Monster Girl Thread

[Anonymous No.]

Hug from Slug!

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[Anonymous No.]

Cute slug would hug/10.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>46272127
That's actually a smart move, you will lose your job when mamonos take over your town but no one will bother you. You did your job so you won't be punished but you have also condemned your soul to solitude. That's the perfect misery fag fantasy, the only problem is that executioner is a family job and a really closed one.

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>>46272243
Batcat are too mean, even the Eros one. I never saw an gentle batcat, never ever

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I will politely inform the random Succubus that I've come across that I cannot marry her as I am a serf beholden to my local lord and he has not released from service as his retainer, and so long as I am in his feudal service I am forbidden from owning land or entering matrimony until I have served long enough to pay off my debt of years owed, and if I defy his tenets then I shall be made a eunuch by the Order's torturers. She will simply have to abide and carry on about her day and go marry someone else, I must serve me lord as I swore an oath to. Tis' the way of feudalism.

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>>46272252
i think an ex-executioner would eventually run into an ancient monster who's got an equal amount of "regrettable, but once thought necessary" blood on her hands
probably a dullahan, for the irony

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>>46272283
Are you from the US? Classical European feudal regime from the middle age don't work like that, at all. I know that you represent this era in really bad light (we also do that thanks to those enlightened faggots from the Renaissance)
>>46272291
Shhhh don't tell him how his miseryfag story end

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>>46272304
Shhh shhh shhh don't point out I'm wrong, succubusses don't know the difference so they'd fall for the feudalism excuse easily. Don't rat me out like that.

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Snugglejubs will swarm this thread

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>>46272234
how much do i have to feed the small slug lady before i can hug her back properly?

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>>46272234
All bugs are bad! They bombed Buenos Aires, the only good bug is a dead bug! I say kill 'em all!!!

[Anonymous No.]

I desire to racemix with delicious brown/non-white girls. Are the desert queens a good start?

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>>46272504
Yes.

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you know what would be cool
Office lady malef dragon

[Anonymous No.]

Don't let dragons near anything ASOIAF related especially not if they are your siblings.

[Anonymous No.]

What are the malls in MGC like?

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>>46272504
When you stop being a pest and stop posting off-topic images.
Which is never.

[Anonymous No.]

Nyankuza contacted me for a job, I need to move around VIPs with pic related as my colleague. The pay is good, I get a gun and drive nice cars, my colleague looks silly but it's not big issue. What's the catch?

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>>46272642
Marriage and children.

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>>46272633
At least one is directly controlled by Momonika's Sabbath.

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>>46272653
It's so over. Never began.

[Anonymous No.]

>run away from lim
>smack facefirst into her sisters breasts right behind you
Shoulda steered clear of lim city, fuck

[Anonymous No.]

Lilims are fun

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How do I make myself more appealing to harpies so they’ll swoop down and get me?

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>>46272704
Cute Lilims. Love them.

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>ochimusha samurai from the east challenges me, a western knight, to a duel
>literally breaks her katana on the first swing and immediately admits defeat and goes on a spiel about how such a humiliating loss has lost her the right to be a samurai as well and she must become my retainer now blah blah blah
>offers to become my guide on a trip to zipangu where there are many exploits a knight such as myself might seek
>decide to take her up on the offer
>a few days into my trip to zipangu
>all I'm doing is bathing in this warm pool they call an "onsen" and drinking this nasty juice made from something called "rice"
>and also having tons of sex with the Ochimusha but not of my own volition, she keeps following me into bed and pushing me down and going on about how she's honor bound to "serve me for enduring such a life shattering defeat"
>start to realize, as she cuddles up to me in the warm pool, that she might have planned to lose all along
>just to snag me as a husband
Fellow burghers and gentry, I have been right duped and vexed....

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>>46272759
What the east doesn't have over the west in quality of arms and warfare, they make up for in cunning and roguery. Tis' common for proud knights to be made into mere armored househusbands by tricky easterners. I would know, I used to be a gallant myself and now I'm the dedicated bed warmer for a fox of many tails and large land tracts.

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>>46272759
Tip to avoid this: declare you’ll only marry and lay with a monster who can defeat you in battle

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>>46272234
I can't resist that

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I, the evil wizard, have taken a bunch of my fellow humans from a random village hostage on the top floor of my evil wizard tower nestled on the misty hill. I have cast a spell trapping their necks with magical collars. If any Monster dares try even approach my tower, let alone think to rape and "correct" me, then I shall have the collars explode, blowing the hostages heads off! Do not trifle with me, Monsters, I mean business. I'll fucking kill them, mess with me and find out. You'll be sorry, you whores.

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Hags are scary

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>>46272995
They're more scared of you than you are of them.

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>>46272988
>gets sniped through a window by miss cupid and dogpilled by houris before even being able to react

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>>46273032
This is a lie

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>Ask out an elf
>She calls me a mayfly
Why are elves so rude? She could’ve just said “No”

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>>46273102
She didn't say no because she didn't mean no, Lumberfoot

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>>46273106
Not him, but tsunderes can go fuck themselves. Girls that speak their mind honestly are much more attractive, like P'orcs.

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>>46273114
Not if I fuck her first!

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>>46273114
Literally this. Tsunderes can go eat a bullet.

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This is why you want monsters so desperate they grab you and never let go

[Anonymous No.]

Why spend money on drugs when you can have a romantic relationship with a matango?

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>>46273151
Anon, tsunderes are great--they're weird, yeah, but they give you a blueprint for making them love you nonetheless. Remember The Princess Bride? Buttercup's a tsundere. Of course, that movie's narrated by Columbo, so of course he figures it out immediately and explains it to the audience.

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>>46273181
>Anon, tsunderes are great
Stopped reading there.

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>>46273155
That sounds like the end result of a childhood bully who you found out fell on really hard times and is shocked you decided to give her a helping hand and a second chance at life.

Poor girl might worry you are just waiting for the chance to bamboozle her and it's all an act (it's not, hopefully), but she can't bring herself to say anything because she doesn't want to offend you and set herself back to square one.

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I wanna get a vampire addicted to my blood and then lock myself up in my house and not invite her in.
How long before she breaks and just admits she likes me?

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Tsundere, huh? For me, it's Sends Mixed Messages.

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I want dragons to take over my country.

[Anonymous No.]

I will never lose to hebi! She's weird and doesn't like when you go grocery shopping or get haircuts!

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I'm just gonna start ordering my groceries online
Shopping trips in hagville are simply too dangerous

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>>46272649
How? Nothing in the contract talk about that. I'm full of sake and happy, signing was the right choice. Can you pet the nyankuza?

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>>46273345
Your neighbors will see what you get delivered, they will worry if you're eating properly with those kinds of ingredients you're nothing but skin and bones

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>>46273389
I can't afford any better

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>>46273400
This will end in home cooked meals

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I will just go out to the boardwalk at night and sit on one of the benches and listen to the water go by while smoking a cigarette and being depressed like I always am. Nobody will be out at night and there of all places so I won't get bothered.

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>>46272234
Liars! You said the day of the portals was going to be peaceful!!!

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>>46273502
Did you really expect that I wouldn't fight against my biggest dream? Lol, lmao even

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LEAVE THE YOUNG BOYS ALONE!!!

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>>46273523
I only see two women here

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>>46273415
I'm gonna slurp my noodles while making direct eye contact

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>>46273523
But they need protection.

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>sadge whimpering

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scared of eros desu, she can just easily upend my whole 10 year financial plan with a surprise marriage and ruin my large scale life plans

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>>46273572
Nothing to be sad about, I don't see any mr73
>>46273583
You can generate infinite amount of energy via sexo and sell it

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>>46273594
But... Gold Plated Desert Eagle!

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>>46273608
Is a shit weapon that dissemble itself in your hands. You don't even use all the power of the cartridge, only a hellhound would like this piece of crap.

[Anonymous No.]

Thicc goth vampire gf

[Anonymous No.]

Onee-chan

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[Anonymous No.]

>>46261761
>>46261775
>>46261765
400 years of accumulated lust. 400 years of jealousy and self-hatred. 400 years of her maternal fantasies twisting her mind and eroding her sanity. There will be no semblance of human decency in the hag’s actions. She will be like a starving beast given a slab of meat. However you imagined your first night as a married man would play out, sober yourself. You will not be making love, she will be breeding you. She will impale her overripe body against your mortal shell for the sole purpose of reproduction. You will be forced to surrender your fate to a hurricane of passion and primal instincts. Your conscious will fade, days will pass, only by the power of the hag’s twisted magic will you maintain vitality and any hope of survival. Only after every corner of your body is violated in a hundred different ways will her grip on your soul slacken. If her lust can be momentarily sated, you will emerge a changed man. God give mercy to you poor souls that have been tempted by the allure of hags, for she will give you none.

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>>46273773
Worth

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>>46273773
I dunno, I think several weeks of sanity-shattering hag breeding sounds like a nice break from the daily grind.

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>>46273502
Unfortunately most of humanity is still brainwashed to fight against it's own interests. A new world order under the demon lord is the only way forward where the common man benefits.

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>>46273773
400 is on the younger side

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>>46273904
Good end.

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You know maybe these monsters wouldn't be single for so long if they learned how to talk to a guy instead of awkwardly blurting out whatever pickup line they got off the internet

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[Anonymous No.]

>>46273890
I BELIEVE IN BROWN FOX SUPREMACY

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>>46273975
the msgk strategy seems to have a good hunting success percentage

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>>46274043
And she smol.
Whats her point?

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>>46274081
the rough idea is that you mating press her repeatedly

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>>46272234

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>>46274092
Truly devious.
That kot is asking or a litter.

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>>46261761
>>46273773
I will not allow the hag’s depravity to rub off on my young fox wife. I will endure any hag debauchery.

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>>46274100
>yfw it's the year 5217 and you see the snail slowly approaching

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If a hag ever tries to approach me I'm just gonna tell her straight, I'm not interested. I'm only gonna date monsters around my age, because I want a girl who's young in her 20s like me and not centuries old! I want a good housewife, not an overbearing, nagging mother!

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>>46274197
Hags make for the best housewives you could ask for. You will get sweaternapped and learn to like it.

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>>46272563

[Anonymous No.]

Beware the badlands.
There lurk manticores, roving bands of orcs, and other terrors.
Whatever wealth lay within the ruins is not worth it.

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>>46274300
Small, smug boss.
I bet she still uses traditional POTS lines.

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>>46273904
female villians, not even once

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>>46274300
And I am right, It is cool

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>>46274316
Your right.
You need at least two or three.

[Anonymous No.]

Gonna shove a modern salamander into her moms old armor and tease her about the lack of muscle

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>>46274300
Damn bratty dragon, shouldn't look this good in an office lady outfit.

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>>46273773
You're just exaggerating. Right?

[Anonymous No.]

Nutted to slimegirls again...

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>>46273890
Oh no, they're finally discovering gyaru.

>>46274434
It depends. Pick an Eros hag and you probably would at least get an experience similar to what you imagined for your first time. For weeks on end.

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But would you a gamer dragon?

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There is no way a horse could rape me. She wouldn't be able to see right to do it, she couldn't hold me down from behind, I could just slip out from her easily and start running again, forcing her to chase me down yet again. Horses just don't have the legs needed to rape right.

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>>46274457
If she takes a shower and can handle the bants on her choice of computer parts

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There was an artist who took a suggestion for a
Cait Sith drawing but I don't think they ever did it.

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>>46274300
Mere mail room mammal needs correction for not giving her the post on time.

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>>46274494
Words of a man pinned against a wall by 500 pounds of horse ass.

[Anonymous No.]

Anon smells like succubus cum!

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>>46274659
It's my new cologne, you like?

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>>46274659
>>46274665
succubus pussy juice is meant to be applied directly to your face with strings of it dripping down for you to slurp up like this
https://video-cdn3.gelbooru.com/images/36/c9/36c9ba3ccfb649e73100f91761414165.webm

[Anonymous No.]

Dorome love

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>>46273949
He seems embarrassed

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>>46273523
dressed like *that*? he was asking for it

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>>46274957
If by "it" you mean a good alping, then yes.

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Punishment for property damage caused by brawl.

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>>46275028
jealous the femboy gets more pussy than you?

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>>46273773
>400
Try 1000 with raging mushrooms and a life threatening amount of fertility meds mixed into her food and we got a deal

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>>46275095
Honestly? Yes. I guess I'll have to play my ugly bastard card and find a monster willing to do some impromptu rape role play with me.

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>>46275107
>>46275095
No need to compare this fantasy world to disgusting 3D irl
All of us will find salvation getting raped in monstergirl paradise regardless of our body type inshallah

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>>46273905

[Anonymous No.]

which mamonos have the longest gooning sessions

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>>46275145
Snakes, the undead are also pretty long winded

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>>46275127
Hey, I said role play for a reason. Any monster that gets "raped" let it happen, just like the slave rings. It could be fun.

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>>46275145
sealed foxes that are trapped in their sealed gooncaves for thousand of years

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>coomerhags
Jesus christ how horrifying

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>>46275207
Imagine.

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>>46275261
Think of all the drenched tops in the laundy basket...

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>>46275265
Poor kiki having to do the mansion laundry.

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>>46275163
No, they don't. Humans are fully capable of enslaving monster girls.

[Anonymous No.]

Looks like your peaceful walk through the woods is at an end. You have been ambushed by a trio of highwaymon, and they have tied you up to a fence post. Roll for species:
https://kikasuru.github.io/mge-slotmachine/
You can go along with their demands, or if you struggle hard enough you might just buy enough time to be saved by a party of three monster adventurers. If you chose to struggle, roll again for your saviors. But be warned, it is unlikely any more help is coming, and those adventurers will be eager to receive payment for services rendered.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>46275312
This

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>>46275314
The highwaymon three are
>Witch
>Karakasa-Obake (the Umbrella Girl)
>Greenworm
They're clearly just kids playing around

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>>46275312
>>46275327
Anons like this are very cute. So sensitive.

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>>46275355
Play along and give them some chocolate coins

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>>46274457
Source? That's a funny drawing

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>>46275314
>Arch-Imp
>Giant Slug
>Jinko
This is awkward cause I want to be taken by the Jinko, but only by her. This may be a problem if she had to make a deal with her comrades.

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>>46275312
Based, don't listen to those faggots

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>>46275327
>Doppelganger
>Houri
>Lesser Succubus
Something tells me that lesser succubus isn't gonna be lesser for long.

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>>46275314
I cannot believe it.
DESTINY and FATE has spoken once more in this SOULMATE roller.
>"Your milkies or your life!"
They made me take off my own pants then called me a cat slut for doing it.

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>>46275314
>succ
>kiki
>whitehorn
I've been accosted during my mail delivery in the northern tundra by a rogue monstrous maid trio looking for a master for their grand yet subtly terrifying mansion. Their offer is kind but the MCPS is going to get very cross if these packages get lost in transit. Time sensitive wintertown cookies and all that.
>hakutaku
>mindflayer
>elf
Very bold for the postmaster herself, lead tracker, and mail organizer (there's so much to the point you have to be eldritch to stay sane) to retrieve me. Can they survive this mansion converted into saw/home alone trap house by rogue maids?

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>>46272234

[Anonymous No.]

I don't wanna work. I just wanna keep writing.

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>>46275314
>Thunderbird
>Tsurara-onna
>Living armor
Yeah, I'm gonna need some rescue...
>Kitsune-tsuki
>Gandharva
>Shirohebi
Bit of a mixed bag. I'm not at all enthused by the hebi, I'm neutral on the pretend fox, but Gandharva is best birb. Still, what's a gentleman in distress to do?

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>>46272234

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>>46274025
>BROWN
It passes as a hellhound

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>>46275503
Excuse me ma'am you are blocking the instant ramen

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>>46275314
Is that... Is that a femdom scenario. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH niggerwoman please help me, I'm going mad. I can't handle such forsaken scripture in my thread. Please help me and stop smiling stupid cat.

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>>46275314
>Humpty
>Chochin-Obake
>Beelzebub
Hell to the fuck no is this happening.

>Ochimusha
>Lim
>Vampire
Perfection. Can't wait to be left limp and exhausted beneath them, covered with lipstick and bite marks.

[Anonymous No.]

>"come over here and kiss me on my hot mouth"

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>>46275548
Which one?

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>>46275548
BEGONE, FOUL DEMON

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>>46275528
that's a good trade, although I would take the robber fly

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>>46275548
Great, now I've got dog slobber all over my face and a hound that won't leave me alone! How am I supposed to get anything done with a large hellhound using me as their titrest and trying to pull down my pants?

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>>46275503
I absolutely deserve to get hagged without mercy

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>>46275548
>autistic anon wasting life on his maledom shitcord server or some other trash
>"oui oui, le femdom bad hon hon"
>"I'd rather kill myself than submit to le femdom monster"
>suddenly entire room hears his wife come in and speak in raspy voice
>"honey I'm going to need you to end your call and kiss me on my hot mouth, because I'm feeling ROMANTIC"
>after streaming his spousal rape for 30 minutes on open mic, anon also learns to use push to talk

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>>46275503
You know, I was considering going back to actually finish that huge Lim story I had planned out, and kept failing to get to a satisfactory level, after I finished this Alp story but now I'm thinking maybe a Hag story would be fun.

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>>46275621
>Hag
>Alp
>Lilim
those are not mutually exclusive, just make the lim both a hag and Alp

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Remember: Always struggle against hellhounds. It helps keep their skills sharp and provides much needed enrichment after marriage that they arent able to obtain much anymore as the hunting phase is over.

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>>46275521
>monsters always win and then sex
It's tiring and played out.

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>>46275631
A Lim can't be an Alp because it requires the ML to give birth to a son.

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>>46275653
Shut up nerd, Alplim lives in my heart

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>>46275548
If I don't immediately start coughing up sand after then I won't do it.

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>ywn be driven bankrupt by an oni wife that is constantly in debt because she can't stop drinking her money away but manages to get away with it by beating any debt collectors

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>>46275202
>sealed gooncaves for thousand of years
Imagine the smell...

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>>46275681
I need cute bodyguard monster girls with this physique.

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>>46275461
Why not write durimg work?

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>>46275681
Just refuse to serve her. It's that easy.

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>>46275653
Alplims are the best

[Anonymous No.]

Rapedogs are in your area and rapidly closing on your locatiom

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>>46275792
I know

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>>46275681
>hey anon! I just won twenty bucks in an arm wrestling contest! Come on let's get wasted, I'm buying!

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>>46275793
They're taking too long. I've had the grill going for at least an hour

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>>46275824
What the fuck is she drinking that 20 bucks gets them wasted? Fermented Manticore venom in an old Sprite bottle from the hobo who lives behind the local 7/11?

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>>46275831
They got a pull tab machine right at the bar, she's lucky don't you know.

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>>46275831
a liter of cheap vodka is less than $20. if your tolerance is so high a liter of vodka can't get you drunk you may need to reevaluate some of your life choices

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>>46275653
imagine being the monster lord, giving birth to your first son in a millennia (defying the curse that the god of order put on your and all your progeny), and she turns out to be an alp

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>>46275831
That's because the only inflation that exists in MGC is the one that happens in the bedroom.

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>>46275649
It's based and red pilled.

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>>46275653
I remember the days when we could have fun without you faggots raining on the parade.

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>>46275862
It's not that hard, cheap vodka can be tasteless or you can cut it with water and down the bottle in one day. Those days are neither good or bad

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>People often ask me, "Barb, what can we do to help the skinbags- I mean humans?"
>Well true, we are tools, but we're scary tools. Remember, we've been trying to make them extinct for the last hundred years. If we just roll down there, they might view our presence among them with a little suspicion.
>Patience. Let them have their little underworld with their sweat, and pets, and bugs, and digestive processes and fingerprints. We'll all be part of it soon enough.

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>>46275942
No, you should be the man and in charge of everything

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>>46275793
I shall stand my ground.

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>>46274043
The msgk strategy is overpowered, it works even when the monster is young and unskilled because she's going to be naturally cheeky.

[Anonymous No.]

I have a 2 litre bottle of apophis venom and I will drink it.

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>>46275681
She needs to make some homemade fire whisky

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>>46275962
Venom wouldn’t do shit if you drink it you have to shoot it like speed or heroin.

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>>46275962
Can you make alcohol out of it? Must taste good and it's a good business idea, I will try.

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>>46275985
Mamonobanana finds a way.

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What happens to a fox that doesn't want to be a mage and by relation develop her magical powers? Will she end up permanently stuck with a single tail?

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>>46275985
The better question is how you get 2 liters of it.

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>>46276015
lock an Apophis in your basement and milk her every day?

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>>46276009
Liver for dinner.

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>>46276040
>>>/vg/

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>>46276049
Double or nothing?

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Foxes

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>>46276099

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>>46276099
are not your friend.

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I will not contract foxoplasmosis!

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>>46275314
>phantom
>malef
>danuki
I am perfectly fine with those, but I think it would be funny to try to be saved.
>high orc
>mothman
>leanan sidhe
The villains are winning this one.

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>>46276109
You are going to the mofu mines for that comment.

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>>46276119
You don't have a choice. They rub their tail in your face and it's all over.

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>>46276140
Thanks for proving my point.

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>>46274300
i'm not getting any work done

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>>46276015
Patience. Keep in mind milking a large snake is about 850mg and it takes a million to reach a liter.

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>tfw batcat will never bully me with her absolutely enormous thunderclapping, crack out of jeans peaking, getting stuck in doorframe, face flattening ass.
It's not fair.

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>>46276145
I will wear a hazmat suit from now on

[Anonymous No.]

>>46276198
actualy batcat will do that

[Anonymous No.]

>>46275314
>High Orc
>Sphinx
>Satyros
I go along with their demands. It shouldn't be to demanding for anything other than my pelvis. Just for fun, I'll do the savior spin:
>Ice Queen
>Kunoichi
>Salamander
Oh my, the payment demanded will be quite fun to pay.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>46276237

[Anonymous No.]

Undead hours.

[Anonymous No.]

I unsealed the fox.
She has to pay taxes now.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>46276371
I assume your chink gacha is so relevant to
>/jp/ - Otaku Culture
that you must repost this in every thread now?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46276393
It's thread culture.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46276393
He started doing "dead hours" posts with his chink gachabortions, after one time when he whined about liches and wights being posted and got told off. It's just pure mental illness.

Look at what he replied to you with, he doesn't exactly hide his motives.

[Anonymous No.]

Don't reply to the spammer. How many times do we have to tell you.

DO.
NOT.
REPLY.

Don't feed it. Instead, discuss Lim ass. Do you prefer your Lim to have a tight, toned ass or a plump, jiggly ass?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46276421
I would enjoy any Lim ass.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46276421
>discuss Lim ass. Do you prefer your Lim to have a tight, toned ass or a plump, jiggly ass?
That really depends on the rest of her. I'm a fan of tight asses with tight bodies, but I more generally prefer the curvy type of body that would come with a jiggly ass. Yes, I did just reply without answering the question in any meaningful way. Fight me.

[Anonymous No.]

I don't understand the hostility towards monstergirls from Gacha games. If she's a monstergirl then what more could you ask for?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46276421
Forget that. Discuss mermaid ass.

[Anonymous No.]

sex with an undead cowgirl

[Anonymous No.]

be wary, gooning monster girls will have vaginal calluses

[Anonymous No.]

>>46276371
Is she really a doctor?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46276213
Doubtful.

[Anonymous No.]

>Well sure I'm not the Demon Lord's daughter, but in my old life I was the Demon Lord. That's close enough, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46276421
I wouldn't really call it spamming. He says it to every gacha so it's more like a ritual poster.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46276494
No, she's just a gremlin.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46276456
This is the third time you're posting this exact image while advocating for gacha spammer(s), WHF-kun.

[Anonymous No.]

imagine if u will, u woke up back in highschool, but u are in MGC high, and its ur freshman year
would u go after the single teachers like ms phantom, the acting teacher, Ms. Gfremlin, robotics, Ms. Kiki, english, or Ms. Haku the history teahcer or would u go after the students, like the loli baphos that skipped grade since shes a genius, one of them pyrows that be in the popular crowd, maybe one of the lonely creepy ookumades or maybe one of them "definitely 15 year olds" who have crow feet, pudgy body and saggers as well as taking like they are from the 80s when its 2015

[Anonymous No.]

Too many words. Need Wurm.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46276494
>>46276517
Keep samefagging, doesn't change the fact this is the japanese culture board and low quality chinese slop belongs on /vg/.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46276544
so this gal?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46276544
Oh yes, the PE teacher.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46276517
Should I play arknights?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46273773
I'm ready to recieve 400 years of hag thirst and fully satisfy it. My body might faulter, but my will is indestructible.
And after the storm has passed i will pet her in the head and give her the best snuggle.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46276553
>has massive tits and a very fat tail
>can somehow still do pullups

[Anonymous No.]

>>46276554
>Playing g*cha
No

[Anonymous No.]

>he doesn't enslave and forcefully rape monsters, putting them into their proper place beneath men
Lmao what are you, a feminist faggot or something?

[Anonymous No.]

>he doesnt just go out with a monster and date like a normal couple, poping the question, get married and have a nice happy family with ur monster of choice
damn, sucks to be the dude above this post

[Anonymous No.]

>>46276575
>be huge, intimidating dragon
>pillaging towns and gathering princesses for your hoard
>wake up one day after kidnapping some princess
>oh great it's some knight to save the kingdom. Time to eat.
>but you look down
>you're six feet tall and while you still have claws, most of your scales are replaced by soft flesh, a plump ass, and giant tits
>the knight reaches you and you can't even fight him
>new stupid instincts make you present your ass to him
>he fucks you, then picks you up and princess carries you out of there

[Anonymous No.]

>he doesn't meet his soulmate in a sports competition gaping his love as much as he wants in front of a crowd, despite not winning knowing that you won something else
Now that's a proper love story

[Anonymous No.]

>>46276582
This is great, but we both enjoy Maledom Monday and Femdom Friday. It's good fun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46276421
What's the best way to go about getting a sweaty, plump Lim to sit on my face?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46276605
I don't know if I could handle dating a professional athlete at the peak of her physical fitness.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46276605
>>>/d/

[Anonymous No.]

Cute, ordinary, domestic life with a Kej wife!
>>46269170
Also imagine your head between a Kejourou's breasts, using her hair to wrap around her chest and the back of your head to form into a "bra", gently squishing the sides of your head

[Anonymous No.]

>>46276612
All Lims are turbo-virgins. Simply walk up to said sweaty, plump Lim and order her to sit on your face. She'll sperg out for a bit before doing it but you'll get what you want.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46276605
There's a reason why there are so many sport club romance anime, manga and LN

[Anonymous No.]

>>46276633
I wanna see her face when I ask her to hold hands!

[Anonymous No.]

>>46276660
>"But anon, those hands were just in my butt!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>46276571
Then what do I play?

[Anonymous No.]

>kiss wurm
>she thinks she's now pregnant because she's retarded
>now I don't have to lose my virginity to her
Obligations dodging is easy with Wurms.

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>>46276660
The moment you lock fingers she's going to pass out and collapse against you. Expect lots of cute noises when she wakes up moments later with her head on your chest. Lims are easy to defeat. It's the long game where they shine. Give it a couple years and she'll have you wrapped around her finger once she gets over the sperg.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>46276554
Since it's free to play you can try it out if you are fine with a more complex tower defence game, if you think you have an addictive personality *at all*, then *do not play it * because that's how pay checks disappear

[Anonymous No.]

>>46276688
I remember playing one and the moment you think "That's a cute elf I want it" it's completely over for you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46276672
>somehow she gives birth
>She raped u while u were sleeping

[Anonymous No.]

>>46276629
While most monsters are good wife material, some like Kej and Ryu are especially wife-like.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46275314
>Nekomata
>Jorou-gumo
>Nightgaunt
Oh boy
>be me
>very joung man traveling in between cities in Zipangu.
>all of a sudden, 3 assailants jump in front of my carriage.
>It's a skimpy dressed Jorou gumo, a smug nekomata, and a strange winged woman covered in a dark purple goo.
>They start taking anything of value, including food.
>Try to fight back, but the jorou just binds me with her silk.
>whatever, i can start anew i guess.
>The greedy nekomata takes a look at me and notices my neclace.
>"Oh, what is this shiny" she says as she tries to take it off my neck.
>I quickly turn around and get away from her, but the others catch me.
>"That's a family heirloom, you will never get it."
>The jorou gumo speaks. "Maybe we are bullying this poor kid a but to hard gals." She then directs her attention at me. "I will give you a choice: If you spend until night with me, i promise to keep you heirloom safe."
>The strange woman interjects. "Forget about her. Let my mana envelop you and you will find the strength"
And so i stand in a trichotomy. Lose my preciuos heirloom, my virginity, or my freedom.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46275314
>Dullahan leader
>Dorome and Tentacle restraining me
I am fine with this outcome.

[Anonymous No.]

Be wary when signing documents at any MGC government building, read carefully or you might find you've just signed a soul-binding marriage contract!

[Anonymous No.]

>>46276727
Lose your heirloom, get away, coma back for revenge, and grab your heirloom from their dead hands.

[Anonymous No.]

>It's not a phase, Mom!

[Anonymous No.]

>>46276603
Monsters can't win against cock

[Anonymous No.]

>real r-a-p-e-s of young boys and adult men

>75 free files listed

>files taken from a secret closed site

>site with a list of files

[Anonymous No.]

Surely all that stuff about only heroes having a good chance of being a monster in a fight is just hot air, right? Like, if someone made some realmsilver bullets, surely you could just snipe them if you had a good aim, right? It wouldn't go completely tits up for you somehow, r-right?

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[Anonymous No.]

Anal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46276813
If she's asking for it...

[Anonymous No.]

A hag claiming she's your daughter from the future fighting a young monster claiming she used divination to determine she's supposed to be your future wife. Both of them do look quite similar.....

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[Anonymous No.]

>>46276832
If this is the case, why are they fighting?
Something is suspicious here, better just lock myself in my home and see if she phases out of existence

[Anonymous No.]

>>46276839
i want milk

[Anonymous No.]

>>46276860

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>>46276832
But if she stops me from getting married then won't she stop existing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46276871
moooo

[Anonymous No.]

>>46276872
What if she went back in time to protect you from being poached by this other monster who ISN'T your fated wife, and as such is here to complete the cycle and ensure her birth?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46276832
If I just tell them they both look the same, they'll get disgusted over how bigoted I am and leave me alone, thusly returning to pining after hellhounds instead of dealing with time travel shenanigans that would probably last at least a seasons worth of episodes.

[Anonymous No.]

Tsundere slimes?

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>>46276900
>marry Hag
>knock up Hag
>daughter grows up to be identical to Hag wife
>two hundred years later she travels back in time to save you from the intruder
>get father-daughter, Hag-younger man sexy times forever as a result

Hot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46276912
Depressed slimes?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46276813
But if you do anal with a chesh, how is she gonna have kittens? Who're you gonna teach gamer words to as they look on with wide-eyed captivation? No anal until at least one (1) kid. The terms are firm but fair.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46273673
Now post the big tits bikini succubus and big tits friend versions

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

I want to drown in cat ass.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46274300
>looks like you'll be staying late with me to fix all these mistakes Anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>46276803
Just me and the wife at the farmers market nothing crazy here nope

[Anonymous No.]

I just want to wake up with a kitsune every morning, is that too much to ask?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46276607
It's Wednesday.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46277267
It's thursday here so have some tails.

[Anonymous No.]

I love the sexy slither of a lady snake, ohhhh baby

[Anonymous No.]

Guess what? Cow butt.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>46277309
I prefer Dragon butt
https://files.catbox.moe/6hfr8v.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>46277341
I'd actually watch this isekai.

[Anonymous No.]

If you wish to communicate with the old milf ancient evil foxes, but don't know zipangese, let me teach you a useful phrase
>Goo goo ga ga
Nice to meet you, I don't speak Zipangese

[Anonymous No.]

>>46277285
ms hebi can tread on me

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

i just want to poke some beans...
is that really such a big crime?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46277429
usually a misdemeanor

[Anonymous No.]

>>46277267
It's Friday somewhere.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46277429
Who's going to stop you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46277309
Know why?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46277429
you must go to therapy and discuss your bean problem with a licensed therapist

[Anonymous No.]

>>46276813
No thanks. I love cats, but I don't do butt stuff. She will get her love from the front.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>46276916
Time travel oyakodon and other time travel shenanigans are underrated. Imagine having a harem of just your wife from different timelines

[Anonymous No.]

>>46277464
that's my take on how hounds of tindalos would work

[Anonymous No.]

>>46272234
I am a white man sex tourist who goes around in Asian or Asiatic countries to have sex with younger Asian babes willing to sleep with white gold such as myself for a few dollars. I will be going to Zipangu/post portal Japan since women are now opening their legs to men more in competition with monster girls. Many tropes and cliches you see in hentai have practically become reality post portals for reasons of human women competing with monsters to secure a man. I will go to Zipangu or post portal Japan and have sex AND CUM INSIDE JKs, not monster girls though, I am gonna creampie JKs like the ones you see in doujins and anime!!! I am not interested in a long term relationship or marriage yet, I wanna fulfill the weeaboo dream of having sex with and creampie'ing a young Japanese female by going to post portal Japan or even Zipangu thanks to the post portal events making things easier! You hear me!? I am going to have sex with multiple JKs and rawdog them and creampie them like I am those faceless hentai men!

[Anonymous No.]

R&I the offtopic garbage

[Anonymous No.]

>>46277478
You have posted this garbage before. It's still garbage.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46277453
Cat sex
Sex with cats
Cat sex with cats

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>46277491
There is a magical fairytale kingdom where you can do all three of those things.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>46277506
is that how horse front legs work?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46277388
You better not be lying to me anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>46277476
>Wake up, roll out of bed
>Three identical copies of your wife are arguing over who gets to give you the wakeup blowjob
>trudge downstairs for breakfast
>Two new copies are arguing the semantics of waffles vs. pancakes and which one is the superior breakfast item
>Sit down and get served french toast from the usual one (you think)
>As you leave for work you hear the original three upstairs still arguing, though now it's about "Missed chances"
>End up getting your morning blowjob in the backseat of the car as another copy drives
Time travel is incredibly iresponsible and should not be tampered with

[Anonymous No.]

>>46277545
>The hag and loli version of your wife are arguing over who's tits you like more
>You're quietly sitting on the couch cuddling with the JK version of your wife
Time travel is not to be used lightly...

[Anonymous No.]

>>46277533
Does anyone really know how horses work?

[Anonymous No.]

I feel stupid for realizing this now,

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>46276562
can a 400 year old hag be impregnated?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46277579
???

[Anonymous No.]

>>46277584
If anything hags fertility scales up linearly

[Anonymous No.]

>>46277573
A girl that can rape you before you even met.
But overall I think hivemind style girls like this are only worth talking about if you want to have some sort of harem/village/community with a load of other anons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46277589
wrong thread

[Anonymous No.]

woke up
fell out of bed
dragged a gnome across my head

[Anonymous No.]

>stinky NEET enchantment/enchanting savant Lim
>ultra grumpy and super serious portal savant Lim
>cheerful cult leader Lim obsessed with maledom, corruption and harem building
>Lim born with multiple souls which act as a hivemind and are capable of splitting off as clones
>twin Lims who become obsessed with games and rule over a Gamer Realm together

I need to stop thinking about Lims. My list of Lim ideas continues to expand.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46277608
Mix it up and turn half the lims into cait siths or baphomets.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46277478
On one hand it is off-topic even with the anime image. One the other...
>"Im a white guy gonna have sex with JKs in not!Japan!"

This sounds like a /fedpost/ by the Zipangu government or the Pyrow Gaijin Squad. How do I recognize Zipangese Fed-Posting and covert Pyrow Gaijin Squad propaganda?

[Anonymous No.]

Limming is my business... And Business is good!
Lim in Peace
Countdown to Limxtinction

[Anonymous No.]

>>46277608
>Lim who is well-adjusted and normal, has a husband and 3 darling children. She has cute slice of life adventures with her husband, kids, and neighbors. Nothing happens in the story that's rated worse than PG.

[Anonymous No.]

Probably wrong place to ask,any site to request/commission short stories? in exchange for money of course

[Anonymous No.]

>>46277631
I don't know if any of the writefags do commissions but you could read some of their stories and then ask whichever one has a writing style you like.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Is greenworm at the peak of her career? Should she quit while she's ahead, or risk it all and go big? I'm worried that the fame's gone to her head and she's resting on her laurels. It'd be risky to push the envelope more than she already has, but then again, maybe it's better to go out with a bang then a whimper.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46277659
The very face of evil itself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46277662
I think greenworm jumped the shark

[Anonymous No.]

>>46277664
She might be evil but she's a cute loli(for now). You can forgive her, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46277662
She is so vocal and says stupid things on that harpy app so it won't be long until she cancels herself

[Anonymous No.]

I want a slightly pudgy, 4'6" Kikimora with a mild Irish accent and an insatiable lust for pet play.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46277688
Then you don't want a Kikimora now do you. What you're looking for is a Brownie.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46277693
Anons have trouble thinking of anything unless KC spells it out for them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46277673
Absolutely not, if I accept her evil now, it sets a precedent that I will accept later.

[Anonymous No.]

I want a slightly lean 6'4'' shoggoth with a strong english accent and satiable lust for debates about the human condition

[Anonymous No.]

>>46277706
Done. Anything else?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>46277713
is she speaking korean in an english accent?

[Anonymous No.]

I'd be such a slut for tall monsters.....

[Anonymous No.]

>>46277702
It has nothing to do with KC and everything to do with while there could be a Kikimora with an Irish accent-- Culturally speaking it'd be more likely to be a Brownie/Gruagach/Silkie/Whatever name you want to call them. Hell, even Hobgoblins as a maid works.

[Anonymous No.]

sHOGgoth
She is a PIG
DISGUSTING
ewwww
get a kiki instead

[Anonymous No.]

>>46277742
I would get good money that anons forget brownies exist.
hippogriff girl when?

[Anonymous No.]

I will defeat the shirohebi by standing in the freezer.
no snek, especially not a dork like hebi, will dare enter such a cold environment

[Anonymous No.]

>>46277760
>I'll bet good money that
Not everybody cares for good reason about folkloric overlap. As for your Hippogriff girl question likely never because there isn't much to go on about what they may or may not be in mythology. That and there's the inevitable overlap with the Griffon who is usually the father of Hippogriffs in folklore. If anything it'd just be a weird eagle and Satyr chimeric beastman associated with Eros given their already weird parentage.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>46277824
I'm all for low effort waifuposting but this is something else I'm talking about.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46277809
You forgot that with you inside the freezer there's now a warm thing there too, namely you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46277809
cover yourself in ice to hide yourself from her heat pits

[Anonymous No.]

I will lead an army of crusaders to conquer the desert kingdom and depose Pharaoh.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46277862
Finally, a man that talks sense. Show them the benefits of democracy and superior culture.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46277862
Yes, leading an army of single white men into brown booty territory will totally end well and go exactly as planned.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46277862
Bring me a riddle kot while you're out there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46277851
Feel free to enlighten then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46277893
The hounds of tindalos poster who doesn't flesh it out despite wanting it so long.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46277874
Honestly, OrderAnons do monsters a service
How else would they get their knights in shining armor to rip open like cans before the rape begins?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46277926
Or they could win and create a slave market.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46277933
I'd rather get sold on a monster slave market myself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46277980
Would be rather weird if you were sold in a monster slave market

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>46277994
I meant a slave market ran by monsters, watching 2 hags get in a bidding war for me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46277998
Sounds like you're going to alp

[Anonymous No.]

>>46277664
can anyone that cute really be evil?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46278001
I'd give that alp my Matterhorn, if you know what I mean.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46271108
I knew complaining publicly would avail me

>Confirmed to lactate
Yey

[Anonymous No.]

ded

[Anonymous No.]

>>46278083
Ye ded get in my bed

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>46278128
>cheek scales
Instantly makes any lizard better

[Anonymous No.]

>>46278123
I think the reviewers show sucked, but God damn those sweaty zombie girl scenes were extremely hot. I would gladly go balls deep inside a cold sweaty zombie like that and fill all of her holes with my seed like a balloon, bonus points if she gets pregnant.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>46278165
Far from sucking, it was a glimpse into how the isekai genre should play out and with some absolutely top tier art.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>46278220
I'm not a fan of monster prostitution

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>46277911
Harblador wrote a story about them a long time ago. There's a concept of it on the bunker in their homebrew thread, so on so forth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46278224
Same, not even gaping a monster in front of a whole stadium is as disgusting as prostitution

[Anonymous No.]

>>46278300
A girls gotta make a living.

[Anonymous No.]

Rabbits are harmless, they're weak and dumb, they can't rape you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46278343
I don't know, I'm sure we have all heard of the phrase "breed like rabbits." I'm not sure if any human man consents to that many children.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46278343
t.Man raped by rabbit

[Anonymous No.]

>>46278343
That's because the giant warrior rabbits haven't arrived yet. They sent their softer weaker cousins to scout out mankind first. You have two weeks

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Another month, another story.
I've set myself to do a 5k+ piece every month of the less-common mamonos.
This month Cursed-sword and Dragon, next one about E and maybe F.
>https://archiveofourown.org/works/54304423

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>46278452
You skipped cait and cu sith.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46278475
Gee, I wonder why?
>go fuck a potato

[Anonymous No.]

>>46278487
You missed your chance for an epic threesome.

[Anonymous No.]

I am dumb.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46278487
>go fuck a potato
Gladly.

[Anonymous No.]

Centaurs are obsolete in the age of the car.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46278515
Are you that meme-picture of the guy sticking his dick in a Volvo exhaust pipe?
>*Cars are obsolete...
Ftfy

[Anonymous No.]

>>46278515
And what are you meant to use as transport when your car is being fucked by a dragon? That's right. Centaur.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46278452
>E and maybe F.
E is only Echidnas or Elves.

[Anonymous No.]

Remember if you laugh you lose

[Anonymous No.]

>>46278495
>threesome
M*ck, a C*-shit, and a hot Potato?

[Anonymous No.]

People who say succubi are boring have no creativity, succubi areperfectly valid! You should date and kiss a succubus for the transgression of calling them boring

[Anonymous No.]

Why you should take horse pill anon and ditch (((bikes)))

1- faster than bicycles and more reliable
2-safer and easier to ride will stop automatically when sense danger
3- theft proof (mostly)
4-will protect you from road ragers by kicking them back to their shithole
5- respects other drivers and doesn't annoy them or hold line for them
6-will take you almost anyway and can go through any type of harsh surfaces with no problem
7- let you ride hand free if you need access to your phone or weapon in case you are being attacked by butthurted jealous broke cyclists
8- will love you forever and become your waifu

[Anonymous No.]

>Your virginity ends NOW

[Anonymous No.]

>>46278637
What's the 0-60 on a horse?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

have sex with witches

[Anonymous No.]

You ended up in the bad part of town, huh?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46278642
How often does your car give paizuri-&-blowjobs?

[Anonymous No.]

I wish to be used as oni's sweat rag.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46278719
Clearly not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46278738
>think you're going to do something kinky like licking her sweat off
>she picks you up and uses your body like a literal sweat rag

[Anonymous No.]

>>46272715
Dance moves and colorful, shiny clothes. In other words, you need to go full disco

[Anonymous No.]

I broke my hands so now Miss Demon can't make me sign her stupid contract lol

[Anonymous No.]

>>46278220
Prostitution is fucking disgusting. I genuinely feel sick to my stomach even thinking about it.

[Anonymous No.]

Wish a pillowy oni would drunkenly make out with me and get me drunk from her 40% proof kisses, thus having us mutually drunk and passed out while using each other as dakis

[Anonymous No.]

>>46278836
Delete your off-topic garbage

[Anonymous No.]

>>46278719
>the bad part of town
Obese Orderite 3Ds?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46278719
>Bad part of town
I don't see any Hellhounds.

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>>46278807
I did the same thing last week only it was accidental and I used liquid R-134A

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>>46278896
That hound is short and should be bullied

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>>46274696
Source? Is it that game succubus farm?

[Anonymous No.]

If a Vampire threatens to suck my blood I'll tell her to sick my dick instead as an insult.

[Anonymous No.]

>Manticore moves to Ohio after the portals open hoping for a husband
>becomes hyper depressed because she now lives in Ohio
>becomes a hobo who gets by selling her venom to horny teenagers and dumpster diving for meals
>always comes in random bottles she found in the dumpsters behind a Speedway
>turns to drinking the cheapest booze she can find to drown out her sorrows
>one day a fellow hobo, a Red Oni, joins her during her morning dumpster diving and tells her a tale of a mystical land to the south
>The Bourbon Trail Most Holy
>she begins the excruciatingly painful trek out of the hell that is Cleveland, fights her way through the soul-sucking streets of Cincinnati and glides across the fetid Ohio River to safety
>only to get knocked out when she collides headfirst into a street sign
>a kind-hearted man witnesses the crash and scoops her up to take her to the hospital
>finds himself taken captive by HoboCore who demands they complete the pilgrimage of The Bourbon Trail Most Holy
>hijinks ensue as they follow the Trail and the HoboCore is slowly broken of her Hobo ways by the kind-hearted man even if he's annoyed that his vacation days are getting wasted big time
>little does he know that HoboCore's greatest wish will be answered upon their arrival to the last pilgrimage site
>his life shall belong to the HoboCore and her life to the kind-hearted man
>such is the fate that all who walk the path of The Bourbon Trail Most Holy shall find

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>>46278688
mongirl dreams is very good. the scene where Venefica hand-feeds you a box of aphrodisiac chocolates is so fucking hot I revisit it like once a week

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>>46279012
It's full of femdom

[Anonymous No.]

>this is democracy manifest.
>Have a look at the headlock here, see that officer over there?
>she-
GET YOUR PAW OFF MY PENIS!
>This is the Officer who got me on the penis people.
>Why are you groping me
>for what reason,
> what is the charge?
>Eating a meal? A succulent Zipangunese meal?
>Oh, that's a nice leglock Officer Wan
>oh, ah yes, I see that you know your judo well. >Good one
And Officer Wan, are you waiting to receive my erect penis?

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>>46279018
>GET YOUR PAW OFF MY PENIS!
imagine having to say that a hundred times a day

[Anonymous No.]

Hands up wanka, drop your marmite

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>>46279043
Being right side up must be incredibly disorienting for the Yip, I'm sure I can escape easily.

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>>46279015
what's your point?

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>>46279043
I don't know how this got into my home but you can have it. Just don't touch my Spam, I need that to make musubi.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46279043
Help I'm being raped by someone I can't understand

[Anonymous No.]

If a monster girl tried to rape me or intimidate me into having sex, I would simply break down into tears and curl into a little ball until she stopped.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46279043
Oh, you come from the land down undar, where wemen glow and men plundar
>anon was then promptly coiled and raped for his bad fake accent but good taste in music

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>>46279036
Every day is penis inspection day when you run into the MGCPD.

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>>46279119
I'm gonna complain straight to the chief of police, her system is obviously corrupt!

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>>46279043
*marms your ite*

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>>46279086
Sounds like someone needs some coaxing.

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>>46279164
>gently pinning your arms against the wall
>gently keeping your legs apart with her hips
>gently pressing your tear-stained face into her cleavage
>gently whispering words of encouragement in your ear while she rides you
monsters can be nice

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>>46279164
Sounds great, where do I sign up?

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>>46279043
OK but you'll let me huff your petrol

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>>46277746
Now I'm thinking of a Shog whose default form resembles a P'orc. I'm not dissuaded at all.

[Anonymous No.]

Pharaoh and her evil henchwomen have been kidnapping dozens of innocent white men for years now. This has to stop, the Desert Kingdom can't be allowed to keep getting away with forcibly relocating so many souls to hot, arid conditions they aren't used to. How do we stop the Pharaoh?

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It's now or never, guys. I'm gonna go to the hellhound neighborhood and call them the n-word.

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>>46279258
But they're white? I don't get it.

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>>46279018
This never happens in Order territory. Let that sink in.

[Anonymous No.]

I will kill Angels and burn heaven down for the demons.

[Anonymous No.]

been a while since ive seen mge's angel

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>>46279327
Tell me about Angel. Why does she wear the ribbons?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46279327
and her sister, "lucy the crackhead that lives under the stairs"

[Anonymous No.]

>>46279333
Protection from status ailments

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>>46279338
what is it with the chains?
dalk priest and dark valk have them too

[Anonymous No.]

Samurai salamander called sally
knight lizardman called elizibeth
Sir liz and samurai sally
out now on amazon prime

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>>46278719
Every part of town is the bad part of town.

>Elf District
>Leaf lovers everywhere
>Everything is a fucking tree
>High Elf lawgivers are notoriously corrupt and their law system is so obtuse that is ensures humans are always breaking the law.

>Danuki District
>Gambling halls and loan sharks

>Yeti District
>"The first hug is always free."

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>>46279315
Why would you want to kill the angels? The demons don't even want you to do that.

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>>46278719
Doesn't look like a bad town part, kinda want to pet this weird dog tho

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>>46279433
The divine are nothing but liars and evildoers, everything holy and golden is a pretty exterior to pure fakeness. They don't deserve any mercy. It's our duty to kill them.

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>>46279485
I think you're just being edgy.

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I love elves

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>>46279494
No anon, we HAVE to kill them. It's for the good of all mankind, they'll keep trying to enslave us if we don't destroy heaven. We can only trust demons, they bring out the best in us.

[Anonymous No.]

What's alraune sweat taste like

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>>46279333
I'm just spitballing, but maybe they have some utility in prayer?

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>>46279505
Least obvious Limcel seething in jealously over Angels again because they keep stealing her potential boyfriends.

[Anonymous No.]

Why did no one tell me the demon ravaging our land was a super cute girl? I completely powerless against cute girls what am I supposed to do now?

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>>46279665
Marry her and have lots of kids. She won't have the time to pillage when she's busy with child rearing.

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>>46279164
I want to sniff her hair.

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>>46279627
plant sap. depending on what kind of plant she is, you can also get fruit/vegetable juices, maple syrup, or anything else really

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>>46279665
I can defeat and dom her

[Anonymous No.]

Zako, Zako~

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>>46279050
Me can't enjoy game

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>>46280011
Then the game will enjoy (You) instead
>hon hon hon le femdom?
>"Yes."

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>>46280097
>Eat raging mushrooms
>Le frog win?

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>>46280097
No, I just installed it also don't compare me to this faggot

[Anonymous No.]

You want to start a family after how many months/years with your wife?

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>>46280178
Everyone bitching about femdom gets honorary French citizenship.

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>>46280239
Such a beautiful French bride

[Anonymous No.]

>>46280239
What’s the difference between the three frog types?
>European frogs
>Québécois frogs
>Cajun frogs

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>>46279348
Being locked in chains usually signify being detained or tormented in the BadPlace.
Even the ghost in 'A Christmas Carol' traditionally has chains to show his naughtiness caused him to go to the BadPlace.

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>>46280302
>>Québécois frogs
Have a cute accent and their skin-slime tastes like maple-syrup

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>>46280236
Hebi: tries to calculate what fraction of a month is five minutes

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>>46280302
>>European frogs
Normal frog, harsh and depressed
>>Québécois frogs
Insulated frog with funny accent, really welcoming and nice
>>Cajun frogs
Black and festive frogs, good party mate

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>>46280236
Nine months after the wedding night.

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>>46279413
There's no such thing as a free hug

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>>46280302
And a ribbit ribbit Maurice chevalier Eiffel Tower to you too madame

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>>46280497
>abs
Almost puked

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw no Corsican frog to march on your capital and declare herself empress

[Anonymous No.]

clak clak?

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>>46281374
plap plap

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>>46281374
How about a movie where Kiki is on holiday and rides around in a convertible, still dressed in full maid uniform, and winds up in Mexico or something on a tequila bender and picks up funny hitchhikers

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>>46278452
>Dragon
Wouldn't have been my choice for letter D, but I am looking forward to a Flow Kelp story.

[Anonymous No.]

>ywn be competitively groomed by two dark mages

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>>46281490
Good. Cosplayer humans are not monsters.

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>>46281515
Who threw the stone? What a jerk

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>>46279627
I love how meaty his women are.

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>>46281490
is mgt ass or boob men?

[Anonymous No.]

When hiking in the desert kingdoms, be sure to was as loudly and rhythmically as possible.

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>>46281559
A nice tight ass pleases the eye more than the heavingsomest bosom

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>>46281575
ESL-sama...

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>>46280672
Yetis have to be strong and fit to be able to princess carry men who get lost in the mountains, it’s hard work being a sherpa

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>>46281785
maid sleeping in my bed, no it's weird. I will sleep on the couch

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>>46281794
True, that is weird. She will join you on the couch.

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Woke up on the living room's floor in a drunken stupor. Monster girls for this feel.

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>>46281785

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>>46281851
ms kiki...

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>>46281785
I didn't know maids slept in the nude

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>>46281889
It's an ancient Kikimora tradition. It is said to improve master mood, bloodflow and restfulness.

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>>46281835
LEAVE ME ALONE

[Anonymous No.]

>Mindflayer puts her tentacles in your head and says: "I AM ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL"

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>>46281915
Bullshit. She will sleep in the side house, away from the mainn estate and she WILL be happy.

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>>46281785
I like the idea of your new Kiki maid insisting on nightly 'turn down' service where she fluffs your pillows, turns down the sheet, offers you a complimentary heart-shaped chocolate, and then strips naked and follows you into bed. When you object, she calmly explains that as a maid, she also serves as your literal bed-warmer and sleep companion. She cites numerous studies showing men who sleep with a partner have deeper and more restful sleep with a higher serotonin response.

She then frostily informa you this is strictly professional and not in any way a breach of your master/servant relationship and not to misinterpret anything (she then gives you a loving chaste kiss on the cheek and snuggles up against you as the little spoon before turning out the light).

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>>46281877

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>>46278640
She looks happy.

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>>46281928
>Mindflayer enters anon's mind
>it's just an endless loop of Wrex. Shepard. Wrex. Shepard.

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>>46281988
These horns just look like they'd get in the way. Good for headbutting other girls in dominance fight for mates. Not so good as handlebars.

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>>46281944
>Yup, I'm still the master and in charge
I'm joking but even though I hate femdom is ok, don't know why.

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>>46282019
>Yup, I'm still the master and in charge
>I'm joking but even though I hate femdom is ok, don't know why.
What? Frog-kun, please learn to speak English

Anyway, I don't think of it as Femdom. In my fantasy she's absolutely getting pressed into the mattress (eventually)

I just really like the slow burn of a lewd situation that the girl treats as normal. Also intimacy like kissing or sleeping together without sex is nice too. Kikimoras are very loving and considerate monsters, and having a girl who expresses her love through works of service (not just sexuality) is really appealing to me.

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>>46281915
>insist Kiki sleep wearing clothing
>She comes back in either sheer nightwear or lingerie
This damn maid

[Anonymous No.]

Deadly monster girl.
Sex possible but not advised.
Do not deepthroat the stinger if asked.

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>>46282075
It's very simple Anon, she can't maintain optimal body temperature during sleep without skin contact! (She also is sure to wear only all-natural fabrics and uses 100% hypoallergenic detergent on all your sheets and sleepwear).

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>>46282077
Only girls and homos deepthroat

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>>46281944
>"Yup, I'm still in charge and her master"
I know that this anon is clearly not in charge and is slowly letting the kiki take control but I'm ok with it, it's really weird
>>46282065
>I just really like the slow burn of a lewd situation that the girl treats as normal. Also, intimacy like kissing or sleeping together without sex is nice too
This kikis are a masterpieces in design, concept, and profile

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>>46282081
Is that a headband?

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>>46282077
>Sex possible but not advised.
So you're challenging me?
>Do not deepthroat
Of course not, that's gay.

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>>46282150
I mean, if there was a chance the Anon would reject the MG, it's not much of a story. Obviously the point is they will end up together. Femdom for me is a girl aggressively pushing herself on you (can be hot) whereas I usually prefer a girl who insinuates herself by stages or with plausible deniability. In both cases she's proactive, but in the latter case there's a more complicated dynamic (she's saying "Here I am! Please pick me! I like you!" And giving Anon the choice)
>Kiki's are great
They really are. I should write a Kiki story since I developed a lot of headcanon about them. They're just lovely girls, even if they aren't as flashy or OP as some others

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>>46282160
Grab them and find out.

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>>46282191
I see, it's a problem in my head then (and my incapacity to express myself in english)

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>>46282223
Yeah I understand not wanting a woman to take a 'masculine' sexual role (uwu boya get on your knees), but I don't equate a girl pursuing me out of desire with femdom.

Even a girl like Umi Osho would be proactive in attracting the attention of an Anon she liked (even if she expressed that by being as soft, squishy, and submissive as possible)

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>'Sup, nerd?

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>>46282191
>if there was a chance the Anon would reject the MG, it's not much of a story.
But there is. It's called a normal story.

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>>46282279
How did you get in my home, go away.

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>>46282271
>uwu boya get on your knees
This is perfect though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46282284
She stacked some boxes and climbed into the vent

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>>46282328
How dastardly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46282271
Well, maybe I need Eros Flayer's casual help before thinking about pursuing love.

[Anonymous No.]

But pyrow-chan, I can't go on a date right now, the new season of fortnite releases soon!

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https://app.suno.ai/song/e587129c-79e6-4be7-a40c-321f57c0cd2f

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>>46282356
It's okay, she has other 'friends'.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46281785
I love this guys kikis his art is great

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>>46282356
That's OK, she can come over to your place and play split-screen on your lap!
>>46282349
Just don't overthink it. What kinda story do you like Jacques? I'll write you something.

[Anonymous No.]

>Kemono.su is down
>Partychan is down too

[Anonymous No.]

>>46282388
>Kemono.su is down
It's up nigga, problem is on your end.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46282388
Anon we would NEVER pirate here.

[Anonymous No.]

I want (reincarnated) ancient evil childhood friend and sister .

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>>46282377

>I'll write you something.
Bad idea, remember last December? You will soil your name and gain a bad rep. Let's move on now and speak about something else.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46282446
I'm not a namefag, I don't have a reputation. If I post something to ghostbim nobody will care (if they do fuck em)

[Anonymous No.]

>>46282453
Reputation isn't worth much anyway.

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>>46282284
An opean heart is an opean door

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>>46282475
Haku about to crump his dick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46282420
To put her down again, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46282453
Can you stop feeding this vermin? Do you want a second Mick?

[Anonymous No.]

I want to drink dragon milk.

[Anonymous No.]

I remember reading somewhere a bunch of undead builders got wasted partying and built a necropolis into the side of a cliff instead of atop it but I cant remember where. Any ideas?

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>>46282514
arknights really gets the dragon tail game.

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>>46282553
They gotta compensate for the lack of wings somehow.

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>>46282514
>>46282553
Chinkshit is not /jp/, fuck off

[Anonymous No.]

All mamano have the potential to be swole, even the kinds you wouldn't visualize as the type to be warriors.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46282635
I don't know, I like my girls soft and meaty

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>>46282672
What about strongfat porcs that love stretchy anime meat but can participate in the sport of caber tossing?

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>>46282672
Fuck thats amazing.

Trolls and P'Orcs are both awesome.

Imagine playing Shadows of Mamonodor and building your army of P'Orcs and Trolls, but they're just your descendents

[Anonymous No.]

Pregnant Lim rubbing her belly and asking what we should name our firstborn daughteru. I need this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46282694
Imagine plowing an uruk hai girl with a fat ass into pregnancy

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>>46282694
The threads when SoW released were really good

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>>46282732
*PLAP* *PLAP* *PLAP* *PLAP*
Who Do You Serve?!
>Ooh ugh ugh oh harder right there!
*PLAP* *PLAP* *PLAP* *PLAP*
WHO. DO. YOU. SERVE?!
>OH DEMON LORD YOU ANON I SERVE YOU
*grab her hair and tail and pull her against you as you pound her from behind and flood her womb like the breaking of the damn at Isengard*
>BUUUUUIIIIII

pure Kino bros

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>>46282694
And branding works like this, leaving your hand imprint

[Anonymous No.]

>>46282763
>Wife has a white handprint mana mark on her ass that jiggles when she walks around the house in a thong

[Anonymous No.]

>>46282785
>>46282790

Instead of "Suffer Me Now" it's "Mate with me, Sow"

[Anonymous No.]

>>46282790
Do not mark the pig

[Anonymous No.]

>>46282594
Wanna talk about your favorite reviewers girl instead?

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>>46282732
>>46282763
Fuck this is hot (and funny)

Ok, I'll write this

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>>46282841
It wasn't hot or funny. It was generic.

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>>46282912
Why does that loli have nine tails?

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>>46282918
Plot twist, the larger one is actually the daughter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46282918
Don't respond to the gachatrash spammer

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>>46282918
I'm counting 6, but regardless, mamano appearance isn't affected by age.

[Anonymous No.]

how come no-one ever draws weak foxes? a fox with two tails is just as loveable as one with nine.

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>>46283159

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>>46283159
>how come no-one ever draws weak foxes? a fox with two tails is just as loveable as one with nine.
Lots of people do. You just don't see unmarried foxes with few tails very often because they will grow more very quickly.

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>>46283171
Not my dignified and noble fox, bros...

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>>46283159
>how come no-one ever draws weak foxes? a fox with two tails is just as loveable as one with nine.
Lots of people do. You just don't see unmarried foxes with few tails very often because they will grow more very quickly.

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Telling your insecure two-tailed foxwife that you love her just the way she is!

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>>46283224
Better yet, help her grow more tails.

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Malef childhood friend threatening (read: annoying) the ice cream man into giving her a free ice cream as well as one for her servant (you)

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>>46283255
giving your malef best friend a kiss on the cheek as a thank you!

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>>46283215
I like dresses that leave nothing to the imagination

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>>46283307
God I want her to step on me so bad...

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>>46283307
Wights are fine, but imagine a shambling Zombie wearing that

[Anonymous No.]

>Tease me in class will you anon? I'll have you know I have an entire folder of söyjaks to portray you as when I complain about it a greentext tonight

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>>46283416
shhhhhhhhhhh

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>>46283414
I need a zombie girlfriend so much. They are the cutest

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>>46283307
>>46283414
Imagine a bottom heavy loli Wight wearing that.

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>>46283473
What is up with bottom rights horn head?

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>>46283467
Same, imagine her cold cuddles at night

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>>46283479
Yeah that' why I love them, their cold cuddles are perfect for summer nights, or for all summer

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>>46283518
I thought those were head wings at first glance.

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>>46283307
Holy thighs, Batman!

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>>46283524

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I'm not "married" just because I lost to the same bandit encounter 78 times, I am just grinding on her. Every hero does it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46283442
This silences the memecat

[Anonymous No.]

i need soft bun to cuddle

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>>46283307

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>>46282446
>Spoiler
This is 4chan only attention whores and alps care what anons think of them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46282446
I don't know, I'm still waiting for the widest yard

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>>46283559
Motorboating time!!!

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>>46283414
>>46283307
>>46283559
Sure, imagine a dumb drooling corpse wearing such a magnificent and expensive dress, and also don't forget the high heels

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>>46283563
>the portals open
>you rush through to meet your waifu
>of course being anon you always wanted the dorkiest dork you could ever imagine dorking
>so you meet her
>having no social skills she blushes and starts stammering
>then, reenacting what she saw in all the trashy pulp romance movies she watches on repeat she gets on her back and gapes herself because last time she watched twilight(monster version) the human character, benny swan, couldn't resist giving himself over when he saw his vampire lover invite him to dive in like that.

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>>46283563
>>46283613
/trash/ already lost over a year ago, you're staying here spamming stupid shit for nothing.

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>>46283630
If you don't like the fetish you aren't honor bound to tell us about it.

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>>46283563
Yeah...that's not happening now. All the chaos surrounding that discussion, as enjoyable as it was, put a stop to all of those ideas I'd come up with for stories. I have no interest in reigniting that shitstorm that erupted. Sorry Anon.

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>>46283246
Sadu is something else. Turbo salamander.

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wip
Blue skin or tan brown?

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>>46283658
Tan

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>>46283643
Well it can happen sometime in the future when people come back to his senses and those puritans or shitposters that want faster threads move on from this board or simply die out

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>>46283658
>ushi
brown. its a good alt-color from their usual greenish default one.

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>>46283658
Tan. I think it works great with flashy colors

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>>46283664
This thread can't even cold shoulder the guy who helps KC dmca.

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>>46283670
I'm gonna give those brats a piece of my mind one of these days. They keep calling me a geezer every morning on their way to school. Damn brats.

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>>46283670
I'm going to remove their clothes just to see the difference between the tanned and untanned skin marks

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>>46283676
It's a sad day for pyrows when Anon is so tired that not even their oji-san calls get any reaction out of him anymore.

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>>46283673
Why would we want to stop him? We lose very little content because of DMCAs, but in exchange we get free entertainment from seething pests like you.

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>>46283643
I hope the other writefags have managed to talk you down from the rooftop now. You are dumb and new, and didn't realize hostile outsiders were egging you on to blow your reputation up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46283700
I can't tell if you are for or against the story from what you just said.

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>>46283676
I'm sure you will, anon. I believe in you and hope you don't end up fumbling over your words. It would be so embarrassing to let some bratty JK take the lead.

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>>46283709
I'm against raidfags trying to push their fucked up fetishes here.

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how would you defeat her?

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>>46283737
Totally wrong body type.

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>>46283737
Grab her hat and run. She won't be able to chase me with those tits weighing her down.

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>>46283737
throw a whole cake at her

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>>46283546
Not for long but it's ok, she's cute

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>>46283737
Offer her a bucket and a helping hand for those massive melons

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>>46283746

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>>46283752

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Woe, foxes be upon ye!

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>>46283746
Cheshire is cringe not cute

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>>46283743
Hats perform a aerodynamic function on monster girls, allowing them lift that offsets the drag created by their massive tits.
If you steal a monster girl's hat, she'll be immobilized.
However, it's well known that a MG can't take it easy without her silly hat- and would you really do that? Could you be that cruel?

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>>46283781
Hatter is about to learn that man was the real monster all along.

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Weasel tits (The taste may shock you)

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>>46283798
>spreads her buttcheeks and rims her
>to the audience of laughing cheshires
Now just find a tentacle from the nearby forest and really teach that hatter a lesson.

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>>46283804
Walking up to the bustiest zipangu monster out there and forcibly ripping down her yukata to suck on her breasts

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>>46283857
>on todays news
>gaijin thrown out of local shrine by a swarm of angry snakes after suddenly molesting the goddess

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>>46283887
Boring! What's on sports?

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>>46283892
Ochimushas are still refusing to wear safety equipment in kendo competititons, claim it's unnecessary and lame.

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>>46283903
Ha! Those are my Ochimushas

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>>46283903
A classic. Wonder what batshit insane Zipangese gameshow is airing right now

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>>46283892
Danukis sued local gaping teams for streaming their training camps on social media instead of their payed premium broadcasting platforms

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>>46283903
They should wear clothes or underwear at least

[Anonymous No.]

Aw need agreesive dragons

[Anonymous No.]

You will be sucked

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>>46284054
>draw man, remove dick
You faggots.

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>>46284062
eh, still a woman

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>>46284054
>>46284062
>>46284068
That is a man https://twitter.com/BoonieBaby6/status/1693311181535264906/photo/1

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>>46284068
Would you fuck the bloatlord if he had a vagina?

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>>46284070
If you want it to be like that then far be it for us to judge.

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>>46284033
They wear fundoshi and bandaged chests, obviously.

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>>46284076
FUCK IT WHY NOT
A womans a woman right? love can care sjould be go beyond phyical appearance!
... Id at least make her shave

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>>46283903
Heh. They could just admit they are ryona enthusiasts.

[Anonymous No.]

If it’s cold for you it’s cold for them. Let them in

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>>46284033
They started fully clothed but their clothes break down with hits like Senran Kagura

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Succ trying to level drain you? You can just say 'No'. Monsters are well known for respecting your consent.
How else could MGC stats explain their 0.00% rape rates?

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>>46283673
Difference between you and him is he provides a service by hosting the wiki and outside of the circlejerk he shares with his husband Hong Kong Huey has virtually no power to affect anything whatsoever. They’re Asian cartoon drawings, not real life. Get over it and move on my guy.

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>>46284168
It's all corrupt! They just throw all men under the "he was asking for it" clause and even place them under house arrest via countersuing with the girls who raped them.

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I want to by jewerly to impress that one girl I like

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[Anonymous No.]

>Monster girl rapes a guy
>Gets off with no punishment
>If it’s taken to court it’s only for the judge to officiate their marriage
>At most told by unicorn nurse to be gentle with her new hubby till his bones heal
>I rape a monster girl
>Arrested and taken to court
>Judge sentences me to 20 hours of romance classes
>And then officiates our marriage

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It's over bros, the Kiki has me locked in a massage

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>>46274811
>Dorome goes to a Sauna that offers Mud Baths, not understanding what that is.
>The staff there don't seem to mind, sets her into the bath itself
>She sinks in, likes the heat, and promptly vanishes
>Fast forward a few minutes
>Anon comes in, also here for the mudbath
>Sees the place empty, picks the nearest one
>Sits directly in the Dorome
>He's there for 30 minutes, the mud bath is very relaxing this time around
>His times up
>Tries to get out
>Two enormous hands pull him back in
>que doofy smile from the dorome
>Went to the sauna, got a husband

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So what happened to all the people killed by monsters pre-dl? I don't imagine they've had the same monsters that murdered them forced down their throats in the afterlife and told they have to accept and don't get a choice in the matter right? Nobody just accepts "yeah... sorry" you know.

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Walk without rhythm, and you won't attract the (sand)worm.

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>>46272642
the cat is actually capable enough of handling the job by herself, but her employers want her to lighten up so are using you to be her catnip

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Peeing Pyrow Priestess

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>>46284402
i assume monsters that are in the afterlife are exempt and can come back as regular monsters if they self resurrect somehow.
Interesting dynamic for a villain I think.

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>>46283887
Sneaking holst milk into the local goddesses food to induce lactation for easier molestation

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>go to dragonia
>everyone there is a narcissistic cunt
>go to high class dragon flame breath cooking restaurant and hear some of then whispering "Yuck, why is that disgusting ape allowed in here?"
>try to go to some dragon gem stores and get turned away for either "being a low class human" or "being too poor"
>nearly get squashed by a dragon that was flying landed right near me
>mfw they blame me for getting in the way even though they tried to squish me
>mfw the dragon guards tell me I'm disturbing the peace and to clear out
>some cute dragonewt wants to come get me, but her malef master has her by a leash and keeps pulling her back and saying things like "No minion! The apes will give you cooties!"
>leave dragonia and never go back
>dragons are memes
>I hate dragons

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>>46284525
Kill all dragons

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>>46284525
True, this is why you go to Lizard City instead, Lizardmen love humans (and their money) and they won't ostracize you either. They'll just ask to fight with you and little and even if you lose they'll just take it to mean they have to protect you now. Dragons are bitches, they should be left to rot in their glamorous walls.

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Have you considered elves lately?

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>>46284525
skill issue

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>>46284580
>posts wyvern
The skill issue is yours, Wyverns are submissive, dragons aren't.

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>>46284525
Have you tried turning your dragon on and off again to reset her?

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>>46284421
>He thinks Shai-Hulud won't anticipate him walking without rhythm
>He thinks she's blind
Husbanded before nightfall in the desert.

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Cuuupids

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>>46284635
The real danger is the big-eared mice women

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>>46284525
Just use a raging mushroom and show those women they're proper place beneath men

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>>46284664
The rare one tailed fox.

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>>46283658
I feel like any sunbathing Ushi has a right to be tanned.
Also, <3 <3 <3

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>>46284421
But if you walk without rhythm, you'll never learn.

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>>46284670
That's a squirrel.

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>>46284697
I straight up made a friend of mine watch that music video the other day to prove to him those lines are in the song.
Mostly I just wanted to see Walken dancing like a baws.
What mamono could pull off Walken's sweet moves in that jam?

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How in the world does a mouse get this fat?

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>>46284113
I AM A PROUD MAN IF CONSTANTINOPLE AND WILL NEVER!!! NEVER, BE DEFEATED BY A TURKISH MONSTER!

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I’m at my wits end dealing with this klutz of a Kiki. Once I’m sure this bitch is pregnant, she’s going to be getting exclusively anal sex for the next nine months. I should have gone with a Shog.

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>>46284727
>tfw she was in your home the whole time.

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>>46281374
>Get a massive promotion at work that comes with an equally massive pay increase
>Your Kikimora maid immediately begins pushing you to buy a nearby old castle
>She will not take no for an answer and at the end simply gives up trying to convince you and flatly states that you WILL purchase it
>You agree to at least see it, wondering why she's so insistent
>You go and sure it looks nice, and it's large, and it's odd that the real estate agent and her greet each other by name
>That only lasts until you go inside and hear the echoing clack clack clack of her talons as she struts around the stone hallways
>Seeing the realization on your face she simply smirks and states "Good, because I already signed the paperwork last week"

[Anonymous No.]

Why does it seem like so many MGE artists begin drawing fat girls after a while. It's there but its not even that popular of a fetish in the community

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>>46284761
Like who? Give examples. Examples of fat mamono.

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>>46284761
Dunno. I don't keep much track of those artists. Mommy kink?

[Anonymous No.]

You have encountered a fat brown cat at the beach.

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>>46284782
White cats only, please.

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>It's just a few million volts, it will feel good, I promise
>Arent you the one always going on about how "it's not the volts that gets you" anyways?

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>>46284786
Denied. You will taste chocolate and you will like it.

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I will not date some fat-assed, dark skinn-
WHOMP

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>>46284782
Is she a friendly kot? If so, ear scritches and cuddles await!

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>>46284798
And then Anon creamed his pants for the bob-cut delf.

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>>46284782
Wait a minute...
>sees facemask emblem
That's not a cat, that's a dog! INFILTRATOR

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>>46284802
Every kot is a friendly kot if you lower your guard enough

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i wish to mindbreak under the sweatiest, smelliest, ripest horc ass

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>>46284645
ooh

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>>46284782
I live in cold areas to avoid brown monsters

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>>46284816
doubt, Ocelomeh are the opposite of friendly

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>>46284844
Not exactly slim.

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>>46284856
how so?

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>>46284873
Is purple considered a royal color in asia?

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>>46284721
She sleeps the whole day, going to sleep after eating makes you fat

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Behold a royal cow

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>>46284879
Don't talk to the spammer

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>>46284871
innate menacing aura

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>>46284844
imagine being sat on by that

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>>46284900
I like his image posting.

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>>46284931
maybe it's a friendship aura

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>>46284939
So you're just replying to your own spam then, thanks for confirming.

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>>46284960
Nope. My image posts are different!

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>>46284856
Excuse me but you're incorrect.

While it's understandable people can get the wrong idea by an Ocelomeh's ferocity and aggression during combat, their small village culture teaches them about the importance of friendly relations with those who surround them.

Not only with other mamono, such as Harpies they could trade with for their feathers or Alraunes, Honey Bees for sweet treats, but also with humans they don't consider a threat.

Ocelomehs cherish the husbands of other Ocelomehs, happily adopting them as members of her tribe and making an effort to making them feel welcomed, especially if recently hunted down.

When it comes to un-married males, perhaps getting lost in their territory or looking for help, if no one lays claims on him, they would simply see that his health is not a risk. If needed, he would be fed or healed, but certainly teased by the predators around him

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>>46284972
Why are you ruining anons fun.

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>>46284848
As if that works.

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>>46284972
You could have built on his post about them being hostile predators. But you chose to shut it down with this word salad. Why?
It's not like we have KC on speedial here insisting on this stuff.

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>>46284972
>Cozy life in the Ocelomeh village
Imagine being teased by the unseen kots as you wander through their territory. Flashes of gold among the green. Glittering eyes that disappear the moment you notice them. Perhaps they even brought fresh food and tempt you with its delicious smell.

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>>46284983
>>46285002
Pathetic samefagging

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>>46284848
Consider a tanned White Horn

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>>46284992
Yetis like bigfoot are purely myths made up to scare men

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>>46285009
No. They're both me. answer the question.
You probably just made all that up on the spot too. That's the oddest part.

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>>46285012
If yetis aren't real, how do you explain Leafs fans?

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>>46284972
>could trade with for their feathers or Alraunes, Honey Bees for sweet treats, but also with humans they don't consider a threat
This is interesting. Would takokots run a regional trade empire?

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>>46284993
>Sabbath sect that revolves around cooking tasty meals for their Onii-chans

Now I'm stuck at work with a mental picture of a grumpy office worker getting spoiled by his Baphomet little sister-wife's absurdly good and cutesy cooking until he loses his grumpy edge and becomes a proper devoted Onii-chan. Then she sneaks off to swap recipe ideas with the other girls in her sect until they find the ultimate Onii-chan spoiling breakfast, lunch, dinner and snack.

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>>46285016
You've had 14 months of non stop severe derangement so far, don't you think you should get some help already?

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>>46285040
Fuck off.

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>>46285040
Is that you, wikifag?

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>>46285024
That's just a human girl wearing fur to keep warm at the rink and she should pick a better team

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>>46285016
NTA, but that's all an extrapolation from their profile/extra, though? The appearance of brutality, the actual family-oriented mentality, the importance of having tribal roles/intercommunal relations. It's all entirely reasonable

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>>46285055
That's not written like extrapolation.

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>>46285042
>>46285049
He got you so mad you couldn't think of anything the first time, huh?

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>>46285060
Did it need to be? Just because it wasn't labeled "this is not explicitly stated in canon" doesn't make it unrealistic

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If a taco kot eats a taco, is that cannibalism?

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>>46285074
Because he shut down fun discussion with hugbox stuff.

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>>46285051
>in a nearly empty arena
>your seat is right next to a Yeti
>but that couldn't be a Yeti
>"That's just a human girl wearing fur because it's cold" you think
>5 minutes into the game you start to tug at her fur boots and mittens
>they don't budge
>the Yeti laughs and pulls you into a big hug so you stop yanking her fur
>"After the game, you" she says
>she plops you back in your seat and wraps her arm around you so you can't run

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>>46285055
>>46285074
You're arguing with the insane furry spammer, don't bother.

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>>46285055
>Ocelomeh culture is not like the amazoness where common gender roles are reversed. It is most common for them to raise their daughters together equally with their husbands. This is partially rooted in the value they place on raising their children into warriors who are not ashamed to present themselves to the gods, and thus they set an example by hunting with them from an early age and demonstrating how to love a husband with animal lust daily. (source: Patreon Q and A
This is the entire extra entry.

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>>46285080
Shut down? Nothing is stopping you. He added some fun world-building. Both are good. You can choose to participate or not, but whining about it is dumb.

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>>46284734
No! NO NOOOOO!!! I DON'T WANNA BE FUCKED BY A TURK!! AAAAIIIIEEEE!!!! WHERE'S THE BUG SPRAY!?

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>>46285080
"Shut down." ah, of course, not like someone couldn't have followed up with some in-universe banter about hearing his friend get brutally claimed or something

If 1 comment is enough to stop said fun discussion, then you do you I guess

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>>46285080
you should add multiple choice answers to your next prompt so you don't have to deal with any unanticipated outcomes

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>>46285098
There's quite a bit more that he's put out in bits and pieces.

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>>46285099
Yeah, kinda realized that--been off the threads a bit, got rusty I guess

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>>46285113
And we don't have access to them?

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This thread is for talking about
>A - Mamono in General
>B - Bitchy infighting between Anons
>C - CHESHIRES
Hint: The answer is Q.

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>>46285099
Where is it in the thread anon? Where is it?

[Anonymous No.]

I want to get dommed by a tall kiki with huge tits that has a barely intelligible slavic accent.

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LARGE CHESHIRE BUTT
BIG CHESHIRE ASS
HUGE CHESHIRE DUMPTRUCK
MASSIVE CHESHIRE PEACH
GIGANTIC CHESHIRE BUM
ENORMOUS CHESHIRE KEESTER

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>>46285127
Your posts are starting to become completely incoherent again. And we all saw that >>46285042

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>>46285110
Wow you are getting unreasonable about this when it was just pointed out to you that, instead of building on thread lore, you decided to lore dump some mge stuff.

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>>46285113
Hope this isn't a dupe. Another one. They have really detailed social lives/structures, and I really love it.

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>>46285138
you really need to learn about cause and effect one of these days. it'll help you out in the long run

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>>46278949
she can do both at the same time

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>>46285142
>how to love their beloved prey
Bit boring. I prefer the old stuff when we assumed they sacrificed anons and treated them sorta indifferently.

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>>46285148
You do you, I guess. I love them having a softer side even if they do "devour" you without mercy.

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>"Welcome honored guest, to the birthplace of our DYNASTY!"
>"..."
>"Why are you taking your clothes off, Tarnished? That's not what I meant! THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT!"

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>Here we see the ancient Cheshire drum circle
>Anon is performing the traditional male ceremonial role
>Rhythmically banging those Butt Bongos
>It's a sacred part of the Cheshire mating ritual

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Tall monsters with flat chests and tiny shortstack tiddymonsters

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>>46285005
>Spontaneous cooking contest between the Ocelomehs to see which dish Anon likes the most

>Meanwhile Anon is loosing his mind as he keeps encountering homemade food randomly through the jungle as he's lost and trying to find a way our

[Anonymous No.]

Attack of the weasels

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Foxes always have a smug look

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>>46285220
Look at the size of her huge......tail

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>>46285035
If a village is big enough, they would surely try to link up with other villages and try to stablish one. Whoever, they would have to compete with other mamono also wanting to dig in and their clients trying to raise their prices. Not to mention other, more aggressive types, extortioning protection money out of rich but weak mamono.

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>>46285225
War. Steal their men for our temples. Hear the lamentations of their women.
No peace, only religious warfare.

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>>46285219
>getting a weasel so sweaty she loses all her electrolytes and can't zap you
Genius!

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>be peaceful amazoness
>eventually your village in the deep wilderness makes contact with the ocelomeh empire
>at first they just want to trade fruit and meat
>their demands start getting more and more elaborate
>eventually in the cover of night they come charging into your village
>you fight valiantly but lose against seemingly endless numbers
>Shoved into wagons your entire village is brought to their capital
>your sons are dragged out. You are forced to watch as they are given away as tribute and sacrificed to their temple prietesses and favored warrriors
>their moans of pleasure will haunt you forever
>years later
>you and your husband have been sent to work the farms on the coast
>you've heard of lots of other locals being conquered by the tacokot empire and you've almost lost hope
>but as you look into the distance you see something cresting the horizon
>a giant sailing ship like nothing you've seen before, with men in armor and angels crewing it

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>>46285222
1 big tail or 9 smaller ones?

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>>46285280
They're not that kind of Aztec. Well, maybe it something corrupted them enough.

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>>46285299
One big tail.

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>>46285299
9 smaller ones. More points to grab.

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>>46285106
>Brutally claimed
Friendly reminder that rape from a historical context from KC is literally "It's not rape because he came" instead of whatever the fuck he tweeted out.

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>>46285247
>Weasel strips down to her underwear to try and cool off
>Anon is now trapped in a room with a monster in her underwear
Do you think you can outrun lightning?

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>>46285399
It was something like
>Westerners think it is "I am being raped but am overcome by pleasure so cannot control myself"
>but it is actually japanese salaryman point of view "Someone pretty is having sex with me. YAY!"
Basically his whole logic is a reverse molestation scenario of an ultra submissive man.

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>>46285380
>"Welcome to Snek Club, how snek are you?"

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>>46285417
It's still the hentai trope of
>One party gets molested or assaulted
>Loses themselves in pleasure
>???
>Grofit

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>>46285435
Yes but he tweeted out more and more to make it less rapey
>you always wanted it
>she can sense consent
>you are soulmates
>she can rewrite time

[Anonymous No.]

KC has backtracked on so much over the years its insane

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>>46285480
however, you can watch the demonlord give birth

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>>46285549
>watching baby come out of opening vagina
Perfectly fine. Bring an audience. It's pure. The miracle of childbirth.
>watching girl open her open vagina
Disgusting. Why would anyone watch that? Absolute degeneracy.

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>>46285562
Seethe.
Dilate.

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>Mick's schizoing out again
So what happened this time? New girl, new story, new art or did the furnigger get bullied again?

[Anonymous No.]

I miss this artist drawing this girl and I give a negative shit about her actual game

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>Zap

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>peaceful monster village on the fringes
>home to many variety of monsters and their human companions
>home to wealthy fields of crops, a bustling market place harboring lots of trade and coin, little complaints to be made besides some houses needing repairs
>little kiki running along with her friends in the square and playing around the fountain, not a worry in the world
>suddenly they see some commotion being made in the square, a very scary looking man in some fancy uniform get up being pushed down by the mayor and some of the monster before they throw his peaked cap at him
>uniformed man shrieks at them as he stumbles off, swearing that "the Order will deal with this depraved center of hedonism and heresy" before he's gone
>kiki's mom and pop finally find her with shopping baskets full of fruits in hand and she clings to her mother's dress
>"Ma, what was that about? Who was that man and why was the Mayor beatin' him up?"
>Mother Kiki pats her head and reassures her - "Zhat was just one of those Order goons, sweet."
>"Order?"
>"Da. They are just really mean people that want to rule everything. They try to bully our mayor into submitting, so he keeps driving them off. Looks like this time got heated more than usual."
>"Ma, a-are we going to be alright...?"
>"Of course, dear. Nothing is going to happen. Come on now, tell your friends bye bye, we have to go home now and have supper!"
>little kiki bids her friends farewell and goes back home
>sleeps well that night, just like the rest of the village
>come tomorrow, overcast sets in a little, light rain, so little kiki gets excited and puts on her yellow boots to go splash in the rain puddles with her friends
>heads to the square right away
>except, today is a little different
>her friends aren't there, in fact, not a lot of people are
>but among the few monsters and men still out, everyone's so fixated upon something in the sky that's really big!
>little kiki sees a big shadow pass overhead and hops up on the fountain to get a better look
>up there in the sky, it's a huuuuge zeppelin!
>a giant airship with a metallic skull fashioned on the front, got lots of flags waving from its sides
>and then a hatch on the bottom of it opens up
>it begins dropping bombs
>little kiki looks on, speechless as a bomb falls on some houses and explodes, blowing them away
>and then come golden spears from the sky - Angels... ma always told kiki about the Angels, about how dangerous they were...
>little kiki suddenly gets grabbed from behind by pop, he's shouting in distress and running, cause that zeppelin's coming closer, dropping more and more bombs
>closer to them
>practically overhead now when it drops a bomb and
>everything goes quiet to little kiki and she blacks out
>awakens to see the street littered with smoke, there's fire everywhere, kiki hears screams in the distance all around
>looks up, sees pop buried under some rubble, trying to crawl his way out
>"Papa!" screams little kiki
>suddenly, kiki sees some men approaching, help they must be, so little kiki stands up and calls them over, shouting for help
>pa tries to tell her not to, tries to tell her to run, but he can't, lungs must have been punctured
>kiki waves her arms, until she stops and realizes these men coming closer
>they're all uniformed, they wear gas masks and spiked helmets with skulls on them
>and that man in the peaked cap from yesterday is there too
>he steps up, takes one look down at kiki's papa
>takes out his pistol and shoots pa as little kiki screams and kicks, being held back by the soldiers
>they start laughing as throw her down a well alive, knowing she's too weak to crawl out and survive
>but little kiki will survive, all the way until this whole thing is over
>and she will remember every bit of it from start to stop
>and she will remember the face of that man who shot defenseless pop in the head...

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So edgy! You sure you're not supposed to be writing for the DC Universe?

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>>46285592

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>>46285592
Kiki batman is the hero we need.
Someday she'll defeat the order and her arch nemesis, the jokot.

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>>46285589
Full body tingly hugs

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>>46285592
Why does the thread cry every time an interesting greentext gets dropped?

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>>46285652
They only want cozyposting.

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>>46285659
Here I'll sanitize that greentext for them

>peaceful coom village cooming cum sex cum
>bustling sex marketplace full of cum fruit cumming on food sex behind market stalls sex every day
>little kiki child playing with her friends
>suddenly all have pedophilic sex with men coom cumming a lot sex with children this is okay btw sex every day
>mayor beats up bad order man
>lots of sex order man sex had with order mancoom cum sex cum in vagina cum in anus cum on feet cum in mouth incubuze now he good now
>sex continue happen every day sex sex sex cum sex sex cum nobody do anything else but sex literally every minute every day is sex cum cum this is good btw
>the end

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>>46285583
I liked his drawing but hated the tsundere shit plot

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>go to the cat kingdom
>besides the cat mamono, there's a lot of normal, unmonsterized cats
>pet and play with the cats and pay no mind to the manono
>go home single
What a perfect vacation. Can't wait to do it again next year!

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>>46285652
>interesting greentext
It the fucking Batman plot, what's interesting about superhero garbage?

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>>46285718
Do superheroes live rent free in your head or something? Batman didn't even invent that trope anon.

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>>46285709
>Anon snuck out one of the many cats from the cat kingdom.
>She was a cutey who meowed adorably and was a purry little lap cat.
>Once back home, she quickly took over the house, always meowing for this, that, or the other thing.
>You swear she even understands you when you talk to her.
>Also she loves TV and seems to really like musicals.
>What an odd little cat.
>Such a great vacation idea! And an amazing reminder of it every day.

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>kiki is a good maid
>she made many useful things to clean and help master
>one day she is traveling for master to get some groceries
>but suddenly, she is kidnapped by order knights!
>They take kiki to a cave deep in order territory and force her to make explosive dirt piles
>but in secret kiki starts making a suit that will let her escape and clean ten times faster.

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>>46285098
Holy shit amazoness's are garbage compared to Ocelomeh, i don't know how any one could like them?

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>>46285776
Amazoness is at the highest level of femdom while Ocelomeh is a tier or two below. Some men just want to be nothing more than well-loved possessions. I'm with you though. Ocelomeh are absolutely based. I've had a thought bouncing around lately about either writing another Ocelomeh story or continuing the one I did for the contest at some point. Tacokots are the few femdomsters that I'd be okay ending up with.

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>>46285738
>watching cats the musical on loop forever

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>>46285718
>Kiki was doing well, then the Order Nation attacked
>Kiki just wanted to go play with her Womp-mouse friends at Tosche Station, but her Aunt and Uncle...
Its an origin just not origin-al.

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>>46285420
>the first rule of Snek club is...
>the second rule of Snek Club is...
>the third rule, if it's your first night, you have to Snek.

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How does one Snek?

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>>46285895

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>>46285709
>Lots of normal, unmonsterized cats
t. Man who thinks Ulthar has normal cats at all when they can talk if they want to, or fuck, or leave your friends behind.

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hellwan

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why doesn't KC just get laid irl already

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I was reading the last Orc mom doujinshi by Muneshiro, and I can understand why so many boys would participate in monster sports with their grandmas when they look like this, I would go straight to the cumflation discipline with a granny like that.

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Hockey is a very violent sport how the monster girls react when a guy gets pancaked into the glass or when a full out brawl starts?

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>>46285592
continue?

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imagine a YanTsun chimera

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snek

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>>46286012
I don't like the slutty mom, but I really liked her daughters, specially the tomboy more like the fat nerd

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>>46286092
I liked the boy that steals their friend's moms and also gets fucked by his friends

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>>46285572
Toriyama died so I imagine all brownies are upset right now.

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My Ryu wife is sobbing uncontrollably right now and I have no idea what's going on. She keeps talking about balls.

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Goodnight Anons, rest well and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, join a salamander in watching a show from her youth that set her on the path she took.
After all, its not every day that someone decides to turn yellow and shoot beams.

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>>46286233
>join a salamander in watching a show from her youth that set her on the path she took.
>she watched WWE Smackdown
oh no, thae cage!

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>>46286245
You really should have seen it coming considering she came in with a steel chair.

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>>46286245
Wrestling is fake!

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>>46286012
Isn't embarrassing for a grandma to dress like that? she should start dressing properly like her age

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>>46286284
What do you mean? it's perfectly normal for monster hags to try to imitate new trends, specially grandmas trying to go for their grandsons attention, they even learned to use cellphones to take photos like this https://files.catbox.moe/hbwdzv.png and videos like this https://files.catbox.moe/le0xs5.webm so they can brag to other monster hags about how much their grandsons love them, some even hang those photos in the kitchen walls or the fridge.

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>>46286264
you're fake

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>>46286422
She looks like a good platonic friend

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Do NOT accept raiju cuddles
They never end until the raiju decides to let go and you can finally move again.

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fat snek

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>>46286511
zap weasels are too devious

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>be humble miller that makes grain for a living
>always take care to keep myself in good health and hygiene and wear clean clothing
>always be nice to everyone I see hoping my kindness and function as a decent member of society will pay off somehow
>decide I'm a little lonely at my quaint little mill and that I should get a girl to accompany me in life
>head down to the tavern in town to chat up the girls
>mostly every female around is already married to some schmuck
>try chatting up a satyros I saw at the bar sitting all by herself and have a pleasant enough conversation, but then she has to leave and bids me farewell
>see from the window her going to some guy she'd been looking at the whole time
>some rude, fat drunkard speaking profanity in every sentence who looks like he'd cause a fight if he were inside
>satyros seduces him and takes him away talking about how she'll correct his attitude
>get fed up and leave after paying my tab
>everywhere I go in this town, all the human men that get wives and girls are the most despicable pieces of shit you could imagine
>nobody pays me any attention
>is it because I refuse to be a fucking asshole for a living or something? Is the key to success being a heartless cunt to everyone? Why are monsters like this?
>I thought they were supposed to be better than human women and not do this "bad boys are so attractive" junk...
>had enough of this "nice guy finishes last" shite
>go back home to my mill
>keep looking back to check if by chance some monster noticed how much of a downer I was and decided to follow me out of pity
>none
>get back to my mill
>a goddamn dragon arrives
>she demands all my month's grain as "tithe" since she's been a bit infamous in the area doing this to other farmers
>tell her to fuck off rightfully as I'll not have my shit robbed from me
>she burns down my mill and leaves me with nothing
I am moving back to the Order lands now. I would rather die in some toxic mine working to death than deal with this junk...

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>>46286538
>Chilling in Zipangu hotsprings resting spot to recover health and mana before the boss fight
>Get fucking obliterated by lightning damage because a local raiju decided to go for a dip at the same time

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>>46286511
That sounds pretty great though?

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>>46286635
Sad but it's the fate of a lot of anons, mamonos are not our friends or allies

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>>46286635
>claims to be a good person
>gets this pissy over being single
Idk you sound like you deserve it to me

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Elegy for Toriyama

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>>46286635
Miseryfags deserve it

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>>46286635
This reeks of /tg/

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>>46286635
I think the dragon shouldn't have stopped there, she should have ripped your head off too and put you out of all that misery.

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>>46275314
I am now a hot water bottle. Goodbye, bros...

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>>46286786
MGE are ok with mercy kill?

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>>46286635
A human woman wouldn't let a man like this go to waste, unlike monsters

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Well guys see you tomorrow, it's time to sleep.
I wish I had a Zombie to cuddle while trying to sleep during this scorching hot summer.

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>>46286850
She would squeeze him dry from money before leaving for someone else

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>>46286857
It's winter you doofus, just open your window

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>>46286860
No, not every human woman is the same as in your distorted perception that has no basis in reality. There are plenty that would want to settle down somewhere quiet with a guy like that, look at what m*nsters did to him instead.

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>>46286888
I really like those funny cats but I always make they angy, why? I thought that my self deprecating jokes were funny

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>>46286929
You just need to take funny classes, maybe then you can make them laugh and sneak into your bed

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>>46286945
T. Jobless chesh

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>>46286864
He's probably from that weird upside down island.

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>>46286961
They have funny peoples and great cats. I like them

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>>46286956
Who gave cheshire permission to get on the internet?

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>>46286978
Me

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>>46286956
>Chesh likes to brag about her college education
>Yes, annoying purple kot wife, I know you went to Clown College and graduated Ana Cum Laude
>Whats wrong Anon Husband, don't you like clowns, don't you think they are funny

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cheshire is too silly

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>Everyone punishes jokester cheshires with anal
>Cheshires never having regular sex cause they always need punishment
How will cheshires ever expect to have kittens at this rate?

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>>46287008
Magically the semen gets transported not unlike the magic bullet that got jfk. The sperm gets where it needs to go even from anal with cheshires.

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>>46286986
Ok but can you send spells with your jester class?
>>46287008
Good behaving chesh get kittens
>>46286991
Love this pic