/DJT/ - Daily Japanes Thread #3807

[Anonymous No.]

DJT is a language learning thread for those studying the Japanese language.

Cornucopia of Resources / Guide
Read the guide before asking questions.
https://learnjapanese.moe/resources/
https://djtguide.github.io/learn/learnmain.html
and watch more jav for immersion

Translation requests, 100-reply threads, native Japanese speakers, fear, exhaustion, grammatically incorrect Japanese: >>>/int/djt

Previous threads:
>>46301602 #3806
>>46294732 #3805
>>46284103 #3804
>>46273874 #3803

[Anonymous No.]

gay women in op image = good thread

[Anonymous No.]

first for futanari

[Anonymous No.]

oh yeah this is the thread

[「 PAPI CHANGO 」 !!mLa2zNvwuTt No.]

mouri futanari

https://soundcloud.com/nichibeihiphop/mouri-motonari

[Anonymous No.]

howdy, minna-sama!
it's time for a battle report!

today, i played the first chapter of the first fire emblem game.
i haven't played any fire emblem games since the first english one on gba, but nes games are simple, so we should be fine.

では、はーじーまーるよ～

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

yeah your face

[「 PAPI CHANGO 」 !!mLa2zNvwuTt No.]

>>46310349
nice dude

>>46310350
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XNJ1RHUnX9s

[Anonymous No.]

>>46310349
we are placed on an island, were we get some textboxes from an old dude with spiky shouderpads and two blue-haired children.
i can't be bothered to translate kana right now, so we just mash through.

i seems we have:
>an armor dude
>a bow dude
>a sword dude
>four horse dudes
versus:
>a cloaked dude (on screen)
>a bow dude (offscreen)
>a fuckton of axe dudes (offscreen)

seems like they want us to use swords

[Anonymous No.]

糖尿病

You should be able to understand this from the kanji alone.

[「 PAPI CHANGO 」 !!mLa2zNvwuTt No.]

yea medical terms tend to be very easy to understand in japanese vs all the funny names for shit we have in english

[Anonymous No.]

maybe if you see it written, japs usually look confused when they hear one they don't know

[「 PAPI CHANGO 」 !!mLa2zNvwuTt No.]

ya i meant to read since its usually obvious from the kanj

[Anonymous No.]

yea but in the west every doctor knows latin so its easier for them to move to other countries, its why half the doctors in my country are from eastern europe. but a jap doctor couldnt move here without relearning every medical term he ever learned

[Anonymous No.]

>>46310377
fuck i forgot about an appointment
i'll continue the report when i get back

[「 PAPI CHANGO 」 !!mLa2zNvwuTt No.]

i dunno what its like to be a doctor but i imagine even the japanese ones are vaguely aware of stuff in english at a minimum so its probably not that bad

[Anonymous No.]

diabeetus

[Anonymous No.]

jap girl on bumble just answered me after 5 months
let's fucking goooo

[Anonymous No.]

>bumble
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K0DDY299Ly4

[Anonymous No.]

>>46310349
still have to finish my playthrough of the snes version but i'm gonna do chrono trigger first in honor of toriyama-sensei

[Anonymous No.]

>>46310438
i did something like that once, a guy on facebook sent me a message and i replied like a year later. he didnt further reply which is his loss

[「 PAPI CHANGO 」 !!mLa2zNvwuTt No.]

why would u expect a response any sooner than a year later

[Anonymous No.]

crazy that carrier pidgeons can do london edinburgh in a day thats way faster than the royal mail

[Anonymous No.]

the eurasian eagle owl has 1.328 billion neurones in its hypopallium; humans have around 16 billion in their cerebral cortex for reference

[Anonymous No.]

>>46310231
previous thread recap

[Anonymous No.]

>>46310584
claude 2 because sonnet just got mindbroken by that one post

[bongta闇落ち No.]

split up with the protogf (didnt even watch nnb with her)

[Anonymous No.]

being a girl whos somewhat pretty and social is broken for learning to speak nihongo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46310592
damn ai has gotten scary good. id pick this over talking to a bitch any day

[Anonymous No.]

>>46310604
was it the realization that you spent thousands of hours learning japanese to watch cartoons about sexy middle schoolers

[Anonymous No.]

>>46310592
i was thinking that i, a 30 year old man, get a 20 year old gf with a 40 year old mother, and we have a threesome together. its perfect, like an age sandwich or something.

[bongta闇落ち No.]

>>46310621
came from me so i can shoot my shots at jks and jds in summer that being said dont think its sustainable to hide that that is the truth from someone so a good thing over all imo

[Anonymous No.]

is there a full japanese version of the fx Shogun series.

[Anonymous No.]

i dont know i dont fucking know okay are you happy now or do you want to beat me into the dirt more

[Anonymous No.]

>>46310584
>anon shares cute loli piss clip
nice hallucination akira chan~

[Anonymous No.]

>>46310383
sugar pee sickness?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46310621
i spent thousands of hours learning english and now im just using it to learn japanese

[米＾-＾米 !!V9g0/TCiKsA No.]

>>46310604
bruh

[Anonymous No.]

>>46310623
this but everyone is 10 years younger

[Anonymous No.]

got it instantly BTW
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Glucose_test

[Anonymous No.]

>>46310609
How so? I don't feel like I had any advantage to attain fluency.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46310670
london

[bongta闇落ち No.]

also crazy how much u get for doing scaffolding and construction in japan even as a baito especially since ive done loads of the former so can go in as an experienced person (三食+寮付きで1.2万円) plus get to meet loads of 全身入ってる兄さんs just with different meaning than the ones in the uk

[Anonymous No.]

fumiireru koto ga nai otoko

[Anonymous No.]

>>46310673
merica

[Anonymous No.]

>>46310503
i'm gonna respond but i'll make her wait until tomorrow as a 仕返し haha

[米＾-＾米 !!V9g0/TCiKsA No.]

>>46310675
https://youtu.be/jQHVo1naPP8?si=l1kOqaz9fZRedDDT

[Anonymous No.]

>>46310670
im basing everything on that blonde aussie. she was invited out every week with natives for 2 years straight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46310416
alright then, let's try this again

on my first turn, i sent my pegasus knight to go beat up the thief, since she's the easiest to retrieve from the wrong side of the map.
sadly, her noodle arms were not strong enough to finish the bad man off.

i picked a random cavalry to go check out one of the buildings, which happened to be a shop.
sadly, it only had weapons, so there's no healing in this mission.
i picked up two swords anyways to trade to the others.

the rest of the dudes were sent forward because i can't be bothered to wait ten turns for them to come to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46310712

on the enemy turn, they split up up between crowding the big castle and coming to kick my teeth in.

also, apparently axemen are all dual-classed as jesuses. sun tsu would have an aneurysm about the terrain advantage.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46310722
they are pirates bro

[Anonymous No.]

>>46310710
Can't you find people to talk to online? Going out on dates doesn't seem like it'll make you better at the language, just better at sucking japanese cocks.

[米＾-＾米 !!V9g0/TCiKsA No.]

>>46310688
you shouldnt respond
she 100% has gotten dicked down by multiple people from bumble in that time

[Anonymous No.]

>>46310231
>>46310738
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[Anonymous No.]

remember when lil q got owned by big T so hard q banned him from the server

[Anonymous No.]

>>46310722

back on my turn, miss pegasus knight finishes off her quarry, and will hence be absent until the end of the mission.

now that we've finally reached the front lines, i implemented my favorite tactic: planting my toughest units on superior terrain and watching my enemy crash against them like waves on the shore.

oh, and not-shopping cavalry got a few hits in as well.


>>46310733
nuh uh, i watched one piece.
pirates can't swim for shit.
yeah, i know they're pirates
still bullshit though

[米＾-＾米 !!V9g0/TCiKsA No.]

ive learned hirigina and almost all of the katanas what should i do next?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46310744
read more and listen! and watch more jav! very important!

[Anonymous No.]

yep that was not a good look for miniscule q

[bongta闇落ち No.]

>>46310766
the rtk
based

[Anonymous No.]

>>46310766
next u should learn the most important 5000 kenji using mnemonics

[Anonymous No.]

>>46310770
bro its sad you know these 5 yr old memes but still dont know japanese

[Anonymous No.]

>>46310764

back on the enemy's side, they continue to slowly approach.

the wounded pirate throws themselves on my cavalry's bade, while the archer plinks against my paladin's armor.

not looking too good for the opposing team.

[bongta闇落ち No.]

>>46310775
https://youtu.be/A6bYN6wfsak?t=3
me reading ur posts

[米＾-＾米 !!V9g0/TCiKsA No.]

lelong was too pure for that discord

[Anonymous No.]

lelong more like solong haha

[米＾-＾米 !!V9g0/TCiKsA No.]

guy talking ほんまの恋 and then break up with the bitch a month later after not even actually dating her but just having sex

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

i hate bitches

[bongta闇落ち No.]

>>46310794
yeah ik pretty cringe but getting a bit hot blooded is normal especially in those areas u gotta understand

[Anonymous No.]

>>46310782

on my third turn, i make my first blunder.
after my cavalry fails to kill the archer, i make the mistake of sending my own archer against him.
my archer is now wounded, and the enemy is still not dead.

no matter, i can just shore up my defences against the incoming wave of pirate jesuses.
i'm sure that they'll be stupid enough to go attack my closer units.
my lord hangs back in a forest to help against the inevitable counterattack.

[Anonymous No.]

cant believe bontardo has been shitting up djt since 2019

[Anonymous No.]

>>46310802
uuuuuuooooohhhhhhhhh

[Anonymous No.]

>>46310811

well, fuck.
the enemy archer retreats while his pirate buddy almost kills my own archer.
not only that, the seapirates seem to be wanting to go east around my wall of knights.

this is starting to worry me.

[Anonymous No.]

it's March 11th in Japan, 13 years after the big earthquake

[Anonymous No.]

that was tkyosam slipping in the bathroom

[Anonymous No.]

>>46310349
>>46310377
>>46310416
>>46310712
>>46310722
>>46310764
>>46310782
>>46310811
>>46310827
is this spam?

[Anonymous No.]

lol i forgot about tkyosam

[bongta闇落ち No.]

>>46310839
lol he gets the lardass award tho way hay

[Anonymous No.]

>>46310839
pwned

[Anonymous No.]

>>46310839
hate to say it but she absolutely annihilated him

[Anonymous No.]

>>46310839
dame

[Anonymous No.]

https://twitter.com/YahooSearchJP/status/1766630120637538631

Time to get some good karma.

[bongta闇落ち No.]

shame yahoo doesnt work in the uk annoying to have to swap over to vpn whenever i wanna read something on chiebukuro

[Anonymous No.]

>>46310827

i break my wall of knights to kill the errant pirate, while i send my wounded archer back a bit.

our paladin move forward to intercept the two fleeing enemies.

this seems fine.
the seapirates will crash into my wall, and we can sweep up through the south-west.

everything is fine.

>>46310837
if my eigo bothers you, i can use 日本語名詞 instead
but no one here reads japanese

[米＾-＾米 !!V9g0/TCiKsA No.]

>>46310839

[Anonymous No.]

>>46310864
dangerously based

[米＾-＾米 !!V9g0/TCiKsA No.]

>>46310862
its fucking annoying it worked for so long that i never remember it not working now and always click that shit just to realise

[「 PAPI CHANGO 」 !!mLa2zNvwuTt No.]

its crazy how all 400 lbs of tkyosam got instantly disintegrated by some random girl on twitter lmao

also shoutouts to lil bong that boys just a big bouncing ball of seisyun

[Anonymous No.]

ive got some big balls of seisyun for you *unzips*

[Anonymous No.]

most dogshit thread of all time
not even worth the bullet to the back of the head
and neither are you

[「 PAPI CHANGO 」 !!mLa2zNvwuTt No.]

zip ur shirt back up titty boy i aint tryin to go blind here

[Anonymous No.]

zipping ur body bag up

[bongta闇落ち No.]

>>46310870
at least sometimes the best answer has the info u need and that gets displayed even in the eu/uk

[Anonymous No.]

>>46310880
yes thank you. id be happy if you gave me some feedback on what makes this thread "dogshit" so i can try to improve in the future.

[Anonymous No.]

yahoo jp doesnt work here either. are there any good charities for like, the victims in japan? so i can donate independantly

[Anonymous No.]

>>46310905
victims of what

[Anonymous No.]

>>46310863

クソ。
弓兵死んだ。
ロードも弓で打った。

だから、二人の海賊が倒された、
一人も怪我された。

遠い攻撃がない。
クソ。

[「 PAPI CHANGO 」 !!mLa2zNvwuTt No.]

dang are u guys getting great firewalled now
seems like thats where the worlds going

[Anonymous No.]

your wotd.... is
兄貴分
>左手にはそれでも、四、五人、黒ずくめの兄貴分らしいのが、きゅうくつそうに膝を折っている

[bongta闇落ち No.]

>>46310905
https://youtu.be/NN2uNycL144?t=1422
for notohantou at least

[Anonymous No.]

>>46310912
the victims

[Anonymous No.]

naru hodo

[Anonymous No.]

>>46310928
of course she likes the kuros

[bongta闇落ち No.]

love the cliche in fantasy of the jingaimusumes wanting to fuck the syujinkous for being strong

[Anonymous No.]

if it were historically accurate she'd be a kuro herself

[Anonymous No.]

>>46310913

すべての隣の敵が殺された。
五人の敵だけがいます。

弓兵を換えるに
ペガサスナイトは進んだ。
まだ弱い。

[米＾-＾米 !!V9g0/TCiKsA No.]

>>46310940

[Anonymous No.]

>>46310958
have fun bro

[Anonymous No.]

>>46310928
>クロ
did you pick the default name?
does she always shorten the mc's name by one syllable no matter what it is?
that'd be soul af

[Anonymous No.]

>>46310959
bro i forgot the name of this jidai. why couldnt they call it nawabumi

[bongta闇落ち No.]

>>46310959
why live when u cant have ur joumon jidai musume
wonder what joumon + my anglo/scandi/german mutt genes would look like

[Anonymous No.]

>>46310958

敵のターンは、
一人だけ進んだ。

なんで城をガードしますか？
攻撃して来てください。
これより早い。

[米＾-＾米 !!V9g0/TCiKsA No.]

only turn based game i can stand is shiren

[Nora Kisaragi !YAKhDlpv/Q No.]

Reminder in Japanese Anime and Japanese Videogames there is a "wish" and a "promise".

Japanese singers always sing about their wish and whether or not it will come true, the only people capable of granting that wish are the listeners.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dZJFDZ_o_5c

逃げれない。この問題は日本の歴史です。
You can't run away. This problem is japanese history. Don't you want to be Japan's savior? Just grant their wish.

[「 PAPI CHANGO 」 !!mLa2zNvwuTt No.]

i still havent played ballers gate 3 yet
has the game been updated to a state where its not hopelessly broken? it took a couple years for dos2

[「 PAPI CHANGO 」 !!mLa2zNvwuTt No.]

>>46311028
ey nora kisaragi u can kissa my ass

[Anonymous No.]

whats bro yapping about

[Anonymous No.]

what is blud on about

[Anonymous No.]

>>46311009

みんな進んだ。
アーマナイトはとても遅い。

パラディンは村へ送った。
やつらは攻撃して来るを願う。

[Anonymous No.]

>>46311037
do u think matt is aware of ur existence? ur basically djt's mascot so i think anyone that knows djt knows u too

[Anonymous No.]

>>46311044
>>46311043
lol

[Nora Kisaragi !YAKhDlpv/Q No.]

>>46311037
>ey nora kisaragi u can kissa my ass

On Xbox during the Halo 3 days, people said "Nora Kissaguy".

That being said, fuck off unless your intent is to inherit the Promise, i'll give you all my energy for it to happen.

[米＾-＾米 !!V9g0/TCiKsA No.]

we need matt and gambs posting with trips at the same time

[「 PAPI CHANGO 」 !!mLa2zNvwuTt No.]

he prolly is but the more time matto spends in japan the better he will actually get at japanese so making fun of him for stuff from years ago is kind of pointless
i always said he would improve a ton after time in japan and hell prolly come back to yt and make vids all about it

[Anonymous No.]

>>46311046

奴ら来て死んだ。
まあ、一人死んだ。
その二人ほとんど。

でも、
おれのターンに、
絶対に死ぬ。

[「 PAPI CHANGO 」 !!mLa2zNvwuTt No.]

>>46311062
i prolly inherited the promise 25 years ago so ive been doing my part

[Anonymous No.]

matto is hanging out with yt ppl tho
guy prolly isnt doing any real progress

[「 PAPI CHANGO 」 !!mLa2zNvwuTt No.]

i dont keep tabs on the man so i dunno but thats my assumption

[Anonymous No.]

>>46311065
true dat

[Anonymous No.]

>>46311070

一人だけ残る。
全然動かない。

だから、みんな囲むつもり。
一ターンで終わる。

[Nora Kisaragi !YAKhDlpv/Q No.]

>>46311080
>i prolly inherited the promise 25 years ago so ive been doing my part

Are you trying to go to the "Other world" (think 異世界) in Japanese Anime/Videogames? If not, you haven't yet inherited the Promise. The Promise is that you will do that, by any means possible.

I coded an alternate dimension in my videogame that i'm making and did the thing on that, but Japan basically said that doesn't count as doing the Promise. Has to be a japanese game or anime. This is Bullshit.

But that's what it takes to be -The One- I suppose.

[「 PAPI CHANGO 」 !!mLa2zNvwuTt No.]

oh i aint trying to do no weird isekai shit nvm

[Anonymous No.]

meds

[Nora Kisaragi !YAKhDlpv/Q No.]

>>46311107
>meds

Fuck you. You're an obstacle. This is Japanese Society. You would literally tell everybody in Japan to take meds until they prove to you in front of your own eyes that there is a parallel dimension.

You are -unironically- the Enemy.

pic related.

[米＾-＾米 !!V9g0/TCiKsA No.]

we going to the e-sekai

[「 PAPI CHANGO 」 !!mLa2zNvwuTt No.]

digimon adventure wasnt isekai it was e-sekai were fuckin good bros

[Anonymous No.]

>>46311094

やつは機敏だったなら、
ペガサスナイトを殺して来た。
でも、機敏ない。
ペガサスナイトと二人の騎兵で死んだ。

そして、この戦闘報告は終わり。
Tactics RPGは難しい。
次回, やさしいゲームします。

[Anonymous No.]

>>46311152
same with sword art online

[「 PAPI CHANGO 」 !!mLa2zNvwuTt No.]

sword art was fucking gay tho

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HB2bvCEjQBU

[Anonymous No.]

>>46311058
not my mascot stfu dicksucker

[Anonymous No.]

>>46311174
i'm watching it right now and the animation during fight scenes is like a power point slide show at maybe a frame per second.
did i just download a shitty encode or what?

[Anonymous No.]

[「 PAPI CHANGO 」 !!mLa2zNvwuTt No.]

>>46311187
no ur watching the right one lol
anime has been bad 4 a very long time

[米＾-＾米 !!V9g0/TCiKsA No.]

>>46311152
https://youtu.be/KO140Mo4NTg?si=Wcxt5MHXHN1ngNrG

[Anonymous No.]

matt had 200k people listening to him at one time he doesn't have the hima for looking into small fry h8rs like jachump

[Nora Kisaragi !YAKhDlpv/Q No.]

>>46311104
>oh i aint trying to do no weird isekai shit nvm

Just support people who are. One of them will be the person to finally grant a japanese singer their wish, so Japan can move on to the next big thing.

[「 PAPI CHANGO 」 !!mLa2zNvwuTt No.]

ur the only 1 hating rn every1s been good vibes till u showed up

[Anonymous No.]

who cares you should be dead anyways

[Anonymous No.]

[「 PAPI CHANGO 」 !!mLa2zNvwuTt No.]

>>46311203
watching shana in 2024 is kinda dope i guess it counts as a classic anime

>>46311206
i died and woke up in djt and i cant get out hurry up and gather the dragonballz to wish me and mr toriyama back to life

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

no way im wasting a wish on lil j

[Anonymous No.]

>>46310722
i played enough of suikoden 2 to know these 2d battle systems are boring

[Anonymous No.]

me looking at all you grumpuses while in between having fun playing nihongo vidya and having fun watching nihongo videos

[Anonymous No.]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q-px-aBKXDU

[Anonymous No.]

the dragon got a lot of nuts tho no cap

[Anonymous No.]

[「 PAPI CHANGO 」 !!mLa2zNvwuTt No.]

>>46311229
i kinda know this feel

[bongta闇落ち No.]

imagining going to the utiage after finishing the weeks work on the genba with the boys and seeing lil bonda in the corner tryna chat up a japanese girl whos still 2 inches taller than him and laughing at him

[Anonymous No.]

lol

[「 PAPI CHANGO 」 !!mLa2zNvwuTt No.]

matto really looks like a lost kid at the store and they are on the intercom trying to find his two dads to come put him back on his leash

[Anonymous No.]

and you're still lost because they can't find anyone to contact

[zlarg !!b0teG1AG0bW No.]

god i want to die

[米＾-＾米 !!V9g0/TCiKsA No.]

honestly must be traumatic going to the bathroom and seeing blood in the toilet and you know its from one of your dads after getting railed by the other

[「 PAPI CHANGO 」 !!mLa2zNvwuTt No.]

im a grown ass man dude i look more like an adult then both of those guys put together

[「 PAPI CHANGO 」 !!mLa2zNvwuTt No.]

>>46311309

[Anonymous No.]

>>46311315
yeah you're the 万 dude alright

[米＾-＾米 !!V9g0/TCiKsA No.]

>>46311324

[「 PAPI CHANGO 」 !!mLa2zNvwuTt No.]

hecked up lmao thats some hard times matto

[Anonymous No.]

matts having sex right now and youre not

[bongta闇落ち No.]

>>46311342
difference in powerlevel is manifest

[「 PAPI CHANGO 」 !!mLa2zNvwuTt No.]

only cuz 352 is suckin his deeyock lol

[Anonymous No.]

>>46311342
lmfao

[Nora Kisaragi !YAKhDlpv/Q No.]

>>46311211
I've never actually watched Shakugan no Shana, just the openings so I can get closer to the Japanese Singers.

[米＾-＾米 !!V9g0/TCiKsA No.]

>>46311352
had sex a couple hours ago and some hours before that

[Anonymous No.]

howard hasnt posted in a while

[「 PAPI CHANGO 」 !!mLa2zNvwuTt No.]

i think the covid jab got him

[Anonymous No.]

>>46311352
can literally fuck a japanese girl whenever i want

[Anonymous No.]

>>46311364
>>46311389
ok but matts famous

[米＾-＾米 !!V9g0/TCiKsA No.]

>>46311398
wouldnt want to be i dont even really want more than 3 friends

[Anonymous No.]

you don't have to worry about that

[Anonymous No.]

180k followers is nothing, nobody knows matt outside of this niche hobby

[bongta闇落ち No.]

having a multiple semi overlapping groups where ur proper friends with a couple of people in each of them is always the best

[「 PAPI CHANGO 」 !!mLa2zNvwuTt No.]

u know its monday morning in japan i bet >>46311398 is literally matto lol

[Anonymous No.]

>>46311415
link your channel with more than 180k subs

[「 PAPI CHANGO 」 !!mLa2zNvwuTt No.]

>>46311420
ew never cross the streams bro
when u get older ull understand this

>>46311424
matto stfu

[Anonymous No.]

>>46311421
its the lords day and youre still hating on him. shame on you

[bongta闇落ち No.]

>>46311431
its fine as long as u date outside ur group and i have like 3 female "friends" who i keep at a distance and never entertain any intellectual chats in the company of
>>46311424
alri matto

[米＾-＾米 !!V9g0/TCiKsA No.]

>>46311420
i find that basically guarantees that any actual conversation you have will get interrupted by someone

[Anonymous No.]

>>46311431
>>46311442
concession accepted

[米＾-＾米 !!V9g0/TCiKsA No.]

>>46311442
you dont date lol you have friends you have sex with

[bongta闇落ち No.]

>>46311455
and u have a pet pig u have sex with dont see there being too much difference

[Anonymous No.]

>>46311424
jamals youtube channel got 4 million subs tho

[Anonymous No.]

wonder what kind of ""intellectual"" chats bongtardo has with his ""friends""

[「 PAPI CHANGO 」 !!mLa2zNvwuTt No.]

i certainly dont
just views

[米＾-＾米 !!V9g0/TCiKsA No.]

>>46311470
im the pet

[Anonymous No.]

too many namefags, not enough haters

[Anonymous No.]

crazy how j is that famous and still hang out in this shithole pretty cool

[「 PAPI CHANGO 」 !!mLa2zNvwuTt No.]

hate destroys the hater i dont recommend hating

[Anonymous No.]

>>46311488
self own

[「 PAPI CHANGO 」 !!mLa2zNvwuTt No.]

when have i ever hated anyone

[Anonymous No.]

>>46311496
youve hated on matt for years. no wonder karma got you
>>46311211

[「 PAPI CHANGO 」 !!mLa2zNvwuTt No.]

im sorry u felt hated matto think of it more like we were enjoying ur content in our own way
except anacreon that guy had some issues

[Anonymous No.]

does pitying people for their misguided life choices count as hate?
if so, then i'm going to megahell

[Anonymous No.]

>>46310839
reminder this is tkyosam's japanese level
https://youtu.be/sxfBydN06U4?t=1060

[Anonymous No.]

it's good to hate your enemies

[Anonymous No.]

>>46311516
already better than jamal

[「 PAPI CHANGO 」 !!mLa2zNvwuTt No.]

im not fat so i win

[Anonymous No.]

matt isnt even that good at japanese
hes decent but like idk why ppl think hes a god

[Anonymous No.]

tkyosam has had good food and good pussy

[bongta闇落ち No.]

thats contrarian like hes objectively good even if hes an insufferable twat and

[「 PAPI CHANGO 」 !!mLa2zNvwuTt No.]

>>46311530
cuz sheep need a shepherd
just be glad u didnt end up making ur own yt channel promoting dumb shit like the mia method or naming urself miacalvininput

>>46311539
in 2024 this is probably true but in his comeup years it really wasnt

[Anonymous No.]

>>46311539
not contrarian. how long has he been studying? ive already surpassed his level in just 5 years and i never studied pitch

[Anonymous No.]

>>46311523
lmao true true

[Anonymous No.]

sad but true

[Anonymous No.]

>ive already surpassed his level in just 5 years and i never studied pitch

[bongta闇落ち No.]

>>46311546
https://vocaroo.com/

[Anonymous No.]

>>46311546
easy to act like a tough guy and toot your own horn while hiding behind a keyboard. put yourself in front of the camera and let the audience decide

[「 PAPI CHANGO 」 !!mLa2zNvwuTt No.]

meanwhile none of the ppl ankle biting him will do what they are asking someone else to do lol

[Anonymous No.]

>>46311571
what do u want me to read? dont just say talk about nothing.

[bongta闇落ち !!IRE3KTJADN0 No.]

>>46311571
why impersonate

[Anonymous No.]

amazes me that retards still think they can acquire native pitch without studying it

[Anonymous No.]

>>46311584
talk about how much better you are than matt at japanese and/or give your opinion on dragon quest V

[bongta闇落ち !!IRE3KTJADN0 No.]

would buy bondas pitch course if it was free

[「 PAPI CHANGO 」 !!mLa2zNvwuTt No.]

>>46311584
talk about how u dont appreciate ユダ公s

[Anonymous No.]

>>46311580
because they aren't claiming to have become better than matt without studying pitch you retard. just stfu

[「 PAPI CHANGO 」 !!mLa2zNvwuTt No.]

>>46311610
never ask someone to do something u wont do
that includes telling ppl to stfu

[bongta闇落ち No.]

>>46311584
First 9 lines of this, up to 「朔屋のぼやきはいささか責任転嫁の。」

[Anonymous No.]

who knows how many years the guy has actually studied or if he indeed has not studied pitch accent like he claims. the only thing you can really confirm is whether he sounds better, but matts scripted videos have generally been very good so i doubt he could top him

[Anonymous No.]

>>46311596
>give your opinion on dragon quest V
https://vocaroo.com/16sKERPJrBOJ
Weird request but ok

[「 PAPI CHANGO 」 !!mLa2zNvwuTt No.]

>>46310231
2024 list of ppl in djt with the testicles to vocaroo or stream or w/e:
fsn guy (with the weed dad)
bongtaro
me
that esl guy playing the rance shit
bunko

if u arent on this list and want to get on it feel free to link ur submission
if u arent on this list and u are talking shit to anybody in these threads u are a complete PUSSY and need to stfu

[「 PAPI CHANGO 」 !!mLa2zNvwuTt No.]

poggg adding >>46311625 to the list

[Anonymous No.]

>>46311625
closed tab in 3 seconds gtfo whore

[Anonymous No.]

>recordings weren't memorable enough to make the list
owari da...

[「 PAPI CHANGO 」 !!mLa2zNvwuTt No.]

>>46311638
nice ragequit u huge fucking PUSSY lmao
u cant even respond in japanese urself

[「 PAPI CHANGO 」 !!mLa2zNvwuTt No.]

>>46311640
gomen if u link them we can rectify this

[Anonymous No.]

>>46311625
DQV is super famicon...liar
also if your dad was playing it then you're a native so this is FAKE!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>46311642
why should i talk in japanese with jsls
most of all why should i talk to a hole

[Anonymous No.]

hold on i've got something better

[「 PAPI CHANGO 」 !!mLa2zNvwuTt No.]

>>46311657
its not a matter of whether u should or shouldnt its that u literally cant
u physically cannot do it

[bongta闇落ち No.]

>>46311642
ur japanese is shit mate what are you going on about? lol

[Anonymous No.]

>>46311617
This passage is kind of weird, what is this from? Seems written by a westerner
https://vocaroo.com/19uaxZ1E206H

[Anonymous No.]

>>46311665
yes i physically cannot tolerate talking to a hole

[Anonymous No.]

>>46311653
maybe its imoto

[Anonymous No.]

this is sonnet without translating the prompts or the initial message into japanese, just telling it in english to respond in jp. seems okay but idk

[Anonymous No.]

>>46311626
https://vocaroo.com/1hnPUm17vZnb

[Anonymous No.]

>>46311653
We have a famicom. My dad collected a bunch of retro consoles and shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46311617
>>46311671
why are only these two posts uppercased
why is the repost image posted by fake bongta why did he suddenly appear at this time
im thinking this is staged

[「 PAPI CHANGO 」 !!mLa2zNvwuTt No.]

gamer dad ftw
does he speak japanese too

[Anonymous No.]

>>46311703
I'm using my phone to record and post vocaroo and it automatically uppercases.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46311712
how come fake bongta suddenly uppercased before you

[bongta闇落ち !!IRE3KTJADN0 No.]

>>46311703
https://voca.ro/1hPJFyPpoLHS

[Anonymous No.]

>>46311729
Idk why any of u tripfags are, if you don't believe me then post something else

[Anonymous No.]

fake bongta makes his appearance just to challenge her to a vocaroo
>>46311571
>>46311589

not the sharpest knife in the drawer is she

[Anonymous No.]

>>46311731
wow is this elevenlabs

[bongta闇落ち !!IRE3KTJADN0 No.]

>>46311736
act out ur response to a japanese girl who has just asked the question
やっぱり外国人のアレってビッグサイズって本当？

[Anonymous No.]

immersing with ntr vinnie rn

[Anonymous No.]

>>46311739
I literally have no clue who fake or real bongta are lmao

[Anonymous No.]

>>46311736
read the english in this thread for 2 minutes first

[Anonymous No.]

i'm so tired of putting in effort into my posts and then someone complains about namefags and the thread gets stunlocked for another fifty posts

i'm going to bed

[Anonymous No.]

damn imouto dropped a vocaroo
all imouto native deniers on suicide watch

[Anonymous No.]

>>46311755
i bet you had this out prepared "i already vocarood hard shit what more you want im done!!" lol dumb bitch i bet your iq is below 120

[Anonymous No.]

the best part is jamel completely fell for it he really isnt as smart as he thinks

[Anonymous No.]

been too lazy to read... it's joever...

[Anonymous No.]

https://youtube.com/shorts/Z7lkgH5JfLI
ヨシ
this is why im leaenin g jap

[Anonymous No.]

boys post vocaroo and girls post manko
thats the rules here

[「 PAPI CHANGO 」 !!mLa2zNvwuTt No.]

>>46311746
https://vocaroo.com/1fSytdkLqBFo

[Anonymous No.]

>>46311746
やだ。anything else

[Anonymous No.]

I just realized recently that Mandarin sounds way more beautiful than Japanese.

Even though I've been studying Japanese for 2-3 years now, I'm tempted to just drop everything and start studying Mandarin now.

[bongta闇落ち !!IRE3KTJADN0 No.]

>>46311823
then give ur kansou on this guys tattoos
the korean says 友達 btw

[Anonymous No.]

i am 90% sure its imouto there is another pattern that matches

[Anonymous No.]

>>46311837
https://voca.ro/1mW5jW4nI7aU
Last one cuz ppl will start shitting on me for attention whore

[Anonymous No.]

>>46311861
you sly bitch why did you ignore >>46311753

[bongta闇落ち No.]

>>46311617
>read 凝り as ほり
>read 夜目 as やめ
>read 離しつ as 離しつつ
>read 朔屋 as のりや
>read 地回り as ちまわり
>read 欠けて as かけで
yeah nah complete shit. suggest practicing for another 5 years or so

>Seems written by a westerner
it's mareni you daft twat

[Anonymous No.]

>>46311867
Why read english?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46311879
its "for attention whoring"

[「 PAPI CHANGO 」 !!mLa2zNvwuTt No.]

>>46311617
>>46311875
lmoa

[Anonymous No.]

ive got her pinned now time for the osioki *starts stripping her*

[Anonymous No.]

you dont have a lot of time sister *prepares to jam cock in*

[「 PAPI CHANGO 」 !!mLa2zNvwuTt No.]

bro were all going to the djt afterparty ur talking to urself

[Anonymous No.]

>>46311875
>>read 凝り as ほり
血凝り isn't a real word, there's no accepted reading for it which is why I read it that way.
夜目 I read as yome I thought?

The 離しつ in that passage is wrong. 離しつつ would be correct, so I corrected it. This grammar isn't good, the author is a fuckwit.

朔屋 is a weird word, never heard it so improvised. 朔 can be written as nori or saku. It's a guess, even natives would have to make that guess.

>read 欠けて as かけで
no, i said かけて.

anything else

[Anonymous No.]

>>46311912
just shut up you embarrassing retard lmao you got fooled im higher iq than you

[bongta闇落ち !!IRE3KTJADN0 No.]

thoughts on the tshirt design thinking of printing it

[Anonymous No.]

i hope that one day
you'll find peace
and be able to accept
that everyone fucks up

holding yourself to a standard
that no one can reach
is not healthy at all
thus: chillax, my bro

[Anonymous No.]

not surprising it was a woman making those inane posts for years

[「 PAPI CHANGO 」 !!mLa2zNvwuTt No.]

not surprising that u didnt acquire any japanese in ur years here from a literal native lol

[Anonymous No.]

>>46311913
>>46311875
>it's mareni you daft twat
I don't know who mareni is, but half of the grammar in that excerpt is wrong. I could go through all of it individually if you want. I'm guessing mareni is JSL.

[bongta闇落ち !!IRE3KTJADN0 No.]

>>46311913
are u this guy? >>45935927

[Anonymous No.]

you just can't trust the judgement of sub 145s

[「 PAPI CHANGO 」 !!mLa2zNvwuTt No.]

what we can trust is ur vocaroo count which is 0 lol

[bongta闇落ち No.]

>>46311913
>血凝り isn't a real word, there's no accepted reading for it which is why I read it that way.
you read it wrong no matter how you justify it
>夜目 I read as yome I thought?
nope you said yame at 13 secs
>The 離しつ in that passage is wrong. 離しつつ would be correct, so I corrected it. This grammar isn't good, the author is a fuckwit.
lmfao i think the only fuckwit in the thread is u right now
>朔屋 is a weird word, never heard it so improvised. 朔 can be written as nori or saku. It's a guess, even natives would have to make that guess.
not a word, it's a name and nori isn't a reading for it u absolute dekinai. it's either saku or tuitati. a native wouldn't make that mistake, only u
>no, i said かけて.
try actually listening to yourself idiot
>anything else
you're trash at japanese and only a lil better than jamal

[Anonymous No.]

>>46311945
Not sure who ur referring to, that post is crossed out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46311952
you're so fucking bad you don't even know why you're wrong. even if i explained why you were wrong, you wouldn't understand. whatever the fuck you posted was not good or correct japanese, so my brain auto corrected it without even meaning to. refer to >>46311940

[Anonymous No.]

>>46311940
>I'm guessing mareni is JSL.
oh no no no

[Anonymous No.]

>>46311747
I'm playing through 対魔忍ゆきかぜ

[Anonymous No.]

iq guy doesnt trip so your only trusted high iq choice is jamal

[bongta闇落ち No.]

>>46311962
i hope u know you're just digging yourself deeper by saying it's wrong or that it wasn't written by a native

[Anonymous No.]

>>46311966
i've been meaning to start the taimanin series, maybe i should do that tonight...

[Anonymous No.]

>>46311972
yep jamal won again

[bongta闇落ち !!IRE3KTJADN0 No.]

>>46311977
bizzare poster

[「 PAPI CHANGO 」 !!mLa2zNvwuTt No.]

>>46311913 is for sure native level because all of u retards who were indoctrinated on retarded memes created by literal overweight whitoids think mareni is god and got utterly destroyed by one simple statement

>the author is a fuckwit.

YESSSSSSS

[Anonymous No.]

>>46311875
>>46311617
I've been reading for almost 2 years, hundreds of hours of VNs, dozens of LN volumes, dozens of manga, some RPGs, I NEVER encounter half of these like what the hell.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46311982
use your brain for a second

[Anonymous No.]

japanese women sure are pushovers

[bongta闇落ち !!IRE3KTJADN0 No.]

>>46311987
im a midwit so even if i do it i cant figure it out

[Anonymous No.]

the heavens frown upon those
who tear down their neighbors

bitter hearts make bitter words
bitter words make bitter hearts
the poison spreads until
it burns the whole land

therefore, speak with soft words
to those who have erred
so when it is you who have erred
soft words will catch you

[Anonymous No.]

the rarer words an author uses the better of an author they are, it's common sense

[Anonymous No.]

>>46311983
>YESSSSSSS
Are you not a fan of any of the wordy ero-gay writers or is it just mareni that pisses you off? Not baiting u into saying something or other just curious

[Anonymous No.]

>>46311977
Written by a native doesn't mean it's correct.

[bongta闇落ち No.]

>>46312018
grammar's all correct but i'll admit the passage is meandering
つつ is derived from つ, the classical perfective aspect

[「 PAPI CHANGO 」 !!mLa2zNvwuTt No.]

>>46312015
it doesnt piss me off
mareni shit is some of the most unhinged writing u will find anywhere and the most hilarious thing is how westoid nerds worship his shit like its some kind of beautiful japanese but its really just a fucking slop mess lmao

im just loving this because u have westoids having to confront that everythign they thought they knew about japanese is fake and gay because they couldnt even spot this simple truth until a proper adult shows them

[Anonymous No.]

>>46311952
>lmfao i think the only fuckwit in the thread is u right now
あの文章はめちゃくちゃおかしい、まじでなにがなんだかわからん、こんなくそみたいなゴミ文章をよんで日本語が上達するわけない

https://voca.ro/1fG2AW2a52mV here's all the errors I could bother finding.

Mareni is shit, whoever the fuck they are. No wonder I never heard of them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46312046
thats cool and all but lets hear some jav moaning now

[Anonymous No.]

https://files.catbox.moe/7fndrv

[bongta闇落ち No.]

>>46312046
>https://voca.ro/1fG2AW2a52mV here's all the errors I could bother finding.
those aren't errors that's just you showing off how bad your reading comprehension is. you can't follow a single aspect of who's doing what, which means your reading level is below third grade

[Anonymous No.]

>>46312033
Whats unhinged about it ive never read it besides the screenshots posted here

[Anonymous No.]

>>46312084
If you write in weird cryptic bullshit, it's not the readers fault when nothing makes sense. Trust me, reading this shit won't help you at all. If anything it will make you worse at Japanese.

[Anonymous No.]

i wanna man

[bongta闇落ち No.]

>>46312093
the fact that i, as some literal who jsl, can follow it speaks volumes to how unbelievably shit you are at the language
i gave you an easy passage as a joke and you failed miserably. maybe go read some minna no nihongo or somethn lol

[Anonymous No.]

ayo j where we dropping dawg?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46312104
What would you say if i was a native? I'm sure you'd say that my a dumbass and any native could understand it? So then, what would you say if I'd tell you that most natives wouldn't be able to understand it? Would your conclusion be that you are better at Japanese than actual Japanese natives? I really want to see where your fucked up logic goes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46311978
>cant find jp version of asagi
yeah its doomed, back to appetite-slop

[Anonymous No.]

>be me a few months ago
>starting to get a hang of the basics of nihongo
>ask for help with some stuff in this and /int/ threads
>no response, too busy complaining about some youtuber
>have to look it up myself
>later, ask for help with something else
>no response, too busy complaining about anki
>have to look it up myself
>cycle repeats
>have improved a whole bunch
>/djt/ didn't help at all
>why am i even here?

i almost would have preferred it if you guys had called me slurs instead

[bongta !!IRE3KTJADN0 No.]

alri lads goodnight its the boiro for the late night viewing tonight
https://youtu.be/9lEoRprer5M

[bongta闇落ち No.]

>>46312110
i'd say that "native" dropped out of middle school. why? are u a halfu?

[Anonymous No.]

8.5 Albatross Koukairoku
A vivid phantasmagoria of fantastic images that eventually converge into a story about agency in an unfair world. Worth reading for Mareni's masterful command of the Japanese language alone.

[Anonymous No.]

120
no one cares bro

[bongta闇落ち No.]

>>46312125
exactly. btw i'd never trip so not sure who that idiot's supposed to be

[Anonymous No.]

>>46312122
Doesn't matter what i am, im fluent in japanese and im telling you that the mareni shit you posted wouldn't be understood by most Japanese regardless of their education level. It's purposely written in a shitty prose by some hipster and people probably feel cool for reading it, but it's not good or proper Japanese, which is why i thought it was written by a foreigner.

[bongta !!IRE3KTJADN0 No.]

>>46312128
if ur gonna impersonate then at least copy my post style looks like im falseflagging when u do that

[Anonymous No.]

i still can't take guys who fap to mmd seriously

[Anonymous No.]

yh dno bros it seems matt won BIGLY in all this

[「 PAPI CHANGO 」 !!mLa2zNvwuTt No.]

>>46312046
>>46312093
>>46312132
ありがとうございます！
それは本当に役に立ちます！

英語しか使わない厨房は無視しましょォ

[bongta闇落ち No.]

>>46312132
>Doesn't matter what i am
ayyy cheers mate, halfu confirmed. sorry about that. i'd prolly be mad too if i wasn't born white lol
>but it's not good or proper Japanese, which is why i thought it was written by a foreigner.
u thought it was written by a foreigner because you'd never seen classical japanese used in a modern work of fiction before. guarantee u a native could read that (save for some of the vocab) with only mild difficulty

[Anonymous No.]

>>46312146
pathetic simp

[「 PAPI CHANGO 」 !!mLa2zNvwuTt No.]

i simp all day for natives destroying chuuni retards who dont know japanese lol

[Anonymous No.]

>>46312159
matt shits down your throat

[bongta闇落ち No.]

>>46312159
she ain't native bro lol

[Anonymous No.]

>>46312159
Nothing about how she writes says native. Why are you such a pathetic simp?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46311671
konoko ni majide chinchin wo tsukkomitai

[Anonymous No.]

>>46312165
>>46312171
you need a good dicking to fix your menhera

[Anonymous No.]

>>46312165
I bet you can discern that I'm not native by my pitch accent right? 2000IQ right? lmao this is too funny

[Anonymous No.]

>>46312165
brudda if u cant tell shes a native or at least a hafu then u are cooked

[Anonymous No.]

since /a/ jannies seems to ban scanlation threads I'll ask here
how would do you translate this?
>it's a kishin...!
>it's a war mecha...!
>it's an exo-skeleton...!
>other option

[bongta !!IRE3KTJADN0 No.]

>>46312165
人のイメージが悪くなるので止めてもらえまへんか

[Anonymous No.]

this nutcase tried to sully matts great name but she failed HARD. wouldnt be surprised if shes a salty ex he dumped on his rise to the apex in the food chain

[Anonymous No.]

i wouldnt

[「 PAPI CHANGO 」 !!mLa2zNvwuTt No.]

>>46312164
>>46312165
>>46312206

[bongta !!IRE3KTJADN0 No.]

>>46312198
exoskeleton (machine god)

[Anonymous No.]

>>46312213
matt WonwoNwONWON bIGLy

[Anonymous No.]

>>46312223
As i said at the start, matt is decent but not great.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46312198
exo-nigga

[Anonymous No.]

>>46312228
in bed? yeah youre 100% a salty ex

[bongta !!IRE3KTJADN0 No.]

>>46312233
>in bed

[Anonymous No.]

>>46312220
thanks mate

[Anonymous No.]

>>46312233
faggy looking nerd isnt exactly my type

[Anonymous No.]

>>46312245
i know baby *smooches you*

[Anonymous No.]

i won

[Anonymous No.]

>>46312245

[Anonymous No.]

ill let her be my disney princess for tonight

[Anonymous No.]

>>46311984
mareni is the endgame

[Anonymous No.]

need a bicurious djter getting flustered after i tell him that he doesnt have to wash before my bj

[Anonymous No.]

cumming in imotos mouth

[Anonymous No.]

sometimes i ask very basic nihongo questions and noone takes me seriously because they assume im being satirical even though im just an n6 lookin for help

[Anonymous No.]

>>46312291
endgame of what? bad writing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46312362
iya, tanoshikatta ze!

[Anonymous No.]

what do people read after they grow out of linnies

[Anonymous No.]

>>46312238
やってみせる

[Anonymous No.]

>>46312373
vinnies

[Anonymous No.]

>>46312373
Real novels

[Anonymous No.]

>>46312369
>it's shit writing because I can't read it

[Anonymous No.]

crazy how u can tell just by the voice that imoutos manko smells funny

[Anonymous No.]

>>46312399
>its good because its hard
inb4 its not hard stfu

[Anonymous No.]

>>46312404
dont they all smell funny

[bongta !!IRE3KTJADN0 No.]

>>46312411
no some smell better than others

[Anonymous No.]

uhhh bongtard? the ones that smell funny smell the best

[Anonymous No.]

>>46312413
only ever smelled one so idfk

[Anonymous No.]

where do i mount the iso so that the wine environment will read it like a cd

[Anonymous No.]

>>46312399
It's shit writing because it's grammatically incorrect on purpose to appeal to hipsters who are too good for normal writing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46312431
in bed

[Anonymous No.]

>>46312431
have you tried google

[Anonymous No.]

yea a bit

[Anonymous No.]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ie-FB6Opo5c
me when i open up anki

[Anonymous No.]

>>46312431
does it not work with the iso mounted in linux

[Anonymous No.]

>>46312190
she's half, not native

[Anonymous No.]

>>46312464
no it shows me that error even if i launch it from the iso's launcher so i think it has to be mounted somewhere specifically

[Anonymous No.]

>>46312479
https://ubuntuforums.org/showthread.php?t=619250

[Anonymous No.]

its w/e ill just find something else to jerk off to and install a vm later

[Anonymous No.]

>>46312482
actually looks like what i need thanks

[Anonymous No.]

it wasnt the problem

[Anonymous No.]

たくさん感情がある
寂しいことの感情
成長ことの感情
平和ことの感情
喜びがないことの感情

「遂にdjtから去るの時」と思っている

はなひらっを済めないが、
それは構う人も去った

だから、一度の
ローリング・タイム
>even: leave /djt/
>odd: leave /djt/
>trips: stay anyways

[Anonymous No.]

so be it

goodbye

[Anonymous No.]

>>46312505
well i dont have access to your pc bro
if you have the system resources a vm is good
wine has issues with a lot of things anyway

[Anonymous No.]

>>46312523
>成長ことの感情
>平和ことの感情

[Anonymous No.]

>>46312465
I'm native actually. Imagine being so shit at japanese that you start telling natives they need to improve. Sasuga /djt/.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

うるマンさいこだ

[Anonymous No.]

>>46312465
>>46312540
I'm also trans btw

[Anonymous No.]

wotd
ブルセラショップ

[Anonymous No.]

>>46312540
omg you really are native. you're terrible at your native language HAHAHAHAH

[Anonymous No.]

>>46312540
tits or gtfo

[Anonymous No.]

ウルトラモバイルＰＣ

[Anonymous No.]

>>46312540
Speak some English in the mic then. Show us that accent and don't you dare fake it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46312540
>Imagine being so shit at japanese that you start telling natives they need to improve.
This is such a weird flex, especially considering EOPs make mistakes in their language all the fucking time on boards with flags.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46312578
yeah we make fun of those people for being american

[Anonymous No.]

>>46312540
wait, didn't you say that you had only been studying 5 years? now you're native? lmao

[Anonymous No.]

>>46312590
>wait, didn't you say that you had only been studying 5 years
yeah that part was a lie.

[Anonymous No.]

おはようおにいちゃん

きょうは地震の日

地震と共に生きるのは大変

[Anonymous No.]

>>46312593
then why are you bragging you halfu retard

[Anonymous No.]

>>46312566
>you're terrible at your native language
This is news to me, considering that I literally teach Japanese. You should probably just stop now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46312596
have you ever been penetrated while an earthquake occurred?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46312602
no prove you didn't just get your girlfriend to read all that stuff. speak english in the mic. DO IT

[Anonymous No.]

>>46312606
my spoken english is shit, heavy accent.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46312606
speaking english in the mic also wouldnt prove it

[Anonymous No.]

ya mum caused an earthquake when I pulled out

[Anonymous No.]

really need moe to come back and save djt

[Anonymous No.]

>>46312611
>>46312615
no way. your english writing is at native level. you'd have to be pretty damn good at it to write the way. let's hear you speak it

[Anonymous No.]

>>46312639
what are you getting at, that im secretly a native english speaker and im letting my japanese girlfriend post vocaroos, and she cant speak english but somehow is dating an english speaker, so therefore he speaks fluent japanese? believe whichever one would make you less assblasted I guess.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46312648
yes, that's exactly what i'm getting at. the fact that you speak any english is making that pretty obvious. you've come here for laughs by pretending to have only been studying for 5 years so that you can get people to try to correct you.
either way, your english syntax is way too good to be anything other than half or using his girlfriend.

[Anonymous No.]

raised bilinguals (for example, a german living in the USA) usually have an inferior and a superior language
meaning, they are usually much better at one language than the other

a "native japanese person" could have terrible japanese if they spent most of their life in an english speaking space

[Anonymous No.]

hell, when i was in turkey for 1 month i almost forgot so many german words and kept pausing & stuttering when i came back to germany

[Anonymous No.]

>>46312670
her writing and composition are too good for her to be as bad at speaking english as she's claiming

[Anonymous No.]

>>46312667
Could be, or i could just be a native with a decent but flawed understanding of english.

[Anonymous No.]

yh moe is truly the only who can save djt

[Anonymous No.]

>>46312684
I can speak english, but not as good as i write. I often have to pause to think of how to say something and i have a heavy fukuoka accent.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46312687
>>46312694
remember you were eager to show off your japanese at any excuse you got but now you're flaking at the opportunity to show off your english? so weird.
just record yourself saying the last post you just made.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46312700
I really hate my english voice, it's embarrassing. Probably most japanese feel that way.

[Anonymous No.]

YOSH

[Anonymous No.]

>>46312716
there's no way some fukuokan japanese girl, with a perfect command of the english language, would come onto djt of all places and NOT want to record herself saying ANY english
i don't believe it

[Anonymous No.]

guys can we focus on the important thing here please
what do you think her manko looks like? i think a bit brownish and kinda hairy but im not totally sure

[Anonymous No.]

>>46312716
and now we know you're bullshitting

[Anonymous No.]

>>46312716
if you just don't try to pronounce correctly and go full on katakana eigo you'll sound cool. speak english like pre 90s japanese english that's teh coolest, japanese people only started sounding goofy when they learned how to L/R

[Anonymous No.]

YOSH

[Anonymous No.]

maybe it was some ai voice
they're getting pretty good nowadays

[Anonymous No.]

>>46312751
are you retarded? lmao

[Anonymous No.]

>>46312716
>babe I need you to record more audio for me!!!! BABE PLEASE I NEED TO LOOK COOL ON YONCHAN!!!!

[Anonymous No.]

あの日　恋に恋して
あの日　恋に恋して
やがて　恋を殺して
殺して　殺して
溢れだす思い出
血まみれの夕焼け
ひとりぼっちの部屋で

[Anonymous No.]

>>46312716
なぜネットで嘘をつくんだ

[Anonymous No.]

>>46312745
why are you pretending to be me?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46312726
I've been here for awhile but never posted, and I'll probably not post again, just felt like stirring shit up today

[Anonymous No.]

>>46312766
yeah right. you got caught using your gf lmao

[Anonymous No.]

>>46312766
L + ratio

[Anonymous No.]

>>46312766
BUSTED

[Anonymous No.]

>>46312768
if its a win for you to think that then go ahead. keep talking about tripfags and jamal all day since that's so fucking interesting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46312775
ガールフレンドによろしく伝えてくれ

[Anonymous No.]

>>46312758
>>46312700
>>46312726
https://vocaroo.com/1dvTaYVqstq4

[Anonymous No.]

>>46312775
you sound really pleasant and nice to be around

[Anonymous No.]

>>46312766
DONT GO AWAY PLEASE
IM SO LONELY AND HORNY REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[Anonymous No.]

>>46312780
私はズビアンじゃないよ

[Anonymous No.]

>>46312781
yeahhhh sorry you got figured out, lil bro lmfao try not making it so obvious next time

[Anonymous No.]

>>46312786
ズビアンって何だ

[Anonymous No.]

>>46312787
that's not me lmao

[Anonymous No.]

>>46312789
誤字w

[Anonymous No.]

>>46312790
speak some english, lil bro
let's hear that fukuokan accent

[Anonymous No.]

>>46312792
どういうつもりで書いたんだ？

[Anonymous No.]

>>46312605
かくごをきめる

[Anonymous No.]

>4chan
>girl
hahahahaha
OG >>>>>>>>>>>>>> your fukuokan japanese "girl"

[Anonymous No.]

>この箱に包装して発送してください
wtf nihonjin

[Anonymous No.]

>>46312794
https://voca.ro/1o1DX8bV4lah

[Anonymous No.]

>everyone horny cuz some supposedly jpjkgirl is in the thread
jamal/bunko/moe/qm/john didnt fall off
DJT did

[Anonymous No.]

>>46312822
only papi was horny, everyone else is telling me to fuck off

[Anonymous No.]

>>46312817
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA THERE'S YOUR GIRLFRIEND LMAO
EHNEE FING FOH YUU 弟

[Anonymous No.]

>>46312817
>that phonetic reading
>the phone clearly being shoved in her face
holy kek

[Anonymous No.]

OG >>>>>>>>>> JPJK

[Anonymous No.]

>>46312817
now get her to say “te quiero mucho anon”

[Anonymous No.]

>>46312817
she cute, tell her anon says hi

[Anonymous No.]

>>46312836
told you my english sucks, don't know what you expected :)

[Anonymous No.]

>>46312849
kek appreciate the voice memo 姉ちゃん

[Anonymous No.]

>>46312431
use cdemu

[Anonymous No.]

a new femoid enters the sacred halls of djt and j is the first one lining up like this lmao every time

[Anonymous No.]

>reading dominant
PERMACRIPPLED
Sorry jkjpgirl but ITS FUCKING OVER FOR YOU
https://files.catbox.moe/k1a7hf.mp4

[Anonymous No.]

>>46312899
i never have a chance to speak here and even if i did i wouldn't have the courage to, so im pretty much fucked

[Anonymous No.]

>>46312914
yeah no one's buying it, sis

[Anonymous No.]

>>46312914
vocaroo rfn or gtfo
>>46312924
this

[Anonymous No.]

>>46312899
nta but this seems like such bullshit to me. He's basically saying if you read too much then you'll never learn how to speak properly? Makes no logical sense.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46312938
it does
>speaking
aussie is 10x better than matt
>matt
he`s reading abilities is prolly 5x better
same to ken and my cousins cant write shit in spanish but he can speak fluently

[Anonymous No.]

all jp girls are ズビアン

[Anonymous No.]

>>46312947
Is talking to yourself, sufficient output immersion?

[Anonymous No.]

people keep talking about immersion so if I like moved to japan for 3 months would I learn japanese due to immersion? Or should I try to stay for 6

[Anonymous No.]

Your output will improve a lot if you move to Japan. It'll be linear for anything under 2 years. 6 months is 2x 3 months.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46312938
+
I dont remember the channel, but there`s an american guy who does gameplays, but his pronunciation is really bad and someone asked why and he said, "I used to read books all day when i was a kid".
>>46312955
>Is talking to yourself, sufficient output immersion?
no

[Anonymous No.]

>>46312956
You have to actually talk to japanese people and thats notoriously hard to do if you don't already know nip

[Anonymous No.]

>>46312956
it will be way more valuable if you already have high listenign comprehension from immersing at home

[Anonymous No.]

>>46312947
It would sense that if you did literally no speaking and only read then you'd need to build your listening skills, but you'd still be at an advantage compared to someone who doesn't know the language at all.

I only listened and spoke for the first few years and then went back and worked on reading, and it has gone fine. Maybe matt just sucks at speaking?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46312956
>I like moved to japan for 3 months would I learn japanese due to immersion? Or should I try to stay for 6
matt did that, but 6 months of full anki LOL
never showed up to school

[Anonymous No.]

Matt hasn't made a video for 3 years, right? How does he maintain relevance after all this time? Are you talking to him on Discord?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46312956
just existing in Japan doesn't mean you'll do large amounts of active immersion, you might even do less

[Anonymous No.]

>>46312947
they*

[Anonymous No.]

>>46312953
jp girls are neither lesbian nor World War I tribal-class destroyers

[Anonymous No.]

>>46312975
It's true but it's pretty easy to talk to girls there. You can pay 5000 yen an hour to talk to one at a girls bar. I did a lot of that. The girls at girls bars are total ditzes. You're not getting philosophers and rocket scientists but whatever it's natural Japanese.

[Anonymous No.]

jap girls do have US class naval destruction capability though

[Anonymous No.]

https://yomujp.com/n5l/
this website has an "n6" category

[Anonymous No.]

>>46312969
>Maybe matt just sucks at speaking?
nah, but he was reading/anki 24h when he started it.
>reading lvl25 and speaking lvl12(reading dominant)
you fucked up
>reading lvl22 and speaking lvl19
gmi

[Anonymous No.]

My neighbor is japanese I think, if I broke into her apartment when she is taking a bath and immersed by head into the bathtub how much faster will I learn japanese?

[Anonymous No.]

depends on whether her household is monolingual

[Anonymous No.]

we're already on N8, anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>46313033
I'm not sure how you quantify things like that. My listening / speaking level was always quite high but I couldn't read shit until a few years ago. Takes awhile to learn kanji but it's ok because I skipped that before. What I don't understand is why that's supposed to have crippled me? I learned to read just fine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46313034
Inside a Japanese prison is one of the best places for immersion

[Anonymous No.]

>>46312876
lol

[Anonymous No.]

how does japanese society function without the threat of prison rape? Or almost every country other than the US where men all decide to not rape eachother in prison?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46313055
prison rape is common everywhere. Lock guys in a cell long enough and every hole looks good

[Anonymous No.]

ogey, stupid burger

[Anonymous No.]

>>46313066
>every hole looks good
true true

[Anonymous No.]

I'm 5 foot 7 and 310 pounds and used to play football in highschool, no one in a japanese prison could come close to raping me

[Anonymous No.]

Because it's geometrically impossible to insert a penis into your anus. At least it's a heterosexual trait.

I'll say this, Jamal is an Arabic name associated with criminals. He would be legitimate instead of cringe if he immersed in a Japanese prison.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46313084
jesus anon you're 151 pounds overweight, that's a bmi of 48.5. you're clinically obese.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46313084
>I'm 5 foot 7
Is that not a manlet where you're from?

[Anonymous No.]

for reference, this is what a 5'7, 310 pound man looks like

[Anonymous No.]

easy rape

[Anonymous No.]

The hardest kanji are those with 4+ kana associated with them.

[Anonymous No.]

the hardest kanji are written on my duck

[Anonymous No.]

>>46313102
I run a 12 min mile, and I used to play football. I'm willing to bet I'm more athletic than most in this thread

[Anonymous No.]

>>46313153
that's really freaking slow, dude lmao

[Anonymous No.]

>>46313153
dame that's almost walking pace

[Anonymous No.]

>>46313084
>>46313153
as if we needed more proof that exercise doesn't work
gatis ALWAYS wins BAY BEE

[Cross Profile Search And Import No.]

>>46310231

Our guide has been expanded with a new article! The new article is about sentence banks and the recently updated Cross Profile Search And Import add-on.

https://tatsumoto.neocities.org/blog/cross-profile-search-and-import

[Anonymous No.]

if only tatumoto programed his bot to only post pics he would be my fav poster

[Anonymous No.]

>>46313394
There's no way thst this guy advertises here. This stuff is too confidently written to be weird and post about it constantly

[Anonymous No.]

>>46313394
You broke the hour-long silence

[Anonymous No.]

>>46313414
That's his fanboys.

[米＾-＾米 !!V9g0/TCiKsA No.]

the stealth sections in botw are so fucking bad

[Anonymous No.]

>>46313480
So are your posts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46313495
>>46313480
rekt

[米＾-＾米 !!V9g0/TCiKsA No.]

>>46313495
>>46313504
https://youtu.be/pJASTvF4tJw?t=129s

[Anonymous No.]

>>46313084
>i'm a fat manlet
weird flex

[Anonymous No.]

>>46312876
lmfao

[Anonymous No.]

any good posts? let me guess, no

[Anonymous No.]

What do I do for the first few months of learning japanese? I feel I've learned more from rawdogging guided masturbation asmr than all of my anki practice. The only upside now is that I can read some of the written script and audio track names that are inside the RJ code packages.

[Anonymous No.]

ドラゴンボールみてた

虫プロの技法を工夫してたまに使ってるね

いまでは使われない古代のアニメ手法だね

[Anonymous No.]

より正確にいえば

原画に対する動画がいまよりずっと長くて２倍くらいあって

それを現像するのにも２倍くらい時間かかるように作ってある

現像技術はどんどん退化してるようなきがする

１分の動画を５分に現像してなんとかするという技術自体が減っちゃったのかな

[Anonymous No.]

>>46313679
>I feel I've learned more from rawdogging guided masturbation asmr than all of my anki practice.
exactly, don't just do anki, do anime and manga and everything

[Anonymous No.]

still cant believe how hard matt won

[米＾-＾米 !!V9g0/TCiKsA No.]

>>46313897
if you see it as a competition you have lost

[Anonymous No.]

しりとりはすごい！辞書を向上のゲームだ！

[Anonymous No.]

moe is the kael'thas of djt

[Anonymous No.]

>>46313920
>辞書を向上
lol

[Anonymous No.]

>>46313946
どうした？

[Anonymous No.]

>>46313922
I never played Sunwell, so I need a QRD

[Anonymous No.]

>>46313994
he's saying that moe was the michael(wrestling) of djt
and bunko the janetty

[Anonymous No.]

bet you'd learn jp pretty quick if you cut out english porn completely and gooned every day while forcing yourself to understand as much as possible before cumming.

[Anonymous No.]

you're disgusting bro we aren't all fucking degenerate coomers

[Anonymous No.]

^ bro do you know where you're at

[Anonymous No.]

Why do people recommend sentences on cards instead of just words? I keep memorizing the sentences instead of the words.

[米＾-＾米 !!V9g0/TCiKsA No.]

im the yabamizawa gabasuke of djt

[Anonymous No.]

>>46314073
>Why do people recommend sentences on cards instead of just words?
who? the ngmis?
>I keep memorizing the sentences instead of the words.
That's why WE use animecards here.
https://animecards.site/ankicards/

[Anonymous No.]

>>46314073
>I keep memorizing the sentences instead of the words
that makes little to no sense

[Anonymous No.]

another day another grindirino..

[Anonymous No.]

i always thought most of djt was a bunch of sad angry incels who dont know japanese and it looks like i was right. i guess theres really no reason to to participate here anymore. later losers

[Anonymous No.]

wotd
丁場
>横川から己斐までは一丁場だから線路づたいに歩いた。

[Anonymous No.]

is there any Cure Dolly's grammar deck?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46314189
あばよ

[Anonymous No.]

Holy shit. What's your excuse?

[Anonymous No.]

is there a cock and ball torture anki deck?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46314245

[Anonymous No.]

>>46314245
they really do look like a gay couple

[Anonymous No.]

what's the n?
御前などが御聞きになりましたら、さぞ笑止な事と思召しましょうが、何分今は昔の御話で、その頃はかような悪戯を致しますものが、とかくどこにもあり勝ちでございました。

[Anonymous No.]

>>46314314
What do you mean?

[Anonymous No.]

i need to know the n man gimme the n!

[Anonymous No.]

>>46314402
W-which n *gulp*?

[Anonymous No.]

you know what i'm fucking talking about you're not a cop are you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46314137
>mines 図書室
>reads "2人は人目を避けるように図書室を出たのであった。" for the first time
>reads it fully
>1 week of srsing the sentence you read 　2人は人目を避けるように図書室を出たのであった。 as 　2人は人目を避けるように and pass because you vaguely remembered the rest before getting to it and you're trying to rep relatively quickly so you can start reading.
>1 month later 　2人は人目を避けるように図書室を出たのであった。 becomes 　2人は人目を避 ... 出たのであった。
based purely off memory and now you've completely avoided 図書室 making the card completely useless and increases the chances you get it wrong when you see it outside of anki.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46314073
>people
u mean one guy trolling noobs with his guide

[Anonymous No.]

>>46314422
Why are you repping the whole sentence and not the word itself?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46314422
wait, what? you put the sentence on the front? why? are you dense?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46314477
Wow, congrats on being able to study Germand and Japanese at the same time

[Anonymous No.]

>>46314502
i... that's not what... *sigh* thanks

[Anonymous No.]

>>46314457
idk ask the anon i replied to
>>46314477
i put the sentence on the back.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46314314
ねちゃねちゃしてる

ねちっこいね

[Anonymous No.]

>>46314522
>i put the sentence on the back.
i don't see the problem them. you need to focus. don't flip the card to show you any sentences you're only gonna half-read before you have recalled the reading and meaning.

[Anonymous No.]

There's no point in listening to anyone here about anything

[Anonymous No.]

>>46314597
if that were true, why would i listen to you about that? i think you've maneuvered yourself into a corner here

[Anonymous No.]

>>46314073
sentences were popularized by khatz and people just ran with it until the last few years or so
vocab cards are probably the best in the context of japanese, however, looking at a bunch of lines for 30 mins a day is fucking boring so i would put both the sentence on the front as well as the word and use it as a hint (that new core deck thing does this)
ultimately cards are just cards, and every type has some kind of tradeoff, but they all work eventually so just pick the one that feels the best to rep and run with it
>>46314477
you are in no position to give anyone advice with that fucking mess of a back jfc
they are called flashcards not memorize the dictionary cards
>>46314597
yea
do whatever you want just do it in japanese and ur good

[Anonymous No.]

>>46314731
too late. i'm not listening to you anymore because of what >>46314597 wrote

[bongta闇落ち !!IRE3KTJADN0 No.]

https://youtu.be/uI9kkDaToV8
the lunchtime viewing

[Anonymous No.]

People put sentences on the front now? News to me. Been doing it the vanilla way with vocabulary on the front for half a decade now. Don't fix what's not broken.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46314111
>anki
>anki
both ngmi

[Anonymous No.]

>>46314924
Nah, non-Anki people are the real NGMIs. Jamal's probably the best example of why you should do Anki.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46314879
people have been putting sentences on the front since the early 2000s lol

[Anonymous No.]

>>46314422
you could've just mined 図書室 = library and learned it after 1 day

[Anonymous No.]

>>46314924
There's a ton of people who got fluent using anki as their core retention method. Keep coping though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46314937
vocaroo.com. ankidrones are better at reading n4 stuff at least, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46314955
>ton of people
yeah, my uncle who works at nintendo and, uhm... some other lolcow from /djt/ dunno lmao?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46314955
you forget that people on djt think they are more knowledgable than decades of research about srs, human memory, and comphrensible input

[Anonymous No.]

>>46314967
>decades of research about srs, human memory, and comphrensible input
all things that have 0 impact on actually knowing japanese

[Anonymous No.]

>>46314960
I value my anonymity too much, but believe me, I'd love to show off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46314978
>anonymity
concession accepted. you can change you voice offline and post the vocaroo, would take 1 minute extra. but let's be honest, you're just another ankle-biting n6er

[Anonymous No.]

>>46314973
yeah whatever u say man
talking to people like you that are so ideologically poisioned is like dealing with a childs delusions and you just have to pat them on the head and hope they give up eventually
like sure dont use anki if u dont want to u will still get good, but this incessant shitposting is so fucking boring and more bottom-of-the-barrel than just calling people fags/niggers when you disagree with them

[Anonymous No.]

>>46314987
>you can change you voice offline and post the vocaroo
That's most ridiculous thing I've ever heard lol
Imagine running your voice through some voice changer just to prove your JP skills to some mook on DJT

[Anonymous No.]

>>46314965
No, tons as in thousands if not tens of thousands. You'd have a harder time finding someone these days who didn't use anki at all in their studies. You can be a contrarian all you want but it's probably not healthy to avoid proven success methods.

[Anonymous No.]

the avg lifespan of a manga artist is 62.6 years? is that true? does it really take that much out of you..
http://yaraon-blog.com/archives/253454

[Anonymous No.]

>>46315000
>ideologically poisioned
ironic coming from an ankidrone

>>46315004
imagine caring about an anonymous voice snippets on an anonymous korean forum

>>46315012
ok how about you start without showing me a single 1 then? shouldn'be that hard

[Anonymous No.]

>>46315018
>ironic coming from an ankidrone
this is exactly what i mean
you arent willing to engage with any arguments and anyone that vouches for the usefulness of something is on the "other team" and you have to spout your mantras against them
i know that you're just shitposting, but at the heart of it is some deep rooted issue with a fucking flashcard program that stops you forgetting some word readings here and there. did anki rape your girlfriend or something? i dunno

[Anonymous No.]

>>46315018
You're talking to one. But if you want a more public face, then look at any of the jsl youtubers. Almost all of them used anki, including Matt who you guys are perpetually sucking off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46315018
Yeah, who would come to an anonymous image board to be anonymous. That's so dumb lol

[米＾-＾米 !!V9g0/TCiKsA No.]

funny how much people suddenly value their time and privacy when it comes to proving japanese ability despite arguing about it daily

[Anonymous No.]

>>46315041
>You're talking to one.
vocaroo

>>46315040
>did anki rape your girlfriend or something? i dunno
this is exactly what i mean
you arent willing to engage with any arguments and anyone that vouches against the usefulness of something is on the "other team" and you have to spout your mantras against them
i know that you're just shitposting, but at the heart of it is some deep rooted issue with not using a fucking flashcard program that stops you forgetting some word readings here and there.


>>46315044
you are still anonymous if you post a vocaroo, just like you are anonymous even if you post text

[Anonymous No.]

>>46315068
arguing about japanese daily doesn't threaten your privacy

[Anonymous No.]

>>46315068
Yeah why don't people just post moar vocaroos only to be shit on for hours no matter how good their japanese is (as seen in this thread when anons were telling a literal native to study more). Why play a game you can't win?

[Anonymous No.]

and here comes the tripfag to turn his nose up at everyone and to profess how enlightened he is
holy shit fuck off, if you use a trip you likely spend more time and have more personal investment than anyone else here

[Anonymous No.]

>>46315076
People keep track of everything on here. I've seen people pull up posts that other people have made from 2 years ago. How many times do you see people go "this you?" and link some post because two of the 20 words matched another post.
Jamal literally brags about saving people's vocaroos.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>46315068
I'm not seeing how arguing about Japanese contradicts wanting to remain private.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46315108
>oh no, an anonymous vocaroo collection! what if he clones all those voice and phonecalls all grannies in the world asking for ransom! mine is one of them!
this is your reasoning schizo. nobody cares about ur meme voice. and again, using a voicechanger takes less effort that wasting another post on some dumb cope

you don't know japanese

[Anonymous No.]

>>46315135
See >>46315089
Try again later maybe you'll bait a few suckers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46315135
Yeah, and nobody cares if there's one more guy who knows Japanese in the thread either. Just pretend I'm N6.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46315158
i assure you most people can easily distinguish anklebiters from people who know japanese. everybody here agreed jamal can read n4slop, no matter how much that one pitchcuck seethed about it

>>46315173
dunno would be kinda a big deal if at least 1 person here knew japanese, kek

[Anonymous No.]

>guy with 下 手 japanese trying to learn posts vocaroo
holy fuck ngmi neck yourself permacrippled
>guy with near perfect /perfect japanese posts vocaroo
holy fuck pitch accent on this 1 word was vaguely off, ngmi neck yourself permacrippled
>w-why don't people post vocaroos?!

[Anonymous No.]

>>46315187
Pretty sure there was already some dude's native Fukuokan GF posting vocaroos here earlier.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46315209
>>w-why don't people post vocaroos?!
yeah why? is everyone here so insecure? i don't get it

[bongta闇落ち !!IRE3KTJADN0 No.]

crazy how much ppl deep a hobby but way hay
when im back from my year of residency gonna take my place on the djt throne next to that lawyer guy and big C

[Anonymous No.]

>>46315230
Hmslice isn't a lawyer and Queeran doesn't know Japanese, so I'm not sure who you're trying to impress.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46315229
Probably because 79 of the 80 regular posters here have been here for years and have nothing new to show? You think that one new guy that somehow managed to find his way here randomly (not sure how thats even possible) is gonna post his voice? You're fishing in a very shallow lake.

[Anonymous No.]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R2yOpkIGTeg
it eases the pain

[Anonymous No.]

>>46315302
>have nothing new to show
drop the "new"

if 80 people here are ankidrones and they still can't read shit then obviously it's not a great learning method

[Anonymous No.]

>>46315089
Why post here at all when that is what people do? This is just a troll thread at this point and the mods should delete it. Insulting natives who go through the trouble to explain things to them is really going too far. This thread is an abomination and the people here who troll are pathetic losers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46315317
At this point, I'd need proof from someone here that not using Anki produces results.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46315336
>Insulting natives
**insulting people's native girlfriends
that girl wasn't the one typing

[Anonymous No.]

>>46315350
You can believe what you want. I don't know why you think it's more likely that some dude was forcing his jpjk gf to post vocaroos than for a japanese native to have terrible spoken english. But sure I'm a dude if that's what you prefer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46315041
well this dude is claiming he's fluent but, uhm, his mic doesn't work or something, oopsie ;^)

[Anonymous No.]

>>46315350
And somehow this makes a native's words less correct? Kill yourself you pathetic worm. Your incel bullshit is cancer to this thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46315367
anon, you type PERFECT FREAKING ENGLISH. there's no way on god's green earth that your english is that bad when you type indistinguishably from a native. INDISTINGUISHABLY
the girl in that vocaroo sounded like she was held at gunpoint to say 4 words phonetically

[Anonymous No.]

>>46315388
Anon, KILL YOUR FUCKING SELF for trolling these threads with your incel and schizo bullshit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46315374
i actually posted a vocaroo like 3 threads ago when an anon told me to talk for 30 seconds about nothing. you can go find it if you want, don't expect people to repost their clips every single new thread, unless you want this place to turn into a faggy hellotalk /soc/ thread

[Anonymous No.]

>>46315393
this ain't schizo bullshit. i've spoken with a lot of japanese people. i've met some that have near-perfect english and others who were just good at typing. never have i met one who has perfect djt netiquette and sounds like she's fresh off the boat

[Anonymous No.]

>>46315397
ok i remember you. though you also claimed that you got fluent by talking with people and not by mining cards with anki

[Anonymous No.]

>>46315405
Your schizo bullshit doesn't matter. They know Japanese. Natively. You do not. Shut the fuck up and KILL YOURSELF NOW.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46315388
>the girl in that vocaroo sounded like she was held at gunpoint to say 4 words phonetically
More like I didn't wanna speak in English because I hate it and am embarrassed and refused like 3 times then finally posted something only to get shit on. I only have myself to blame.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46315417
>I
OH NO NO NO IT'S OVER

monitor off

[Anonymous No.]

>>46315415
>japanese girl knows japanese
big deal lol
>>46315417
tell me something "fem" anon. how does a fukuokan wind up on the djt of all places?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46315417
>I hate it
>shitposts on an english imageboard instead of 2ch or whatever
ok

[Anonymous No.]

>>46315415
>They know Japanese
and guess what? "she" mined literally 0 (ZERO) cards with anki

[Anonymous No.]

>>46315433
I've been here since 2021, during pandemic I was searching for English and japanese foreign language threads, not sure exactly how I ended up here. This was the first time posting my voice though

[Anonymous No.]

>>46315455
you're not fooling anybody lmao

[Anonymous No.]

djt needs a reset

[Anonymous No.]

>>46315461
I don't care, anything I post as proof you'll just say it's my wife or whatever so believe what you want. This is anonymous for a reason.

[bongta !!IRE3KTJADN0 No.]

billions must die

[Anonymous No.]

>>46315476
>anything I post as proof you'll just say it's my wife
その通りだ
だが、オマエの彼女はかわいいみたいだから、日本語は上手と思ったと伝えてくれｗ

[Anonymous No.]

>だが

[Anonymous No.]

>>46315528
でも

[Anonymous No.]

>>46315528
you really correcting that? lol

[米＾-＾米 !!V9g0/TCiKsA No.]

ベルト持った俺が
ジュニア引っ張っていくんよ

[Anonymous No.]

>>46315536
What does that even mean?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46315524
ありがとう。でもね、私の英語はあんた達が言うほど上手気がしない。まじで完璧なの？

[Anonymous No.]

>私

[Anonymous No.]

Sorry, I should say あたし because that's what real girls say in Japan right? Thanks for correcting.

[Anonymous No.]

>real girls

[Anonymous No.]

wow the bitch from yesterday is still coping lmfao

[Anonymous No.]

>>46315579
ええ、オマエの英語はネイティブだから完璧だ
彼女の日本語もネイティブだから完璧だ
オマエら二人で一人前のスゴイ奴だなｗ

[Anonymous No.]

cant believe how pathetic you losers act to a native. do you have no self respect? think about all the time you spent pretending to learn japanese and look at where you are right now
pathetic and buckbroken by a random japanese woman

[米＾-＾米 !!V9g0/TCiKsA No.]

女が嫌いってわけじゃあないけど
djtには来ないでほしい

[Anonymous No.]

breaking her pussy

[Anonymous No.]

>>46315654
わかった！
じゃね~

[Anonymous No.]

your time spent grinding flashcards was all for naught. you were shown you know nothing. everything you ever think you read and understood in japanese was just you creating fanfiction in your head. and your only response to it all is pathetic shit like >>46315660

you losers get what you deserve. this thread has been fucking amazing.

[Anonymous No.]

>来ないでほしい

[Anonymous No.]

>>46315680
the dude's girlfriend couldn't even follow the prose in that mareni image. who's the one creating fanfiction? lol

[Anonymous No.]

gonna have to plug that mouth of hers
*kabedons* stick your tongue out princess

[Anonymous No.]

>>46315693
you cant even speak japanese so your opinion means zero. you are a fucking trash loser. kys

[Anonymous No.]

>>46315693
uhm nativesisters????

[米＾-＾米 !!V9g0/TCiKsA No.]

>>46315672
前にも聞いたことある気が

[Anonymous No.]

>>46315699
>IF U DON'T SPEAK JAPANESE THEN I DON'T RESPECT U
t. incel

[Anonymous No.]

>>46314422
wotp
指定図書

[Anonymous No.]

>>46315672
また明日

[Anonymous No.]

>>46315713
theres nothing else to say. you don't know what you are talking about because you aren't even fluent in the language of the said "prose."

prose? you are just a poser. a pathetic waste of space. all your time spent on japanese and you can't do anything. end your life. i pity your family who wasted any of their existence on you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46315723
sister have you changed your pads?? *smacks lips*

[Anonymous No.]

>>46315693
sakuya written with 屋 is pretty retarded and not normal, she probably thought it was referring to some type of building with no context whatsoever. just goes to show that mareni is so fucked that even natives can't read it

[Anonymous No.]

DJTに女の子はいない

[Anonymous No.]

i wish there were vns with stories that actually revolved around sports

[Anonymous No.]

>>46315729
you have nothing else to say because what i said was true. i hope your wasted time eats at you for the rest of your life. get better hobbies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46315732
"she" kept insisting 朔 was read のり, even after being corrected. imagine being that much of idiot in your native language lmao

[Anonymous No.]

>>46315712
しらん~ あたかもねー

[Anonymous No.]

>>46315723
>wahhhhhhh stop correcting my girlfriend waahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[Anonymous No.]

hey bitch heres a vocaroo reply
https://vocaroo.com/14il7JlP0ZtR

[Anonymous No.]

>>46315765
>fukuokan chick's bf

[Anonymous No.]

>>46315753
because 朔屋 is a fucked writing of sakuya, it doesn't make sense. P
parents don't tend to use the 屋 kanji in names because it makes their name sound like a title. it doesn't surprise me that this would be read incorrectly with no context. let's not pretend that mareni doesn't make up fake words all the time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46315753
>>46315761
look how pathetically hopeless you are. try actually learning japanese you worthless loser. imagine gloating about thinking you know a language you dont. lmao

[Anonymous No.]

at last a poster who can truly become the threads new lol cow

[Anonymous No.]

>>46315775
anon out here picking the most obscure spellings from from 18-clickity-clack just to prove she wasn't retarded lmfao

[Anonymous No.]

the only thing to lol at is your pathetic asses. loser virgins who wasted their lives on idiotic bullshit and never even learned the language as a result. i hope you die homeless and hungry when your parents finally kick you out.

>>46315789
this is just pathetic. you dont know japanese. other people are seeing this thread and laughing at you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46315789
Isn't mareni just a clusterfuck of obscure spellings go begin with?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46315794
vocaroo that in japanese right now and i will admit defeat

[Anonymous No.]

>>46315794
the only ones laughing is me at a native who can't even read lovecraft-tier prose in her own language
that's "held-back-3-grades" levels of bad

[Anonymous No.]

>>46315805
where or not you admit doesnt matter at this point. you have been defeated. the posts of this thread will not go away. they will be archived forever

[Anonymous No.]

>>46315773
it's a weird name, but based on the context, it's natural to assume it's a name and if it isn't, then i must be a genius kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>46315822
Bro posted a 9 line run on sentence with a fucked up prose full of made up words then gets surprised when a native makes a few reading "errors". Marenifags are literal cancer.

[「 PAPI CHANGO 」 !!mLa2zNvwuTt No.]

and with that, garbage day 3 is complete

stay trash djt incels, lmao

[Anonymous No.]

>>46315811
so youre not her youre just a loser roleplaying as a woman lol

[Anonymous No.]

>>46315839
>and with that, garbage day 3 is complete
epic bro been waiting for your stream

[Anonymous No.]

>>46315834
>made-up words
point to the made-up words, anon. please, show me. here, i'll even admit that 血 and 凝りbeing in apposition is idiosyncratic to the author. now show me the made up ones

[米＾-＾米 !!V9g0/TCiKsA No.]

jamal pivot to yellow fever incoming
can practically hear him logging into line rn

[Anonymous No.]

he couldn't bag og so he's moved onto the next target. he really is pathetic

[Anonymous No.]

>>46315839
make sure to include your 万 blunder lol

[Anonymous No.]

>>46315805
his girlfriend's probably at work right now

[Anonymous No.]

>>46315839
Why would you dedicate a whole video to yourself?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46315839
where is it being uploaded didnt ur 'tube get banned

[Anonymous No.]

>>46315864
I don't have the image on hand, but from memory 港男, made up word could be read either みなとおとこor こうだん, ちほり, 乳白 is a real word but the usage is made up / not normal, sakuya is made up (name is real but the kanji reading is not). Those are all from the first few lines, cba to go over it all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46315916
>I don't have the image on hand
you can keep your hands busy with deez

[Anonymous No.]

ごめんね

[Anonymous No.]

>>46315916
words in apposition aren't made up words. you'd never read 港男達 as こうだんたち. your gf took a guess and read 血凝り as ちごり, which is a natural rendaku, so not sure why you'd bring that one up. using 乳白 as an adjective through genitive particle の doesn't make 乳白 difficult to understand nor add to your argument and complaining about some kanji spelling of some proper noun is just stupid

[Anonymous No.]

crazy how the loser couldnt win even after using his jap gf

[Anonymous No.]

>>46315978
how do you know so much about grammar yet not know japanese? sus

[Anonymous No.]

>>46316004
who said i didn't know japanese? lol

[Anonymous No.]

how do you know so much about cocks yet not know their taste? sus

[Anonymous No.]

>>46315978
>words in apposition aren't made up words
Sure they are. All kanji based words are words in apposition. You can throw any kanji together and make up a new word, in fact this is a common practice. Just don't expect people to be able to read them without furigana, native or not.

> using 乳白 as an adjective through genitive particle の doesn't make 乳白 difficult
乳白 is almost exclusively used in the context of 乳白色. In fact, it doesn't make sense without 色. You can read it and understand it, but it doesn't make it not grammatically incorrect.

>complaining about some kanji spelling of some proper noun is just stupid
People in japan read proper nouns wrong all the time, especially names, and especially names which are not common. This is an almost daily occurrence for an office worker. The only thing stupid is calling someone out for it, that just shows you don't have a lot of experience in japan.

>your gf
I wish i had a japanese gf, but sadly I'm not them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46313394
based, thanks tatsumoto

[Anonymous No.]

english subs when starting to watch japanese stuff good or bad?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46316041
>Sure they are.
nope, not every word put together without particle in-between is a "made-up" word. if i said 日本語上手, would you call that a neologism?
> it doesn't make it not grammatically incorrect.
you were bringing it up as a "made-up" word. don't try to move the goalpost
>People in japan read proper nouns wrong all the time
sure, people misread proper nouns in english all the time too, but the chick (at her bf's prompting) chose to play the "look how good my japanese is on djt" game. it's a game where even your pitch accent on 厚い will get you immortalized on a video forever. she shouldn't be surprised when she gets called out for guessing

[Anonymous No.]

>>46316115
Bad, but you can use it to check your work if you'd like.

[Anonymous No.]

qm still seething you hate to see it

[Anonymous No.]

quiz WON

[Anonymous No.]

>>46316159
not qm but you know lil j was just seething when he added that to the compilation

[Anonymous No.]

>>46315682
whats wrong with this?

[Anonymous No.]

I'm finally applying for a work and travel visa, just before I age out of it.
In my country I have to print out the forms and apply in person at the Japanese Consulate... which turns out to be a short walk from my house.
Living downtown in major cities is so fucking op wtf

[Anonymous No.]

>wanting to live anywhere near japan
yikes

[Anonymous No.]

couldnt be me

[Anonymous No.]

quiz won but i have to say matt won harder

[bongta !!IRE3KTJADN0 No.]

>>46315839
okayyyy

[bongta !!IRE3KTJADN0 No.]

>>46315916
みなとおとこ comes up in my ime but こうだん doesnt thusly みなとおとこ

[Anonymous No.]

cant blieve we have a new og

[Anonymous No.]

>>46311952
>nori isn't a reading for it u absolute dekinai. it's either saku or tuitati. a native wouldn't make that mistake, only u
>>46315775
lmfao

[Anonymous No.]

>>46316410
Both aren't real words. It's a made up word by combining two separate words. The correct spelling is whatever the fuck the author wants it to be, because they made it up.

[bongta !!IRE3KTJADN0 No.]

>>46316481
japanese doesnt have "words" so its a pointless arguement

[Anonymous No.]

>japanese doesnt have "words"
you heard it here first

[bongta !!IRE3KTJADN0 No.]

>>46316501
actually this is a well established hypothesis

[Anonymous No.]

>>46316487
fuck, what have I been studying for the past 6 years then

[Anonymous No.]

>>46315734
underrated post

[Anonymous No.]

>>46316487
then what were all those things you kept misreading on your stream?

[bongta !!IRE3KTJADN0 No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>46316548
lol

[Anonymous No.]

Final Fantasy lost a lot of its mystique when they added voice acting. The mediocre/bad acting along with the cringe dialogue exposed how badly written/directed the stories were. It's a hell of a lot harder to deny reality when it's being acted rather than reading it in a text box.

[Anonymous No.]

true yet ffx is the best jrpg of all time

[Anonymous No.]

IX was the last good ff
everything past that is shit

[Anonymous No.]

日本語というものは、「言葉」のないと同時に世界で言葉が一番多い言語とする、あの広く認められている名残の学説だよね

[Anonymous No.]

Any recommendations for immersion/practicing actual Japanese skills (don't say Yotsuba)? I've been building up kanji, vocab, and grammer for months but I still fall flat on actually reading Japanese outside of very simple sentences.

[Anonymous No.]

never played a final fantasy game never will

[Anonymous No.]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tST_kMNsOfM

[Anonymous No.]

>>46316642
porn comics

[bongta !!IRE3KTJADN0 No.]

>>46316642
hanahiraっ！

[Anonymous No.]

>>46316642
the manga is called yotsubato, because your experiencing the nitijouseikatu WITH yotsuba

[Anonymous No.]

>>46316642
Start reading actual Japanese? Do you not know grammar or something?

[Anonymous No.]

四つバト

[Anonymous No.]

>>46316665
no, he knows grammer

[bongta !!IRE3KTJADN0 No.]

damn hes literally me

[Anonymous No.]

>>46316665
I know basic grammer, plus some kanji and words. I'm looking for simple things to use to practice all of it, instead of just studying flashcards all the time.

[Anonymous No.]

crazy how in 15 years of frequenting 4chan i never saw rule34 applied to her

[Anonymous No.]

曲たちs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LdOpwr_i6sw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U9tSa1hxU0M

[Anonymous No.]

>>46316677
All you need is something to watch/read/listen to. It can be literally anything.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46316679
who, the girl in the OP image? shes from a porn game so theres no need to make rule 34 newfag

[Anonymous No.]

>>46316642
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/u/0/d/1w42HEKEu2AzZg9K7PI0ma9ICmr2qYEKQ9IF4XxFSnQU/htmlview?pli=1

[Anonymous No.]

>>46316642
if you're struggling with native level content, even the easier stuff, to the point where it's painful maybe try graded readers to wet your feet? https://www.reddit.com/r/LearnJapanese/comments/19bitqy/2024_updated_free_tadoku_graded_reader_pdfs_2681/

[bongta !!IRE3KTJADN0 No.]

>>46316679
theres pixiv nsfws of her although not very many

[Anonymous No.]

he's right, in english everything is a word, but in japanese you have particles such as は and those clearly aren't words. it violates our understanding of what words are because everything should be a word but yet japanese has things that arent words, so japanese probably doesnt have words but something else. utterances maybe

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>46316704
don't make me post the screencap again

[Anonymous No.]

>>46316713
this ad is so onions lmao

[Anonymous No.]

what is she reading

[Anonymous No.]

had a meeting at work today and this arab guy left the meeting early, he said hes hungry because of ramadan

[Anonymous No.]

>>46316741
what a bitch holy shit, going like 16 hours without eating is not difficult at all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46316642
Chobits

[Anonymous No.]

not a good thread for the jman
dno if he can recover from this assbeating

[Anonymous No.]

>>46316704
pretty sure english has particles too

[Anonymous No.]

>>46316704
>japanese has dependent words that can't exist on their own and don't have meaning in isolation
>this class of suffix words somehow means the language has no words at all
it is unfathomable to me how someone ends up like this

[Anonymous No.]

>>46316741
>>46316774
they also cant drink anything iirc

[Anonymous No.]

>>46316815
what is a word?

[Anonymous No.]

japanese doesnt have pronunciation

[Anonymous No.]

japanese?

[Anonymous No.]

new theory just dropped
you don't have any japanese

[Anonymous No.]

>>46316795
hes too scared

[Anonymous No.]

>>46316741
based, fasting is the natural and evolved state of humans.

[Anonymous No.]

https://vocaroo.com/1cxZXRgIZNwP

he's saying 常套手段 right? it sounds like *しょ*うとうしゅだん no matter how many times i listen to it

[bongta !!IRE3KTJADN0 No.]

>>46316857
sounds like joutousyudan to me

[Anonymous No.]

don't see any days marked for abstaining from being a fag though
i can get behind that

[Anonymous No.]

its the middle east so not being a fag is by default

[Anonymous No.]

>>46316857
dunno what i would have heard it as if i didnt read your post first, but sounds like 常套手段

[Anonymous No.]

https://vocaroo.com/15HnaN4SbaiI

[Anonymous No.]

wasted an hour of time i could've used for japanese by instead downloading a bunch of obscure shit off of archive.org

[Anonymous No.]

the thought of doing anki every day for the rest of my life makes me uhhh wanna die
even if at a certain point reviews will be like 5 minutes a day it's like damn I don't wanna

[Anonymous No.]

>>46316923
once you slow down you can just do it once or twice a week

[Anonymous No.]

>>46316923
do you only have 2 years left to live or what?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>46316939
i look like that

[Anonymous No.]

>>46316950
the bear?

[bongta !!IRE3KTJADN0 No.]

5 mins every day is 30 hours of your life per year dunno couldnt be me thats 30 hours i could have spent writing inane shit on djt or wanking to doujins

[Anonymous No.]

spend 30 hours on the treadmill you fatass

[Anonymous No.]

you can do anki on the treadmil

[Anonymous No.]

>>46316954
um. yeah

[Anonymous No.]

>treadmill
just go outside lol

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

i officially crippled myself
i am trying to learn a little russian on the side but i keep pronouncing the russian r like a japanese r.

[bongta !!IRE3KTJADN0 No.]

>>46316972
i go for a light jog or do stretches and calisthenics every day am certainly not ripped but am very healthy and in the lowish body fat % area

[Anonymous No.]

i walk

[Anonymous No.]

>>46316999
jp+ru is the most powerful language learning combo. I wanna start too but I'm waiting until I'm at least n1.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46317028
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AkFqg5wAuFk

[Anonymous No.]

blaze it

[bongta !!IRE3KTJADN0 No.]

>>46317057
pretty sure thats because there were 2 place names one called 大川 and one called 麻衣 or something and they got combined sinrankedo

[Anonymous No.]

>>46317041
you want to wait until youre a beginner?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>46317102
those are some pitiful asses

[Anonymous No.]

true true we gotta get your mama in there

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

You guys will never be as good as James Rolfe
https://youtu.be/A7NUNVgeOJw?t=71

[Anonymous No.]

im sick and tired of seeing youtube videos where someone talks about their opinion on learning japanese
shut up nobody cares urgh!!!!!

[Anonymous No.]

rowmayjee

[Anonymous No.]

i care

[bongta !!IRE3KTJADN0 No.]

thoughts on the hikkosisakis?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46317168
that's amazing
thanks for posting

[Anonymous No.]

uk deciding the drop location of the next fat man

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>>46317200
top red circle because there's green nearby

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殉じる

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sexy twins penetrated by アラブs

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>>46317227
yeah thats my favourite one too, its also a little bit more expensive than the rest apart from the ones in 西宮 and 梅田 (the most south red one) but i think the standard of living of being near the mountains is a good trade off

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is the monolingual transition an actual thing? i feel like it makes sense since you're getting the "actual" japanese definition, but it's also a little silly having a sentence long japanese definition when the word could just be the equivalent of "admission" in english

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>>46317273
its one of those things that you have to find out yourself by becoming fluent ;)

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>>46317273
It's not an actual thing. Monolingual dictionaries are useful, but they're not a substitute for bilingual dictionaries.

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yooo

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>>46317333
thats the real miko btw

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bros quiz has been gone for 3 weeks...

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池袋 seems nice

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>>46317338
dios mio...

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went to a cafe with a jap girl today
she said she didn't like paris because she was scared of the 黒人s lol

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europe or america

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>>46317346
i hope he'll stay gone for the next 3 decades

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djt btfo

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>>46317358
why?

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>>46317353
黒人 in europe are fairly harmless, im more scared of the ジハード人

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>>46317371
ss ranker post!

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>>46317371
but i _do_ wear the same thing every day
i have about 15 of the same shirt and 5 of the same pants, though one of the shirts and 1 of the pants is a different colour i guess

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chud moment

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https://www.youtube.com/shorts/91hP_EzEQtg

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>>46317168
>row-may-jeez

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same i wear the same outfit everyday
once u do it u understand why zuck does the same

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>>46317414
sss ranker post!

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https://www.youtube.com/shorts/LFcMb7INcCk

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>>46317371
>yeah but like... fashion, you know?

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lmao

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bruh

[bongta !!IRE3KTJADN0 No.]

lmfao

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>>46317353
I was in southern france and all the niggas were hanging out at the exit of the station, it felt like they were just waiting to take advantage of you. Its a distinctly different experience to canada where they have niggas but they dont do that shit

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i really like anki because it makes me feel like a video game character slowly leveling up

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anki really is for manchildren

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anki makes u lose xp tho

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https://img-9gag-fun.9cache.com/photo/ap9e80B_460svvp9.webm

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>>46317593
ooo!!! wao...

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wouldn't work in japan no matter how much he begs

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U4JJekozsYg

Матрёшка

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>people unironically spend time on vslop

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>>46317626
so what eroge are you jacking off to right now? lets hear it.

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hate when the vinnie doesnt replay the op when you start it up

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hate vns

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>>46317626
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PFH1LbT0XDs

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vocaroo.com

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its over for the word fapping. people say gooning now..

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>>46317630
i only play sfw vinnies

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>>46317642
i mean at this point watch whores on chaturbate/twitch or something. soulless 3d models look very off

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>>46317663
>watch whores on chaturbate/twitch or something
i do that

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>>46317663
have you seen the actual state of modern day women?
3d models are much better

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>>46317667
better "women" (aka women behaving like incel otakus) but those ps2 3d models are awful to looks at, especially in motion. if at least we had a sakuga AI that converted her into kino 2d then it might be worth it.

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>>46317671
stop being such a hateful incel

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0nimLd9pzBQ
プナイ

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WFJy5CdGUy0

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nigger

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dont sign ur posts

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acquired わかめ酒

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>>46317727
for me its https://files.catbox.moe/wwxbjt.mp4

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>>46317779
https://streamable.com/y67wrx

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This Matt guy seems to be living his best life in japan and anons here seem awfully jealous

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>>46317818
true

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new malicious
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>>46317650
this nigger seriously just vocaroo challenged me cuz i said i hate vns

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couldnt be friends with someone who likes vns

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queef and i couldve been friends if he was 130+

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>>46317881
this guy dyed his hair blonde but left his beard and eyebrows dark

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shits dead

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only if your zoomer ass knew how everybody and their moms were dying their hair blond in the 90s

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>>46317977
that pic was taken in the 90s?

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nah but seeing black roots, eyebrows and beards on seemingly blond ppl was normal

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feels good not having that issue

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>>46317371
good pointo

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>>46316857
ゾウトウチュダン

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>>46314402