Monster Girl Thread

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It's officially the Year of the Dragon.

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Reminder to trust foxes.

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I will start up a business dedicated to raising Slimes into healthy adult Slimes in a ranch and then put them up for adoption for other human men. Since Slimes can usually just duplicate by splitting without needing to actually breed, I won't run out of business any time soon. And since the Slimes will be focusing so hard on the idea of getting adopted which I put into their heads, none of them will think to rebel against me and rape me, ensuring that I am able to keep myself safe using these monsters to my advantage, because I won't actually fuck any of the Slimes myself. And other Monsters will be too busy paying attention to my good deed of helping Slimes find new owners and husbands that none of them will realize I'm still an umarried virgin myself. It's the perfect scheme!

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>>46065787
I saw a youtube short where a guy found a sleeping fox and started petting it, is this okay?

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>>46065813
Just pack them into Jars and label them as ona-holes for lonely Anons.

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>>46065819
Not only is it okay, it's encouraged. I'm sure that person was later blessed, especially if he brought tofu.

>>46065823
Introducing new Tenga Wet!

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Supervillain bros, how do I defeat Mamono Magi? They keep interfering with my villainous plans

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>>46065908
dump a whole shipping crate worth of mothdust on them

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Happy koturday nyanon

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>>46065932
what will that do?

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>>46065932
I think you may have a dust problem anon

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>>46065932
how on earth do you get that much dust?

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>>46065963
Black market

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>>46065784
Cute Wurm.

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You waited too long to touch the cow. The cow will now touch you

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>46063560
Lol. WIthout hags this place would have almost nothing.

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You stupud fucks, big breasts are fucking disgusting. Hags are pure. Pure shit that is.

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Flatties, go homu.

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>>46066674
Women can have big breasts without being 90+, cellulite riddled, and with an overwhelming urge to call you a good boy and rub your head.

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>>46065941
Give them lung cancer in about 20 years.

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>>46066355
The cow cannot touch me without my consent.

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>"What do mean I look like I'm "a few hundred years old", anon...? I'm only in my 20s you doofus!"

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>>46066836
Tricked again. I swear these foxes...

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>>46066836
My bad then. I only simp for hags, now go away.

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>>46066892
Will lolibabas work?

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>>46066836
I'll take it.

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>>46066765
Now you've gone and done it. You've hurt her feelings!

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I only want prime, extremely soft hags

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>>46066950
You're being unreasonable, Anon! Prime hags always end up composite within a year!

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>>46065937
Christ I forgot how cringe Laska and Me could be. Particularly .less’ obsession with fetishizing her.

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>>46066950
What about even hags?

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>>46066926
...Mamono really hit where it hurts, huh.
Fine, maybe the cow can touch me a bit.

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>>46066836
You don't look a day over twenty... thousand.

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Proper hags are soft enough to use as a bed

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I take pride in my religion today
I take pride in how I'm leading my way
Like diamonds found
On sacred ground

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Itch are slow today.

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>>46067220
>>46067220
True, but IMproper hags are lewd enough that you won't even need a bed.

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>>46066950
Sorry, we only have imaginary hags.

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>>46067081
wut?

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>>46067341
Old art made of old stories, from back when these threads were still on /a/

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>>46067352
Well I like this Chesh a lot

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>>46067341
The tl;dr of it is that the thread purity spiraled hard and this guy is hated now because something about a futa cheshire and less drawing art the thread didn't like.

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Jabberwock eats ice cream whenever she is reminded about the passing of time

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When did the new story archive got out of beta?

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>>46067406
Fatass.

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I hate the wock mouths

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>>46067431
Same.

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>>46067431
All the better to eat you with, my dear.

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>>46067431
I like to imagine them talking like in The Darkness

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>>46067431
Delete this right now, they're fantastic

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>>46067457
>voices spurring on the gluttony
nice

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>>46065784
>It's officially the Year of the Dragon.
I thought that's Monday, looks like I was wrong.

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>>46067457
JAAAAAAAAAACKIEEEEEE

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>>46067506
Now I'm just thinking about Jackie Chan Adventures.

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>>46067500
Use shu as next OP.

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>be in ice cream shop in MGC
>enjoying a nice cone I got when all of a sudden I feel something tug on my shirt
>look down and see this Hellpup kid who looks kind of sad wearing a backpack, must be a kid that came from school
>she nervously asks me if I could spare her a dollar or two
>ask her why
>she looks scared when she admits she got the half of her lunch money she saves stolen by some chesh bullies
>she really wants an ice cream too
>know I shouldn't be getting into any business with unattended kids like this, but her parents aren't around and must trust her to get home all by herself through MGC
>sigh as I give her a bunch of fives and help her buy an ice cream
>she looks so happy and glad when she gets three scoops in her cone
>she comes back by to thank me and thank me and thank me over again at my table outside the shop
>she tells me that when she grows up, she wants to marry a "nice man" like me
>tell her she's getting way ahead of herself, she's only like 8 or so and I'm in my 20s, I may well be dead by the time she reaches her 20s knowing how bad human health is these days, or from the loneliness, since no other Mamono ever seemed interested in me
>Hellpup tells me she's sure to marry someone kind like me and says she wouldn't let anything get in her way
>tell her I might not be so kind as she thinks, I might actually be a very bad person away from the public jokingly
>Hellpup shakes her head and says she knows I can't be a bad guy even if I say I'm a sad guy, because I have one of those beaty things in my chest before she leaves
...Tch, stupid kid. She's hopeless. I ain't even gonna be around by the time she finishes high school. Some other monster's just gonna grab me or I'll just bite my own bullet and go to Hel by then. She doesn't have a glimmer of a chance.

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>>46067527
Ai ya! One more thing!

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>>46067431
>play videogames with wock
>whenever she starts losing, she slips one of her tongues down my pants to distract me
and she still goes on about "dragon superiority" as if she won fairly

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>>46067406
Ice cream? You mean a dormouse split?
Can't imagine how many dormice she's consumed.

BIG, FAT, VORE MONSTER

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>>46065937
>go to cat kingdom court
>"may the next petitioner approach"
>*jingle jingle jingle.*

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Be the grumpy old sword master that a genki salamander wants to learn from that you were always meant to be.

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>>46067406
But she eats ice cream everyday!

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>>46067555
I'm just imagining her running around wonderland with her extra mouths acting like those mario kart pitcher plants. You know, the ones that snap up anything that gets near them.

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>>46067555
>>46067639
Is the voreposter the second most annoying poster on /jp/, next to the MMD Ran poster?

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>>46067531
And then anon died in his 40s and the hellwan ended up marrying some other guy because she forgot about anon literally the next day after meeting him and anon's soul went to the underworld where it never knew love
The end

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>>46067622
She has good memory.

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>>46067645
Sallyfag is a strong contender for #2.

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>>46067645
I like him for his consistency but I try to bring some variety to it myself.

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>>46067660
whos number 1?

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>>46067750
mick

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>>46067762
I think I am responsible for 75% of the non mge/gacha art that gets posted here but nobody ever brings that up.
Nope, always just the catposting.

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mg for this feel

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>>46067831
You've been in the goblin rape cave too long and now you just want out into the loving embrace of a regular, gentle human woman.

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>>46067871
>loving embrace of a regular, gentle human woman.
w

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>>46067831
Very on topic image. Since this'll get baleeted, here's what it was.
>PornHub Comment section post:
>Im tired of this i want love.
And you get a Chesh. But not just ANY Chesh! She contains within her a spark of chaos magic, and her heart does not beat. Instead, if you push your ear to her chest you hear something else. Something that speaks directly to the wish you made to get this Cheshire bride.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iunHUojjd3o

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>>46067646
This, based and 3Dpilled

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>>46067646
Poor dude. I hope he reincarnates as the monster girl of his choice.

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>>46068011
What would impel a man to such madness?

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>>46068048
He wants to become the furry lord of the lolis and impale them on his giant 20 inch dick.

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hmm, another mediocre dating sim, maybe it's got something up it's sleeve though?

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>>46068087
HOOOOOOOOOOOOOLYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

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Baphos are more eager to dress up for you than Dragons or Lilims.

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>>46068098
She's cute. Might buy.

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>paint skin color to fur color
>add button nose
is this all it takes for furfags?

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>>46068254
Ideally she also has to shit in a box, like a real cat. It's not hot if she doesn't squat [to shit]!

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>>46068254
And lots of regular art just comes down to drawing circles roughly in the shape of breasts on her chest. If you want to see a good artist I think dagasi is pretty good at drawing actual fur.

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READ dead hours

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>>46068589
>Lich reading stories for her zombies

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It is Caturday.

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>>46067920
is this on topic?

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>>46068662
Vampires are ontopic.

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>>46068634
Tell me about the taco cat.
Do they have a winter varient?

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>>46068662
Hmmm, don't know. Would help if you gave me more examples...

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>>46068699
There is no such thing as a winter where the Ocelomeh live. I can imagine bringing one to a place that snows would be quite the experience.

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>>46068048
He lost a bet, and now must run through the forests of Winterstown carrying smoked meats without getting Wendi’d, Wendidad and mom are watching their daughters with binoculars like it’s a sport

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>>46068722
>Manages five seconds of standing outside in her traditional garb before hugging Anon for heat.
She's going to need thicker blankets and heavier clothes.

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>>46068311
Tell me the deep lore on why kots are like this.

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>>46068722
Perhaps ones that live in high mountains.

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>>46068775
This, I hope and they would be into maledom and super cuddly

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>>46068775
Pallas tacocat

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>>46068853
Such mysterious creatures. What are they trying to communicate to us?

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>>46068894
In a modern society there is no place for demon hate.

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>>46067531
>And then, Anon kept running into the same smolhound, always hungry for one reason or another
>Always buys her icecream, or some minor snacks.
>Even decided to buy her beef jerky that one time she mentioned it was her birthday
>She was delighted, insisting he really is a good guy.
>anon always denies it, of course
>eventually, her family has to move because of work.
>Anon doesn't hear anything from her for 2 months
>of course she would forget him, she's just a kid.
>3 months pass, and Anon, while going through his mail, notices he has more than usual.
>more bills, he assumes
>It was a letter from the smallhound, with the most pristine, sharp handwriting a hellhound can manage.
>It would have made the most refined Inari green with envy.
>The letter tells him about how it has been difficult to learn how to write with her paws, but that she had to get better at it just to communicate with him.
>It makes the usually stonefaced man tear up just reading it.
>But he can't bring himself to reply to it.
>Despite it all, the hellpup keeps sending them, even if they come months apart.
>Accompanying them are sometimes drawings, and she's getting better at it.
>Looning at them fills anon with a determination he had never felt before.
>So he hangs them in his fridge door, admiring them whenever he feels down.
>Months turn into years, and the once small hound finishes school, anddecides to become an artist.
>For her first painting, she will make a portrait.
>And she knows exactly who will be her model.

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>>46068924
>And she knows exactly who will be her model.
YOU GUESSED IT, FRANK STALLONE!

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>>46068941
Anon went on to marry a dark furred loli kobold.It wasn't a very loving marriage but they still had five children and died at the ripe old age of 80 in dog years.

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>>46068894
>Advanced Racism
My kind of gal.

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>>46069064
How many of these have you sold so far.

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What monster girls do you think work as "failgirls"?

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>>46069237
i'm not deep enough in to know what that means but i'd also appreciate it if you don't explain it

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>>46069274
OK I'll explain it. You know the stereotypical "girlboss"? Exact opposite. I need monster girls who are losers. Complete fucking losers. Pathetic. Their continued existence is either proof of God's mercy or his cruelty.

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>>46069268
I even have a subscription to my favorite girl on onlysiths.

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>>46069311
Definitely not Devilbugs--they got everything figured out.

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>>46068662
Kissless 2hus.

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>>46069311
succs, anubi, ookamude, dark mages, lim, dragons

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>>46069325
Oh look, it's my roommate I didn't know about who doesn't pay rent and eats my cereal

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>>46069340
How are dragons failures? No dragon has ever failed in anything. They are the exact opposite of a failure. Retract this post now.

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>>46069311
A harpy is what papi is.

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>>46069363
>she says with no husband
>in her pigsty of a hoard
>a plate of half eaten tendies right in front of her
>And she still hasn't even gone outside for god knows how long

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>Have twin Familiar wives
>They act like stereotypical mesugakis out in public
>At home they're hopeless masochists

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>>46069411
She'll raid for a husband, like the dragons of old.
She'll mug a weresheep at clawpoint

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Couldn't finish the yans today. So here's a preview.

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>>46069424
>implying she would even be able to talk without spilling her spagetthi let alone leave her cave
She needs to take after sister, Mrs. wurm who is married and has 10 cute wurmling daughters with her husband

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>>46069064
>Brown kraken
I surrender.

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>>46069464
what happens to a girl after you say you're too busy to hang out 3 nights in a row

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Hahahaha, I'm a trained human soldier apart of the king's royal army and the veteran of several skirmishes and this mere Elf villager thinks she can defeat me with a simple wooden pole and stop me from my right to looting after the king ordered we invade the Elf country! Bollocks I say! I'm wearing a thick gambeson and unlike her I've got a sword and me trusty kettle hat. She doesn't stand a chance in hell of besting me.

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>>46069464
Yandere Pyrow sounds like a really weird combination... and dangerous

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>>46069464
There's no way a Pyrow could be a yandere, she's too much of a zoomer brained dork! Right? R-right?!

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>>46069502
And the game is on tomorrow, too? You're not going to have some of your bro's famous chicken tenders (normally wings, but they can be tendies for you)? You're not going to place a bet and make her blow you if your team wins or let her blow you if they lose? WHO IS SHE?!

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How come eating off a hot monster girl is still a fetish I never see anywhere.

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>>46069673
mixing food and sex is icky

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>>46069686
Holsts/unagi joro/alraune, barometz and more would like a word with you. I'd also gladly lick chocolate off of most monsters worth licking.

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>>46069686
I would gladly have my meals served on a naked zombie, I bet their bodies are perfect for serving fermented food and salads

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>>46069802
These lolis are pretty curvy.

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>>46069673
Who knows, but
>eating it off a literal prostitute.
Hard pass.

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>>46069464
Glad to see you're still working on those. Looking forward to them.

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>>46069788
And wash it all down with some kefir directly from the source

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With the wights out it's less dangerous.

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>>46070061
Anon lives in an All Wight Neighborhood, Ms Danuki thinks that's problematic and has a solution.

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>Kikimora is a complete bitch to people seemingly at random
>You don't realize that she's playing you for a fool and knows she gets a good hard spanking every time she does it

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I will never lose to a monster smaller than me, and I'm a tall fellow.

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>>46070156
not for long

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>>46066940
I love Shiro, I want to eat her up

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>>46070023
The new Holstaur Highlands expansion pack is a great place to go to if you're into cows.
Everything is cow themed from the enemies to the allies!

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ded

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>>46070240
blergh

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Looks like Ochi has found another host for the archives.

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>>46070240
My favorite

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>>46070301
Pole dancing requires great athletic ability!

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>>46067372
It was because the story was meant to be wholesome and less was making her weirdly yandere. I don’t give a flying rip about what he does and does not illustrate otherwise.

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i like succubi

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>>46069966
Just remember her pussy isn't an oven you want to use and you'll avoid the worst of it.

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Do you think mud girls track mud everywhere

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>>46069966
>eating it off a literal prostitute.
please learn to compartmentalize, it'll save you a lot of heartache

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Do fumo 2hus count as monster girls? I don't think I've been banned for it but it feels like it's treading a line

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I HATE monster girls.

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>>46070298
>wake up on a lab table with lich and wight standing over you
>"So it worked?"
>"I don't know yet. Physically he seems fine but he was dead for a very long time. I'll need to run more tests to determine his cognitive function and-"
>wight starts undoing your restraints
>"Don't do that. he could be violent"
>"What's he gonna do, kill us?"

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>>46070484
You could probably post any touhou and be completely fine as long as you don't do it a lot.

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>>46070484
Personally I'd say no because I see them closer to just dolls instead of living beings, but then again plenty of 2hus are monster girls themselves, so >>46070522

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>>46070492
Monster girls know you don't like them, so most of them will politely avoid you.
Except Miss Chesh. She is incorrigible.

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>>46070543
I love that shiny effect near that clavage, shiny titties are addictive

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>>46070568
Miss chesh is gross. I want kisses or booba on my face

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>>46070603
Cheshire booty requires kisses anon, she is super clean.

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You don't want to go in there alone anon, that's a bug bar.

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>>46070505
It occurs to me that wights would actually make really good bodyguards
>Capable of looking/acting like/being your date even in the classiest of company
>Won't die when they're killed
>Have unblockable weapons in the form of their claws even when they're ostensibly unarmed
They could basically be ochimusha but with natural weapons and more ohoho. Liches could be even better were it not for their profile personalities.

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>>46070639
But he's bug chasing?

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>>46070639
I know. I'm trying to cash in on a bug bounty.

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>>46070654
And this is why cheshires should not be using the internet.

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>>46070505
>anon cant talk all that well when he wakes up
>ends up talking like Spurdo Spärde
>He says "gan i ged :DD a sdiff dring, blease"
>Lich writes down on her notepad "severe brain damage, may need some speech thearpy, also may need to acclimate with a wurm by his side"

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>>46070714
You mean this is why they SHOULD be using the Internet, right?

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>>46070023
>>46070199
I find it interesting that zombies are able to transform into other undead races if you swap around their bones. Very underutilized aspect of them.
Umdead chimeras would be very easy to make, or you could just swap around some parts of your zombie gf amd give her nekomata traits, for example. Wonder if it also works with wights

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>>46070505
that wpuld be fun
especially this was the lich's senior project

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>>46070730
Always with the ass wings.

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>>46070759
>wpuld

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Dwagons

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>>46070735
No, cheshires should be all incarcerated for the crimes agains humor they call "jokes".

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>>46070771
sorry being recently rezzed means u ainty all there. ya know?

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>>46070776
sometime have funny accents

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>>46070782
In dungeon meshi they suggested eating one of their party and trying to resurrect the poop. Pretty messed up.

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>>46070818
Mofu should be classified as a controlled substance with how addictive it is.

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>>46070776
Twue Wove.

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>>46070865
Nonsense, Mofu is non habit forming, plus studies show it helps treat PTSD

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>>46070865
Good luck, they control the regulators and politicians. Mofu crisis? There's no mofu crisis, just look at this MinMon video about how cute bushy tails are.

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Thank god kots dont have access to mofu

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>>46070768
Even the angels are hopping on the bandwagon.

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>>46070987
maine coon

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I'm addicted to tail fluff, but it's not the foxes who've captured my heart.

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>>46070987
Manuls are fluffy as hell.
>>46071007
Good choice.

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>-and so thanks your recent promotion, we'll need to do some corporate restructuring. As of next week, you'll be required to have oral sex with me 73% more often, vaginal sex with me 113% more often, anal sex with me 186% more often, and provide me with 20% more children as an annual average going forward. Any questions?

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>>46071080
i'll be gone half the year on paternity leave anyway

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>>46071080
What are you talking about? I schedule flights by day and play Rome Total War by night, none of those terms you are using make any sense. How did I get naked? Why are you stripping yourself? Who tied me to this chair?

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>>46070911
>>46070940
Then how are mofu addicts supposed to get the help they need if the system is stacked against them. You are just pushing them towards Mofu slavery.
We need more mofu recovery programs and better funding.

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Did you know angels are extremely foul-mouthed despite the air of kindness and innocence they try to portray in public?

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>>46071080
>173% of 0 is still 0
>213% of 0 is still 0
>286% of 0 is still 0
>120% of 0 is still 0

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>>46071133
They don't need help, they need wives with the fluff they crave. That has a way of sorting itself out.

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>>46071133
I don't want your "help", I want to get high on fox musk.

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SCREAMING FOX SEX
STINKY FOX SEX
SEXY STINKY SCREAMING FOX SEX

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>>46071133
i tried going to mofuholics anonymous but all the members kept disappearing

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Why do elves dress like this?

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>>46070776
Shiny skin erotic

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>>46071151
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>>46071181
Please anons. Get help before it's too late and you end up like him.

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If I have a succubus and I get bored of her, what do I do to keep her being interesting?

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>>46071224
I agree with all that but for the zap weasel. Is it too late for me?

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>>46070362
I'll be honest I just guessed because all I remember is tortured cheshire and anatomically correct cat dick.

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>>46071238
You are completely beyond salvation.

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>>46071251
neat. may as well lean into it

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>>46071224
Once again, this guy's issue is lack of fox wife. I'm a bit impressed that he developed the habit without even touching fluffy tail, but he'll be alright once the portals open.

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>>46071226
A wife isn't a toy for you to play with and eventually get bored of. It's 2 people working together to solve problems and make each others' lives easier / better. Plus the challenges of child-rearing, etc.
You're not going to get bored of her. You're going to be way too busy navigating life with her for that.

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I have a genius plan.
I will trick human women into monsterizing themselves by marketing parasite slimes as a weight loss enema.

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>Anyan luvs kot butt, he's so nyasty

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>>46071334
100% monsterizing rate. The Lilim should hire you anon.

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>>46071368
probably like 95%
parasite slimes have standards too

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Dragon maid time
Dragons doing what they are best at.

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>>46071374
It's the mana that corrupts, right? Just goop up some from a black matter.

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>>46071387
Imagine stepping through the portal and this is the first thing you see on the other side.

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>portals open
>you go through
>"roll of initiative"
Uh oh

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>>46071360
wtf why did she put a flashlight up her butt

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>>46071432
So the moon can shine bright

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>>46067457
Funny, I imagine wock mouths to have super girly beach babe voices and plump, dick sucking lips with brightly colored lipstick and wet gloss. I also like to imagine they're very clingy and affectionate regardless of the main body's personality.

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>>46071396
She's probably on her way to see Kobayashi-san, so I'd just stay out of her way.

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>>46071396
We're going on an adventure.

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>>46071432
The Relics Special Place is like the Ark of the Covenant, human eyes can't comprehend it's terrible beauty.

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>>46071442
They sound like husk from hazbin hotel.

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>I'd like to order two large pizzas with stuffed crusts and all the meats, two garlic breads, two large sodas, onion rings, breaded mushrooms and, uh, Anon what are you having?

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>>46071496
wock milk with ground meat, rice, and beans

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>>46071513
essence extraction unit

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>>46071464
They sound like Keith David? Shit, I'd be OK with that.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eu71O36zwiw

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>>46071513
>you must fuck all sixteen colossi to unseal the ancient evil and make her your wife

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>>46071513
imma smack her tits

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>>46071521
That is some tantalizing thigh crease.

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>>46071535
but the horse was by your side the whole time

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Does anyone have a headcanon for what it’s actually like getting flayed?

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>>46071513
>When you step on a pressure plate and it alerts the defense golem.

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>>46071535
Someone on the Internet actually made cute girls of all the Shadow of the Colossus characters.
https://danbooru.donmai.us/pools/1409
They're all giantess ladies, though. So, FYI.

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>>46071584
she has a conversation with you while thumbing through your memories like pages of a book
it takes her a while to get through it all

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>>46071610
Cute. I imagine stuff like that does exist in the MGE too. Monsterized old defense systems, etc

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>>46070290
That's nice? The links on the OP aren't updated.

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>>46071584
>what it’s actually like getting flayed?
Your skin feels like it's melting while the cartel just laughs

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>>46071737
Uploading takes time and he was just testing stuff.

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>>46071752
Did you just watch the face removal cartel video?
It was hard to watch.

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>>46071765
Then why bring it up at all in the first place?

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>>46071801
To let anons know that archives aren't dead in the water? Your post reeks of potato pest.

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>>46071812
>Post reeks of potato pest
Take your fucking meds, I'd just rather hear it from the man himself when the weekly updates start back up, whenever that is.

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>>46071191
It's part of their culture.

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Potato alraune when?

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>>46071908
Potato alraune? I'm surprised you've heard of them. They're pretty underground.

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>>46071908
big and lumpy?

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Someone say post a drawing?
>>46071812
For what it's worth I think that was too far.

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Someone say post a drawing?

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Don't underestimate a goat's eye.

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>>46072148
Get some new images.

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>>46072148
Why would you talk about her eyes when she clearly has VERTICAL pupils? May as well just be a human woman at this point.

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>>46072179
I concede, Barometz is better in this regard.

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>>46072148
i'm also trans btw

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What does a manticore's butt taste like?

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>>46072158
Indeed, there are so many baph images to choose from

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>>46072212
That pipeline makes sense.

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I love baphomet

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So tell me anons. How does one get a Vampire GF?

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>>46072318
>take the blood kiss
>duplicate yourself
>convince your other self to alp
It's the easiest way, probably.

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>>46072123
Cute fox
>>46071584
Probably pure bliss, melting bliss that makes it impossible to think about anything other than pleasure and your new loving wife.

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>>46072265
peach

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>>46072148
I underestimate goat's ass

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>>46072387
Big mistake.

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I don't see why people say that cheshire cats make for unreliable guides. I can't speak for everyone, but mine led me to the wedding altar just fine!

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>>46072148
>>46072268
>>46072401
white goat is nice but the blonde one is better because he got a drawing from kc

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>>46072401
I swear that Baphomet has the dumbest fucking horns out of all of them and her wearing at track suit like a gopnik makes me think of a less politicized Mao suit.

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Gotes are mysterious creatures. Don't underestimate anything about them.

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>>46072409
Where your future Hatter wife was waiting for you? How nice of her.

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>>46072340
That... doesn't seem the proper way to go about doing it. And a bit to lazy. And rather egotistical... also I wouldn't just alp like that I'm rather comfortable in my maleness unlike some potentially.

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>>46071908
she only has eyes for you

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>>46072467
Oooh! Good pun. Miss Chesh smiles down upon you with heart pupils.

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I will trick the Demon by dressing up as a spellcaster to lure her into kissing range, and then surprise her by revealing that my true class is actually Battle Monk by smacking her with the giant hammer of light I can summon! It'll work because I don't have to chant to summon it, I just make a hand gesture.

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>>46072467
She's a couch potato though.

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How now brown cow

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>>46072387
Pear shaped goats are perfect for anal, you will never go back after tasting goat ass

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>>46072039
Seeing mg versions of monster girl has to be one of the lamest things I've seen
>take this vaguely pokemon looking thing
>slap its ears on a human
rinse and repeat

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>>46072318
Visit any seaside town and look around the beach for a while. It might not seem like an obvious place to look but your odds of running across a sunbathing vampire are more likely than you think. Put your towel down next to hers and if she makes a big scene about you attacking her while she's defenseless then you're in.

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>>46072318
You must master the whip, have a magical bloodline, and enjoy wall chicken.

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>I'm not "banned" from Olive Garden. They asked me not to come back, and I have been gracious enough to indulge them. It's called noblesse oblige. They still know who calls the shots here.

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Smells like sugar

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>>46072518
prime beef

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>>46072639
I love all these dragons. And there are so many of them too. I still won't play the game.

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>>46072659
It's OK to fap to girls from games you don't play.

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>>46072659
Same for me, I love the 2 boat fox sisters, tried the game and it is pure garbage.

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I'm gonna tell a Wurm she's ugly because she doesn't have legs.

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ded

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I imagine many scary stories for monster girls involve the fabled “Smash and Dash”

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>>46072657
What is there evem to like about dormice.
>they sleep
And that's it.

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>>46072905
You\re supposed to pamper her and hug her tight while she's sleeping, call her cute while brushing her hair etc.

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>>46072914
And if i don't? What does she even do for me?

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>>46072924
An extremely large amount of love and emotional support

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>>46072941
Any monstergirl can do that. What's special about her?

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Never trust foxes.

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>>46072951
Can't sorry. I trusted last year and now I have Nine Kids.

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Why does everyone call foxes untrustworthy? They are just as loyal to their husbands as any other race of monster wife.

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>>46072318
use blood based magic
will bring all the bloodsuckers running

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Why do people think foxes are shrinely, or regal, or all powerful?
Have you ever seen a fox? They search through dumpsters, are scared of loud noises and wake up the humans with their screaming/sex noises.
Why would you ever create such an image of kitsune when the reality is bleak and barren - just like your pantry after you let one into your house.

Don't get me started on foxes and ancient evil. A fox couldn't trip up the most helpless of Umi Osho, let alone perform acts of grand destruction. It is a fable. It is a myth. The idea that a kitsune could ever reach the legendary wickedness of a malef or demon is, quite frankly, laughable!

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>>46073111
Malef hands wrote this post.

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>>46072975
They resort to underhanded methods to obtain husbands.

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>>46073111
Tofumunching toiletbrushtails btfo

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White Horns in summer!

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>>46073135
Shouldn't they shed their horns in summer?

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>>46073160
ok thats the line

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Elves and kitsune are two sides of the same coin.
It's a coin that will buy you an 8 kid pregnancy.

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>>46073218
per litter

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>>46073403
I'm going to grab her tummy

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>>46072905
You never wake up to a girl with bad morning breath. Their mana smells like molasses, so what would normally be stink breath would smell like someone baking cookies in an oven.

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>>46072982
Even sake has a kami, I guess

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why's that vamp girl in the latest monmusu chapter only got sharp canines instead of a full set?? can't think of a worse downgrade, shit-tier waifu

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What kind of content would monster girl streamers do?

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>>46073572
They are women so it would be beauty shit and fashion and food. Same shit human girls do sans the shameless e-thotery only fans shit. Getting simp bucks would be beneath mamano.

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>>46073581
I'd imagine mamono streamers would only really try to appeal to a mamono audience or both human and mamono.

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>>46073572
Depends on the monster, but every single stream title will end with
>gone sexual
>Baking gone sexual
>Beauty tips gone sexual
>Pranks gone sexual
>Rape gone sexual

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>be me
>powerful necromancer
>have terrifying undead powers and have moved my soul into a phylactery, ascending to lichdom
>I am literally a skeleton in a robe now because I got rid of all my flesh to look as scary as possible, even if it cost me my penis
>my dong will be missed but at least now I can make as many boner jokes as I want
>the Order hero that has been my rival for all my life however is stronger now more than ever, even as a lich, I likely cannot defeat him because he has that damn Valkyrie with him giving him holy powers
>if he obliterated my lich body my minions wouldn't be able to put together a new skeleton for me to inhabit as a vessel before he found my phylactery and destroyed my soul to vanquish me
>hmmm...
>Ahah!
>I have a brilliant idea!
>I'll just sleep for a hundred years and then kill him when he's a frail old man at his weakest, before he can choose a successor
>and even if he does have a successor it'll most likely be some twerp kid like he was twenty years back too
>I'll then be able to take over the kingdom with impunity!
>it's brilliant!
>go to sleep and hibernate in my coffin for one hundred years
>set a zombie alarm clock to wake me up then
>one hundred years passes
>I rise from my coffin from being awoken by my zombie alarm clock
>my zombie alarm clock is now a girl for some reason
>what the fuck
>another zombie minion hands me a newspaper, she is also a girl for some fucking reason
>read the newspaper
>"New Demon Lord crowned"
>...
>wait
>look down at myself
>...
>....
>.....
>WHY THE FUCK DO I HAVE GREY TITS NOW-

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>>46073160
>childhood memories with your auntster

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>>46073650
I bet her relationship with the hero's successor is going to be a lot funnier, now.

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>Ah, you're awake

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they won't rape you if you are cuddling them

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>>46072478
What happens when she catches your fingers in hers while you make out?
Demons are cunning must not be underestimated.

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Weird thinking how alot of monsters used to be dudes

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>>46073769
It's a minority, only the oldest. The more intelligent ones that had the ability to love or did love probably become incubi

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>>46073796
She looks very trustworthy and not possessive and clingy at all.

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What would be the first date you guys would want to do with your wife? I'd really want to go to the mall for our first official date I don't know why I just really want to go on a mall date

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>>46073832
A mall date? In the year of our lord 2024? Jesus, how old are you?

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>>46073832
The malls around me have all died so the local goth girls have gone extinct

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>>46073844
>the local goth girls have gone extinct
Sad, but goth girls sometimes get better postmortem.
Better means "more yan"

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>>46073832
First date? I was just trying to get a burger and this creature assaulted me and declared me her husband. Afterward I got her a burger and we exchanged names.

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>>46073841
Mid-20s, It just seems nice. Maybe it's because never really got to do them when I was a teenager
>>46073844
Ours is still kicking

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>>46073856
I'm shocked. I was expecting you to be more like 40. Malls have been declining for ~20 years now and I honestly can't remember the last time I was inside one. Must've been pre-pandemic.

If yours is still kicking, go for it. I remember loving malls when I was a kid, but that'd have been the 80s and 90s when they were still a big deal.
Before the Amazon [fire] Nation attacked.

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>>46073832
Hmm probably take my Lich wife to be out to the library and talk to her about human literature of a while how its different from monster girl one. And potentially how our societies diverge and are different given the lack of blatant magic. Generally just being Nerds. Then maybe once Nightfalls we go digging for bodies potentially if thats something she wants to do.

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>>46073832
Coffee and conversation. I just want to get to know her.
Also, caffeine gets spiders drunk, and if she's tipsy she might be willing to hold hands.

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>>46073832
one of our dates would be to a museum. we'd geek out together over the weapons and armor exhibits.

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>>46073832
I have no idea, I don’t do anything outside other than work so whatever she wants to do I guess.

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Ded

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You wouldn't rape an innocent, defenseless, unarmed human man like me, Monster. What would your forefathers think?

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>>46074190
They'd be disappointed you weren't already her mindbroken boytoy anon. Shouldn't have brought that up to her

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>>46073832
A road trip or hike of some kind, maybe stargazing at the end.

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what is your ideal mondaughter? a simple clingy fox kit woulb be my first choice.

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>>46074456
The little thing that comes out of the egg that my wife laid

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>A monster girl who loves you and wants to drown in endless pleasure just because you exist
I'm genuinely terrified, ngl.

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Thoughts on fat cat ass?

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>>46074665
fat hag cat ass

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>>46074694
Well she is 18, no wonder they treat this granny like a spinster

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What is this fox trying to tell me?

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>>46074806
That she's in desperate need of sunlight and anti-inflammatory eye drops. She picked up the condom by mistake because she thought it was a small heat compress she could put over her eyes.

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Gonna go to Wonderland and collect as many dormice as possible before the jabberwocks and cheshires eat 'em or the hatters toss 'em in tea pots.

I will not let those adorable sleep mice get preyed upon. I will snuggle them and give them good lives to live.

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>>46073111
I always though the mass destruction was by causing political fuckery being married to the emperor
less "nuke from orbit with magic" and more "the empress her self is setting hive to the house of cards and no one knows its her"

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>>46073832
theres this resturant near my work that owes me a favor

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>>46073403
>A brief encounter with the Snow Leopard tribes to the distant north

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>>46074929
I feel like the legend of tamano wouldn't happen in MGE
Seimei would get ganked by kunoichi and the emperor's illness is compleatly unrealted to her and her fuckery

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I am immune to foxes
Except fat fox hags
Please don't tell them

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>>46075030
just stealth past

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DON'T DEAD
CUM INSIDE

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>>46075741
The mother of my wives.

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>>46075741
The answer is in fact, moth pussy.

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I wanna be a down on my luck guy living in the MGC or undead slums.
No idea why. Just the idea of some monster girl finding out how I live sounds interesting.

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>>46073832
I don't know. I wouldn't probably go on a date anyway.

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The flesh is weak.

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>>46076413
So do you upgrade her with a bigger frame each year for the birthday?

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>>46076521
>bigger
>upgrade

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>>46076521
Yes, during summer break we'll give her a bigger chassis so next school year she could impress the boy she likes very very much

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mofu pits

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>Ma'am, your swimsuit appears to be coming undone.

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>>46076572
>Loli Automaton UPGRAYEDD to Bombshell Automaton
>Lil Anon instantly hits puberty
>By realizing she was hotter before

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>>46076830
Going to convert my loli-automaton to a maid unit for now.
Mostly to keep the cat company while I'm out at work.

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>>46076966
>Loltomaton gives kot so much attention and mamono mana that she evolves into kot sith.
>Loltomaton and kot sith have adventures together, and always have to sneak back home before you return.
>Kot Sith then uses magic to act like she's still your kot.
>But constantly winking at Loltomaton when you're not looking.

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>>46076595
Dangerous.

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Desert undead fashion > the rest

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big paws

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>>46077184
That's like, your opinion man.

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Holy dragons.

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>>46077211
Oh no, she's puking up hairballs like the cat people do!

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>>46073832
going into the wood

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>>46077211
Once a regal high-ranking official
Tonight a mere bitch in heat

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>>46077211
>An anubis walks into a bar and says to the bartender
>"Can I have a....."








>"Beer?"
"Why the big pause?"
>The bartender asks as he pours her drink.
>"I was just born with them" she replies.

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>>46077267
Laugh like an Egyptian

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>>46077211

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>>46077267
Wonder hiw an egiptian chesh would look like.

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>>46077267
Wonder what an egyptian cheshire would look like,

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>>46077309
purple sphinx and most of her riddles are just terrible puns

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>>46077213
It's a fact

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A pharaoh walks into a bar
"I'd like a beer, BUT only if it's good."
The bartender asks,
"Why the big butt?"

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Elves are degenarates.

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>>46077425
Oh no, boobs visible from the back! my only weakness!

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>>46077412
An apophis walks into the bar,
"I'd like a BITE from this NECK of the woods. I bet you'd like to know what my POISON is, well I like GRAPE flavoured things."
The bartender asks,
"How did a snake walk into a bar?"

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>>46077454
Draenei are one of the few western monstergirl designs I actually like. Just a shame how they have horsecocks in at least half of the art there is of them.

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>>46073581
or they do only fans but only 1 fan gets in(it was a trap)

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>>46075741
I like her crazy eyes. They are lovely.

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>>46073832
Anal sex.

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>>46076830
>loli automaton crawls out of her bombshell chassis, like phase 2 of a boss fight
what now, Anon? Are you man enough to handle a girl with TWO forms?

[Anonymous No.]

"Human male ownership should be legalized and mandatory!"
...said the elf who hasn't had a partner for hundreds of years

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>>46072982
What is this from?
How is it?

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Animal and non-living object mamono can have cool non-human limbs. But what kind of limbs could a demon/succubus mamono have if they didn't have things like human hands, feet, arms, legs, etc.?

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>>46077989
what

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>>46077980
Last Origin, a Korean smartphone game. It's basically an exercise in how close a game can come to being porn without including actual sex.

https://youtu.be/mjLx7zMDS68

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>>46077980
Last Origin. Gacha game from korea but slightly less bad because you get most of your units as drops in stages, rather than rolling the KanColle style gacha, so the game is less RNG simulator and more of a grind simulator that you run in Nox in the background and check every now and again. It's also not monster girl focused, although some of the girls do have animal ears and tails and behaviors, all of them are actually robots made of flesh and steel bones (but you don't see the steel bones so they might as well all be pure biological constructs)
I will say there's an actual redeeming feature to it: half of the skins you can buy in the shop are borderline pornography, and have been getting lewder ever since the games' release. But you can just view the skins on a website and not have to touch the gacha at all, so ehh

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>>46077965
Life was so much easier when you just bought a man from dark elf slavers. Back then men knew their place and we didn't let them have fancy ideas about things like paws and cat ears or things with tails.

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What do you think of the oni?
They are 3d glasses colour

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>>46078164
Three genies... that's like, a gazillion wishes!

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>>46078171
You no speak verily coherently

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>>46078171
I'm not sure what you are saying but subtle is better.

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>>46078184
You go to the cinema.
There is a pair of 3d plastic glasses that have a lens that is Red and a lens that is blue.
you were this pair of glasses.
then you see a large woman. this woman is the same colour as the 3d plastic glasses, and her friend who is also there is the other colour.

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>>46078215
Hypocrite that you are, for you trust your eyes to tell you these women are of a specific colour. Will you fight? Or perish like a dog?

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>>46078215
it's like she's coming right at me

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>>46078215
ONI 3D in cinemas and Imax?

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>>46078275
Oni's IMAX Climax

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>>46078215
going to throw popcorn at the oni and complain her beeg ass horns and head are blocking the screen

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>>46078375
Why are cats like this

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>>46078325
>Oni smoking a cigar and laughing in the theater like in Cape Feare

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>>46078414
Depends which end you use.

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>>46078392
I need me some strongthick monster girls.

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>>46078387
I would marry her

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>>46078419
There is only the horse hole. The other is a myth to trick non horsefuckers into the horse pussy.

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>>46078414
>or this
For centaur daughters.
>this
In the rare circumstance that she gives birth to a human/incubus son.

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>>46078414
IT'S BOTH

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>>46078444
agreed.
or this only works in this case with some potion shenanigans or something

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>>46078164
I like all flavours of genie

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>>46078454
This is the only right answer.

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>>46078645
>Adventuring did not end with the modern era.
>It simply changed.
Alright Anon, what class are you taking?
Delinquent?
Jock?
Choir Student?
Arcane Applications?

>>46078650
Kali Please
Stop dancing.

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Leave my butthole alone you wench.

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>>46078645
Old Onis in your area

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>>46078676
Tiny head syndrome havin ass.

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>Normal day in MG Florida.

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>>46078676
I wonder how much she weighs...

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>>46078645
That skirt makes me think about things. Lewd things. Inappopriate things.

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>>46078896
This is dangerous on so many levels, no way I'm getting in that elevator.

[Anonymous No.]

It was a snake that caused the exilement of humanity out of paradise. I will not the snake.

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>>46078946
i didn't see no snake eating fruit

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>>46078896
Cute sneks in office lady outfits are two of my (many) weaknesses.

[Anonymous No.]

Are you sure about that.

[Anonymous No.]

hey look, it's your childhood friend

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>>46079037
Friend? All she did was make fun of me.

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>>46078946
None of this would have happened if Adam had just stuck with Lilith.

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>>46078896
>Tell the two nice lama officeworkers that I need to get to the 500th floor
>The black hair'd lamia proceeds to hit every single floor button
>Looks like Intern Anon is gonna have a long way up

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>>46079151
This is a story that begins with the words "Florida Man"

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>>46079037
Too small. Also weirdly deformed. Is that a slime?

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>>46079071
Wouldn't be bullying for fun more of a cheshire thing to do? Bogie wouldn't make fun of you too often.

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>>46079219
She kept making jokes about my dick being too big all the time! How is that not bulling? And the teachers did nothing.

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>>46079139
Is she new or something?
I hate butt wings.

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>>46078896
>tell them you're going to the 4th floor
>lamia presses the button for the boiler room and blocks the doors

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>>46079263
some gacha or something undoubtably
i only like hip wings when they big enough to wrap around the front and resemble a skirt

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>>46079285
Yes, I know it's a gacha. That's not the problem.

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>>46079255
You forgot to mention that she also offered to show you a trick where she makes it disappear using her mouth.

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>Kikimora maid is an incredibly high class, proper lady
>Everyone with an opinion says she's way out of your league
>She wears refined, expensive clothes, has impeccable manners, and is known to your neighbors as a generous and kindhearted woman who is always willing to lend people a hand
>At home, when she strips out of those fancy clothes, she's a cunningly dominant masochist
>She loves it when her master spanks and chokes her, so she'll intentionally give him reasons to do so
>Some of the more extreme "punishments" she's goaded her master into inflicting on her have been a womb tattoo, nipple piercings with an accompanying connecting chain, a tongue piercing, a shock collar, and an electrified butt plug
>She has also almost managed to convince him to brand her by begging him not to turn her into his little dairy cow after she managed to destroy every dairy product in the house

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>>46079263
>>46079285
>>46079295
It's Hindenburg from Azur Lane. I think the wings are fake, since they're not visible in her bunnygirl skin.

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>>46079481
Obese.

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>>46079481
zombie angel is cuter

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>>46079356
Given the whole master-maid dynamic with kikis, for me it's hotter when kiki is the dominant one, especially since kikis are so prim and proper

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"That" day is next week already, you did remember to buy blackout curtains and mana markers ahead of time, right? Those cupids don't take prisoners on Valentine's Day.

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>>46079527
i can't get off on abusing positions of power or authority
ends up too grounded in reality, i suppose

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>>46079490
I didn't know we have monster girl fans from Ethiopia.

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>>46079534
...Fuck it is coming up isnt it? I moved to a new area. My new strategy for holing up in the basement for three days or so isn't really valid now... shit I'll figure something out. Call out of work at least.

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>>46079536
for me it's less about the exertion of power over someone in itself and more about the contrast of someone who is more subservient in public taking the lead in private especially she's gentle and call her mastah a good boy

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>>46079581
Wake up anons it's time for mommydom posting.

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>>46079587
Does everyone who's into mommydom just have mommy issues is there something I'm missing?

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https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/115964375

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>>46079587
It's always time for mommydom posting.

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>>46079534
Weak. What if I want to be taken prisoner?
Girls these days don't know how to treat a man right, baka

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>>46079619
Some of it's mommy issues and some of it is just me being lazy and bad at sex.

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>>46079646
>tripple tongue bj
Goodness gracious...

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>>46079619
Everyone who's into women just has women issues

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>>46079684
No, this can't be...

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Imagine taking a fat sniff of a hellhound's butt

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>>46079684
that's the kind of insight i expect from her

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>>46079692
who'd want to smell dog butt? not even just hellhounds, but kikis too.

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>>46079684
got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one

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>>46079728
eye wonder what viewpoints she holds.

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>>46079764
With mamono, you probably have 99 problems and they're ALL bitches. It's called a harem, jeez.

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Someone mentioned being raised as an undead incbus earlier with speech impediments, sounds hilarious being forced to speak with the classic Dracula accent and being teased by your vampire waifu for being unable to pronounce things correctly

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>>46079684
I'm not I just think it's hot as fuck when women are used as lethal weapons against men via sex.

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>>46079037
>young monster from next door decides you're childhood friends
>even though the "childhood" part only goes one way
Normally it's girls like Demons, Kejourous and Nurarihyons doing this, that Bogie has had some bad influences.

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>>46080006
Hop in the bath and let this slime give you a scrubbing on an atomic level.

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>>46080028
Fuck that--throw enough cornstarch at Miss Slime to make it possible for you to give HER the scrubbing!

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>>46080042
Imagine the market of slime additives...

[Anonymous No.]

Imagine the kind of shows a Bogie and Phantom would create together.

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>>46080120
Enough imagining, i want to see them. Portals when?

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>>46080009
Stubborn, actual childhood friend, kejourou not taking no for an answer, taking you to her house for a sleepover one way or another.

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>>46080009
>gaslighted by a nura
>eventually manage to trigger yourself out of the illusion
>she turns on the waterworks about how it's just her culture and you should understand she really loves you
>even if you sleep with a different monster every night
>leave her for your childhood friend dog girl who loyally waited for you to come to your senses
Monogamy always wins.

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Which monster has the largest ass, one that is undeniably the best for facesitting?
The answer might make you go mad as a hatter!

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>>46080322
The chesh hag
Don't let her know

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>>46080322
I dunno but cait sith has a fluffy soft ass that doesn't sweat.

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>>46080322
Elf.

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>>46080322
Centaur?

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>>46080322
Any slime
>Fat as you want
>Any weight you wanted
>'Sweaty' or not
>Can give you air with ass still on you

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>>46080322
What you seen bogie's profile?
She thicc downstairs.

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>>46080322
Hatter has the biggest brain, biggest butt, biggest hat, biggest heart!

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>>46080322
Define "fat ass". Does it mean bigger in size or proportion?

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>>46080322
centaur hags of course

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>>46080362

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>>46080322
definitely not foxes or cows

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>>46080409
You take that back.

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>>46080400
Vaca Roja

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>>46080322
High orc facesitting will cause mindbreak in 5 seconds

[Anonymous No.]

Why do chink game companies love foxes so much anyway?

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>>46080429
I don't speak your language gacha man but I hope that means I get a pity roll after 1000 boxes or whatever.
>>46080440
They are easy to make and non offensive. Anything past fox and you might as well just be peddling furry.

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>>46080449
Vaca is an evolved cow. Roja means red.

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>>46080440
can't beat the fluff

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>>46080498
I hate it when otherwise fine or cute pics get ruined by egregious, simple to spot anatomy mistakes.

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>>46080515
They are less simple to spot when you are the one making it.

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>>46080551
>fat horse
>not horse body fat
I'm not sure if this is how it would work.

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>>46080322
rabbit girl or jiangshi

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>>46080590
I don't get it. Bounce bounce?

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>>46080620
as a rule of thumb undead tend to be pretty bottom heavy

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>>46080653
Imagine a mad hatter from an undead shroom

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>>46080665
Lamentation mushroom? Probably a Hatter/Banshee hybrid.

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>>46080685
Jesus christ imagine the thighs and ass

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>>46080620
big hops, big butts and thighs

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>>46080590
Miss Jiangshi has a PHAT bottom.

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>>46080685
goth mushroom gf

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catss

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>>46080653
>undead tend to be pretty bottom heavy
Imagine leaving your handprint on pale undead loli ass, and she just lets it show in her revealing clothes while walking/floating around.

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>coming home late at night
>it's freezing cold out
>hear something "mreeeoww" below and look down to see this poor cat stuck out in the cold
>little house cat gives me pleading eyes and meows like it was begging
>don't want any animals in my house but its freezing outside and its only one little house cat...
>pick the cat up and take it inside and set it down in front of the heater
>the cat suddenly transforms into a busty catgirl hag out of nowhere
>"Nyaah! Th-Thank you so much!" she says
Oh fucking damn it, I've been tricked by a basic transformation spell. Now she's never gonna leave my house!

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>>46080879
That's very mean of you anon. Marks and other wounds in general tend to heal slowly because of her undead condition. That handprint is going to be there for weeks, and she's going to see it every time she looks at herself in the mirror.

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>>46080952
>Now she's never gonna leave my house
but how is she going to repay your kindness if she leaves!?

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>>46080952
>could have been a great catgirl story
>has to ruin it by transforming into a hag

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>>46080620
>>46080723

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Cow, diddle diddled
the boy with the fiddle
his sperm the colour of the moon

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rabbit hag from the country

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>a family forgets to bless their son and do it a day later
>he alps

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>>46080989
>could have conquered the las malvinas
>britain has to ruin it with a handful of harriers and indians

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>>46080879
I prefer to leave bitemarks on undead loli ass, I'm the one who bites de Zombies

[Anonymous No.]

Miraheze updated their content policy and it looks like they're going to remove every wiki dedicated to primarily pornographic content soon. Say goodbye to your wiki soon, MGEkeks LOL

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>>46081191
Weird it didn't happen earlier based on what I remember from when the wiki first moved there. Hope the new host is gonna be good.

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>>46080322
Baphomet of course.

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>>46081191
Proof or shut the fuck up.

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>>46081191
Don't worry Mick. We'll just move to another site and like we did last time, if that's true to begin with, as i don't see any new changes to their Content policy announced on twitter or on their content policy page.

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>>46080976
>That handprint is going to be there for weeks, and she's going to see it every time she looks at herself in the mirror.
>she stops to admire it every time

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>>46073832
Aquarium/Zoo then dinner. I’d be cute learning about her favorite animals to know what to make her dress as in bed. Then have a nice dinner because I like to eat. Finally back home and… you know.

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>>46080976
i want a snake to leave snakemarks and snakeprints on me

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>>46081237
>>46081248
>https://meta.miraheze.org/wiki/Requests_for_Comment/Content_and_Dormancy_Policies
>Proposal 1.2: Approve "wikis should not primarily be used to host pornography"
>community leaders voting in overwhelming support of it
Yeah but you'll just move to another site, and probably have the same thing happen there too because surprise surprise, hosts don't want to host content that literally talks about how having pedophilic sex with actual children (not 5000000 year olds, but actual children) is okay because they're le not human and its le fiction chuds!!!!
Get fucked lol can't wait to see it vanish again

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>>46081296
>not primarily be used to host pornography"
THe MGE wiki isn't used to primarily host pornography. Also, that's an old policy.
>Consistent with Miraheze not being a file sharing service, Miraheze wikis should not become repositories of media intended for sexual gratification. However, this is not a ban on the discussion of sex or sexuality within a broader academic, literary, cultural, or biological context, nor is it a ban on a wiki hosting a non-excessive number of files depicting sex or the human body in fulfillment of an educational objective.
Really looking for ghosts to scare people huh. Looks like you are running out of bait material.

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>mick acting like he hates pedophilia when he says things like "This loli is better" while posting cait shit

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>>46078414
>impregnate horse womb'
>get centaur daughter
>impregnate human womb
>get horsegirl daughter
You can and should do both at the same time.

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>>46081339
https://files.catbox.moe/3runes.png

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>>46081337
i figure you'd have noticed by now but the guy doesn't 'believe' in much of anything. a truly hollow man

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And now they claim that MGE isn't pornographic material. This is what happens when you let clowns out of the circus

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>>46081337
What? You expect a schizo to have coherent behaviour? You're suppossed to throw peanuts at him and laugh at his tard rage.

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>janny bans Anons for bitching about the pest while they’re still on topic
>allows the pest to continue off topic posting while he also actively shit talks the setting we discuss here

Wonderful. Also to remain on topic, I want to see more stories exploring Earth adjusting to the portals opening as well as all the different magic items that exist. That includes the lewd items and the lovey dovey items.

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>>46081378
Mamono magic desalination plants are just thirsty undine bitches drinking sea water and peeing on their husbands!
THEY DON'T WANT YOU TO KNOW! BUT I'VE SEEN THE PISS VATS! IT'S PEE! UNDINE DESALINATION PLANT WATER IS PEE!

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Bros how tall do you want your wife to be?

[Anonymous No.]

Are you terrified of the ocean?

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>>46081416
3m. Perfect height.

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>>46081378
>"Anons"

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>>46081417
No but I do get seasick easily.

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>>46081416
>2m is heads straight into breasts when hugged
>2.5m is bobbhat territory
>3m is standing cunnilingus territory
Pick your poison.
For me its somewhat taller or somewhat shorter.

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>>46081417
i maintain a respectful distance from it

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>>46081440
>3m is standing cunnilingus territory
3m is boobhat territory, unless you're a midget.

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>>46081440
I like the idea of face into boobs when hugged.

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>>46081440
3m isn't bad for certain girls.
Face into boob or boobhat on the casual.

[Anonymous No.]

So now that the dust has settled let's discuss frieren and it's implications of what it means for future elf posting. Does immortality cause elf autism? Probably.

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>>46081416
>70kg
>110kg
>220kg
>380kg

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>>46081476
They just meet your next reincarnation anon.

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>>46081456
in fact, it seems like a good idea for just about any time

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>>46081416
I'm apparently 1.6m tall (5'3" for us in Burgerville), and I can honestly say that anything from Short Stack through the 3m tall kitsune are all fine with me. As long as they're willing to hold me and tell me that they love me.

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>>46081360
The wiki doesn't host primarily pornographic material you ass gaped moron. Go fuck off with your circlejerk buddy shoggykins.

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>>46081489
I mean, I’ll take love over anything else anon. But it sure wouldn’t hurt to have a face warmer available 24/7.

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>>46081485
A good way to experience the shota/mommy deal over and over again while actually growing up to be an adult and equal at some point instead of perpetual mommydom.

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>>46081493
I'm not sure where the line between erotic and pornographic tips but my guess is all the porn combined with text explaining why you should fuck little girl pussy would tip it over the line.

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>>46081416
Around 1.3m is good, but she can get taller later.

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>>46081542
Not sure if taller but she will get fatter, with my baby inside

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>>46081536
I would presume that if you have any media literacy whatsoever you'd realize that a vast majority of the profiles in setting are written from face value testimony of monster girls being interviewed by either the Wandering Scholar or his pupil, who is still searching for him.

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I need an Elf to hug.

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>>46081568

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>>46081575
Not that kind of Elf.

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>>46081580
You can have any elf you want. They're free.

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>>46081580

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I want to hug a Kejourou; just give her a nice tight squeeze.

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>>46081575
I will hug that elf If >>46081580 wont.

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>>46081583
Not those shitty kinds of Elves.

>>46081586
Hmm this one will suffice.

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>>46081593
I imagine hugging a Kej would would make locks of her hair wrap around me here and there with a very light touch.

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>>46081630
Ugh, I'd hope not. I'm ticklish and that sounds like a recipe for disaster.

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>>46081698
>kej making you smile
Sounds like a win to her(and a marriage proposal)

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I will kneel to a Vampire.

[Anonymous No.]

MGs for this feel?

[Anonymous No.]

How do I get my childhood friends to play nice with each other?

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>>46081728
I'm not even sure what I am seeing.

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>>46081730
Be a man and tell the that their fights are making you unconfortable and that they should stop and resolve things peacefully if they value your friendship at all.

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>>46081738
Tsurugi from Blue archive wanting to do the "loves me, loves me not", but ultimately deciding to not defile the flower and letting it be.

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>>46081728
Troll? Trolls are big into plants.

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>>46081738
>I'm not even sure what I am seeing.
An insane man endlessly spamming random gacha images day after day.

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>>46081738
A man posting Blue Archive girls because evidently he can't just post in /bag/

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>>46081779
I like it. This place can get terrible for variety. Some of the gacha art has let me see new artists who draw good stuff too.

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>>46081779
He's got very little interest in the actual characters. He just posts the images because he percieves them as something the people here hate.

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I will kneel to a Dhampir.

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>>46081779
Look at how hilariously bad he is at pretending to be someone else >46081785

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>>46081738
An insane Argentine posing as an Irishman via VPN because he'll never truly be white spamming any and all images he can to try and get the thread away from talking about MGE and farming engagement like some parasocial Youtuber.

[Anonymous No.]

I will kneel to a Ryu.

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>>46081821
Gonna get you that Ryu Hayabussy?

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>>46081788
Reminds me of how some autists would scream "Oh I love Asuna but know nothing about her!" when the global version drop as if it were some point of pride.

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>>46081630
>Hug a kej, she hugs back
>The longer you hold onto her, the more of your body she wraps up
>Eventually her hair extends a bit more in length
>Your feet no longer touch the ground
>She carries you to her home, moving around with her locks
And that's how you became her daki.

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>>46081842
The good ending

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I'm tired, but need to stay up a bit longer or else I'll fuck up my sleeping pattern all week. Quick, someone gimme greentext ideas and I'll turn 1-2 of them into TERRIBLE greentexts before bed.

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>you're at the toy store and pick up some Lego for your niece and she gives you this look

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>>46081865
"Well hey there, Want to make to put a lego miniature of a pyramid together?

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>>46081863
Cheering up snek daughteru because she really wants to wear shoes but can't.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46081863
Selling out to a corpin mgc and getting turned into a harem slut for corpo monster girls stress relief.

[Anonymous No.]

Anubis steps on a lego and has a tism meltdown

[Anonymous No.]

>>46081863
Ocemeltoh is wearing frilly dresses in secret.

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[Anonymous No.]

wurm in eros boot camp ironically being the best soldier of the platoon

[Anonymous No.]

I love my Kikimora so much! I love holding her close and cuddling her and petting her head and patting her back while she rests her head on my chest and snuggles! She loves all the attention she gets! I love Kiki so much! Kiki makes me happy! I'd never be this happy with a Shog! Only Kiki is capable making one this happy!

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>>46081863
The first time you caught the Umi Osho in your net you apologized profusely and she blessed you with good luck for your fishing.
The second time she apologized to you.
The third time you started to suspect something fishy.

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>>46081880
Look at that scrub, can't even cast a simple anthropomorphosis spell.

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>>46081880
>"Dad, I want to start using polymorph every day."
>You try to hide your wince. If there's anything you wish your daughter had talked to your wife about instead of you, it's this.
"Well, that's an interesting idea. Why do you want to do that?"
>You're mentally scrambling for some cogent way to guide her toward liking her actual body and not feeling like she needs to change it.
>She also seems confused about what to say next.
>"The other kids make fun of me because I can't wear shoes."
>"So I want to have legs at school every day, so I can wear shoes like them."
>"I already take up 4 desks and have to use the Big Girl Bathroom. I just want to be normal!"
"Well, I don't think that's a good idea."
>Your daughter looks at you sceptically.
>The problem is that those kids are assholes. How do you tell your daughter this in a succinct, clear way?
"The problem is that those kids are assholes."
>"Dad! They're my friends!"
"If they're your friends, then they don't really care if you can't wear the shoes."
>"But I want them!"
"Is this a boy thing?"
>She flushes dark red.
>"NO!"
"Are you sure?"
>She hisses.
"Is it the soccer team boy? What's his name again?"
>"Anon, Dad."
>"I mean, it's not about him!"
"Well, OK, because I absolutely forbid you to learn polymorph just to impress a boy."
>"What if I want to join the soccer team?"
>Sigh.
"I'll think about it."
>She's a little indoorsy and sedentary. Joining a sports team would probably do her well.
"Maybe your mom can give you some tips, too. I know she CAN do legs."
>"She can?"
"Yeah."
>"Since when?"
>Now it's your turn to blush.
"I, uh, don't care for it."
"Anyways, I have to find your mother to talk to her about this."
"Bye!"
>Never a dull moment.

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>like mermaids and bird girls
>realize i'd have to give up fish/poultry for the rest of my life

Don't think I could do it bros, I love me some drumsticks and fried fish.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46081999
You absolutely won't. Lots of fish mainly eat other fish; birds eating other birds is slightly less common but hardly rare.

[Anonymous No.]

>POV: You went into that abandoned church on a dare

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>>46082012
The harpy on harpy violence is getting out of hand now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46081999
I will marry a Holstaur and continue to eat lots of steaks and burgers.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>46081999
Don't you eat mammals too? Same thing to them.

[Anonymous No.]

Idea.
Banshee.
But her gimmick is she can posses corpses, up to and including you.

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>>46081943
>Be you.
>Night security at Macy's.
>Someone's breaking in every few nights.
>Probably just kids.
>At least it's just a department store, not a rendering plant.
>You almost gag just remembering the smell of that place.
>Hear a clatter, a tearing noise, and loud swearing.
>That came from women's apparel.
>Hustle over there and your flashlight reveals a feline form.
>A catgirl busted in and is wrecking up the place, slumped on the ground with a knocked over mannekin.
>You stop moving and slowly reach down for your gun.
>No telling what she's going to do next.
>Might be strung out on 'nip or just a no good alley cat.

>She looks up at you, her eyes reflecting the flashlight eerily.
>She's not just any cat. She's a goddamn Ocemeloh.
>And she's wearing a wedding dress.
>What in the Miss Havisham-ass madness is this?
>"DON'T LOOK AT ME!"
>She's trying to stand and tripping over the train.
>Whatever dress she put on, it's much too long for her and she can't seem to walk in it.
"What are you doing?"
>"I'll put it back! Don't look at me."
>She's aggressively trying to get the dress off. Kind of like a house cat wearing clothes, she's panicking in her haste to do so.
>You hear another rip.
>"FUCK!"
>She's now out of the dress, although it's ruined, so, whatever...
>"YOU SAW NOTHING!"
>And she bolts away, nude.
>You don't get paid enough to chase her.
>Call it in and hope she sneaks out however she got in before anyone else (or especially you) run into her again.
>You do pick up the wedding dress--it's remarkably frilly and ladylike.
>Weird that she was wearing it.
>But who knows what mamono are thinking.

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>>46081998
Aww, really rooting for her. Thank you!

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I will never kneel to a Monster.

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Do you reckon a phantom narrates her own sex?

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>>46082169
The better question is what doesn't she narrate?

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i will not do Ms. Hakus homework, they aint gonna get me paid

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>>46082169
Kinda weird, but it makes sense she's the type of chuuni that always talks about herself in third person.

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>>46082169
>The phantom gyrates her hips like a rocking ship in the winter storm - a crushing blow to seal anon's climax in the clockwork of the universe!

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>>46082190
God, I would never be able to cum with that kind of narration.
But I wouldn't say STOP.

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>"Dad, I want to wear shoes"
>you do wince. You knew this was coming. kids are too hip these days
>she continues on, regardless of your cringe
>"I just feel like it would really be me, you dig?
>As she does this she gestures down her body, her massive tail both holding her up to your chest level and trailing behind her and out the nearby door
>"All this, it's just too much. I feel like I should be able to fit myself into a room without coiling up. And being able to wear something as footwear just feels so me."
>You know she has a tail sleeve to wear when the ground is too gravely and hurts to slither on. Apparently that doesn't count anymore. She thinks it's lame or some other fleeting reason that seems important when you're a kid
"Now, honey, you might not like coiling now but someday you'll make a man very happy when you coil him."
>"Ewwwwwww, dad. You know my harem sisters have decided to make a boy free harem!"
>That was another childish rebellion, although not a very long lasting one. You knew she shlicked it to plenty of pretty boy porn in her room.
>She wasn't good at hiding her porn stash. And the walls were thin.
>you smile at her
"Right on. You don't need no man."
>You pat her on the head, ruffling her hair.
"You just go and give this a little think and we can talk about it in a week or two. Feet affirming surgery is no joke."
>you had a lot of coiling porn
>later on you think you'll ask her mom to show it off to her. No need to know her dads into that. Monster girl daughters could get pushy if you bond a bit too much

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>miss ghost hears noises and wakes up
>sees the house she haunts getting the "for sale" sign outside removed
>someone actually finally bought the house despite it being feared for being haunted by her!
>miss ghost gets so excited when she sees the buyer is a strapping, handsome man
>and he's single too!
>it's like a dream come true!
>guy moves in and she starts pondering how to introduce himself
>miss ghost has to be very careful not to let her ghoulish pale appearance frighten him, or she might scare him off
>miss ghost also mentally prepares herself to not let her mannerisms that garnered the reputation for being super scary she has now and the house for being feared over her haunting it out to mess things up
>guy is minding his own business looking at his phone on the couch
>miss ghost peeks at him from the hallway and gets ready to greet him
>clears her throat silently
>"GET OUT!" she suddenly hollers out on impulse
>covers her mouth in surprise
>guy gets scared shitless and runs out of the house immediately
>goes straight to his car and drives off in a panic
>miss ghost starts crying
>she let her need to be spooky ruin everything again!
>guy puts the house back up for sale the next day and goes back to bunking with his college mates
>miss ghost remains all alone and sad