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4605157 No.4605157[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

ITT you walk up to your car and see this. What do you do?

>> No.4605165

Kill it.

>> No.4605166

Fortunately I'm an experienced vampire hunter.

>> No.4605167

Who painted my car purple?

>> No.4605168

I would never have a purple car.

>> No.4605170

>>4605157

Get off of my car. You are a little girl. You don't even have a learner's permit.

>> No.4605171

WHAT THE FUCK YOU DOIN' ON MY CAR YOU'RE GONNA SCRATCH THE PAINT

>> No.4605172

Get in my car.

Start driving.

Get arrested for not having a license/crash and die miserably because I don't know how to drive.

>> No.4605174

Tell her to do some situps to get that stomach in shape.

>> No.4605164

Push it away

>> No.4605182

>>4605172
How old are you?

>> No.4605185

>>4605172
Why would you try to drive if you didn't know how to drive in the first place?

>> No.4605183

Hotter than Flandre and Remi.

>> No.4605179

>>4605157
Fuck off, faggot.
Go back to /a/ and stop treating /jp/ as /a/2.

>> No.4605178

Turn around 2π radians and walk away.

>> No.4605177

Tell her something is wrong with her stomach.

>> No.4605176

Well I dont own a car, so lucky for me, I just acquired a car!

>> No.4605206

Realized that's not my car.
Go to my car.
Drive away.

>> No.4605207

>>4605172
Why would you have a car if you can't drive?

>> No.4605222

I don't drive a car I drive an SUV.

>> No.4605231

Strip car.
Hijack girl.
Rape cape.

>> No.4605234
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4605234

Shitty vampire

>> No.4605236
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4605236

>>4605157
HERE COMES THE SUN

>> No.4605246

I realize that G/a/ia is visiting again and hide the thread.

>> No.4605247

Wonder how the hell I had just gotten a car.

>> No.4605243

>>4605222
WHY DO YOU HATE OUR PLANET?!?!?!?!

>> No.4605253

>>4605236
HERE COMES THE SION

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