Monster Girl Thread

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That's a tricky wan!

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r u d y
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>>46139372
That's just a scottish fold cheshire.

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nom

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>>46139372
>>46139380
She's got cat eyes, not dog eyes. Cat eyes have vertical pupils while dog pupils are round.

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All rapists can be tamed

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>>46139412
Yeah, but sometimes that energy comes out in other ways. Other, more annoying ways.

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>>46139412
I cannot be tamed. I will rape the ass of 100 fox hags and they will never catch me.

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Don't forget to tune into the GIGA World Gup next Thursday. Owen the Ogre Opener and his wife Mary the Merciless Maw are competing to claim the title of Duo World Champions and might have a decent chance of finally knocking Big Boy Bobby and his mother-wife Wuvvy Wurm Wendy off the top position they've held onto for three years! My bet's on the reigning champs though. Nothing can beat the Wurmwind Wonder.

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>>46139409
That's why she's so tricky.

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New story dropped
https://archiveofourown.org/works/53879572

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>>46139448
I don't know, there's so much great new talent since the sport went worldwide, and Wonderland's Backburgers team has a special surprise this year.

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Listen to me, Japanese Oni monster, just because I'm an American tourist visiting Akihabara to see all the cool otaku stuff doesn't mean you should try seducing me. You should stick to marrying Japanese men and doing something about this country's birth rate instead! It's not like an American tourist like myself intends to stay.

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>>46139467
>Snuff
>Death

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>>46139470
I've been paying particular attention to the Size Difference circuit lately. There's this Red Oni and her husband who turn the whole OniXHuman thing on its head. She's not even a Sabbathite and she still looks like that. I really recommend those two. Rough Rider Ruby and Steve the Steed. Lots of talent there but they probably won't make it to the finals this year. Give it a couple years and some more practice? Oh yeah, they've got a chance to beat out the Fairies that keep claiming the top spot.

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>>46139467
>Snuff
>Death
fuck off

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just ignore it so it doesn't reply

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>>46139481
Last words of a western piggu before his rape.

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>>46139491
Personally I'm not that much into worldwide tournaments, I'm still going to local tournaments for live sports rather than global broadcasting. Except the Christmas Cakes tournaments on the mornings, pretty fun to watch at work or on weekends while having breakfast.

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>>46139502
it's nice to have a couple warnings so people don't got to bother looking

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>>46139507
it's been three months and I still have no idea what this goddamn spider is saying

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>>46139517
Yeah, the Cakes are always great. Love watching how nervous the partners are until the Houri just nuke them with Eros mana and they attack like rabid beasts. Lots more passion at that level.

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>>46139517
The fun about those is watching performances that put professional athletes to shame
I'm glad that pro league scouts are keeping an eye on those, specially those those team that are family members, they tend to go really far as pros

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>>46139534
NTA but they really do. I mean, they already have a close-knit bond as family but then to move into marriage as well? It's hard to beat that bond when it comes to the mutual cooperation required to really stand out in GIGA. There was a guy I went to school with who competed in Youth tournaments with his big sister. She waited until he graduated so they could go to university together and were immediately scouted by a dozen universities who wanted them for their Duos teams. Full ride scholarships for both of them. Crazy.

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>>46139507
Japanese Monsters CANNOT force us American nationals to stay in Japan with them. We already have homes back in the US of A to go to when we're done with our tour.

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I hope your doing your part against the automaton and bug menace anons

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>>46139372

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Plant hags are the worst. They're always teasing you when you're in the middle of trying to get work done, or poking fun of you when you're not immediately up for it. Then they turn into babbling, drooling messes once they finally get dick, and have the most pathetic cumming faces. They'll do anything to get you to finish inside, too.

I love plant hags.

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>>46139566
>everyone else having a whale of a time in bug space
>meanwhile I'm being hunted through the jungle by mad robots
where the hell are those reinforcements?!

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>>46139566
>>46139582
congratulations private anon, you have the honour of clearing out these bot tunnels, here's your flashlight good luck!

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>>46139448
I wonder if big monsters like Sandworms can participate on those sports somehow

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>>46139378

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Reminder that since spring and summer are approaching now is the time to brush up on tactics you can utilize against monsters that thrive during such seasons

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>>46139598
>Join the war in the hopes of scoring some bug pussy
>Get raped by robots instead
Dang

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>>46139566
>beeg boogs
Imagine

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>>46139467
>“Don’t look at me like that, you’ve had it easy so far. You want some more air? Start humping, human.”
Hot. I like when a girl gives a Hobson's choice.

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>>46139580
>Bad Bitch shirt
She's asking for it, anon. There's no ambiguity about it.

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>>46139618
one of the many sacrifices needed to defend liberty

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Bans must have expired.

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>>46139448
>bored on a weekend browsing through channels
>see if there are some hot fiery matches on
>search though the 8 ESPN and GIGA channels
>it's all rematches, previous and biography of past champions
I think they should broadcast more junior and college matches specially the ones going live on weekends, those Nukis are taking my money for my TV subscriptions and there are no live sports to watch

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>the dragon's face when she successfully scares off a wandering human man she found skulking around the woods outside her lair
>the dragon's face when she realizes she's lonely again and that guy was the first other living thing she's seen in a century since everyone avoids her for being so violent

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>>46139652
>those Nukis are taking my money for my TV subscriptions
So that's why those biographies are mostly danukis and rebroadcasts of foxes getting humiliated by them

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>>46139566
>Only good bug is a bed bug! For cock and stone!
final quote from first and last anon before he charged into The Hive alone
his MULEbot does return with minerals every so often, so somehow he's still alive and a great asset to the company. Would you like to know more?

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>>46139653
All she has to do is find him and apologize. How hard can that be?

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>>46137870
I should typeset this image sometime.

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>>46139652
The Youth division was restricted from broadcasting unfortunately. However, there are some high school circuits that stream their tournaments on all the different streaming services. Just look around on Saturdays and you'll usually find them. College though? Unfortunately they only run during fall and spring. You CAN pay for a ticket to their training camps though. That's an experience for sure.

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>>46139667
there's a decent chance you'd have to explain to a dragon what an apology is
and she still wouldn't understand it

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>>46139667
>Dragon goes to find man
>finds him lost since she scared him off the last time and now he's having trouble getting home
>she lands hard enough to shake the ground near him which makes him terrified again and doesn't know how to start an apology, just goes "HEY." bluntly
>man has a panic attack and hyperventilates and she gets annoyed
>"...rrrRRR! I'M TRYING TO TALK TO YOU!"
>"PLEASE DON'T HURT ME D-D-DON'T HUH.. HURT... D-D.. ABUH! D-D..."
>Dragon loses her patience and sprays the ground with fire and tells him to leave angrily so he starts running again until he's gone
>Dragon just stands there
>lets it settle in that she fucked up again
>Dragon starts shaking uncontrollably and crying, just goes back home to continue being lonely

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>>46139502
It was well written.

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>>46139652
>it's all rematches, previous and biography of past champions
As long as are not CRT quality rebroadcasts I'm fine with them, there are some classic matches that no matter how many times you watch them they are always fresh

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Dragons are so cool!

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>>46139712
I'm tired of people talking about this poor Dragon. I'm adding her to my list and I WILL give her a good ending.

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>>46139675
>The Youth division was restricted from broadcasting unfortunately.
But there are those sports shows of moms boasting about their kids and even participate with them on open television

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>>46139618
Nobody can join anything right now.

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>>46139797
Just like those Brazilian children shows

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>>46139797
They've managed to bypass the ban on Youth broadcasting by competing in Amateur divisions for those. Yeah, they're technically professionals but it's not a coincidence that these Amateur tournaments are also filled with professionals while other Amateur tournaments are what you'd expect. It's kind of annoying when I'm looking for real Amateur competitions though. Hopefully GIGA manages to get that law repealed soon.

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>>46139797
It's always prideful moms proyecting their frustrations onto their children or using a last resort to fulfill their broken dreams of becoming profesional athletes

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>>46139830
But there've been over a dozen mother-son champions in the Duos and Age Difference divisions? And more if you consider the families competing in the Trios and Harem divisions.

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>>46138405
Zero TL. I can't read the moonrunes for shit but written out in romaji I can get the basic gist of what was being said because I'm an idiot. I did enjoy how their claw arms were their actual, main arms and the other ones they use for mundane tasks were the smaller set.

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>>46139830
I like when families play sports, after all sports are a healthy alternative to stay in shape and in this case promotes love and caring too

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>>46139797
It's good advertising for promoting sports in am age in which fast food and obesity are corrupting our youths, instead broadcasting sports for all ages help fight that

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>>46137870
>>46139672
Fuck it. Give her some love.

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>>46139867
she looks like a truffle-hunter

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>>46139867
Wearing a tie between her breasts has to be uncomfortable for her.

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>>46139878
But can she do the truffle shuffle?

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>>46139864
Well with those sports some monster will get obese for natural causes, if you know what I mean

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>>46139372

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Bug sex

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>>46139867
>captivating fruit.
*Prisoner fruit.

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>>46139925
Want me to change it?

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>>46139927
Just correcting it. If you want to do the effort is up to you. Bit surprised you didn't realize that's what the artist meant.

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>>46139864
Hard to achieve that when all tournaments are sponsored by Harpy co. Fried chicken, McNukis and Fox Cola

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>>46139932
Not gonna lie, I'm drinking spirits right now. Everyone save this one.

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>>46139943
PUT THE GHOST DOWN, ANON! SHE DOES NOT CONSENT TO YOU DRINKING HER!

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>>46139565
>>46139481
May I remind you American dogs that swarms of sukeban JP Murder Hornets once invaded certain US states? Oh the reports of beekeeper anon boys who get their honey bee hives raided by said sukeban murder hornets for their honey and just to pick fights with fatter and slower American honey bees.

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>>46139867
God I just want one porc wife out of a whole tribe of them and tell her that I want to make her a high orc of a new tribe I'll make with her

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>>46139970
When is KC going to do a Wasp girl who lays her eggs in an arachne and makes Anon fertilize both her eggs and the arachne, turning the arachne into a big moo cow baby macheen?

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>>46139965
>>46139998
Have another nsfw one.
https://files.catbox.moe/qku4vj.png

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Gimme like 5 p'orcs and I'll be happy.

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>>46139752
Yeah, but don't tell them that. They're smug enough as it is.

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>>46139999
Never. Fuck off.

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>>46140071
Please do not take too many porcs
Who else will raid villages and be lvl 2 bandits?

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>>46140000
Damn pig knows just what her aroma will do to a man

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>>46140084
Aww, man!

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>>46139517
>Except the Christmas Cakes tournaments on the morning
There's multiple channels broadcasting live cake leagues 24/7, it seems that there are too many monster eager to participate and there are too many aplicants and not enough TV segment to show all of them

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>>46139999
God, that's kinky.

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>>46140121
le foxo generico.

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Need fairy sex

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>>46140137
Miss Fairy concurs.

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>>46140141
>brown hand

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>>46140126
Lmao tailet.

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Would a doppelgänger do mind game pranks on her husband? For example she shapeshifts into a female version of him and says “I am you and you are me” to leave him in shock.

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>>46140229
Based off the profile? No. But if the girl he is into that she latches onto has that kind of personality, she might adopt it and retain it after the reveal.

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loot what you will but do not tarry even in death an mg is not to be trusted.

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Remember to treat little girls with kindness (the mamono definition of being kind to little girls may be slightly broader than the human one)

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>>46140276
In what way?

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>>46140276
I will kindly buy her pants since she seems to not be able to afford them

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>You must be from Earth. How are you liking Dragonia?

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>>46140294
2 many dragons who start to spew some chuuni speech at me for some reason. No one cared about me on Earth and I had some peace.

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Sticks get the Thicks.

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>>46140294
I'm afraid of heights, and all these dragons keep telling me the best way to see Dragonia is on a guided tour from above, and I wish they'd stop asking me that. I find the whole idea terrifying.
If only there were a dragon that doesn't fly...

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>>46140294
I'm having a blast hanging out in Wurm Town

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>>46140316
That is a lot of ass art.

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i just get her wurm cousin to both smack some sense in the dragons

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>>46140294
way better after meeting you, wannna go out sometime?

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>>46140294
I love big, meaty paws but even though I think heels should look silly on them it's still sexy somehow. We need more footwear for girls with big, fluffy feet.

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>>46140294
0/10 I didn't find my wife. She's white and has blue eyes.

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>>46140377
Is this some kind of Yugioh reference?

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>>46140294
It's okay. There are less kidnapped princesses to rescue than I thought

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>>46140334
wurm, dragon zombie and malef are on the right side of how to treat a man. soon, the old dragons will be outnumbered

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I’ve been following the GIGA league for a while, mainly the Duos tournament. But I’m just now asking what does GIGA stand for?
Also, are slimes banned from the competition?

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>>46139448
I wonder how are the uniforms they wear, maybe something like those race queen ones? swimsuits? reverse bunnysuits?

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>>46140284
Nothing particularly major, just things like responding to romantic advances, appreciating their unique bodies charm points, being gentle while sharing lust..

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>>46140294
I can tell this dragon would a be a good choice for hunting and rendering into parts.

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>>46140103
My guy MGE is not that kind of setting nor is KC that kind of content creator. If you can't deal with that then by all means go do your own weird shit in your own setting.

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>>46140443
>>46140103
But you can talk about it here.

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>>46140457
Fuck off Mick.

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>>46140457
you can type all sorts of things and be shit on accordingly

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>>46140474
HOW DID YOU KNOW I AM GERMAN?

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>>46140474
It was pretty hot, desu. A kind of monster girl symbiosis to maximize births.

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>>46140480
Did KC make any german folklore monster girls who would be into that yet?

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>>46140512
No retard.

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>>46140580
the flatccubus is not to be underestimated

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>>46140564

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>>46140415
Comfortable clothes that are easy to remove, and comfortable to wear obviously, sloppy undressing costs points

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>>46140644
shirokutos sabbath has the tech for tearable/rippable and then repairable clothes so there's room for innovative techniques

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>>46140415
They wear different uniforms with colors and designs that represent their team obviously
It can vary from something extremely skimpy like wearing a pair of leaves, like Elves tend to wear, to a full armour uniforms like what a Dullahan would wear as uniform

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>>46140466
I don't want cait sith who does that. I'd barely even consider anal with her.
I would though.
Fluffy Cat ass.

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>>46140691
>team
So there's also a team category? Or are the Duos just connected to a team for organizational purposes? Or is it a multi-round thing where you might have three couples from each team compete one at a time with the victors being the best out of three?

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>>46140691
I'm all in for traditional ethnic uniforms

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>>46140691
! !

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>>46140703
Nigga you aren't even an actual fan of Cait Sith.

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>>46140706
Well I consider that there are ple ty of duos and trios that come from the same college, highschool or state and belong to the same team, you know every team having multiple couples and manpower to participate in multiple events or to have replacements due to injury or fatigue after mid time, instead of changing the player you change the couple

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>>46140708
Ah yes
The Undead United uniform

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>>46140729
I don't know what this means. I like the picture and I like the femdom.

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>>46140747
My guy, anybody with sense knows you don't actually like MGE.

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Reminder that kraken MILFs turn into felonies upon entering bathtubs

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>>46140733
That's a good idea. Maybe they have Duos and Trios normally but then there are Team events where you have a set bench of maybe four Duos and three Trios who can be swapped in and out by the school as they compete to win the most points.

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>>46140708
st kiki's academy battle attire

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>>46140706
All sports require teams, imagine having a single couple during all matches on the same tournament without rest, you need to change players. You get a team of 12 players in which you have 3 couples for the duo category and 2 throuples (not sure if that's written properly) for the threesome category and all of them wear the team's uniform. That's why there are academies and training, it's a serious and competitive sport.

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>>46140386
What tipped you off? Everybody knows the Blue Eyes White Dragon is a fatalistic romantic nerd who deserves only the most autistic of husbands.

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>>46140739
I'm more into the Zipangu Hoppers, their ubiform is cute and they have more victories in regional invitations.

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>>46140763
They even have a bus for the whole team plus their technical manpower and trainers with the colors of the team, and there are huge crowds of local fans cheering when the bus leaves for a tournament.

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>thread is slowly crafting an actual imaginary gaping sport on the level of major sports like football or baseball

This is so delightful. When the portals open and the Lims find this in the archives they're going to blow a fucking gasket before starting GIGA themselves.

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How sweet do you want your mg?

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>>46140691
In that picture those girls are the Messi, Mbappe and Ronaldo of the sport

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>>46140782
Well atleast it's much better than a guy spamming his fantasy of his D&D character being a necromancer wanted for murder and asking questions that don't belong to the setting, God that last thread ended pretty sour

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>>46140750
It's more the meta and everything associated with it than mge itself.

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>>46140782
It reminds me of the baseball steam the thread wrote up and greenworm anon drew cards for

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I'm not sure I like this gaping stuff honestly

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>>46140798
then why are you here? fuck off already

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>>46140803
heave ho, thieves and beggars

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>>46140691
>Kappa routinely show up wearing nothing but fundoshi
>They make it a show to slam literal ass prints into solid concrete to dissuade new male competitors from trying to gape them in a serious match
>Their husbands, typical of the difference between Rugby players and Futbol are notably built like brick shithouses not dissimilar to power lifters
>Due to their rivalry with the Jinko, teams always try to one up each other in different fetishes such as washboard abs and packing entire cake factories
>Meanwhile the Anubi sit back and watch the fireworks

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>>46140803
relatively speaking its a disgusting fetish. Is it anal or pussy we talking?

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>>46140829
I've already plotted out one story for a pair of Amateur competitors and it involves all three holes. You can gape a mouth, ass and pussy.

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>>46140803
more of a rapeball guy myself

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>>46140826
>trying to gape them in a serious match

The competitions aren't involving other players. It's a husband and wife Duo or husband-wife-wife Trio who are putting on a performance and getting scored based off how well they do.

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>>46140846
Bachelors gotta get hitched somehow Anon.

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>>46140851
That's what the Cake circuit is for.

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>>46140826
I imagine teams having their own rituals before a match, like Hakas, shouts or dances in which even the spectators can interact.

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>>46140803
It's not my cup of tea as a fetish but man, I recognize it has been fun imagining all this sport stuff and a lot more fun than guys asking for warhammer deities on the world or some forces breaking the setting

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>>46140851
There's a matchmaking league, anon. We added it on the last thread.

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>>46140879
Some of this actually made me sick a little.

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Alright these threads are officially dead. At this point it's just a bootleg sfw /b/ with the amount of obvious crossboarders just dumping their garbage here now. Can they finally stop being made now? At this point it's either just furries, off-topic shit or mindless bot spam.

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>>46140916
if only you took your own advice after the 10th time you've posted that sentiment

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>>46140797
>>46140875
>w-well it's better than this other flavor of shitposting!
Now I know this is a discord raid

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>>46140875
I think I prefer powerlevel fights over grandmothers and pregnant women gaping their holes to their children.

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>>46140879
>The widest yard

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>>46140921
Yeah, that necromancer stuff was pretty good. In most monster girl fantasies there are going to be those things that aren't monster girls. What are they called again?

Oh right. Men.

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>>46140803
Same, I am more of a Extreme Monster Wrassling Guy. 1 man and 1 monster enter the ring, and a happily married couple leave.

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46140921
>discord raid

Go fuck yourself. This is the most fun I've had discussing MGE in at least two years. It's actually making it hard to focus on my current story because I just want to start writing up something involving it now.

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>>46140938
You do you but your fetish is icky. There are things in the back hole I never want to see.

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>reddit spacing
>rabidly defends off-topic shitposting
Oh hey, it's the sperg who posts monster boys when he's mad. Guess he's finally unbanned.

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>>46140936
I like the idea of Kappa sumo because it's canonically something they're associated with in MGE and the idea of wrestling your wife after years of training and giving her the dick in front of a live, mixed audience makes me rock fucking hard.

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sports are dumb anyway

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>>46140947
I can't even tell what you are calling off topic.

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>>46140936
>>46140953
MMMA is just as popular thanks to its inclusion of some kind of violence and the fact that the sex is much more intimate. Housewives and their husbands can both relax on the couch for an hour long program of intense high-impact foreplay that culminates in passionate lovemaking. The freaks watch GIGA, the normies watch MMMA. Post-portals, there are plenty of both.

>>46140961
I think he's mad I told him to fuck off and is actually calling the sport conversation off topic. I'm 99% positive that he's one of the pest's buddies since their spamming earlier in the thread was ignored in favor of the discussion.

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>>46140931
>>46140938
>least obvious discord raider
you clearly dont belong here

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This gaping sports has been the most related MGE stuff we had in years since the threads became drama of "mick this! mick that!"

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>>46140976
>most MGE related stuff
Nah that was claustrophyte. Your desperation is telling though

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I'd post a screenshot to show that only one of those posts is mine but I'd rather not waste an image on something that's off-topic. Let us continue to discuss the origin of the sport. We determined it would start in Lescatie but by who? What monster girl would be so degenerate as to want to make a sport of out getting publicly gaped?

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I've had it up to here with my boss, Miss Demon, harassing and trying to molest me in the office cubicle! I've had enough of her treating me like some good for nothing mana pump! I'm livid of her trying to constantly get me to sign her marriage contract and lying to me that it's just an employee benefit program! I'm handing her my resignation and leaving this stinking company today!

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>>46140976
still not a fan
feels more like opening doors to fucky fetish stuff then actually having talks about the setting

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Hi, GIGA is not my cup of tea, but I would thoroughly enjoy mamono spins on game shows. And honestly, who wouldn't be up for revivals of the old classics with a mamono spin?
>The Price is Right (Undead Bob Barker doesn't want you to spay or neuter your pets any more...)
>Jeopardy
>Wheel of Fortune
>Press Your Luck
>The Dating Game
>Double Dare
>Let's Make a Deal
>Love Connection
>Pyramid

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>>46140976
you barely passed your 1 year anniversary and you are all the more miserable for it

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>>46140953
Sumo is too serious for me, I prefer the show and outrageous stuff. Theme Music Entrances and Silly commentary, CAN ANON THE WIZARD ESCAPE FROM MS HELLWANS AMAZON MATING PRESS? LIVE ON THE JUMBOTRON IT OVER, SOME SAY WRASSLING IS FAKE BUT YOU CAN'T FAKE THE LIVE IMPREGNATION DOMINATION LOSS.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46140974
>I think he's mad I told him to fuck off and is actually calling the sport conversation off topic. I'm 99% positive that he's one of the pest's buddies since their spamming earlier in the thread was ignored in favor of the discussion.
Looks like his current tactic is pretending that fun monster girl sport discussion and "le based necromancer boi dindu nuffin" whining are the same garbage.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46140983
Fuck off, retard. Take your dogshit fetish circlejerk to /d/.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46140993
They are. One is off-topic /tg/ trash and the other is /d/ shit posted by complete faggots that want to slippery slope this place into a shitting dicknipples dumpsterfire.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46140986
Oh, some of these could be super cute. I imagine there'd be a waiting list at least in the six digits for spots on Jeopardy, nearly all of them Hakutaku. I'd go on Monster Girl Jeopardy.

>>46140993
Yeah, just ignore him. He'll probably fall back on ole reliable and start image spamming or posting violent murder fantasies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46140985
It's great though. The thread has so many enemies it can't even figure out which is which.
>are fetishes okay in a porn setting?
>is anything but missionary sex with the lights off with your monster wife too far?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46141001
>posting violent murder fantasies.
Hey, who DOESN'T want to get pinned down and snu-snu'd by a murder of mean, dominant crow tengu?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46141007
Pretty sure expanding holes and making it a national telvised sport is a step too fucking far

[Anonymous No.]

>>46141007
I know, it feels so different from all the discussion we used to have on /a/ and before we got vtumors on /jp/. We had so many fetish discussion on worldsetting yet now D&D characters are allowed and setting sex discussions are banned.

[Anonymous No.]

I love how all it took was one anon to say
>Hey opening assholes on TV is disgusting
and the raiders completely lost all control of the situation to the point they're trying to paint it as harmess sports talk lmao

[Anonymous No.]

>>46141001
I personally want to watch the new "Let's Make a Deal" where the demonic host has a penchant for sticking single mamono behind one doors 1, 2, and 3.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46141021
They always pull the same shit. They'll spam some retarded trash but when someone calls them a faggot they'll endlessly reply to each other acting like catty little bitches.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46141021
Personally it feels so ridiculous that I can see it happening

[Anonymous No.]

Hey isn't it weird how all the usual gacha spam and other nonsense just suddenly stopped out of nowhere once the "totally organic" gaping fetish posting got negative feedback? Just an observation, really interesting stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46141038
The thread doesn't like, why double down on it? even if it's plausible to the setting, why force it?

[Anonymous No.]

Imagine if there was a place on the internet where you could discuss MGE. Man, that'd be nice...

[Anonymous No.]

>>46140991
I mean, in real life Sumo is more of a Shinto ritual than a full blown sport. It has competitive elements but it's also mostly to appease the Kami. Personal headcanon is it happens mostly in the Spring and Autumn in Zipangu because those are the best times for harvest and planting, and the Japanese love the trope of the Springtime of Youth. That and, again, I love the idea of fat Kappa cheeks getting DOSUKOI'd while she wrestles with her childhood friend to see who tops in their matrimonial match.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46141045
It's not the thread
It's those /tg/ puritans that want to discuss their shitty warhammer figures and dice rolls on situations that get disgusted when something sexual gets discussed

[Anonymous No.]

>>46141038
I can't believe anons stop just posting so many images when there is something to talk about. A real shocker.

[Anonymous No.]

mud wrestling monster girls in rural places is how they matchmake
and the one who wins is the one who is on top

[Anonymous No.]

>>46141052
>>46141054
Begone, faggots. You're intentions are obvious. If you want to post about your shitty gaping fetish you have a board for it, take it to /d/. /tg/ faggots already get told to fuck off on sight aside from when you retards keep trying to encourage them to further ruin these threads.

[Anonymous No.]

>OMG TEEGEE TEEGEE TEEGEE YOU GUYS ITS TEEGEE I KEEP BRINGING UP TEEGEE FOR NO REASON SO ITLL BE TRUE IF I SAY IT ENOUGH GUISE TEEGEE TEEGEE TEEGEEE DELENDA EST

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>>46141052
>something sexual
guess the earlier sports narrative thing didnt work out, huh?

[Anonymous No.]

Well you can go back to gachaposting guys, I guess the fantasy is over

[Anonymous No.]

look at the wuurm
she will only hug you if u calm down

[Anonymous No.]

ha ha, titties

[Anonymous No.]

Are you really going to make me put off finishing this Satyros aunt story just so I can push out a GIGA Amateur division story? Because if you keep bitching and complaining about MGE discussion, I will do it. Then I'll go through every single division and make sure each story gets posted here. Keep sperging.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46141065
she needs to be wider

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>>46141072
but she'll be like her auuntie wock from wonderland then!

[Anonymous No.]

>>46141058
I'm sure not losing if I have a strong monster girl straddling me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46141046
You can discuss it here, on /monster/, in the Wiki discord if you're not banned from there, on MGR. But kind of like with everything else that has an autistic fanbase your mileage will vary no matter where you go.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46141065
I prefer Miss Arachne's hugs, as she gives them out no matter what mood I am in. Also whether or not I want them myself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46141070
live your life but i'm not going to read that, mge or no mge

[Anonymous No.]

>>46141070
You know what? Go for it! I think all this gaping stuff is dumb as hell, but the thread came up with it and seems to like it, so go ahead and commemorate it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46141070
Nobody is going to read the story of some shitposting faggot. Just like nobody actually read that necromancer fag's shit last thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46141076
true, since you'll both win as a happy couple at the end

[Anonymous No.]

>>46141070
It's such totally organic MGE discussion that it stopped dead in its tracks when one anon questioned it in favor of damage control and whataboutisms
Nobody's gonna fall for it at this point. better luck next time

[Anonymous No.]

>>46140936
There are weight classes, right? I've only been training for a few months, but I got pitted against someone named The Red Mountain for my exhibition match. The only pictures that come up when I look up the name are of a giant oni. Surely the league has some standards, right?

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>>46141083
>but the thread came up with it and seems to like it
Two faggots from some shithole discord replying to themselves isn't "the thread". You retards are so obvious it's hilarious.

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>>46141092
they love that one meme about a big bnnuy and her small bf whose deeply in love with her

[Anonymous No.]

I have no idea if Mick and friends have somehow managed to shitpost well enough to get the posters who hate the sexual side of MGE riled up or if they've just riled themselves up on their own. I'm assuming Mick is involved because he's no longer posting off-topic images.

>>46141092
Don't worry Anon, that's just some photography trickery. The Ratas are real good at making people look bigger than they really are. You'll be fine.

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>>46141092
Not since the 70s, the standards were dropped as to make it more entertaining.

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>>46141117
>unironically trying to go "nuh uh you're the mick" when you get figured out to be the shitposting fags you are
Take your shitty gaping fetish to /d/. Notice how nobody gives a shit about sex being posted here until you tried to drag a fetish that doesn't belong? You're no different to /tg/ faggots trying to post giantess trash here.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to ride on onimusha's shoulders.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46141117
>Mick and friends
Mickey Mouse Club House?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46141111
https://www.thedodo.com/close-to-home/rabbit-couple-romeo-lilly
For reference. We've all had these feelings!

[Anonymous No.]

>>46141093
Take your fucking meds. I liked the idea despite not agreeing with the liberal usage of gaping.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46141144
>Yeah I like it when my faggot buddies shitpost in a thread I hate
Am I supposed to be impressed?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46141144
>despite not agreeing with the liberal usage of gaping.
so then talk sports like you originally claimed. It doesnt have to be the /d/shit that you claim to disagree with

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>>46141117
Oh, okay. That makes sense that they would hype up the fight like that. Even if she was that big, I'm sure there's something in that demon contract I signed that lets me back out of the match.

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>fetish that doesn't belong

Anon, one of the biggest fetishes in MGE is fucking children. That's the Sabbath's whole shtick. When I say fucking children, I don't mean just fucking women who look like children. Yeah, that's a thing but MGE explicitly makes it clear that monster children will happily rape or be raped by adult men. Not only that but they, once again explicitly, engage in regular events where men fuck the children and child-bodied women in a mass public orgy, showing off how they fuck their child-wife/child-bodied wife. It's a cornerstone of the setting. Cease and desist.

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>>46141165
Ok. And your point is?

[Anonymous No.]

Man shut your stupid asses up I hope all of you fucks doing this get kidnapped by Amazons and Dark Elves.

[Anonymous No.]

You will stick your dick in stone.

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>>46141150
>When my faggot buddies shitpost in a thread I hate
I don't hate this thread. What I do like is the idea of competitive monster girl wrestling that's broadcast. What I don't like, AGAIN, is the liberal use of gaping because of the rather disgusting visual implications when you can just say something like either partner fucking each other into submission or plapped or what fucking have you.

>>46141154
My guy I stepped away from the thread because it was on fire and people were in a circlejerk Spider-Man pointing contest. You want to discuss sports we can do just that over letting some faggot Irish furry live rent free in the heads of folks.

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>>46141165
>bitching about lolis
>on /jp/
>in MGE
Way to out yourself, crossboarder. Thanks for proving my point that you faggots posting your gaping fetish don't belong.

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>>46141172
I did that, and I'm not allowed in that Cold Stone Creamery ever again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46141158
anon, go to that shady nuki, she got u with illegal wurm milk supplements

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>>46141165
>crying about the sabbath now
And there it is, the smoking gun

[Anonymous No.]

>>46141165
Hush now anon you're going to make the pedophiles who like to claim that the loli brand isn't pedophilia really really mad pointing that out!

[Anonymous No.]

>>46141165
turns out all fetishes are not created equal

[Anonymous No.]

>>46141117
How can one man mastermind so much?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46141189
He’s Mickey Mouse of course haven’t you figured out the name yet.

[Anonymous No.]

Alright anons now that the /mggg/ tourists have outed themselves I want you all to post your best lolis to scare em off.

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>>46141187
Yes, not every fetish can be as patrician as Floor Tiles, but here we are!

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>>46141174
competitive events and sports are a thing in mge. nobody's going to bitch at you about that. your bad faith posting cpuldnt be more blatant

[Anonymous No.]

>>46141195
Better give her favourite rock back right now

[Anonymous No.]

>>46141189
his 1-d chess is truly incomprehensible to the rational mind

[Anonymous No.]

>>46141172
Do I get anything if I pull out?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46141196
Floor tile monster girl when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46141172
I'm going to write my address on that statue

[Anonymous No.]

Remember when moderation wasn't busy jerking it to vtubers and would actually pop in here every once in a while outside of when someone spams porn or says the nigger word too many times?

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>46141175
I'm not bitching about lolis? I'm just pointing out that gaping is a much tamer fetish than a major cornerstone of the setting so it's retarded to bitch about the whole concept the thread was discussing. If lolis are fine to discuss, so is gaping. Sure, there are completely taboo fetishes which I agree are verboten.

>futa
>animal stuff
>butt stuff on men

Yeah, those are off limits. But really? Gaping? That's just as bad?

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>>46141172
imma give a big hat

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>>46141172
I rather like those fat thigs but the fact that her skin is made of stone gives me pause.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46141202
Yeah a smack on the head

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>>46141203
Fancier Golem.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46141193
>baphomet is the most popular.mge girl and KC's favorite that she got an entire world guide focusing on her organization
You cant get more based than that

[Anonymous No.]

>>46141209
>butt stuff on men
There is a girl for that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46141198
Nigga I was posting about Kappa not even an hour ago because dorks were trying to and succeeding in setting the thread on fire. Again, take your fucking meds.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46141209
>reddit spacing
You have to go back to /vg/. You don't belong here.

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>>46141179
Way ahead of you, chief. I've been buying some milk with a bunch of Zipangunese lettering on it from my cupid gym trainer. She said it's from a "special" kind of cow so it's fortified with extra protein. Shit's so good I can't stop drinking it.

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>>46141195
Wurmy please, it's a changing stall I'm just trying on a shirt, I'm not "peeling off my own skin."

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>>46141209
>Gaping? That's just as bad?
yeah. take your goatse shit back where it belongs retard
>trying to paint loli as some depraved hardcore shit
fuck off outsider.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46141236
>Anon now has to console a crying wurm

[Anonymous No.]

I want to buy the rights to MGE just so I can remove everything but loli from it and rebrand it to the Loli encyclopedia just to cause the maximum christcuck butthurt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46141249
To be fair, nobody really understands obscure baph fetishes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46141251
Lolipedia was RIGHT THERE and you just... didn't use it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46141251
WG3 already did that
and yes, the the seethe was great

[Anonymous No.]

>>46141255
Eat shit, furfaggot. Take your buddies with you. Really weird how you ALWAYS show up with a gaggle of shitposters though.

[Anonymous No.]

im going to lift the heavy statue that looks like a relly hot woman
Is it normal if it feels like a stone is licking you?

[Anonymous No.]

I feel like there's a lot of friendly fire going on right now. Purity obsessed Anons and Mick and Mick haters all standing around screaming and pointing at each other. I think I'm going to get back to writing and let them wear themselves out trying to pinpoint who the outsider is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46141263
Good, christcucks can eat shit and get the fuck out of our threads.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46141264
You are the only person I directly talk to who posts on these threads, and only because you have such an enchanting way of always saying hello!
It's like we're connected somehow. Tied together. Like by...a force. Of some kind.

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>>46141279
occasionally an issue does have more than 2 sides. that fire isn't the friendly kind, however.

[Anonymous No.]

Hey, worshipers of the jew corpse, a friendly reminder that your god is deceased in the west. Now kill yourself and go to heaven (aka total blackness because that's all that awaits you faggots)

[Anonymous No.]

And now on top of everything else this schizo's ban expired. Wonderful.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46141292
I do wonder when this will all come to a head. I can't quite figure out the motivations of any of the sides in this though.

[Anonymous No.]

>/mgg/ shitposters get outed as obvious tourists by shitting on loli, get made fun of
>now trying to take swipes at christianity despite that not even being brought up (aside from them)
Is this what desperation looks like?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46141302
Your god is dead, faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

You really need Jesus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46141305
Only christkeks complain about loli, the shitstirrers already proved they were before when they complain about everything that isn't hyper vanilla. I'm just calling these schizoid drones out on their stick corpse worshiping shit.

[Anonymous No.]

I prefer a hundred perfect the gaping posting than this witchhunt spam, I'm so tired of this every single thread

[Anonymous No.]

Why do you guys make threads when it's just schizophreniafest 24/7

[Anonymous No.]

it aint tho
just happens when the faggot is unbanned

[Anonymous No.]

I hope every christkek gets beheaded while watching their children get raped by muslims in front of them and begging their dead god to save them (clue: he won't)

[Anonymous No.]

>>46141172
No I won't you can't make me. Not unless I get to polish her first for hours on end and edge her before nightfall.

[Anonymous No.]

Why does /mgg/ come here to shitpost? Is it because /jp/ mods are even worse than /vg/?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46141317
I think this is the new fad sice it's on all /vg/ pointing certain e-celebs derailing thread at the most minimal provocation and it's even worse on /v/
People has to thread so carefully nowadays for some reason to avoid an endless chain of shitposting

[Anonymous No.]

>>46141311
>>46141326
You need to be beheaded while your bible gets thrown in a fire

[Anonymous No.]

>>46141305
This one's an entirely different dysfunctional retard. He just shows up and does this as soon the ban from his last big spergout expires.

[Anonymous No.]

Magic sky man isn't going to save you, dipshit. Fuck OFF from our thread.

[Anonymous No.]

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>>46141333
Nah, it's you fags from /vg/. It only cropped up when someone got made fun of for hating loli. It's just some /mgg/ schizo they told to go wild and try to deflect attention from the fact the same fags posting gaping fetish shit unironically don't belong on /jp/ and are just trying to colonize this thread.

[Anonymous No.]

Your kids should get monsterized and go have tons of sex with black men while you raped by a demon crying like the bitch you are and watching as your churches to cheesus get turned into orgy halls. That's all you fucking kooks deserve.

[Anonymous No.]

Oh yeah that last post screams /v/ermin.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46141317
If you're sick of these threads identifying you as an outsider, leave. You're doing this to yourself

[Anonymous No.]

Kill all christcuck shitposters

[Anonymous No.]

>>46141347
How does it feel to know more people worship Satan than your dead god these days, dipshit?

[Anonymous No.]

This is too much shitposting even for the cheshires.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46141360
Then leave and never come back you furry faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

The kike golems shut the fuck up fast after being called out. Curious!

[Anonymous No.]

>the gaping invader is spamming in sheer butthurt now
I guess it's because their intents are and always have been to ruin these threads

[Anonymous No.]

>>46141348
>spamming threads with witch hunts and namecalling random ecelebs is what the thread is about
Why don't you go back to /v/?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46141371
i think that's just a side effect of them being themselves

[Anonymous No.]

>>46141371
Your god is dead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46141371
I'm pretty sure that this is the goal of the shitposter, trying to pass that worldbuilding discussion as his shitposting

[Anonymous No.]

Do you think there are gold-colored Sahuagins? Might be worth tracking one down if they can grant wishes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46141384
I'm positive that's what going on here. He's butthurt that the thread was enjoying themselves and now wants to taint it. Wouldn't matter if it were something tame. The shitposters' goals have always been to force the thread to expand discussion outside of MGE after all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46141384
>trying to pass that worldbuilding discussion as his shitposting
That asshole stuff WAS shitposting. Nice try

[Anonymous No.]

>>46141384
No fun allowed, only /tg/ garbage and monstergirls that murder men

[Anonymous No.]

>>46141383
I thought you were against the gape stuff from the sounds of it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46141385
There's probably ones of all different colors and patterns, especially varying between lakes, rivers, and coasts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46141392
I admit I'm attacking everyone indiscriminately, I just want to shut down all anti-loli shit to protect /jp/ culture. At the same time, I'm out for christcuck blood since they're the ones that bring up anti-loli posts in the first place.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46141394
Really hard to pick one when I imagine them colored like koi.

[Anonymous No.]

>stops spergposting about christians to damage control for his anal prolapse fetish
lol
lmao
not even trying anymore

[Anonymous No.]

>>46141392
He's just a schizo who shows up here to sperg out about Christianity until he gets reported enough that the jannies nuke him. And he's so flagrantly off topic in his bullshit they they actually do tend to do their jobs in this case.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46141403
Ahem
Your god is dead.
That's all I need to say to kill you inside.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46141408
Get raped by black niggers, shabbos goy.

[Anonymous No.]

Well I guess it's just time to hit the sack, lets see if tomorrow we can continue having some proper worldbuilding

[Anonymous No.]

>>46141417
Posting about your anal prolapse fetish and crying about lolis isn't "worldbuilding." Neither was your attempt at posting edgelord murderhobo /tg/ trash. But nice try with lying again.

[Anonymous No.]

Gentlemen, could you imagine for a second being so braindead you worship a random kike that the romans butchered just because his cultists moved his body and claimed he was alive? Couldn't be me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46141417
See you then, necromancer bro.

[Anonymous No.]

>almost two hours since the gaping shit was questioned
>no discussion since, only deflection and damage control
>>46141417
dont bother coming back, retard

[Anonymous No.]

How could logic win against a hot purring doctor?

[Anonymous No.]

There now we should at least get three days of not having to deal with that particular retard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46140925
I hate most post 2000 Adam Sandler movies but that was pretty funny

[Anonymous No.]

>>46141410
Sounds like somebody needs angel correction.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46141442
That is a lot less posts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46141338
No joke I can't imagine a more disgusting flavor for a drink than iron mixed with melted butter and anise.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46141442
Not really, the mostminimal provocation or something someone don't like appears some retard will pop up derailing the whole thread. It seems to be the current trend on /jp/ sadly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46141442
I wish I could continue discussing the monster sports fantasy but I fear that the retard, or maybe more than one, will doom the thread once more

[Anonymous No.]

Don't worry Anons. If you're interested in discussing Monster Girl Sports I will always be willing. Whether it's GIGA or something else.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46141471
maybe go for bjs instead of goatse next time

[Anonymous No.]

>>46141474
What is goatse?

[Anonymous No.]

>there are people posting on 4chan who don't know what goatse is
I feel old.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46141476
Goatsees your penis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46141476

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>>46141483
I don't browse other boards, only /jp/ nor I browse social media also I'm not a native English speaker

[Anonymous No.]

>>46141476
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JxdDa0k-3Ak

[Anonymous No.]

>>46141485
Hornlets get out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46141485
I like my goats how I like my women, dead

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>46141497
Does that pickup line works?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Thread sucks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46141506
Honestly, it only has to work once.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46141500
feeling pious all the sudden

[Anonymous No.]

>>46141483
Don't worry Anon, you're not the only one.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>"Sssss...! Don't you see my tail rattling, you stupid human?! It means I don't want you to come near me! If you come close, I'll bite and squeeze you! I-I'M SERIOUS!"

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

He's back to spamming now that he killed the sports discussion. Looks like my suspicions were right.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46141520
>>46141529
Would normal massage oils work on snake tails or would you need a special kind?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46141450
The fact that a whole movie about that run through my mind made me feel mixed emotions, specially since I imagined the guards as angels and cupids

[Anonymous No.]

>>46141541
>spam gacha shit after being made fun of for being a tourist
>blames it on someone else
okay

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>46141546
>"you know what this team sucks?"
>"we need hellhounds"
>"aren't you one?"
>"I'm a hellpuppy at most"

[Anonymous No.]

>>46141542
You'd probably want something with higher viscosity.

[Anonymous No.]

i can't post images but here is new umi osho fanart made by a friend
https://twitter.com/Treymor_2/status/1722324144509903168?t=98Bc33bwTGGozcB1wrBeyQ&s=19

[Anonymous No.]

>>46141604
Cute turtle.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46141604
>>46141604
Neat.

[Anonymous No.]

So, how do you feel about Demons, Anon? Do you like em a specific color? Do you think each color would have a stereotypical personality or is that Demonist to say?

[Anonymous No.]

I'm gonna wrestle with an Alaskan grizzly bear and win.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>46141647
somewhat taller than me or somewhat shorter than me is fine

[Anonymous No.]

>>46141697
The prize is litter of bear cubs.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>46141961
Oh fuck off you're not posting that dogshit series here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46141486
What a cute brainlet

[Anonymous No.]

>>46142000
I guess he ran out of gacha images and is now posting western dog shit art because no one is taking the bait.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46142049
I almost responded but noticed a pattern. Why can't we just enjoy MG in peace? What's with all the mental illness?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46142097
>Why did the scorpion sting the frog
>Why must jews subvert
It's a mystery anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46142097
/jp/ used to be free for autists to just love whatever we used to love, now we have to adhere to rules from outsiders or they ruin the threads

[Anonymous No.]

>>46142116
How many layers of irony is this post on?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46140803
I'm more into traditional sports. How would footy evolve when monsters are on the pitch? Would getting a red card mean you gotta marry the ref/someone from the other team as punishment? And man just imagine all the headers that the flying girls could do, that'd be lovely to see actually

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>>46142154
When I saw "footy" I thought you were talking about Olympic footsies and my brain just grinded to a halt.

[Anonymous No.]

Can't go wrong with lifting, really. I just with I had the courage to ask an impressive monster girl lifter for an autograph.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46142154
ms jubjub keeps body-checking anon up against the glass
bowling ball with finger holes for ms anubis
and suddenly skeet shooting is a husband/wife sport

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>>46140986
I'm more interested in how stuff like Fort Boyard, The Crystal Maze, Wipeout, and other physical gameshows would change. The feats of athecisism that a Salamander could pull off, or a zombie who doesnt need to breathe speedrunning the underwater section, just imagine the possibilities.

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>>46142187
Kill yourself fr*g

[Anonymous No.]

I will tell a Lich that being undead is bad because she can no longer produce any body heat of her own and she should be alive instead! I will promise to find a way to resurrect her!

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>>46142176
Ghouls will post pictures like this online and still have the temerity to ask if they can put your testicles in their mouth.

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>>46142196
That Lich can hold hot water bottles under her robes and keep them warm with magic, that's almost as good.

[Anonymous No.]

You have attracted the attention of the batcat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46142333
Oh no, what's her combat music?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46142333
No thanks, tail mouths are disgusting. If I'm going to have sex with a girl, it'll be with her actual pussy. Manticore will have to look elsewhere.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46142333
bat sex with this cat

[Anonymous No.]

>>46142333
But I used Repel...?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46142345
You need max repel for strong monsters

[Anonymous No.]

>>46139116
>You don't understand honey, I also want to be tall, 6ft5 minimum, so if I still want to be eye-to-boob height, you have to be 8ft5, there is no other way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46142176
i wonder, do ghouls go crazy for a man with massive jaw muscles and neck muscles

[Anonymous No.]

>>46142380
Dunno, neck muscles should be a bigger deal to vampires.

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>>46140797
If you're referring to me, then you're conflating me with some other dude because those were legitimate questions couched within the context of monstergirls.

Still better than this gaping bullshit. What's next, Competitive Professional Prolapse Pong?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46142380
They can sense it if you're weak to oral sex.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46142397
also being very lean and vascular is a great way to make that vampire duchess blush with excitement

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>>46142405
There are people who aren't?

[Anonymous No.]

i like the mist undead
those dam hoppers...... so blue and jiggly......

[Anonymous No.]

>>46142333
I use raging mushroom on me
Your turn batcat

[Anonymous No.]

>>46142417
Traditional mist continent Jiangshi Martial Art of the Grasshopper? More like, traditional mist continent Jiangshi Marital Art of the Ass Hopper.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46142417
>*hops into your arms*

[Anonymous No.]

Imagine just picking your Kiki up by her hips while she's trying to work and just eating her out right then and there while she hangs panting mid air, wrapping her legs around your shoulders and breathing in deeply as her nose presses against your pants tent.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46141529
We need percussion for our band. Can you play the drums?

[Anonymous No.]

>Foxes are tricksters
>Danuki are tricksters
Why is Zipangu like this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46142454
That's why I only love hebi, she would never trick me

[Anonymous No.]

>>46142417
>hoppers act all stiff in the morning
>despite spending all night cuddling their bf
Something is not adding up

[Anonymous No.]

>>46142464
Hebis are cold and uncomfortable

[Anonymous No.]

I swear, I go to a cafe for a drink and confections and I see this Elf sitting across from me wearing basically nothing. Elves really do wear these skimpy "outfits" and call if their culture. I don't think she's even wearing any panties, just a small loincloth. Elves don't have any business being as big and fat as they are either, how do they get so thick? She keeps winking at me. Fucking Elves, trying to seduce every human they come across... I won't fall for it, I tell you! I won't!

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>>46142432
God I want a jiangshi to jump into my arms so fucking bad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46142502
>anon mere minutes before being squished by a soft elf

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>>46141068
nice amount of sag. breasts are so nice bros

[Anonymous No.]

>>46142432
>hold the fuck up
>I'm the fuck up
>hold me

[Anonymous No.]

>>46142502
The meatiness of an elf is a powerful indicator as to her social status and magical prowess. It is a unique and mystical phenomenon, as even their warrior queens exhibit the same softness despite being no less fierce in combat than their Amazonian counterparts. As such this phenomenon cannot be strictly explained as softness gained via the privilege of not having to toil either through use of social or magical acumen.

Elves, truly a mysterious species.

[Anonymous No.]

Lo, even what ought to be a wry warden of the woods exhibits almost uncouth thickness and softness. In fact, elves are well aware of this, and come have developed their own form of CQC(Close Quim Combat) grappling that involves arboreal ambushes and ensnaring men from above between their thick meaty thighs, trapping them in place in a heavenly purgatory few can resist.

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>>46142582
Wait a minute, elf ears, green clothing... Is that Zelda???? I thought Zelda was a boy wtf!

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>>46142591
More like Zel Dick down the elf, haha if you catch my meaning.

[Anonymous No.]

Imagine being assaulted by a frog girl
She'd be all slimy and green
Ew haha

[Anonymous No.]

How do you stop monsters from trying to give you samples of their products? I don't want any!
>I don't want gazer goo
>I don't want milk
>I don't want lizard tails
I don't want any of it!

[Anonymous No.]

>>46142606
Just say you want it fresh and from the source
They will be too busy blushing in embarrassment and then you can make your escape

[Anonymous No.]

You should rescue a poor Cheshire from the pound whose previous owner (a mean old Wight hag) was abusive and cheer her up today by being the good owner she never had!

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>>46142591
Linkle deez nuts haha

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>>46142606
>This guy couldn't even survive a trick to Monsco
Wow. The trick is to snatched a sample and scoot while they're busy talking to someone else. Works every time.

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>>46142620
>whose previous owner (a mean old Wight hag) was abusive
Wight-sama just told cheshire to stop being a NEET and go get a husband

[Anonymous No.]

>>46142618
Do not follow this posts advice. This was written by monster hands.

Asking for it from the source is legally binding as a marriage proposal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46142606
Guy is too masculine
femdomfags won't like this image

[Anonymous No.]

>>46142606
She's working hard!

[Anonymous No.]

>>46142638
Too late, I'm currently drinking milk, licking goo, and munching tail

[Anonymous No.]

Goddess btw

[Anonymous No.]

>>46139372
Your last words before the forced wedding?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46142674
FATTER

[Anonymous No.]

>>46142690

[Anonymous No.]

>>46141394
LGBT Sahuagin????

[Anonymous No.]

>>46142600
>"Hon hon hon, viens par ici mon mignon"
Terrifying

[Anonymous No.]

>>46142704
>wokeshit
Kys

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>>46142620
I can save her, poor thing is full of scars, what happened. If what I think happened, this wight will be drag to the tribunal

[Anonymous No.]

>>46142620
damaged goods

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>>46142685
Simple i scream "MATING PRESS TIME" before eating a raging mushroom and turning her into screaming submissive slut like proper MAN should

[Anonymous No.]

>>46139372

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>>46142733
Wrong, she's nice and need cuddles

[Anonymous No.]

>>46142620
>Abusive wight
Someone needs to tell cheshy that not waking up immediately at 6am to make her a breakfast is not abuse

[Anonymous No.]

>>46142582
>spacejin
Phantom ball pain

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>>46142333
I'm going to say "pspspspsps" at her and fully accept the consequences.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46142620
I want to cum in a Chesh's ear mofu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46142798
This too, fluffy ears molesting is awesome

[Anonymous No.]

smooching danuki ears!

[Anonymous No.]

>>46142776
>she also goes "pspspsp"
>lifts up her tail and sprays aerosol venom in your face

[Anonymous No.]

>>46142877
First tail pussy

[Anonymous No.]

>>46142772
I wish you hadn't informed me of this anon. I was blissfully unaware. Now I will memory hole this fact and go back to enjoying Elf thighs.

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>>46142767
She gotta have a good meal

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>try to date an elf
>she keeps going on about how she was in the party that defeated the old demon lord and she's the only one who resisted the new demon lord
are they all like this?

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>>46142742
???

Dark elf waifu and her incubus hubby who took his dark elf waifu's elven features?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46142931
better than the elves that go "You may have beaten me, but you will never conquer my body!" while taking off her pants when you only said hello

[Anonymous No.]

Ancient elf hags

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>>46142932
Don't respond to the pest, he posted similar shit in the last thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46142948
unf

[Anonymous No.]

>>46142931
>>46142940
>>46142948
I'm gonna recklessly impregnate every Elf I see.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46142948
https://litter.catbox.moe/1sbgah.png

[Anonymous No.]

>>46143012
Holy broccoli

[Anonymous No.]

>>46143012
>anon, I'm the last of my species
>you are our only hope
I think my balls would go into overdrive on their own

[Anonymous No.]

>>46143038
Just imagine the milk after the repopulation effort
Elves are cows after all

[Anonymous No.]

>>46141619
ortuga llena de microplasticos

[Anonymous No.]

Why haven't you dated a tomb queen yet?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46143088
Very well fed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46143098
Because I'm currently dating a zombie and slowly helping her piece together the fragments of her past life as she forms her new identity with the second chance at life she's got.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46143098
I didn't know random brown women counted as monster girls now, I guess we're expanding our horizons

[Anonymous No.]

>>46143121
do you have to be that pedantic?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46143153
do you have to post off-topic AIslop?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46143171
you do you take stick out your ass and just call it out as ai instead of being a cunt

[Anonymous No.]

0 downloads btw

[Anonymous No.]

>46143098
AI slop is not welcomed here

[Anonymous No.]

>>46143204
MISSION COMPLETE
now lets talk Kunoichis and over succubi ajacent races

[Anonymous No.]

>>46143218
The ice queen has been kidnapped by kunoichis.
Are you a bad enough dude to rescue the ice queen?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46143218
What's the green goop?

[Anonymous No.]

want to be slimed?
want to be succd?
how about both at once?
you don't have a choice anyways

[Anonymous No.]

>>46143236
It's true, the boots and gloves are all a woman needs!

[Anonymous No.]

>>46143223
bad dudes vs the dragon kunoichi

[Anonymous No.]

>>46143218
Does the inverse ninja law work in MGE?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46143218
No fluff, I don't like them

[Anonymous No.]

>>46143229
Toxic fumes,
I assume given the green fire and the dripping tail that this kunoichi in particular is expert in toxins and poisons

[Anonymous No.]

>>46143302
Like that chick from Ninja Scroll

[Anonymous No.]

>>46143312
if forget
she could fuck people do death cuz poison right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46143318
Yeah, it's how the guy who turns his skin into rock dies

[Anonymous No.]

>>46143121
>>46143204
Don't reply him. His under mods's protection anyway. Unless it's the mod himself that has a personal grudge against monster girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46143326
at least it wasnt vagina bubbles from hell
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wfYmTJYdeTw&t=34s

[Anonymous No.]

>>46143236
>White Mage buys mana potions from a merchant located conveniently just outside the boss arena
>two days later
>"Hey Anon... I'm feeling kinda funny..."

[Anonymous No.]

>>46143355
you know, i just saw part of WAY to long cg set involing body parasites
(didnt finish it, ugly bastard was TOO ugly)

[Anonymous No.]

>>46143355
most unfortunate fallen maiden

[Anonymous No.]

>>46143365
I don't like insect parasitism as much as I like slime parasitism. Also uhm ackshually, monster parasites don't exist, they're actually symbionts

[Anonymous No.]

>>46142685
>No, I'm with the science team!
and then a Lich would teleport me to her test chamber so i could do a standard insertion procedure of my specimen, if you know what i mean

[Anonymous No.]

>>46142738
Based shroom enjoyer. KC did us good with the emergency auto win.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46143266
Yes, the more ninjas you're fucking the easier they are to bring to orgasm. This is why a lone Kunoichi is so dangerous, but running headfirst into their hidden village is the go-to strat for speedrunning a harem

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>>46143258
>ryu shrine located next to a kunoichi village

[Anonymous No.]

I need a vampire. With wings. Big, beautiful, leathery, batlike wings.

[Anonymous No.]

What kind of mamonos would go well with my gunslinger build?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46143470
Dex centric centaur Someone needs to carry all the ammo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46143495
Not a big fan of 'taur but yeah ammo would be a problem. Maybe a white horn but deer can't transport heavy charge

[Anonymous No.]

>>46143681
You could als go for a STR based cook Holstaur. Do take in mind you are going to be eating a lot of cheese and drinking only milk from then on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46141961
The westerner lips. All westerners do it. Why? Nobody knows.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46143121
Bro, your pharaoh?

[Anonymous No.]

>46143918
Don't reply to my posts, Irish pest

[Anonymous No.]

i cant wait

[Anonymous No.]

>>46143895
Deep down inside, all Westerners want to fuck ducks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46143470
>>46143681
Giant any armoured infantry carrier girl would be better. Every one points to Soldier Beetles as the true tanks of bugdom, but what nature gave them, the ingenuity of the ant will take for herself. Her carapace may not be as sturdy, but one thing she has them all beat in is she's really fucking strong. Who needs a thick carapace when you can just slap inch thick steel over the top of it?

The ground shakes when the ants march, but the heavens tremble when the ant marches.

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>>46143744
Not a fan of Holst, they weird me out and I don't know why.

[Anonymous No.]

Dwarves may be the artisan queens of the underground, but none compare to the sheer industry of the ant kingdoms. Any boy lucky enough to fall into their nest empires is treated like royalty amidst teeming millions of ant girls.

For some reason I imagine them as Imperial Rome but if medieval. I do wish to see mommy queen ants in togas.

[Anonymous No.]

Ant Arachne can be the fatass lazy senatorial types that didn't have to do active military service in order to have a cushy job.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46144046
Where do oomukade fit into this picture?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46142000
What's wrong with the series?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46144008
In that case, an armoured ogre would be better no? She can wear heavy armor, transport heavy charge and defend anon in CqC while being more compact and easier to hide among humanoid

[Anonymous No.]

>>46144119
The problem with ogres is they ain't the sharpest tools in the shed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46144127
You can take a oni instead but I prefer oignons

[Anonymous No.]

>>46144127
You can take a oni instead but I prefer ognions

[Anonymous No.]

>>46144176
What are you doing in my swamp?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46144189
Soupe à l'oignon? Frog hunting?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46144189
"SOMEBODY ONCE TOLD ME..."

[Anonymous No.]

I HATE CATS WHY DOES EVERYTHING HAVE TO BE A SEXUAL INNUENDO?

[Anonymous No.]

Tired brain thought of the night. A man ends up married or partnered with a zombie who gets really into Roleplaying a noblewoman and he goes along with it. There both kinda blown out of there depth once she wights out and they get a invitation to High undead society and have to quickly learn how to actually behave like nobles.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46144330
A shock to find that high society parties are just gaping in fancy dress.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46144273
Wrong, kots are super great. Imagine her purring on your chest on a rainy day

[Anonymous No.]

>>46144421
But why must kots always claw when they rest on you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46144011
>Not a fan of Holst
first time Ive seen this posted ever, I always believed holsts were universally liked

[Anonymous No.]

>>46144351
ban evading already?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46144433
I have nothing against them but they don't attract me
>>46144432
To mark you, bite her neck

[Anonymous No.]

>>46144437
Those are thread canon now. Unless KC comes and calls it disgusting and not something that happens than I am afraid that that sport is here to stay.

[Anonymous No.]

>discord subhuman talking about threadcanon
Cant make this shit up, they're really upset the raid didnt work huh?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>46144518
forming Voltron

[Anonymous No.]

Where my raging mushroom chads at?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>46144558
Raging mushrooms are a crutch that will fail you when you need them most anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46144437
You don't like sports?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46144558
I'm here anon, do you think that it will be easy to cultivate them? I hope so, I want to use them regularly

[Anonymous No.]

>>46144573
I do, and I specially like the uniforms

[Anonymous No.]

>>46144573
I wish we could talk about GIGA setting again but the crossboarders will destroy the thread again

[Anonymous No.]

Wtf is giga or sports shitposting?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46144637
nah, you got it right. just the latest thing to force until it's rejected over and over again

[Anonymous No.]

>>46144637
/d/fags tried to hijack the thread and turn it into talking about opening assholes open, and got told to fuck off.
They're still salty bout that

[Anonymous No.]

>>46144637
The latest attempt by the usual suspects at a shitty forced meme.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46144572
>that will fail you when you need them most anon.
Sure buddy lmao
>>46144603
Very easy or buy them in bulk

[Anonymous No.]

>>46144573
Some people attend events for the mid time shows more than the sport

[Anonymous No.]

>>46144654
I will never understand people who lewd the friends...

[Anonymous No.]

My Valk's new sword started glowing recently, is that normal?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46144633
>GIGA
?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46144662
angels often have eyes in strange places. probably working as intended

[Anonymous No.]

>>46144665
It was about monster sports, but we got raided last night and the whole discussion got to a halt

[Anonymous No.]

>>46144665
See>>46144649. Report it as offtopic and don't feed them (you)s.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46144662
Seems fine. I'm sure its just adapting to its new holy wielder. Nothing to be alarmed about.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>46144675
I think it really set off the "muh cute and wholesome porn setting" posters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46144648
>>46144649
>>46144653
>>46144676
>crossboarders immediately start seething when anon's do on-topic something fun related to monster girls
discord toons stay mad

[Anonymous No.]

>>46144652
First thing I need to do once portals open is to buy some.

[Anonymous No.]

Consider the ultracows

[Anonymous No.]

>>46144675
Since when we allowed people that got so triggered when a sport that involves sex is played in a universe in which every monster yearns for it? It wasn't even NTR related or something devious like that. As far as I remember the only out of limits rule enforced was no furry, the rest was allowed, plus all the worldbuilding involved, associations and teams it didn't looked like shitposting at all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46144687
>I think it really set off the "muh cute and wholesome porn setting" posters.
Kek

[Anonymous No.]

Yep, the /d/fags are ban evading. R&I

[Anonymous No.]

>>46144709
That's because MGE isn't allowed on /tg/ for being hentai related material

[Anonymous No.]

>>46144717
/d/ is disgusting real life porn, you can go back there if you want and let us discuss in peace

[Anonymous No.]

>>46144687
one is cut so deep when their fetish is rejected
couldn't just enjoy it quietly somewhere else

[Anonymous No.]

>>46144709
It's a shame that all discussion died down, I was already thinking about professional referees like stern proto-Kikis or deadpan Liches qith flags and whistles, raising a flag and the whole stadium goes bonkers.

[Anonymous No.]

go back to /d/ if you're not even gonna read the setting

[Anonymous No.]

>>46144693
This sudden reversal towards something harmless after the whole thread had fun with it for a day is so hilariously non-organic.
My bet is on puritan bunker crossposters getting butthurt over something remotely lewd and then usual vermin also pitched in because god forbid we have any fun with MGE while they get shat on for trying to import trash.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46144738
It's not about enjoying it quietly, it's about forcing it in places where it isnt liked.
Topics that are liked are discussed and the ones that arent, dont. Notice how this simple axiom flies over the samefagging invader's head

[Anonymous No.]

>>46144770
ah, so we must really love gacha spam then.
that narrative only works when it's organic and that determination largely based on gutfeel

[Anonymous No.]

>>46144687
>I think it really set off the "muh cute and wholesome porn setting" posters.
I have always found those people quite interesting.
They act like 90% of all the source material isn't about how monster girls fuck (You).

[Anonymous No.]

>>46144746
I also think Anubis would be excellent referees specially when giving lengths of shots and wide of gapes, when it ends before measuring they make the signal of VAR with their whole team of judges, then the Anubis comes back, raises the hand and the whistle... that's when the whole stadium goes crazy

[Anonymous No.]

>>46144757
It really should have ended at greentext and replies about a funny scenario. You should not be surprised when a borderline topic like televised anal gaping grows ire after two threads a score of world building posts, a premature claim of threadcannon, and begging for art

[Anonymous No.]

Gaping is disgusting, that's all that needs to be said.

[Anonymous No.]

You fags argue about the silliest things.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46144807
Dont bother engaging anon. This isnt the first time they've tried this "we are the thread!" bullshit

[Anonymous No.]

>>46144801
There is quite a vig gap between monsters wanting to have sex with you and publicly gaping their assholes for the whole world to see
Surely you can figure this one out, not even the potato catfucker is that retarded

[Anonymous No.]

>>46139563
>Full ride scholarships
That's how they grab foreigners into their teams, that's why I only support leagues with local talent

[Anonymous No.]

>>46144824
Well, I mostly meant that they're always like this. I remember someone throwing a fit more than once over saying that most monster girls rape people. Hell, anything that's not missionary seems to be too spicy for these people.
Weather or not public gaping is one step to far is not really what I was talking about.

[Anonymous No.]

>Make MGC Gape Again!
Those elections are getting spicy

[Anonymous No.]

>>46144872
>Weather or not /d/shit is one step to far is not really what I was talking about.
Yeah well your point is moot since nobody cares for /d/ shit. Period.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46144896
Personally I'm more of a impregnation championship fan.

[Anonymous No.]

I'd gape a slime but any mg made of tissue is probably a no gape for me, I don't wanna hurt them, I just want to make love to them

[Anonymous No.]

>>46144908
>gape anti-natalists vs nakadashi fans
Norf FC energy

[Anonymous No.]

>>46144807
>a premature claim of threadcannon, and begging for art
Proof?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46144921
They are probably on a league specially made for them, in which slimes, elementals and incorporeals participate with their own rules

[Anonymous No.]

Yeah it's starting to look like a blatant raid now.
It was a really stupid joke that would've normally seen some posting and been quickly forgotten because it's disgusting, but it's obvious by now the usual parasites are trying to force the meme really hard and starting the usual seething like 46144687

[Anonymous No.]

>>46144993
>normally seen some posting and been quickly forgotten
No if you want to see that just wait until the next profile release.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46144908
Im pretty sure that it's a sport discipline just like cumflation marathons

[Anonymous No.]

>>46144993
>someone gets too exited about his fetish
>freaks out when told to calm down
>usual suspects see smoke and bring the gas cans
That's my bet

[Anonymous No.]

>>46144993
These posts bitching for everything seem more like a raid attempt, if you want to contribute then talk about mgs instead of trying to derail the thread

[Anonymous No.]

>>46145013
Experience has taught me to never give this sort of idiocy the slightest benefit of the doubt. Just look at how we just got the obligatory the people telling us to fuck off are the real raiders just talk about mgs post.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46144993
>wah wah people are enjoying a monster girl related topic for more than 5 minutes wah wah
Honestly to me, it looks like you are the raider here trying to disrupt anon's from posting about monster girls

[Anonymous No.]

This shit is getting absurd, I guess bunker schizos want to try take over this place after redux. Especially the obsession with /d/ witch hunt is characteristic to the mexican schizojanny and his clique.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46143470
Centaur tank/mount that turns you from a machinegun into a technical. Quickly reposition, sling yer gun, then skedaddle before they know what hit em and do it again from the other flank.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46144835
Well they also have their own teams since it became an international sport, the Spotted Conquistadors are a well known Ocelomeh centric team with their captain a panther manner Oce which uses her black colored fur as a point of attraction plus her obsidian jeweled uniform.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46145044
Imagine gaping a centaur

[Anonymous No.]

>>46145036
>muh redux
Maybe dm KC some more cursed shit and see if it helps.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46144518
silly snake, where does she think bunyips come from?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46143470
Danukis, unlimited ammo and gear and a fair price.
You have no idea how she gets her supplies on the middle of nowhere but since it's beneficial to you, you don't question it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46145044
An harpy or a wyvern can also fit this hit and run roll but on a 3D scale. Dragons too but those scaly cunt would bitch about guns being loud

[Anonymous No.]

>"just talk about monster girls"
>"muh /monster/"
Yep, I hit the bullseye. It's a raid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46145067
Role*
>>46145063
A good support but nothing more, it's missing something

[Anonymous No.]

>>46144721
nigga /tg/ has a "lewd RPG general" thread, monster girls are allowed there, your thread just died a natural death because nobody cares, now fuck off from here because nobody cares, even still.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46145070
>It's a raid.
Bunker gets like 5 posts a day on average. What fucking raid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46145036
I'm fully convinced it's the bunker doing some shenanigans. The post complaining about /d/ don't feel like the usual "go back to /d/" types we normally have,

[Anonymous No.]

>>46145067
no they wouldnt, dragoons are named after them, their guns are named for them, and them can use the bigger guns, with a big ole trigger bar

[Anonymous No.]

Why are some humans convinced that their human rulers are actually lizards? It is a manifestation of human subconscious desire to be ruled by lizards/dragons. Humans naturally recognize lizards/dragons as their masters. They have deep seated desire in them to serve dragons to the point where they try to convince themselves that their human ruling class are lizards in disguise.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46145120
Ok but how do I beat a dragon into submission? It's a end game quest for high levels.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46145110
>types we normally have,
>we
There it is again. I love how oblivious you are

[Anonymous No.]

How the fuck did gaping piss off so many people?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46145130
headshots

[Anonymous No.]

>>46145070
I wanna be raided by monstergirl brigands. I wanna be captured by a pirate crew and made into their prisoner/servant, I wanna be taken away from my painful life of work and loneliness, I wanna be a cuddle pillow to the cap'n of the monstergirl pirates, I wanna forget about all the pain of my current life, but also maybe send a few gold pieces to my family because I owe them for making me, I'm sure my new wife won't mind me using a tiny bit of her funds like this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46145070
It really is that easy, but actually talking about monsters is a good idea. For that reason, I leave you with this question: are high cut dresses as good when she doesn't have legs?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46145130
jump on her back and yell "hi ho (insert color of dragon here), away"

[Anonymous No.]

>>46145150
How does one gape a snake?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46145110
That's what I'm saying. It's not our normal "fuck off" routine against actual /d/ shit, this reeks of bunkerfag idiocy where every sperg tries to force his own no-nos upon others by proclaiming that whatever he doesn't like is pornhub or /d/ tier.
The outrage feels extremely artificial and I wouldn't be surprised in the slightest if it was organized somehow.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46145150
it must show off her cute tummy and cuter panties to compensate for the lack.of thighs

[Anonymous No.]

>>46145144
No idea, I'm baffled at how some criticism that was discussed turned into this. It's ok to not like something, but I'm surprised the disliking turned into this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46145135
I wish they would make IDs sitewide. It would both make it easy to filter the retards and eliminate any ability for them to deny that they're circlejerking or outright samefagging.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46145144
It's disgusting, can we make ve on now?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46145167
It's either a raid from the bunker or a really fucking heavy autist that cannot comprehend that people might have some other fetishes than him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46145144
One part are angry it's just gaping and not other sexual activities turned to sport
The other part just see people enjoy a thing and don't like when someone else enjoys things so the thing needs to be destroyed
A third minor part are the usual suspects that saw the second part and got new ammo to their repertoire, either adding fuel to the fire or pretending to be the fire to incite any kind of reaction and response because they're that much starved for attention

[Anonymous No.]

>>46145144
It's disgusting, can we move on now?

[Anonymous No.]

They're really trying to push the "actually it's bunker" angle hard holy shit.

[Anonymous No.]

Two threads of text bricks about publicized gaping and your only thought is a bunch k of raiders came here to tell you to knock it off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46144630
Three scales are a poor uniform, maybe if she was wearing some jewelry, gold braided translucent nets and some logo of her team would be better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46145212
Well it's not the potato or the frog or we would be spammed by furry pics or shit flinging already.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46145212
Notice how hard they're trying to avoid the fact that their fetish is /d/ shit. It's sports, it's monster girl related, the circlejerking invaders like it, etc etc......but not the fact that it's /d/ shit. that's to be brushed aside.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46145254
Frog haven't done anything wrong in a long time, found a new scapegoat already

[Anonymous No.]

>>46145245
Is this a trick if the Danukis wanting me to buy their designer brand uniforms again? This is why junior and amateur leagues are better, handmade uniforms are the best

[Anonymous No.]

>>46145257
Unrelated to anything, isn't monster girls /d/ in general? Like, the normal non-futa monster girl thread is on /d/ and that shit is pretty tame.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46145254
The mick is in this thread 24/7, if there is a fire and he is not posting furries then guess where he is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46145254
Frog hasn't done anything wrong in a long time, found a new scapegoat already

[Anonymous No.]

>>46145262
>new scapegoat
I'm out of the loop on that one. Who and what what did he do?

[Anonymous No.]

Another classic invader argument, they've been using this one to deflect once they get backed into a corner for years >>46145269

[Anonymous No.]

>>46145281
He's the guy who posts the bait greens about monsters hurting him accidentally and then taking it to bleeding out when engaged iirc

[Anonymous No.]

>>46145269
>isn't monster girls /d/ in general
Man you vermin really need to fuck off

[Anonymous No.]

>>46145294
No, that's just me wondering, You can ignore it if it's such a big fucking issue.

[Anonymous No.]

>walking behind a centaur
>she winks at you

[Anonymous No.]

>>46145297
Ah, I've only seen one of them I think.
I mostly find them confusing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46145311
Yeah keep winking for naught, I ain't no fucking a horse pussy today or tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46145297
I didn't post that

[Anonymous No.]

>>46145311
Unless she's a bicorn, she's not worth my time.

[Anonymous No.]

https://mangadex.org/title/d042e605-a07a-4cd2-87d5-ebe53c0b135f/ano-toki-tasukete-itadaita-monster-musume-desu
>Retired isekai protag is a teacher
>squid thing he saved and taught some years while back is now a kraken monstergirl and back in his class

[Anonymous No.]

>>46145301
That fact you asked that at all is proof you're not from around here but sure, keep digging yourself deeper

[Anonymous No.]

Hebis will never catch me because I'll simply do everything in my power to never interact with one!

[Anonymous No.]

>>46145036
Maybe. Cleaning up the webz is a stated goal for them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46145315
Anon is stupid, frog hasn't done much this last months. Anons asking him to kys keep him in check. A lot of shitpost is blamed on him by default (see >>46145297)

[Anonymous No.]

>>46145343
Huh. The synopsis is fresh at least. I guess four chapters won't kill me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46142606
>try to leave Dragonia at the end of my vacation
>audit by customs reveals that I haven't spent the state-mandated minimum while in the country
>forced to go back and buy more dragon food and visit more dragon resorts
>do the math
>not going to have enough to meet their quota
>know I'm going to end up getting dragged into that room where they take men who "default"
I don't suppose I could bum a few thousands dollars off any of you, could I?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46145311
And that's how I became a father.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>46145343
>draw human girl
>add random tentacles that hang out of her skirt
>do the same with the spider girl
>hundreds of chapters of nothing if it takes off, cause harem tag

[Anonymous No.]

>>46139372

[Anonymous No.]

>>46145269
Monster girls are a fetish, yeah. Only fox ears really get a mainstream pass.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46145427
at least their put to use in stean of just being dangly parts
kina why i prefer moving limbs and stuff over fox tails, more usefull
(kunoichi tail wins)

[Anonymous No.]

>shit the entire thread up by accusing each other of being THEM conspiring against US
nice

[Anonymous No.]

You could be talking about cows

[Anonymous No.]

>>46145518
What's attract you in cow? They have soulless eyes

[Anonymous No.]

>>46145528
please kill yourself you retarded ESL faggot

[Anonymous No.]

>Anon walks into a tourist trap.

[Anonymous No.]

How can we be sure that the monsters aren't in this thread with us, huh??? They could be sitting on the other side of their screens, trying to bait good men like you or me into their foul, loving embrace with falsehoods!

[Anonymous No.]

>>46145531
Ok

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>46145533
I wouldn't worry about it, fellow human.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46145532
Why does dragonia have so many femcels?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46145533
Anon, you're not suppose to say that out loud, now you're on a list.
/fit/ is just filled with thirsty lizard girls trying to get men to show their abs.

[Anonymous No.]

So what happens if you post selfies on /hag/?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46145531
>ESL tries to talk about cow
>Anon spergs out about that and nothing else
Ok let's go back to gapping, how much inches is impressive?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46145532
>hear dragonia has a lot of tourist traps
>no biggie, you bought a book by renowned world traveling man Hugh Mann
>tell you all the safe places to go and how to avoid tourist traps
>walk into the hotel he recommended for my first night's stay
>realize that there are bars on the window
>door locks from the outside
>Dragonia police say that I've "insulted the honor of dragons" and have to be detained indefinitely
>not worried because chapter 2 already told me to comply with law enforcement and do ANYTHING they say

[Anonymous No.]

>>46145582
Calls to tech support skyrocket as hags attempt to get your phone number and the power users try to send "the DM." Please don't.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46145582
The CIA (Cow Intelligence Agency) log you on the hag-list for one meaty, horny cowhag.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46145583
>How dare people call out my retardation
nice going outing yourself as a tourist

[Anonymous No.]

>>46145545
>decide that I have too many milk addiction debuffs from my holst neighbor's dairy products she keeps giving me
>quit cold turkey expecting the stacks to start to go away
>get an even worse debuff after a day that cripples my stats from the withdraw

[Anonymous No.]

>>46145600
>nice going outing
KYS ESL scum

[Anonymous No.]

>>46145518
"COWS could be here" he thought, "I've never been in these fields before. There could be COWS anywhere." The cool wind felt good against his bare chest. "I HATE COWS" he thought. Old McDonald had a Farm reverberated his entire cart, making it pulsate even as the $9 moonshine circulated through his powerful thick veins and washed away his (merited) fear of bovines out in the open. "With a cart, you can go anywhere you want" he said to himself, out loud.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46145599
Gonna post about how im really thirsty with an empty milk bottle in my hand while looking as small and meek as possible

[Anonymous No.]

>>46145583
There are other sports too, though. Like public childbirthing, a fad started by the demon lord herself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46145638
But no one cares about that, stop trying to derail the thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46145626
>cow hating, moonshining Anon hears a thump outside his shack one night
>grabs his ancient double barrel and goes to investigate
>a white Russian is sitting on his welcome mat

[Anonymous No.]

Gonna commit snugglecow

[Anonymous No.]

i bet there are alarune beauty pageants

[Anonymous No.]

I will be the father to a thousand Holstaurs, I will create an entire new kingdom with my daughters and granddaughters.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm gonna sad and blog post on 4mon to see what happens.
>Get called faggot by literal alps

[Anonymous No.]

>>46145687
Okay, Genghis Cown.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46145689
You are already a faggot since you obsess over alps.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46145687
Good luck not bankrupting yourself buying Christmas and birthday presents.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46145689
They will ask you to kill yourself, stupid frog

[Anonymous No.]

>>46145702
>one thing that all monsters and humans agree on is that frog should kill himself asap

[Anonymous No.]

im going to talk about how most men dont mind if their wifes have mob faces on 4mon

[Anonymous No.]

>>46145689
No one understands faggotry like an alp. They may have gotten better, but still. It's like why AA meetings are always whelmed by recovering addicts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46145695
A glorious and milky future, all citizens for generations to come will be related back to me in someway.
>>46145701
The kingdom's treasury could use some help, but I'm sure things will work out in due time.

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>>46145718
Indeed, french are not humans and therefore will be slaughtered by mamonos. I want to help them and see those maggots scream

[Anonymous No.]

>>46145729
I would marry an alp, but only if she has big titties.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46145744
Why mge fans like this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46145746
That's how they get the foot in the door.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46145733
Don't forget your daughters'' allowances either. And they're all going to need a dowry too. Unless you go down the battle cattle path and let them plunder their husbands instead

[Anonymous No.]

>>46145757
He's right, no one like those white flag subhumans.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46145746
I mean, yeah. Like centaurs, that's God's way of apologizing. Who wants a flat alp?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46145729
>AA
>Alps Anonymous
>Mostly just talk about how addicted to sucking cock they are
>Accidentally walk in on their meeting
>End up with five of them fighting over who gets to suck your cock first
>End up with a alp harem
Many such cases

[Anonymous No.]

>>46145758
If big alp tits are bait, I will gladly take it every single time

[Anonymous No.]

>>46145746
>>46145796
>>46145819
Kill yourselves faggot enablers

[Anonymous No.]

If I had the choice between killing the fr*g or Mick, I would always choose the fr*g and you should do the same. Fr*g enablers are ruining the thread

[Anonymous No.]

>>46145533
They could be the ones talking about sports, warming us up to their culture and practices before the portals open

[Anonymous No.]

>>46145533
Well if they are, I'd just like them to know I'm a huge slut for succubi and demons

[Anonymous No.]

>>46145903
So the fr*g haters are mamonos, nice. Hanging a few frogs as a first date will be wonderful

[Anonymous No.]

Heres a gameshow
You have to live in a huge mansion for a week
Inside the mansion is a single massive bogey who can only move when you dont look at her
She moves very slowly, but cannot be stopped
If you get bogey'd you lose
You get to keep the bogey either way though

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>>46145903
I was thinking about other sports besides gaping, like cumflation which is the marathon version in MGE, it's a pure stamina test in which the participants have to pump their wives full until they reach the required volume and win, obviously since they can't reach that volume at the same time there are 1st, 2nd, 3rd place and so on. Other one can be powermilking instead of powerlifting, pretty popular with Holstaurs but considering how much of a milking culture exists in MGE all races of monsters participate in milkingm, but considering breast sizes there are several leagues in which the Holstaur league is the heavyweight.
My imagination is running wild.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46145923
Do i lose if i touch her while looking at her? If not, it's going to be fun to tease her

[Anonymous No.]

>>46145936
She will grab you if you get within range
Then you get Bogey'd

[Anonymous No.]

>>46145914
I've intentionally revealed my weaknesses too often to count, I hope they are listening so they can send the perfect eel/cow/succ/pyrow.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46145942
What a shame. Guess i'll limit myself to watching her from a safe distance and hiding at night while i sleep. Hope there's coffee in the mansion.

[Anonymous No.]

They better not be listening in
If that were the case I'd instantly get pulled into a swea

[Anonymous No.]

>>46145929
Those sound more like olympic disciplines, gaping is more like football in leagues, tournaments and popularity.

[Anonymous No.]

>he tried his thing in the server just now

[Anonymous No.]

>>46145952
Did I mention the whole thing is livestreamed, hence the gameshow part, and her eyes glow in the dark?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46145964
Well that's obvios from it being a game show. That's why i will tease her as much as i can. Gotta make it as interesting as possible. Tell her how little i need love and affection and that i will survive through the end just by sheer will of being alone. It will make it all the sweeter when either she catches me or i let te mask slip after i win.

[Anonymous No.]

Monster girls who are into watersports?

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>>46139448
>watching the ESPN GIGA channels on a weekend
>see a documentary on the origins of monster sports
>the Greek Monsters showing their skills with Minos and Medusas dominating with talent
>later the Roman Wolfgirl empire in their gladiatoral arenas in which plapping was public and the empress had to decide on cumming inside with a thumbs up
>the Hunnic Centaur hordes and the Orc Germanic barbarians spreading the sports and adding their flavour on those disciplines and so on
Wow, history is fascinating

[Anonymous No.]

>>46145947
>liking peerows

[Anonymous No.]

>>46145974
>wake up in the middle of the night
>see 2 red glowing eyes right in front of you, mere inches away
>squish
Bogey'd

[Anonymous No.]

>>46145929
Kill yourself

[Anonymous No.]

>>46145977
>later the Roman Wolfgirl empire in their gladiatoral arenas in which plapping was public
I'm pretty sure that Orcs have kept those traditions alive

[Anonymous No.]

>>46145963
Who? What? Why are you there?

[Anonymous No.]

What I find honestly sad is that if one takes what KC said, the DL family for example play Inazuma soccer so soccer with OP physical abilities. Actual games. There is also mention of horse race betting using centaurs. There are actual sports and games occuring which could have some fun greentexts but you guys want to talk about gaping.

[Anonymous No.]

Don't fall for it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46145997
I'm not going to make it that easy for her. Set alarms, hide in a room without any windows, lock and block any doors and sleep in 4 hour bursts instead of full 8 hours. I want to at least last 3 days teasing her and getting her more desperate and aggressive.. Gotta make sure i always have a source of light with me, just in case she cuts the power during night so that i can't see her.

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>>46146021
They're shitposting, literally. Obviously they're a lot of normal sports but here we're. Same thing with the other retard screaming about frenchs, it's just a pathetic attempt to derail the thread

[Anonymous No.]

I said don't fall for it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46146021
oh my god you went full wholesome.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46146039
>can't see her
You'd think the red glowing eyes in the dark would give her away

[Anonymous No.]

>>46145963
Who are you quoting?

[Anonymous No.]

>these /mgg/ faggots unironically ban evaded to spam their retarded gaping fetish again
>either that or the same mod covering mick's ass didn't do shit for these other raiders
Janitors are cocksucking incompetent niggerfaggots

[Anonymous No.]

>>46146053
Well yeah, but your post (>>46145997
)implied seeing just her eyes is not enough to stop her

[Anonymous No.]

>>46146051
bunkerschizos do be like that

[Anonymous No.]

Snussy

[Anonymous No.]

>>46146059
Someone from here should become a jannie, for example frog anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46146051
And now I want to see MG soccer. I bet they could even make Golf or Baseball interesting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46146021
Then talk about regular sports with other anons who want to talk about them? I don't see the issue here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46146064
>mere inches away
>she can grab you if you are within range
Hmmmm

[Anonymous No.]

I am sad. I need onee-chan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46146074
She doesn't want to hurt your feelings by making you lose. She's a nice bunyip

[Anonymous No.]

>>46146083
>bunyip
anon...

[Anonymous No.]

>>46146088
No one expects the surprise Bunyip.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46146088
Sorry, I'm a glue eater

[Anonymous No.]

>>46146083
>bunyip
Anon, it's a bogey.
>>46146074
Fine, but she could still lay in wait on the floor face down as a trap to make me stumble over her, or close her eyes and use her mana sensing. I would still want to have a source of light, just in case.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46146095
A wurm has been deployed just for you

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>>46146067
Can't beat the snussy man.

[Anonymous No.]

Being racist to monster girls is the best way to defeat them. Calling a Bogey a Bogie and when she tries to correct your mistake just call her Bozo and walk off!

[Anonymous No.]

>>46146105
I don't like them, can I get a bunyip instead?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46146083
>She's a nice bunyip
Yeah, nah, you're a cunt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46146110
You get a bunyip but with severe wurmbrain to match yours

[Anonymous No.]

>>46146021
Well why don't you talk about it then?

[Anonymous No.]

Would you a Bunyip with a thick straya accent?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46146142
>>46146129
Yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>46146142
I suppose I wouldn't mind learning a foreign language, but I'm no fan of yips.

[Anonymous No.]

Why does nature vie with itself? The land contend with the sea? Is there an avenging power in nature? Not one power, but two?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46146051
I would rather see teams of monster girls in football matches then open holes on screen
it'll be like the WNBA but you'll actually want to watch it

[Anonymous No.]

Sexual gymnastics would involve increasingly elaborate ways to jump onto a dick. do a backflip and sink right down in one stroke.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46146251
Seeing monster girls in football gear getting gaped by tall buff men would be more interesting and it fits the setting better

[Anonymous No.]

>>46146251
It's all fun and games until wurmy punts the ball through the goal, the wall behind the goal, and the building behind the wall.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46146360
>Sexual gymnastics
Ah yes, we got sports and now monster olympic disciplines

[Anonymous No.]

>>46146360
What about an obstetrical course through tentacles?
Imagine sexual martial arts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46146360
I wanna get into competitive slime swimming.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46145929
>"welcome to the cumflation opening weekend for the Zipanguese local selection of athletes for the nationals"
>"we got the two starts from last year with the current Hebi champion with her husband and our Tengu second place with her son who couldn't reach first for only milliseconds of difference for reaching the volume, and of course the Ochi third place with her little brother with his endless stamina despite his young age"
>"we got so many contestants this year so I hope you got prepared for this long event! full GIGA coverage through those long 6 hours pumped full of action and sportsmanship!"
>"don't change channels since after our opening ceremony of the performance of our plapping world champions from 2001 as invited honour guests we will start this fiery competition, sponsored by Nuki Cola"

[Anonymous No.]

Imagine a machosistic shog. You can do anything to her to satisfy her kink without having to worry if you're going to hard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46146448
Wake me up when the impregnation competition is on.

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>>46146455
I can imagine that during the awarding ceremony they gives special prices and medals to all the athletes that got pregnant during the championship. Promoting young athletes to reproduce and help the declining population.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46146455
What would they even measure in that one? The amount that spills out? Ultra close ups on each pulse of the dick?

[Anonymous No.]

>"There's still time for me to have my perfect animesque high school teen romance, I'm only 124"

[Anonymous No.]

>>46146364
I disagree.
most of the lore is more about firing people up for sex, rather than just public displays of indecency

[Anonymous No.]

>>46146497
Nothing gets the blood pumping more than watching someone else pumping!

[Anonymous No.]

>>46146448
>Instead of a 100 meter dash it's a 100 thrusts
>Both need speed and precision to make sure he doesn't cum before number 100 but also make sure that he's the first to cum at the 100 mark

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>>46146491
That's the plapping event, since that's the hardest sport in the monster world and victory can be achieved through the pregnancy test. When several teams get positive pregnancy then the victor is decided by performance, noises done during the act, dirty talk and other characteristics based on the judges.

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>>46146486
>The MG Olympics are held once a year to make sure all the girls that got knocked up got time before the next game
>There's always a 9 month special with all the athletes that got knocked up in order to promote teens to get knocked up as well.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm imagining those monster sports, I wonder if they can be recreated with Koikatsu

[Anonymous No.]

I imagine horse riding and fencing will stay more or less the same but just have a lot of sexual undertones to it since the monster girls that would watch it are already arouse by it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46146448
>performance of our plapping world champions from 2001
Amazing how those old retired monsters are so skilled on those opening ceremony performances, despite their flabby bodies they are as skilled as they were years ago

[Anonymous No.]

>>46146449
Both maids are inherently submissive, so it would not be hard to find one on the masochistic side

[Anonymous No.]

>>46146448
I want the see the sandworm category of the cumflation event.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46146556
I wonder what is the volume required for Fairies to make it fair to the rest, or they are on a league of their own like Sandworms

[Anonymous No.]

>>46146551
>Punch Shog
>0 damage
>"Harder mastah~"
I hate leveling in the abbys. I already have 3 shog maids begging me to attack them more.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46146448
Mermaid nude swimming or sex-swimming when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46146582
Synchronized plapping

[Anonymous No.]

>>46146448
>Zipanguese local selection of athletes for the nationals
I have no idea why the Ushis are not dominating this sport already

[Anonymous No.]

>>46146449
But could you handle one that wants to be verbally demeaned?

[Anonymous No.]

Should I watch Uma musume?

[Anonymous No.]

My earliest memory of these threads was the centipede girl profile coming out, think this when these threads were still on /a/.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46146608
Ushi-oni participate on the Oni category, in which they try to brute force they way up to the top which isn't great for the judges, meanwhile Blue Onis win every time because they outsmart Ushis, Aka Onis and Ogres. Play smart and win hard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46146632
Sports are not for nerds

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>>46146611
>She actually does everything right, have to start making stuff up.
>She gave you tea before you even asked for it, what a worthless maid does something before her master commands it?
>Constantly insult her looks, but as a slime she can change to look however you want
>Her blowjobs are too good, what a miserable maid that doesn't gag when she takes her masters entire cock down her throat!
>She visibly gets aroused whenever you insult or demean her. But she'll let it build and build until you allow her to debase herself Infront of you, saying what a bad maid she is and how she doesn't deserve such a good master
>Hardest thing is trying to come up with new insults so it doesn't get stale for her.

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>>46146639
the greatest lie ever told
you see all those statistic breakdowns they do post matches?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46146095
What I'm saying is we got to legalize glue man

[Anonymous No.]

>>46146448
Who is the current world champion in competitive squirting?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46144683
pretty worm

[Anonymous No.]

>>46146670
>squirting
I don't like that word

[Anonymous No.]

>>46146675
would you like to have a 2-3 thread discussion about that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46146670
The Hellhounds from Wankanda

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>>46146724
i fall for this pic and its hellwan trick everytime.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46146640
I was thinking that she'd want to be called names like "disgusting sludge" or "fucking filth", but it's hard because it's too mean to her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46146744
i couldn't do it

[Anonymous No.]

Fat assed genies

[Anonymous No.]

Please respond

[Anonymous No.]

>>46146448
How about those junior divisions
>"Oh my God! we just witnessed a 17 metres long load shot from a Troll"
>"at the current age of 14 years old she is able to gape a generous two inches and still pack enough tightness to shoot that far!"
>"if that's not talent then I don't know what it is! we got a prodigy on full display today ladies and gentlemen, I can see a bright future for this Troll athlete and her onii-chan accompanying today on the field in the duo category"
>"after the ads we will spectate the junior boys for the 12 year old category, some of them accompanied by family members and teachers from their district schools while others by their already found life partners, we will be right back!"

[Anonymous No.]

Can we finally post about futa monsters now?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46146941
I'm quite curious about the banter during commercial breaks

[Anonymous No.]

>>46146640
This went from fun to painful in no time flat. Maybe if she was the head maid over like a wurm and an akaname shoe could take responsibility for their mistakes (intentionally not corrected since she is the house)?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46146870
No, big titty genies.

[Anonymous No.]

>they're still trying to push this retarded forced meme

[Anonymous No.]

>>46147030
Yeah, I went way overboard with it.
But the idea of a maid that likes to be insulted but does everything perfectly is fun.

[Anonymous No.]

>no tentacle pit gaping
Come on now, everyone knows the Tentacle Forest Obstacle Course would be prime TV

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>>46147101
Time in the tentacle pit is an endurance test, not really a sport
15 monsters jump in. Who will last the longest without an orgasm? And of course they can interfere with each other. I imagine a lot of shenanigans.

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>>46147101
>>46147128
You've already been found out, go back to your home board over on /trash/.

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>>46146941
>after the ads we will spectate the junior boys for the 12 year old category, some of them accompanied by family members and teachers from their district schools while others by their already found life partners
I wonder how jealous or humiliated those momsters and aunsters feel competing against young energetic monsters, knowing that they cannot keep up with their youth

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>>46147128
I'd watch that. Imagine the commentators reaction to everything.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46147008
Soon, let them get used to the giga stuff

[Anonymous No.]

Every monster looks better in bodystocking.

[Anonymous No.]

>Go on Monhub
>Looking for a good video
>”1 boy 3 hellhounds”
>Guy is playing Mario Party with 3 other hellhounds
>They constantly target and tease him
>Think they’re going to stop fondling him and just jump his bone any moment now
>But they keep playing
>Stealing all his stars, coins, and items
>Don't even care about being in first just keeping him in last
>Look at time and see 2 hours
>Realize they’re playing a 50 turn game
>Skip to the end
>They jump him and as first place hound is gonna fuck him video ends and get told to get Monhub Gold to watch the rest

[Anonymous No.]

Now they're even injecting more garbage like tentacle cuckshit into it, it should be 100% obvious to anyone watching it's the /trash/ raid discord spamming and circlejerking at this point.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46147128
>>46147202
You should at least link you own post mate

[Anonymous No.]

>"It's falseflagging"
You were already trying to use this same distraction tactic a year ago and nobody was falling for it then either.

[Anonymous No.]

Only fat ass elves can save us.

[Anonymous No.]

You fucks are really still on this, eh?
Well I'm gonna talk about succubi instead. Specifically one with big titties.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46147128
>15 monsters jump in
Are they married?

[Anonymous No.]

You should impregnate a dragon right now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46147268
I'll drink a tentacle potion and impregnate her!
Sorry, I had to. Watching those fags fight is really funny.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46147202
H

[Anonymous No.]

>>46147268
>Iron cross
Sorry but I only like Swiss dragons

[Anonymous No.]

>>46147261
Who cares? This isn't the MGE thread.

[Anonymous No.]

They're going full mask off now

[Anonymous No.]

I would jump in the tentacle pit

[Anonymous No.]

>>46147289
Haven't you been screaming they're mask off for like 4 hours now?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46146724
YWN be a Kobold, Hellwan-chan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46147292
I'm gonna make the tentacle pit jump on me. Specifically my dick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46146941
>millions watching junior divisions broadcasts
>millions watching amateur and pro divisions broadcasts
>only a couple hundred watching senior divisions, stadiums almost empty
Why is the senior division alive again?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46147261
Does it matter? 90% of fallen maidens is yuri so monsters being adjacent to each other in a pit is hardly worse than that.

[Anonymous No.]

I will defeat a Lilim with my secret technique. Tickling her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46147305
Why millions watching other couples fuck?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46147305
>>46147319
Go back to your home board, half of your raid discord already got banned earlier ITT
>>>/d/
>>>/trash/

[Anonymous No.]

I post fox.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46147305
Because the big head os monster families that sponsor everything want to participate, and they are not exactly what you would call "young"
https://files.catbox.moe/ntl89w.png

[Anonymous No.]

>>46147325
>https://monstergirlencyclopedia.miraheze.org/wiki/Projecting_Mirror
Ask Cross why porn exists in his setting. But it does, shockingly.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>46147343
>porn exists in his setting
But absolute level of mental illness you've been spamming the thread for the last couple of days does not, fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46147292
Tentacles are good girls
>Help coomer monsters like jubjub or jabberwocks relieve stress saving the world from an eternal rapepath scourging it of single men
>Are shy not knowing how to pleasure a guy letting you set your boundaries while you teach her how
>Are able to communicate with plants but don’t speak in riddles like dryads or gossip like alraunes
>Body produces lotion that is healthy for your skin and hair
>Run the best monster molestation classes at the community center
>Will protect your garden and home from greenworms, papallions, hornet gals, lamias and girtablilu

[Anonymous No.]

>>46147026
I don't know how to do banter, but there are obvious rivalries between teams and inside between teammates

[Anonymous No.]

>>46147128
I wanna see tentacle wrangling now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46147397
yuri bait

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>>46147422
Of course not

[Anonymous No.]

>>46147384
>>46147397
>>46147416
>>46147422
Impressive, 4 raid discord spam posts in a row.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46147434
Monster girls?

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>>46147397
That's how it starts, then those teammates become friends and they become invincible through the power of friendship

[Anonymous No.]

>>46147424
>>46147434
I think he's making fun of the fact that yurifags tend to always push for any two female characters not liking each as a ship

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>>46147439

[Anonymous No.]

>>46147305
That league was made for me, I love old mofu

[Anonymous No.]

>>46147513
Stop advertising your /d/ fetishes here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46147521
>everything I don't like is /d/
Rude, old Monster are not /d/ tier, they are as good as young ones if not better

[Anonymous No.]

>>46147513
Good taste

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>>46147527
Don't try to pretend you don't understand what I meant, namely the unhinged gaping, inflation, public sex, etc posting you're replying to.

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>>46147548
Have you read how MGs are? Be grateful it isn't rape, also no NTR and always sweet lovemaking. It's not out of the boundaries of MGE.
Also I remember having similar discussion about monster sports like this, it was more kinky though but you probably weren't here back then or in /a/ before /jp/.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46147548
Consideribg how much rape and public sex are in the KC material I have no idea how posters became so traumatized and horrified, obviously they also play human sports but we're talking about monster sports

[Anonymous No.]

>>46147548
>public sex
Oh so now even this is too much? Full purity spiral mode, no wonder anons were throwing bunkerfag accusations.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46147589
Isn't the black mass a semi-public orgy that is probably KCs number one fetish?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46147603
It's brought up a lot, yes.

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>>46147603
This is exactly why I'm astonished that the sport posts made people so traumatized

[Anonymous No.]

>>46147061
Genie Gang

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>>46147569
>no NTR
I think you forgot to read what your buddies already posted about an hour earlier.
Also lmao at you and the others completely trying to dodge the issue and trying to make it look like people are angry about the public sex or even sex, and not the fact it's all disgusting fetishes that have never been accepted here.

>>46147589
>no wonder anons were
You mean you were, your posts are extremely recognizable.

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>>46147603
So like kafkun shoujo?

[Anonymous No.]

Reminder that you can canonically have your wife fucked by another man using various potions in MGE. These /jp/sies are just buttfrustrated people aren't letting them call the rules anymore. Let's talk about some monster girl games that are actually done now unlike KC's scam lmao

[Anonymous No.]

>>46147623
I'd thst freaking mr popo?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46147623
>Genie milk
>+10 to any stat you wish

[Anonymous No.]

>>46147623
Genies too strong

[Anonymous No.]

>>46147628
Ms. Popo.

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>>46147624
>I think you forgot to read what your buddies already posted about an hour earlier.
Aren't those your buddies trying to sully the subject so it can be destroyed?

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[Anonymous No.]

>>46147627
Go away potato

[Anonymous No.]

>>46147603
There are some people who fail to understand that MGE is romantic hentai and not their private "america from 50s TV ads, but women have animal ears" hyper vanilla fantasy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46147638
They're great

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>>46147653
The answer is for wish one to make her your wife.
A delightfully devilish solution.

[Anonymous No.]

I had that dream again

[Anonymous No.]

>>46147669
And in this dream how big was the audience?

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>>46147651
I've been joking about that for years some people in the thread seems to forget it's a wish fulfilment porn setting and get pissy everytime someone actually want to fuck the monster girls.
Pretty sure it started with that one guy trying to make raiju headpat-slut instead of a constantly-fingering-herself slut

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>>46147669
The Bionicle one or the demon one?

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>>46147653
can genie mamono be portable? like you make an airtight tube or container and jam her in only to pop her back out when you need her
>at work
>stressed from crunching away at reports
>tube you made for your genie wife rattles slightly
>idea
>take a break and go to the smoker's area
>slide out container and release genie wife
>she snuggles with you for the entirety of the break
>ends up taking 5 more minutes off you before you can actually get back to work
the dream

[Anonymous No.]

>>46147669

[Anonymous No.]

>>46147684
You could also put your dick in the tube.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46146870

[Anonymous No.]

>>46147651
>MGE is romantic hentai and not their private "america from 50s TV ads, but women have animal ears" hyper vanilla fantasy.
This is true, but the keyword being "romantic hentai." What you left out from your definition is that it isn't "abhorrent slop illustrated by Shadman" either.

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>>46147709
>abhorrent slop illustrated by Shadman
I can't even understand what does that mean, I think you should go back to whatever cesspool you crawled from

[Anonymous No.]

>>46147651
>that MGE is romantic hentai
Just say porn setting

[Anonymous No.]

>>46147653
I don't trust this Genie, she looks like she fast talks you into making wishes that end up benefitting her more than yourself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46147513
>>46147538

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>>46147722
Not him, but I think there's a big difference.
One is only ment to let you get your rocks off, the other one is mean to get your rocks off but make you feel happy and fuzzy inside after you're done fapping instead of the slight post nut shame.
Same thing that erotica and smut are two different things.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46147653
>>46147723
>Look, your a smart kid, so I'm not going to beat around the bush.
>What you need to wish for is a large, Arabian palace complete with an oasis, somewhere in the middle of the desert.
>You'll need to trust me on this, it's prime real estate and people will be bothering you to get free wishes, so why put up with that?
>Too much to take care of, don't sweat it kid, I can manage the place, just need to make some calls and I'll have the place fully staffed, furnished and supplied easily, just need you to sign this...

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>>46147709
>"abhorrent slop illustrated by Shadman"
Never bring up shadman in this thread again you colossal faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

Can you really call it love, if your mamono doesn't amputate your legs and arms, keeps you safely locked up in the bedroom, away from those thieving harlots outside and rapes you all the time when she's home?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46147709
Dude, a porn setting is still a porn setting and the monster girls aren't exactly chaste maidens no matter how you slice it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46147709
I found the tourist

[Anonymous No.]

Put a cracker on either side of a houri's face and call her a smouri

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>46147748
What if I just want an mg to watch anime with and cuddle?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46147774
squish

[Anonymous No.]

>>46147785
She will probably attempt to have sex with you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46147774
what does the smouri taste like?

[Anonymous No.]

Why would you consume MGE to begin with if you hate the idea that its meant to serve everyone's wishes instead of just personally fulfilling yours and only yours alone? Why are you all such selfish cunts? Especially over porn? Why larp as a porn nazi when its a setting where every girl is slutty but just for one guy? You don't deserve monster wives and wouldn't get one if the portals opened while being as cunt as you are.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46147797
Have sex, then cuddle and watch anime

[Anonymous No.]

>>46147801
Westoids have brains that are intrinsically incompatible with Japanese conceptions and thoughts. None of KC's western fans actually understand the guy at all and become vitriolic when forced to acknowledge the things he actually writes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46147801
>but just for one guy
B-but anon! I want to spread my wife's legs in front of millions of black men on live TV! How dare you gatekeep my wish-fulfillment!

[Anonymous No.]

>>46147722
>>46147748
>romantic hentai is totally the same thing as porn setting guys
So, your plan for this argument is to hope nobody here has read any vanilla h-manga, and has never heard of the total derangement that "porn settings" are.

Considering this is a thread for monster girls on /jp/, your chances are pretty slim.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46147800
Toasted love

[Anonymous No.]

All of you tards belong in the rape camps.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46147774
she does kind of look like a pink marshmallow

[Anonymous No.]

>>46147840
Jokes on you, I'm into that shit. Time to see who my "correction officer" is
>https://kikasuru.github.io/mge-slotmachine/
>Kitsune-bi
I GOT THE GOD DAMN SPIRIT FOX. I HATE FOXES

[Anonymous No.]

>>46147840
The only ones getting sent to the rape camps are monster girls

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>>46147818
They do worse things than that in the setting literally all the time. Why are you acting like that's a big deal when monsters literally have orgies and finger each other all the time when there's no man around? They don't care as much as you do, and the magic shit ensures they still stay with you. You're getting pissy about something you'd probably actually see in a post portals world. Anon for god's sake monsters literally magic bombed an orphanage full of actual children and then had them go have sex. They don't heed your western style morality.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46147833
Mge is way more porny than your basic little doujin though. It's filled with sex toys and stuff. Like a tentacle forest for bored couples and lonely mamono.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46147814
I hate that an anime related site has became so westernized and corrupted

[Anonymous No.]

Inb4 the christian basher schizo goes full blast again

[Anonymous No.]

>>46147874
>that's a big deal when monsters literally have orgies and finger each other all the time when there's no man around?
on a related note I am not actually sure if he retconned that. It got really hard to follow a while back.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46147818
By the stuff you type I think those other boards you frequent have corrupted your mind beyond recognition

[Anonymous No.]

Hello, I am gigachad. I bring you the following message:
Japanese people have shit taste and only dogs worship them and their shit taste. MGE is decent but still kind of trash. MGE with western morals and style chastity is perfection. Thank you for listening to my message which is right any counter arguments against are automatically wrong.
Gigachad out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46147919
Calm down mick

[Anonymous No.]

>>46147919
Thank you gigachad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46147867
Not so into it now, eh? The demon lord knows all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46147939
The foxes are behind this. Just because I run a anti-fox account and post memes about foxes being shit. The monster girls must hate me for putting me with a fox.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46147919
>MGE with western morals and style chastity is perfection.
I wonder how this plan is going.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46147919
>gigachad
I hate western memes

[Anonymous No.]

The world would be a better place if every american and european died right now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46147874
>>46147877
Yes, surely you can find citations for your claims of monsters choosing yurishit and tentacles over seeking out a man

[Anonymous No.]

>>46147874
Uh-huh. Making shit like this up and pretending it's 'totally canon guys trust me' in a feeble attempt to """subtly""" normalize NTR has been the Mick's MO for months you fucking retard.
Here's a question to poke a laughable hole in your shit attempt at deflection: Why are the Sabbath all lolis? Go ahead retard, answer the fucking question.

[Anonymous No.]

be kind and compassionate like your monster wants you to be

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>>46147975
NTA but the answer is that KC is a disgusting pedophile like most jap apes are :^)

[Anonymous No.]

I think monsters would help humans kill all the white creatures that keep shitting up the planet if they found us, and get rid of America and make the world a better place.

[Anonymous No.]

heres the new monster girl so the tourists fuck off.
https://files.catbox.moe/dmvzxl.png

[Anonymous No.]

>>46147980
I try. It's hard, and I wish I was better, but I try. I wish everyone else did too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46147734
Says the one that secretly belong to the Senior division

[Anonymous No.]

You know what, no more monster girls for anyone, I'm taking them all home with me. You can have some when you learn to behave.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46147973
>https://monstergirlencyclopedia.miraheze.org/wiki/Monster_Girl_Encyclopedia_World_Guide_II:_Mamono_Realm_Traveller%27s_Guide#Tentacle_Forest
>The tentacle plants at the outer edges of the Tentacle Forest are, comparatively, quite docile, and as such, are regularly used to assist during intercourse. Many lovers, parents and their children and friends regularly visit these areas for picnics. These docile tentacle plants being quite intelligent, so much so, that they even enjoy playing with children.

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>>46148001
I'm not going to lie, old Baphos are the best part of the senior division

[Anonymous No.]

>>46148005
>>46147973
Here i will even include an extra line about it.
> taught about pleasure and changed into a monster in this manner, the fairy will definitely become a repeat visitor, and what's more, she'll also start bringing her friends to the tentacles to teach them about pleasure too.
Yes. I think the monster girls enjoy the tentacle forest.

[Anonymous No.]

Whites are not people. You are monkeys. Stop shitting up places made to adore the works of asians who are actual human beings please.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46148005
That's nice and all but it literally doesn't say what you were saying before. Are you genuinely just that stupid?

[Anonymous No.]

I think it's ice that all this outrage happened, since it showed how little the ones getting pissed with the discussion know about MGE. Why are they even here if they refuse to read the source material?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46147980
Monster girls hate bad people.

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>>46148020
Why would you waste time reading trash if you just want to fap?

[Anonymous No.]

>He spent days slaving away at his shitty assetflip to get revenge for an imaginary slight against some japanese dude who's never heard of him
>KC spent at most 5 minutes casually filing a DMCA to end development of the game
>All that work he did down the drain
>Not even acknowledged by KC in any meaningful way - just swatted like an annoying fly

[Anonymous No.]

>>46148030
True, they would hate every white subhuman.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46147980
No, I wanna be grumpy and still have a maid shog that adores me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46148008
Junior division boys participating with their Baphometh grandmas are so lucky

[Anonymous No.]

>>46148034
See I thought he was sperging because the one baphofag posted his doujin somehwere

[Anonymous No.]

>>46148034
And then there's you. Letting him live in your head rent free day after day and reposting the same garbage meta crap every few minutes.

[Anonymous No.]

https://litter.catbox.moe/av72ub.jpg
>>46148017
I agree queen. BNWO 4 lyfe

[Anonymous No.]

>>46148052
Is that doujin still going? Last time I saw it, it only had like 3 pages after a year. At this point I think he got ripped off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46148061
Supposedly he put it up on MGR but I haven't checked it out yet

[Anonymous No.]

>>46148073
Feels like a bit of a weird place to put it, but okay.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46148002
The wendis at the park are free, but Papa Wendi might come looking for you

[Anonymous No.]

>>46148078
He literally owns the site. And apparently came here to advertise again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46148008
I always imagined old Baphos speaking like Aoi-chan from Yuru Camp
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V0hPLvOF2lM
Man that voice and accent are so soothing

[Anonymous No.]

>>46148034
I got what I wanted though. And in a week or two I'll publish something with the new MG models I made.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46147998
Lmao you little nigger

[Anonymous No.]

this doesn't make any sense, it says she's...right behind me?

[Anonymous No.]

shoggy cereal

[Anonymous No.]

I HATE monster girls

[Anonymous No.]

The best place for a boy is under a wan riding him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46148136
NOT part of a balanced breakfast

[Anonymous No.]

>>46148150
Wans are for doggystyle only it's the law

[Anonymous No.]

i will do a traditional wan greeting and sniff her ass

[Anonymous No.]

>>46148161
Misleading name. Monkeys are for doggystyle only.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>46148150
There's a reason why so many wan aunties are participating with their nephews on sports festivals instead of allowing their moms, teachers or even their childhood friends, they are too scared of her to get close to the boy.

[Anonymous No.]

sweaty musky milfwan ass

[Anonymous No.]

>>46148176

[Anonymous No.]

>>46147342
Exactly, and you should never forget that

[Anonymous No.]

>>46148088
he's very protective of his children

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Which monster is heavy when forward but backwards is not?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

automatons that want to take over so they mimic normal monsters
things go awry and the automatons who wanted to take over the world end up making their own nation
also end up doing mimic contests

[Anonymous No.]

>>46148219
Man, Szechuan hot pot is great.

[Anonymous No.]

Do foxes really?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46148265
She's getting more desperate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46146455
>impregnation competition is on
>teenage boy with his Yoko mom in the contestants
>they came for a different category but since the impregnation due got injured during practice they had to cover
>they still participate despite being mom and son and win
Happy ending

[Anonymous No.]

>>46148265
i avoid fate for reason how is she as a wife?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46148265
>>46148270

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Monsters like shotas the best. Monsters should shotafy every human man they grab with age regression magic. Nobody should ever be allowed to look like an ugly man ape with ugly facial hair again.

[Anonymous No.]

Get licked, idiot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46148371
Of course. How can she smother me by sitting on my lap if I'm not a shota?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46148371
Cool it with the Catholicism.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>46148394
I love these asian dragons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46148371
Nah. They prefer real men.

[Anonymous No.]

what are the various styles and schools of thought of maid master seduction?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46148444
your maid is likely well versed in them. maybe you could have her go through them with you one by one

[Anonymous No.]

>>46148177
Her Wan childhood friend will fight for him as her partner, and will win eventually

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I wish my air supply was replaced with hound musk

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>>46148511
Lewd behavior, send this man to the dog pound

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What does an Elf who lives in a generic fantasy setting do when the human she loves refuses to accept her love because he won't live as long as she will? He'd rather marry a human girl to settle down with because then they can both die happily as old people together.

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>>46148371
Miss Dragon, please calm down. Not everyone wants what you're looking for.

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>>46148547
necromancy

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>>46148547
Aphrodasiacs.

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>>46148547
Miss Elf takes Anon's "die happily as old people together" plan in stride.
>"Oh, that's easy, Anon."
>"When you die, I'll just kill myself."
>Her eyes light up with a crazy fire.

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>>46148547
Use force

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>>46148577
But she's not a Jedi, Anon.
And as an elf, we know she's not a Sith either.

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>Be man in undead realm
>Have unfortunate accident
>Die
>Wake up
>Nothing has changed except you have a bigger dick and probably won't die again
>Didn't get to have your soul weighed or walk into the light or anything.
Kinda bullshit when you think about it. Imagine missing out on Valhalla because you're surrounded by horny dead chicks. Ugh.

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>>46148600
The dark side can lead to many transformations one might consider unnatural.

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>>46148635
i'd be a prankster and fuck with the living by leaving myself in pieces

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>>46148635
you can still go there on vacation

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>>46146639
Well these nerds are dominating your sport!

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>>46148662
havbt pklayed her game yit

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>>46147583
>Rape in MGE
If you knew how to read in between the lines at all you'd understand that KC is using the term hyperbolically. They don't actually rape you. It's more like "Oh no I'm being pushed down by an attractive woman what do I do~?" type scenario. Last I bothered to check or heard, people attributing his use of the word to actual, violent rape is a pet peeve of his.

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>>46148725
That's fucking boring. I WANT to be actual violently raped by a monster.

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>>46148741
tell a jubjub to turn her limiters off

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>>46148725
I'm a big one for gap moe.
1. Gimme a mamono where KC's description is basically "SHE WILL KOOL-AID MAN INTO YOUR HOUSE AND NOT LEAVE UNTIL YOUR PELVIS IS A DISTANT MEMORY."
2. Put her in a cute outfit
3. Make her go out in public wearing it as a blushing mess

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>>46148759
I agree.

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>>46148781
A fair response, but I would also have accepted "Oh, Yeah!"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L0r6ocwGnMg

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If only there was a Mamono that could fulfill my fantasies of having a hardcore moral, godfearing, trad 50s style wife........................that isn't a dumb white horse.
>unicorn in the background walks away sadly

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>>46148741
Then do it in another setting, I guess? I don't know how many times it has to be said that MGE is an escapist porn setting.

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>>46148741
Expose a Troll to the sun, there a plenty of scenarios with that result

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>>46148826
Shut up bitch they will esc-rapist porn setting me down violently and rape me traumatantalizingly and there's nothing you can do about it bozo.

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>>46148826
Why are you arguing this when the thread clearly doesn't care.

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>>46148796
I like cute and embarrassed world ending entities, but I also like danger horny ones as well.

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>>46148812
Nothing wrong with a reliable, old-fashioned vanilla Succ.

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>>46148848
i need an adult

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>>46148855
She is an adult.

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>>46148848
Oh, for sure--you need a girl who can do both.

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>>46148547
She blinks
>"But anon, don't you know how mamono mana works?"

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>>46148953
a regular elf wouldn't be subject to that. you're thinking of elf(monster)

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>>46148556

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>>46148937
>>46148948
i miss alice

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>>46148964
Regular elves are hyper isolationist racist neets, and probably have their own method of longevity should you somehow become the exception to the exception to be permitted into an elf settlement and fuck one of their women.

Elves in MGE are kinda lame, it's better to just headcannon Elves(succubus) as the only existing form of elf.

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>>46148953
That post said generic fantasy setting, it didn't mention anything MGE.

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>>46149009
what is this picture trying to convey

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>>46149007
Indeed. Anon made a strange assumption although calling mge generic is admirable.

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>>46149027
How about stop trying to force your boring setting into all forms of Monster Girl discussion? Maybe people want to have fun when talking about things blud.

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>>46148847
>Reply to a post talking about rape and public sex in MGE
>Course correct to say that KC isn't being serious when he uses the term, per his own words
Gee I fucking wonder?

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>>46148997
yeah, but it's nice to imagine corrupting an ancient civilization and bringing it to ruin (hedonism) so there's that

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>>46149036
Yeah but we like it.

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Don't feed the trolls anons.

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>>46148812
Joke's on you Unicorns are secretly the horniest monsters of them all.

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>>46149078
Please, Unicorns only have one horn
Bicorns have twice that!
And so do succubi.

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>try to discuss mgs on /vg/
>flooded with tranny shit and shitposters and /v/ tier garbage blacked vore NTR shit
>try to discuss mgs on /tg/
>DEATH DEATH BLOOD DEATH KILL MURDER DEATH BLOOD WAR WAR BATTLE MECHA 40K EMPEROR DEATH NTR DEATH
>try to discuss mgs on /jp/
>every single conceivable possible outcome to any and all conversations ends with "uhhh sex rape" and "muh mana muh mana muh mge muh mge" and any deviation is met with a hostile discord attacking you and crying "mick"
>try to discuss mgs on /monster/
>like a mix of /jp/ and /vg/ responses
>try to discuss mgs on /a/
>*crickets*
There's nowhere good to talk about monster girls is there.
Everything is ruined by fetishfags, grimarkfags and MGEshits making the nerd emoji face and going "ermmmmm have you *snort* tried reading the boring setting?"

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>>46149087
You absolute fool. You utter buffoon. The singular horn is proof that they are full of 「 L O V E 」( lust ). Bicorns and Succubi are free with their love because they have a proper outlet for it, whereas Unicorns absolutely turn into panting messes at the ideas of holding hands, or Eskimo kisses, or pinning you down during your first time and smothering you with her weight while she fixes all your mental issues.

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>>46149054
But my Troll wife and I are on a date!

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>>46149093
>complains about /tg/ being grimdark
>complains about /jp/ not being grimdark

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>>46149122
Okay, you can feed her, but don't feed the other trolls.

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>>46149115
Jokes on her.
I just want to cuddle in bed and use her to keep warm.
Mostly because even with a heavy blanket it gets cold at night

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What are they discussing?

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>>46149134
The duality of shitposting.

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>>46149134
If you tried discussing monster love on /tg/ the first thing that would happen is faggots flooding the thread "ermmm love? croinge" and posting warhammer wd40k memes and then furry niggers show up to shit up the thread posting bestiality and their detractors follow to cry about hmofa whilst everyone attacks each other over everyone else's fetish turning it into a shitstew. /jp/ isn't much different, they're all just united in their love of the most water flavored setting ever put to paper and attack anyone who doesn't have the same slavishly devoted mindset towards bland: the porno as them. I just want a place where you can talk about vanilla monster girls and monster girl wife love without either of those faggots tearing it apart with their shit fetishes and trying to force their garbage setting rules down your goddamn throat. Maybe I like monster marriage without the retarded fucking sex magic shit ruining everything and killing all possibility by making everyone into an omnipotent fucking god with no problems at all.

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>>46149093
>>46149159
Take your medications or fuck off. Whichever is easier for you.

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>>46149146
Paizuri to unconsciousness.

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>>46149170
As soon as there's a better place than this I will, unfortunately /jp/ is better than the alternatives but still quite shit. Until then I will just keep talking about monsters I love here while ignoring your shitty setting, if that causes you to get assmad along the way then that's just a plus for me because MGE is shit and you should feel bad for treating this crap like its the fucking holy quran or something.

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>>46148997
Guys...I think I might be an elf...

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>>46149159
Or maybe you just, and hear me out here, just post about cute monsters doing cute things and just don't talk about "and then the mammy bammy made me chad thundercock with ultra pecs that still gets suplexed by an alice."
Believe it or not, people won't care if you don't talk about that latter part.

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>>46149189
Also how does one get into Granblue now?
Delete if too off topic. I just like Draphs dammit.

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>>46149202
I think the RPG that dropped, I've heard good things about it.
personally, ignore the Gacha game, it is pure cancer if you get involved in guild wars/PVP

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>>46149193
you must be well versed in shitholes if that's your idea of a good time
well, suffer as you please

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>>46149196
>people won't care if you don't talk about that latter part.
Years of coming to this place has shown me the exact opposite. I've made completely vanilla posts before that MGEfaggots latch onto like a goddamn inquisition doing the same "ermmmm you know that's not how it works in the setting right????????????"
Fuck your setting, I'd wipe my ass with it. These clowns try to muscle out everyone in the thread that doesn't think about only MGEshit 24/7.

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>>46149206
Noted. Thanks anon.

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>>46149193
>>46149222
Least obvious Mickposting.

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>>46149231
Keep saying it you asslicker, I wont become him any time soon. I just hate your fucking trash setting since you faggots keep trying to force it down every throat you see.

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>>46149054
But I like my Trolls big and well fed

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>>46149231
>literally proving his point

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>>46149240
>Comes into a place that's primarily dedicated to MGE and its monster girls
>Mad when people discuss MGE

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>>46149240
if you forgot, you came here

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>>46149222
So whats it like having KC live in your head rent free 24/7?
MGE is a vanilla-ish porn setting that is comfy and written by a guy who has admitted he's not the greatest at it.
What other MG media are you really wanting to cover?
EMG? Grew stale when the Crabman got locked into a nonprogressing harem plot.
MGQ? Vore and YOU MUST SUB the mediocre game and a frankly overrated story.
Warhammer? I love it but every time I've seen it tried to work in, some idiot decides to come into a monster girl thread and talk about Elf men riding dragon girls because they somehow.
SOMEHOW
Do not get that a thread about monster girls, wants monster girls.
Not monster boys.
Not being the monster boy.
Monster girls.

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>>46149250
Then start fucking putting it into the goddamn title. Why can't you pedantic lazy cunts just write out "Monster Girl Encyclopedia Thread" when you make it? Also nice try pulling this shit now when for years some of you assholes say "it's for allll monster girls" but then turn right around on your word. Give me one place better than this shithole right now and I'll leave. Otherwise, shut up.

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>>46149265
You can literally go to /monster/ for all I care, but your bitching is hilariously sad because you're making your own fucking problems rather than discussing monster girls by shitting on a setting that most people enjoy. So, how about you shut up and actually post monster girls?

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>>46149264
Who said anything about any of that other shit? You not very good at reading, asskisser? What in the world makes you think I want discussion tied to any shitty setting? I just want to be able to talk out loud about monster girls without some faggot going "well in MGE its like this...." to me, shut your fucking mouth.

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>>46149270
Not really, and /monster/ is shit, so I think I think I'll stay here. You keep making problems for me, so I keep shitting on your bland setting. Don't blame me for your elitism.
>that most people enjoy
Discord cabal that runs a wiki and muscles everyone it doesn't like out of a 4chan thread enjoys*

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>>46149275
Then share with us, Mr. Enlightened One, your superior setting.
The MGE with blackjack and hookers that will totes knock our socks off.
Well? We're waiting.

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>>46149286
>Discord cabal that runs a Wiki
And so the mask slips off.

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>>46149093
>wants to discuss MGE
>gets pissed off about reading the setting
Are you stupid? or maybe this is the average intelligence of the posters of those normalfag boards?

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>>46149296
I just think it's hilarious how he thinks anyone believes him when he says the reason he stays here is anything other than the fact that the alternatives all have mods who actually give a damn and would put an end to his bullshit in pretty short order. Hell, I wouldn't be surprised if he's already been banned from most of them.

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>>46149315
Local man plays stupid game and wins a stupid prize.
One really must wonder what he thought would happen.

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>>46149265
But you can just discuss other things here. It's really hard though. Generally any interesting post will have some anon with the wish fulfillment cop out answer to the question.
Yes I understand lamia can get human legs through mabanomamana but it doesn't result in a fun discussion.

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>>46149342
Mick stop replying to yourself

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>>46149357
Every anon in this thread should get a cu sith because I think they all desperately need a best friend.

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>>46149363
God isnt that the fucking truth anon. Truth be told I don't even want a waifu. I just think the setting and world buildings pretty interesting and some of the implications. I'll sure as hell take a best friend though.

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>>46149330
I cannot or rather, will not comment on the various discord servers but if you managed to get ding dong bannu'd from a place like /monster/ or MGR it is without any irony a skill issue. Wikifag and the 'Cabal' are pretty hands off unless you do something to be extremely autistic and not worth the trouble to keep around.

>>46148848
Chiyu-nee hits extremely different because Pochi basically went "Fuck you the porn I drew is canon to my own manga" and chose violence.

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>>46149363
Cu Siths are cute, loyal and love you with every fiver of their beings, Caiths Siths are a big nope for me though

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>>46149377
Wow that's so cool. Maybe you should try those places out?

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>Buy two succubi and we'll throw in an automaton for free

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>>46149400
I blame my love of mecha for wanting to get an automaton.
Going to make a heavy model.
And an ultra-light.
And a quad leg.

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>And Mick's back to his usual crying and gachaspamming
That earlier raid failing must've really pissed him off

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>>46149392
I do. This isn't the only place I post in or interact with but it's amusing how The Mick™ always seems to get into a tissy about MGE about the time some kind of new content drops-- Be that actual content from KC or the fact that the Baphofag who owns MGR finally dropped his long awaited self-insert doujin.

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>>46149377
Pochi is scary man. Didn't she draw those Dagashi Kaki manga that were largely considered canon by both the fans and even the author, or was I thinking of the Spice and Wolf artist?

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>>46149416
>or the fact that the Baphofag who owns MGR finally dropped his long awaited self-insert doujin
Wait what? I've been under a rock mind you.

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>>46149421
Gimme the bug

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>>46149416
Mask off on the crossboarding there, kek.

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>>46149448
BUG!

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>>46149428
https://twitter.com/AlexDoheny_W/status/1759628413420339328

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>>46149458
link's broken. catbox?

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>>46149458
Dead link.

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>>46149286
What do you want to talk about, anon?

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>>46149454
OH no, she's big, cute, AND spooky.
Centipedes are cute girls, even if they have anti-dragon venoms.

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>>46149480
if dragons liked humans more they could harvest their saliva to keep oomukades at bay

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>>46149464
>>46149466
It works just fine for me. Are you sure it's not just your Internet?

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>>46149483

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>>46149491
I don't think it works that way.
I don't think human saliva turns off the oomukade bites.

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>>46148973
I don't think it works like that.

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>gachaspamming again
yep, looks like he's mad about that new doujin after all

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>>46149504
I wish I had a dragon cheering me on...

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>>46149422
That was Pochi, yes. She's probably one of the better doujin/mangaka for lewd shit because she gives absolutely zero fucks.

>>46149480
>>46149491
Mere female lizards forever malding at Oomukade keeping all the riches to themselves.

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>>46149521
Ah, but thats where you are wrong.
The oomukade don't want the riches, they just want the men.
Ok, maybe she wants a few coins for new clothes and a nice, non-cave based house.

I bet if you compliment her she makes one of those creepy giggles.

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>>46149513
That's the power of elven magic.

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>>46149521
What is malding?

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Haha, I work like a dog every day and I'm still poor as shit and can't afford anything I want, only enough to get food and survive. I wish Creeping Coins were real.

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>>46149532
Nah man, just go full gap moe with it. Rather than making her do a creepy giggle make her be somebody who's embraced being a 'monster among monsters' despite secretly wearing frilly dresses and shit in her cave and just charisma break her with a genuine compliment when she wears one on your date.

>>46149569
Combination of mad and balding. As in dragons are so mad they're going bald because the Oomukade of folklore gave absolutely zero fucks about dragons and is a carry over of old Chinese myths about them fearing centipedes.

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>Is it hot in here, or is it just you?

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>>46149600
>Wears cute and stylish dresses
>Normally is a gloomy, creepy girl with near constant sex hair
>Complimenting her causes her to go genuinely happy without an ounce of creepy.
Charisma breaking is a dangerous technique normally reserved for vampires.

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Dead hours?

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>>46149629
Charisma breaking an Oomukade is peak assertion of dominance because they're kiss sluts on top of gap moe.

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>>46149571
They'll never be real and you will die in poverty.

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>>46149646
>feared monster with powerful venom and dozens of legs that's supposed to be able to trash dragons
>still turns beet red and trembles in anticipation when you kabedon her

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>>46149656
Haha, I know hahaha....

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>>46149646
Fearsome monster kissed by man.
Defeated in an instant.
Many such cases.

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Pinus.

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>>46149661
>>46149689
>Oomukade corners you in her cave
>Starts talking about how she'll never let you go now that she has your scent and taste
>How you should just give up because she's a monster among monsters
>Get fed up and kabedon her
>She's going beet red as you're looming over her
>Practically melts like butter the moment you lock lips with her

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>>46149666
It's okay anon. This life is illusory. We'll all find our loves eventually, time and space be damned.

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Moth will keep you safe while the thread burns down.

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>>46149709
No matter what the thread has peaked with this.

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I feel like predators have evolved their cuteness to attract human prey

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>>46149764
How high on the food chain are marshmallow cats at?

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>>46148812
Have you considered eel?

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>>46149693
The face of professional journalism

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>>46149740

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Rest well Anons, take care and don't bun down the thread.
Instead, remember that cute, spooky lantern girls will guide you through the home at night and help you avoid stubbing your toe on an errant chair.

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>>46149772
They are wholly removed from it

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>>46149826
>don't bun down the thread
No promises.
>>46149833
Yes, otherwise they would have evolved into marshmallow catgirls.

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>>46149836
>Yes, otherwise they would have evolved into marshmallow catgirls.
Far too wide to be allowed

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>>46149836
I am too sleepy so I admit defeat to the bun.
G'night

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Since the thread is almost dead I want to say that these two past threads were so filled with fun with all this sports discussion, I know that gaping isn't everybody's cup of tea, including myself, but I can imagine monsters doing this on a daily basis like it's a normal thing. Also how it was presented as a professional league, children sports and even as something as tame as a school activity made me laugh so much and even like it.
It amazes me though all the hate and spam that was posted after but it has been a while since I participated and had so much fun with thread worldbuilding, and fort hose who participated I thank you from the bottom of my heart, I raise my cup for a day that the thread retakes its culture and get cleansed from all those who reject MGE's already set in stone settings.

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>>46149847
Based i hope you have a blessed day

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Local rude general store merchant refuses to hire monster workers in MGE, puts up "Monsters need not apply" sign. Says he "hates cute girls because they are annoying". Monsters around the neighborhood are angry, calling it a case of prejudice, but the law cannot do anything because anti-discrimination laws for monsters in MGE were never written due to nobody thinking they actually needed it. Local rude general store owner thus continues to smugly run his merchant outfit and refusing to hire monsters, and has now exacerbated to refusing monster customers as well, throwing fuel to the outrage in downtown MGE. More at 11.

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>>46149872
Sounds like he needs to be visited by three ghosts. Shame it's past Valentine's already.

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>>46149847
>ignoring the fact that it's /d/ shit
>again
No matter how hard you try to turn this into a muh sports thing, it'll never work because your fetish is that repulsive. Now fuck off back to where you came from

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>>46149904
>because your fetish is that repulsive.
There are far worse things in MGE, bro. Literal furries, men lusting for cocks, monsterboy transformations, to name a few.

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>>46149891
Ghost of Valentine’s Yet To Be would be a Wisp, too.

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I need to get violently raped by a hellhound.

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>>46149991
>furries
siths are verboten too
>men lusting for cocks
>monsterboy transformations
There's no need to make things up to cry about just because nobody likes your /d/ shit. All that's doing is damaging what little credibility you have left

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>>46150035
>siths are verboten too
Doesn't matter, they are canon. Official material. KC approved.
>There's no need to make things up
So alps and abyss girls are not canon to you? At this point it's not even MGE you're after, but your own deranged threadcanon.

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>>46150045
Threadcanon is better than full canon, yes.

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>>46150045
>alps
are women.
>abyss girls
so which one is this? I doubt you're gonna call those temporary transformations monsterboy shit like a retard.

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>>46150056
Thanks for conceding, raiding faggot.

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>>46150061
>you're the raider if you dont want to talk about furries here
It's hilarious how you think this is going to convince anyone you're from here

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>>46150060
>are women.
Made from men who like penises too much. Their entire profile is feminization fetish fuel and this sort of thing is firmly /d/ territory.
>I doubt you're gonna call those temporary transformations monsterboy shit
Didn't stop certain pests from flipping out about it for several threads in a row not so long ago. Even now this part is always omitted because guess what? It's monsterboy shit.

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>>46150067
>errrr i just don't want to talk about things haha but will also not allow you to talk about them also fuck KC i hate MGE
yeah totally natural reaction

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>>46150087
who are you quoting, retard? You're the one advocating for discussing furshit here, not me. If anything that makes you spund like the /vg/ furtard who actually does hate KC

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Alps are fine too, I would marry and impregnate a cute one

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>>46150075
>Made from men
so are all monsters since you need men for sex. And alps are monster women, didnt hear a rebuttal against that.
>Even now this part is always omitted because guess what? It's monsterboy shit.
Omitted where? Everyone loves wendigo dad, LM even drew a few of him.
I dont understand why you're trying to push the MGE was always /d/ like an invading retard trying to push disgusting shit here. i thought you simply wanted to talk sports?

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>>46150099
I would gape one on tv, but that's all. I just want the gold.

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I can be instantly ko'ed by a hellhound doing a heat move on me and smashing me into the ground

[Anonymous No.]

I can be instantly KO'd by a hag using any move
Devs should really nerf that hag and milk resist down debuff duration

[Anonymous No.]

I think I figured out why 2023 wasn't so great. It's because it was year of the rabbit right before the leap year.

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Cute and funny bunnies

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>>46150149
Actually, they’re getting another buff soon.

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>>46150115
Too bad she got pregnant during training sessions with you
Now you have to take responsibility

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>>46150157
Who the fuck balances this shit?
How long do I have to wait in the starter town with these fucking debuffs?
They're literally at the gates waiting for me

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>>46150113
Ah, now you're just pretending to be retarded in vain attempt to change the narrative and present yourself as totally not a tourist. Okay, boring.

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>>46150163
>Now you have to take responsibility
Why? If she got pregnant during practice or in tournaments then the teams helps her financially, not me

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>>46150099
I would neither seek out nor avoid alps.

>>46150182
Sounds like you need to dump some points into tunneling and pray there are no wurms around.

[Anonymous No.]

should we try to kill all the siths once portals open?

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>>46150188
>I would neither seek out nor avoid alps.
Why?

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I will travel to Australia and impregnate a wild Bunyip girl who lives with her tribe away from civilization and then go back home to my home in Florida where I will forget about her and never again think of her and the child I've left her saddled with and now troubled with having to support. I will be a deadbeat florida man dad and nobody will be able to stop me. That Bunyip will be left there for the rest of her time thinking I will return and raising a child who will hear about me but never see me.

[Anonymous No.]

Alps are walking tragedies, and horror stories. They aren't even necessarily guys that wanted to become women they can also be the gays.

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>>46150220
They deserve it for liking dick.

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>>46150183
Try not to be too upset your /d/ shit didnt stick around

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>>46150203
They're just succs. Succs are fine, but I don't see much added value from them formerly being dudes. They're "sure, I guess" territory as long as they're cute and don't have a mountain of baggage.

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>>46150220
Won't stop me from marrying one with big tits and nice ass.

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>>46149007
I don't care, lol
>>46149194
>Honorary

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>>46150204
>9 months later Bunyip at your door
>Eros agents demanding you marry her
>Try to say no
>They bust down your door and arrow you
>Try to run away
>They arrow you from the sky
Take responsibility anon or they’ll make you

[Anonymous No.]

Hangover, mate?

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>>46150258
We just keep drinking

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>>46150292
I can't, I'm going to work. Help me satyros-chan, my office bans alcohol

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>>46150292
If drunk goat is always drunk what is sober goat like?

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>>46150319
sober goat is her weak mode, you wouldn't take advantage of her now, would you?

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>>46150258
>Cannot enter an establishment without a drink
>Cannot have a drink without a few slaps on the pokies
>Cannot either drip or slap without talking about the last fuckball game
hard pass

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>>46150335
Does mating pressing the goat count as taking advantage of her?

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>>46150319
These are questions we don't ask. Better to fathom the noneuclidean depths of a shog's heart.

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>>46150339
As long as it is slow mating press
She can't take too much vigorous exercise in the morning

[Anonymous No.]

I will very much consider a sober weak to mornings goat

[Anonymous No.]

Bogie after a kid drinks a doppelganger potion

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>>46150349
Relatively slow is the best I can offer. You can't really expect me to hold back when she looks at me all flustered and bites her lip?

[Anonymous No.]

>at the park
>suddenly feel something midgety run into me from behind and hear a childish voice go "oomphf!"
>turn around and see this Cheshire Cat kid with a balloon that says "happy birthday" tied around her wrist
>"Sorry meowster!" she apologizes
>"I wasn't paying attention because I just got too happy beceowse it's my birthday and I'm thirteen now! Moma said I only have five more years to go before I can get a heowsband just like she has daddy!"
>tell her that's "so freaking cute" sarcastically
>pop her balloon with my pocket knife and say "Happy fucking birthday you stupid cat brat, watch where you're going."
>she runs off crying
Stupid fucking cats.

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>>46150369
>offtopic image
jesus fuck off already

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>>46150410
You need to be not alive.

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>>46150335
That's just wrong. Let the poor goat get hydrated and healthy before getting lewd with her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46150420
Hmmm...
No, anyways:
>when you ask the Cheshire why she's wearing a strap-on

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>>46150450
It's funny how you vermin get so bold when the thread's at the bottom, isnt it?
So tell me, shitposter. Why you do come here when you so clearly hate this place?

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>>46150478
Because you keep responding to him. That's literally it. Why do you keep getting provoked and giving the troll the attention it wants?

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>>46150441
>bend the goat over the table so she can drink while I plap her tight butt
She can get hydrated while I get lewd with her.

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>at the park
>suddenly feel something midgety run into me from behind and hear a childish voice go "oomphf!"
>turn around and see this Cheshire Cat kid with a balloon that says "happy birthday" tied around her wrist
>"Sorry meowster!" she apologizes
>"I wasn't paying attention because I just got too happy beceowse it's my birthday and I'm thirteen now! Moma said I only have five more years to go before I can get a heowsband just like she has daddy!"
>tell her that's "no problem, miss" joyfully
>Sho her a nice butterfly knife trick and give her one of my croissants
>she runs off with a bigger smile
Cute kot

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>>46150492
thread's gonna die anyway, so.I figured I'd ask why these creatures act the way they do. Their mental.illness and fixation with this place is fascinating

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>>46150478
>nooooo you can't just post images on an imageboard!
>especially not In a thread on page 10!
>I need to post the same shitty images from some lazy jap that takes three years to put out four images with the exact same cookie cutter personality

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>>46150509
You didnt answer my question. Why do you come here when you clearly hate this place? You know normal people dont enter threads they hate and spam them, right?

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>>46150518
>normal people don't
You answered your own question, anon.

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>>46150518
>three posts
>spam
The absolute state
You're fucking pathetic holy shit, get a bigger victim complex.

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>>46150410
Based version

>>46150506
Cringe version

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>>46150508
They want attention. You give it. It doesn't matter when or in what context you do it, you give attention and this feeds the troll.
>but the thread is almost dead
Doesn't matter, not an excuse. You fed the troll. You retard. You play right into his hands. You don't understand what a troll is. You're like a child. You think that if you engage with the troll it will go away? No! Engagement is what they come here for.
>b-but what if I tell him to go kill himself
That's engagement. It's what trolls want.
>b-but I'm being really mean
Doesn't matter. They thrive on your anger. They thrive on your reactions. You will never do anything except strenghen the troll when you respond to it, when you ask questions, when you tell it to fuck off, all of this is what the troll wants. It wants engagement. Stop giving it
>Hurrr duurrr huurrr I'm just asking
No! No you are not just asking, you are engaging the troll. Stop.
>b-but
No! No engagement. This is absolutely fundamental, basic stuff. I can't comprehend how there are people on 4chan, fully grown adults supposedly, who do not understand the psychology of the troll.
STOP TALKING TO HIM. STOP REPLYING TO HIM. YOU ARE FEEDING HIM AN ENDLESS STREAM OF CHEAP DOPAMINE.

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>>46150506
I wish a nice lady showed me butterfly knife tricks on my birthday.

[Anonymous No.]

>when your gymbro neighbor suddenly sprouts horns and a tail

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>>46150551
>j-j-j-just stop talking to him
How's that been working out with mick and others so far, huh? They don't need anyone to reply to them, they are mentally ill enough to keep it up even if everyone ignores them.

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>>46150581
Normally that's when mods step in and ban them but you know how mods in this shithole are

[Anonymous No.]

So anyways now that KC's game is basically a vaporware scam what're some actually good monster girl games? MGD is pretty good but fuck me it's dev process is slow as hell.

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>>46150532
>>46150575
>still not answering the question
does it cause you pain? The knowledge that you'll be yet another forgotten footnote as these threads will go on, no matter how hard you try to shit it up?

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>>46150586
>mods don't do their job
>lets blame regular posters for that
this is exactly what is wrong with "just ignore it" mentality. Instead of adressing the problem it shifts the blame on sane people because they are supposedly not ignoring le troll hard enough.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm tempted to post nipple. Jannies aren't doing their jobs.

[Anonymous No.]

The fact is that I don't understand it

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>>46150595
Thank you for your sacrifice if you decide to go for it.

[Anonymous No.]

A lot of cute Elves in shows lately.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46150595
I doubt they'd bother cleaning up the actual garbage if you did.

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>>46150592
I can post wherever I please. I realize this might not make sense to some buck broken drone like you but on 4chinz you can post in more than one place!

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>>46150599
>>46150606
They won't ban mick, they won't ban discord troons, they won't ban any of the other faggots that shit these threads up. But you'll ban me. Fuck you janny. Nigger.

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>>46150615
Which subreddits are you on?

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>>46150615
So you're a crossboarder. See? Progress!
Now we can work out why you're so angry and attention-starved. Mom didnt love you enough?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46150635
You're still giving him everything he wants. The only the thing he wants. I don't get it. Why?

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>>46150633
Respect. See you on Friday.

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>>46150633
I'm going down with you

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>>46150634
Why, /r/kenkoucross of course!

>>46150635
Yes, Anon. I use the imageboard like an imageboard and visit different ones to discuss and post about their specific niches. Like how I post about monster girls on /jp/ until some sperg (that's you) has a complete mental shutdown when people post things you dislike like monster girl sports.

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>m
every goddamn time

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>>46150673

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>>46150633
>>46150655
Hey what happened? I thought you were gonna dab on janny epic style?

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>>46150670
>seething gap poster
There we go! So that's why you're upset-because the thread rejected you and your disgusting fetish!
Sorry anon, but offtopic posting is pretty much all you can do at this point.
>>46150642
This is why. Talking helps us understand the kind of jealous losers that come to shit this place up.

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>>46150655
God I didn’t even like bug girls before Regura, he needs to hurry up and make more.

[Anonymous No.]

>132 posts deleted in one thread
Someone really wants us kicked out of /jp/ I see

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>>46150706
I took no part in the gape posting. Im just making fun of you for STILL being a booty blasted fag over it when there's been anons posting about having Kikimoras piss on them or turning into tentacle monsters for years now.

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>>46150721
Nah, just some autistic puritan mad that someone posted a fetish he doesn't like and instead of being an adult about it we have to deal with his tantrum

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>>46150724
>Kikimoras piss on them or turning into tentacle monsters for years now
Not him, but If you bring Shog into this both can happen if you think about it enough since she could shapeshift into a Kikimora.