/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

How would internet access affect the 2hus?
Which ones would spout memes and shitpost?

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>>46303983
>How would internet access affect the 2hus?
>Which ones would spout memes and shitpost?
fairies
I don't know how but I can only imagine the devastation they would bring

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>>46303983
They kinda have internet with that zashiki-warashi backdoor magic closed network monitor spying thing.
Reimu allows them to spy on the villagers apparently.

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>>46304025
The fairies wouldn't have the attention span or literacy to be much of a nuisance. They'd do like one drive-by borderline incoherent fairypost then want to go out to play.

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>>46304055
true
but when you have hundreds if not thousands of fairies doing the same thing it would add up

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>>46303983
It would turn them into cancerous, annoying shits glued to their normiephones. We know because Sumireko is exactly that.

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>>46304058
Do you think fairies would be capable of solving captcha?

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>>46304342
of course
if your average anon can solve captcha so can fairies

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>>46304443
Nah, half of them would be too retarded for that. And a large chunk of the population would give up after the first failed attempt too.

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>>46303983
reimu:
probably /po/
marisa:
Would definitely browse /k/, /an/, and /t/, maybe /sci/.
alice:
/toy/, /n/, /ck/. She seems like she would spend a lot of time looking at cute animals on /an/. Probably a lot of /r9k/.
flandre:
/b/, /bant/, /toy/, /s4s/ and /pol/
patchouli:
would get into heated flame wars on /lit/.
yukari:
/s/, /e/

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>>46303983
Imagine you browsing some alternate world's image board that has a board dedicated to you and your friends, full of schizophrenic bamblings about how much they want to fuck you and full of fetish art of you.

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>>46304054
all the privacy violation of the internet, without any of its benefits... okina-sama i kneel...

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>>46303983
I am fairly certain the average poster on [s4s] is a fairy

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>>46303983
I can easily picture Akyuu being the kind to be constantly arguing on the chans, feeling proud each time she wins an internet argument

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>>46304054
>Reimu allows them
I don’t think anything that humans do in the village falls under her jurisdiction, unless it has anything to do with youkais

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Imagine what the Lunarians would post on /pol/.

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>>46304720
>ywn suck on anon's big toe
i don't think i can keep going, sisters...

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>>46304720
You don't have to imagine, just become a micro e-celeb for 1-2 years

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>>46304470
But fairies are smart enough to be rapists, anons are too dumb to be rapists
I think this answers everything for real

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>>46307651
/pol/? No, the Lunarian's would constantly raid /out/.

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>>46309916
who the fuck are you quoting

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>>46311866
best not tell you

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>>46309916
how sad

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>>46304055
>one drive-by borderline incoherent fairypost
Anyone want to take a stab at it?

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>>46305198
we are all cirnos on [s4s] :^)
<3 u girlfren

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>>46304699
>reimu:
>probably /po/
/biz/ as well

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>>46313012
OK I BOUGHT A STIDPU CHAN PASS BECAUSE STUPSUD CAPTA IS HARD TO SOLVE BUT WHAT IS THIS GAY SITE xdddd look daichan I’m trolling them

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>>46313621

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>>46313614
>reimu finally gets steady donations
>learns about bitcoin
>number go up = more money
>puts all donations into bitcoin at the peak
>ghost bogdanoffs dump it
>reimu back to square one

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>>46303983
>>46304054
Wouldn't this prove Flan right?
Except instead of the CIA it is zashiki-warashi working under Okina?

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>>46304699
Why does Flan have to be such an annoying edgelord?
I love Flan...

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>>46315778
I want to bring snacks and a piss bottle to Flandre as she spends the rest of the day with her ass on the chair!

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>>46315918
my face named chair

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>>46315918
Don't drink the bottle after she's used it anon.
I know that's your plan and it's not worth it, you're gonna realise how disgusting it is after you're done and regret every event in your life that led you down that path.
Stay strong!

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>>46303983
Kosuzu: /lit/
Reisen: /k/
Aya: /news/

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>>46313182
Love you too [s4s]

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>>46304720
the komeijis seeing my posts about how much I want to adopt and raise them... i wonder if they would be fine with such sentiments.

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>>46304699
Alice is a well known /ck/ poster

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>>46325923
wtf?? i love /ck/ now!

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>>46325923
I miss the schizoid alice poster (there are at least 9 of them)

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>>46304025
Fairies would definitely use the skibidi ohio speak because (you)r reaction is hilarious and think it's fun when (you), chase them.

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>>46304720
I'd be flattered ngl

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Shitposting on all the boards.

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>>46303983
It might be the best thing that's ever happened to her or it might just ruin her life as she quickly becomes the most prolific shitstirrer in the world

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>>46324841
Satorin would be amused that you'd be so presumptuous given how young you are, maybe she'd invite you over on a whim to read your true intentions.
Koishi would be a bit hesitant, but i'd imagine she'd break resistance much faster

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a great deal of them would watch porn. Its inevitable.

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>>46332045
>press left shoulder to zoom

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>>46335983
masturbation in Gensokyo increasing 1000%

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>>46304025
If even a small minority actually get addicted to the internet that could lead to some truly bad shit occurring.

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>>46304699
Where would Yuugi and Ran browse?

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>>46304720
I don’t have any friends. I’d be kinda happy though that I’m found attractive

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>>46338578
Ran: /ck/, /an/, /po/, and /jp/ to watch trains
Yuugi: maybe /fit/ and /xs/? I don't think she would be the type to care for 4chan

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It would probably mean the inevitable plan of webcams being opened up for humans to view their favorite 2hu
Yukari cam stream would make me cum buckets

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>>46340242
Koishi streams would be fun and schizo, just hours of harassing her sister and her pets, doing lots of stupid internet challenges, and wandering around being a public menace

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>>46325923
Is she the same poster that was on /b/ once?

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Which 2hu would browse /v/?

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>>46344461
Meira ballz

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>>46304699
>Flan
>/pol/
Seems right. I can see Momiji posting on /pol/ as well, complaining about (((crow tengus)))

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>>46344461
sumireko

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>>46340468
Would you be able to remember koishi if you viewed her through something like a computer?

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>>46340576
I can see the "activate windows" watermark

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>>46340242
I would kill to see Yukari do a crotcheting stream and accidentally show us cleavage without seeing any issue about it for years, until a viewer informs her we could see it the whole time and she gets super self-conscious about it.
God.

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>>46340242
I can't wait to see them in hd

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>>46347839
I think you would remember her as long as you never see her in person, like in a photo or a video, but even if that wasn't the case you would still remember the things that happened during the video. If you can remember watching Satori get pranked but can't remember who pranked her, you could safely assume it was Koishi.

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>>46348473
And then the next two hours are her sobbing in her chair as the chat pisses itself at the realization that she wasn't doing it intentionally and she's just that dumb

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>>46338210
>we are un owen

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>>46345195
Hmnn flan really knows how to shaker her hips

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>>46360621
That's how hips normally move, just look at your hips when you're walking in front of a mirror and you will see your hips move like that automatically, unless you're really fat or something.

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I could see Aya posting on /pol/ just to spread her bullshit stories

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>>46363098
Aya would never make up bullshit just to be the centre of attention in a flame war.
She would never.

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>>46361842
No, shes strutting which means vampire breeding time

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>>46303983
>Which ones would spout memes and shitpost?

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>>46363098
>>46363128
Aya would probably just be the shill/crow tengu internet defense force.