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Konbanwa! Atashi wa - Iriyasufiru Fon Ainzuberun.

>> No.4610407

whore

>> No.4610415
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LOOKS LIKE ITS TIME TO OIL UP

>> No.4613189
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Illya is a creepy little monster.

Yes she is.

>> No.4613194

What a heartless bitch.

>> No.4613232

>>4613194
So...Lancers spear wouldn't work on her then?

>> No.4613239

>>4613232
oh a spear would work on her...

Just not one made of metal.

A flesh spear would be QUITE effective.

tldr I'M SAYING A PENIS WOULD FIT NICELY IN HER VAGINA

>> No.4613258
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Atashi wa Arukueido Buryunsutaddo.

>> No.4613275

ORE WA NIPPON.

>> No.4613284

>>4613275
Why don't you avatarfag anymore, Arc?

>> No.4613295
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>>4613284

You wanted me to stop. I stopped.

WE BEND OVER BACKWARDS TO MEET YOUR NEEDS.jpg

>> No.4613356

>>4613189
But a cute little monster she is.

>> No.4613376

>>4613295
Did you also raise the quality of your posts (if only somewhat) due to popular demands?
If so, you really did bend over backwards.

>> No.4613402

>>4613376

No, but I left /jp/ and moved back to /k/.

Then you all begged me to come back, so I did.

Now you want me to leave again.

I really don't mind either way, because /jp/ is a terrible place that makes me depressed when I post on it. The less I post here, the happier I am.

At least /k/ has some decent people. Occasionally.

>> No.4613409

>>4613402
You always post nonsense on /k/ tho.

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>>4613409

As opposed to the nonsense that's ALWAYS on /k/?

>> No.4613413

>>4613402
>Then you all begged me to come back, so I did.
Hahaha, no we didn't

You're the most delusional person on the internet.

>> No.4613415

>>4613413

Really? Then how come people came into /k/ asking me to post on /jp/?

>> No.4613429

>>4613415
They probably want to get rid of you.
Anyway, I don't recall ever see you directly discuss any weapon.

>> No.4613430

>>4613415

They were begging you to stop posting nonsense on /k/ duh....

>> No.4613434

>>4613429


Because nobody talks about weapons on /k/.

/k/ - politics.

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4613439

Arc take this and go back to /k/

>> No.4613446

>>4613434
You haven't been to /k/ for a while have you?
they really cleaned up their act. I like it.

>> No.4613462

>>4613446

Yes, yes, the new mod.

I've also seen the butthurt Stormfags making "SIXTY NIGGERS" threads and calling the new mod a niggerlover. I've been hiding out in /fit/ and /lit/, as well as my old home of /o/, while /k/ shits out the racists.

>> No.4613474

>>4613462

The first time I went into lit I saw a sticky saying "STOP TALKING ABOUT AYN RAND". I laughed my ass off and decided I've seen enough.

/new/ is also basically a stormfront outpost.

>> No.4613485

>>4613462
the only thing good about /fit/ is their delicious pancakes.

>> No.4613486

>>4613474

I like /lit/. Also, it's nice to talk about books for a change, and interact with -real- intellectuals, as opposed to the posers on /jp/ who think that VN's blow Tolstoy, Gogol, Doyle, and all the other great writers of old out of the water.

>> No.4613494

>>4613486
Atlas shrugged.

>> No.4613496

>>4613474
Sadly, most of the appropriately-named dis text boards have no functional moderation to speak of. Usually, this is not a problem.

>> No.4613497

>>4613486
we don't think that.
I mean, shit. I think even the most fanatic fans realize that r07 is more of a troll than a writer.

>> No.4613505

>>4613486
I went to /lit/ a couple times but I got pissed at the "intellectuals" trolling fanfiction threads. I like normal books as much as the next person, but really...

>> No.4613507

>>4613446
It's shit.
The new mod is some kind of rule nazi.
I like all my boards with 30% trolling in them.

>> No.4613514

>>4613486

This place is funny when they defend the terrible writing in KS.

However I wouldn't call /lit/ people intellectuals by any measure.

>> No.4613518

>>4613505

But fanfiction is shitty and silly. It is silly to like fanfiction. Fanfiction is for teenage girls and twelve-year-olds.

George R. R. Martin in particular wrote some scathing lines about how fanfiction writers are too uninspired and untalented to come up with their own idea.

>> No.4613527

>>4613518
>It's fine if it's a homage
Where the hell do you draw the line?

>> No.4613539

>>4613527

Homages indeed, not HURR DURR I AM WRITE HARRY POTTER AND HERMIONE KISSING CUZ THEYRE SUCH A CUTE COUPLE.

Again, fanfiction is retarded. Homages are something else entirely.

>> No.4613540

>>4613518
Arguably, nobody has written an imaginative story since Homer.

>> No.4613545

>>4613540

Irrelevant to fanfiction being retarded and silly.

Try again.

>> No.4613546

>>4613540
I teared up laughing.

>> No.4613552

>>4613539

Reminder that there is a Doom (yes the pc game) and Teen Titans crossover fanfic in existence.

And it is over 400,000 words.

>> No.4613553

Ah, I get it.

/jp/ is angry at /lit/ because /lit/ has very little tolerance for shitty fanfiction, whereas /jp/ worships shitty fanfiction.

You know who you sound like, /jp? Harry Potter fans.

>> No.4613554

>>4613545
>George R. R. Martin in particular wrote some scathing lines about how fanfiction writers are too uninspired and untalented to come up with their own idea.

>irrelevant

Do you read your own posts, Arc ?
Or are you schizo enough to consider what you write as not a product of your mind ?

>> No.4613557

>>4613554

Your shitty strawman argument fails to impress.

>> No.4613561

>>4613553
>implying everyone on /lit/ hasn't read the harry potter books.

>> No.4613565

>>4613561

They aren't rabid fans, which renders your point moot.

>> No.4613567

>>4613565
You never mentioned Rabid.

>> No.4613572

>>4613567

It doesn't matter. They are not fans of the book.

>> No.4613575

>>4613565

They are however rabid George R. R. Martin fans.

I wonder what they think of Orson Scott Card, in particular his recent works.

>> No.4613576

>>4613557
You can't attack the quality of fanfiction writers' imagination without being a hypocrite. There really isn't anything innovative about Cervantes's writing either.

>> No.4613579

>>4613576

>You can't attack the quality of fanfiction writers' imagination without being a hypocrite.

Bullshit, if they have imagination they can create their own characters and not leech off others.

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Why talk about books when you could be reading more books?

Its a waste of time.

>> No.4613589

>>4613588

Who says you can't read at your computer?

>> No.4613590

>>4613579
Shakespeare's characters can be traced to greek tragedies. Geez, the nerve of that guy.

>> No.4613591

>>4613579
ARC SAMA IS AN ORIGINAL CHARACTER DO NOT STEAL

>> No.4613601

>>4613590

Shakespeare also wrote his own original stories, something that seems to escape the grasp of Fanfiction writers.

Also, if you're genuinely using Shakespeare to defend fanfiction, you're beyond hope and should return to Fanfiction.net.

>> No.4613617

>>4613601
I'm not defending fanfiction, I'm taking the counterpoint to your argument.
The characters are irrelevant as long as they aren't wackily developed. Plot is the real issue.

>> No.4613621

>>4613601

Your defense of originality is baffling since any serious lit crit. guy wouldn't even try to argue that authors are original; what makes some exceptional is their command of the narrative.

>> No.4613624

>>4613579
What about uncreative sequels? Aren't those just as bad?
Like the harry potter books ever since book 3 and onwards.

>> No.4613632

>>4613617
>>4613621

Nobody's defending Originality here.

My point is that Fanfiction sucks. My point is supported by the literary community at large, including by established authors.

Your point is that fanfiction is great.

>> No.4613636

>>4613632
My point is that your arguments suck.
I don't care about fanfiction.
You, on the other hand, feel the need to validate your existence through opinionated bullshit.

>> No.4613641

>>4613636
>>4613636

>I don't care about fanfiction.

Then don't defend it.

>> No.4613642

>>4613632

Not really I haven't said that at all, my argument was this.

>>4613514

>> No.4613647

>>4613642

You're implying that there are idiots in /lit/.

We know. We're trying to keep them out and prevent them from posting FANFICTION.

>> No.4613649

>>4613641
I'm not defending fanfiction, I'm attacking your arguments against it.
Notice I never said anything about any possible qualities that fanfiction might have.
That would be a telltale sign of my defending fanfiction.

>> No.4613653

>>4613649

There is no argument against it. Write fanfiction if you want, but realize that you are basically vomiting diarrhea on a paper and passing it off as an actual story.

>> No.4613655

>>4613518
Motherfucker aught to be writing what he'll be remembered for.

>> No.4613656

>>4613647

I saw some of that which is pretty dumb but the guys who can't seem to get over their high school reading of 1984 are also pretty dumb.

>> No.4613659

>>4613624
To add to this, what about collaborative works like the bible?

>> No.4613662

>>4613659
Gospel of Judas is my favorite Harlequin romance ever.

>> No.4613664

>>4613624
>>4613659

These are entirely unrelated to fanfiction.

>> No.4613668

>>4613653
So now you have no arguments against fanfiction ? Up until now it seemed like your dog got run over by a fanfic writer.
Regardless, your judging a story based on the characters' origin instead of the narrative makes you a low level critic for anything literary.

>> No.4613678

>>4613668

>your judging a story based on the characters' origin instead of the narrative

Except that had nothing to do with my point.

My point, as I stated before, is that fanfiction sucks. For a myriad of reasons, not just the character-stealing.

>> No.4613680

>>4613664
what? but they're both about someone taking the original work of someone else (themselves in the first case) and doing something with it. Only with consent/approval.
Also, what about (arguably) unfaithful translations/modernization?

>> No.4613682

>>4613664
Funny, I thought you defined fanfiction as reusing characters from another author.
Those silly apostles and their fanfiction.

>> No.4613687

>>4613680
>>4613682

Looks like both of you missed my point. Were you reading my posts with your eyes closed?

>> No.4613691

protip: doujins are illustrated fanfiction.

>> No.4613692

>>4613691

That certainly explains why /jp/ has such a goddamned hard-on for fanfiction.

>> No.4613697

>>4613691
So is every marvel comic not written by Stan Lee.

>> No.4613702

>>4613687
Looks like you're changing your point as it gets rebutted.

>> No.4613704

>>4613702

No, my point's remained the same.

Fanfiction sucks.

>> No.4613706

>>4613692
>/jp/ has such a goddamned hard-on for fanfiction.
I have no clue where you get this idea.
Except for the case of Touhoufags. But I can't blame them because Touhou canon is laughable at best.

>> No.4613709

>>4613704

Also, it is silly to like fanfiction. As I began this whole whiny crybaby fest with.

>> No.4613710

>>4613687
No. That'd be hard. I just didn't read your replies that weren't directed toward me.
Well, I guess a real life example would be better.
The comic book industry has recycled the same characters for well over 50 years now (batman, superman, spiderman, wolverine, x-men, etc). And these characters have had multiple authors work on them. Are you trying to say that every single rendition of those characters after their original authors have been created by worthless hacks who lack originality?

>> No.4613711

>>4613706

Get a clue.

This whole thread is full of people defending fanfiction.

>> No.4613713

>>4613710

You just explained why I hate reading comic books.

>> No.4613717

>>4613704
You first gave character use as a reason for it sucking and are now saying that it's irrelevant.
You're now saying it's bad because you and three wildly unknown people don't like it, which makes you look like a 5 year old.

>> No.4613721

>>4613711
No, it's full of people who just like to argue against you. There are even multiple posts that say "I don't like fanfiction, but I'm going to argue with you because you're an idiot."

>> No.4613725

>>4613713
you SERIOUSLY hate any series that have multiple successive authors?
...how about WH40K novels?

>> No.4613730

>>4613721

>implying that /jp/ is full of trolls trolling

HA HA HA, Surely you...

....jest...

...never mind. You're right.

>>4613717

>You first gave character use as a reason for it sucking

No, I merely paraphrased GRRM on that.

>> No.4613735

>>4613721
I like arguing with arc. At least he tries to have a conversation instead of the usual "LOL I TROL U".
I hope he stays this time.

>> No.4613742

>>4613725
You honestly think he's read those?

he just said he hates comics.

He would probably even hate Deff Skwadron.

>> No.4613746

>>4613730
If you didn't want to use that quotation as an argument, you wouldn't have cited it.

You can't quote someone on something to defend a point and reject responsability when the point gets rebutted.

>> No.4613751

>>4613742

I do not read WH40K lit because I am not a faggot.

>> No.4613759

>>4613746

Sure I can. It's not my argument. And I am not GRRM.

Besides, I never had an argument in this thread. I said that fanfiction sucks, and you along with all the other Anons have been getting butthurt at me while defending fanfiction furiously.

At least you've got the good sense to -pretend- you're not trying to defend it, under the guise of wanting to troll me.

>> No.4613761

>>4613742
That's...ARC, YOU MISSING OUT MAN
YOU GOTTA CHECK THIS SHIT OUT. Read for enjoyment! It's fine to be a manchild! Nobody is judging (or at least is in a position to judge, anyone who tells you otherwise is a dick/liar/both).

>> No.4613767

>It's fine to be a manchild!

>Fanfiction is good, Shakespeare wrote it

>WH40K lit is good

/jp/ is really dropping the ball today...

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although honestly this sort of derailing is just fine.

Carry on.

>> No.4613781

>>4613759
You're using the eventuality of someone defending fanfiction as an ad hominem.
The fact is, the queerest man in the land would still be right if he showed that your argument is bullshit.
You have no argument against fanfiction other than you don't like it. (since apparently you like to quote other people's arguments for fun)
Up until now, you haven't been more convincing than a child saying vegetables are bad because he doesn't like them.

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>> No.4613784

>>4613781

>You have no argument

I never had one, as I think I mentioned before.

Fanfiction sucks, your butthurt is showing, and you're really not impressing me here.

>> No.4613786

Good god I should have never bumped this thread from page 14 on the basis I wanted to talk about illya.

FUCK

>> No.4613788

>>4613759
No your just a trip fag with superiority complex. I don't even read fanfiction so there is no way I'd even have an opinion. Your narcissism makes me won't to troll you because to the group you like an ignoramus.

BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA

>> No.4613793

>>4613784
Apparently it doesn't suck since you have no explanation for why it would be bad.
Also, stop projecting, Arc. My pleasure lies in getting you to argue.

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Just remember kids, by the end of this, Arcuied is going to pretend like he was LOL TROLLING U, but in reality he will leave this thread frustrated.

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>>4613788

>your

>> No.4613800

>>4613793

>Apparently it doesn't suck since you have no explanation for why it would be bad.

All of that's pretty irrelevant to the fact that fanfiction sucks.

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>> No.4613806

>>4613800
If you can't give any reason for it sucking, then, it doesn't.

>> No.4613809

>>4613794
>but in reality he will leave this thread frustrated.
so he's just like us?

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>>4613806

>If you can't give any reason for it sucking, then, it doesn't.

I remain unimpressed by your strawman logic.

Fanfiction sucks. Deal with it.

>> No.4613816

>>4613809
Arc's frustration is inversely proportional to mine.

>> No.4613817

Troll translation
>I never had an argument
lol i troll u

>> No.4613820

>>4613816
...you're really sadistic.
Just don't go too far, he might go back to /k/, and reading his shenanigans on /k/ isn't nearly as fun.

>> No.4613821

>>4613817

So stating the obvious, that fanfiction sucks and is silly, falls under trolling?

I don't get why /jp/ is so defensive about fanfiction. It's shit.

>> No.4613822

>>4613812
You're not convincing anyone unless you get an argument, Arc. There's no strawman here.

>> No.4613825

>>4613822

>implying I want to convince anyone.

Dude, write fifty gigabytes of fanfiction. I will sit here and not give a fuck.

I won't, however, suddenly stop thinking that fanfiction is utter shit.

>> No.4613828

>>4613820
We can always make new tripfags.

They didn't exactly break the mold.

>> No.4613836

>>4613825
So, suddenly, what you've been affirming for the better part of 20 posts is just your opinion instead of a fact ?
It's just what you think ?
Good, you're entitled to your opinion, Arc. It's nice to see you back down from time to time.

>> No.4613837

>>4613828
But I like this one! Besides, I don't want another mugenjoncel.

>> No.4613838

Cool, all I had to do wias mention /lit/ and fanfiction in the same post to start an argument. Didn't even have to stoke the fire any. Nice.

Though the credit rightfully belongs to Arc.

>> No.4613841

>>4613837
Don't diss mugen.
He's a nice man.

>> No.4613845

>>4613836

Again, my point in this thread is that fanfiction sucks.

Why are you so defensive about it? Do you write fanfiction? Do you like fanfiction? Your opinion isn't worth two shits if you do either of these things.

Stay out of /lit/ and keep your fanfiction on this shitfest of a board. That's all I'm worried about. Don't post your shit on my /lit/.

>> No.4613847

Hey Arc, did you ever finish writing that Lunarian fanfic? I was looking forward to that.

>> No.4613850

>>4613821
It's not about fanfiction at all.
It's that you persisted on holding an argument, cried strawman whenever you didn't like someone's logic, and then hid behind the mother of all troll shields, "I never had an argument!"
You're so pathetic you can't even debate against apathetic devil's advocates.
No, you're so pathetic you can't even tell they're devil's advocates.

>> No.4613852

>>4613847

No, because I was under the impression that /jp/ hated fanfiction.

I WAS WROOOOOOOOOOOOOONG

>> No.4613856

>>4613850

>It's not about fanfiction at all.

When you've been defending it for fifty posts, while getting butthurt over it, I'm inclined to think otherwise.

If it's not about fanfiction, be a bro and admit it sucks. C'mon.

>> No.4613859

>>4613845
Oh oh, no good.
You stepped up again affirming your opinion is worth anything.
That's bad, Arc.
Also, please don't misinterpret my posts.
I'm not being defensive. I am being offensive. You are at the center of my attention, not fanfiction.

>> No.4613861

>>4613852
Well fuck, I guess posting in support of you every time you mentioned it just isn't enough.

>> No.4613864

>>4613859

>implying that my opinion is that fanfiction sucks

Plenty of people agree that fanfiction sucks. I'm just following the crowd.

>> No.4613867

>>4613841
Sure, I just can't stand reading he posts.
>>4613845
do you REALLY think there's much overlap between /jp/ and /lit/?
Anyhow, I think what we need to do is some testing. We'll pull up some really good fanfics (both of them), some really badly written sequels by the original author, then put them side by side with their originals, and have someone judge if it was fanfic or not.
SCIENCE!

>> No.4613870

>>4613861

I commend you on your valiant effort.

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>>4613867

>implying that there are GOOD fanfics

Troll, or retard?

YOU DECIDE.

>> No.4613875

>>4613864
Had it been antiquity, I take it you would've argued for hours on end that the earth is flat for no real reason ?
Don't hide in the majority, Arc.

>> No.4613881

>>4613875

>arguing

Nope.

I don't want you to stop liking fanfiction. Some people like eating shit, and God bless them for doing what they like.

I, however, think that fanfiction is silly, and so do a vast majority of people on the Internet. Including /lit/.

And I prefer /lit/ to /jp/, so...

>> No.4613887

>>4613881
>And I prefer /lit/ to /jp/, so...

Bye man, You'll be slightly missed.

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>>4613887
>You'll be slightly missed.

No, he won't.

>> No.4613892

>>4613887

I have to say, I wouldn't miss a board where the posters are seriously comparing Fanfiction to the theory of the Earth being round. What kind of idiocy could spawn that?

>> No.4613894

>>4613881
Ah, you're back to stating that this is only your opinion.
I'm glad that you recognise that you and countless others can be wrong.
It's much better when you try to be accomodating, Arc.

>> No.4613898

>>4613873
how about "some fanfic that's hard to differentiate from the original work"? there's a shitload of them ever since people noticed that they could profit off it. Of course, there's less of that in modern times, but even the bible went through multiple revisions/translations/etc by different people. Who knows if someone sneaked a couple kings/queens with their own sidestories in there.

>> No.4613899

>>4613891
Correct, he'll be immensely missed.

>> No.4613900

If you're a shitty writer, you have absolutely no business writing original fiction.

>> No.4613908
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>>4613898
>>4613894

Defending fanfiction by comparing it to the bible? Are you purposefully trying to make me laugh myself to death?

...it's working because I can hardly breathe

>> No.4613916

>>4613892
I'm sorry that hyperbole as a device remains unknown to you. It must be hard to live when you can only compare things that only have the same size.
Your lack of conceptual thinking must be why you have such a hard time developing arguments.

>> No.4613926

>>4613916

Why so defensive about fanfiction, bro? It sucks, I really don't see why you're trying so hard to convince me otherwise.

>> No.4613929

>>4613908
so you'll stay? because I was about to drag this into star trek/star wars novels/novel adaptations of movies/etc in general, and then star wars original trilogy vs the new trilogy.

>> No.4613932

>>4613916
He "never had an argument," remember?

>> No.4613934

>>4613908
So, what separates the bible from fanfiction?
Don't both use characters from other authors to incorporate them in new narratives?
Thinking of the bible as having any particular value aside from its past religious aspect is what's laughable.

>> No.4613936
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4613936

What the hell happened to you, /jp/?

I remember when we used to have threads on here dissing fanfiction writers. We even used to shit on UsuallyDead for writing Touhou Fanfiction.

>> No.4613942

Here's a defense of fanfiction: Wish fulfillment.

>> No.4613943

>>4613934

Well, they're both shit, if that's the point you're trying to make. The bible is a shitty book, and fanfiction is shitty....

>> No.4613944

>>4613936
Find an argument, Arc.
To have an opinion, you need a valid reason.

>> No.4613949

>>4613944

My reason is that the vast majority of fanfiction is condensed shit. Good enough for me.

>> No.4613953

>>4613936
We already said we like arguing with you.
I actually find just about all fanfic/RPfaggotry to be intolerable (there's this one fanfic about a page long that I like, that's about it) as well, but you're just so goddamn fun to argue with.
I wouldn't be surprised if someone in this thread is climaxing right now.

>> No.4613958

>>4613953

>there's this one fanfic about a page long that I like

JESUS CHRIST HOW HORRIFYING.jpg

>> No.4613959

Okay honestly.

Does anyone here actually care about fanfiction or are we just violently dickwaggling?

>> No.4613964

>>4613949
>vast majority
wait what? so there's some that you like?
Gimme.

>> No.4613965

>>4613959

I just hate fanfiction. And I thought that /jp/ still hated fanfiction.

I WAS WRONG.

/jp/ - fanfiction

>> No.4613966

>>4613959
Dickwaggler reporting.

>> No.4613967

>>4613953
I would but it's kinda cold and I'm too tired to masturbate to Arc's incoherent rambling.

>> No.4613968

>>4613964

No, some fanfiction just doesn't make me puke my guts out. I wouldn't waste time reading it, nevertheless.

>> No.4613970

>>4613959
I genuinely like fanfiction and am reading a shitty pokemon/touhou crossover right now.

>> No.4613974

Is it a fanfiction if it only involves the setting?
How much of a fanfiction is it if the canon characters only make cameos?

>> No.4613976

>>4613959
Nobody cares about fanfiction.
I would argue with Arc about the distribution m&m's if I could get him started on the topic.

>> No.4613977

>>4613967

Here, lemme make it coherent for you.

Fanfiction sucks.

Two words. Should be easy as pie.

>> No.4613978

>>4613968
Ever read the first Tsukihime demo?

Fanfiction level writing. Horrible.

>> No.4613979

>>4613965
We do.
But more than fanfiction, we hate people who hate things most people hate just so that they can say that they hate the popular things to hate because they hate hating on things that haters hate to hate on so that they get hated.

>> No.4613981

>>4613958
I know right? But I only liked it because I only realized that it was a fanfic afterward.
It was one of those full metal panic short comedy stories. Only it was fanfic. Maybe I just miss the days when FMP wasn't GRIMDARK.

>> No.4613983

>>4613977
That's not coherent; that's not giving any justifiction.

>> No.4613984

Arc probably doesn't give a shit about fanfiction, he just loves arguing same as you guys.

>> No.4613985

I have enjoyed fanfiction for many years. Of course most of it sucks but some of it is good. Isn't that true about everything though? Most doujins, most music, most posters on 4chan...

>> No.4613986

>>4613978
>>4613974

Yes, that's fanfiction.

Yes, VN's have SHITTY WRITING. I know that. That's why I'm reading Jack London right now and not whatever gay Sister-raping simulator /jp/ is cumming over now.

>> No.4613987

>>4613974
I'm happy for you.
>>4613977
This is your opinion and I respect it.
>>4613966
I know its alot of fun.


Okay everybody has won.

Thread over.

>> No.4613993

>>4613974
That's still fanfiction.
Even worse if the oh so original characters are self inserted Mary Sues.

>> No.4613994

>>4613984

Not arguing, brosap.

I'm not stopping anyone here from reading or writing fanfiction. I just said it sucks.

>> No.4614006

>>4613986
Jack London is child level literature.
You could at least pick something that makes you sound smart.

>> No.4614007

>>4613986
>I'm not reading whatever gay Sister-raping simulator /jp/ is cumming over now.
But sengoku rance was great!

>> No.4614012

>>4613993
Well, having a Mary Sue character doesn't necessarily make it fanfiction, right?

Or rather, it being fanfiction doesn't imply that there will necessarily be a Mary Sue, just that Mary Sues most often appear in fanfiction.

There are certainly canon Mary Sues.

So, if a fanfiction were:
a. written mainly just using the setting.
b. canon characters show up infrequently and are almost never compared to fanmade ones.
c. no mary sues.

I wouldn't mind that fanfiction. Obviously it would need to be written well too.

>> No.4614013

>>4614006

I don't read to look smart or intellectual. I read for fun and profit. Or I'd be yet another fag reading Ayn Rand while looking smug and using my Macbook Air in Starbucks.

>> No.4614015

>>4614012

Here's a better idea - go read something worthwhile instead of shitty fanfiction.

>> No.4614016

>>4614006
better than ayn rand.
I swear to god if I ever invent a time machine...

>> No.4614021

>>4614013
>read for fun/profit
>ignoring the 40k line
like I said, YOU MISSING OUT MAN

>> No.4614023

>>4614016
Never tried reading Rand.
America's hard on for her always translated to something devoid of interest to me.

>> No.4614024

>>4614015
Thanks for the advice, but I'm trying to keep an open mind. That would imply not listening to you.

>> No.4614025

>>4614012
I'd rather the canon characters just not show up at all.
I can understand stealing settings, there are fuckawesome settings out there that have untapped potential, but character cameos are worse than Mary Sues.

>> No.4614030

>>4614024

Yeah, well, if you keep your mind too open it'll fall right out of your head, and then where will you be?

>> No.4614034

>>4614025
That sounds like a good point, but why are they worse?
I figure there's a reason for that. Is it better to have the canon characters alongside fanmade ones, or is it better to have them mentioned in passing?

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4614036

>/jp/
>talking about fanfiction in a positive light

It's like you really want me to go to /lit/ and never return.

>> No.4614037

>>4614024
Wait,
You're keeping an open mind,
by closing your mind?

>> No.4614040

>>4614030
Nonsense, losing your mind is probably the best thing you can do as a NEET.

>> No.4614047

>>4614034
Mary Sue: Masturbation
Canon characters: Handjob

>> No.4614050

>>4614040

Only a mindless person would even try to defend fanfiction, which makes sense...

>> No.4614051

>>4614037
Well, my natural assumption is fanfics are bad, so him saying that doesn't really *change* anything. I'm just trying to figure out conditions under which I would enjoy a fanfic.

>> No.4614053

>>4614051

Far, far away from them.

That's how you enjoy fanfiction. By never looking at it.

>> No.4614055

Shut up, Hotaru.

>> No.4614063

>>4614055

Jesus Christ, are you telling me that Hotaru Maniac is ITT?

Shit, now everything makes sense.

>> No.4614066

>>4614063
So you'll stay?

>> No.4614067

>>4614050
Oh you. If I lost my mind, what does your inability to form arguments against fanfiction tell about yours ?

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>>4614047
lol okay, that's a fair analogy. I see what you mean.

I think I would enjoy a fanfic if it was under those three conditions. Unfortunately, no such fanfic actually exists.

>> No.4614072

>>4614067

It says that I'm a sensible person who recognizes that fanfiction sucks, and therefore do not need to waste time arguing WHY it sucks when it very obviously does. Silly anon.

>> No.4614089

>>4614072
No, you're explaining your tastes to us. You aren't recognising anything.
Moreover, I find it disturbing that you consider its sucking so obvious when you have yet to give a single example of why it does suck.
Sucking isn't a reason for sucking in itself, Arc.

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>>4614072
Well, even if you are a troll, I'm optimistically assuming you know innately how much dumber you look compared to people actually trying to pinpoint what it is they dislike about FF.

>> No.4614106

>>4614089
>>4614092

>defending fanfiction

No need to get butthurt, I'm sure your friends on FF.net think your NarutoXTouhou fanfiction is cool.

>> No.4614127

>>4614106
Oh, we're playing "grown up debate" again?
I'd like to call you out on an ad hominem.

>> No.4614142

>>4614106
There are only four Naruto x Touhou crossovers on ff. I've read every single one and I don't regret a single moment.

>> No.4614145

>>4614127

No, go ahead and post your Remilia/Sasuke slashfics, I'm sure /jp/ will love them.

I'll be in /lit/ where all the non-Autistics are.

>> No.4614153

>>4614145
But then there'll be autistics there.

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4614155

>>4614127
Frustrated and jealous of glorious Arc-sama.

>> No.4614158

>>4614153

Thankfully, I'm not so autistic that I actually think fanfiction is worth defending.

>> No.4614168

>>4614145
I just checked out the front page of /lit/.
...They're talking about tattooing bible verses on their ass.

>> No.4614171

>>4614168

And making fun of them.

>> No.4614172

You keep using that word; I do not think it means what you think it means.

>> No.4614186

>>4614158
>I'm not so autistic
Get out of /jp/ then, you don't fit in here

>> No.4614191

>>4614171
I don't get it. How did you just make a comeback from "They're talking about tattooing bible verses on the ass"? Did you not feel a moment of "Oh shit. He's right. This guy on /lit/ is seriously talking about tattooing bible verses on asses. This is kind of hilarious, I'll give him this one"?

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>>4614191

I'm too busy laughing at /jp/ for defending fanfiction under the pretense of arguing with a tripfag.

Especially when said tripfag isn't even arguing.

>> No.4614200

You keep saying that you'll leave, yet you keep coming back!
I-if you want to go, the go!
You're not going to hurt my feelings...
I'd be relieved if you leave.
Just leave, idiot.
It's not like I want you to stay.
I.. I never liked you at all EVER!

>> No.4614215

>>4614200


I genuinely want to leave, but suddenly having /jp/ defend and admit to liking fanfiction stayed my hand.

It's a complete 180-degree turn from when /jp/ hated and loathed fanfiction. It's like watching a trainwreck unfold in slow motion.

>> No.4614222

Well, you can take it that way if you want. I know I haven't read any I've liked.

>> No.4614228

>>4614215
/jp/ always liked fanfiction you faggot. Remember the early days here?

>> No.4614229

>>4614228

Remember when the roleplay and fanfiction threads were BANNED?

Yeah.

>> No.4614230

>>4614196
Well, whatever this thread has led to (>>4614200), I hope you can come to like at least some comic books (I recommend atomic robo). I also hope that we can find some common ground (whatever the reason fanfictions suck, whether it's because fanfic writers can't write for shit or if it's because fanfic themselves can't ever hope to be good, at least we can agree that they suck for the most part).

>> No.4614238

>>4614229
They still are, ya git.

>> No.4614239

>>4614230
Atomic robo is good.

I love the villains.

>> No.4614242

>>4614230

It doesn't matter.

You have different tastes than I do. We're different people. It's to be expected.

>> No.4614245

>>4614239
I know right? and it hasn't changed hands even once, so ARC-sama can feel safe about it.

>> No.4614253

>>4614229
I'm still upset about that.

>> No.4614260

>>4614253

I am very glad about it.

>> No.4614282

>>4614260
It sure brought the quality of the board up huh?
I mean, just look around.

>> No.4614294

>>4614282

Sure did. Now we don't have to deal with shitty You Wake Up In Gensokyo threads any more. God, how I hated those threads. I wanted to smash my head open with a brick every time I scrolled past one.

>> No.4614302

>>4614294
You seem kinda mad tonight dude. Did you run out of weed or something?

>> No.4614318

>>4614302

Too tired to be mad, I went to the gym today and did my squats. I can barely walk, let alone summon the energy for anger.

>> No.4614325

>>4614171
No they are not making fun of them.

>> No.4614347

>>4614325
haha oh wow, I went back and checked. looks like TROLLAN HAS COMMENCED.
So ARC, you'll stay, right? RIGHT?

>> No.4614355

>>4614302
Its the roid rage.

>> No.4614361

>>4614355

I don't take roids bro

>> No.4614379

>>4614347

I can't promise anything. If someone tells me to leave I may take an extended vacation on /k/ and /lit/

/klit/.

>> No.4614392

>>4614379
Leave.

>> No.4614395

>>4614379
Bye, don't go to /tg/

>> No.4614396

>>4614392

Seeya.

>> No.4614397

>>4614379
well I'm in favour of you staying. Or, at least, if you have to leave, visit /tg/ sometimes while you're stimulating /klit/.

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>>4614397
>visit /tg/

Is it EDITION WARS time already?

>> No.4614444

Is he really gone?

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