Rinnosuke/General

[Anonymous No.]

Do you think Zun will ever put Rinnosuke in a actual canon touhou game, and if so, what role?

Will the fans bitch about him putting a male in the games, or is he actually well liked?

I for one think that Rinnosuke is a true bro.

[Anonymous No.]

Ask shrinemaiden.

[Anonymous No.]

vampire raper

[Suigin !fKazami5bE No.]

>a actual canon touhou game
no he will put him in a fanon touhou game hurrrrrr

[Anonymous No.]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=02q4YVg6cPE

[Anonymous No.]

>>4611773
Give me a game adaption of Acting on Instinct.

[Anonymous No.]

What would Rinnosuke do in a game? He's a shop keeper, not a vampire-demon-thing slaying danmaku factory. Any of his appearances would be confined to ending cinematics.

[Anonymous No.]

Rinnosuke is only good for his sex appeal

[Anonymous No.]

ZUN would make either an Ikari Warriors ripoff starring Rinnosuke, or a Metal Slug ripoff starring Rinnosuke. It'd be the first and only good game ZUN ever makes.

[Anonymous No.]

Yukari flirting with Rinnosuke would be great filler for the touhou anime

She can just be plopping her tits on his shoulders while he's reading and he tells her to gtfo since he'd rather read his books than fuck a hag

SEXUAL TENSION

[Anonymous No.]

>>4611808
ZUN will never put him in a game, but if he did fight, it'd be geared up with enough magic items to sink a battleship.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4611898
Rinnosuke pleasures himself with a m a s s a g e r?

[Anonymous No.]

>>4611898
>Yukari flirting with Rinnosuke would be great filler for the touhou anime
No. Fuck you.

[Anonymous No.]

Do we have to remind you that Rinnosuke not only found Masamune or some shit over at Marisa's, but he also has a gun

[Anonymous No.]

>>4611999
I fucking love this image so much

[Anonymous No.]

Rinnosuke BUILT Marisa's mini-hakkero, I think he could tear shit up if he really wanted to.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4611999
what

so he just stole a sword from Marisa's?

[Anonymous No.]

A Very Rinnosuke Christmas

[Anonymous No.]

>>4612030
He traded something for it
I think he repaired the MH and asked for it as payment

[Anonymous No.]

>>4611773
New system: shop between the levels, with Rinnosuke as the shop keeper.
What do you mean, it's not gonna happen?

[Anonymous No.]

He gets posessed by something and it is a stage 5 boss or extra boss, that would be nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4611898
Rinnosuke has a wife.
They match color schemes.
ZUN agreed. Don't bother him about it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4612053
It would be better than getting the right UFO for lives and bombs, just change the green things for money, it is a shitty score system anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

what is the name of the 4koma series where all touhous want to seduce Rinnosuke?

[Anonymous No.]

>>4612025
Indeed. If he could craft the thing that powers Marisa's annihilation of love, he could craft other magic items.

Scratch that. He's more useful as the item shop guy providing for the girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4611999
I thought the sword was said to be Kusanagi, one of the three divine treasures of Japan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4612122
That's the one~

[Anonymous No.]

>>4612064
>ZUN agreed
What is this

[Anonymous No.]

>>4612087
Shopkeepers are incredibly dangerous if they actually decide to use their stock.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4612122

Which technically sort of makes him the emperor of Japan, if he were to challenge the current dynasty

[None !BounDarIes No.]

We need a Buront-san game.

[Arcueid Brunestud !ARCIkc4cG6 No.]

>>4612142

Oh God, I get it now. Touhou is all a silly metaphor for Japanese history and politics.

[Anonymous No.]

We all agree Rinnosuke would let us live at Kourindou in exchange for knowledge of the outside world, right?
I need to pack my things

[Anonymous No.]

>>4612188
He would say that your lying.

If your logic isn't as ass-backwards as his, he isn't going to believe you.

"NO, DINOSAURS WERE REALLY THAT BIG"

[Anonymous No.]

>>4612188
He would say that you're lying.

If your logic isn't as ass-backwards as his, he isn't going to believe you.

"NO, DINOSAURS WERE REALLY THAT BIG"

[Anonymous No.]

>>4612198
Oh fuck, I didn't think of that!
I guess I can at least teach him how to use crap

[Anonymous No.]

>>4612188
>He goes to Gensokyo to live with a man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4612200
Of course he'll believe me, because I brought half a library with me to Gensokyo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4612180
I thought that already existed?

[Anonymous No.]

>>4612209
Rinnosuke is a fun character.

I have ambitions in Gensokyo that are greater than getting laid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4611773
He is well liked, but there's no reason to put him into any Touhou Game without him being a plot-teller.
Remember that he has no danmaku skills whatsoever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4612209
>He actually believes he'll be able to live elsewhere
>Reimu's? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>Human Village? Enjoy your homelessness
>Anywhere else? Enjoy your death

[Arcueid Brunestud !ARCIkc4cG6 No.]

>>4612254

in b4

>hurp blurp no one dies in gensokyo

[Anonymous No.]

>>4612254
Death in Gensokyo doesn't seem too bad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4612254
The human village does provide housing to outsiders that decide to live there, actually. You get a shack in the bad side of town.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4612254
I'm pretty sure theres a system for the outsiders who want to stay in Gensokyo. At least the ones that wander in via the shrine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4612271
I was arguing with you in another Touhou thread
The Yukari one

[Anonymous No.]

>>4612294

Oh Christ Almighty, are you fucking dick-slurping fag-fucks going to have another gigantic shit-fest like the Yukari thread?

Are you REALLY going to keep making up dumb shit and trying to pass it off as Canon? Are you going to keep inventing your own faggotry and trying to insert it with shitty explanations that serve as a way for you to LISTEN TO YOUR OWN SELF TALKING ABOUT SHIT NOBODY CARES ABOUT?

You're ten times worse than tripfags, and you should go jump in a vat of molten metal ASAP. I'm fed up with you fags spreading your misinformation, lies, and fanfiction while trying to pass it off as truth by bullshitting your way through.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4612324

[Anonymous No.]

>>4612064
You know, I've always wondered about Tokiko's powerlevel. Apparently Reimu called her strong.

"I tried to exterminate it with a surprise attack, but it retaliated! It was pretty cocky and strong. I let my guard down, so I didn't expect shots to come from behind..."

I wonder what Tokiko's danmaku is like. Also a tidbit I learned through that brief reread of the first CoLA is that Kourin also prepares Reimu's gohei.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4612335

YES YOU FUCKING TROLLING FAGGOT I AM FRUSTRATED WITH YOUR LIES, YOUR FANFICTION, AND YOUR BULLSHIT.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4612324

[Anonymous No.]

>>4612344
Hey
Guess what
Nothing really. I respect your opinion but I believe it was canonically stated there was a ghetto for outsiders.
Even if it wasn't, common sense would say there should be some form of housing for the few outsiders that decide not to go back

[Suigin !fKazami5bE No.]

>>4612324
oh god this so much

[Anonymous No.]

>>4612340
It's like I'm really fighting the third prismriver in TH09, but she spams her level 3's the entire round

[Anonymous No.]

>>4612324
Your tears make Yukari forcefully orgasm with glee.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4612357
>>4612356

IIIIIIIIIIII
DO NOT
GIVE A SHIIIIIIIIIIIT


I am not one of the pathetic faggots arguing whose fanfiction is better ITT. I'm just an ordinary /jp/ poster sick to death of you shit-for-brains wastes of LIFE constantly fucking circlejerking over your bullshit and having pointless fucking arguments about which fanfiction reigns supreme.

WHO THE FUCK CARES, YOU ARE SHITTING UP /JP/ WITH THIS

[Anonymous No.]

dont argue about this here nerds

[Anonymous No.]

>>4612366

Yes, yes, I know you're a shitty troll. You're about on the same level as KoG.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4612370
One man's trash is another's treasure.

[Anonymous No.]

>shit-for-brains wastes of LIFE constantly fucking circlejerking over your bullshit and having pointless fucking arguments
>posts in /jp/

come again?

[Anonymous No.]

>>4612370
>ZUN
>fanfiction

[Anonymous No.]

>>4612324
touhou sucks anyways

[Anonymous No.]

Wow, I pushed someone off the deep end and I didn't even try. Go me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4612391

[Anonymous No.]

>>4612382

Passing off your fanfiction as canon by slapping ZUN's name on it won't fool anyone, dickhead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4612380

KEEP YOUR TRASH OFF /JP/

STOP SHITTING IT UP EVEN MORE

THESE THREADS ARE PURE FUCKING CANCER

YOU ARE THE CANCER KILLING /JP/

[Anonymous No.]

>>4612411
>implying that /jp/ wasn't always shit
deal with it, nerd

[Anonymous No.]

>>4612411

[Anonymous No.]

>>4612420
>>4612422

>posting cirno

get out of /jp/, cancerous fanfiction-writing /a/friends'

[Anonymous No.]

>>4612420

and you are making it shittier

get the fuck out of /jp/

herbs for shitty fanfiction

[Anonymous No.]

WHY YOU GUYS SO MAD

[Anonymous No.]

These trolls would be funnier if they weren't so transparent.

[Anonymous No.]

>This thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4612430
>implying that I frequently browse /jp/
>implying that you can make /jp/ worse
he mad

[Anonymous No.]

stop bumping this piece of shit, mouthbreathers

[Anonymous No.]

Best thread on /jp/

[Anonymous No.]

Heterosexual.

[Anonymous No.]

>SOME FAGGOT BITCHING ABOUT PEOPLE MAKING UP SHIT FOR TOUHOU, A SERIES WHERE 90% OF EVERYTHING POPULAR ABOUT IT IS FANMADE.
>HE'S STILL RIGHT ABOUT EVERYTHING BEING TERRIBLY BAD

[NukuAnon !KkQuCBjG6M No.]

wow, nerd rage? seriously anon you're not gonna make a difference, in fact your not helping matters.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm debating between forming a counter-argument for the raging anon, or posting a bunch of fanon stuff to piss him off more...

[Anonymous No.]

>>4612489
nukuanon's here, thread just got shittier

[Anonymous No.]

>>4612469
if you read the thread he's bitching about you'd know that it was a civil debate using 100% canon sources

[Anonymous No.]

Nobody wants to read your long-winded bullshit fanfiction about Touhou. Cleverly disguising it as an argument and ZUN's word won't fool anyone. Fuck off back to /a/ or Bunbunmaru.

[Anonymous No.]

>this thread
At first I thought everyone was trolling
Now I'm not so sure

[Anonymous No.]

>>4612498

>posting a bunch of fanon stuff to piss him off more...

Worse than Arcueid.

Worse than KoG.

Worse...than White Ren.

2/10

[Anonymous No.]

>>4612502
>Nobody wants to read.
Then don't read it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4612503
nah, they're trolling. don't doubt your instincts

[Anonymous No.]

>>4612508
Cuts like a knife, man.

[Tohno ♥ ‮ufiaw iam si iganiM ‪‪‪‬ !!UhnG3iuGcmC No.]

I for one might bitch about him putting a male in the games.
One of the things I like most about touhou is how few men it has.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4612503

The trolls have begun writing shitty fanfiction and calling it ZUN's word

[Anonymous No.]

>>4612522
That's true, but it leads to a dramatic increase in faceless male rapes. I'd rather have some men with personality to do my rapes.

That, or more awesome artist self-inserts.

[Anonymous No.]

>Comes back from drinking tea and playing with my cat
>Rinnosuke thread turned into yet another shitstorm
Stay classy, /jp/.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4612527
For the record, we don't call it ZUN's word, unless its cited from some canon source. You'll see a lot of "maybe" and "probably" and "I think" in the discusions.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4612536

STOP MAKING "CHARACTER/GENERAL" THREADS

IT ATTRACTS SHITPOSTING FANFICTION WRITING ANONS LIKE SUGAR ATTRACTS ANTS

POST IMAGES AND SHUT THE FUCK UP

[Anonymous No.]

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[Anonymous No.]

>>4612536
Don't tell me you didn't expect anything less.

[Tohno ♥ ‮ufiaw iam si iganiM ‪‪‪‬ !!UhnG3iuGcmC No.]

>>4612528
I'd rather just have less rapes.. by men anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4612536
It's like you're really Rinnosuke.

[Anonymous No.]

lmao this thread is hilarious! normally i just go to /b/ but i forgot how much fun watching pathetic nerds yell at each other about shitty japanese games. already gone to shit, no trolling required. fuck yeah

[Anonymous No.]

>>4612563
i dont believe you're really from the /b/
>frynarrowingeyes.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>4612563

It even has fanfiction, just like /b/

[Anonymous No.]

>>4612571
.../b/ has fanfiction?
Of what?

[Anonymous No.]

HERPITY DERPITY DERP CAPSLOCK

[Anonymous No.]

/jp/ could probably translate this if it decided to.

http://touhou.wikia.com/wiki/Curiosities_of_Lotus_Asia:_Chapter_26

[Anonymous No.]

Marcus, I personally find quite amusing the fact that you basically orgasm over the ideal of the "true bro" when in fact you have no really close male friends and never did. The true bro, to you, is some sort of awesome super-hero, a perfect form, yet something you have never really encountered, never actually been to anyone else. Despite no real experience with this concept and no real ground for your views you continue to spout "bro" nonsense as if it is perfect wisdom straight from the mouth of God. There is something seriously fucked up in that, and perhaps your parents were right in taking you to see a psychologist.

Is that what the bro is to you? He chooses you over the girls that never liked you, he is the family that you never had. Rather than fantasizing about a good family or a girlfriend, out of hatred for women and parents you form this unrealistic idea of a "true bro" who is essentially a replacement for the other people who were supposed to care about you and, in a sense, love you.

I pity you, I really do.

[NukuAnon !KkQuCBjG6M No.]

>>4612602
wow...deep....

[Anonymous No.]

>>4612614
wow... shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>4612602
You're not allowed to examine the concept of the true bro.

That's just wrong. Bros are the fucking shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>Hey guys, lets talk about Rinnosuke.
>HOLY FUCK YOU'RE KILLING /JP/

[Anonymous No.]

>>4612665
>this surprises you

[Anonymous No.]

>>4612687
I wish it still did...

[Nadie No.]

KAME KAME HAAAAAA
BANCKAIIII

[Anonymous No.]

>>4612665


>Hey guise let's write fanfiction about Rinnosuke
>YOU'RE KILLING /JP/

fixed

[Anonymous No.]

/jp/, I have to be honest with you: I know what's happened here, and I don't approve of it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4612808
Its all in how you look at it, anon.