Masturbating Machine

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Masturbating Machine Anonymous Fri Mar 12 23:52:14 2010 No.4620856 [Reply] [Original]

Fuck the flesh light. I want this thing!
http://www.kanojotoys.com/product_info.php?products_id=494{45}464{2}403
This is what I've always wanted. Girls have it so easy when masturbating. Stick a vibrator in a lay back. Guys have always had the most crude methods for getting off. Its pricey but I really want it.
I'm gonna save some cash up and buy this over the summer.
Anybody else in on this?

pic and video related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Xd2ldyjSwo

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 12 23:53:14 2010 No.4620867 Meanwhile in Japan: Shredded Penis Syndrome

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 12 23:55:14 2010 No.4620880 Lateral stimulation doesn't look very fun.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 12 23:58:14 2010 No.4620915 >>4620880 Well it seems like its one of the regular masturbator things but placed on a rotating engine. I hope later versions get more precise. I'm just tired of the plain old masturbation methods for men.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 12 23:59:14 2010 No.4620925 OH FUCK WHY IS MY DICK INFLATING!?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 12 23:59:14 2010 No.4620940 Would you really shove your dick into a machine like a that?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 12 23:59:14 2010 No.4620939 >>4620925 Because. You know you want this shit spinning all over your dick.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 12 23:59:14 2010 No.4620933 Just imagine the 911 call if this thing fucks up.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 12 23:59:14 2010 No.4620932 can it play .flac?

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 13 00:00:14 2010 No.4620945 >>4620940 wouldn't you? Its so fucking awesome. Just look at it.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 13 00:01:14 2010 No.4620953 Does it run Linux?

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 13 00:01:14 2010 No.4620959 >>4620940 I wouldn't trust anything but my hand with the goods.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 13 00:02:14 2010 No.4620968 ITS SPINNING AT THE SPEED OF LIGHT IM CUMMING HARD AND I CAN'T FIND THE REMOTE I KEEP CUMMING MORE AND MORE IM TRAPPED IN A CYCLE OF ORGASMS AND I DON'T WANT TO STOP

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 13 00:02:14 2010 No.4620972 >>4620945 No. No, I wouldn't. Just, no.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 13 00:04:14 2010 No.4620985 >>4620959 Thats boring. you're boring. Get the fuck out. Imagine if women felt this way. "I don't know...imagine if I get so wet that the vibrator electrocutes me. Only my hands or a dick go down there" Stop slowing progress Mother Teresa.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 13 00:04:14 2010 No.4620993 >>4620945 Think of a crocodile doing the death roll. Now imagine that the crocodile got your dick and started rolling.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 13 00:05:14 2010 No.4621000 >>4620993 Now imagine that crocodile has a moth that feels like a vagina.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 13 00:05:14 2010 No.4621008 My hand is more skilled then any machine can be.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 13 00:06:14 2010 No.4621010 I don't really want something spinning down there like that.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 13 00:07:14 2010 No.4621024 I'm with you OP Haters gonna hate.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 13 00:09:14 2010 No.4621039 >>4620856 /jp/ - Adverts to a Known-to-be-Underage Userbase for "Adult Novelties" of the Kind Usually Intended for Dirty Old Men / General

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 13 00:09:14 2010 No.4621033 The difference between men and women when it comes to masturbation: Women- YES STICK MORE GADGETS IN ME Men- I have my hand. Thats enough.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 13 00:10:14 2010 No.4621045 >>4621000 I WILL NEVER FUCK A GIRL

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 13 00:11:14 2010 No.4621050 >>4620856 MAXIMUM FAPPAGE

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 13 00:11:14 2010 No.4621053 It's like I'm really fucking Hina.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 13 00:12:14 2010 No.4621061 >>4621033 Fucking change this. Girls get all the cool sex shit. They have an ivibrate thing that vibrate to the rhythm of sounds being produced around you. Why can't we get shit like that?

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 13 00:16:14 2010 No.4621098 I NEED THIS NOW

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 13 00:17:14 2010 No.4621101 File: 606 KB, 1760x2020, rude_boy_300dpi.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] There are vibrating male sex toys. I have a rude boy personally. It makes me whimper like a little girl been defiled every time I use it.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 13 00:18:14 2010 No.4621115 >>4621101 Explain to us in great deal how this works.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 13 00:18:14 2010 No.4621114 My dick hurts just looking at that thing.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 13 00:18:14 2010 No.4621111 >>4621101 That thing. It looks evil. I don't even know you'd use it.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 13 00:19:14 2010 No.4621119 you put it in your butt hole

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 13 00:20:14 2010 No.4621123 >>4621101 Looks like prostate stimulation. If you go that way then any bullet vibrator can be used by men. I'm talking front end stuff.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 13 00:20:14 2010 No.4621124 >>4621101 Very tempted to buy one.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 13 00:20:14 2010 No.4621126 >It makes me whimper like a little girl been defiled every time I use it. Go on...

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 13 00:20:14 2010 No.4621127 >>4621119 Sou desu ka?

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 13 00:21:14 2010 No.4621137 I tried to stimulate my prostate, it didn't work out. I don't even think I had the right area.

Anonymous Sat Mar 13 00:22:14 2010 No.4621139

>>4621119
Thats not enough detail. I want to know how far it goes in, how he twists it around, what name he calls out while he is using it, how his back spasms as he reaches his glorious climax and falls limp into the fetal position, not quite ready to remove it yet for fear of never feeling that good ever again.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 13 00:22:14 2010 No.4621144 >>4621137 I tried too. After getting insertion, it just felt...uncomfortable.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 13 00:24:14 2010 No.4621159 >>4621137 You know you've gotten it when it feels like cumming...except in your ass and for as long as you will it.

Anonymous Sat Mar 13 00:24:14 2010 No.4621154

>>4621111
>>4621115

You lube it up and stick it up your pooper with the hook pointing towards the front. The tip will slide inside keep enough to firmly press against your prostate. Then you sit down and those little bumps will be pressed into your perineum (that's the bit on the outside between your anus and your ballsack).

Then you press the black button on the silver vibrating bullet and just cum uncontrollably.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 13 00:24:47 2010 No.4621155 >>4621139 Faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaag

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 13 00:25:14 2010 No.4621169 >>4621159 >>4621159 I've only managed to achieve that once. It was glorious ;_;

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 13 00:25:14 2010 No.4621167 >>4621155 >Posts on /jp/ >Calls others a fag.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 13 00:26:14 2010 No.4621178 whirling around doesn't do shit for me.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 13 00:28:14 2010 No.4621187 So besides faggots that think the hand is enough, would anybody else actually buy the thing in OP?

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 13 00:29:14 2010 No.4621197 >>4621154 Ok now I am interested

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 13 00:35:14 2010 No.4621228 >>4621154 can you use it while sitting down? How much is it?

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 13 00:43:14 2010 No.4621280 >>4621228 Yes you can sit down while using it, in fact sitting down or lying down is the best way it as it keeps it firmly inside of you. It's pretty exensive though, I think you can get on for about 80 USD.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 13 01:01:14 2010 No.4621350 >>4621280 So is it true you can just orgasm as long as you want?

>>	AJP TAYLOR Sat Mar 13 01:03:14 2010 No.4621361 >>4621350 Until your penis is a gangrenous lump of useless meat putty and you enter into Darwin Awards territory you dolts!

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 13 01:09:14 2010 No.4621393 >>4621361 I see

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 13 01:10:14 2010 No.4621395 >>4621280 $80 for a device that lasts longer that you do is a bargain. Assuming it doesn't break for at least 90 days.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 13 01:14:14 2010 No.4621418 >>4621350 No you still cum as normal, it's just more powerful than normal orgasm. Also the edging part itself is much more pleasurable.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 13 01:18:14 2010 No.4621436 http://www.justusboys.com/forum/view.php?blog=242338&id=17407 >This orgasm lasted for about 20 minutes and ended in hands-free ejaculation wat

Anonymous Sat Mar 13 01:22:14 2010 No.4621456

>>4621101
http://www.stockroom.com/The-Rude-Boys-P2996.aspx

As an owner of several types of Aneros, I've been considering one of these for awhile. Thanks, now I'll definitely have to order one (probably the Bad Boy) with my next paycheck.

For those of you who haven't tried prostate simulation, the type of orgasm is different. There is nothing like shaking uncontrollably, without ejaculation. The afterglow is completely different, it's very peaceful, content, and satisfied. And you might want to cuddle.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 13 01:23:14 2010 No.4621459 >>4621436 Like a dream come true.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 13 01:23:14 2010 No.4621462 >>4621350 It's possible to have multiple orgasms for as long as you want, you may or may not ejaculate.

Anonymous Sat Mar 13 01:24:14 2010 No.4621465

One thing though with the rude boy, the bumpy thing that massages your perineum also causes retrograde ejaculation if you sit on it at some angles. So that when you cum you can feel your body spasming as it tries to pump out semen, but instead of flowing up your penis and out it's blocked physically inside and makes an U turn and flows into your bladder.

Pleasure of being cummed inside indeed.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 13 01:24:14 2010 No.4621468 I'd actually be interested in toys like this. Problem is, it just looks like they took a normal (maybe a bit wider) ona hole and put it on an electric motor. That 1) doesn't sound all that comfortable 2) seems rather cheap.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 13 01:26:14 2010 No.4621479 >>4620856 is that a new iPod?

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 13 01:27:14 2010 No.4621486 So that thing just twists my dick? I don't think so Tim.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 13 01:28:14 2010 No.4621489 >>4621468 http://www.stockroom.com/Dual-Motion-Handheld-Sex-Machine-P2457.aspx (Because I already had the website up.) Not cheap, but should last a lifetime. You provide the Fleshlight and drill.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 13 01:29:14 2010 No.4621492 >>4621489 Why did you already have that website up?

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 13 01:29:14 2010 No.4621496 >>4621489 is that a fucking drill?

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 13 01:31:14 2010 No.4621505 >>4621489 ...just wow.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 13 01:34:14 2010 No.4621523 >>4621492 Looking into bondage supplies.

>>	NukuAnon !KkQuCBjG6M Sat Mar 13 01:38:14 2010 No.4621555 >>4621465 Oh wow. I just might want one of these....And that disturbs me...

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 13 01:39:14 2010 No.4621557 >>4621101 >It makes me whimper like a little girl been defiled every time I use it. Dammit /jp/, every time I tell myself I should stop being such a faggot you drag me back down.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 13 01:43:14 2010 No.4621582 >>4621557 Why would you want to stop? WEAR NO DISGUISE FOR ME COME INTO THE OPEN.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 13 01:44:14 2010 No.4621588 >>4621523 Just in case somebody here thinks I've got a girl to play with, that's not the case at all. Even without a mistress, I find it highly stimulating to wear bondage by myself. ;_;

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 13 01:46:14 2010 No.4621598 >>4621588 That's ok, I masturbate to myself in the mirror, dressed up as a girl.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 13 01:46:14 2010 No.4621596 >>4621588 >Just in case somebody here thinks I've got a girl to play with That is not the case.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 13 01:47:14 2010 No.4621602 >>4621598 Who doesn't?

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 13 01:50:14 2010 No.4621622 >>4621598 I dress up in my meido outfit complete with high-thighs, lay down on my back, stick something in my ass and start fapping til I cum over myself. Then I proceed to cry over how pathetic I've become.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 13 01:51:14 2010 No.4621627 >>4621602 I'm not cute enough as a girl to get myself off to ;_;

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 13 01:55:14 2010 No.4621644 >>4621627 It's not about looks, it's about attitude. Cute clothes, "proper" hygiene, and make-up help but they're not everything.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 13 02:05:14 2010 No.4621695 >>4621644 If feeling pathetic could get me off I'd be cumming without break

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 13 02:39:14 2010 No.4621889 >>4621598 Thank god I'm not the only one

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 13 02:42:14 2010 No.4621905 It's USB compatible...

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 13 05:47:14 2010 No.4622728 File: 193 KB, 661x935, 9310661.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Googles rude boy, sees on sale for $50, ends up buying another goddamn sex toy thanks to /jp/ Bampu. I was looking for one anyway, though.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 13 05:48:14 2010 No.4622732 >>4622728 What an ugly touhou that is. Who is she?

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