarrassing situation. Hope you guys like it! Always happy to hear suggestions of what to get next though these are mostly just headshots.

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>>46326336
agh! not reduced maid resist! I knew the generalmora was up to something!

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SHAI-HULUD!

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>>46326383
>brave knight anon is left tied up in the generalmora's tent where he is waited on hand and foot

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>>46325959
>AO3
Allegedly* he tried and they told him in so many words to go pound sand. It just sucks shit spiraled out from one dude getting outed as an NTRfag.

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>>46326381
I wonder how she ended up like this. Got step by step instructions on how to do it to a vampire?

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>>46326272
>Does anyone have any pictures of western orcs
>/jp/ - Otaku Culture

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>>46326381
Every day I believe the vampires are dorks statement more

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>>46326425
Vampires are easy. You just drag her coffin outside and open it while the sun is shining. You'll pay for it later but it'll be worth it.

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>>46326336
Oddly enough they all come with a verility bonus on you.
Why is that?

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>>46326397
Give up anon, make more kikis

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What monstergirl has the sweatiest smelliest armpits?

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>>46326461
Monster magic is strange and esoteric indeed.

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>>46326491

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>>46326491
High Orcs of course. Their whole thing is producing an arousing musk.

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>>46326503
>>46326512
make the pig take a bath

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>POWER WORD: TOM

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>>46326534
The onsen is going to smell like porc soup

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>the heretical order inquisitor who uses monsters in order to defeat monsters
>high ranked inquisitor so the pontiff can't do anything about him
>uses salamanders as hired blades and a kiki to manage his targets and a flayer to suck intel out of them to support the order with

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>Talk up about this jinko you meet
>She's tall, buff, and a great girl
>Weirdly talkative for her species though.
>And she's got a tawny coat.
>Turns out its a tabby werecat that really wants to correct you but just can't bring herself to do so.
>"Tanya you can just tell him you're a wereca-"
>'No! He'd probably just leave me or something!'
>"....So you're just going to keep lying? I don't think that's going to work in the long run."
>'I'll deal with that when I get there, now rack those weights, I need to build a bit more muscle to keep this up."

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>>46326581
Honestly if she's buff and respectful like a real Jinko, I'd still accept her. Also a plus if she enjoys baths like one.

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>>46326607
She'll have the looks, she'll be maybe a bit more teasing but otherwise she'll be set.
One stipulation on Baths is she only wants to take them with you.

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>>46326572
>find out that the inquisitor is working with monsters
>report your concerns to the lord inquisitor
>the lord inquisitor thanks you for bringing it to her attention and assures you that she'll take appropriate action
>the following day, you learn that you've been reassigned to work undercover in monster territory

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>>46326668
>report your concerns
Snitches get stitches.

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How can I avoid getting kidnapped by orcs? I don't want to get married off to them or their leader, 'cuz I think they STINK!

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>>46326724
The fuck is wrong with your face.

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>>46326557
Tonkatsu of wives.

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>>46326431
Anon, stop, it's pointless when the board is occupied by discord mods with pro-western views. They failed to remove this thread from /jp/ so they decided to ruin it from within. Just find true mgsfags and discuss only with them. That's the only option.

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>Hey Anon, did you know snowkots are endangered?
>before you can answer you hear the door lock behind you

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>>46326699
Get kidnapped by the werewolf bandits instead. They bathe frequently and stole a whole wagon of assorted scented soaps that one time so they always smell nice.

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>>46326431
>>46326752
If I asked for Japanese Orc Monstergirls, I wouldn't get green musclegirls and I want monstergirls I can pass off as MGE Ogres.

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Well Anon you somehow managed to defeat a dragon what salacious and depraved things will you make her do now?

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>>46326810
Then simply ask for MGE ogres instead of going off-topic? Problem solved.
If you don't like it you can always resurrect your /tg/ thread and stop bothering us with your antics.

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>>46326827
Uh, wear pretty clothes, clean my house and make my meals?

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>>46326861
I already took what I need from the fanart gallery but want some more. I'm also not from /tg/.

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>>46326861
How about some japanese orcs?

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>>46326899
>I'm also not from /tg/.
https://archive.4plebs.org/tg/search/filename/Ogre%20Shaman.png/
I love how you try to deny this every time. Maybe it would work if you didn't stand out like a sore thumb here

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>>46326899
Kill yourself/tg/
You're probably the faggot that talked about undead and handwaived.

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Knights are no match for Demons.

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Is it appropriate to spank a Kakuen that's been too naughty?

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The werewolf family gathering will not talk about this

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>>46326977
horny

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>>46326503
>>46326512
I can take both these skinny bitchs in a fight

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>>46327008
Fuck off to >>>/u/

[Anonymous No.]

Can anyone please the dark elves to stop?

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>>46327243
You can be my moon and stars any time.

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Dead

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>>46326014
I'm gonna cum on her chest-eye and she's gonna hate me for it.

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>>46327445

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>>46325876
>hakutaku
good scout, actually, minus the legs
i'm kinda stupid but i'll help however i can

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>>46326017
>I could say most of those type of answers are just shitposts KC tells trolls
I don't know how many times it has to be brow beaten into you people. The cycle goes:

>Man creates thing
>Man shares thing with the internet
>Internet goes out of their way to overthink said thing or piss off creator
>Man starts making it harder to access thing
>Everybody loses

All he ever wanted was a setting with monster girls for people to be happy. It's not that fucking deep. It was never that fucking deep. Stop over-compicating the fucking issue.

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Me begging Miss Cupid on my hands and knees and telling her I'll do ANYTHING if she doesn't force me to get married and have sex.

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>>46327476
Best Jiangshi.

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>>46327560
I'm not that happy though.

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>>46327575
That won't work

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>>46327636
But it might! Maybe if I help Eros and her servants match make a few thousand and do some massive labor, then in return they'll promise to not force me to get married too. It's a fair trade off if I can actually do it. Eros is an honest god, surely she would be willing to fulfill that and keep her word if I swore to do it! I don't want to get married and have my peaceful isolated life disturbed!

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>>46325876
>Griffin
Unrealistic, she would never leave her treasure.

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>>46327575
>Miss Cupid Shrugs
>"OK, *I* won't."
>Shoots a nearby Oni with a love arrow.
>"She will."
Miss Cupid has too many demon friends.

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>>46327653
But Anon, you are her treasure!

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>>46327619
Then fuck off and go to MGQ.

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>>46327652
You will just get mating pressed faster even thinking you can avoid it.

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I want the whole set.

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>>46327243

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>>46325174
Dorothy paid gambino 3 silver coins
Guts enjoyed it

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>>46327560
Or, this one's gonna blow your fucking mind, maybe that creator shouldn't have replied to every fucking troll on the internet

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>>46327652
>Matchmake one thousand couples as the sidekick to a cupid
>Matchmake a thousand couples without falling for your cupid sidekick as you both grow closer over the course of your job
>Always being told how cute of a couple you two would make
The deal will be honored. Nobody will force you to get married. Only you can make that decision.
Just remember, the house always wins.

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For sale: One pair of bridal lingerie, never worn.

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Never ask a monster how she got her eyepatch

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Brutally buttfucking buxom Bicorns or anally annihilating ample Automatons?

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>>46327785
guess it will reveal she was faking it to look cool?

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>>46327795
She got a BB gun for Christmas one year.

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>>46327445
I want to sink my fingers in those thighs and suck on those titties

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>>46327789
Bashfully bathing black bitches?

[Anonymous No.]

Why are human men so aroused for anal sex?

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Big cats are dangerous, but they are still cats, so the neck pinch trick SHOULD still work... I hope...

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>>46327847
Gonna use it to disable the biggest Jniko hag I can find!
What do you do when you eventually have to let go?

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>>46327847
but what will you do about the second one?

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>>46327728
My guy if KC is going to be earnest enough to answer some dumb shit about publicly seeing a broadcast of the Mamono Lord giving birth, that's a him problem, not a me problem.

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>>46327844
Putting your dick in forbidden places is an arousing thrill

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>>46327855
I got two hands, don't I?
Thankfully there is no possible chance of an unforseen, third cat attempting to take my pants off.

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>>46327785
Even Ushis?

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>>46327871
>releasing the 2 kots to push away third kot
or
>keeping the 2 kots subdued as the third kot takes advantage of you
either way ends in rape

[Anonymous No.]

I will not drink Miss Hatter's tea, I know she roofied it.

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Gonna unchain the jinko. She's not a fox so there is no way freeing her from some form of imprisonment is a bad idea

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>>46327847
Yeah, but then you won't get to see them do that silly butt wiggle that cats do before pouncing

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>>46327875
Ushis are very proud of the craftsmanship of their eye sashes. It is considered very respectful to ask one to take it off and allow you to inspect its quality.

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>>46327911
So why aren't you drinking it?

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>>46327967
Anon probably wants Miss Hatter to know that he fully and willfully consents to let his face be her chair. Or whatever it is you Fat Butt enthusiasts like about that kind of thing.

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>>46327680
A GIANT SPIDER IS ATTACKING THAT INNOCENT ELF DAMSEL!

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We have gotten hellwans addicted to burgers, but what about jinko?
Can Jinko be defeated by burgers?
Big kots tend to already be lazy, this could be the breakthrough we need!

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>>46325347
Is this the new girl? She's so pretty... What's her deal?

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>>46327871
Nobody expects the snow Jinko hiding in the snow

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my newest fear is the fear of bubbles

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remember to watch out for magical rune traps when travelling in mgc. the failed ones stay up for months and no one is cleaning them up afterwards. just the other day i stepped over a shotafication rune. the fox that put it up apologized, but she didnt even turn me back and instead just handed me over to my workplace manager. i didnt know that Anubis could smile but boy lemme tell ya, its creepy.

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>>46325347
m-mommy

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>>46327967
Nobody in their right mind wants to be at the mercy of someone as insane as the Mad Hatter. I don't want to drown in ass all day and night.

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>>46328010
What does an anubis do with a little boy? Play legos with him?

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>>46328061
Huh?

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>>46328107
pretty much a slave that she can force to indulge in all her hobbies. if she cant find a perfect husband, then she'll just have to raise one.

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>>46328137
How horrible.

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https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/116877003

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I'm such a beta that I would walk right into the arms of any monster that came after me willingly and beg them to save me from my woes and depression.

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>>46328203
maybe the ocean is a less scary with ms kraken around

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>look in gallery for mg
>its dominated by pics of shitty ugly OCs
Every fucking time

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>>46328267
Cant thing of any monster with alot of OC content apart from that one shirohebi dude

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>>46328291
i'd imagine it's the male self-insert that bugs him more
but hey, money talks. good for them.

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>>46328267
I don't know, I jack off anyway since I don't think that MGs are literal clones of each other, some must wear different clothes, hairstyles or have some details like moles or skin coloration depending on what they usually do

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>>46328301
I personally dont see a problem with whose dudes but it has been expalined wiy it is for some

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>>46328301
>>46328291
I was just browsing the hatter gallery and saw a ton of hyper shit with someone's fuck ugly optimus prime color schemed OC and cringe overloaded so maybe I'm just overreacting, but I won't lie, I find it cringe that a great deal of the gallery for some girls like say, the Kiki gallery is full of someone's ebin hawaiian shirt kiki oc with le soviet uniforms and war shit or the bapho gallery with that one oc that has crooked alp horns and is more focused on the girly boy self inserts accompanying it than the actual monster girl. A lot of galleries are really cringe to me because of shit like this. And the Kobold gallery, ffs the Kobold gallery....

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>>46328317
>someone's fuck ugly optimus prime color schemed OC
I dont see anything with optimus prime colours

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>>46328334
You must be colorblind or just blind blind if you can't spot a coat that fucking deep blue coupled with grotesque hyper tits and shit.

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Imagine being a human guy in an all Hellhound tank crew...

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>>46328345
>>>/tg/

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>>46328343
Motherfucker since when did optimus prime have GREEN?
she's where green pants, you cant fucking tell me optimus prime, that means im looking for red/blue, not fucking green

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>>46328267
Sounds like you should get your own.

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Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, don't make 'big chungus' jokes around wererabbits.
They've heard it all before and some are very self-conscious about their size.

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the more you know

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>>46328371
I crave Zombie milk, it's great for digestion and I bet it does wonders to the intestinal flora

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>>46328371
worm milk is very healthy

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>>46328317
but I like that hatter...

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>>46328417
going through the gallery theres only two pics of this hatter I would consider "hyper"
haven looked through the kiki gallery yet but I didn't know alex had that much stuff of his bapho, and unlike the hatter is not that easy to ignore while scrolling as its all grouped together

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>>46319630
>Sally challenges Lardanon to a tit measuring contest
>Lardanon wins handily
>Sally gets his fat ass on a treadmill (so he has extra stamina for sexo)

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>>46328460
That's a bit redundant, just get straight the sexo so sally and anon can both make gains at the same time

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>>46328479
time for the nightly powerleveling session...

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>>46328345
>Tank interior feels like a sauna in the heat of battle
>Get to enjoy Hellhound cuddle pile during down time

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>>46325347
>plant not connected to the ground so can float along?
>has free Candy
So is basically a Van.

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>>46325715
>Buy Corn
>Buy weed off the Wonderland Wurm
Party time!

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>>46325876
Hakutaku
>Teach me how to get a Bicorn, sensei!
>I'm fine if she wants to help me get a Bicorn together

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>it's already hot
need perfectly temperature-controlled shoggoth house

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>>46325876
>Liliam
Am i screwed?

[Anonymous No.]

What's the best mamono to cure violent headaches

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>>46328675
Well I’m one way or another. Yes.

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I joined the monster army but our leader keeps putting us in the same team even though it's sub optimal. How do I explain to her life isn't like fire emblem and you don't get relationship points in real life?

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>>46328479
Salamander butt. That is all.

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>>46328685
Well orgasms can cure headaches so all of them

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>>46328706
Are you kidding, it make it hundred times worse. Try to jack off during a headache and see how it goes, spoiler not good

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>>46325876
>Grandharva
She can stay but I will not marry her.

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>>46328712
Orgasms release dopamine
The dopamine will cure the headache

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>>46328736
It does not, I tried several times during years. It just increased the pain

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>>46325876
>Rata
Her presence makes perfect sense, but a nosy fucking news squirrel is something I couldn't abide in my house. I'd probably try to set her up with a friend or somewhere else to stay for the sake of the portals unless she wiggled her way into my pants or my heart real fast. Both would be difficult for a flat womanlet I expect to be trouble.

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>>46328784
I like rata but I want them to be a shortstack with medium chest, not a loli

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Why did you break the chesh?

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>>46328944
How was I supposed to know cool ranch came first?

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>>46317598
Well what are you waiting for? Don't keep your girlfriend waiting.

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>>46328317
Getting that mad over Charlie Chang and his Baphoalp is 100% a you issue if you can’t just scroll past it and ignore it.

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Something about being hugged by a robot. Your motors can output 1000s of times more force than this. You could crush my spine and I couldn’t stop you. The force you hug me with is exact, specific; you know how fragile I am and you choose my comfort. I choose to put myself in your hands. I hope we make this choice over and over and over again, forever.

[Anonymous No.]

Does silver affect other beastman type monsters or only werewolves?
Examples:
>Weresheep
>Werecat
>Hellhounds
>Centaurs

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>>46329159
Demon silver affect everyone, you can ko anyone with it.

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>>46329235
I meant regular silver

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>>46329244
Works on everything that is unholy, silver is considered pure and a holy metal.

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>>46329244
I don't think regular silver works for anything in setting anymore.

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>>46329411
Yeah, this werecat doesn't look like an unholy beast

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>>46329427
That sabbath book even talks about a spell that used to work on Mamono in the past before they changed that now no longer works cause they have changed do drastically.

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>>46329427
why is she doing that? is chesh retarding?

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>>46329515
It's logic since they're all half-succ but also blessed by Eros. You can beat a mamono if you play by Eros rules(use demon silver, don't hurt anyone, men or mamonos). Similarly, Iron beast describe it very well in his stories where smart and non ill intended human can beat strong mamonos.
>>46329603
She wants attention and love

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worcheshire sauce

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>>46329663
spread some on your hand (or elsewhere) and watch the hounds swarm

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>>46329694
I'm going to uppercut her cunt.

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How do you cure milk resist down?

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>>46329724
Ass resist scales inversely with milk resist

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>>46329709
>her pussy grabs your hand in an iron grip
>now you are stuck

[Anonymous No.]

Would you a jackal cat with paw implants?

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>>46329897
Keep pushing for the win

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i will defeat miss lim by tickling her wings

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>>46329796
So I'm immune to ass now?
The cheshires stand no chance

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>>46328528
Early discharge due to multiple pregnancys,

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Fat faceless monsters

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>>46330407
Hello pyro, fuck off

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New wife picture! How do you show your wife you love her?

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>>46330763
Lich-san too strong

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>>46330763
pretty much like that

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>>46330610
Slutty nun outfits are too powerful

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With the IP counter gone I will now claim the entire thread to be just 1 person

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>>46330892
do not wake the dreamer

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>>46330892
>With the IP counter gone
Wait, what happened?

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>>46330928
exactly what he said

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>>46329796
What about lactose intolerance? Does that count as a critical milk weakness?

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>>46330945
You know what i meant anon. I'm asking if there is any stated reason as to why it's gone.

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If you see a hag with the grappler trait, keep your distance, devs forgot to balance again

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>>46330763
>How do you show your wife you love her?
Cuddling, flattery, lewding, warming up her body (she's an undead race too)

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>>46330964
I willed it into existence so I could samefag more effectively

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>>46330964
>I'm asking if there is any stated reason as to why it's gone.
no

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>>46330966
with their low agility and dexterity most of them have to subsist as ambush predators

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>>46330966
>Grappler hag ambushes me, attempts to put me in a lock
>Loud popping sound, she collapses on the ground and starts crying while yelling about her hip
>Serves her right, turn around to leave
>Pavement is slightly uneven, misstep
>Collapse on the ground and start yelling about my bad knee acting up again
>She manages to fuck up her lower back while rolling around while I attempt to lay down on my side and get a spike of pain in my left rotator cuff for the effort
>Now the both of us are on the ground screaming about various joint pains
Being a male hag (over 30) fucking sucks bros.

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>>46330964
So that somebody can spambot the site to hell, all gookmoot cares about is money so it wouldn't be hard to pay him off.

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>>46330964
No official reason given.
>>46331104
Could also be he wants to conceal the size of the userbase to sell the site off easier, but we can only speculate about the details.

[Anonymous No.]

You have encountered the stoic Succubus who is not obsessed with sex. She does not have any lewd thoughts constantly and covers herself up more. She would rather go see a movie together and have a long walk on the beach while holding hands. She is pure and not a sex fiend.

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>>46330892
It's just me, my maid and I

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>>46331134
Finally, a monster I can date to get all the other ones off my back!

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How do I prove to those Star Sabbath Scouts that I’m an evil irredeemable bastard so they’ll leave me alone? So far I’ve:
>Stolen a snickers from a gas station
>Bought alcohol with an expired license
>Park on the wrong side of the street
>Not returned my shopping cart
>Cheated on my math test

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>>46331164
Put up a graffiti on their HQ depicting their head Bapho with Holstaur-tier huge boobs.

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>>46331134
I bet she's secretly a huge rapist behind closed doors.

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>>46331202
The perfect woman.

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Where is everybody!

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>>46331070
Use your wizard powers and heal yourself now
If you need mana, then hag milk is rich in it, its what I use instead of MP potions since it's much cheaper
You should heal the hag too, so you can have a partymember who'll constantly provide you with MP refills.

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>>46331477
I want to abuse Ran's anus

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>>46331531
I'm in so deep I can plug straight into the cable that run along the bottom for my internet

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>>46331634
On second thought let's not go to Atlantis it's a silly place

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>>46331586
Is she into that?

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>>46331634
Shark lapdance

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>>46331706
Hags are into anything as long as they get your affection... Anything

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Please do not anal the hags

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>>46331591
I love deep-sea wives

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>>46331766
They will allow it, since it's a matter of time that you will end up digging both holes and get their wished pregnancy

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Taking out a kraken to sample some takoyaki. Taking a holstaur to a fancy steakhouse to enjoy a nice tbone steak. Taking a cockatrice out to enjoy some nice fried chicken. Sharing some lambchops with a weresheep. And finally, taking a harpy out for some giant omelets

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>>46331818
I mean, it'd be like eating monkey, right? Weird, maybe, but not like, cannibalism.
I think some people eat monkeys.

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>>46331827
Monster girls eat monster girls. It's the laws of the sea. And the jungle. Maybe the plains too.

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>>46331783
Too bad you can't make pancakes underwater.

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My name is anon and I'm a slut for demon kisses.

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>>46331766
Then how do they participate in gaping tournaments? it's a basic maneuver

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>>46331930
They know. All human boys are sluts for kisses, especially demon kisses.

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>>46331947
I'm a slut for Jinko kisses.

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why do gargoyle not even pretend to be statues anymore? they just perch on random peoples houses for days on end and asks passersby to buy stuff for them at the local kiosk. they gotta be breaking some kinda law.

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>>46331947
How can we ever hope to protect ourselves from their devious predations? Human boys seemed destined for life as a lipstick canvas.

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>>46331959
It must be fun to give a jinko a peck on the lips or a pat on the butt and then watch her reason erode away.

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>>46332002
>Human boys seemed destined for life as a lipstick canvas.
...And that's a good thing!

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>>46332012
Poor anon. You're too far gone. I'm sure you're trapped in a demons arms and lost in her lips as I write this.

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>>46330964
Election season is coming up. Shills on either side could have paid.

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>>46332047
God, I wish. I'd give up shitposting forever for a demon's lips.

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>>46331761
You calling Ran a hag!?

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>>46332067
Demons are truly the best.

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>>46332071
creepy, desperate and old... yeah, shes a hag.

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>>46332112
She's not desperate and she's not that old! Yukari on the other hand-

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>>46332067
>give up shitposting
Is a demon really that worthless to you? At least give up something of value.

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>>46332157
Not him, but what are you willing to give up or otherwise change for your wife then? And don't say "be a loving husband," that's a given.

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>>46332157
>At least give up something of value.
She wouldn't want me to, do you even demon? She would want me to proselytize monster (and especially demon love) instead of pestering retards on the internet though.

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>>46332172
I think the point would be that she wants you to be a better person anyway. You don't *have to* give it up, but she'd probably try to encourage you to stop.

[Anonymous No.]

Bogeys probably treat chasing the human they want down when they flee like an elaborate game of hide and seek.

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>>46332150
>comparing her to Yukari
i guess thats how she deludes herself into thinking shes still young an relatable huh? she should have realized by the time she adopted Chen that shes hopelessly lonely and would pounce on the first man that gave her any sort of attention.

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>>46332167
I'm willing to let her use my face as a seat.

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>>46332188
That's Kiki talk, maybe they can have a turn later.

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>>46332172
It's not about what she would make you give up. It's about what you would be willing to give up to be with her.
>>46332167
Quite a bit. If i knew it was for the sake of someone that truly loved me i would give up any semblance of modern comodity, though like anon said, i doubt any monstergirl would make you do it.

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>>46332206
This is meatier than a woman should be.

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>>46332191
>Bogeys
Do you mean bogies? Bogeys tend to be on the calm and doting side. I have always imagined they materialize near people that need them

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>>46332220

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>>46332220
Quite the humorous post, if i say so myself. Surely a jest.

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>>46332220
this is very mild on the meat scale. one might even say that this is a healthy amount of meat.

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>>46332225
>he lacks critical information

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I need a big, buff looking kitsune guardian with shark teeth and the face of a delinquent.
Which annoys her to no end as she wants to play the loyal samurai but everyone thinks she's just a gangster playing pretend.

>"Its Bullshit I tell you, I'm twice as loyal as any other bastard that serves my lord!"

>>46332286
>You will get into the plant
>You will be comfy.

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Oh it's westoid big lips ugly art spam time, great

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[Anonymous No.]

What's in the PDF?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46332152
I'm going in.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>46332417
My tax records

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>>46332417
How to raise your dormouse: the farmers guide.

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>>46332417
The Anarchists Cookbook obviously.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46332417
Fried Green Tomatoes

[Anonymous No.]

>>46332417
Penus Dickus Felatus

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>>46332286
>those lips
Oh boy...

[Anonymous No.]

>>46332251
Surely not.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>46332522
Plant 69 with her waterboarding your head in her mindbreak juice, imagine

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>>46332541
I don't get mermaids. The fish part isn't hot but the the top part is just a human.

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>>46332539
I blame resident evil for worming its way into my brain but that made me think of a Plant 42 that is just tall and has her 'main' body growing throughout a mansion to try and snag/steal you after you escaped from that 'oversized belt' that is lady yawn.

[Anonymous No.]

Monsters are no match for the power of the People's Liberation Army.

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>>46332589
>radical undead communists take the mantra "we are all equal in death" to its logical conclusion
>start mass cleansing of the living
Better dead AND red.

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>>46332529
Alright anon!
You have been chosen for hagvilles favorite gameshow!
You get to stay in a huge empty mansion for a week
There is a very large bogey inside who can only move when you dont look at her, very slowly
If she grabs you, you lose.
Also her eyes glow in the dark

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>>46332417
It's a cookbook.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46332652
A COOKBOOK!

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[Anonymous No.]

>>46332733
No!
Not a room for monsters!

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>>46332417
Anarchist's cookbook, do it anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>46332468
silly wock, she should use the improvised munitions handbook instead

[Anonymous No.]

How do I stop the shoggoth from moaning in pleasure when I bully her?

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>>46332775
>He knows
Portals soon, comrade. Remember to rush Bravo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46332775
This is way more helpful in Europe

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>>46332648
That sounds easy. What's the prize? Do i get to keep the house and everything inside it?

[Anonymous No.]

Poor Yetis. Their niche is being the cuddler mamano but how can they compete in that niche with mamano that have tentacles (lots of limbs to hug with) or serpentine mamano (a single limb long enough to hug the whole body)?

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>>46332904
>how can they compete
Enthusiasm.

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>>46332904
The compete with the shining brilliance of their kind hearts

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>>46332904
Environment. Mamono with tentacles or serpentine bodies don't take the cold well.

[Anonymous No.]

a farm full of minotaurs and one strangely large holstaur that acts as the mother hen for the rest of them. Like a maid academy for cows

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>>46332904
Being warm, cozy and fluffy. Not every anon likes the feeling of wet cold tentacles or the hardness of lamia muscles. They all have their niches.

[Anonymous No.]

Would the Beastmen race from Warhammer Fantasy and Age of Sigmar be more popular if they were instead a Beastwomen race where the purpose of their raids is forcing human and elven males to breed with them?

[Anonymous No.]

>would /tg/ thing...

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>>46332301
She's gonna protect the shit out of you

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>>46332922
she's outcompeted by ms whitehorn to me

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>>46333096
>"Eeeeh? You giving my lord dirty looks?"
>"Better clean up your attitude before I clean it for you."
>"Tch, all these small-fry bugging you, see this is why those other girls don't work my lord, they can't just scare-em away with a look."
A very good fox.

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>>46332967
You. I like the way you think.
I wouldn't mind beastmen if they acted like p'orcs

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>>46333096
a crowbar is a fine multipurpose tool

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>>46333138
She can protect her lord, AND open any sticky crates that get in the way.

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>>46333138
>Open up crates
>Open up doors
>Bonk rivals on the head to protect Anon
>Bonk Anon on the head to drag him into bed
Truly the greatest of tools.

[Anonymous No.]

What rights do I have as a single human male in the Malef Queendom?

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>>46333214
usually they say 'the right to remain sexy' and then wink at you

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>>46333096
This chick looks like she's been to UNATCO headquarters

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>>46333223
Electronic old women.

[Anonymous No.]

Undead hours.

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>>46333666
Made for IMAGINING

[Anonymous No.]

Is there any fantasy setting that wouldn't be improved by the presence of monstergirl races that steal males from the races that have them for use as breeding slaves?

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>>46333761
Anbennar has it and it's pretty good so you might be on to something

[Anonymous No.]

>reassuring nervous ojou monsters that they are in fact magnificent

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>>46333808
>ojous need their drills brushed and plenty of positive affirmative every night
hope your up to the task attendant anon

[Anonymous No.]

Okay but for real, when a town of Monsters sees an army of a few thousand Order soldiers flying many banners and pikes appear on the horizon marching right their way their first reaction isn't "uwu look at all the cute guys to make into hubbies" it's "OH SHIT RUN FOR YOUR LIVES". They do NOT always win against the Order, the Order wins just as much. A shitty little monster town will get FUCKED UP by an army numbering over a thousand of men in armor who want to KILL and LOOT.

[Anonymous No.]

Wouln't it be funny to cum inside a corpse as a joke?

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>>46333850
Only cum inside monsters ironically.

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>>46333846
The town just lights the beacons and summons the Orc Horde. Their reaction quickly changes the other way around. EZ.

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>Get on subway in MGC
>Sit next to sleeping mino
>Mino turns to you in her sleep
>Bear hug
>She won't let go
>She's an extremely heavy sleeper
>Can't break free
>Impossible to wake up
>No one will help
>Monster bystanders look at you with shit-eating grins
>Hours pass, mino shows no signs of waking up

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>>46332417
A PDF-ile, you dumb Wock.

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>>46333899
Won't she miss her stop?

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>>46333098
There are some places a Yeti can get into that Ms.Whitehorn cannot

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>>46333910
Just wait till the schools go off and Miss Whitehorn gets into one of her "moods"

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>>46333910
Like anons pants

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>>46333846
Seething Order commander who ordered an attack on a monster town with a thousand men and watched them all get raped easily hands wrote this post.

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>>46333905
I don't think she cares.

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>>46333846
I guess? And since we all know how the cycle of this sort of stuff works there are probably a lot of monster lolis hiding in the cellar that swear vengeance. Whether that vengeance manifests in the form of raping the shit out of the man that killed her parents and then keeping him in her sex dungeon is up to you.

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Eventually the demon lord is gonna start thinking "fuck it" tell druella to go ape shit in her invasions

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>>46333919
Run, Ms. Whitehorn is in one of her moods!

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>>46334013
Just climb a tree and wait it out. It's not like she is secretly working with the snow harpies or something.

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>>46332191
bogey Dead by Daylight

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Which episode is this?

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>>46334226
huh?

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>>46334226
The episode where every anon is teleported to Wintertown and all raped by whitehorns.

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>>46334249
There are worse fates.

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>>46334226
Evil mirror universe time!

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>>46334027
>Ms. Whitehorn rams the tree until it shakes you loose
>you fall onto her back
>she takes you away to her cabin deep in the forests of Winterstown

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>>46334013
Why should I run? She's a deer, and I'm a big, scary human hunter looking for some "fresh meat". She should be the one running.

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It's so big.

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>>46334368

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Listen carefully now
Do NOT trust that fox.

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>>46334491
But do thrust thrust thrust fox, right?

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I want a Kitsune wife who looks incredibly sinister, with the stereotypical evil fox face complete with the evil smile and closed eyes, and everything she says seems normal enough on the surface but sounds just malevolent enough that most people have to stop and think about what she just said.
In truth, she's a complete sweetheart who is always the first to volunteer for school events, always donates a ton of stuff to charity and other causes, keeps a wonderful home, and helps out struggling neighbors by always "accidentally" making a little too much food and asking if they'd like some.
The real truth, however, is that she's exactly as suspicious as she appears and is the matriarch of the largest, farthest reaching, and most aggressive crime family in the region.

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>>46334491
Too late.

[Anonymous No.]

Meanwhile at the Order's Monster Prison facility....

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>>46334505
Yes, most anons here would probably fall in love with members of the mofukuza if they got their claws on (you)

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>>46334520
I will launch a violent takeover and sell former mofukuza's high members on the black market to mofu addict anons.

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>>46334510
The prisoners are running the prison.

[Anonymous No.]

Post your best minos please!

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>>46334591

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>>46334591
No, post Hakutakus instead!

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>>46334592

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>>46334592
what the fuck is that axe? what a dork.

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>>46334601

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>>46334591

[Anonymous No.]

which mg would have blush stickers?

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>>46334607

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>>46334642
Can't cook.
Kinda dumb
Already Married.

[Anonymous No.]

Stupid fucking fox.

She gave me a plate of these wrapped rice rolls with fish inside called sushi. But they're fucking raw. She didn't even cook them. Dumb bitch forgot to cook them. Now here I am having to unwrap them and carefully fry these rice and fish rolls in a skillet in some McDonald's brand peanut oil.

You all go on about how great these foxes are, but they are the dumbest girls I've yet to see. Now she's just staring at me with a deadpan look as I fry these things up. They don't even taste good. Thankfully I've got some ketchup and Pepsi to wash it all down.

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>>46334607
>>46334656
Im going to mess with the guards while they're on duty

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>>46334648
Any dork or genki type.

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>>46334647
I guess this actually is a minotaur. Never would have guessed, really.

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>>>46334699
This thread has reached the image limit

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>>46334703
Fuck you.

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>>46334510
Why do all the guards look like shotas? Something weird is going on here, but I'm sure the prisoners are being rehabilitated for their crimes.

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>>46334703
Go back to /tg/

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>>46334703
I respect your highly inappropriate choice in images just in case it was too clear this was bait.

[Anonymous No.]

>spams literally hundreds of gachatrash images
>immediedly posts spam new thread
Reminder that he's been doing this for literal months every single day

https://www.4chan.org/feedback

[Anonymous No.]

>>46334703
Kill yourself

[Anonymous No.]

>>46334703
Meido please do your thing

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>>46334753
Who? Who is this person?!

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>>46334784
THE BATMAN. You know it's true because he wants to fuck a super weird cat woman.

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>>46334753
>>46334784
Actually every poster in this thread is me, including these posts. You can't prove me wrong.
Don't bother telling me to take my shogmeds, I already made that post as a reply to myself.

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>>46334772
On it.
https://files.catbox.moe/vt4usz.gif

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>>46334696
I need to know when their shift ends so I can have lunch with one.

[Anonymous No.]

https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/116891277
the alto-eris guy is still comming stuff

[Anonymous No.]

Monsters cannot defeat Sephiroth.

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>>46334914
>tfw no one winged angel monstergf

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>>46334914
seems like alp material

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>>46334920
Amazons do have just one wing each.

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>>46334914
Cait Sith, but unironically

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>>46334925
Those are one winged succs. Not really angels if you ask me.

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>>46334926
What's she gonna do, poop in his sock drawer and then puke on his bed?

[Anonymous No.]

Hags have oppressed us long enough, it is time we take the fight to them!

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>>46334958
Good Amazoness wife is like a guardian angel to her husband.

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>>46334966
Yes, good idea. I volunteer to take the fight to the hag spiders. Starting with the haggiest hag spider.
Where is she? So I may take the fight ALL THE WAY to her.

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>>46334964
Whack him with the megaphone and have the fat stuffed Moogle sit on him of course.