Monster Girl Thread

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The girl your mom warned you about.

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>>46114640
>that shoulder hip ratio and chin
alp spotted

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>>46114648
oh

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>>46114640
I was hoping she was right.

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You know, it's a nice and hot Summer on the south hemisphere countries with those golden beaches and romantic afternoons. Wouldn't it be nice to go on a nice short vacation to those beaches with your Danuki auntster? Of course she could cover those costs for you

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>>46114640
>muscular man with tits
Even Alps 0.1 second after transformation are less gay than this

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>>46114679
The cold winter is better, perfect for cozying up indoors and sharing body heat with undead girls or ice elementals.

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>>46114690
Of course, by canon standards Alps become even hotter and more feminine that Succs because their feminine desires are too strong and become their ideal feminine version.

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>>46114679
I'm not sure because there's always a catch with "them"

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>>46114749
Sorry, but those breaths are happily married.

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>>46114724
having an ecidna grandma is great for those wild family reunions

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This time, I'm gonna be the one to give Miss Whitehorn hot chocolate, and not the other way around! She'll never see it coming!

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>>46114859
that's white(horn) day

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gonna get a mail order jiangshi bride

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>>46114915
>Open the box
>Its a ghoul.
>"Huh? No way Anon, I'm totes a jangy! Look, I even got the funny sticker on my head and everything!"
>"Watch, I can even hop!"
>She then pounces on Anon.

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I miss her so much anons...

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>try raiding an ancient dragon knight tomb
>wake up a dragon zombie
>she keeps saying we're bonded and we have to go save the world or something
>have to ride on her back while she flies around gassing order villages
goddamn it I was just looking for treasure

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>>46114964
good anons here don't care about the game. Cease this doomposting.

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>>46114982
And you found the best treasure.

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>>46114994
>"If you tell me the real treasure was the friends we found along the way I'm retiring."

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>>46114735
I wanna force my newly alped roommate to give me a blowjob.

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>>46114940
im going to reseal the box immeditialy, return it, and give the danukizon product a 1 star review
im gonna then rob the jianghshi from the local mist place

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>>46114964
I just wish KC would cancel it rather leave it in the limbo it's in right now.

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>>46115030
>force
I'm not sure that's how alps work.

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>>46115035
CNC is a thing you know. I'm sure some Alps would be into it.

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>>46115035
See >>46115053 this guy gets it.

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>>46114982
there's plenty of looting to be had during a zombie outbreak
it's the gift that keeps on giving

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>>46115053
I'm sure some alps are former machinists but I'm not sure what that has to do with consent.

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Thirsty?

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>>46115053
>No dorky alp wife to machine a perfect replica of your dick out of the biggest hunk of titanium stock she could find
Suffering... No, I don't care that this is gremlin territory.

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>>46115053
I'd love to play some CnC aka Command and Conquer with a cute alp

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>>46115096
>Play Command and Conquer with alp gf while fucking her
The dream

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>>46115103
Game first, sex later. Whoever wins gets to be the dom

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>valentines day came and went
>all of a sudden a bunch of anons really want an Alp gf
Hmmmm...

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>>46115037
It will obviously be cancelled, there's no way he could delivers on such huge promises with the spare time of a Japanese salaryman and only being a single dev. I'm not dooming, I'm just being realistic.

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Alpshit was a mistake and always has been.

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>>46115124
I assure you, there is no correlation between these facts.

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>>46115079
Licking stuff off clothes sounds pretty awful, actually.

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>>46114964
I prefer my grape juice without the fermentation

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>>46114964
I didn't much care for the imp but seeing her redrawn like that easily made me like her even more

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>>46115150
Everything was a mistake. Everything.

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>>46115138
I wouldn't call it dooming at all, I remember people saying 3 years back that he should really lower the scope of his game if he ever wants it to see the light of day.
I think He just didn't realize just how insane it is to build a whole game by yourself, especially with a first time dev and with that kind of scope.
The writing alone would could take years to do and refine. what with all the conditions and options.

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>>46115163
I know, it should be from bare skin

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>>46115193
time is irrelevant but i would like to see the holstaur cgs someday, regardless of medium

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>>46115177
It's the one thing that excites me the most about MGERPG. Seeing older MGs getting much needed facelift is great, my favorite thus far has to be Werecat

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>>46115241
the Tom glowup was quite something
leotard+ hotpants combo hard to beat too

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MGERPG feels like a sound that an cheshire would make, some unholy combination of meow, mreow, grr and god knows what else, just MGREOWRRRGR

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>>46114964
My adorable wife werekot got content so I'm pretty happy with the demo desu.

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>>46115261
I will never stop misreading it as MPREG

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I want to sniff and lick a heroine.

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>>46115241
Same. Really hoping stuff like giant slug or bee gets a new, better look.

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>>46115270
damn heroine addicts

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>>46115275
Heroine milk.

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>>46115241
And cait sith. Don't forget her.

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>>46115275
I can quit any time I want

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>>46115294
Nah, it's trash. Go fuck yourself.

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>>46115193
The game was most likely killed by Japanese ~honor~ autism, my guess is that KC postponed the first update too much and wanted to add something extra to make up for the time people waited, which again took too much time and he keep looping around.
I think up until the profiles started coming out regularly again he was really grinding away at the game, but the encyclopedia refocus marks the de-facto death of MGE RPG even if KC is too shamed to admit it.

Still scummy to keep people hanging, there's probably a fair amount of those who subscribed to help fund the game.

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>>46115270
You wouldn't even last 5 seconds sniffing a heroin's suit. How do you expect to luck the real deal without mindbreaking?

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>>46115316
if they hadn't figured that out by now they got bigger problems than 5$. spare the sympathy

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>>46115316
Man, that's sad. I don't wanna be sad.
I wanna cuddle undeads instead.

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>>46115316
>there's probably a fair amount of those who subscribed to help fund the game.
The numbers don't really seem to change? As is patreon standard, most people forget.
I know a patron that has 14 subscribers with the last update saying the guy will die soon and can't update anymore.
If you want honor autism it was a pretty shameful display to take the poll then ignore the results AND go radio silent on game updates.

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Guys there's a fucking Ushi-Oni outside my house. She's been knocking on my door asking if anyone's home for 15 minutes now. I'm so fucking scared to answer it I know what will happen if she knows I'm here, but if I don't answer it she'll probably let herself inside anyway. What do I do? What the FUCK do I do?!

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>>46115355
Just be a man and let her in. Show some politeness.

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>>46115355
Don't be a pussy. What's the worst she can do?

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>>46115329
Same

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>Curse you Patty The Papillion!

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>>46115363
>>46115379
She'll fucking rape me and destroy my house if I let her in!

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go outside then

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>>46115383
I want to impregnate a little zombie, or any little undead as long as she has those hips and thighs

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>>46115407
I'm gonna dig up an old meme up for this reply. Doesn't matter, had sex.

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>>46115407
This as opposed to her destroying your house and raping you if you don't let her in. Tick tock, Anon, tick t

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>>46115407
Wrong. She will destroy your house if you don't let her in. If you do, the worst she can do is trash your bedroom and your hips.

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>>46115406
The fox marriage trap always works. Good bye bloodline, hello fluff addiction.

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>>46115329
Man I bet cuddling an undead would be the best solution for this scorching Summer

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>>46115407
>Waaaaahhhhh I'm gonna get raped and my pelvis crushed!
Boo fucking hoo you baby. Just get it over with already, we all get raped someday.

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>>46115414
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>>46115489
I will NOT let the Ushi-Oni into my house to rape me. I will barricade my doors and take a stand to defend myse

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>>46115523
I'm sure your funny door will save you when she calls for her Sand Worm friend.

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>>46115523
Damn, she was already in the house, anon never stood a chance...

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>>46115555
He forgot about the spider's ability to skitter through inexplicably small openings. It's not just the devil bugs.

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>>46115489
Gonna start ugly crying when a monster girl rapes me until it gets to awkward for her.

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>>46115656
I don't think crying tears of joy is gonna discourage her.

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>>46115751
You need to wear your wedding ring(s) so that you can show off that you are already taken

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>>46115835
What's the point of posting a giant tit monster without the giant tits.

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It's only logical for men to date younger monsters, they have energy and you need a bright light in your life.

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>>46115857
This better?

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>>46115681
Oh trust me, it will be anxiety and panic tear.

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>>46115883
Date? I think you mean marry and reproduce

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>>46116024
Shouldn't you be fucking an angel or a wight or something yourself, Abe?

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I love the enemies-to-lovers trope

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>>46116080
Listen, your ex-rival becoming your now wife is the best way to run it.

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>when you don't accept mage's offer to pay you in return for pretending you are her little brother (platonically)

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>>46116080
Making it all the way to the evil dragons castle, having a grand duel and fighting her to a stale mate, neither can triumph but in recognition of anons bravery she offers a bargain that spares the neighboring human kingdom at least until their daugther comes of age.

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>>46116135
I can see a little too much.

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Monster bushes?

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>>46116135
...So your just doing it for free?

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>>46114640
>>46114735
Fucking ugly tranny art

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It's over.

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>accidentally posted a couple of chapters instead of setting them as drafts

Whoops. For anyone who's already seen them, I'm getting to the Demon stuff now.

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>>46116219
A dork that is 4x weak against belly rubs

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I like big small wans

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>>46116024
>I think you mean marry and reproduce
That too, but maybe a bit later.

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>>46116080
>>46116107
>>46116138
Sleeping with your nemesis isn't winning don't give up. You can best the monster if you have hope

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This is the fate the Order wants you to protect from.

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>>46116345
Mans rightful place, beneath a wan.

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you have to come out of the MCV eventually commander anon, your command staff want to celebrate your victory

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big wans

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>>46116345
>sending their soldiers straight into that same fate
I don't think that's true. Maybe the high charges at the order really are just mamono.

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>>46116420
New orders just came in, for questioning the higher up, you have been assigned to a solo patrol on the border

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>>46116420
Fodder soldiers have a nasty habit of just being picked up and taken, 'tis a noble duty entering a battle with 0 chance of being able to fight back...

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>>46116420
I fucking knew it. But i won't be silen

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>spec ops kikis are cutting through the bulkhead
it's so over bros

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>wurms in the escape tunnel
we never stood a chance

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>Baphomet hijacked the aetherial currents the emergency teleportation network was on
Never stood a chance

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>troll behind the counter of the cafeteria
ALL IS LOST

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>Shog radios listening in the whole time
It never even started...

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>GPS satellites? Unmanned drones? Fucking laser sights?
>The more crutches you have, the more it hurts when they're kicked out from under you.

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Man, why the artist gotta draw furry shit. I like those two.

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>oomukade poisoning the groundwater.
Why even try...

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>>46116546
Does an artist drawing something you don't like ruin it for you completely?
On topic this picture is giving me major halfway to hell vibes.

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Dogs are man's best friend, so I have nothing to fear from Hellhounds. I'm gonna go up to one and tell her she's a good girl and see how she reacts.

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>>46116651
Something like this most likely.

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>>46116651
>instantly TAMED
>all pride gone
>daughters are all kobolds

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I will simply throw off any monster girl solicitors attempting to break into my house by launching into a rendition of "Who Could It Be Now"

>group of would-be rapists bang on my door
>"Open up anon, we know you're in th-"
>WHO CAN IT BE KNOCKING AT MY DOOR?
>GO AWAY, DON'T COME ROUND HERE NO MORE
>"Too bad, prepa-"
>CAN'T YOU SEE THAT IT'S LATE AT NIGHT
>I'M VERY TIRED, AND I'M NOT FEELING RIGHT
>"You're sick? W-we can come back with some medi-"
>ALL I WISH IS TO BE ALONE
>STAY AWAY, DON'T YOU INVADE MY HOME
>"Girls, I think there's something wrong with anon, we have to get in there and help him!"
>BEST OFF IF YOU HANG OUTSIDE
>DON'T COME IN, I'LL ONLY RUN AND HIDE
>Lead girl kicks down the door only to find anon grooving on the dining table yelling WHO CAN IT BE NOW in between riffs on a sax
>Girls are very confused except for the Bunyip who's clapping along and asks if anon if he can perform "Down Under" next

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>>46116345
>>46116676
Whats with this phenomenon of men wanting to be submissive towards women?

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>>46116690
Men like to feel like there actually wanted for once in there lives. Hard to do that if someone never initiates.

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>>46116683
>except for the Bunyip who's clapping along and asks if anon if he can perform "Down Under" next
kek

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White bois belong to the big wans.

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>>46116807
Wan - Pale or tired or weak.
You have a WAN face about you, boy.

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>>46116807
It's the other way around. We just let the hounds think that so they don't feel bad

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>>46116833
Bigger WAN bigger fluff to huff

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>>46116833
Do humans ACTUALLY, LITERALLY call themselves wan?

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>>46115323
I literally signed up the Patreon to support KC. Nothing more, nothing less. If this somehow causes you some kind of angst I suggest you get over it.

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>so he showed me this gadget he brought from earth, told me it was a car polisher
>now I'm not sure what a car is, I think it's a vehicle of some kind but it doesn't really matter
>the point is it feels amazing on the scales, you should ask your husband for one

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how do i learn clown magic from bogies?

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>>46116973
Sign up for the clown college.

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>>46116690
Chemicals in the water

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>>46115624
snakes are so pretty and elegant...

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I will not be WAN'd OR TOM'd

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>>46116135
>(platonically)
okay, yeah. sure. uh-huh. i bet.

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Human men are made for...

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>>46117121
The fat, bald ones will just let you do it.

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https://archiveofourown.org/works/53809018/chapters/136233601

Where be the faggot that called me an engagement fag last thread? Apologize or be Alped. It's a Demon story. Granted, it starts with her as a human. More chapters incoming with mom embracing her fate as her son's devoted Demon wife.

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>>46117116
okay, JERRY

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>>46117137
MY CAPTCHA WAS RAT HOW DID THEY

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>>46116690
It feels nice?

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>>46117121
Hellhounds.

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>>46117131
>Analingus
No thanks

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>>46117177
Thank you for pointing that out. I thought I'd removed it.

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>>46117131
>mother-son monster incest
fucking finally. bookmarking for later

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>>46116960
I really like dragons but I wish they covered a bit more, I can't take one on a date dressing like this

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>>46117180
Cute cat. Would study the arcane arts with her.

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"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice
"You must be," Said the cat, "Or you wouldn't have come here"

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Imagine what life was like for ancient Not!Greece in MGE
>Centaurs wearing little to no clothes their tits bouncing with every clop of their hooves
>Medusas aren’t tired of the “I’m already rock hard joke yet”
>Lamias whole tricking a man into thinking she’s a normal human woman with a twisted leg isn’t obvious
>Minotaurs no longer have GPS to rely on and get lost everywhere having to meekly ask for directions
>Holsts are much closer in body and mind to their minotaur cousins meaning much more muscle milk
>Harpies lovely bird songs can be heard all over the countryside
>Cyclopses being gullible enough to believe “Nobody” is a name
>No longer have to settle for jinkos if you want a big cat as lion girls are abundant
>Blue beautiful warm water filled with all manners of mermaids, scyllas, mersharks and krakens
>Satyroses producing the best wine to ever grace your lips made of ancient long dead grape species
>Weresheep are still the same as they ever were with slightly less wool
>Slave markets filled with any girl you could desire
>Desert kingdom a short boat ride away
>See the height of Not!Egyptian empire
>Anubises surprisingly fit from all those stone tablets they carry
>Cute and shy cheetah girls that insist on a 7 kilometer run before having sweaty post cardio sex
>Pharaohs having pissing contests building grander and larger pyramids that you can watch be built in real time
>Sphinxes coming up with unique and never heard before riddles

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I still want a Baphomet, Lilim, Ocelomeh, Pharaoh, Dragon, Lich, Wight, High Orc, Hellhound, Chimera, Nurarihyon, Inari, Youko, Wyvern, Dragon Zombie, and Manticore to dom me. Tremble ye mighty, and look upon my lust and despair.

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Are all foxes perverts?

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>>46117352
I can't help but to prefer girls from the upper end of the power and rarity scale, too.

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>>46117393
I could write entire paragraphs about why I love them, but in the end it comes down to my liking these species in particular, and their way of manifesting the divine feminine.

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i like the simple girls
like wurms, p'orcs, trolls, holsts, kikis, and bogies more

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>>46117393
I GRANT YOU A UNICORN WIFE.
Her name is Rarity!

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>>46117460
Pharoh's are very good civilization Anon. So props to you.

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>>46117364
Absolutely not.

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Imagine being a child miner after your parents sold you off and becoming the property of a hellhound lol

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>>46117505
What a quality image.

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>>46117479
I wouldn't necesarily state it's purely from a civilizational perspective. I also enjoy savage women. I suppose I stand between Howard and Lovecraft on that subject, seeing the beneficial qualities of both.

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>>46117505
>tfw your parents sold u to a rich wock from wonderland
>and shes looking at your legs way too much

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>>46117460
I think I understand what you mean, some species like Wight, Pharaoh and Dragon just have the highest feminine forms.

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>>46117364
Yes, but some are better at hiding it than others

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>>46114964
I love cunny!
I love cunny!
I love cunny!

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Gonna sell myself on the black market for way more money than i'm worth and donate it to mamono in need.

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>>46117780
The RSPCS?

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>>46117780
This anon is about to be bought by an entire village pooling its money together

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The fox hags at the grocery store saw me going to the instant ramen section, they asked me to follow them to customer service since I am obviously lost and not being taken care of. I am over 30 god damn it. I ain't no shota despite these hag foxes fawning over me in such a way.

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It's Birbday--post birbs.

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>>46117842
Stop forcing this gay shit, men do not wants a woman past her prime with no eggs

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>>46117780
>get bought
>rich monster comes to take you away
>tell them that there is one last place you must go
>arrive at the monster shelter for less popular monsters
>hand over the entire bag of money that was used to buy you
>they all cry in joy and thank you as a saint
>rich monster feels a little guilty about intending to fucked the shit out of such a good person
>but on the other hand, she starts ovulating as she imagines you being a good husband and father

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>>46117864
>wants
Fuck i meant want

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>>46117864
>>46117872
Stop being homosexual anon

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>>46117864
Eh I'll take a fox hag. I aint picky.

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>>46117864
Foxes get more fertile with age.

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>>46117864
Man, you don't know me at ALL. I'm a man who wants exactly that.

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This damn old fox!
Needs kit correction!

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>>46117137
And in one simple stroke all of Germany got a mouse wife.

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>>46117920
Mice and bugs are low on the hierarchy now, but there was a time when Europe KNELT...

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>>46117900
>Buy your fox an aftermarket kit for her Honda.
>She gets surprisingly into it.
>Six months later, she's knee deep in the underground, illegal street racing circuit.
Shit.

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would it be weird for a hellhound to own a cat,
like not even an mg, just a regular housecat that she feeds and takes care of.

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>>46117952
My neighbor had a Maine Coon and it was basically just a dog but in cat form. I could see a Hellhound having one of those.

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This is bad
The fat fox hags are getting more aggressive by the day

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>>46117952
Not at all, Mrs Hellwan would spoil that cat rotten with treats.

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>>46117963
Post small foxes to scare them off.

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>>46117952
>would it be weird for a hellhound to own a cat,
Would it be weird for a hellhound to positively OOZE gap moe?

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>>46117932
Clearly he meant model kits. I bet she'd like trains.

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>>46117932
>>46118057
A fox hag is crying right now and its YOUR fault!

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>>46117864
Is it the single strangest fetish in the thread? You can't even reproduce. It's just pointless sex. And by sex I mean pseudo adoption mommydom

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>>46118100
I have the apology brush ready, all she has to do is present her tails.

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>>46117521
She looks like a nice, trustworthy snowlady who runs an old onsen

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>>46118105
>he thinks they're infertile

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>>46118123
Corpse stuffed with plants needs to be a more common thing.

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>walk up to this crying fox hag at the bus stop
>ask her what's wrong
>she tells me that she just got ghosted by the human she was supposed to go on a date with today
>she laments that she's been turned down again and is still a loser virgin even after two hundred years of being alive
>laugh at her and tell her it 'sucks to suck'
>get on the bus when it arrives and it takes off, splashing water in her face after the wheel passes over a puddle
Stupid hags, LOL.

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>>46118135
Shh, don't ruin their favorite trick.
>"An old woman like me can't get pregnant, it's okay to cum inside."
>One litter and six daughters later
>"Whoops, guess your young sperm was more potent than I thought. No point in stopping now that we're married, teehee!"
Foxes, not even once.

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>>46118152
She is getting milked for that prank

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>>46118152
Well time to punish her trickery with more kids. More then she wants.

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>>46118171
Leave some for your babies.

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>>46118178
>More then she wants.
>then
Ms. Haku is on her way, both for your misspelling and to warn you against making 500+ minimofu

[Anonymous No.]

>>46118205
Ms. Haku should know I was never the best at grammar. Andd 500 isnt that many surely. Its only a few more then six right? I'm sure I can handle it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46118237
You are the reason Ms. Haku drinks after work every day
Well, you and all her co-workers flaunting their newborns
She cries a little bit every time they bring out the baby photos

[Anonymous No.]

Hakutaku are also endangered species, you already know how to help.

[Anonymous No.]

Thank goodness I only take my university lectures from Miss Professor Hakutaku virtually and online. I wouldn't risk going near her in real life, a 25 year old like me wouldn't last a second against a lonely, dusty wombed old heifer like her.

[Anonymous No.]

I will never fuck the nerd cow
I prefer the humble holst or the tomboy mino

[Anonymous No.]

>>46118280
>>46118289
You guys don't know what you're missing, Ms. Haku gives me gold stars for nakadashi.

[Anonymous No.]

>Ms. Haku goes drinking with the demon principal
>bad end bar has an aura of extreme dread
Anon. we are sending you in.

[Anonymous No.]

Gonna build a fake bad end bar inside my house so that i can take advantage of lonely hags at my leisure. They won't suspect a thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46118307
Don't forget some flowers or chocolates; they probably didn't get any for valentines after all

[Anonymous No.]

>>46118307
Drunken depressed hags stewing in their own mana for weeks years...
Imagine being sent in there for maintenance
>Full NBC gear, not one iota of skin is exposed
>A disgusting cocktail of different mana markers coats your suit (or so you're told, you can't smell shit)
>Ancient Order glyphs illegally under your clothes, just for good measure
>Submachine gun loaded with Demon Silver bullets (safety always off), just in case one of the hags is feeling lucky
>Fail anyway because your Cheshire partner poked holes in your filters

[Anonymous No.]

>>46118289
I will never fuck the nerd cow either, but for different reasons.

[Anonymous No.]

>A dark cloud hangs over hagville
>the valentine curse has struck once again
>wailing can be heard for miles even outside of town
>their heads hang low like their breasts
>not a word spoken, just cries of despair
>if a man were to set foot in this forsaken place, all of them would activate and their eyes would glow
>the hunt is on
It is not brave to enter anon, it is just foolish

[Anonymous No.]

>>46118441
Sometimes sacrifices must be made for the greater good. Less Hagville reach critical population mass.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46118441
>Anon walks into Hagville's main bar.
>Eerily lit with the glowing eyes of various mamono.
>Cool. Don't see that in Starter Village.
>He walks up to the bar, where a satyr bartender eyes him warily.
>"What'll it be?"
>She sounds almost alarmed at his presence.
"Uh, I'm just here to meet my penpal."
>The bar grows silent.
>"Your what?" the satyr utters in disbelief.
"He's named Will? Said he'd meet me here, but we wouldn't stay long."
>The bartender gasps.
>In the background somewhere, a glass drops and shatters.
>"Did he mention a full name?"
"O'The Wisp."
>Anon leans in and asks a question of the bartender conspiratorially.
>He knows this is dangerous ground in these parts.
"Do you have Irish people here?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>46118530
Wisp sent this poor anon into a death trap

[Anonymous No.]

>>46118558
To be fair Anon should have seen that coming considering what Wisps are known for... I suppose that's what you can expect from an unlevelled fighter fresh out of Starter Village.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46118530
I bet the satyr bartender is cute, I'm gonna hit on her and ask for her number

[Anonymous No.]

>>46118566
>hit on the bartender
>in front of all those hags
The abyssal screeching would make even the shoggiest of shogs blush

[Anonymous No.]

>>46118576
I'll keep doing it
Best part if she is actually not a hag and is there for an internship since that bar is one of the most dangerous and good for experience

[Anonymous No.]

>Anon's best friend Alps and reveals that he's the reason she's the way she is now
>she expects him to take responsibility
>is shocked when he's enthusiastic about doing just that
>or Anon bullies his best friend's back entrance

>Anon's aunt gets herself transformed into a Satyros thinking it's a first class ticket to marriage
>still gets strung along and dumped causing her depression to get even worse
>the two of them open a case of some Mamono Realm wine and end up crossing the line big time
>or Anon's alcoholic aunt gets him addicted to goat musk

>Anon gets arrested after reporting a camera inside the locker room at his gym
>his Danuki neighbor, a layer, takes his case
>unfortunately, she also charged him and now he's her boytoy
>or Anon gets framed for a crime by his neighbor who gets him so far into debt he spends the rest of his life letting her huff his sweaty balls

[Anonymous No.]

I want a good cow who will be my best friend and not rape me. I heard Highland Holsts are so nice and docile that they wouldn't rape you even if they wanted to (mostly because they can't see you in the first place) and make for good friends. Is this true?

[Anonymous No.]

You wouldn't fall for fox trickery, would you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46118566
I would grab smug satyros auntster by her horn and passionately, PASSONATELY make out with her. Wine goats make me want to kiss them like no other monster does.

[Anonymous No.]

It is the duty of a son to breed his momster.
It is the duty of a nephew to breed his auntster.
It is the duty of a brother to breed his sissters.
It is the duty of a cousin to breed his cousinsters.
It is the duty of a father to breed his daughtersters.
It is the duty of an uncle to breed his niecesters.

If you have any unwed monsters in your family, it is your duty to marry them and breed them. This public service announcement brought to you by Lady Tyrea, 63rd daughter of the Mamono Lord.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46118686
I want to get locked in a basement with Mamono Realm sweetwine all alone with my Satyros aunt. Nothing will go wrong.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46118670
Gonna pull that eyepatch off while buttoning up her shirt. Good things will happen.

[Anonymous No.]

>You're late again, anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>46118686
Wine goat is the perfect monster for a aunster, a momster, and even a childhood friend

[Anonymous No.]

>>46118670
I heard this was a reputable establishment, I will take the job miss fox of the mofukuza. Given you are willing to hire me with no references and no background check since I am a new immigrant from the portal. I will never forget this kindness and no need for silly details like reading employment contracts etc.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46118695
>big family gathering
>someone asks you to go into the basement to get something
>somehow satyros aunt is already down there
>she gives you a sly grin and before you can react, you hear the door being locked behind you
>for some unknown reason, no one seems to be bothered by your and satyros' absence for the next several hours
Getting stuck alone in a wine cellar is probably the most romantic setting for a wine goat

[Anonymous No.]

>>46118777
That sounds incredibly exciting.

>family is tired of Satyros aunt complaining about not finding a man
>realize they've got a son in the family who is just awful with women
>grandma conspires to shove them into the cellar with a bunch of booze
>one year later grandma is cooing over her latest grandchild

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Goodnight Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember that even if you live the isolated, hermit life, eventually a monster girl will find you.
Now, it may be simply be a girl seeking wisdom but she will find you.

Granted, I don't think she expected to travel into the deepest, darkest woods to find a master of gunpla.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46118798
What if it’s just a regular beegirl that got lost looking for flowers

[Anonymous No.]

>>46118798
>literally live under a rock for years
>have rock house stolen by a wurm
>she is in awe by your knowledge that can only be obtained by living under a rock

[Anonymous No.]

>>46118809
Then she will be very impressed with your garden.
Or that you have been living out there alone for so long with a maneater lurking nearby.
A maneater who is now VERY annoyed that her cover was blown.

>>46118812
>"I don't know what a Wasabi is but it sounds very cool."
>'Its a Sazabi and please give my house back.'

[Anonymous No.]

>>46118670
Just one job for the Mofukuza and my debt is paid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46118818
I don’t think the giant plant with teeth that giggle when you walk by is as stealthy as she thinks she is.

[Anonymous No.]

>Hot enough for ya dork?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46118798
>Now, it may be simply be a girl seeking wisdom but she will find you.
This could be any combat monster, scholar or some adventurous idiot seeking knowledge of ancient monks.
>OH WISE ANON OF THE WOODS, WHAT IS YOUR WISDOM?
>"I'm not actually the great philosopher, he's a few blocks deeper"
>oh shit sorry
There is no great philosopher, the forest just confuses people until they leave. Oh sure you could give them real wisdom but screwing with them is funnier.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46118835
I'm gonna slap her tits, that'll put her in her place.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46118836
I can already feel the cheshire beginning to manifest from the amount of tomfoolery involved

[Anonymous No.]

>>46118835
she looks very squishable

[Anonymous No.]

>portals open
>parents go on vacation to Zipangu
>come home
>few months later they go back
>convince me to join them
>have lots of fun
>tour guide is kind of handsy but other than that having a blast
>go to a really cool old-school looking house with the sliding doors and tatami mats and futons
>wake up the next day
>parents are gone
>tour guide still there
>oh they went home?
>they...racked up how much in debt?
>the debt's been settled?
>why are you handing me a brush?
>of course I know how to cook tofu!

Man such cases. 63% of marriages to foxes are due to Mofukuza meddling.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46118835
Is she trying to start a fight? You don't call someone that lightly

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>46118833
Hey, she can muffle it.
And she was just waiting for you to get close.

>>46118836
>"Are you the sage of great wisdom?"
>'No, I am the sage of modest wisdom.'
>"oh......Well, can you share something with me before I leave?"
>'Brew your own coffee, its far cheaper than buying drinks from a coffee store.'

[Anonymous No.]

>You will never have lovey dovey sex with a cute loli pharaoh as she talks about how you're gonna make a new kingdom with her
It's not fair bros!

[Anonymous No.]

>>46118835
I hate my Salamander rival! Let me rest at the inn first!

[Anonymous No.]

>>46118878
would rather build a kingdom of grape and rape

[Anonymous No.]

>>46118878
yeah but that's because i'm hanging out with khepri

[Anonymous No.]

What girls deserve a story that either don't have any or very few?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46118889
ant arachne

[Anonymous No.]

>>46118791
>as the door is locked, mom and grandma high-five each other, very proud of themselves
Sometimes you just got to give them a little nudge in the right direction. Right direction being the direction of the nearest dark and empty room with lockable door.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46118889
I might be living 5 years in the past but I haven't seen many Pyrow stories (I might just be blind)

[Anonymous No.]

Snakes cannot threaten me! I have a big snake catcher that can stop them! I just have to catch them by the throat with it!

[Anonymous No.]

>>46118896
>single men in the family all now incredibly terrified of family gatherings
>single human girls in the family split almost evenly between those willing to get monsterized like their Aunt for a guaranteed husband and those terrified of monsterization

Grandma is gonna have to take drastic action soon if these boys and girls don't get their asses married and breeding. She desires even more grandchildren.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46118911
No one likes pyrows. They just succs, but unironically act like actual whores. What is there to write about? About how pyrow sauntered to anon, offered him a quickie in the bathroom stall, he agreed because her aura made him think it's okay and would be just some fast stress relief with no strings attached, and they fucked and turns out it wasn't a one-time thing at all?
Even though pyrows are committed to one guy, they still conduct themselves like cheap sluts and that isn't a very attractive attitude to many.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46118917
>*destroys big snake catcher*
should have invested in the "beeg snek catcher"

[Anonymous No.]

>>46118917
Do these snake catchers work on Wurms?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46118931
Jokes on you, I don't live anywhere that has hebis. I use my snake catcher to stop rattlesnake lamia from coming close to me.

>>46118935
Sadly no, the catchers are not strong enough to handle Wurms, who are not really snakes, the catchers can only restrain your average lamia, Apophi and Hebis. Likewise they do not work on titanoboa or anaconda lamias, who are simply too big and fat for the snake catchers to stop.

[Anonymous No.]

Guys give it to me straight, if I'm wandering in the forest and happen upon a marriage hungry Unicorn or Centaur, do I have a chance at outrunning her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46118982
Scream Netorare and a Bicorn shall come!

[Anonymous No.]

>>46118982
Depends on the type of forest. You can pretty easily loop around her in tropical forests, but in tundra she will most likely have little trouble chasing you down.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46118982
Just climb a tree like our ape ancestor and swing on the vines. She'll get bored and leave eventually

[Anonymous No.]

>>46118982
Stand still with your arms at your side, she'll think you're a tree and go around you to avoid collision
Trust me

[Anonymous No.]

>>46119017
unicorns got magic and centaurs got bows
seems untenable

[Anonymous No.]

>>46118670
I take the contract for the money. I need to buy more chromes

[Anonymous No.]

>>46118982
Tekeli-li

[Anonymous No.]

I wish to take a Valkyrie on a journey across the world and slowly ease her into the idea that monster girls aren't entirely the bad guys bit by bit.

[Anonymous No.]

>Hebi so fucking mad out of nowhere
>"Anon! I looked in your text messages and saw you texting this fat old human woman called "Mom"! Who the hell is that!? Do you think I wouldn't notice another woman in your life?!"
>"Hebi, that's literally my mom."
>"Yeah, well... uh...! I didn't know that!"

[Anonymous No.]

Miss lilim found my stalker shrine that's dedicated to her

[Anonymous No.]

>>46119294
This annoying moments are the sole reason why I he I and put them in the bad end category

[Anonymous No.]

>>46114624
Seggs with the monaters but the plap is source engine ragdoll collision sfx

[Anonymous No.]

Remember, "shogloaf" is a symptom of a poorly-adjusted Shoggoth working with a poor knowledge of human dietary habits. Improve your variety by taking her out to get some real-world experience.
Go to a restaurant you enjoy and order what you normally do. Do not eat any food there. Let your Shoggoth consume it and add it to her repertoire of tastes and textures. Do not eat any food there. Explain why you like it, because a Shoggoth might know what you like, but not why.
Do this several times on a regular basis and you, too, can enjoy recreations of your favorite meals on a daily basis. The purple tint can't be changed. Eyes and teeth can be removed at your request. She will not mind the effort if it makes you happier.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46117521
do i like her? do i *like* her? the feelings i have for her would earn me a life sentence in any court of law north of somalia

[Anonymous No.]

>>46119341
>>46119447
Miss Haku is no longer the only one having a stroke.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46117842
It's a crime how the really good original convo/greentxts for this scenario get dumbed down into single non-leading sentences months later

[Anonymous No.]

I will not eat the shogloaf

[Anonymous No.]

>>46119460
I will ask shog to make beef stew and hold the shog

[Anonymous No.]

>>46118889
Golems always seem overshadowed by automatons since they’re similar concepts minus the flashy gears and lights. I think the ability for their love to prevail over their coding is romantic, and opens up to exploration about where the runes end and free will begins.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46119480
This isn't a fanfic site, there's absolutely nothing wrong with short posts. I like those because they can evolve in different ways when anons respond.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46119477
If Miss Haku is having a stroke, that does mean I can stroke her? Since she's already having a stroke might as well have mine

[Anonymous No.]

>>46119483
I'm going to create a Golem and abuse her! I'm gonna have her mana mark me as her man but then treat her like a tool that isn't a person and not my wife! And when any other Monsters ask about it I'm going to rub it in their faces how my Golem is just around to keep me safe from rape and that nobody can do anything about it! Since I won't love my Golem for real, she'll never be able to love me enough back to break her programming.

[Anonymous No.]

Just read the troll story and I don't get it. Mamonos and even a lil want him dead but he still got revived, wtf? Also should he be punished for doing his job, did every order soldier who kill someone get executed too?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46118791
I like to imagine that, even though their relationship is not a secret, satyros and her newly-acquired husband still sneak away to fuck in secluded places just for the thrill of it

[Anonymous No.]

Attention cryptid hunters, for the final time there is NO such thing as the Loch Ness Monster. There are NO plesiosaur creatures inhabiting the waters around Scotland. Stop wasting time and resources searching for thing that doesn't exist.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46115315
>my hydration leaving my body as i goon myself to death

[Anonymous No.]

ded

[Anonymous No.]

visit the shrine

[Anonymous No.]

>>46119644
where are the hebis?

[Anonymous No.]

I want to subject a pyrow to synthwave.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46119650
pyrow is my best friend

[Anonymous No.]

>>46119644
No, the shrines are natural hunting grounds and I will not endanger myself like that

[Anonymous No.]

>>46119646
anons took all the hebis and left poor ryu all alone

[Anonymous No.]

>>46119644
Sure, in Persona games this gives benefits. Who knows, Ryu might become a new Social Link!

[Anonymous No.]

>>46119657
>sponge tits

[Anonymous No.]

>>46119654
Is that...?!

[Anonymous No.]

>>46119664
To many Hebis went Yandere after folk Miss Ryu liked... poor Miss Ryu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46119654
nuki's have great mortgage rates

[Anonymous No.]

>>46119668
>he does it for free

[Anonymous No.]

>>46119667
Fox magic is esoteric indeed

[Anonymous No.]

>>46119682
More like sexoteric.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46119686
Tantric magic is a thing!

[Anonymous No.]

>>46119654
Pyrow boobs are my weakness. But then again, it's not just the boobs, but the way they are presented, the way pyrows dress, the tanned skin and dark underwear and white hoodie, it's just great. I could gush about pyrows for... I don't know, a long time.

[Anonymous No.]

>Fighting lilim sister
>She lands a crit
>Get sent flying 50 feet crashing through multiple pillars
>She rushes over crying
>Apologizing and begging me not to tell mom
>She’ll even let me hit her back
>I’m actually fine I just like messing with her

[Anonymous No.]

>>46119477
>>46119493
But! Imagine educating miss haku the wonderful lore and mythos of Skibidi Toilet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46119690
>ask the mystic fox for mentorship in esoteric arts
>turns out it's just doing her chores while she lazes around and eats mountains of fried tofu???
>finally she announces it's time to begin the proper training
>it's something called "Tantric arts"
I can't wait bros, I'm going to be a badass warrior monk soon enough!

[Anonymous No.]

>>46119721
I should rewatch Karate Kid some day

[Anonymous No.]

>>46119726
>go watch Karate Kid post-portals remake at the cinema
>it's just a sappy /ss/ porn flick
>both of the hag monsters sitting next to me are not even trying to hide that they are masturbating
FUCK

[Anonymous No.]

>>46119738
I fear monsters really would ruin all forms of cinema in a post portal world by just making everything into pornography. As a cinemaphile I would completely die inside in the post-portals world.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46119750
>cinema
the correct term is kino

[Anonymous No.]

>>46119738
Start roughly fingering them both to assert dominance.

[Anonymous No.]

I deserve to be sweatersnatched

[Anonymous No.]

I'm going to collect all the dragonballs and wish for a loving wife.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46119774
>instead of any signal of her power, the great ryu just coils around you

[Anonymous No.]

>>46119750
At least you'll find out why they didn't ride the eagles, the eagle harpies rode them instead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46119775
Who happens if I collect all the dragon balls again to wish my friend back after he got caught by a will’o’wisp? I don’t wanna interrupt her while she’s making dinner or making love

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>46119839
You think you've summoned the great ryu but it's actually the great ryu's daughter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46119841
>arms on the hips
>hips swaying
My heart
I love sneks

[Anonymous No.]

>>46119858
Wait until you find out what happens when you fail that QTE

[Anonymous No.]

I want to watch a JC Pyrow eat a popsicle

[Anonymous No.]

>>46119870
Miss Lamia then gives you a big hug haha

[Anonymous No.]

>>46119879
>JC
What a shame *smacks lips*

[Anonymous No.]

>>46119914
Why are you loocked in the bathroom?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46119947
Lookmaxing

[Anonymous No.]

Do ranchers expect farm hands to resist fucking the cattle gals or just let them know to make an honest women out whoever they choose?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46119963
Only shotas are licensed to handle cows and they don't know what sex is

[Anonymous No.]

>>46119947
>JC Pyrow walks into the bathroom with anon
>"Why are you locked in the bathroom?"
>"I'm not lo-"
>Before anon can finish his sentence, pyrow locks the bathroom door behind her.
>"Maybe you should try getting a wife."
>"Okay, where?"
>as anon stands there, confused, JC Pyrow pounces on him
>sunglasses stay on during sex

[Anonymous No.]

>ask out a dark mage because I like hags
>she tells me that I'm in my 20s like that's a problem or something
>ask her what the hell she meant by that
>she explains she only likes shotas and would have accepted if I was still fourteen at the least
>leaves
Oh. Okay. Well, fuck you too, bitch.
Maybe I should consider buying that modifiable Automaton after all...

[Anonymous No.]

>>46120078
>she didn't age drain you
Fake dark mage

[Anonymous No.]

>>46120262
She's just a human woman with a big hat and a big need to diddle 12 year olds. You'd think a 4chan denizen would be impressed as fuck with her!

[Anonymous No.]

>>46120279
I'll tell her what I tell all women: tits or gtfo

[Anonymous No.]

Tits are for kids, ugly manbeasts and ad*lts don't get dibs.
>b-b-b-but hags are so old that grown m-men are children to them s-so we count too!!!! KC said soooo!!!!!
In your wildest dreams, manswine. You are old and busted and ugly lmao, hags will hate you. Your only chance is with some Sabbaths who would gladly take on an ugly pedo like you. You will never touch a hag body in your life past the age of 12.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46120410
And someone with the same age?

[Anonymous No.]

I sure am glad knowing that I won't get killed or jailed for the rest of my life for being a pedophile when the day of the rope comes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46120410
Anon are you okay

[Anonymous No.]

>>46120425
Based cunny enjoyer

[Anonymous No.]

If you scream "MOMMY MILKES" and cry and trash around on the floor long enough a hag will crash through the wall to check if you are okay

[Anonymous No.]

Cunny enjoyers have been too cocky lately. What are the fat pussy enjoyers doing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46120459
You will get beaten to death before

[Anonymous No.]

>>46120459
If you go to hagville and you open your mouth for more than a second a nipple will enter it

[Anonymous No.]

>>46120450
Not quite. Lolicons are also pedophiles as much as they enjoy the denial of such and I would sooner be dead than caught associating with the mentally ill.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46120410
only this sabbath

[Anonymous No.]

Everyone is all "hag this" and "loli that" these days. I just wanna grill for the Chief God's sake.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46120459
>scream "MOMMY MILKES" and cry and trash around on the floor
Typical day for a momdom enjoyer

[Anonymous No.]

>>46120478
She's not a member of the sabbath. You can tell from her meaty frame and the fact she's a "red hat" that she's actually a Linux sys admin.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46120484
I want to grill innocent mamonos with a flamethrower and get executed for my crimes. They won't resurrect a criminal and my soul will be cast into the void

[Anonymous No.]

>>46120475
The world will be so much better when America is nuked off the map.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46120496
>"ANON, All those women you thought you murdered?"
>"IT WAS I! THE PHANTOM!"
>You were wondering why each person you killed had their own soliliquy.
>As they were burning to death.
>"YOU THINK YOU ARE TOO FAR GONE TO SAVE."
>"BUT YOU WERE WRONG!"
>"For I have saved you from yourself!"
>"NOW TO ME! WE MUST AWAY!"
I don't have any phantom pics, so have this alphabetically similar mamono image alongside the greentext instead!

[Anonymous No.]

>>46120509
Vgh, this, so much this. Those damn w*sterners are preventing us also westerners who hate ourselves from enjoying the hallmarks of pure Nihon samurai culture like pedophilia (its okay because salaryman work stress mmkay chuds its their culturino) with their puritanism! We need to ignore the fact there's a ton of countries that would kill or imprison our pedo asses far faster than am*rica would harder too.

[Anonymous No.]

The fuck is going on with the shitposts this morning, can we close the border with /v/ already?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46120470
And then what?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46120484
Grilling on a lolimanders tummy...

[Anonymous No.]

>>46120552
Miss Hag will wince slightly and then moan if you bite it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46120547
Don't worry, they'll vanish soon when the Chinese nukes wipe them and the rest of burgerland out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46120539
None of this is real though... Go back or something along those lines, yeah...

[Anonymous No.]

>>46120547
Looks like somebody got unbanned or just decided to not take their meds.

[Anonymous No.]

Age of consent is 500 you sick fucks

[Anonymous No.]

>>46120563
>Hmm... 500 you say?
"Would"

[Anonymous No.]

Why can't some people accept that pedophilia would be okay in a world with Mamono mana? KC's already written a lot of instances showing it is in the setting. It's not like they'd even care to try enforcing their outdated morals when they're too busy fucking their monster wives.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46120555
>Chinese technology
>Actually functional and not just for show
Yeah I’d sooner believe the Russian shit that hasn’t been maintained for 30 years works rather than the Chinese bootleg versions of that same tech.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46120554
I will be very rough with miss hag boob squishing it hardly and gnawing on her nipple this will teach her to not mess with me when I want to yawn

[Anonymous No.]

>>46120514
Don't good ending my good bad ending

[Anonymous No.]

>>46120539
Here comes the christcuck again. How's it feel knowing your god is dead and your religshit is on life support?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46120586
>Miss Phantom has EVOLVED into MRS. PHANTOM.
>Anon and his new wife have increasingly weird sex where he does horrible, self-destructive things and "Miss Phantom" reveals it was all part of her plan.
>Hate sex ensues.
>Anon ends up the proud father of over ONE HUNDRED baby phantoms.
>Literally never knows what's real or faked by his wife, a kid, grandkid, or great grandkid.
HAHAHAAHAHAHAA! NOW YOUR ENDING IS EVEN HAPPIER!

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>46117131
The mother is a cardboard cutout.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46120563
Too busy fucking sexy egg to care

[Anonymous No.]

>>46120682
Please do not the egg, adopt her and raise her to be an upstanding model citizen

[Anonymous No.]

>>46120682
What if you hardboil her

[Anonymous No.]

>>46120691
Then she wears a trenchcoat and talks like she's in a bad noir.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46120690
I'll adopt her into my bed and she'll raise my upstanding citizen.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Imagine the seethe of a portals scenario and watching all the christcucks meltdown as their beliefs get raped into extinction and their idols of the dead stick jew get replaced with Eros and the Fallen God instead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46120711
The smug of that fox... it's too powerful...

[Anonymous No.]

>>46120711
Ah yes, the perfect world.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46120711
So how many can I have join my party at the same time

[Anonymous No.]

I can accept many weird things in mamonos, like for example shog's obsession with replacing everything with herself, but I draw the line at using words "folks" and "y'all".

[Anonymous No.]

>>46120611
That's actually a horrible torture

[Anonymous No.]

>>46120763
Imagine cooking meth with your hillbilly sandworm wife.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46120780
Wouldn't sandworms all be hillbillies by their nature?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46120475
It's outright illegal in most of the west.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46120795
And the west is complete shit fucked over from centuries of christcuck brainwashing, your point?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46118930
They fuck and she does the whole
>psyke it's a permanant thing now!
and anon just goes
>I disagree, whore.
Then she has a breakdown and anon goes on to marry some office lady while the pyrow reconsiders her life before joining the sabbath and pretending it all never happened by insisting she's an unironic eight year old, with the support of the local hag baphomet as they autistically larp with each other.

[Anonymous No.]

>Bleeding out because a vampire got too greedy
>She needs to hide your corpse now
>Throw it in a lake and forget about you
Such accidents will be a daily thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46120811
>>46120814
>>46120818
Shouldn’t you boys been in school right now?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46120826
Shouldn't you be in church worshiping the corpse on a stick, faggot?

[Anonymous No.]

Miss vampire getting fangmogged by python Lamia

[Anonymous No.]

>>46120581
So how does superior Chinese 5G AI fare when mamono mana is involved???

[Anonymous No.]

>>46120833
It isn't Sunday yet

[Anonymous No.]

Looks like the janny who actually does his job is on again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46120898
Such things happen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46120898
Blatant off-topic always gets the boot, not sure what point you're trying to make here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46120898
It's was a shog absorbing shitposters into her mass

[Anonymous No.]

Sex with yetis

[Anonymous No.]

>>46120932
fatter

[Anonymous No.]

not a fan of lolis myself, I find the small bodies being sexualised unsettling
you guys do you, but that stuffs not for me

[Anonymous No.]

>>46120965
You'll come around eventually. Same thing happened to other anons, same thing happened to me.

[Anonymous No.]

How many times do I have to tell you, Kiki?! I am not your master! LEAVE ME ALOOOONE!

[Anonymous No.]

>>46120965
what are your thoughts on fairies?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46120711
>Elementalist demon
>Assasin cat
>Tank dwarf
>etc...
I don't recognize what class is the lamia suoposed to represent.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46120980
Depressed white collar worker.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46120980
She's moral support snek

[Anonymous No.]

>>46120988
What exactly does a moral support snake entail? Don't tell me she just stands around in the back lazying around looking cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46121015
Belly dancing.

[Anonymous No.]

I will hire a Kiki and she WILL be payed with money. She WILL sleep inside the small side residence, away from the main house and not in my bed. She WILL wear the full maid attire and not greet me with a naked apron cooking bacon and eggs. And she will be happy.

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>>46121022
How am i upposed to watch her bellydance if i have my back turned to her during combat. Dumb snek.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46121024
>payed
The only thing you need to hire is a Hakutaku

[Anonymous No.]

>>46120965
No, there must be fetish consensus.

[Anonymous No.]

Purple grapes are sweet fruit, so grapesneks must be very sweet girls!

[Anonymous No.]

>>46121079
The sweetest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46114624
One of the many things I love to assume are things that happen in MGE is male tourist anons who vacation in foreignands can and do get taken and fucked by local mamono that get their hands on them. And when a poor tourist boy anon gets Pro-Active Date'd by a local mamono, that boy is legally considered an official citizen of the mamono state he's touring in. Just imagine it:

>Horny middle age sex tourist traveling in a SEA country of MGE to fuck young girls only to be claimed by SEA mesugaki Sabbath
>European tourist gets "Southern Hospitality" by a horny and lovestruck 'Murican Holstaur who'll teach said Euro the ways of Uncle Sam and make him a proud US Citizen and dad
>Western otaku weeb finally goes to Japan/Zipangu to finally fulfill his fantasy or dream based off whatever anime, manga or Light Novel he's consumed but instead becomes a loving father and house husband to an absolutely cute and gorgeous 10/10 Zipangese gal and is also a proud Nippon citizen, birthrates increase!

Any other similar scenarios?

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>>46121091
'Pophis should be atleast 20 ft tall long

[Anonymous No.]

>>46121091
Paying apofees to apophis as to not her apofeels

[Anonymous No.]

>>46121091
Cute but she's stuck in femdomfag's territory

[Anonymous No.]

>>46121186
stop seething already, faggot

[Anonymous No.]

>>46121195
Cry me a river maledomfag.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46121186
>>46121195
>>46121201
I think you've got it confused

[Anonymous No.]

>>46114624

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[Anonymous No.]

>>46121226
Is this an ar knight?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46120975
dont mind them existing, just wouldnt fuck'em

[Anonymous No.]

I am the final boss of the Monster Heroine party's questline. I am Lord Inquisitor, Herald of Extinction, whose radical plan to keep monsters from ruling the world is to kill all humans and deprive them of a power source. I am Lvl 89 and wield dual blades because I am in the assassin class and immune to magic attacks. The Monster Heroine, who is but a weak little Malef, and her party members cannot hope to defeat me and complete their questline. They don't stand a chance...

[Anonymous No.]

>>46121213
No, maledomfags are annoying wife beater and should fuck off from here

[Anonymous No.]

>>46121253
Yeah but there's four of them and only one of you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46121283
Well, I... Er...
Oh, I didn't think of that. Can I surrender?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46120965
Consider a cute wife you can be extra nice to, both in general and when lewding her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46121283
Hahaha, it does not matter, they are all capped at Lvl 69, they are so far below me my attacks will end up oneshotting them. They can't hope to beat me, especially not when I use my special skill that guarantees all my attacks that hit more than once are guaranteed crits. They should have grinded more levels before foolishly entering my endgame dungeon area. Also, my minions reported that they're still having trouble with stacking mechanics, so my AOE attacks also wipe them out. They are pathetic, I will destroy them easily. I'm surprised they even got to me, the final boss!

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[Anonymous No.]

>>46121298
But anon... what if they're the kind of party that uses the cheese methods?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46121091
Grapesnake not so smug since her exchange transfer to Winterstown

[Anonymous No.]

>>46121253
Killing all men and withholding the power to birth them is an excellent idea, order should do it

[Anonymous No.]

>>46121318
She'll manage.

[Anonymous No.]

you could probably give a fox dog food for white day

[Anonymous No.]

Imagine you go to fancy exclusive restaurant with your holstaur wife with fancy dress you both eat your meal with proper etiquette but then she vomits her meal back onto plate and eats it again and acts like it's completely normal

[Anonymous No.]

>>46121316
...No... NO, they couldn't be! They can't use cheesing, that's cheating! They're supposed to play the game fairly! And if they were playing the game fairly, they wouldn't have been... able to... get... to me, the final boss........ not unless........ OH NO! THIS IS WORSE THAN I THOUGHT! I need to get out of here, fast! I can't do anything about them if they use the cheese method that makes me slip off the battle platform and die from fall damage! I know, I'll give one of my minions my outfit and tell him to pretend to be the final boss while I flee!

[Anonymous No.]

>>46121334

[Anonymous No.]

Do holstaurs wear holsters?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46121333
Sure she can bundle up in blankets and warm clothes, but think of the poor White Horn sent to the desert! White Horn-san can only get naked to beat the heat and that's not enough!

[Anonymous No.]

>>46121339
But anon, they already set the cheese method up to knock you off the platform to die from fall damage, since you start outside it before the cutscene plays. In fact, the great arrow that flies through the wall and hits you with knockback to make you fall to your death just got shot.

[Anonymous No.]

I need cunny correction

[Anonymous No.]

>>46121364
What do you mean they already set up the cheese m

[Anonymous No.]

>>46121374
Ah, another dumb final boss cheesed by the Monster heroes party. Good on them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46121385
it's a bother when they do a victory dance and start taking your clothes as "loot"

[Anonymous No.]

>>46121385
A final boss just fell to his death by cheating Monsters. An innocent final boss just died from fall damage and you're laughing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46120563
So all the undeads are pedos for wanting to "cuddle" me then?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46121411
I hope they all went home to their husbands with lots of loot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46121411
I know! How about another cheesed final boss, Mur-ray?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>46121447
Fat elves.

[Anonymous No.]

>Mamonos killing men
>Good
>Men killing or hurting mamonos
>BAD, KYS
Explain

[Anonymous No.]

>Seven shells, five blanks. I insert the shells in a random order.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46121459
How dare you even consider putting a single scratch on the ass that shits on my face.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46121459
How dare you even consider putting a single scratch on the ass that sits on my face.
That last post had an unfortunate typo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46121501
I'll pretend I didn't notice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46121486
Counterpoint: I will insert my dick in your holes in random order.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46121486
And then she gets all the handcuffs. Bitch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46121459
Only the vore sneks of MGQ shall be hurt. MGE monsters are angels on the inside.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46121553
>>46121501
Ok but why do they get a pass with torturing and killing men?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46121568
They're just cute, okay?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46121568
Probably because anything you read about them killing are shitposts or jokes that are exactly 0% canon and you're posting in bad faith to make something of it and stir the pot because you're a shitposter as well anyway?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46121568
Kill yourself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46121591
t. seething succ

[Anonymous No.]

Anubis 599a
Anubis 599b

[Anonymous No.]

>>46121583
Good answer
>>46121588
>>46121591
Bad answer

[Anonymous No.]

>>46121553
What if I want my mge mamono to vore other people to please me

[Anonymous No.]

>>46121644
The best thing about marrying a sandworm isn't getting eaten by your wife, it's tricking other men into getting eaten by your daughters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46121635
>anon wanted to be the Hulk as a kid so that's the power he got after incubizing
>also took a doppel potion
case closed

[Anonymous No.]

Anubis 1076

[Anonymous No.]

what the uck
also wurms are dragonia holsts and their milk tastes like strawberr milk

[Anonymous No.]

Anubis 1163
Anubis 1166

[Anonymous No.]

>>46121711
>1166h
kek, this is neither hot nor offensive anymore, just hilarious

[Anonymous No.]

>>46120980
Judging by the expression, she's the healer and she's getting tired of everyone face-tanking damage all the time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46121635
>>46121695
>>46121711
I don't understand

[Anonymous No.]

>>46119491
What a considerate fox, mofu is exactly what I need right now.

>>46121346
When the situation calls for it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46121757
He's quoting images instead of catboxing for some reason. They're just hypertits.
https://litter.catbox.moe/rlm0up.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>46121667
Trapped in sleeping bags, never to escape as a small wormlike "girl" slithers around inside.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46121778
It's not even against KC's rules, I can easily see such shenanigans in the wonderland and KC would definitely be OK with such spell/curse if you asked him about it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46121893
I didn't really ask but okay.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46121918
>I didn't really ask
Neither did I?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46121928
Chesh sex

[Anonymous No.]

Remember Iron beast's roulette?
Do you think he'd do something like lesser succubus?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46121928
Chesh deserves to be fucked in the ass - ironically.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46122091
getting leglocked by chesh while she plays Nyan Cat 10 Hours on her phone

[Anonymous No.]

>anubis freaking out because she overslept while cuddling you.
>goes beet red when the Pharoah walks in to check on here after her uncharacteristic absence.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46122205
With catastrophic bed hair right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46122185
I will ruin chesh orgasm by calling her memes cringe when she climaxes

[Anonymous No.]

>>46122228
And runny makeup and a smudged !!

[Anonymous No.]

>>46122176
>ironically
I feel like that's more Pyro territory
>What if we kissed as a joke hahaha
>Wouldn't it be funny if I blew you lol
>Yeah I'm carrying your children isn't that funny lmao
>Put this ring on my finger bro hahaha
Even better if you're talking to your normal friends and they let you know that it's not a joke if you're actually fucking her

[Anonymous No.]

>>46122251
Pyrow* I didn't mean nothin' Miss. Haku...

[Anonymous No.]

>>46122255
>mmmmph mmph mmmph mmmmph mmmmph mmmph

[Anonymous No.]

>>46122251
I do like to imagine that pyrow drop the act at some point. I have to wonder how hard the sudden realization would hit when they do.

[Anonymous No.]

I just want a completely ordinary Succubus wife.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46122301

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Which monsters do you think would be fun (not the best) to discuss philosophy and beliefs with?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46122297
Usually around the time her first daughter starts doing it.
>"Have fun on your date sweetie"
>"It's not a date mom, we're just hanging out"
>realization hits

[Anonymous No.]

>>46122297
I like to think they know what they're doing from the get go, insidiously trying to claim men.

[Anonymous No.]

I wish my Automaton was capable of loving me back, but all she goes is give this ".............." blank stare and nonresponses. Sigh, this is what I get for thinking a robot could feel love.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46122475
Stick a magnet to her head. It'll interfere with her inhibition unit.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>46119646
theyare a bit occupied with large influx of male visitors

[Anonymous No.]

>>46122463
Maybe when the realization hits you*
>Pyrow finally drops the act
>Hanging off your arm behaving all lovey dovey, not even trying to play it off as she starts kissing your lips and face
>As it turns out that wedding wasn't just an elaborate party and you are indeed married to her
>As it turns out you've been married from the moment you agreed to kiss her
>As a joke between two platonic friends...
Truly, Pyrows are the most devious of monsters, demonic plots and elaborate Cheshire pranks ARE NOTHING to a Pyrows "friendship"

[Anonymous No.]

>>46122519
I can't believe you fell for it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46122519
>Truly, Pyrows are the most devious of monsters, demonic plots and elaborate Cheshire pranks ARE NOTHING to a Pyrows "friendship"
And I love it. But it's almost as good if neither of you realize it at first.

[Anonymous No.]

White boys fuck dogs.
I just wish my werewolf friend would stop reminding me.

[Anonymous No.]

I belong to big, soft monsters

[Anonymous No.]

>>46122649
So white boys in desert kingdoms fuck jackals?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46122251
Well their profile says that they are extremely forward in their advances, so I'm not sure this fits

[Anonymous No.]

>>46120638
Yeah, I really need to work on my dialogue. Oh well, it's more experience writing.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>46122770
>Flat picture of a fire.
Man that's lazy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46122779
Some people have those fake fireplaces

[Anonymous No.]

>>46122751
If you couldn't get it right on the first try, you should give up. You obviously lack any sort of talent or predisposition for this sort of thing.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>46119841
what game is this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46122829
Echidna Wars I'd reckon

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>46120711
Going to give that Gob shoulder rides so she has a better vantage point to shoot from.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46122880
>Jabberwock when she finds that somebody ate the last jelly donut.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46122887
Now she's going to give Anon some spicy kisses.

[Anonymous No.]

what if
wock
in a wok

[Anonymous No.]

>>46122915
Man, Mist Continent monsters really will eat anything.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46122956
>wock can regrow her mouthtentacles like lizards can regrow tails
>on the mist continent, eating a wock tentacle that still throws insults at you from the plate is considered a peak culinary experience

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Detachable wock tentacle blowjob onaholes...

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>46122915
Anon... jabberWOKE.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46123047
Thank the Chief God she hasn't breached containment

[Anonymous No.]

>>46123047
Good thing i'm protected by a wall of unbreakable gla

[Anonymous No.]

>>46123047
Good thing this giant 8 foot tall monster is safely contained.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46123059
BREEEAAAAACH!

[Anonymous No.]

>>46123058
She's not inside the glass looking out, she's outside the glass looking in.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46122396
>mindless
No thought. Brain empty. Mouth full.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46123047
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w4D2wyHHWoo
>*Glass Breaking*

[Anonymous No.]

>>46123107
>Holding my head when she could be holding my hand
What a waste.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46123107
Reminds me of the thing Andre the Giant used to do

[Anonymous No.]

>>46123107
Thought it was handholding at first. Was severely disappointed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46123115
>>46123144
That will come later, for now she's taking you with her back through the portal.

[Anonymous No.]

>Stop by a Mediterranean-styled town on the coast during your adventures
>Before you find an inn, you decide to get more provisions at the market
>Spot this stall
Would you buy a wheel? It's still a long way until you reach Minos.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46123178
This cheese any good for racing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46123188
>"W-What?"
>Oh you know, racing, back where I come from, we have this event where we roll a cheese wheel down a steep hill and people race it to the bottom...
>...Whoever reaches the bottom first, gets the cheese wheel.
>"I don't understand, Ο άνθρωπος, my cheese is for eating..."
>Oh people still eat it, but it's part of the fun, you don't have that here?
>"No and I cannot promise my cheese is good for 'racing'."

[Anonymous No.]

>>46123178
Gorgonzola is not something you want to leave out for too long. So no. It would spoil within half a week and stink up all my equipment.
Rations are made of mostly dry or canned food for a reason.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46123212
Cultural exchange! Much enrichment!

[Anonymous No.]

Day 280, Year of our Goddess 2485, 30th Day of Voyage, 11th Hour: We have found the new continent, completely uninhabited except for a vast jungle, filled with untouched wilderness. We shall begin our expedition on the morrow, searching for new resources to aid the faltering Order territories. 30 men against an untamed jungle, Goddess preserve our spirit and give us strength. Our boat is moored off shore, tomorrow we will set the oar boats out and begin in earnest.
Day 280, Year of our Goddess 2485, 30th Day of Voyage, 20th Hour
The weather is harsh now, and rain and thunder pour down from the heavens. One of our men spotted some odd lights in the far distance, a ways from our current position. He swears it must be fire, but if it is, it cannot be man-made, for it is so vast that it must be some naturally burning blaze from deep within, and more probably from some random bolt of lightning. Another man reports seeing a winged woman with white hair flying overhead towards the blaze, but since he was quite intoxicated, I see no reason to believe him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46123282
Day 281, Year of our Goddess 2485, 1st Day of Expedition, 13th Hour: We have taken to the shore and have moved around 12 miles into this strange and dismal place. Seargent William swears he hears some strange kind of flute a mile or so off our route, and wishes to go with two other men to see what it could be. He believes it to be some type of natural formation reacting to the wind, or perhaps some exotic species of flora or fauna. With my permission, I have given him leave to investigate, with the implicit understanding that he and his men catch up to us by nightfall. We continue our march in an hour, after a break for tea and biscuits.
Day 281, Year of our Goddess 2485, 1st Day of Expedition, 18th Hour: Damnable mosquitos everywhere, and yet each of my men has only been bitten once. We encountered a swarm of them while crossing a tepid and moss filled pond that barred our way to our proposed campsite. I find it odd that they only bit each man once, and more odd that the animal life seemed not to mind whatsoever, and were completely unperturbed by the vermin. Upon inspecting the bite marks, I cannot help but feel like they are indeed a mark of some kind. I can even see them forming into individual patterns when comparing the bites. Strange that.
Day 281, Year of our Goddess 2485, 1st Day of Expedition, 24th Hour:William and his men have yet to return. We must assume they met some difficulty in the terrain and are proceeding back to the ship with all haste. We are now down to 12 men, and cannot afford to lose any more.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46123360
Damnation, have to go do a thing, will finish later tonight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46123107
nothing like a good ol' containment breach to get the party started

[Anonymous No.]

>>46123395
>You're doing maintenance in one of the access shafts when all of a sudden the water pipes start giggling.

[Anonymous No.]

Imagine Alien Isolation with this gal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46123605
Her fat ass would keep getting stuck in the air vents.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46123681
>3 Meter fox is stuck in the air vent and needs to be punished for chasing and scaring anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46123699
You could hide in her dress and no one would be able to tell

[Anonymous No.]

>>46123699
Sadly if you punish the fox the game just ends. Something about a hidden ending.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46122841
Echidna wars DX! It has bee girls, and lamias, and some sort of alien queen.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Real ded hours.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46121352
She'll have to be shaved.

[Anonymous No.]

Foxes don't understand when I tell them I'm not some fluff-addicted mofu huffer. The sheer number of times they've tried to wrap me up in a nice, soft tail and let me feel nice and relaxed in their embrace is staggering, but I REFUSE to fall for the trap of a silky, well-groomed fox tail. Or two. Or even three!

[Anonymous No.]

>>46123867
When this guy runs into a fox with four tails, he's gonna be in real trouble

[Anonymous No.]

>>46123758
It's amazing how the guy drawing these is degenerating more and more into his fetish.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46123758
i want to bite her chub

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>46123898
Elves require higher fat stores to develop a half elf half human baby, it's only natural they would develop cravings for french fries and burgers, same biological impulse applies to foxes.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>46123900
make her ass FATTER

[Anonymous No.]

I will jack off to holy icons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46123924

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>46123924

[Anonymous No.]

Consider the following: little monster girls are weak to anal

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>46124032
Is that deer okay?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46124053
she's too HOT. she must be SHAVED BALD.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46124053
Shes just waiting for her new husband to wake up

[Anonymous No.]

testing

[Anonymous No.]

>>46124071

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>46124152
>Thanks for freeing me from those seals anon
>As your reward your daugthers will rule these lands and you will forever be known as a traitor to humanity
>Now fry me some tofo and get to brushing the human kingdom isn't going to conquer itself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46124166
To be fair being a traitor to humanity is probably going to be seen as a good thing in the future of the MGE world.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>46124183
I didn't say it was bad, I support Monster Extremists.

[Anonymous No.]

>you have encountered the dreaded bandit "Kissing Kiki"

[Anonymous No.]

>>46124183
Em, no? Check yourself, traitor. Democracy is coming.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>46124265
>Democracy
It's just the tyranny of idiots, I'll marry someone like Deonora or an Ice Queen and keep the plebs tardwrangled.

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>>46124265
>Democracy
Cringe, give me dommy mommy welfare state or give me death

[Anonymous No.]

>>46124265
*Demoncracy

[Anonymous No.]

>>46124265
Democracy is retarded and was proven retarded by the Greeks over two thousand years ago.

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>>46124318
So I gain voting right if I sign a contract with a demon you say....

[Anonymous No.]

Need to be crushed by a monstergirl with huge tits

[Anonymous No.]

Monster girls are Marxists.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46124357
>seize the means of reproduction

[Anonymous No.]

>>46123985
More like their anuses are weak to my tongue

[Anonymous No.]

>>46124357
Nonsense, tits this big can't exist under marxism because of starvation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46124357
None are this evil and/or retarded.

[Anonymous No.]

Foxes don't really love you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46124446
Monster girls will still treat you as a favored meal. Overall it's a pretty big step up since that meal just involves touching your dick a bunch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46124384
You're doing it wrong, loli anuses are for cock and tongue goes in their mouths.

[Anonymous No.]

The thread is quiet... way too quiet...

[Anonymous No.]

You wouldn't REALLY marry a dumb, fat, flightless dodo harpy would you anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46124544
No because I'm still looking for

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>46124559
The dodos got him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46124357
Monster girls are Monarcho-anarchists.

[Anonymous No.]

Arachno-capitalism is the way.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

God I just want to be swarmed by a mixed pack of canine girls. Imagine getting claimed by a pack of Hellhounds, Werewolves, Kobolds and Anubises...Anubids? Anubi?

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[Anonymous No.]

>>46123975
>leg sweep > ground strike with tail > coil grab > kiss > use special ability bar to envenom
>instant K.O. on human male fighters
Bravo, devs. Very fun and balanced

[Anonymous No.]

>>46124634
>the Hellhounds and Anubi start arguing
>easy getaway

[Anonymous No.]

>>46124634
A mixed pack of wans, The Hellhound is obviously the leader, second in command is Anubutt since she is intelligent and capable of organizing, werewolves are the bulk of the pack and one very influenceable kobold who thinks she is as tough as a hellhound.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46123282
>>46123360
>>46123362
Stories from an Order soldiers POV of them getting picked off are a guilty pleasure of mine

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

We humans WILL seize our manifest destiny. We WILL build a mighty astro fleet. We WILL colonize worlds. We WILL invade the planets of alien races. We WILL destroy their cities and enslave them by force. We WILL rule all the aliens and destroy them. IT IS OUR DESTINY. ALIENS WILL NEVER TRIUMPH OVER HUMANITY.

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>>46124726
He said, moments before he got abducted by an alien lifeform and raped in space.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46124726
Don't do it bro you'll wake up the planet killers.

[Anonymous No.]

red mg or black mg?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46124835
White.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46124835
blue

[Anonymous No.]

>>46124852

[Anonymous No.]

>>46124835
Red!

[Anonymous No.]

I feel like I'm taking advantage of my Kiki when I take her to my bedroom and pin her down and start having my way with her as I like. It makes me feel like I'm a horrible master and a bad person! She tells me to keep doing it, though. Not like that makes me feel any better however!

[Anonymous No.]

Succuslime?
Slimecubus?
Either way please take me

[Anonymous No.]

>>46124852
Absolute pure white

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>>46124885
Consider letting her pin you down instead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46124711
I should have time to finish it in a few hours. Busy at work unfortunately.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46124493
! !

[Anonymous No.]

Which of the new writers are worth checking out? I've been trying to catch up on my backlog of stories I've bookmarked and wondering if any of them are worth looking at.

[Anonymous No.]

give a scary mg story

[Anonymous No.]

>>46124980
BOO!

[Anonymous No.]

>>46124980
How about the old succubus tale of the guy who didn't call after the first date?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>46124952
You should definitely check out MysteryID and Mcsplinter. Both have shorter stories you can read to get an idea for their style.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46124999
Okay but what if that actually did scare a guy so much he died? What would the dumb corpses do then?

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>>46125031
The Lich can fix him.

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>>46125031
if you're going to die around anybody a lich is a pretty handy lady to have nearby

[Anonymous No.]

>>46125031
Immediately resurrect him with a 9th level spell and get to work on his "stiffness".

[Anonymous No.]

>>46125039
>>46125042
>>46125048
Okay she resurrects him but now he's fucking pissed that he got killed by two Undead midgets spooking him so much his heart stops so now he unleashes his bare knuckled boxing and dirty street fighting skills on them to inflict as much damage as possible now what will the stupid Undeads do?

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>>46125058
even the dead may cringe at such a display

[Anonymous No.]

>>46125058
Utter the word 'boo' which kills him again

[Anonymous No.]

>>46125058
Undead are weak to blunt weapons, but considering anon is a 0 level fighter, they tank the damage while smirking smugly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46125058
Look at eachother in concern and ask themselves if his brain damage came before or during his revival.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46124980
The Shining but instead of ghost possession and the cycle of abuse it's A Shoggoth reconnecting with her reincarnated husband.

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>>46125073
No, no, no. Not blunt like that. Blunt like this.
>"I'm not attracted to you mean jerks."
>"All you do is scare people and bring them back from the dead like we're supposed to be grateful for it."
>"Maybe don't get me killed in the first place, ASSHOLE."
>Lich balling before the third sentence is out.
>Anon also feels awful but walks away without looking behind him because he can't show weakness.

[Anonymous No.]

So if a monster murders you then retaliating against them is "cringe" because they bring you back to life which suddenly makes it okay that they murdered you to begin with. Which therefor means that monsters could murder as much as they want and its alright because resurrect magic is a thing.

So is the kind of cuckminded person that you turn into consuming KC slop... woah

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>>46125111
This is how anon gets corrected for his uncouth behavior in front of such noble creatures.

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>>46125119
Dilate.

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>>46124980
Monstergirl loves anon, he isn't real. Many such cases

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>>46125058
>he unleashes his bare knuckled boxing and dirty street fighting skills on them
lmao. he gets raped dumbass

[Anonymous No.]

>>46125119
Anon it's your fault for having a weak cardiovascular system, although I'm sure Miss Lich could give you some exercise to correct your poor health.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46125119
I like monster girls well and good. But if one of ems trying to kill me I'm gonna fight back. Potential resurrection magics be danmed. Though I'd prefer just to live and let live with them.

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>>46125119
>monster murders you
this would not happen, you are making something up to get mad at

[Anonymous No.]

>>46125119
manslaughter at best

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw die to a brick at terminal velocity
>I get rezzed and my dick is hard
>the lich who rezzed u notices it an starts blushing
>I say "Well at least i know that works, so wanna test it out, miss......?"

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>>46125119
>kills me
>gives me pussy after
I expected to die without pussy so at least they didn't make me a liar

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>>46125119
it's like judge wisp always says "you break it, you buy it"

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>>46125119
They hated him because he told the truth

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>>46125183
it's already a false representation. your statement has no meaning in such a context

[Anonymous No.]

What would a cat MG with the personality of Sweet Shalquoir be like?

[Anonymous No.]

Amazing, you disagree with one, single, tiny aspect of MGE you personally don't like and a mob of angry cultists comes out of nowhere to crucify you. MGE fans are like salafist jihadists, they put a gun to your head and say "convert" and then kill you if you say no.

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>>46125197
The thread is very, very dogmatic. Yes.

[Anonymous No.]

LISTEN CHUD SO WHAT IF YOU GOT LITERALLY MURDERED YOU GET TO HAVE SEX SO ITS OKAY NOW OK???!!!! EVERY SINGLE FACET OF THE WHOLE UNIVERSE AND EXISTENCE NEEDS TO BE SEX WHICH MEANS LE BETTER AND UTOPIA AND ITS GOOD BECAUSE INCEL JAP WHO GOT DUMPED AND DECIDED TO MAKE PORN TO COPE SAID SO!

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>>46125213
is that what happens when a girl talks to you?

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>>46125197
>Walk into math club
>Say something that is objectively wrong
>Everyone corrects you
>"OH MY GOD WHERE DID THESE ANGRY CULTISTS COME FROM THEY ARE LITERALLY TERRORISTS"

[Anonymous No.]

>>46125197
It's less about you criticizing MGE and more about you going "KC Slop" like a fucking outsider or bad actor, you brain dead cephalopoid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46125234
Yeah mathematicians follow you across the internet reporting your every move to lord KC and watching you like the fucking archons of yaldabaoth or some shit right

[Anonymous No.]

>>46125236
I would say that and I'm neither.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46125234
Math clubs have inner circles of unhinged people that circlejerk on discord and pay for a jap incel's life while looking forward to a dead rpg project and keeping a fucking list of offenders of people who don't like their marriage fetish porn.

[Anonymous No.]

>it's the psychopath episode today

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[Anonymous No.]

>>46125264
i could use a clumsy ass dojiko bunyip maid

[Anonymous No.]

False alarm everyone, it's just the potato pest having his daily meltdown.

[Anonymous No.]

Now all we need is that one guy who screams anti-religious rhetoric like Stephen King out of nowhere.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46125279
He got banned this morning.

[Anonymous No.]

Aw sweet, a schizo meltdown.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46125288
I need more MG's at computers, please. Is there a Bapho one?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46125279
He needs an angel to rape some sense into him.

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>>46125302
And you need a bullet to the sternum, Mick. Good things just don't happen because they need to.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46125302
Not that one.

[Anonymous No.]

Remember, don't reply to bait, just report and hide.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46125300
Here's one having fun on the internet drawn by Yerb. I remember Legit did draw one of those "creature makes a post about itself" pictures with a Bapho, but it was one of his earliest drawings in the thread and it looks weird.

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>>46125288
>go onto 4wan
>post a lengthy rant about how bad my canine wife smells when she gets wet
>end post by implying I should have married a cheshire instead
>sit back and collect (you)s

[Anonymous No.]

>>46125334
Fuckin saved, thanks mate. Bapho chan does things to me.

[Anonymous No.]

Fat fucking lizards.

[Anonymous No.]

I would kill a Baphomet by snapping her neck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46125391
I would slay you before you ever laid a hand on any Baphomet. I'll sacrifice myself to be the midboss before any Baphomet encounter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46125388

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>>46125310
No, that one

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>>46125260
>Keeping a list of offenders
Oh no, a dogmatic community keeps a list of known shit stirrers and ne'er-do-wells, whatever shall we do?

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>>46125260
I refuse to believe they actually thing the RPG is going to happen unless they are seeing a lot more than we do.
>they do it for free
They have to be paid in SOMETHING. And I choose to believe that something is rpg cgs.

[Anonymous No.]

>Be you, Sabbath-curious Anon.
>Honestly, they just seem like fun ladies and you always wanted to learn spellcasting.
>It doesn't take long for you to explain D&D is how you got into the idea of magic, and they've never heard of it.
>Miss Phantom immediately claims your old DMG and decides to become the group's DM.
>Your group naturally ends up all picking spellcasters, and half the sessions break down into them laughing at how nonsensical the magic system is.
>After noticing how much you end up pouting during the first round of that, they all feel a little bad.
>They start trying to turn the D&D spells into real ones for you.
>Despite all the rumors, this place is really nice.
>Sure, they all look 10-ish, but obviously they're much older than that, they play D&D pretty well for rank beginners, and none of them are trying to "get oni-chan to play 7 minutes in heaven" with them or whatever weird shit you've heard about Sabbath girls.
>You can even cast Goodberry now!

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>>46125414
That's weird, I thought FLAT is Justice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46125455
it is, but justice isn't necessarily flat.
it's like a square/rhombus situation

[Anonymous No.]

>>46125455
That's just Sabbath cope.

[Anonymous No.]

Do Thunderbeasts Prove Giant MGs Are Inevitable?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46125449
Just remember, if they don't play B/X like Gygax intended, they need to be doing so.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46125498
Also gods I want to play tabletop with MG's. Imagine playing Dying Earth with spellcaster mons and they get really satisfied from how game breaking Jack Vance's stuff is. Or playing Call of Cthulhu with chaos girls.

[Anonymous No.]

however, bird

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>>46125528

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>>46125535
I'm surprised yugioh has so much fan art.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46125260
marriage... fetish... porn...?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46125548
I'm always interested in talking about monster girls at war and how a plucky human resistance could go on suicide missions to blow up strategic targets.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46125551
what's with dudes and revenge suicide? is that your fetish?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46125553
I've been playing helldivers 2 which is almost a monster girl game if those monster girls were robots and bugs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46125548
Increasingly exotic marriage scenarios are the most KINO of porn.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46125302
I need this to be me, like really badly

[Anonymous No.]

I will found an evil criminal organization of humans in the Mist Continent quarters of MGC and call it something hammy like "the knuckle gang" because I make all my thugs use brass knuckles and then I will purposefully antagonize and attack a random Kakuen martial artist who wears a tang suit who has a band of friends who are also martial artists composed of Mist Continent monsters that inhabit a dojo in the chinatown and it will devolve into a wacky Hong Kong action movie uproar that ends with me taking my shirt off and fighting the Kakuen one on one on top of a tall building in the middle of a rainstorm which ends with her using the secret technique after finding inner peace to kick punch me off the building where I go falling to my demise only to be caught and saved by her, but I reject her kindness and break the hold so I do fall to my demise which marks the end of the knuckle gang.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46125627
You will never be a nervous reluctant shota. Never. At best you will be a slutty one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46125660
Its not my fault, large breasts just have that effect on my brain. And who am I to refuse smooches from monster mommies? I'm not Buddha, I see tiddy and all the willpower evaporates.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46125627
Nah I need to be a grownassman who is STILL dwarfed like that anyway by the queen

This queen

https://files.catbox.moe/t33m73.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

I will be an evil Order general in the modern period and kill a Demon's Dark Valkyrie partner after they get captured by my elite shadow company soldiers and then leave the Demon for dead, thinking she won't be able to make it only for her to recover and go on a rampage that decimates my army and ends with her fighting her way through my base until she confronts me and gets revenge for her Dark Valkyrie friend by throwing a knife into my head.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46115116
>Whoever wins gets to be the dom
A game isn't very fun when both people are trying to lose...

[Anonymous No.]

Why do humans want to do bad things and then get killed for it so much
Why are they like this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46125709
It's just the mick stirring the pot wanting (you)s since KC slapped him with a dmca for his shitty knockoff game.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>hire Anubis accountant to do my taxes against my better judgement
>insists on coming to my house to pick up all the documents
>could be dangerous but okay
>while she's sitting in the living room making sure I've given her everything, cat breaks into my hobby room to sleep in the window
>Anubis glances up, starts to look back down at the paper in hand and then freezes
>one second she's seated on the couch and the next she's disappeared into my hobby room
>oh no
>tail is wagging uncontrollably, goes into overdrive the moment she finds my shelf of DMing materials
>have to wait the three hours for her to inspect the contents of the room before she finishes organizing the documents

It's been three weeks and she hasn't left yet. She even called a couple of her friends who've been here the whole time as well! All we've done is play BattleTech, 40K, A Song of Ice and Fire, X-Wing, D&D and FUCKING Catan from just after breakfast until bedtime every single day. I've been sleeping on my couch this whole time even though they say nothing will happen if I sleep in my bed with them. She swears that my taxes are just complicated this year but I just saw the deposit for both state and federal taxes! I mean...sure, the Kikimora keeps the whole house pretty clean...and the Satyros does at least procure some decent booze...and the Anubis has been paying all of my bills since she moved in...and the Demon is a pretty good cook....

NO. I must retake control of my home! Even my cat and dog have abandoned me now! They sleep in the bed with the damned intruders rather than on the couch with me! I must have them out! How do I remove these intruders?!

[Anonymous No.]

>>46125718
Mogged by her other half

[Anonymous No.]

>>46125691
A young boy with a weakness for large breasts isn't going to last very long in the presence of any woman older than thirty...

[Anonymous No.]

>>46125712
oh my god that idiot is here too
and posting dumb things like that to boot
*sigh*
t. mggg-anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>46125709
A Flayer like you wouldn't understand the beauty of a heroic or poetic death. You've never even read Yukio Mishima in your life...

[Anonymous No.]

>>46125746
Yukio Mishima would have alped, guy was gay as fuck and believed in fairy tales about the Amaterasu bloodline bullshit

[Anonymous No.]

>>46125730
Its so over

[Anonymous No.]

>>46125727

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>>46125742
Subtle anon, real subtle.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46125753
And you are a fat cowboy american who believes in McDonalds and pepsi cola and green dollar bills as your only god who falls for made up lies of Yukio Mishima's so-called homosexuality when the man literally had three female interests and two daughters. You will die a diabeetus heart stopper heart attack death unlike that man who died a beautiful death on his own terms.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46125770
There's no way that demon's tail is strong enough to hold him like that. He should just break free and escape

[Anonymous No.]

>>46125780
that's never been in his playbook as that requires nuance

[Anonymous No.]

Amaterasu isn't real weeaboo

[Anonymous No.]

>>46125746
They don't get it. Who can look at a monster girl and say :
>"My brother, my captain, my king"
It's just a comradery thing you don't get with superpowered sex crazy monsters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46125786
There's also her wing, her hand, and possibly her leg.
And most inescapable of all...
The allure of soft thighs and breasts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46125795
alps say that all the time

[Anonymous No.]

>>46125792
American fatso loudly says these things while reading his preferred religious text (the latest marvel comic book)

[Anonymous No.]

>>46125799
It's a trap.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46125786
The real prison is in his mind

[Anonymous No.]

>>46125799
You would know a lot about Alps, wouldn't you faggot?

[Anonymous No.]

I'm gonna drive through town and hunt Alps down. They'll be brought back to my home and I will train them how to be housewives. Once they're done with their training, I will help them find a husband. I'm tired of watching Alps sperg out while trying to hit on guys.

[Anonymous No.]

I shall post a kejourou today.

[Anonymous No.]

I don't know about you homosexuals who choose mediocre pussy over bros but I want no part of the bleak world KC has made in which you are not allowed to have male friends or bros or to even talk to another male ever again and must disconnect entirely from your family as the only person you are allowed to have in your life ever again is some random bitch who decides she's your wife against your will

[Anonymous No.]

>>46125832
Hello, Miss Alp! I hope you're having a lovely night.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46125832
Don't worry, your Golem wife made of straw will love you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46125832
>you are not allowed to have male friends or bros or to even talk to another male ever again and must disconnect entirely from your family as the only person you are allowed to have in your life ever again is some random bitch
Amazing, every word of what you just said is wrong.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46125834
Hello little bitch, gonna ask your slave driver I mean wife to help you open the soilent bottle again?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46125834
>>46125837
Stop giving the schizo (you)s.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46125786
Why would he want to do that? Surrender to demon. Be loved by demon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46125832
you got to go out of your way to take the least charitable interpretation of everything you read

[Anonymous No.]

I'm going to marry an immortal monster girl and have her help me get all the women in my family transformed into immortal monster girls so I don't lose any of the people I love. Then I'll help her immortal monster girl friends get hitched with my friends so I don't lose any of my buddies. Then we'll spend the rest of eternity being happy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46125832
>mediocre pussy
That's where you're wrong.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46125843
Demons are evil don't do that!

[Anonymous No.]

>>46125840
What SICK mamono would force her husband to get sustenance from a BOTTLE?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46125822
Really wholesome, you're like a father to them. Do attend the wedding of every one of them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46125857
Their wing burritos make a compelling argument. They don't seem evil to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46125832
It's extremely good pussy, actually. Mind-blowing, life-changing, coma-inducing pussy.

[Anonymous No.]

I will die a heroic death in the name the Order vanquishing demons as a Hero and an obituary will be made in my name, with a statue raised in my honor for all to know my deeds and life by and Monsters will not stop me. I will leave my Valkyrie for my little brother who I choose as my successor so she can help him start his career as a Hero too. I will choose how my life story ends on my own terms.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46125904
>Step 1: "I will die a heroic death in the..." blah blah blah
>Step 2: Miss Wisp saunters in and sees a fresh corpse.
>"Jackpot."

[Anonymous No.]

>>46125822
>Anon the alp whisperer.
You said no homo right?

[Anonymous No.]

is it true you guys went on a crusade across the whole internet, attacking fetishes you don't like, such as futa?
I wasn't around, so IDK

[Anonymous No.]

>>46125925
'Tis a lie!

[Anonymous No.]

(I say "such as futa", because NTRshitters deserve death, I won't argue that)

[Anonymous No.]

>>46125904
>ten years later
>little brother is banging his valkyrie wife and living happily
>they visit a town under DL control and see a statue to a knight covered in moss that nobody cares to keep up with
>"Hey look it's big bro."
>"Yeah, he was an idiot, went and got himself killed for no reason, nobody even remembers him or bothers to read the plaque, they just think its a statue of a random knight."
>meanwhile anon's dumb ass is in Hel forever seething and going insane as a lonely soul surrounded by eternal darkness that's not allowed to ever a get a wife or see anyone else ever again since he killed innocent monsters
>all because he was obsessed with romanticizing heroic death blah blah blah larping as a living legend blah blah blah
Hope you'd be happy with that because that'd be your fate, not even Wisps will save you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46125925
I wondered where you could have gotten such a retarded information and checked to see the place that could peddle such bullshit - turns out it was the one I was thinking about.
Remember when one fag there claimed /mgt/ has a personal janny that purges everything Anons here don't like?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46125925
Stay mad, Mick

[Anonymous No.]

>>46125951
That's nice fanfiction, meanwhile in reality I would be looking down proud of what I've done and all the basic bitches in costumes I'd killed mercilessly and wouldn't regret anything and then rest peacefully knowing I lived life just the way I wanted instead of being turned into some beta male fuck for an ugly cosplay wearing human bitch, and knowing that human woman but colored blue wouldn't be able to get me even in death is just the cherry on top, so it doesn't matter if the world goes to shit and turns into faggots who worships females, I'm a winner. I won, because I got what I want. You could never say the same because you're okay with your free will being revoked. Lmao, go become panties for a freaky TF monster or something you faggot, the Order is better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46125977
hey, I'm not the guy making a 3d game, and I'm not mad
I'm asking for the other side of a story I heard elsewhere

[Anonymous No.]

T. Edgiest Order Lover meets T. Edgiest Mamono

[Anonymous No.]

I've never seen monsterfags make one argument that was better than Orderfags do. Orderfags are amusing and total bro posters but every monsterfag is the nerd emoji going "ermm umm ermmm w-w-w-well she to-touched my pp"

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>46126003
>Orderfags are amusing
Clowns are funny, yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46126003
The difference is that monsters would touch my pp and orderfags would touch my butthole

[Anonymous No.]

>>46126003
'monsterfags'? do you know what fucking thread you're in? why are you here if you don't like monsters?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>46126017
What? TAKE THAT BACK. Clowns are scary and confusing and my mom put up hobo clown paintings in my room as a child and I will ALWAYS hate clowns.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46125989
>story I heard elsewhere
Just some tard with hateboner for /jp/ manufacturing artificial drama.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46126019
*orderfags would touch my butthole against my will
if you WANT your butthole touched, monsters can do that too
there's nothing good about the order

[Anonymous No.]

The Chief God will win retards, she is stronger than the Demon Lord.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46126003
>Orderfags are amusing and total bro posters
No, they're 100% faggots. It's like going on Stormfront and posting about how you love Jews and black people and hate white people.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46126020
Contrarianism is hell of a drug.
>>46126030
>The Chief God will win retards
Yeah, she's been winning plenty of retards. The smart guys marry Demons.

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I'm going to join the Order so that a demon can capture and correct me. Wish me luck.

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>>46126037
strange, I hate the order and orderfags but that would be super based if you removed "hate white people"

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>>46126047
You won't be saying that when she wins and all your "loyal" monster wives suddenly turn back into real monsters and maul your ass

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>>46126052
God I love draphs

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>>46126058
Nah, I love me a good futa.

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>>46126058
Yeah, I won't be saying that because it won't happen.

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>>46126067
It will. She is stronger than the Demon Lord, she will win. Monsterfags are running on borrowed time, the Order can't lose.

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>>46126030
DL isn't alone though
off the top of my head, eros and the eldritch ones on DL's side
it's not 1v1, it's a JRPG final boss

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>>46126073
Yes, the Order is too big to fail. It will be eternal like Blockbuster!
>>46126078
Don't forget Poseidon because Chief God fucked up that alliance.

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>>46126078
Yes but if it was a 1v1 the Chief God would win easily, she is stronger, the Demon Lord couldn't beat her without tons of help. And the Chief God already beat all those other fucking losers who joined the Demon Lord, she can beat them again. The Chief God will win. The Order will win. You know I'm right. IT'S COMING MONSTER LOVERS

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>>46126091
Ah, but you're forgetting about something. The Demon Lord has a power on her side that the Chief God knows not.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-UQFBtHEFJ8

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>>46114624