/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

I didn't realize how large my penis is until I got this. I'm kind of disappointed but also kind of proud.

I don't know if I've even gotten my dick all the way in this thing yet, it's so damn tight. When I read 'soft' and 'air' I'm not expecting my cock to die of suffocation.

I'm hoping with some more usage it'll loosen up a bit. Also I don't like the noise it makes. Definitely a product for when you have a great deal of privacy and some noise canceling headphones.

[Anonymous No.]

vas

[Anonymous No.]

Soft is really crap, it's got no grip on your dick at all. It's like fucking a loose whore.

Next time get normal or hard, they're more little girl like.

Also, you can get american tenga, they're bigger.

[Anonymous No.]

Does it sound like farting, sucker anon?

You know, just because something's viral-marketed to you doesn't mean you have to buy one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4631429
My god, if that's how you describe soft, I fear hard could possibly rip my dick right off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4631418
I don't think you are supposed to reuse them...

[Anonymous No.]

>>4631454
The thing was squeezing my dick so hard I couldn't come. I'm only like an inch in girth, what the fuck man.

[Anonymous No.]

>I don't know if I've even gotten my dick all the way in this thing yet, it's so damn tight.

Just imagine you are sticking your dick inside the warm, inviting womanhood of your newly wedded waifu. She letting out a painful whimper and the corner of her eyes well up with tear as you enter her. Her face contorting in both pain and pleasure, she holds onto you for dear life as you penetrate deeper and deeper into parts of her that she never imagine could feel this good.

[Anonymous No.]

I thought this was one of those wall light thingies for a moment.

[Anonymous No.]

>noise canceling headphones

Huh, I thought I was the only one that listened to music while fapping.

[Anonymous No.]

Tenga cup products suck. Use their eggs. Or any other Japanese made ona hole.

[Anonymous No.]

Does it make squeak squeak? If so I'm totally buying it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4631592
I fap with EXEC_EP=NOVA/. blaring in my ears.

[Anonymous No.]

I think the Fliphole's actually quite nice. Only know the newer black one, though.
The noises are only getting bad if you use very liquid lube, use more gooey ones and it's not that bad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4631418
son?

well, jokes aside, i've got one of those lying around my room then my grandpa took it and tried to fit it in a socket. i have problems holding in laughter when he's around ever since.