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46302928 No.46302928 [Reply] [Original]

what would you do if you find a shanghai doll at your door?

>> No.46302931

>>46302928
Throw it away.

>> No.46302952

>>46302928
1. Pick up
2. Squeeze

>> No.46302998
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46302998

>>46302928

>> No.46303055

>>46302928
Burn it, last time I checked doll ain't moving by itself

>> No.46303216

Bring her to Medicine.

>> No.46304668

>>46302928

CLACK CLACK CLACK CLACK CLACK CLACK CLACK CLACK CLACK CLACK CLACK CLACK CLACK CLACK CLACK CLACK CLACK CLACK CLACK CLACK CLACK CLACK CLACK CLACK CLACK CLACK CLACK CLACK CLACK CLACK CLACK CLACK CLACK CLACK (CAN'T) GET PREGNANT (CAN'T) GET PREGNANT (CAN'T) GET PREGNANT (CAN'T) GET PREGNANT (CAN'T) GET PREGNAAAAAANT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>> No.46304677

>>46302928
I am a hourai doll.

>> No.46304722

>>46304677
You're cute

>> No.46307303
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>>46304668

>> No.46307408

>>46302928
Keep it. I always wanted to own a haunted doll.

>> No.46307441

Immediately run back to my house as Alice must be breaking into my house to steal something

>> No.46307656
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>>46302928
Bring her back to Alice so i have an excuse to spend some time with her

>> No.46308157

>>46303055
you know Alice stuff those things with gunpowder right?

>> No.46308200
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>>46304668
I believe miracles can come true

>> No.46308271

>>46302928
run
those things are dangerous

>> No.46308383

>>46302928
Use as an onahole.
Visit Alice the next day and tell her how good it felt.

>> No.46308414

>>46308383
alice can probably use some weird magic to feel the same sensations as her dolls
enjoy the doll weirdo giving you a detailed breakdown on how your bepis felt in return

>> No.46308449
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>>46308414
Oh of course she does.
She's the main retailer for love dolls for a reason you know, since it's not like she gets any dick herself.

>> No.46308530

>>46308449
Why do you always have to bring other dicks into a fantasy, anon? She's supposed to only do this with you.

>> No.46308641

*kick*

>> No.46308696
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46308696

Finding yourself suddenly in a strange land of fantasy!
Miraculously surviving an encounter with a small blonde youkai girl!
Asking fairies for help but just getting laughed at!
Desperately trying to find a safe haven but it's getting dark!
But wait, you found a kind magicians home, and she lets you stay the night!
You're saved!
Waking up tied to a chair after foolishly accepting a drink from her!
Sitting in place while strange dolls take measurements and bring them to the magician!
She doesn't even acknowledge your questions as she works on a lifesized doll replica of you!
Wow, it's pretty good!
Wait, even your cock is perfectly sculpted to represent the real thing!
Wow, that's pretty weird!
Getting kicked out after she has no more use for you!
Begging for help but just getting vague directions in the form of her pointing in the general direction of a settlement!
Not lasting 5 minutes before the youkai you survived earlier finds you again and starts gnawing on your neck!
At least your memory will live on in the form of a weirdo's sex doll!

>> No.46308741

>>46304668
good post

>> No.46308744
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46308744

>>46302928
https://files.catbox.moe/ffo7om.png
https://files.catbox.moe/kdxs6c.png

>> No.46308890

>>46308414
That's kinda weird. I think Alice and I will get along nicely.

>> No.46309697
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46309697

would you?

>> No.46309721

>>46309697
yes

>> No.46309777

>>46309697
yes

>> No.46309823

>>46309697
yes

>> No.46310011
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>>46302928
Make toy weapons and armor for her, have her lead me to Alice so we can have Busou Shinki/Frame Arms Girls style battles

>> No.46311801
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oh no she "lost" her clothes!

>> No.46316734

shanghai...
sexy...

>> No.46316785
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46316785

Will you join Shanghai's party? They're going on adventures and do quests for people. Don't mind the healer, she's a little strange.

>> No.46322461
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>>46302928
Shanghai is for love. Better keep her, so she doesn't have to go back to that creep Alice.

>> No.46322490
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46322490

hold gently

>> No.46323092

>>46309697
yes
Also, can you please post the title? I couldn't find it though any of the usual means.

>> No.46323134

>>46323092
https://mangadex.org/title/7bd72dbe-5bfe-4d5a-a7a4-c8ca995c34b4/touhou-shanghai-love-doll
not uploaded anywhere else AFAIK

>> No.46323188
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>>46323134
Thanks a lot

>> No.46325064

>>46323134
10/10

>> No.46328988

>>46309697
cut off the tumors?anytime

>> No.46329014

>>46302928
Wonder what exactly Alice is up too

>> No.46329059

>>46302998
came to post this

>> No.46339762
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>>46329014
Alice is dead

>> No.46339818
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>>46323134
this one
give me this one
I want this one

>> No.46339978

>>46339762
Oh no.
Anyway, I'll swing by her house and take her onaho- I mean, dolls.

>> No.46340170

>>46304668
What would doll pussy feel like? Would it feel woody or slimy.

>> No.46348295

>>46340170
Quite tight and cold, I'd guess. Carry her around in your pants to pre-heat. And use lots of lube.

>> No.46348439

>>46339818
Me too! I want to be ruined by this doll!

>> No.46355275

>>46302928
test its abilities

>> No.46363219

shanghai threads are so much more fun than alice threads. why can't we just keep these instead.
alice can sit in a corner and watch.

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>> No.46366491
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>> No.46378808
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>>46363219
That's because Alice is a boring nerd. Her dolls have more personality than she does.

>> No.46385767
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46385767

three dolls for three times the fun

>> No.46385790

>>46385767
meant 5 but you get tha8e point

>> No.46386476

>>46378808
do they have personalities in canon?
i mean Alice controls them all
>"It seems convenient at first, but the dolls are not moving by themselves, so she always has her hands full concentrating. "
and Akyuu says they are just normal dolls so they are inanimate objects

>> No.46387223
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46387223

I like Goliat doll!
She's sooo pretty!

>> No.46388155

>>46387223
all the dolls are the best put them to the test

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>>46302928
>pick up Shanghai
>forcefully plant her into the ground like a stake
>watch her struggle to free herself in amusement

pic 50% related

>> No.46390282

>>46386476
>Akyuu says they are just normal dolls so they are inanimate objects
But Alice talked to her dolls in the fairy manga when she was completely alone with them...

>> No.46390327

>>46390282
... Yeah.
A-alice isn't such a weirdo that she'd talk to inanimate objects,, right?
C-cmon guys, you have enough faith in her for at least that, right?
Ha ha...

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