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You're on holiday at the beach and your parents are distracted helping your little brother get changed. This woman approaches and tells you in a low voice that she knows a place nearby that sells much nicer ice cream than they do here and that if you follow her there she'll get you some for free. Do you go with her?

>> No.46152824

>>46152782
I use detect evil on sanae first

>> No.46152828

>>46152782
I'm haggle for two scoops
Rolling barter

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>>46152782
No matter what you say she'll laugh at your reaction.
And then she'll bonk you on the head and tie you up to watch as she rapes your little bro in front of your eyes and calls you useless old trash.

>> No.46153343

>>46152830
Fag.

>> No.46154711

>>46152782
Roll for charisma check

>> No.46154836
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>>46152782
free ice cream??? why would i say now??? surely this woman has no ulterior motives?

>> No.46155154

CUT OFF HER TITS SHRINE MAIDEN!

>> No.46161760

Girls who offer free ice cream are angels. I'd follow her anywhere.

>> No.46162996
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>>46152782
Yeah only if she give a taste to my cream first

>> No.46179621

>>46152782
Sure, there's no way a pretty lady offering free ice cream can be bad.

>> No.46179784

>>46152782
I'm tired from the car ride so she'll have to carry me and let me honk on her boobs.

>> No.46190460

>>46152782
I use detect evil on sanae first

>> No.46190477

>>46152782
I rape her.

>> No.46190561

>>46152782
I don't trust her, i don't know her and yet she comes closer, it's a trap

>> No.46194239
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>>46152782
I would NOT go there and I would advise her to do the same, because she looks like she eats way too much.

>> No.46194753

>>46194239
it seems all she eats goes into her tits

>> No.46203106

>>46152782
I would follow her unconditionally and have nothing weird happen to me at all

>> No.46212156

>>46190460
>*Doesn't glow*
What now?

>> No.46212338

>>46152782
https://youtu.be/Xxru4CcB0a0?si=l05KVXOdTY7pkUfd
kino btw

>> No.46212806

UP

>> No.46212846
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Real talk, Sanae being a "recent" addition to Gensokyo, is probably one of the less likely 2hus to hit on a young boy due the outside world being presumably moralfag heaven

>> No.46212921

>>46212846
she eats a baby in a Zounouse's doujin

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>>46212921
>Zounouse
Some of his works are very wholesome, and he has a talent for dark stories, but honestly he has been turning too hardcore lately, grim for the sake of grim... He should get more balanced

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