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Marisa has begun beamspamming at you.

Surrender is not an option. Her objective is to rob you of your most precious thing.

You must decide how to retaliate. She must be stopped at all costs.

>> No.4614790

I'd do that thing with the elephant picking up a stick to her.

>> No.4614789

Throw books at her.

>> No.4614793

Equip Magatama -> Masakados
WHAT NOW

>> No.4614801

I make like a tree and get outta there.

>> No.4614802

Try to run to the shrine, if she keeps firing and damages the shrine she will have a pissed off miko to deal with.

>> No.4614810

What if my precious thing is intangible?

>> No.4614815
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4614815

The sight of my dick will stop her dead in her tracks.

>> No.4614819
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4614819

What? What do you mean surrender isn't an option?

If it's information she wants, I can copy as much as she wants onto a flash drive and hand it over! Cost me thirty bucks, tops.

If I have some magic artifact, obviously I didn't know how to use it until now anyway. Away with it, if the thing is so coveted by crazy wizards and shit.

>> No.4614830

But my most precious thing... is my love for you, Marisa. How can you steal away that which I would freely give to you?

>> No.4614845
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4614845

She's already dead, comrade.

>> No.4614862

What if Marisa IS my precious thing? Could she steal herself then?

>> No.4614865
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4614865

>preciousss

>> No.4614869

>>4614862
Yes. And she'd do it, too.

>> No.4614872

>>4614865
Marisa with the One Ring would be fucking scary.

>> No.4614879

Shoot her in the face with a gun. How's that for danmaku?

>> No.4614890

>>4614879
Unfortunately, the hitbox is in the abdominal region. She would just end up grazing it.

>> No.4614893

My most precious thing is probably my Spawn comics collection just because its really the only collectible I have a care about.

Those circulate though gensokyo and you have Todd mcfarlane's Touhou.

That or some of my random curio but I have tons of that, loosing one piece would not be devastating.

>> No.4614908

>>4614893
> losing one piece
> one piece

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4614912

If I'm in gensokyo, the chances are that I've been sucked into some gap, and I only have my clothes, my most precious thing in this case

would be my virginity.

>> No.4614918

>>4614893
>Todd mcfarlane's Touhou.

Grimdarkest touhou? Hasn't that already been done?

>> No.4614919

Hold up a mirror.
Lasers ain't got nothing on my shiny reflective surface.

>> No.4614935

>>4614918
In a million different ways.

>> No.4614940

>>4614918
Still better than the alternative touhous

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4614948

>>4614918
You asked for it.

>> No.4614975

>>4614948
Needs more cancer.

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>>4614975
If you say so.

>> No.4615081

Marisa is my most precious thing.

Suicide is sad. ._.

>> No.4615099

My most precious thing is my virginity. I'd fight for it, so she'd be forced to rape me.

Then everything would be aaaaaaaaaawright

>> No.4615107

>>4614948
My world is crushed.
Why would anyone do that to my Utsuho?

>> No.4615113

Marisa IS my most precious thing.

Does this mean shes leaving me? ;_;

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