Monster Girl Thread

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Leave it to the pro!

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big hebi

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She's leaving soon

I'm not ready

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>>46197441
Or a smol wan.

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>>46197435
People! Ever since Helldivers 2 released and Starship Troopers became popular and trending in social media because of Helldivers 2. I have noticed so many people now openly hating bugs and automatons. Boys are now yelling out "THE ONLY GOOD BUG IS A DEAD BUG!" and "I hate socialist robots!!!"

Helldivers 2 and Starship Troopers trending in social media is a successful Order psyop and propaganda campaign isn't it? No doubt the Order's recruitment and enlistment rates are now going up thanks to it. Poor greenworms now facing racist insults and tirades everywhere...

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Personally, I think that apophis is the most purple monster.
Thoughts?

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>>46197484
might need to measure her breast weight to be sure

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>>46197484
Definitely tastes the most purple, that's for sure.

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Powerslut here. I saw something that made my day today. I went in a run down gas station to use the bathroom, and it had those awful condom and sex pill dispensers. I saw one that said "Horny Goat Weed", and laughed so much the owner gave me a funny look when I left, and I later found out it's a flora grown in East Asia as an aphrodisiac and male enchantment thingy, and I kept thinking about how I'd love to give my Bapho wife some to see her reaction. Dammit, now I want someone to draw (You) giving a Bapho the stuff and then she pounces on (You).
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Epimedium

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>go back to Deonora's castle
>on her bedroom wall is a painting of a huge red dragon destroying an entire city with its breath
>after a few seconds, she notices you staring at it
>"Oh... I, um... I probably should take that down"

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>be fast food wagie
>take metro train from apartment suburbs to MGC
>have to deal with hags breathing down my neck and pyrows making fun of my job when they see my hat on the train
>arrive to Oni Burger
>my blue oni boss chides me for being late by one minute
>"Anon, where were you?! We got customers, and they're hungry!"
>get to flipping burgers and dousing them with beer and sake all day per Oni cooking methods with red oni coworker
>dormouse customer at drive thru keeps falling asleep trying to order at the menu
>have to cook the orders of a whole family of echidnas, which means I have to work hard to make nuggets and burgers and chicken sandwiches and the Oni-Rib and fill different drink orders for over 18 Echidna kids and their two parents
>Danuki customer pays me at the register with an "IOU" instead of money and my blue oni boss gets mad at me for it
>wock customer comes to the register after finishing her meal but not to make an order, she just wanted to tell me I'm a good cook in between burping and then leaving
>she comes back through the drive thru for another order anyway
>unruly Hellhound punk customer spills her soda and whistles across the restaurant saying "WAGIE WAGIE! CLEAN IT UUUUP!"
>blue oni boss snaps at me for not paying attention and thrusts the mop into my hand
>finally get to clock out at 1AM and take the train home
>have to deal with the Undead since they take the metro at night
>lich sitting next to me keeps telling me about how she'd like to experiment on my young flesh
>two Wight bitches sitting further down in the car whisper about how "working class scum are so disgusting" while looking my way
>get home and get to sleep in my small apartment for five hours before I have to get ready to go to work again at 6AM
>fast food job at Oni Burger isn't paying enough to cover my rent, landlord is telling me she'll have no choice but to evict me if I can't make dues (my landlord is the same Danuki who gave me an IOU at work earlier)
B-Boy, I sure love living in MGC alright! Haha... hahahaha....

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>>46197643
>he doesn't know getting "evicted" by his danuki landlord just means she moves him into her home and makes him into a househusband

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>>46197643
Just date that Wock and marry her and become her stay at home chef. Don't you know Wocks are absolutely loaded with cash? How else would they be able to afford all that food they eat?

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>>46197464
beeg boogs...

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What does it mean when the human woman has dark energy radiating from her?

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>>46197761
It means you like human women.

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anybody figure out what you're supposed to do with a fox after you unseal them?

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>>46197941
Make more foxes!

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>>46197941
Sex.

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>everyone told me not to go near foxes because they would trick me
>go near a fox
>instead she just hugs me and clings to me and lets me hold her close while giggling and kissing each other sensually
>pat her head and rub her funny twitching ears while she coos and snuggles her head into my chest
>I don't feel tricked but actually am happy?????
I don't get it, why do people say foxes are so bad? My new fox wife doesn't seem bad at all!

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>>46197643

I don't think I've ever heard a version of MGC that doesn't sound like a nightmare to live in (even in fics that aren't meant to be grimdark). I think I'd want to leave not long after moving there.

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>>46198034
yeah but the rent's great

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If I kill myself now before any portals, will I still be eligible for a monster wife once they come to our world?

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>>46198100
Sounds like a question only the patreon Q&A can answer.

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>>46198100
Nope. Just an eternity in this world's Hell, of which there are no friendly or cute monsters.

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I want to spank a Succubutt.

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Don't worry monsters, if anything I'm going to be making YOU the sandwich.
A knuckle sandwich!

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>>46198109
They are snappy and business like.
>cute
yes
>friendly
probably not

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There's a creek that runs through my land that has a waterfall and I keep catching monsters bathing under it. Don't they know not to trespass and do their homes not come with a shower? How do I stop them

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>>46198132
amazon butt crack

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>>46198132

I want to rub oil into an Amazon's toned back

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>>46198119
Nope, the monsters in our Hell are all male and/or trannies.

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Hell is empty and all the demons are up here.
Seriously, they can't find a house! Let them live with you! Please! Don't leave a dork out in the cold!

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>>46198160
Did the hell freeze?

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>>46198132
After playing so much Black Reliquary I can't stop thinking about amazons on skimpy clothes and beautiful toned bodies

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>>46198160

I'd rather have a Demon or Imp at my door than a Lilim

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>>46198170
You shouldn't stare or you'll get caught. You've got to learn to take glances with your peripheral vision so she doesn't notice

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>>46198132
Imagine the gape potential

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Marry the bug

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>>46198224
i'm doing my part

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>>46198224
You will not destroy our way of life!

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>>46198213
With how trained those anal muscles are I bet she can open willingly and close so tight that not even liquids can get in

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>>46198224
feed the bug

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>>46198251
The signing of the treaty of appolsworth... was a low day for humanity

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>>46198100
>If I kill myself now
Why would you do that when orangutans are endangered and you could help them?

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>>46198257
I will never forgive the greenworms for stabbing us in the back like that. Selling out OUR appols to THIER grubby insect mouths...

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>>46198262
That's a good point
I will donate the money I have to help them

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>>46198262
>>46198271
Could or would mamono mana reintroduce lots of lost biodiversity that occurs as a result of human civilization?

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>>46198280
>sex dinosaurs
>sex insects
>Sex bees
>sex dodo
You could call it biodiverse but you'd be wrong

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>>46198287
I mean animals and plant matter. I know boars can grow into gargantuan sizes when exposed to demon mana so I'm curious how this affects the rest of the ecosystem besides providing lush green paradises for humans.

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Thank goodness Bees don't rape you, I have nothing to fear from the Bees that flutter around my rural house pollinating all the plants I have around while I sit back and relax in my lawn chair by the pool. They don't bother me at all.

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>>46198298
IT'S HIP

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>>46198298
Bees are good girls who would never do anything evil

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>>46198307
what about when they get really drunk on fermented juice?

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>>46198314
The worst that would happen is they revert back to communicating with dancing like regular bees and a bunch of drunk bees dancing is nothing to worry about

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>>46198298
Yeah but don't fall asleep on the lawn chair, sleeping humans can't say no so they're basically consenting. You'll wake up to a Bee riding you.

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>>46198224
then what?

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>Beeposting
LMAO.
Really?
I mean... really?
Those fuzzy fuckers? Them? THOSE are your insect of choice.
I'm not judging or anything, it's not as if there's ANOTHER flying insect who is ALSO YELLOW AND BLACK but is A MILLION TIMES BETTER than BEES.

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>real r-a-p-e-s of young boys and adult men

>75 free files listed

>files taken from a secret closed site

>site with a list of files

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>>46198376

The chitinous hands of a Wasp typed this post

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>>46198376
>ANOTHER flying insect who is ALSO YELLOW AND BLACK but is A MILLION TIMES BETTER than BEES.
I don't think a yellow and black Papillion is that much better but I suppose it could be worse you could be talking about wasps which would be wrong

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Throw me to the wolves and I'll come back a father

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>>46198376
Tiny wasp waists
Huge wasp hips
Powerful wasp legs
You will not pull out.

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>>46198376
Uh oh!
Looks like SOMEONE got surrounded and overheated by bees!
I mean, I couldn't imagine the proud monster behind this post losing to a bunch of weak, lame, 'fuzzy fuckers', right?

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>Hundreds of bored Bee neets (or BEEts) doing nothing in their safe hives slandering hardworking wasps online again

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>>46198420
Heh
beets

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Imagine thinking bees exist. How gullible do you have be to believe fairy tales about a highly hierarchical race living in elaborately built communal housing made up of hexagons, where they just keep making sweets all day? And they have an evil counterpart race that doesn't make sweets and instead fucks up anyone that they don't like? Morons.

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I AM NOT HEBI BAIT I AM NOT HEBI BAIT I AM NOT HEBI BAIT I AM NOT HEBI BAIT!!!!! Why does Miss Hebi wait outside my door for 6 hours a day? Does she have nothing better to do??? I'm a massive loser, so I sure as fuck don't have anything better to do, but doesn't she have a Ryu to serve or something?

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I'll never be amazed at how quickly wasps get mad when men talk about how great the sweetest bug is

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>Sweetest bug
Sweatiest bug more like LMAO

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i like the honeypot ant girls better

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>>46198475
Of course, they get sweaty they're out doing useful things like pollinating or making honey all day while wasps on the other hand sit around being mean

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>>46198425
ms wasp who runs a confectionary because she wants to make sweet things too

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>>46198492
Whats the point of getting sweaty if bees don't have the abs to lick?
Buff tomboy wasps win again.

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I am an arachnophobe. No, I don't ACTUALLY want to fuck spiders, I genuinely hate them. Keep those fucking things away from me.

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>>46198526
the classical tsundere

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>>46198492
umm wasps pollinate flowers to look it up

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>>46198526

I can't think of anything more likely to make me shit myself on first contact than an arachne-type mamano. I get that they're still a monstergirl, but how would I not focus on the literal giant spider that the girl's torso is stuck on top of.

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Wasps, often misunderstood and unfairly maligned, play crucial roles in our bedrooms. Let’s debunk some misconceptions and appreciate these remarkable wives:

Pollinators: Some wasps also contribute to pollination. While bees are well-known pollinators, it’s essential to recognize that bees are essentially wasps that have “forgotten how to hunt” and evolved into specialized pollinators.

Resilience: Unlike many other insect populations facing decline, wasps seem to be more resilient. They continue to thrive despite challenges.

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>>46198533
I will NOT fuck/date/love/kiss/hug or look at a spider. I HATE SPIDERS. THEY'RE CREEPY AS FUCK

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Man I love bugs

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So bugs, spiders, wasps and other insects have a sports league of their own? you know, since they have other holes like ovipositories and the butt is in other place in some cases.

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I am mystery bait.
I will find out when the portals open

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>>46198617
Bug love is pure love

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>>46198119
I can't decide if I want to play HoMM3 with grumpy demon or have debilitating, endless sex with the love demon

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>"Hehehee, hey! Hey anon! Hey! Anon! Anoooon! Guess what...? MONKEY BUTT! AHAHAHAHAHA!"

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>>46198644

I need a Demon wife wearing this outfit!

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>>46198657
What are these monsters going to do when these lame jokes get no reaction?

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>>46198657

Imagine tomboy ape gf

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>>46198657
Every time a monster does this kind of joke, punish them with anal sex. Vaginal sex if its a Cheshire doing it.

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imagine licking and sniffing a sweaty brown minotaur's ripe butt

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>>46198667

This is their attempt to follow the courting behavior of humans that they were told a second-hand basic explanation of so they can show they tried to learn to fit in.

But when the reaction they get is just a confused dude not laughing, they just shrug and pounce their new husband because they can always use the tried and true method.

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>>46198644
Why not both? Play some HoMM3 with the grump while recovering between love demon sex

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>>46197886
I really like this Gaia Online-esque creature

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>>46198657
Butts with enough mass to clap are the best

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I, the faithful cleric, have successfully defeated the evil Lich Queen by ensnaring her with blessed ropes using my binding spell! Now her reign of terror is over and her undead army shall scatter without her guidance! I have saved the day in the name of the Order!
...
Now, uh, what to do with the Lich herself. I can't actually kill her, my smiting spell won't work. She's just staring at me bereft of amusement, but she can't escape her bindings. Should I like.... bury her or something?

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>>46198741
Set her free. Don't worry bro it will be okay if you took her tome away, she's powerless without it, trust me.

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>>46197484
Shog is impossibly purple, more than the eyes could possibly see.

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>>46198741
Seal her in the Crypt where she belongs

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I NEED IT NOW

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She's too good for the world. I cry.

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>>46198741
use her as a pillow, a fitting end for such a fiend.

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>>46198771
She'd better lactate

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>>46198741
Anon, how do you know she isn't simply into bondage and is willingly letting you take her prisoner?

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>>46198287
Does anyone have the picture of the Tasmanian Tiger Girl asking for your help to repopulate her species?

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Can I get oujo kikis at the maid academy? Or is there some super fancy maid academy somewhere?

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How do I prevent those predatory soft elves with giant tits from preying on me for being a lone human man? I don't want to go out wandering and suddenly get tackled and eat a facefull of elf tits, and the last thing I need is and elf moving in with me. How do I keep the Elves away?

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>>46198908
Just give any Elf you run into an apple. An apple a day keeps the Elf away.

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>>46198920
Is this true? Do apples really keep Elves away?

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>>46198928
Yea, just throw it at her and it will knock her out

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>>46198908
Pour water on them.

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>>46198928
No, that's several Greenworms in a trenchcoat pretending to be an Elf.

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>>46198928
Nah I'm just fucking with you. You're gonna get raped lol you can't stop an Elf.

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>>46199052
I look like this and say this

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>>46199052
I want to get pampered by a Troll Christmas cake auntster

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>>46199091
perfect height difference

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>>46199069
Same but I'm bald

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>What if Kakuen-chan was BETRAYED by her friends and TRAPPED in Pandemonium?

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>>46199091
I hope I never run into a Monster this big, I don't want them to hold me and treat me like I'm just a play toy or doll in their hands.

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>>46197435
You're going to have to convince me why I should even entertain the idea of moving into Zipangu-

>the average Zipangese girls look like this

Holy shit, Zipangu girls look like that and are that cute and feminine? ...Okay, I'm listening.

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>>46199114
bejitabro, the halls can’t know we’re on the moe board…

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>>46198376
No one will ever suspect a swarm of Japanese Murder Hornets swarming down their neighborhood!

>Farmboy Anon and his hive of honeybee mamono in their humble little bee farm
>Honey extraction time!
>Suddenly *dun dun DUUUNN!*
>A gang/swarm of delinquent-sukeban murder hornet gals threateningly approach Farmboy Anon and his apiary, the honeybee girls are scared
>"おい！素敵な養蜂場がありましたね！甘い蜜と弱ったミツバチがたっぷり！あの蕁麻疹に何かあったら大変ですね!" One of the murder hornet gals say to the Farmboy Anon as she approaches him. "I said that's some sweet honey and cute weak little bees ya got there! Care to give us some of that nectar, boy?"
>Says the murder hornet gals as she darts a threatening gaze and smile at the timid bee girls

Poor anons and their honey bees. How might it end?

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>>46199222
That's why you should have Japanese honeybees, they know how to fight back.

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>>46199238
I've seen the nature videos and documentaries. Giant Asian Hornets BTFO and mog the itty bitty little honey bees. We can only hope and prey those sukeban hornet gals aren't too rough.

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Just a PSA, you know the "30-50 feral P'Orcs" you've heard about in your neck of the woods? Well, they're getting bigger.
Also good luck getting the musk out of your house if they break inside at some point. That'll be there to stay.

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>>46198809
She's a seaport, she definitely has the capabilities to "resupply" her husband after helping him "unload" his cargo (both the metaphorical 'take some weight off his shoulders' and a more literal sperm joke)

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>>46199256
Ah yes, the rare armored lamia

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Do you think mercenaries get teased more than regular order soldiers when captured by monsters?

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Mamonos will open the portals in the future and be met with our super army. They will encounter something more fierce and terrifying than anything the Order could ever make in their world. They will encounter power armored soldiers, genetically engineered superhuman supersoldiers, exotic high powered microwave laser rifles and plasma cannons. They will be face to face with our future mecha corps and our massive humanoid steel soldiers that mount beam swords and 200mm autocannons. They will have to deal with our formidable united nations space navy and its millions of ships (that oddly resemble WW2 vessels for some reason) capable of orbital bombardment. We will have normalized nuclear warfare to the point that our foot soldiers will be carrying tactical nuclear weapons and grenades. We will have invented FTL by that time, and colonized many worlds. There will be billions and billions and billions of angry humans ready to fight back against this interplanar menace of monsters. Our technology won't care about their "magic". They will run in fear when they see the first mechas step through the portals and open fire.

We will conquer THEM. They better hope they have good diplomats to sign the formal treaties under which they surrender and agree to become our protectorate. WE will OWN THEM.

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>>46199314
Yeah that sounds like a great idea, "conquer" monsters by forcing them into a treaty and thus allowing them to be able to get into the government eventually. I'm sure that won't end with them ruling future humanity after marrying enough politicians at all.

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>>46199292
>Do you think mercenaries get teased more than regular order soldiers when captured by monsters?
I might be just dumb or not that bright, but please elaborate more on what you mean by that.

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>>46199329
Hehe, silly demon realm shill. The monsters just stepped foot into something akin to Helldiver's Super Earth, they won't marry their way into power when Managed Democracy is in place!

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>>46199336
I was writing a paper for a grad school class on how knights were subject to certain treatments depending on their status when they were captured. This led to a fun thought about a mercenary getting captured after a battle and teased that he wanted a monster wife so bad he made it his job or something along those lines.

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>>46199314
>our super army
brother, the earth army will never unite against anything. and if one country is foolish enough to send troops in, that means all other countries can take that one over. But sure, you can own a mamono if you're into that (she'll be into that too though)

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>>46198526
>>46198571
Sounds like you secretly want to fuck spiders

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>>46199407
You really don't have any faith in humanity. Never speak on the matter again you psuedo-intellectual misanthrope, there is nothing more than senseless than thinking we'd sit here with thumbs in our mouths if a literal portal full of interdimensional invaders opened. Nah, we're conquering them and taking their oil for all mankind. We don't have a reason to fight each other again if there's new worlds now open for us to go work together to take instead.

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>>46199424
NO I DONT STOP TELLING ME I SECRETLY WANT TO FUCK SPIDERS I DONT WANT ANYTHING TO DO WITH SPIDERS STOP CALLING ME A "TSUNDERE" ITS NOT AS SUBVERSIVE AS YOU THINK ITS CALLED FUCKING FEELINGS PEOPLE HAVE THEM
I WILL N O T FUCK A SPIDER

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>>46199471
This anon's I Want To Fuck Spiders Level is off the charts!

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I HATE SPIDERS I HATE SPIDERS I HATE SPIDERS I HATE SPIDERS I HATE SPIDERS I HATE SPIDERS I HATE SPIDERS I HATE SPIDERS I HATE SPIDERS I HATE SPIDERS I HATE SPIDERS I HATE SPIDERS I HATE THEM HATE THEM HATE HATE HATE HATE HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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Alp in a short skirt with stockings that gives her just the right amount of thigh gap and a tight fitting blouse that accentuates her small chest while wearing her hair in a ponytail and being incredibly embarrassed when she realizes how pretty she really is.

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>>46199513
This will be you soon enough.

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So many anons have lost in Malevelon Creek, haven't they?

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>>46199544
Lost in what

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>>46199544
>>46199563
Can democracy truly hold out against the onslaught of automaton and terminid pussy?

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>>46199292
i can imagine monster girls would think less fondly of non-order mercs. cause they arent brainwashed goons, these are men who know monsters are people too and choose to fight them as people do fight people especially when coin is involved.

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>>46199222
>they forget they are in mgusa
>Instantly surrounded by 100000 bees with ds.223 rifles on hand

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Bugs can't get me, I have a bugzapper.

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>>46197643
Time to snap, become MGC joker. Makes them pay

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>>46199593
I need a Marshmallow Cheshire

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>>46199591
If said mercs use demon silver, they will be well treated and let free

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D O N O T B E L I E V E H E R L I E S

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>>46199646
those are tricky and invisible
they only show up to grin and laugh at anons when they are tricked

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This weasel is going to put you into a 52 hit corner combo

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>>46199673
But what if I use CROSS COUNTER?

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>>46199457
>really don't have any faith in humanity
after i've been sent by humans to war against humans, yea i don't have a reason to keep faith in 'humanity'. Have fun in your stupid world of tribal conflict, I'm gonna live in a countryside farm utopia with my holstaur wife instead

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>I'm cutting you off, no more booze until you pay your tab!

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>>46199682
She will be sad you didn't let her do her flashy moves and will instead resort to abusing the one frame grabs every monster has

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>>46199682
KISS COUNTER is the only move not banned

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>>46199649
demon silver would likely become the cheapest option so using them just makes monetary sense.

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>>46199694
Based, green demon realm with a Holstaur wife is paradise.

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>>46199718
suck her tits in retaliation

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>>46199694
if a wife is guaranteed either way, might as well fight

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Pitbull kobolds are great for looking after your kids

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>>46199457
I get that it's just internet shitposting, but you'd have to be underage or just barely 18 and never got to live on your own to even joke about that kind of shit.
It all doesn't matter anyway, vast majority would instantly side with mamono as soon as word came out that they offer liberation from the soulless grind we call "life" on this side.

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>>46199866
Only those with names like "Bloodfiend" or "Obliterator". If they're named like "Cupcake" or "Princess", they're bad influence on kids.

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>>46199866
Squishy...

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>>46198868
You gotta keep your eye out during the hiring process, check there files, long prestigious maid families are what your looking for

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>>46199907
Okay but why does she need the knives

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Is marriage a mandatory part of flayer therapy or can I get fixed without it? Are there practices that won't put "you love me" in there as a rider?
I'm fine with abyssal girls, I'd just like to make an informed decision after the fact when I can think straight.

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>>46199915
Thats lvl1 kobold rogue

[Anonymous No.]

>>46199915
To cut roots, to make root beer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46199916
>Is marriage a mandatory part of flayer therapy or can I get fixed without it?
Just make sure your therapist flayer is married?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46199919
Kobolds sound like dorks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46199926
It feels kind of weird to specifically shop around for a married therapist. Then you have to make sure they don't have any kids or anything. Still, it'd probably work.

[Anonymous No.]

HELP! THERE'S A CURSED SWORD CHASING ME AND SHE'S THREATENING TO SLIT MY THROAT!

[Anonymous No.]

>>46199932
I’m gonna let you in on a little secret anon, all monster girls are dorks. That wise and powerful Pharaoh? Dork. The cute Holstaur barista? Dork. The gangs of Pyrows that hang around liquor stores trying to get older men to buy them alcohol? Dorks. Deonora? Megadork. The demon lord and all her literal sex goddess daughters? Dorks every last one.

[Anonymous No.]

>No sir, just becuase pandas like to play, does not mean that ren xiongmao's are all in to Yugioh
>No Sir, "wolfgang" is a popular german firstname, it does not refer to werewolf clansmen
>No sir, poring redbull on plantgirl soil will not affect the plants the way you desire
>No sir, lilims do not roll a D20 when deciding what monsters they turn women into.
>Yes sir, bumble bee girls exist, but that doesnt mean the honey is thicker
>No sir, cursed armor does not come with a "henshin belt"
>No sir, dragons just becuase dragons are prideful about their legacies does not mean you get to call them "wine virgins"
>No sir creeping coin money is not legal tender, reforge the excess and sell it that way
>No sir, putting cookies on the topshelf and watiching baphomets struggle to get them is not considered torture porn
>Sir, ogre six is not call the "reverse hulk smash"
>Sir, even dark preists have limits to what they do... I dont think I've even herd of... that.
>No sir, there is no "kuro hebi with filthy manwhore fire"
>No Sir, there are MANY kinds of elves, be thankful ours are relativly nicer.
>No Sir, garlic bread is not a "banned vampiric substance"
>... thats not what holy water is, sir
>No sir, sending tiktoks to druella, the demon lord or any roal makai associate will not convince them to "nuke humanity to bible times"

[Anonymous No.]

>>46199955
She just wants your neck juice (spiritual)!

[Anonymous No.]

>>46199994
>ren xiongmao
Now THERE is a monster that slipped through the cracks

[Anonymous No.]

>>46200015
>cum in the panda
>+5000 social credit points

[Anonymous No.]

>>46199958
Tough talk coming from middle aged virgin

[Anonymous No.]

>>46200022
Hey I’m not eve close to middle aged.

[Anonymous No.]

Is it normal that everytime I play Thriller a bunch of random zombies appear from nowhere and begins to dance?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46200079
Yeah, that sounds about right.

[Anonymous No.]

Gonna start ugly crying the moment the dragons tries to attack me.
She'll either take pity on me or be too disgusted to fight me. Either way I win.

[Anonymous No.]

need cyberpunk raiju

[Anonymous No.]

I'm gonna grab up a loli Kiki at the Kikimart and put a gun to her head and tell the Kiki clerks to open the cash registers and give me all the money or else I'll paint the aisles with her brains which they'll have to clean up!

[Anonymous No.]

Gonna help the dragon lay her eggs by doing her in the ass.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46200124
No you don't

[Anonymous No.]

>>46200136
super chesh has already replaced your firearm with a squirt gun and given you a BIG kiss

[Anonymous No.]

you must purge the demon that is bound within your head anon, don't listen to her

[Anonymous No.]

>>46200160
Oh no! Now I'm powerless! I'm gonna get raped by the very loli Kiki hostage I hold in my arms! Unless... I spray the squirt gun on the floor, making a mess that all the Kikis will compulsively clean up, thus leaving them distracted and giving me ample time to make my escape!

[Anonymous No.]

Make breakfast for your monstergirl wives

[Anonymous No.]

>>46200215
My fridge is empty, instant noodle for lunch

[Anonymous No.]

>>46200215
Her breakfast consists of my semen, my breakfast consists of her milk.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46200215
Picrel is breakfast of my Lamia wife

[Anonymous No.]

>>46200215
I would but she gets weird whenever I try to cook something. I think she sees the gas stove as competition.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46200266
Time to use her as your stove then?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46200266
Miss dragon knows it wasn't 6 million

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>>46200435
obviously, she knows her horde has exactly 6 million and 12 gold coins you know what dragons are like

[Anonymous No.]

You did beat End Dragon-chain fairly, right anon? You didn’t just cheese her by using beds like a sweaty speedrunner did you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46200457
Well you could say I DID use a bed to defeat her

[Anonymous No.]

>>46200457
Of course not. I cheesed her using by Artifact of Command and a stack of fifty crowbars.

[Anonymous No.]

The class rep looks a bit different today.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46200457
She looks like she bullies low-level adventurers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46200500
gotta get an exorcism underway ASAP

[Anonymous No.]

>>46200500
Wonder what happens if you put several fox spirits inside the same woman.

[Anonymous No.]

The age of the cow

[Anonymous No.]

>>46200520
You want a schizo fox? Because that's how you get a schizo fox.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46200500
The Fox's Curse!

[Anonymous No.]

Wow, anons are not making any effort in beating the "loosing to robot girls in Malevelon Creek" allegations.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46200534
It's that easy? Sign me up. What's the worse that could happen?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46197441
Big hebis are the best

[Anonymous No.]

>>46200571
you weren't there man, you wouldn't understand

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Al human women will be monsterized into holstaurs
Sorry no refunds

[Anonymous No.]

>>46200640
Good, that means I know what species to avoid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46198293
Probably but everything will get big most likely like it says in the lore, that even predators like wolves and bears get big from being exposed to demon mana they just leave monsters and humans alone. Where there is kinda your stereotypical monsters left in MGE its just they’re animals with gigantism anymore rather than monsters like liches and shoggoths.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46200628
Damaged goods

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>>46200702
Scars are hot.

[Anonymous No.]

I am a human who has been transformed into a vassal demigod of the Chief God. I cannot be raped by monsters, I am more power than any of them. I am basically Heracles, I would mess them up.

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>>46199958
>The gangs of Pyrows that hang around liquor stores trying to get older men to buy them alcohol? Dorks.
man I wanna do some dorky activities with a roaming pack of Pyrows, stuff like playing boardgames or nerding out about a videogames tournament like a bunch of dorks, except only one of them looks like a dork and the rest look like bombshell gyarus straight from the fashion magazine's third page

[Anonymous No.]

>>46200725
Literally Lilim bait.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46200734
Anon would get humiliated for being such a nerd and milked dry while being made fun of by pyrows

[Anonymous No.]

>>46200760
>get rekt fkin casul
>well what is it? are u pro yet?

[Anonymous No.]

Stop sticking sacks of fat to the chest of your harpy wife, if you want her to remain aerodynamic, most of her weight should be proportioned below the waist.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46200717
If you don't think about how they get them

[Anonymous No.]

Cow harpies

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>>46200839
>if you want her to remain aerodynamic, most of her weight should be proportioned below the waist
Absolute bullshit

[Anonymous No.]

>>46200839
Anon, there is a reason people eat chicken breasts. Birds are supposed to be to heavy, and center their weight towards their wings.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46200840
While shaving themselves

[Anonymous No.]

>>46200867
Wrong, tortured by inquisitor

[Anonymous No.]

>>46200888
Inquisitor forcefully shaves all wans and kots

[Anonymous No.]

>>46200840
Just from hunting mamono realm beasts probably.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46200899
>the sheep just make it weird so he delegates on them

[Anonymous No.]

PLEASE MS. YUKI-ONNA MAKE IT COLD AGAIN I HATE SUMMER

[Anonymous No.]

>>46200957
They are looking at me...

[Anonymous No.]

Me begging Miss Lim 'not to do it' as she leans over my handcuffed and restrained form on the bed, hovering her wet pussy just above my virgin penis like my life depended it.

[Anonymous No.]

I found the demon principals fanfiction account what do I do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46201013
Depends on what kind of fanfiction she's writing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46201013
Impregnate her

[Anonymous No.]

>>46200857
Disgusting.

[Anonymous No.]

need spider bondage

[Anonymous No.]

>>46201026
People always say "oh I wish I had a giant spider girlfriend" but if a giant spider came at you in real life I guarantee you would shit yourself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46201038
My eyes would be too busy with those giant knockers to be afraid

[Anonymous No.]

>>46201038
Well, being scared is part of the fun too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46201013
>Tags: Age Difference, Teacher/Student, Bondage, Mommy Kink
You’re fucked anon especially if your name is the same as the MC in her fanfic.

[Anonymous No.]

>"Don't worry anon, I'm a Dodo harpy, I'm too heavy from my... "assets", I can't even fly. I don't run that fast either, I don't have any chance of catching you if you were to run away, I couldn't possibly rape you like the other Harpies could at all. They all pretty much tell me I'm pathetic and will never be a rapist like they are, it makes me feel kinda sad, huuuu....."
Do you trust her word? Will you get away from her easily?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46201079
>Find the principal’s AO3 account
>Story about young delinquent fucking his demon principal to avoid suspension
>Name isn’t mine

[Anonymous No.]

>>46201087
She probably releases pheromones like Miss Cockatrice making you want to rape her instead. That some people don’t know there is monsters out there that make men rape them rather than the other way around that is the norm for other monsters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46201101
It would be a lot more awkward if it was your name

[Anonymous No.]

Get in loser.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46201116
>TFW It’s literally just your name in another language to hide that it is you even though the personality and habits of the MC is scarily similar to your own.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46201130
>diving head first in there.
>instant recovery from any negative effects
Fox magic is trully wonderous.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46200957
Miss Yuki onna niples protruding...very Disrespectful...sad!

[Anonymous No.]

>>46201114
Close, see the Dodo bird is so pathetic you just naturally take pity on her and allow her to rape you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46201140
That would just be pity sex at that point.

[Anonymous No.]

You couldn't handle gyaru cockatoo harpy the moment you are not paying attention to her she starts screeching at you and forcibly winghug you

[Anonymous No.]

>>46201185
This would be a problem for my ADD ass.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46201038
get a small one then

[Anonymous No.]

Hatter gives off mom vibes. But where demon is more outspoken and imposing, hatter is more quiet and calm.
Demon WANTS to call you a good boy, and WANTS to fill that role of a loving authority figure.
Hatter doesn't even realise what's going on in your head. That is until you ask to rest your head in her lap - her reassuring presence, calm demeanor and warm persona eating away at you over time. At that point, she's happy to let you do whatever and treat you however will make you happiest.
Although, she has a curious distance at times while stroking your head, like she's lost in her head piecing together what she knows about you. Then finally, to her it's natural or logical you treat her with such reverence and love. It's intuitive why you want to be the little spoon or to be patted on the head. It makes sense in her weird hatter logic that she's a mom figure, a soft authority and rock for you to fall back on. She can see why and how this soft, loving relationship developed, and will naturally choose to continue it as it's only logical to do so.

[Anonymous No.]

A Hatter will never sit on my face. Weak men let women sit on them like a chair and I'm not a weak coward, I will never let a monster sit on my face.

[Anonymous No.]

i see hatter's eyes full of swirling madness and feel her trying to ensnare me. dark calculations; how to bring me closer, how to subvert my will and how to keep me dependent on her
basically regura hatter

[Anonymous No.]

Just take off her hat

[Anonymous No.]

>>46201155
druella's gambit

[Anonymous No.]

>>46201430
>take of her hat
>a sudden inexplicable force compells me
>fill her hat with my mana
>she puts it back on and smugs
Now what?

[Anonymous No.]

You don't need to fuck the bird
Just hold still while the bird fucks you

[Anonymous No.]

>>46201588
>hold still you wanker
>I'm going to shag you

[Anonymous No.]

If you hear any of these cop stories and it's about hellhound don't feel sorry for her she wasn't doing anything useful anyway

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Ayyyyeeee

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>46201674
stop spamming AI slop, it's so fucking bland.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46201302
hatter thats built like a pixir mom

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>46197484
Flayers are also purple

[Anonymous No.]

>>46201319
A Hatter will never sit on your face because it doesn't want to kill you

[Anonymous No.]

>>46201721
lamentation hatter got me feeling undead

[Anonymous No.]

>>46201721
Death is a small price to pay for hatter ass.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46201721

This is the second Wight-hugging-ass art I've seen and I have no idea why I love it so much

[Anonymous No.]

>>46201683
Indeed. Let's get back to a mix of the same five artists over and over again instead.

[Anonymous No.]

Someone needs to give Dr. Lich a stern talking-to.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46201752
yeah, it'd be a real shame if something looked the same over and over again

[Anonymous No.]

>>46201752
Yes, I'll take 5 different art styles over one soulless amalgamation

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>46201721
This is how I will die.
Asphyxiating underneath hatter's giant ass.
Breathing in her spore-infused butt musk so it is a painless transition into undeath.

[Anonymous No.]

Go for the weak points.

[Anonymous No.]

Heaven and Hell are real.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46201869
Hell is other people.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46201674
>shog has access to your phone

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

YWNCFI

You will never conquer Falkland Islands

[Anonymous No.]

>>46201880
>shog is your phone

[Anonymous No.]

Where did the hatter has a massive ass thing come from?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46201905
Simply observing reality.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46201905
From her eating too many cakes.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm going to go to the monkey jungle and pop some balloons

[Anonymous No.]

>>46201905
Hatter drinks tea at the tea table.
To do that she must sit.
So she needs a large fruiting body to sit with.
And also preferably something soft to sit on.
Anon's face is squishy and soft, so logically, she should sit upon that. It only makes sense.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>46201936
I prefer the chesh behind

[Anonymous No.]

>enter hagville maze
>place hidden speaker
>remote play crying sounds on the speaker
My evil plan

[Anonymous No.]

>>46201954
I'll concede that chesh has a nice, large, shapely behind that no man could resist - perfect for playing pranks and facesitting.
But let's not kid ourselves into thinking that she can compete with hatter's dumptruck.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

I wanna fuck my boss.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46201975
Ah, no I'm not a fan of but on face, I find this gross. I just prefer the mob face cat

[Anonymous No.]

Molest elf ears.

[Anonymous No.]

Molest elf ears.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46202071
I thought you meant chesh's behind, rather than the kot in the background.

[Anonymous No.]

Monsters with big behinds are the best

[Anonymous No.]

>>46201762
And anons said AI can't create new things. Not good things. But I didn't see it coming.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

why doesn't cheshire just install source and stop being purple? Is she stupid?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46202137
There is nothing new about that.

[Anonymous No.]

Combining monster girls is nothing new. The human spirit and imagination is endless.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46202137
It can't, it's just a gacha girl with the body of a shog

[Anonymous No.]

>>46202136
I love when you can see huge titties leaking from the back, like they can't be contained

[Anonymous No.]

>>46202136
What does Miss Troll do if she catches you spying on her undressing and drying off in her bedroom with binoculars from your bedroom window next door?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46202171
She just walks towards you.
>b-but the walls
They are not a problem.

[Anonymous No.]

I simply cannot lose to monsters!

[Anonymous No.]

>>46202219
>I simply cannot lose to monsters!

[Anonymous No.]

>>46202185
That doesn't even make any sense. She's a Troll, not a ghost...

[Anonymous No.]

>>46202104
Yeah, I wasn't clear. my bad

[Anonymous No.]

>>46202239
There is more than one way to walk through a wall.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46202223
I'd never lose to a stupid mutt!
No matter how big and soft she is!

[Anonymous No.]

>>46202171
She will probably invite you for dinner that night and have a closer look by yourself after that

[Anonymous No.]

>>46202270
How about a small, bony one.

[Anonymous No.]

Troll in the dungeon

[Anonymous No.]

>>46202274
Small hounds are fine too

[Anonymous No.]

>>46202274
Absolutely revolting

[Anonymous No.]

>>46202291
How's a troll supposed to survive without sunlight?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46198071
Lap pillows.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46202295
The NEET troll manages it

[Anonymous No.]

>>46202298

[Anonymous No.]

>>46202295
Anon don't expose Trolls to the sun

[Anonymous No.]

>>46202308
Plants need sunlight to grow anon. Not exposing them to sunlight is like letting them starve

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Knowing my luck, I'd probably wind up getting like a goblin wife or something in spite of my grandiose monwife desires. And you know what? I'll love her anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>46202371
I think most anons would be happy with the grand majority of mamono. It's easier to say what you wouldn't than list out every mamono by order of how much you like them, especially when they are not in your top 5.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

I will not accept anyone outside my top 10. As long as there's one single girl of them somewhere around I will take her. She can be the stinkiest neet with the strangest tastes, I will take her over any royal succ/harpy/slime/whatever.

[Anonymous No.]

Remember that it is your moral duty to let any freezing mamono inside your house. You wouldn't want them to catch a cold, would you anon?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>46202395

[Anonymous No.]

>>46202425
Cyberpunk enough for me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46202308
I want to pound a Troll in the ass under a scorching summer sun, obviously with proper hydration

[Anonymous No.]

>>46202274
>loli Hellhound
>tomboy half of the time
>msgk the other half of the time

[Anonymous No.]

How old are you, Miss Troll?
>"G-Gweh?! W-well, I'm only around five hundred years by now...! E-Eheh..."
Hahaha you are five hundred and still single, you've gone that long and still haven't found a boyfriend! You're hopeless, hag! Lmao, go bake your cookies or something granny.
>miss troll tears up and runs off to her house with her crying face stuffed in hee big hands

[Anonymous No.]

>>46202500
Congratulations!
You have been selected for hag correction!
You will be hag'd shortly

[Anonymous No.]

Reminder that bee and wasp girls are drawn to the scent of barbecue and will ask for some.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46202447
You're on a path in the woods. On that path is a bridge, and under that bridge is a troll. You need to tap dat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46202512
I love hags.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46202519
Put troll in bag.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46202447
Trolls are very used to that maneuver
They call it "plowing the field"

[Anonymous No.]

>>46202525
That's a big fucking bag

[Anonymous No.]

>>46202375
>earwig wife
>extremely strong maternal instincts
>promises she won't bite your ear
>gets mad if you insinuate that she is going to bite your ear
>she bites your ear anyway

[Anonymous No.]

>>46202512
She is not allowed to do that to me. I don't consent.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46199831
don't perpetuate war. war is horrific. it isn't cool or glorious or any of that shit at all. it's not like a videoegame. it's austerity and filth and spending every day trying to be a better murderer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46202550
Your consent is merely optional.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46202512
Gotta love Eros' sense of poetic justice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46202570
No its not. My feelings matter. I have rights.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46202578
>I have rights.
Look at this bloodbag.

[Anonymous No.]

Does hanging out with dhampirs make you vampire bait? It feels like that makes you an easier target for a damsel in distress plot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46202578
Yeah. You will feel good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46202625
>damsel in distress plot.
Wouldn't that be if you hung around vamps and a dhampir tried to "rescue" you from their "evil clutches"

[Anonymous No.]

>>46201965
why does this fucking town have a labyrinth in the middle of it. im not going to get my ass house of leaves'd just to live close to a bunch of older women

[Anonymous No.]

Always make sure to properly embarrass your Alp roommate by making her walk around in tiny shirts that leave her big pregnant belly exposed.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

What is the Monster Girl equivalent of Heihachi Mishima? An old Hinezumi organizing a martial arts tournament to see who is worthy of inheriting her fortune?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46202649
Its a tourist attraction for anons to get lost in so they have to be "rescued"

[Anonymous No.]

>>46202649
Most mazes are born by a natural process called "A Wurm was looking for something"

[Anonymous No.]

>>46202725
It's a Jinko with ears shaped like Heihachi's hair and a head of an old man on the back of her gi.
Or a Raijuu If you want to go by lightning powers

[Anonymous No.]

>>46202755
Old tiger sounds cool.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46202749
The elusive wurmhag...
The elderwurm...

[Anonymous No.]

>>46202749
SHE KEEPS HITTING ME WITH THE EWGF MAKE HER STOP

[Anonymous No.]

>>46202802
Meant for >>46202755

[Anonymous No.]

>>46202802
*bzzt*

[Anonymous No.]

What is it like to be facesat by a dork

[Anonymous No.]

>>46202888
Kind of heartwarming actually

[Anonymous No.]

>>46202888
She's more nervous about it than you are. Keeps sitting back up every couple minutes to make sure you're not choking or anything.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46202888
She doesn't know what she's doing and is very flustered.
However, she also doesn't wash that often so it smells really good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46200457
Aphrodesiac-tipped arrows fired from a bow with multi-draw and speed enchants. She didn't last an hour.

[Anonymous No.]

You have two cows.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

THIS time, surely, I'm gonna beat Miss Lizard in a fight!

[Anonymous No.]

>>46199544
I won, and the government allowed me to take one of em home with me, stripped of weapons and heavy armor. Should be fun pranking her with portable taser shocks

[Anonymous No.]

>>46203001
A patriot would never do this.
Say no to robots. Marry human.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46202962
They seem to be chestlets

[Anonymous No.]

>>46202998
Anon attempted direct frontal attack. It wasn't very effective...

[Anonymous No.]

>>46203018
Why in God's name would you think I married her?
I got specialized restraints and managed to detach her limbs when I got back to base.
Its just fun teasing her while she's a POW

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>46202985

[Anonymous No.]

>>46202755
and she has a adopted grizzly as a daughter

[Anonymous No.]

>>46203060
She won't see it coming next time...

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>46203255
I do like assertive women.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>46203272
Looks like a nun that got goblined.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46203255
>"there is a limit?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>46203329
One of the worst (best) things you can say to a Hebi.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46203255
500 babies

[Anonymous No.]

>>46203336
Snakes need body heat right?
Oh no...

[Anonymous No.]

Undead hours.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>46203346
>Anon was never seen again

[Anonymous No.]

Don't interact with fairies.
I fell for the "may I have your name" trick and now everyone calls me Anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46203615
Hey, at least you get to keep your gamertag. Fairies can't steal your online identity.

[Anonymous No.]

Release the doves

[Anonymous No.]

>>46197451
Did it end?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46203661
It did once, but I think it still continues.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46203661
Yes, and the ending was awful. Do yourself a favor and don't read it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46203669
;_;

[Anonymous No.]

>>46203669
Did he end up with the human girl?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46203669
I dropped it when they started a plot of an ancient curse on the MC, not sure if I should pick it back since then

[Anonymous No.]

>>46203669
lol? Doesn't he end up with Senko and a child?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46203685
This may be the anon who considered that cuckoldry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46202668
Is it ogre?

[Anonymous No.]

Old hags trying current fads

[Anonymous No.]

>>46203685
He does, but only after a big arc where he has to find someone else to marry or else he'll release his horrible curse, complete with him fluffing another girl's tail while Senko watches. He eventually turns around and says Senko's the only girl for him, but the child is actually the curse manifested as a baby so he never actually impregnates her.
It's all around very disappointing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46203712
Then it's not worth finishing then

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>>46203712
wew. Never thought that series of all series would end in hardcore NTR of senko.

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>>46203680
>ancient curse on the MC,
>>46203712
>turns
Ah fuck thats a lot less worse than I was expecting

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Sweaty cat.

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>>46203788
Gets the hose
No stinky kitties in this house

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Sniff big butts of monster hags.

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>>46203784
>lot less worse
Yeah, idk. In a usually comfy series there was no real reason to force the characters into that situations

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>>46203796

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>>46203788

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>>46203801
No but due in part to how some series I liked ended in the past few years I keep my exceptions rock bottom.

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Kon of Duty

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>man pulls into Five Guys to get a burger
>discovers it's now a fry shop swarmed with Harpies
>gets approached by a Phoenix
>doesn't realize that she's terribly confused that he doesn't remember his past lives at her side
>gets to fall in love with her for the first time all over again while they travel the world looking for the ultimate fry shop
>doesn't get his memories back but she's perfectly happy with having him with her again
>they were originally from the Mamono World but he's been reincarnating in our world for at least three generations after the first portal was opened to start the infiltration
>she refuses any more reincarnation shenanigans and insists they go the traditional rise from the ashes route from now on just to be safe

Good?

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>>46203744
It feels like he needed to wrap up the series and wanted to do it dramatically, which it seriously didn't need.
That's a problem for a lot of fluff manga. I remember being really into the one about the tiny robot wife, only for it to get ridiculous with new characters and arcs.

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>>46203844
I had the impression you had written this already. Sounds good.

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>>46203850
>the one about the tiny robot wife
Yeah. "My wife has no emotions" is the name. Author is out of ideas for more cute robo wife shenanigans and so he throws random shit and hopes something sticks.

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>>46203861
It's still safely on my list of ideas. Just expanding the idea a little bit more while I'm on break and thinking of cute monster girls.

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>>46203801
I have once read a series that was cute comfy slice of life that segue (if just temporarily) into drama and actually worked imo.
I figure an author can pull it off if they are careful.

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>>46203801
Oh that manga went to shit incredibly quick by adding so many characters, specially those fucking aliens, out of nowhere. I think he's publishing another work in his website in which he has a webcomic with those godawful aliens.

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>>46203904
a-aliens?

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>>46203912
Yeah some Metal Slug like octopus aliens, they are awful and boring characters that serve no purpose at all.

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>>46203912
He meant to quote >>46203867

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>>46203875
Something on my face?

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>>46203875
Yeah I'm thinking they want to fuck me

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>>46203889
What you want is kanokon

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>>46203956
I really liked how fat the girls were in this show

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>>46203997
That was the magic of studio XEBEC. Many of their shows had delicious, thicc girls.

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>>46203788

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>>46204023

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Which monster has the nicest armpits?

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>>46204034
High Orc. You WILL lick her sweaty pits. You WILL huff her sweaty pits. You WILL caress her sweaty pits.

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>>46204023
>>46204031
I do love how he exhaggerates her musculature by both drwing her bigger and zooming into her.

[Anonymous No.]

Breed the dead

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>>46204044
I wrote this post. I am an armpit rag slave to smelly sweaty horc

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>>46203956
Never read it
The anime is what got me into 2d porn

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>>46203956
For realsies?

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>>46204084

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SONSTER MEX

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>>46203956
Dude literally fuses with his girlfriend.

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>>46204202
Huh?

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>>46204182
>Be tank
>Still physically weaker than even the healer
It’s no fair

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>>46204215
>Be tank
See, that's your first mistake. You're a cute little mana battery and that's okay.

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>>46204211
If I remember correctly the MC literally becomes one with that fox once in awhile in that show.

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Man fuck all that I’m gonna become the destroyer of worlds where Mamonos would be too terrified to touch me.

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>>46199718
>huh?
>isn't that like, a lot of money?
>I kind of don't want to...

[Anonymous No.]

I would simply find the nearest hellhound/werewolf pack and invite them for hot wings and Nascar race watching

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>>46204254
>Walk up to any dog monster girl
>Say “Oooo cute doggie”
>Start petting her head
She either starts to enjoy it or gets all flustered and embarrassed, either way you win a free dog wife

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>>46204293
Does this work on hagwans too?

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>>46197435

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>>46204307
That's a good delf

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>>46204293
PAT PAT PAT PAT PAT PAT PAT PAT PAT PAT PAT PAT PAT PAT PAT PAT PAT PAT PAT PAT

GET DOMESTICATED GET DOMESTICATED GET DOMESTICATED GET DOMESTICATED GET DOMESTICATED GET DOMESTICATED GET DOMESTICATED GET DOMESTICATED GET DOMESTICATED

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>>46204293
Note that this only works on hellhounds if you are the Chosen One.

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>>46204302
They'd reverse it, and headpat you while calling you a cute pup. Would you power through and insist on them becoming your large domesticsted dog, or would you crumble to the hag wans machinations of being a wolf in sheep's clothing?

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>>46204302
It'll either be tsun-enjoyment or they'll be moved to tears

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Evil shirohebi be like
>”I don’t mind sharing you with other monsters”

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I'm calling on every member of the HOA to assist me in repelling the hellhound invader from my living room

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>Naughty human boys don't realize that they're also weak to being patted and called good boys
The day of the pat approaches, be sure to take the necessary precautions.

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>>46204385
Hook a leash on her collar, she'll be stunned at your audacity long enough for you to drag her out of yourhouse

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>>46204385
she looks like a real slobbery dog

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>>46204385
I fed the one that I found on my couch some cheetos and now she won't leave. I was just trying to be friendly, now all she wants to do is eat hot chip and lie on the bed getting pregnant.

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I have been dancing around this for a while, but i might as well just ask here. Been planning out my next story but i realized there are some components to it that are too similar to the last one. The core idea from both was created more or less at the same time, but now that i'm planning out the second one the start is somewhat similar, in the sense that an Anon goes to a village and solves stuff there.
There are core differences in plot, structure and pacing, so i just wanted to ask how important would it be for me to differentiate them, or if it is necessary at all. Maybe i'm just

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>>46204223
>>46204211
They can do it because they love each other.

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>>46204415
Have you never read magus' stories that are almost all the same in premise?

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>>46204370
Hey, wait a minute, this is just a pale lamia! That sketchy Zipangunese website lied to me! I want my cryptocurrency back!

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>>46204061
The highest level races need more population

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>visit Dragonia
>most dragons are tall
>have to ask one to help me pick an item from a store shelf because it was designed for dragons and I can't reach it

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>>46204436
Well, i'm not magus. Maybe i'm too nitpticky with my own stuff.

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>>46204462
I see you are in the market for a mommy!

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>>46204462
>Dragons are also strong and HEAVY
>This means stout furniture
>Attempt to go full Nathan Drake to get that can of soup on the top shelf

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>>46204462
I like to think that the Sabbath standardized ladders attached to every shopping cart so shelves are NEVER out of reach.

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>>46204462
Use stilts
Become ungovernable.

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>>46204462
>ask a dragon to get some Deonora-o's off the top shelf for you
>she grins and holds it over your head
>demands that you jump and beg for it
>second dragon hurries over to you
>grabs a box for you and demands that you thank her for it
>first dragon shoves her away and tells her that she was here first
>both dragons start fighting over who gets to give you the cereal
>pick up one of the boxes off the floor and leaves
>dragon being put into a headlock proudly proclaims victory because you picked her box

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>>46204498
>take stilts off to go to the men's room (the only place in the country where everything is reachable)
>come back out to find your stilts snapped in half and burnt to a crisp
>dragon standing next to the burning pile of wood trying to act casual even though there's still smoke coming out of her nose

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>>46204502
At least the second one is somewhat civil about it, the first one is just demeaning.

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I don't want to go to dragonia anymore
I'd just end up crying since dragons are so mean

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>>46204512
>comically pull out another set of stilts from my sleeve
Your move dragons. As a self governing adult, i wil not let myself be defeated by such underhanded tactics.

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>>46204525
>Anon on wooden stilts
Smug
>Anon on titanium stilts
Smugger

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>HA HA FOOLISH HUMAN, I HAVE CURSED YOU
>What's it do
>IT MEANS I AM YOUR WIFE NOW
Do monsters really?

[Anonymous No.]

are hagons nicer or meaner than regular dragons?

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Touring Dragonia is the worst. All the restaurants keep refusing single-men diners and there are gangs of dragons waiting outside each one offering to "take pity and allow you to dine with them"

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>>46204523
>WEAK. You're so weak. Crying because I said some mean words? Pathetic. Why did they even let you in to this country? Dragonia is for the strong, of both mind and body. Not for weakling crybabies like you. Your tears aren't even amusing me. What good are you?

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>>46204568
Either or. Once a dragon realizes that they might zombify if they don't get a man soon, they become doting and kind in the hopes of attracting a guy, or even more cynical and demanding because humans can't recognize how great she is.

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>>46204577
Show them who's boss by eating out of the garbage while maintaining eye contact

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>>46204523
>Dragon being mean
>Sweep her off her feet into a princess carry
>Watch as her brash and haughty attitude melts away
>Then look her right in the eye and tell her you think she’s the most beautiful dragon in all of the kingdom
>She begins hyperventilating flames as she’s never experienced this amount of love in her long life
>Heart beating so fast you’d think she was a jabberwock walking up stairs
>Then you lean in for a kiss and quench the flames in her mouth
>Do this all in public to ensure total embarrassment saturation for her

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>>46204535
Dragon breath can in fact melt steel beams wanna bet it can melt titanium too?
>>46204594
That's how you get put into protective custody by the guards.

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I want my mind cleansed

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>>46204614
>Anon cartoonishly running away and sinking towards a dragon as she melts his stilts out from under him little by little

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>>46204607

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I keep telling Lich-chan that I love her while hugging her but she never seems to show any emotion or smile, she just nods blankly. Sigh, I wish she was more emotive...

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>>46204393
You mean other than my plan to sell you all ou- I mean sell you defenses against our definitely not kind and loving monster overlords?

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>>46204659
This is why I go for the Zombies instead, I can dress them in whatever way I want and do whatever I want to them yet they still seem happy while cuddling me and absorbing my body heat

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I think all dragons should die and become zombie dragons instead.

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>>46204736
Reported for dragonphobia

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i go for wyrm, might not know much but sure loves you and are cute dummies

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>>46204721
>I can dress them in whatever way I want
I find more charming when they dress extremely light and sexy by their own will

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>>46202274
Instant loss to lolihound

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>>46204761
Zombies experiencing a cultural change

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>>46204665
No, I meant things like making sure your hair is soft, clean, and smells nice. Monsters HATE that.

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Uh oh, looks like the fox just used [Analyze] on you.
What did she learn?

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>>46204881
>Fetish for animalistic vampires

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>>46203956
Kanokon introduced me to fox girls. I was never the same after. Have a blast from the past.

[Anonymous No.]

Nead sweaty mechanic monsters

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Zombies cannot have giant boobs, it isn't possible.

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>>46204906
They need those to breastfeed their children

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>>46204932
>b-but
No.
>b-
No.

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>>46204951
?

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>>46204953
>?
No.
>b-but-
No.

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>>46204752
Wurm is just a big stupid monster who destroys everything she touches.

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If you just eat Chesh out then she won't be able to mouth another joke since she'll be too busy ahegaoing.

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>>46205042
If I eat out her ass will that have the same effect?

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>>46204761
I see stitches and different skin colour, does that mean that one of those titties doesn't belong to her? does the milk tastes different in each breast?

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>>46204881
I'm weak to paizuri

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>>46204881
that she’s not fucking FAT enough

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>>46204881
She's used up her turn doing that, so on my turn I'll be pulling the pin out of her ear and running.

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>>46205039
Wurm is just a cute lovable girl who makes everything she touches better.

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>>46204903
That and himari were my gateway drugs.

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>>46205089
aisha clanclan
those two announcers from yuyu hakusho
risa wildman
many such cases

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>>46205085
>What
You fool she has Quick Scan! you just walked into tail grapple range!

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>>46205157
>instantloss2focks

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>>46205177
aw frig dude, my levels

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>"Foolish human. You dare think you my equal? You must be as short of wit as you are of height (good one, Me!). I will hoist you on my sword of wit before I then scoop up what's left and carry it to my bed-"
"Dork."
>"Excuse me!? How dare you! I'll have you grovel at my feet for such insolence (he'll love that, right? kinky stuff, Me!) For a while I thought dork was merely some dark orc, but no, it is a vile insult hurled by men at monsters mere moments before they are-"
"Dork."
>"ARGH! Do not speak over me, ape! I will see to it that your lips are stitched shut with my saliva (so sexy, me!). Now, what do you have to say to that-"
"Dork."
>"PITIFUL HUMAN! I WILL DEVOUR YOUR SOUL-"
"Dork."
>"..."
"..."
>"...Perhaps I was too hard on you. We are both capable of some reason and diplomacy, no? How about this... I'll let you be ontop and you refrain from that word. So help me Eros... One more utterance... just one time... repeat that word one more time and I will show you rage beyond rage. Do you understand?"
"Dork."
>"I WILL END YOU AND YOUR PITIFUL LINE-"
"Dork."
>"STOP IT! STOP CALLING ME DORK!"
"Dork."
>"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!"
"Dork."

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A dragon keeps making fun of me for being a lonely loser, while she boasts that she's had thousands of suitors over her lifetime who were willing to become her slave. She told me I should just give up because I'll never get a girlfriend or fine one girl interested in me. She's right, it's pointless, I could never be as interesting as a dragon like her, I should just give up and consider necking already....

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>>46205223
Atago is a good dog.

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Why did no one tell me every monster has the ability to level drain
>Fuck country bumpkin centaur barmaid
>Wake up to see I’m level 1 again
>And she’s level 69 now
>Told by dark priestess that my levels will come back naturally but it will take awhile
>Now I’m stuck in a zone where even the basic mobs out level me
>And I can’t resist fucking the centaur barmaid every night and she doesn’t know how to turn her level drain skill off

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>>46205235
>he fell for "It comes back"
Another adventurer filtered.

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Fuck that sad gay shit. All will fall to Eros’s ways!

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Inside every Jinko is a housecat waiting to get scritches.

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>>46205235
Some Succubus has been going around teaching the level drain skill.

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>>46205235
>Not being happy you get to be her little stallion

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>>46205266

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>>46205251
it's all fun and games until you see a photo of yourself on Eros Most Wanted

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>>46205291
All I did was goon to ushi-oni porn for 6 hours straight, is that so heinous in Eros’s eyes?

[Anonymous No.]

should i be worried?

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>>46205280
>dorky guild girl who has been crushing on you for months is suddenly more confident
>wake up in your guild room feeling weak
>grabs your hand when she hands you a quest
>struggle to pull away from her
What have the been putting in that canteen food? Maybe I'm still poisoned from that trap in the ruins.

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>>46205356
Jokes on her when you get kidnapped next mission by some goblins.

[Anonymous No.]

Hellhound got her paw stuck in the peanut butter jar again...

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>>46205266
If I had a Jinko, I'd be more focused on kissing her than on scritches.

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>>46205266
Inside of every housecat is a wife.

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>>46205381
>keep getting weaker and weaker with every stay at the guild
>mysterious armored woman starts showing up to save you from the jaws of defeat
>never says anything but she's strangely familiar even though you've never seen her face

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I'm going to get high off of succubus sweat

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[Anonymous No.]

how now, brown cow?

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>>46205413
>souls boss not so tough when up against four aks

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>>46204932
But for that they need to make children first, I'll just go to the nearest cemetery and take one home
It's not like they have owners or are protected by laws

[Anonymous No.]

I'll just say that I'm afraid of social interaction and would get nervous talking to any monster - that'll keep them away

[Anonymous No.]

imma go on an adventure i this starting town
>the sign was actually hagville but a sign on top of it said startville
>Im level one with a sling, light armor, and a small iron dagger
>The only quest i can find is herb retrival in the nearby forest, the old barrens

[Anonymous No.]

The meek Rabbit Village Merchant who helped you a lot with her supplies when you started your adventuring career as a Hero is flattered that you'd consider her wife material and attractive, but now that you're an accomplished and professional Hero who's already defeated a Demon Queen by now she insists that you could aim much higher than a mundane village merchant like her. She tells you that you could go wed royalty and start up a kingdom if you wanted, she insists she isn't really worthy of a legend like you and couldn't give you a bloodline of royalty like you deserve.

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>>46205500
Be wary of fake "starter towns". I thought I signed up for a portal to an easy beginner town but when I stepped through the other side I ended up in Tallsville and now anytime I go to the adventurer's guild in town I can't see over the bar without standing on a chair. Could be worse, my buddy ended up teleporting straight into a hebi's house and I haven't heard from him since. Those demons and succs from the Interdimensional Portals Service will trick you if you're not careful!

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>>46205563
Mating press.

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>>46205584
you can't solve all your problems with mating press

[Anonymous No.]

>>46205623
Hag tummy

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>>46205623
Proof????

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>>46205405
Inside every cat is more cats.
Because you knocked them up.

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>>46205563
But I will be making a Kingdom, and she's going to help me populate it.

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I'm cheshphobic

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>>46205710
she has a different idea of what exposure therapy entails

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>>46205710
>See chesh therapist
>Turns out it's chesh, the rapist

[Anonymous No.]

I wanna get into a headbutting match with a goat where the winner gets to have sex with the loser

[Anonymous No.]

I want a big hellhound to rape me in an original fashion

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>>46205801
Headbutting a goat girl like that will end in you leaking a lot of important bodily fluids

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>>46205813
Slow down there Anon, I'm not sure the thread is ready for such a radical desire

[Anonymous No.]

>>46205813
she has to mix up up the moves to keep the style meter rising

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>>46205821
Starfish while she does all the work.

[Anonymous No.]

Extremist raijus

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[Anonymous No.]

need buns with big buns

[Anonymous No.]

Eros thinks she can stop me from fulfilling my dream of being a smug gyaruo NTRman? We'll see about that! I'm gonna find some married wives at the park in MGC and charm them with my charisma and fuck them behind their husband's backs! Nobody will be able to stop me!

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>>46204659
Ask her for her phylactery, or make a game of it since liches have a secret mischievous side to them.

After that, she's putty in your hands. Eros bless you o7

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>>46205984
And that's how anon got castrated for eternity and was never allowed to be loved again by anyone. The end.

[Anonymous No.]

i wanna nibble on a lich phylactery

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>>46206014
don't talk to the walking embarrassment. he might try to talk more

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[Anonymous No.]

Goat sex

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[Anonymous No.]

You can hide your feelings from yourself but never from a Carbuncle.

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>>46204881
>Rape-Proof: Immune to rape.
>Obsessive Cuddler: Locks foes in an embrace.
>Vulnerable to Affection: Weak to acts of kindness and physical contact.
Apparently this is a "meta Eros build that takes all the fun out of the hunt". I don't care, I just want to hold and be held.

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>>46206057
On the beach

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How do you get a succ to make this face?

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>>46206086
I'm gonna snuggle that cute hag.

[Anonymous No.]

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>>46206109
Why do Foxes always grow such large rumps on their own without needing to do squats?

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>>46206129
Evolutionary pressure. Bigger butts increase the likelihood of finding a mate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46206130
>cat and rabbit
Low level monsters, easy exp

[Anonymous No.]

>>46206086
Public sex is the purest form of love, and that's why I think that monster sports (specially gaping) is such a great idea

[Anonymous No.]

>>46206145
Fox butts are too powerful for this world to contain.

[Anonymous No.]

You're completely safe from hellhounds in the bathtub

[Anonymous No.]

>He looks so lovable, what anine
>*She
>No
>NO
>NOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.]

>>46206182
I prefer Jinkos anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

My pet cat doesn't love me, she just takes everything I give her for granted. All she does is eat my food and sleep on the sofa, she doesn't even give me cuddles because she's so lazy. I thought pets were supposed to provide you with support and love! I'm going to kick her out for this and get a pet dog instead...

[Anonymous No.]

I always have an electric shaver on hand, even sleeping with one under my pillow.
No way the foxes will risk losing their precious tail fluff just to rape me.

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>>46206181
I don't like how lee kind of went almost toddler tier with them.

[Anonymous No.]

Warning! There are two big foxes lurking ahead!

[Anonymous No.]

>>46206244
Yeah, they did look better in his earlier stuff, but they still look decent enough to me. They're just lighter versions, but Miku is still pretty thick.

[Anonymous No.]

>Your Sleep Demon roommate wakes you up at night once again

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>>46206086
Some has that Vada animation of a Bapho jacking off a guy on the beach?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46206278
maybe she can wait until morning next time

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>>46206317
No, no she will not.

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>>46206280
https://twitter.com/vadaboob/status/1297201871078203393/video/1

[Anonymous No.]

>>46206278
you mean you guys don't have an enchanted milk jar that magically refills overnight? (it's not enchanted)

[Anonymous No.]

I want to join the MGCPD

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>46206278
Between her, the ghost roommate and the monster-under-the-bed roommate, I don't know how Anon's supposed to get any sleep.

[Anonymous No.]

ded

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[Anonymous No.]

I'm blaming Goblins this time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46206385
sleep during the day when they are all in hiding from the sunlight

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>>46206363
Thank you

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>>46206436
[Sudden, gutteral screaming]

[Anonymous No.]

What the dog doin'?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46206370
monsters would just think you're a stripper in cosplay

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>>46206385
>anon spends yet another sleepless night in a AoE2 (Age of Eros 2) LAN party with his sleep paralysis demon, house ghost, under-the-bed monster, closet horror and the fairy with glowing red eyes that pounds on his window every night demanding he let her in
>the only reason he hasn't been raped yet is because, like him, they're all socially awkward massive fucking dorks

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>>46206278
That's what you're here for you dumb cow. The bottle is in the fridge, it had better be full by the time I eat my Cheerios tomorrow morning.

[Anonymous No.]

What is she plotting, and is it possible to stop her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46206596
She's going to shake her mofu around in public.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46206610
but thats a crime

[Anonymous No.]

>>46206623
Not anymore.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm going to tell a Holstaur that paizuri is a meme and it doesn't actually feel good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46206596
FLUFF

[Anonymous No.]

>>46206641
I'm going to tell an Ocelomeh that paizuri while face-sitting is a meme and feels awful.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46206641
Yeah, nursing handjob is where it's at.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46206648
ANON NO, DON'T FALL FOR HER TRICKS

[Anonymous No.]

>>46206655
I'm calling the police. Why didn't you think of the advertisers

[Anonymous No.]

Goodnight Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, bunyips.
Why are they shy?
What can they do?
And why is one dragging you to bed right now?

All this and more tomorrow at 11.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46206655
No Ocelomeh has tits big enough for that, they are all small cats. You can't expect a cat to do a cow's job.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46206671
You can ask, but no one can understand what Bunyips are saying with those thick australian accents.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46206671
Shaking a can of fosters at fluff snakes

[Anonymous No.]

shuffling by the local noodle bar with a bag of instant ramen and cheap sake.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46206682
If me a frog can understand Aussies accents, you have no excuses. Bunyip are worth the effort

[Anonymous No.]

>>46204510
Cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>46206808
>Swamp creatures understand each other
No shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>46206672
It's not about size, it's about texture and technique. And Ocelomehs have great texture AND technique.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46206896
>It's not about size
Wrong.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46206896
mmm choco

[Anonymous No.]

>>46204905
grease monkey.....
wrench wench.....
knows how to assemble a car from spare details and a spare hour of work....
perfect wife.

[Anonymous No.]

Hey guys look, a perfectly normal baja blast is just sitting there in the middle of this jungle clearing literally hundreds of miles away from the nearest hint of civilization.
Good thing too, I was getting thirsty

[Anonymous No.]

>>46207026
Man, wish it had a fresh taco next to it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46207050
RUN

[Anonymous No.]

>>46207062
Towards the anaconda lamia den or the piranha sahuagin infested river?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46207067
Into that conveniently placed pyramid right over there that our local language expert assured us that the writing over the door read "Sacrifice chambers"

[Anonymous No.]

>>46207082
Those stairs look steep, but okay.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46207067
What if I just climb to the canopy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46207094
The parrot harpies have been hounding the expedition since it landed, and I swear I still hear the damned monkeys hooting in the distance when we try to sleep

[Anonymous No.]

>>46207094
Kakuen, so many Kakuen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46207067
>>46207086
>>46207094
You guys go on ahead, these jaguars are no match for me, I can take on at least five of them at once. My superior speed will carry the da

[Anonymous No.]

>>46207107
You see how he was dragged off into the bush? That's why when you are in hostile territory you need to always be vigilant for snare tra

[Anonymous No.]

>>46207082
What kind of retard would go through a door labelled "Sacrifice chambers"?
I'm heading to the door labelled "free room and board". That's way more sensible.

[Anonymous No.]

Takos kot is the worst kot with cait sith

[Anonymous No.]

>>46207116
That's how they get you, they put something scary in front of you so that you take the obviously more inviting friendly option, and waltz right into their trap.
I'm calling their bluff, dumb cats.

[Anonymous No.]

Goodbye anons, today I am sailing to the new world to subjugate ocelomeh via conversion and intermarrying

[Anonymous No.]

>>46207148
>Anon makes it exactly 3 steps off the ship before the macuahuitl connects with his head

[Anonymous No.]

What happens if Ocelomehs “sacrifice” a guy on the altar to Tezcatlipoca but it turns out he isn’t a virgin?

[Anonymous No.]

I want to see pathetic christian fundamentalists who cry about "sexual immorality" get raped brutally by extremist monsters in the middle of a church after all their godfag imagery get
vandalized and replaced with Druella imagery. Whichever christcucks cries the most about pedophilia should get thrown to the sabbath to get raped by little girls. All the crosses will be torn down by the end of it and monsters will kill all westshit religion

[Anonymous No.]

>>46207236
>emphasis on "be fruitful and multiply"
>remove the nonsense about monogamy
>pope is now a hot chick with huge tits
>Alp choir boys
The assimilation route is much more efficient

[Anonymous No.]

>>46207257
Nah, fuck cuckstianity, nobody needs it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46207267
You definitely need it and to accept Jesus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46206668
If there's a fluffy tail, it's a man's job to touch it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46207279
You need to die with your dead religion already, christcuck.

[Anonymous No.]

Oh, looks like someone's ban ran out

[Anonymous No.]

I am the Man who Would be King. I will to these primitive lands go and their primitive inhabitants subjucate! With a Scottish accent!

[Anonymous No.]

>>46207354
Just look at this creature! Leading a carefree life in the tropical paradise island, finding food easily and just lazing around.

[Anonymous No.]

I feel nothing when seeing pictures of mamonos3those are just bitches and whores flaunting their bodies

[Anonymous No.]

>>46207567
I'm sure you're pure, Alp-chan.

[Anonymous No.]

What do you call a p'orc hag that lives in the desert?
Dry aged ham

[Anonymous No.]

Dumb tacokots wont be so smug when they find out I have maxed my kot resist

[Anonymous No.]

>>46207407
Tribal kot are cool, I prefer them to ocelomeh, more exotic and no sacrifice bullshit

[Anonymous No.]

What do I do if I accidentally hit a Werecat with my car when I'm driving late at night?

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>>46207662
You stop, call your emergency service and secure the road where the accident happened. If she still alive try to put her in a secured position to avoid any blood blocking her respiratory system . Wait for the emergency to arrive and assume your mistake. Worst case scenario she will need a lich

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>>46207686
Okay... cause I admit, I've been drinking a little and just made some roadkill just now which made me sober up a bit. She's not moving or anything. I think she needs a Lich...
Um, they're not gonna make me marry her for this, are they? Please tell me they aren't, I can't stand a normal cat, no way in hell I'm letting a zombie cat in my house to stink like shit.

[Anonymous No.]

What do I do if mamono fucking kills me irl

[Anonymous No.]

>>46207712
No but you will have to pay in court, they will find you so don't try to flee and take responsibility for your actions
>>46207722
Wake up, it was just a nightmare

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>>46207727
Aw fuck man, I don't much money... I can't pay for a damn werecat's expenses for the rest of my life over this shit...
Maybe I can just leave.... I haven't dialed Miss Lich yet... it's not my problem some dumb cat was walking in the road this late at night anyway....

[Anonymous No.]

today i will remind them

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>>46207742
You kill a mamono, you're marked. Fleeing will only make it far worse in court.

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>>46207778
There's no way anyone will possibly find out if I just dump her in a lake or something and run from my guilt, retard. If that werekat wanted to not get hit then maybe she should have just like, not been walking where people drive. Sorry, natural selections a thing.

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>>46207808
You killed someone, your soul is tainted. If you want to make it worse on you don't listen to my advices but from now on everyone know what you did

[Anonymous No.]

Imagine being a mamono ohh husband I want sex ooh I pump out kids
Fucking boring

[Anonymous No.]

I don't feel any remorse for Mamono, they are just whores whose minds is clouded with nothing adultery. You might say it is okay because they are monogamous, but a whore is a whore nonetheless, and some of them encourage being part of a harem, which is nothing more than cuckoldry and sin. As an Order soldier, I am proud to admit that I have slain multiple Monsters, mainly Kobolds in the wilds, and one Succubus by now with my sword and I do not regret doing so at all. The Demon Lords followers will lie to you and tell you that human women are awful betrayers, but whom do Monsters rely on to increase their numbers? And by claiming that human women are all whores, then are they not speaking of themselves as well given they are whores who can be made from corrupting human women, whom think of nothing but male genitals all day? They would be so bold as to try and convince a human that our extinction and the extinction of our race's females is a GOOD thing, like the depraved demons they are. Every dead Mamono is one more good deed done in this world. I say kill them all, let the Chief God sort them out.

[Anonymous No.]

>noooooooo human extinction is bad I don't wanna become a demon noooooo
Shut the fuck up already, humans are shit, Incubi are better and you don't get a choice in the matter, fuckhead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46204510
senran kagura girls are hot, shame they're all trapped in ecchi games with no real nudity or lewdness.

[Anonymous No.]

There is simply no monster that can provide the correction I need

[Anonymous No.]

>>46207934
That so?

[Anonymous No.]

>pray to eros to send let me marry one of her cute cupids
>she tells me no, because she needs them unmarried so they can do their jobs
>tells me that I already have a fated soul mate and shows me a vision of her
>it's a devil bug that lives in a dumpster currently
I no longer believe in religion.

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>>46208028
You can fix her and make her take showers and stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46208047
I don't want her. I want the one I actually like, and if I can't get that then I won't take anything.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46208028
Not every girl needs to be a carbon copy of her profile, look what a bit of grooming can achieve

[Anonymous No.]

>>46208068
That vtumor

[Anonymous No.]

>>46208098
Like you wouldn't plap her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46207889
Your not making it sound very appealing

[Anonymous No.]

Touch the cow. Do it now. Failure to follow instructions will result in the the cow touching you instead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46208323
>spoiler
I will not touch the cow.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46208323
I've petted calfs and they've licked me, the cow really does touch you

[Anonymous No.]

>>46208381
Yeah but miss mino is based on bull and they are assholes irl

[Anonymous No.]

>>46208401
They're not assholes, they're just strong and playful. And sometimes assholes.
>School can't have any nice trees because bored mino delinquents compete over who can pull the most out with their horns.

[Anonymous No.]

They're just so cuddly

[Anonymous No.]

KC just released the Saccophyte to patreon, that means a new girl will be out soon.
What do you guys think it'll be? I think it'll be the new dragon he released to that magazine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46208765
What's a Saccophyte

[Anonymous No.]

>>46208800
Big tiddy pitcher plant.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46208323
>>46208760
God I fucking love cowgirls so much, Holstaurs, Minotaurs, Hakutaku, I love them all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46208804
Ah yes, I remember

[Anonymous No.]

>>46208765
I don't know what you mean. Wasn't that one already there for a while?

[Anonymous No.]

How the fuck am I supposed to hide a constant boner while working at the pharaoh’s palace when every monster dresses so sluttily and all I have to wear is a loincloth?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46208836
You're not supposed to.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46208809
You missed one

[Anonymous No.]

>>46208836
You're supposed to hide your boner in one of the monsters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46208859
Which?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46208891

[Anonymous No.]

>>46208900
True, they are also very nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46208900
this is a pile of leaves. please post monster girls.

[Anonymous No.]

Where is desert cow highlander cow bison cow water cow evil cow and eros cow

[Anonymous No.]

>>46208988
>desert cow
Desert
>highlander cow
Highlands
>bison cow
North American grasslands and European forests.
>water cow
Water
>evil cow
Mordor?
>eros cow
I wish I knew. We have yet to be blessed with the one that gives strawberry milk.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46209058
I'm gonna catch all the cows

[Anonymous No.]

>>46209165
Ash Ketchum posting here.

[Anonymous No.]

>Fr*gs will be slaughtered by russians
Finally, good news

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>46205984
>anon finds a danuki with a ring on her finger
>fucks her, thinks he's hot shit
>turns out the danukis' ring is not a marriage ring (or at least it wasn't) and she just used it to gloat to her coworkers that she's not single anymore, and now it became true, she faked it until she made it, and she's not letting you go
Good end?

[Anonymous No.]

Im going to go cow tipping if you know what I mean

[Anonymous No.]

>>46209310
Holst waitresses deserve to be rewarded for their hard work, yes.

[Anonymous No.]

Think of it more as "completing her relationship questline" instead of getting raped in zone 1.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>46208765
GREY
R
E
Y

[Anonymous No.]

>>46209383
Fox?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>46209320
Dazed, reeling, about to break.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46208765
I hope that another undead

[Anonymous No.]

>>46209451
Sounds romantic

[Anonymous No.]

>>46209372
Who dyed this bunyip's BEAUTIFUL WHITE COAT to this HIDEOUS DISGUSTING PINK?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46209452
I wonder what other undead are left. Hopefully Flesh Golem/Frankenstein's Monster if that one counts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46209485
There are still a lot of undead left in world folklore, specially in Japan

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>46209477
Me

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>46209492
We need another slavic folklore monster, kikimora is lonely and needs a friend from the old country

[Anonymous No.]

>>46209563
Look at this poor creature. Look at how miserable she is at having her luxurious angel-white fur turned such a horrible pink. Look at the absolute despair on her face.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>46209413
Alien

[Anonymous No.]

>>46209492
I want a Draugr girl, imagine a Zombie musclegirl

[Anonymous No.]

>>46209621
Strzyga works as undead rep too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46209635
Sorry anon but I dealt with enough draugrs in Morrowind, Skyrim and Morrowind again for one lifetime